Official /TurnLeft/: Pennzoil 400 at Las Vegas

Start Time: 3:30 p.m. ET/ 20:30 p.m GMT
Broadcast: Fox
Streams: TBD

Headlines:
>Kyle Busch is one step away from winning the tripleheader for the 3rd time, but he has actual competition this time
>Brand new aeropackage, will it be a disaster or a success? it will give some good memes no matter what

sit back and enjoy one of the most anticipated races of the year
get your juans ready

rags welcome as always

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needs to be blacked

I haven't cum in a week, someone post pics of Natalie Decker or this chicks from the Pizza Hut commercial

Late but FUCK ARCA

ahem

FUCK BUBBA WALLACE
FUCK DANIEL SUAREZ
FUCK TOYOTA

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F

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you are an angry little child.

Have a great race!

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Larson wins today

Freedom stream anyone?

Steakhouse
>I'm feeling purdy good today Mikey

gonna wreck the whole field

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God I love Mikey. You guys think he has a big hog?

winner roll

Streams
www sb2 live/2019/03/nascar-monster-energy-cup-series_55.html
(options 1 and 2 are premiere sports ad free)
acesports win/mecs303.html
centstreams netlify com/nascar
kmediatv com/fox-network-hd/
yoursports stream/live.php?v=fox
fuck the spam filter

>Orange Vanilla Coke

why though

get eem

twitch.tv/iamtherealpapasmurf

any youtube streams?

You don’t like vanilla?

>MASSIVE

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Stream: twitch.tv/y_fp_ft

www escuderiatelmex com/portal/et/transmision/reproductor/
Fox Sports 3 in Spanish

Be sure to pair that with your McDonalds with bacon goyim

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too much snow otherwise i would gone down the street to the 7/11 for a nice Orange Vanilla Coke

>muh god

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>Mikey will never show you how he works the bottom

we larson fans know that won't happen

we out here

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Big if true

should be good because it can't possibly be any fucking worse than last week

NASCAR stream is pretty solid for emergency back up:
nascar.com/drive

No, today is the day larsonbro

is that Mexico?

what an absolute bitch

///NNIN///

Does anybody else here wear racing related stuff irl?

I usually wear old NASCAR/CART t-shirts with 70s racing jackets.

I BET YUROS ARE SEEETHING RN

Austin Dillon's wife fucks black guys.

why are angry towards her?

Fuck no, because I'm not 12.

Only boys and bitches buy sports shit.

I’m getting a Larson hat soon

You are cucked

I like to wear old-school racing tees around town. Was wearing a Rusty Wallace Midnight T-Shirt while I was hanging out in Nashville last night.

I have a bunch of Indianapolis Motor Speedway stuff from the Indy 500. No NASCAR stuff though

this

>that chick with the jean overalls and no shirt on
fuark

Sorry, virgins. This is my sweep.

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Huh? I'm talking about the dog. Not sure who you're referring to.

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got larson and martin hats that I wear pretty often

>dark eyes
>bronze skin
Can you be cucked if you want to see a darkie fuck a darkie?

Proof? Wouldn't surprise me desu

hey user, great to see you again!

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don't trick yourself, Harvick is going to win

I would if I had some of the ridiculous airbrushed shirts they used to sell at the track when I was a kid.

Look like a nice doggo

Being cucked is the best way to live though.

speaking of, there was a qt cashier a few weeks ago that took my order, had a tattoo spade with an arrow and a Q pointing at the spade on her forearm, does this mean what I think or is it just a meme

can you see its cunt? If not I'm not sure how you can tell.

Say that to my face and not online

reminder that it takes ~3 hours to get to LVMS from the Vegas strip in traffic

You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity

GREEN FLAG BACK IN THE AIR

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YOU STANK SLUT, HARCOCK WILL WIN!

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>mike joy will die in your lifetime

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Do you think any of the drivers race with chastity cock cage?

i did it a few times growing up, i think it was like max 2 hours when i did it. but yeah, a real fucking pain in the ass man

based harvchad

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I don’t mind the new aero package

>LUDICROUS SPEED!

Rolling for who causes the big juan

Hey, they’ll clone him so no worries bud

>Ken Squier will also die in your lifetime
it's not fair

What do you guys think we're going to see? An IROC-style race or something more like what we saw in IndyCar in the early 2000s?

