/AAF/ General: Urrrn Edition

>ctrl+f
>No AAF Thread

>GAMES TODAY

San Antonio at Birmingham
4 pm Est.
CBS Sports Network

Atlanta at Arizona
8 pm Est.
NFL Network

Both can be seen at AAF.com as well.

>HIGHLIGHTS FROM YESTERDAY

San Diego blows a 20-6 lead
youtube.com/watch?v=U-EABXxzkfU

Orlando wins on frosty field
youtube.com/watch?v=pY0zH5SS9iE

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=aLajEfXT-R0
youtube.com/watch?v=cNClgnv_VNY
soundcloud.com/champscornerpodcast/johnny-manziel-to-the-birmingham-iron-alabama-lands-4-star-wr
twitter.com/AAFFleet/status/1102714092509290496
twitter.com/sdfleetpr/status/1102779907883462656?s=21
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

no one cares you fat fucks lmao
delete this thread mods

No one cares about your semen slurping sport, Diego. And you obviously cared about American football to post, whether it's because you hate it or not.

Suprising not to see ironposters out yet

Commanders finna be the best in the west.

Gonna go to the championship game in Vegas no matter who the hell makes it. But, I am praying for Fleet vs Iron or Shots vs Apollos.

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COME ON LADS IT'S AAF TIME

This is 200 proof vodka. It is 100% pure, unadulterated alcohol. One drop of this liquid is strong enough to kill 75 fully grown African elephants. Keep an eye on it for me while I run to the store real quick, okay?

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CAM ON 'OTSHOTS

What kind of demented post is this?

NOW IT'S TIME TO GO LADS

Is there a free stream? I don't subscribe to the cable meme

very CURIOUS post

L2youtube, nigger.

game delayed due to college apehoop

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Fucking apehoop.

>those fucking stands
Birmingham relocated when?

youtube.com/watch?v=aLajEfXT-R0

they had to tear down the upper deck in 2004 because it was condemed by the city lol

Do we look like fleetfags?

I thought all this horse shit was supposed to be on CBS
If it's not on network TV, the old guys can't watch and they're the ones who watch these things

Where is gamethread?

It's on CBS Sports Network, retard

That's not network TV, imbecile

So you're passionless?

The Iron-Apollos game is going to air on TNT, so they'll be on CBS by the end of the season.

Theres literally nothing wrong with the jews you idiot

No, but we are lossless.

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SA - BHM Gamethread

dgaf, fleet

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Go kangz.

Bump the threads, faggots. Last one died

I really hate this line of thinking
It's on NFL network and bleacher report live, not exactly heavily viewed channels. Even then, they're getting higher ratings than expected
The production has been shit, but that's to be expected with a company that hasn't even been materialized for a year.
What you anons are neglecting are advertisers and partnerships. Those two things have grown substantially since week 1. If the trend continues, marketing will get better. If marketing gets better, production will improve. If production improves, numbers drastically increase.

The only thing that may kill this league is if the NFL revokes its partnership for some reason, but I just don't see that happening with Polian at the helm

>the incest ridden city of Birmingham

Oh shit we get the KANGZ tonight get yo fucking purp and newports out!

>the Birmingham Aluminum

Who /undefeated/ here?

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Is this some new rivalry trophy

BASED

I'm done with the Iron. Go Commanders.

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>4-0 Apollos vs 3-1 Birmingham
Time to move the game back to B/R Live, TNT.

Official AAF QBs power rankings:

1. Garret Gilbert
2. John Wolford
3. Zach Mettenberger
- power gap -
4. Josh Woodrum
5. Logan Woodside
-power gap-
6. Luís Pérez
7. Philip Nelson
8. Mike Bercovici
9. Trevor Knight
-power gap-
10 .Matt Simms
11. Alex Ross
12. Matt Lineham
13. Christian Hackenger
14. Austin Allen

Apollos going for the perfect season

TNT must be SEETHING rn

Being an Iron defensive player must be the most frustrating shit on the planet.

They wanted this to be the Chiefs-Rams game of the aaf.

You may only post if your team has literally never lost or tied a game in franchise HISTORY.

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>losing to memepiss

>going for
every team is "going for"

*wins near you*

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Cumshots gonna get dabbed on, me thinks

>"eh? their team have lost a game?"
>"I bet their quarterback has thrown an interception too!"