DUDE WEST COAST START TIMES LMAO

>muh Vegas gambling

Fox is so fucking bad

Are we in for a meme race or more boring shit like last week

OCEAN PLASTIC BRACELETS

Hamlin
Almirola
Hemric

yes

better than decker

This will be the best race you have ever seen

Get used to it. The ((((((media))))))) is going all-in on degenerate gambling.

Both

I watched the Vegas test from a few weeks ago. They can't pass the leader.

>yfw a plastic bag gets stuck on someones brake duct and with the reduced drag they win the race

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I think we are in for a F1 style race where the leaders stray from the pack and nobody passes

I don't really know, but whatever the quality of racing is here is going to likely be what we see the rest of the season.

>nearly 4 fucking PM start
why is this a thing

is it legal to tape up the brake ducts? why not just slap a bunch of tape on during the first pit stop?

if it's not legal, what happens if a plastic bag gets stuck on the front? "Illegal Debris Accumulation?"

west coast....

Decker would still be a 9/10 if she wasnt a driver. legitimately attractive

no

memes

not even 1pm in Las Vegas right now, dingus

This.

Bof

I will be having dinner by the time the race ends
it's comfy

i wear a black budweisser hat most of the time, i have a bunch of other hats but that's the more neutral one

Decker is a 6/10 in Texas

fuck vegas

I feel so bad for Paul Menard.

Here's this kid, worked his butt off his entire life, and can't get himself on a winning team like Hendricks.

Such a fucking shame because Gordon, Elliot, and Johnson only got themselves into racing because of daddy's money while Menard had to work his way up and still gets the short end of the stick.

you guys have 31/36 races in your time zone. you'll live

i was at this race. pure kino

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Rolling for who dies today

Fuck Logano

so..... presented with truth and that is your reply?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

beauty is in the eye of the beholder after all

Why are we talking about Decker instead of posting those sweet sweet thighs

Rolling again

I still think NASCAR needs invest in and run 1 chase race (make it a wild card race do the winner gets in/back into the chase) at a local/new track every year because:

1. Everyone is sick of the same schedule but now with different rules
2. It generates good racing, potential underdog winners, accidents, and television excitement because of a new track (see roval)
3. It grows local economies/gets locals going to races again (okay maybe not so much in Alaska)

One thing I realized after watching nascar on tv for over 15 years is that it's easy to forget that these are actual cars with actual people driving them at high speeds, rather than moving images on the screen. It made it tangible for me. I imagine it like war. You can finds tons of footage but you'll never know what it's like unless you're actually in the shit. It also doesn't help that these don't even look like manufacturer cars anymore.Going to my first race a couple of years ago got me more excited about NASCAR than ever despite shit hitting the fan a year later (Gordon retired)

That feel when no race in my timezone because DST starts like 12 hours before the next race and Arizona isn't cucked with that bullshit

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The cars sound DEEP

rip krut

stupid says huh?

first to wreck roll

Honestly, I'm absolutely flabbergasted that NASCAR has invested so much time and money trying to make the sport tv friendly and forgot about actually getting fans to races.

The only reason it's even on television is because it got popular when people started, guess what, going to the races. Now that generation has died off and nobody can relate to racing a Ford/Chevy/Toyota vehicle that doesn't even look like a car you see everyday. (F1 is different because their fans have national drivers/teams to root for)

I wonder if France is really fucking retarded or if the track owners (IMC or whatever) are the ones holding him by the balls and telling him not to impede on their track monopoly and to invest everything into making it tv friendly

exactly, I'm sorry that user was so angry at life.

>3 wide by two

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Bubba BTFO

>larson already fucking dead
>4PM start
life is truly suffering as a larsonbro

checked and based

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>3 yellow cars
>2 say pennzoil
based

>Now that generation has died off and nobody can relate to racing a Ford/Chevy/Toyota vehicle that doesn't even look like a car

Nigger, you cannot safely take a Toyota Camry off the street and convert it into a 200mph race car.

I 'd fug her, stupid outfit and all

>you will never get to fuck Natalie Decker in her trailer before a race

loli alert

if they did that, it would gain them zero fans

It's the same shit except it looks slightly closer because the cars are going slower and there's no accordion effect

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Speak for yourself, nerd

Lap 9 of 80, the leaders are strung out.

H-h-hes just finding his groove

>lap 9
>full commercial already
ho boy

already a strung-out 1.5 miler race

woo

I'll do it after a race instead

nascar.com timing and scoring down.

>if the track owners (IMC or whatever) are the ones holding him by the balls and telling him not to impede on their track monopoly

yes

Don't worry they made sure to miss all the important passes with commercials

No-commercials TV feels good

Hahaha what the hell was th a KFC commercial? Was that Carrie Brownstein?

jimmy johns fucking sucks

I really want Bruton Smith to die already so this series can get some good tracks

>3-5th all swapping spots on timing
>showing an ultra closeup of Autism and talking about bullshit

That's my argument/theory. If the cars on the track were more stock people could at least relate to the sport more. See the post I replying to (also mine).

Gase broke down and went to the garage. No mention on TV.

>Autism gaining on Harvick as the run goes on
>Steakhouse having a fast as fuck car
Dangerously meme territory here lads

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>17 laps in
>Harvick 2 seconds ahead of 2nd

Nice new package you got here NASCAR

imagine the smell

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Why do all his tracks fucking suck so bad?

I was thinking the same thing. Fucking expensive too

Wow sweet Xfinity race dudes

But isn't the reason they started making the cars more uniform because manufacturers were making cars that would do better in races because aero? Win on Sunday, sell on Monday shit?

I originally posted that last week and did some research on who owns those. Bill France is the owner of International Motorsporte


Wrong

this is a yikes from me senpai

I would do it just to smell her sweaty feet

Jared?! How's you get internet in prison?

Name your 3 favorite drivers

cookie cutters OUT

Wow that was like a whole five minutes of racing before another commercial

they're ok. Better than many chains but worse than the elites. They have good chips though.

Larson
Larson with loose car
Larson with tight car

Yes, and that was the golden age of NASCAR.

Keep investing in track and driver safety while letting them go 220 mph and you'll have good fucking racing

Based answer

Kyle, Truex, Byron

>that fat brotha on the wall will git r dun

At least Phoenix is fun right

Kyle Busch
Denny Hamlin
Martin Truex Jr

I think statistically the golden age was the 90's, but whatever

Sage Karam
Sage Karam
Sage Karam

>orange vanilla coke

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They stopped being stock shaped because the chassis was intended for a 110" wheelbase 2 door coupe and nobody but GM actually made anything remotely like that anymore. For a while they still had a Monte Carlo that was based on the shape of the road car but it was too much of a pain in the ass to equalize it with cheater Taurus and Intrepid bodies so they just had them make a disgusting jellybean shaped thing of their own in 2003 and the "all the cars are the same with headlight decals" meme was born.

90's was just drama

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>-4.20

based and dubs pilled

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J.J Yeley
David Stremme
Mike Bliss

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>Dale Sr.
>Harvick
>
havent had to pick a third yet... probably Larson after Harvick retires.

Loy Allen Jr.
Kevin Lepage
Brett Bodine

>keklolski

Its hilarious watching DW try to spin that this shit is good.

I feel bad for Paul Menard. Here's a gu

Junior Johnson
Richard Petty
Cale Yarborough

gimmie
clit
blaney

...

>bubba has the key

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fox, ZOOM THE FUCK OUT

Ryan Blaney
Ricky Stenhouse
Joey Logano

So they've successfully achieved the ShindyCar "we have no idea what we're even trying to do" intermediate package where if it's hotter than predicted literally nothing happens and if it's colder than expected the race will take 6 hours from multiple big juans

where's the proof?

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Danica Patrick
Natalie Decker
Jennifer Jo Cobb

*dabs*

The memeforce is too strong with this one

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ALL TIME POWER RANKINGS:

1. Dale Earnhardt
2. Jimmie Johnson
3. Darrell Waltrip
4. Jeff Gordon
5. Richard Petty
6. Kyle Busch
7. Bobby Allison

>faster in the corner than straightaway

Wot

pipe down

lolis :3

Paul Tracy
Jimmy Spencer
Sammy Swindell

>no Johanna

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tits or gtfo

Neither

Petty is the most overrated driver of all time, he wouldn’t get a top 10 today

Harvick
Logano
maybe Blaney?

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Tony Kanaan
Emerson Fittipaldi
Helio Castroneves

hue

Dale Jr.
Terry Labonte
Kurt Busch

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>uh oh mi amigo

Big Juan incoming

How do we get Sophia Floersch to face in Xfinity?

Wendell Scott
Bill Lester
Joey Logano

When did Chumlee lose so much weight?