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>Kangz
>Winning a game

The only way I could see this even possibly happen is if they somehow decide to start Knight and he's Hackenberg-tier garbage. But it looks like Wolford is slated to start.

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You fear the Mettenchad. He will complete his revenge in a few weeks

GAME THREAD

GAME THREAD

>rusts

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A P O L L O G I Z E

>cumshots
Oh no!

This result has pleased me greatly

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>mfw my kangz bootyblast the first place team in the west

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God damn we play worse each passing week, whomever is calling the offense should khs

This has been a good week of AAF. 3/4 of my picks won.

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What was the 4th?

Salt Lake, and I only like them because my oneitis is Mormon

>picking against Gods
What were you thinking?
Also you need to gbt Reddit for using the word oneitis

>letting women influence you

BASED

post power rankings lads

1. Apollos
2. Commanders
3. Iron
4. Stallions
5. Memphis
6. Hot Shots
7. Kangz
8. Boats

Iron and /GOATBOATS/ are natural allies user

Commander are winning the AAF chip

FUCKING NICK FOLK

>west coast football

Is there a bigger meme

My commandabs saving their season today. Based and blessed

>the worst team in the east beats the best team in the west
The absolute state

OH NO NO NO

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I FUCKING TOLD YOU WOLFORD WAS TRASH
I FUCKING TOLD YOU AND YOU LAUGHED IN MY FACE
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW CUMSHOTS?

>snowstorm
>tornado warning
>downpour

Huh. I wonder why attendance is down this week

The whole west coast is trash, ivan

not denying that
but I was talking about the specific QB
and Rashad Ross is still a beast

Fuck you

Go Apollos

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go to bed, John
or are you drinking yourself to sleep after losing to the >kangz?

We're gonna beat you next week, just gonna let ya know

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John, calm down. You're still better than perez

Ladies and gentlemen, your Atlanta Legends MVP

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I didn't watch the game. Did they chant MVP for their kicker like the Memepiss fans?

No, which is kind of dumb considering he actually is their myp

>Leave the Apollos to me

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Lol that swamp nigger looks like hes from Louisiana...

>wake up
>still undefeated
God damn, I love this feel. How can other teams COPE with having actually...l*** games? I can't imagine

>but muh light snow sprinkles and gusty winds

Plastic fans desu

The apollos might actually go undefeated. The iron and hotshots got exposed yesterday, they already beat the commanders and stallions, their only real opposition is the fucking Fleet.

the apollos have played a hackenberg led express, the hot and cold commanders, the legends and the stallions. these opponents have a combined record of 5-11. only the commanders are at .500 after this weekend.
granted theyre winning games theyre supposed to but they havent gone against any of the top teams yet

Commanders are unironically the 2nd best team in the league.

when theyre on it theyre a good team with a great defense and passing attack but theyre remarkably inconsistent which is probably the norm for the aaf

Watching the highlights of last night's game, Atlanta actually looks like a football team for once.

i missed the game
was it atlanta playing well or was it the hotshots failing to meet expectations

Well it helps that their new OC can actually call effective plays. The offence looked night and day compared to the last 3 weeks.

youtube.com/watch?v=cNClgnv_VNY

Aaron Murray actually looked good. I don't blame him (completely) on the early fumble, as his right tackle didn't pick up his guy at all

makes me wonder how this team would have looked if childress didnt ghost them to start the season as well as the carousel of OCs right at the get go. team got fucked but its cool to see them potentially getting it together

actually lets be real childress wouldve fucked this team 10x harder if he stuck around lol