>NASCAR tries to make an aero package where the leader can't get away
>Leader checks out by five seconds in the very first race

lol

dat gap

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anyone remember Greg Biffle?

well yeah, he's like 80

>lyle lelson

meth

in rehab

he was in jail

>autism
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHWEAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO

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when he started hard drugs

I don't understand why it's so fucking hard to make a decent aero package. We don't ask for much. Even F1 has this problem desu, tho they do have a new one this year we haven't really seen in a race scenario tho

TOO MANY MEN

Barely anyone who was good at a modern sport in the 60s would be good by modern standards, since successive generations can just copy what the previous ones did to get better faster.

How tall is Larson? He looks 5'2

If you guys like watching cars so much, why not just watch me drive to work?

youtube.com/watch?v=pBy-HsYzs9w

Wew

>Larson Penalty

>autism
>larson
>penulty.jpg

All of these check out and make sense desu

4'11"

WHY IS IT ALWAYS FUCKING LARSON ATUHGDUHFDGHUGDFJGGIHOJFGI I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT

FUCKING SPED LAST RACE AND FUCKED HIMSELF OVER, NOW HIS TEAM JUST DESTROYED HIS ENTIRE RACE

FUCKING CHRIST

ajajaaja

For fucks sake Larson

Yo this sucks man

>Larson fans

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I'm tempted right now

HE TOUCHED THE GROUND LOL

Why is the rear bumper so high? It's like 2 feet off the track

what a retarded fucking rule, go shocker

ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT PENALTY

I actually watched it again (haven't in ages) and it made me angry.

Better than bored, I guess

nascar mustang>supercars mustang

Piquet
Paludo
Fittipaldi

SUAREZ IS IN THE FUCKING LEAD HE'S GONNA WIN IF HE STAYS OUT

so it's ok to lean over the wall while holding the tire on the ground, but if your hand touches it becomes lava. Rulemakers up their ass too much

>spied on his mother in law pissing with hidden cameras

/ourguy/

keselowski
logano
rossi

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>only 8 cars are on lead lap

>retarded penalty

You now remember the time Kasey Kahne got penalized for going through pit road to avoid a massive wreck

>the new rule changes bring back good racing, they said

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the problem is, the manufacturers are spending hundreds of millions of $$$ per season in R&D and wind tunnel testing for that extra 5 tenths of a second. the costs, especially for championship-level cars, are ridiculously high. That isn't conducive to good racing

They still gotta pit

its early sperg, calm down

We'll get the wave around meme dont worry

yeah, at the 500 in 2014

Jeff Gordon
Joey Logano
Ryan Preece

he was probably doing to it look at kids too but nobody wanted to say it

Wait. Wut?

What does that have to do with anything?

wonder if those vids were saved somewhere.

Ryan Preece
Landon Cassill
Carl Edwards

larson fucked by same bullshit

i'm not really sure how feasible it is to come back 2 laps down and still win

i'm sure it's been done but the odds are awful

imagine being 6 laps down after 60 laps LOL

at least they're consistent unlike some other (((sports)))

I always thought nascar was basically identical chassis and the manufacturer didn't have a lot of wiggle room. For F1 it's more up to the manufacturer to do all the R&D which makes high spenders significantly better. For me F1 is more a demonstration of the manufacturer, where GT3 and nascar are more about driving

youtube.com/watch?v=g-tF-QjovMk

Reminder that trying to "improve competition" by making major changes to the technical regulations every season is a fool's errand, and even NASCAR possibly realizes this and only does this to sales pitch TV execs and sponsors that don't actually watch or care about racing because the company is run by corporate fags that don't care about the long term viability of the product.

there's gotta be a fine line between allowing a hand over and then allowing an actual foot over

it's just being so fucking nitpicky, christ almighty nascar

>gibbs drivers whining

Why don't you just blow my brains out now and save yourself some time?!

lmao

true. NASCAR rules are pretty black-and-white now with the lasers n shiet

That's actually why I love Indycar. It's got the intensity of F1 with the driver skill focus of NASCAR. I love all 3 and while I get the most excited about F1, Indy is my favorite principally.

W A V E
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Comments:

>Why aren't you hitting the limiter on every shift dude?

>because the car had 150k miles and didn't want to destroy it

...

>nice autism dude

That was his first video and he's only made two in 5 years

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Pretty funny actually
OSSwith club music
>twitter.com/ElijahWhosoever/status/1102260199849689088

>long term viability of the product
This is why I wonder how long it takes for any sport to tell the TV companies to fuck off and just go exclusively online streaming.

>black ppl running around here

yeah

>F1 is more a demonstration of the manufacturer
Yup. And the "racing" is all bout the driver vs. the track while NASCAR is more about driver vs. driver.

I see you too are a man of high culture. Cheers, m8

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Do you guys still play nascar manager?

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>sport to tell the TV companies to fuck off
Should have done it from the start instead of scrambling to ride the (((social media))) wave of cancer.

I would love to get the new Heat games, but they look like a 360 game from 2006 and I'm just not sure if I trust them to be good because of that

Out of 10, rate this sorry excuse for a race so far.

>ride the (((social media))) wave of cancer.
You can thank Mr. Keselowski for that

Think, they would make a killing if they made it a two tier system of "this much for commercials, this much for no commercials"

Heard that bit on TDS

NASCAR is 100% economically dependent on their 10 figure TV deals. There's no way you can replace that money elsewhere right now.

New Supra looks like a steroidal Miata.

>the new regulations will make great racing guys!
>only 18 cars on lead lap
>still 180 laps to go

shit guys I grew up in charlotte NC watching nascar and it's sad how fall we've fallen from the late 90's / early 2000's

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not over yet/10 ask again later

>1 hand on the ground/10

>see you next week

it's early my man, Larson hasn't made his miracle comeback

Supercars runs commercial free and just throws in random CGI billboards, which is WAY fucking better than the U.S. race coverage cancer.

I understand the concept of being sponsored, but it's the fucking RACERS that the people are there to see, and they should dictate how the fucking sponsors are allowed to shill their shit, not the other way around. U.S. marketing is filled with pussies, feminists, and faggots that create commercials normal people find irritating as fuck, hurting the products they try to shill.

digits will mark the winner of this race

i'll rate it a danica patrick/10

Kurt
Buddy Baker
Jeff Burton

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A man of some of the highest culture then.

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>what is the issue with harvicks pit box

basado

You worthless mentally ill zoomer, it's been nearly this terrible since before you were born when there was literally 0 women anywhere involved in the broadcast.

i have heat 2 and 3. 3 is better than 2 for sure. its pretty fun, but you have to put the ai on a high difficulty. its no masterpiece but id say its fun, worth maybe 30-40 bucks depending on how badly you want a nascar game.

>(((advertising)))
>(((media)))
>talmudvision

I'm sorry, were you expecting something decent?

Indy ruined open wheel racing. The pre 1996 CART racing was awesome, Open wheel cars are for roadcourses and flat speedways. They ruined a beautiful thing when the series split.

Too much rubber on concrete = no traction

I love the banter in these peanut butter and jelly breads.

>The pre 1996 CART racing was awesome
not really

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>liking nuIndycar
yikes

>subliminal BLACKED advertising agenda in that ring commercial

the TRS pool parties should gather at Nascar races, its a safe space for white identity.

we know. the series is basically what cart was at this point (without the popularity)

No, Cyrus, you're wrong.

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why too much? Isn't rubber more grip than concrete?
or is it that the rubber is not hot?

Was that just implied cuckoldry by Ring (tm)?

the penske games are so cringe and contrived

you just know

I'm sure there is something you like that others dont....

Is it true that modern women need 3 men in their lives instead of one? My female friend called me crying because her "bf" told her that she is insane, told her to fuck off, turned off the phone and drove away leaving her drunk on the sidewalk. I picked her up and listened to her crying. Why the fuck do women stay with idiots like this guy? I don't get it. He tells her to fuck off constantly and treats her like dirt and yet she refuses to stop trying while I'm still single and a virgin. What the fuck? How do I end this charade? What went wrong? Back in my days women had some self respect.

or good cars, or 60% of the competition elements

>still two weeks until sebring
hold me

That's why I actually bought some Mothers. The made F1 commercial free last year and I needed to thank them

Holy shit Danica is actually being aggressive and not crashing today

>trs
I miss the pre pizza paranoia 8pol shitposting

A fucking 4 wide

au jus between the roast beef sangwich

eh, maybe I'll just get Project Cars 2 then. Has a little of everything

>rubber more grip than concrete?
>or is it that the rubber is not hot?
Something like that, dude. Concrete has no traction, and rubber can get slick from temps etc

R u havin a giggle m8?

That's actually a good idea. Tho I prefer my idea of Right Wing Bowling Leagues.

The restarts are only crazy looking because it takes twice as long to get up to speed

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where my almirola gang at

I can't pull for a guy that spells Eric with an A

ty user

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Smithfield checking in

good lord they look and are soooo fucking slow

A good Canadian poster I see

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Is the new package, dare I say it, working?