alright gonna try to put my massive homerism for da boats aside for a minute and look at the rest of the schedule and the season thus far. long post incoming
w5 - v stallions
w6 - v iron
w7 - @ hotshots
w8 - @ stallions
w9 - @ apollos
w10 - v hotshots
the rest of the season depends on the health of nelson. we saw what ross was like while he had some minor flashes here and there (some good 3rd down conversions through the air and with his feet) the turnovers were inexcusable. i dont know if this was due to inexperience, nervousness or what have you. nelson kinda went through the same thing with his infamous backwards pass but got it together.
the team looks completely different with nelson under center then it did with bercovici and looks like a very competent offense when compared to weeks 1 and week 4. my main concern is that nelson is basically expected to throw at least 1 pick per game and those have been costly to start out. highlighted especially at the beginning of the 2nd commanders games 1st pass which led to a score.
the fleets defense should be considered among the best in the league but missing tarpley and moore definitely hurt last week as mettenberger had too much time to throw and stacy was able to gash on the ground. when theyre on it its difficult to run on the fleet. even when they were in though it was apparent the fleet had difficulty covering the outside boundaries as they were vulnerable to the mid-long passing game of just about every team theyve faced but i think thats about par for the course.
currently the team sits with 84 points for (which is good for t-2nd in the league with the hotshots) and 64 points allowed (3rd). sidenote the irons defense has allowed 33 points on the season which is nuts.
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looking ahead to the rest of the schedule, beating the hotshots is going to be the #1 priority as they are currently in a 3 way tie for first in the west with them and the commanders. obviously a sweep of the hotshots is the best case scenario, but it shouldnt be counted on. if the fleet does sweep them, they are a safe bet to make the playoffs. the seeding will depend on the commanders ROS. the commanders still have 2 games to play against the hotshots so it will get very interesting in the west. the stallions are an underrated team right now despite what their record shows but are prone to mistakes and thats something the fleets defense has shown they can capitalize on.
week 6 is going to be the game of the season. a good offense versus the best defense in the league. if the fleet can win that game, theres a good chance they can make the champion ship game. what happens there is anyones guess.
i predict the rest of the season will go at worst 3-3 and at best 5-1 to finish the year 5-5 or 9-2. ill leave it up to your imagination what games are wins/losses.
i think a reasonable question for fleet fans at this point is how do we feel about Mike Martz? he made some questionable calls with ross in.
thank you for glancing at my unnecessarily long and overblown post in an attempt to foster even the tiniest bit of discussion
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Big game this week, God Squad
#TakeAim

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If this post get's digits, Manziel is going to go to the Iron

P.S He was at the Iron game yesterday

>He was at the Iron game yesterday
I request proof of this.

Well...
We got Mark Jennings who is infact in the group of owners of the team, granted he is probably the craziest human being on the planet but occasionally is right and not losing his mind.
soundcloud.com/champscornerpodcast/johnny-manziel-to-the-birmingham-iron-alabama-lands-4-star-wr

To give you an idea of who Mark Jennings is, he thinks 70,000 fans came to the game yesterday and he seems to have capslock on for the last 3 years. Granted he does make travel packs for fans and it seems the fans are actually on these so I mean he is real...

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BTW he mentions that he was in the "owners room."

I watched the Iron/Commanders game yesterday and desu it was pretty bad. Bad football.

Fuck me, He says it in the podcast link.

I've now become Mark Jennings myself.

>Week 5
>Iron vs Apollos
THE RECKONING

>browsing Twitter
>See this tasteless reply
>See his name
I sincerely hope this isn't one of you fucks.

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All the Iron games have been pretty bad. They have a good defense and bad offense. It makes both teams look like shit.

wat

Think this league will find success? I think they should get some more influencers to talk about the AAF and make it better known. It has a lot of potential.

>Think this league will find success?
It already has, troll elsewhere.

yes, solely based on the fleet gear

IT'S MIDSEASON OF THE AAF AND WE'RE ENTERING CLOWN WORLD!

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Not trolling, I generally want it to succeed but these minor league style pro football teams rarely do. It's been comfy watching

Seems like the Fleet, Commanders and Appolos are the most popular teams. Atlanta seems to be the worst in attendance.

>Atlanta ahead of Memephis and boats

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What the hell is even going on with this ranking? Who was in charge of making it?

>minor league
What would make it "pro" for you? Slap a Patriot logo on it?

Should go
1. Orlando
2. Birmingham (strictly cause of the D)
3. San Antonio
4. San Diego
5. Memphis
6. Arizona
7. Salt Lake
8. KANGZ

Just cause the KANGZ netted a single win doesn't mean they aren't the team with the most problems. The QB play is severely lacking.

then wouldn't you make #8 the team they beat?

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literally any human with photoshop?

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Good defense doesn't matter if your offense can't score in a whorehouse, I like the Iron but they need some serious help on offense.

Oh no boats...

twitter.com/AAFFleet/status/1102714092509290496

>Coach Mike Martz says @phil_nelson9 is out 4-6 weeks with a fractured clavicle. @MikeBerco will start on Saturday.

fuck

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there goes the season

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San Antonio is winning the division confirmed

Damn

F

b-bercovici surely has learned and improved from week 1....right? guys?