You've clearly never heard "A Boy Named Sue"

>2 tire clean air cucktrain
lmao

Dale Sr.
Mark Martin
Ricky Rudd

Brad just talked about this, this week. The camera angles (designed to show off sponsors) make it look like the cars are going slower than they are. Wide-angle shots would show the speed more.

It works if you put a slow car up front because they're so hard to pass it bunches up everyone behind them.

Since when is Rusty Wallace in the 43?

can't fool the stopwatch, sweetie

>literal cuckolding commercial

>sorry whitey, large black men are all that can satisfy me anymore

Are races good places to get anonymous sex?

Tony Stewart
Kurt Busch
Ken Schrader

How dare you question the racing entertainment narrative that no one can tell the difference between 170mph and 240mph and going fast in a speed competition is for nerds.

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The ethnostate will feature stock car racing and alpine skiing, no nigger sports allowed

who wants some fanfic

I think so. Even my mom is enjoyin this race

god bless jeff gluck

In what context does that song make any sense for wedding vows? For real.

yeah i hear mikey is usually around

Idk why but I'm saying Buescher

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New package haters btfo

>need to bring up shit from years ago to keep things interesting
lmao

if you don't mind your balls being tickled by a bearded man in the glory hole, sure

I better see lelgano and denny in the wall and SOON

>241 mph
>in that little fucking thing
>almost 20 years ago
Holy shit dude!

To be fair, that's what made me a Kyle fan. I wish more drivers were willing to throw punches.

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I don't know what you guys are talking about. My Wife and her Boyfriend are enjoying this race a lot.

Going to be interesting as the cars get more grip later in the race.

Kinda reminds me of a 80's daytona 500.

kek, dude....

Little thing weighs less = engine pushes it faster

Based Clit.

>As a man that's been a student of packages and getting behind things, even I can't get behind this package.

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Power to weight ratio isn't everything

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Wtf is up with all these wack ass comercials man!!

what are you watching on?

I'm only seeing like 4 different commercials.

advertising to aging right wing white men. doesn't really explain shaq everywhere though

will there ever be an itasha wrapped nascar?

Reminder I would beat everyone itt at my local dirt track

>little thing can also drive upside down in a tunnel

boomers love sports nibbas. Why do you think they love the Negro Felon League still?

They've been behind the #3 for like 12 laps. Which is also roughly the only reason they're actually able to pass.

>logano
big balls baby

I would sit on you and bully you

>advertising to...
...urbanites in major markets.

That's how it works. They don't care who watches as much as where they watch, and they focus on the urbanites because they're all caged in like rats in their cities and burbs.

why two Pennzoil cars?

My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am an American.

Why can't you idiots understand that NASCAR was made for everyone, not just white people?

Not in that configuration.

dumb post of the day

I distantly remember watching this when I was in college. The engine was pretty much ruined after the qualifying attempt. Based as fuck tho.

You need twice as much to get the job done? It is from PA you know. The oil sucks there(what's left of it)

>My car is English
oof, bummer my man

too much yeller cars

"The best racing car falls apart immediately after it crosses the finish line."

- Sun Tsu

the nascar audience is more affluent and urban now but you aren't selling a ton of heavy-duty trucks in the cities

>KRYLE TOO FAST ENTERING

kryle getting iffy

doesn't change the fact that the vast majority of viewers are white men from the south

>Kryle Penalty
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>kryle

Agreed 100%.

>Busch

Lel

hahahahahahahah

>kryle

Kryle no!

I drive a mclaren

>kyle
l@l

>KRYLE

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Cities not so much, but suburban you are. They're fashion statements now and a way for cucked low-T penis carriers that have never done a manly thing in their lives to compensate for their inadequacy.

except 99% of the audience is white

>krylel

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>kyle

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someone take a crash for the team so larson can catch up

Why do you think they use NASCAR to sell trucks instead of muscle cars now

>driving a middle eastern car
yowza

>My food is Italian
Friendly reminder that pizza was invented in America.

this

Can't find it any store near me :(

>tfw drinking mountain dew and monster to support NASCAR

This race sucks

so turn your tv off and leave the thread....

I really want to watch barbershop quartet basketball. Both teams trying to outsing each other while playing. Make it happen, internet.

Even in Brazil most of the guys that watch Nascar are whites

I have a couple shirts but a shit ton of race hats

Best shirt is the farewell to dale jr shirt from richmond raceway

>pizza was invented in America

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>acting like Busch is a high quality beer
It’s literal got rut, low brow shit.

No, it's just a segment of the audience. (((Marketers))) min / max everything to appeal to the small percentage that have zero spending control.

Same shit they do with gamblers and alcoholics.

Underrated

This is very, very far from the worst idea I've ever heard.

How can one man be so based?

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Even in that configuration they produced 3g's of downforce.

They were theoretically able to drive upside down in tunnels by the mid 1970s.

What is the worst idea you've ever heard?

racing jackets are in style for the hipster type for some reason

Welp, gonna have to turn the race off early.

Sucks, wish i could see the end but my wife just got home with her son, and he wants to watch the end of the celtics game.

Gonna catch the replays tomorrow. Go Hamlin!
See yall next thread.

this race is boring as fuck

brain france single-handedly ruined nascar

fuck this

probably a mix of that movie Driver and animefags who jizz themselves over Akira

>racing jackets are in style for the beta male urbanite pussies trying to look a little bit less like a walking vagina
ftfy

Why do you think he was always strung out on Booze and Oxys?

how many races until they give up and try a new meme package?

Danica Patrick in a GoDaddy F1 car.

What if NASCAR introduced a unique race in the chase each year (like the roval) where if someone either in or out of the chase won it, they'd knock the last place guy out and swap it out with the winner?

Idk it'd make it fun if they did it every year, but didn't allow teams to practice there until the week before to even the playing field going in. THAT WAY you'd get to race at a bunch of lesser known tracks (for the tv fans) and get the local people back into nascar.

I'm dead serious about this too.

rip, you had a chance larson

racer.com tier boomer comment

F1 has a built in defense system against vaginas with it being so fucking expensive. There's not a team with enough money to waste on one.

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If I had the money I would fund that

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>that mental image

Why God? Why?

>see, how can you say this was a bad race when there were so many lead changes!

STEP IT UP
ALWAYS TAKE DA RISK
JUST FLASHED LIKE DA ICE HONDA WRIST
YUH YUH

Based migos selling us mountain dew (the GOAT soda for NASCAR)

underrated

you gotta lock eyes as well while you're staring at him in the track bathroom mirror.

the gimmicks are bad enough as it is

just abolish the chase and stage racing all together

bring it back to the good old days when dale was around

>race so boring that they have to ask the f16 to do another fly over to entertain the crowd

I haven't even looked, are they doing the roval again? That was unironically the best race last year.

>not drinking Monster Energy during the Monster Energy Nascar Cup Series

>There's not a team with enough money to waste on one.
Never underestimate the power of beta males to whiteknight.

As much as I love Dale Jr. do you think he gets tired of his whole legacy being his father?

Wish my dad would buy me some relevancy like Logano

Not even they are willing to waste hundreds of millions of dollars

>Matt Diredditteto

Why do people like that fag?

bodybuilder

Would an old Hinchman Indy jacket be considered hipster?

I like him because he manipulates reddit into being his biggest fans
chase briscoe is starting to do the same thing, they're literally using them for free exposure

September 29th. ill be there

Sounds hot as fuck

if it's covered in sponsors, yes. if not then it's just some weird shit you're wearing

yaaaaaaaaaaaasss

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>Even in that configuration they produced 3g's of downforce.
Where the fuck do you even get that idea? I don't think that car ever actually produced 3Gs of downforce at any time, there'd be too much drag to ever get to the speed required. Even the aero kit meme cars from a couple years ago were only in that range around Phoenix.

Speedways they were running only 1000lbs of downforce at 230mph with a car that weighs over 1700lbs with driver before fuel.

mulsannescorner.com/aerodatabasepenskereynard01i01.html

THIS IS YOUR TIME LARSON

DO NOT DISAPPOINT!!

I was about to say how ironic it is that hipsters like things with sponsors, but that's probably the point isn't it?

>Harvicks pit box cucks him harder than Tony. Again

its part of the point. The other point is that they are ugly

quick rundown:
>guy cries on camera because he finishes 6th in a shitbox at bristol
>feel god story of the week
>realizes he's famous and goes to reddit
>"if you vote me in the all star race i change my name in the car to DiBurrito"
>reddit obviously goes "LOL so funny XD he's guy now"
>instantly becomes reddit's favorite underdog
>gets big media push thanks to reddit
>gets sponsorship thanks to reddit
>reddit even funds his shitbox a couple of times
>reddit goes full damage mode when allegations of him cheating on his wife appear
>in the end memes his way into the 5th JGR car thanks to the media exposure

Is it true that Tony is Keelan's real dad?