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death of admiral nelson :(

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should the boats bring in manziel? he surely cant be worse than bercovici or ross at this point

San Antonio definitely deserves the #2 spot. Yeah they got embarrassed by the fleet but remember how they nearly beat Orlando. If they beat the hotshots next week they will be proven elite.

Loving Every Laugh at the expsense of the so-called San Diego Feet, who have been totally exposed and embarrassed.

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I had a book with this picture in it

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

OH NO!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

Boatfags deserve this. The Football gods have smote you for pride and arrogance.

Why so mad at the boats?

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They don't have the worst QB.. but he's pretty fucking lousy. San Antonio will have the first dibs at Johnny Manziel, so maybe they can work something out and get him via a trade. He's cancer, but would at least be an improvement

intense jealousy
no matter how good or bad other teams are the discussion always comes back to the Fleet
i mean the apollos are 4-0 right now they should be the talk of /aaf/ but theyre not
the iron has a crazy good defense but nobody cares
stallions, hotshots, commanders barely have any discussion about them despite being decent to good teams
the express and legends are lucky theyre even brought up and its almost always at their expense
the Fleet is the only team here that is consistently talked about, hated on, meme'd and has actual real presence
other teams could go undefeated for as long as the aaf is in operation and still the Fleet would be the only team that anyone would talk about
so heres to you /aaf/ to every single one of you rotten fuckers, boatbros, and participants
your team will never matter as much as the Fleet no matter what you do
cheers

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Is boat posting the first official AAF meme

is there any doubt?

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Seeing as how you've suffered a traumatic injury and have been without wifi or Yea Forums for at least a month:

Yes.

>fleet memes
9467
>all other teams combined:
0

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gonna be real fuckin' sweet when the Anchorage Icebergs join the league in 2021.

which /aaf/ stadium has the best grass?

asking for a friend.

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I'd like to see HER exposed and embarrassed, if you catch my tidal drift.

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behind every shippost

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fucking lel

I'd love to see this edited to
>mad at the boats?
I'd do it myself but I'm terrible at editing and I'd just screw it up

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TV ratings are in, and they're lower than last week.
3/2 - AZ vs ATL - 409k viewers (0.24) - down 82k
3/3 - SL vs ORL - 450k viewers (0.27) - down 65k

Did bad weather stop people from watching at home, or is the AAF finished?

For me, it's

1. Apollos
2. Iron
3. Commanders
4. Fleet
5. Stallions
6. Hotshots
7. Memphis
8. Atlanta

The QB changes that the last two made will be the most likely to shake up the rankings.

>yfw da bears win da superb owl
>yfw da boats win da champion ship
ive been wanting to do one of those but i havent tried yet. ill give it a go later today

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FLEET ROSTER MOVES

Signed:
QB Alex Torgerson
OL Brandon Hodges

IR activation:
RB Bishop Sankey

Placed on IR:
QB Philip Nelson
CB (((Jude))) Adjei-Barimah

Waived:
RB Paul James

twitter.com/sdfleetpr/status/1102779907883462656?s=21

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>QB Alex Torgerson
>signed and waived by Falcons May 2017- Sept 2017
>signed to Redskins practice squad Sept 2017 - Oct 2017
>Lions Practice squad Dec 2017 - Apr 2018
>Cardinals Apr 2018 -May 2018
>Signed to the Hotshots
>Later drafted to the Iron (?), waived before the season started

wew. this guy has been everywhere and done nothing.

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its over, fleetscum

its only just begun

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activate torgerson
he will rise as surely as the sun in the east
he has bided his time waiting patiently and now the AAF will know his wrath

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*wins*

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>Theodore Too
MOAR LIKE.... THEODORE... NUMBER TWO! CUZ IT'S SHIT!

you will rue the day you dared such insolence

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why is Thomas the Steam Engine wearing a magahat?

>The Football gods have smote you for pride and arrogance.
They haven't even played the Apollos yet, user.

you have to lose eventually, boyo, and we'll be watching.

alright here is my attempt

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>wanting to be associated with the bears
Sad state of affairs.

dnt b mad at da burrs bby

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If anyone has a great defence but terrible offence, it's the bears and very much like the bears, us IRON can relate.