>cheating on his wife

When was this?

which tracks have yall been to?
Sonoma
Bristol
Phoenix
Vegas
Charlotte Roval (this year)

well... isn't that a positive for him?
I mean isn't part of life to keep going forward?

it's rowdy time

That kid is Harvick's through and through. Just look at him

Who fucking cares, dude? None of our business. That's gossipy woman shit.

To be fair tomatoes were a new world thing, and Italians have a frozen pizza called the Big Americano.

Yea Forums should raise money for him if he changes the name of his car to the cuckmobile.

Curitiba racetrack (my city)
Interlagos

I've only been to Kansas

tony stewart having the genes to make an absolute aryan chad autismo like keelan. you high?

Indy
Chicago
Road America
Mid Ohio

KRUT

That's already the #3 car though

NHMS
Watkins Glen
Thompson

if we are counting non NASCAR i can throw Laguna Seca in as well i suppose

based booth shilling

Just tuned in, has it been pack racing all day?

It looks like this, it's comfy af. I don't want to look like a hipster nu-male though

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>tfw Kurt cucks his brother out of a sweep

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that's sick af

if you're worried how you look you already are one

We wish it was bro

are pit penalties too strong?

New Hampshire
Pocono
Charlotte
Daytona
Richmond
The Glen
Homestead

Canadian Tire (Live 30 mins away)
Watkins Glen
Michigan (Every year)

none

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I think it's cool

the stupid "too many men" rule where a guy touches the ground picking something up is fucking retarded

a fine would suffice, but a full on pit penalty? fuck nascar

George Washington would have painter make his jaw line more square because he understood looks mater.

>no more Hoots telling you to put it out

i want to go to Pocono, its been my favorite track since i was a kid. how is watching a race there? best seats for my future visit?

ahem

FUCK jgr
FUCK hendrick
FUCK shr

that is all

Great track, live about 20 mins from it, we go twice a year.
anything in the stands is good.

Fuck off Roger

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good track, cool feel being up in the trees in the middle of nowhere, you can see most of the track from the seats, too

as long as you're above row 25-ish you can see the whole track, although they have some whack policies, oh and literally all the staff are nogs

awesome. thanks for the info fren

Pit Penalties should be enforced if the pit crew does something stupidly dangerous and harsher but bullshit like a hand touching the ground because a member needed to balance themselves is straight up bullshit.

why are there more promotions and commercials than actual racing?

Chicago.
Michigan.
Indianapolis.
Kansas.
Road America.
Iowa.
Gateway.
Circuit of the Americas.

based pocono anons i love you all so much.

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chevy is still useless

it's 2019

>WATCH THIS
>nothing happens
kek

Can Larson still do it?

Meanwhile, in Venezuela, Milka Duno is doing hardcore horse porn in order to keep herself alive between races.

Indianapolis
Chicagoland
Kentucky
Watkins Glen
Milwaukee

nope, his crew pit touched the ground and that small minor act destroyed his chances of a top 10 (outside of big juans) with over 200 laps to go

great stuf!!!

anyone baking new bread?

its also a beautiful place in the mountains

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last week i saw larson, now so far i've seen hamlin and kyle busch with the right roof flap a little bit up

Indianapolis
Michigan
Detroit Grand Prix

Bristol (Peak Nougties sell out era)(was at COT meme race and repave that ruined the greatest track ever)
Pocono
Kentucky
Michigan

pocono
watkins glen
NJMP
dover
stafford

>that flat wide sweeping turn 3
>beautiful back drop
we need more triangles in scenic areas boys

Pocono is extremely underrated desu, for how much hate it gets

is there a new thread

could there be a worse top 3?
fuck this man

Abandon ship, lifeboat thread

Ok, so now rate this shit race out of 10.

is this the final 60 laps or just another stage? I fell asleep

Still stage 1

Get seats high up, you can see the other side of the track

watching bubba wallace explode was the highlight of my live races last year
>except watching Rowdy win Richmond

Ah the good ol Nascar nap

Charlotte
California Speedway

What happened to kyle? lol

>Bowyer bored as fuck on the Radio saying he's wide open on the bottom
How long will this meme package last?

Stafford
Pocono
California
Vegas

keep talking shit virgins

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