/SerieA/ Thread | Napoli-Juventus edition

previous: MATCHDAY 26:
>Friday, 1st of March
Cagliari 2 - 1 Inter (31' OG Perisic; 38' Lautaro; 43' Pavoletti)
>Saturday, 2nd of March
Empoli 3 - 3 Parma (13' Gervinho; 18' Dell'Orco; 45+1' Rigoni; 59' P Caputo; 82' Bruno Alves; 90+1' OG Bruno Alves)
Milan 1 - 0 Sassuolo (35' OG Lirola)
Lazio 3 - 0 Roma (12' Caicedo; 73' P Immobile; 89' Cataldi)
>Sunday, 3rd of March
Torino 3 - 0 Chievo (76' Belotti; 90+2' Rincon; 90+3' Zaza)
Udinese 2 - 1 Bologna (25' P De Paul; 39' Palacio; 79' Pussetto)
Genoa 0 - 0 Frosinone
SPAL 1 - 2 Sampdoria (4',11' Quagliarella; 90+4' Kurtic)
Atalanta 3 - 1 Fiorentina (3' Muriel; 28' Ilicic; 34' Gomez; 59' Gosens)
20:30 Napoli - Juventus

CL:
>Wednesday, 6th of March
21:00 Porto - Roma

EL:
>Thursday, 7th of March
18:55 Eintracht Frankfurt - Inter
21:00 Napoli - RB Salzburg

Reminder to keep it comfy.

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No one actually cares with Serie A, right?

>Bonucci

Based emre can

>Bonucci

nth for
*ahem*
PORCO DIO
PORCA MADONNA
E TUTTI GLI ANGELI OGBONNA

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Europe feels so dark. There's light in the stadium always but it just always feels dark for some reason.

>Bonucci
Ah yes, we surely got him to win the CL did we

based turkroach

>check odds
>Napoli are favourites

woah koulibaly went to the hospital to visit an african kid and gave him a shirt. That's certainly something relevant to the commentary of the match and not something literally every player does

for me, it's Chiellini's nose

rightly so, Juventus have been rubbish recently

>The 26 year-old prospect
This is as good as Dybala is gonna get please understand.

Juvewinslol makes for maximum comfy because no competition makes for no seething customers. This way we can focus on the real entertainment, like the fights for eurocup spots and the yearly season of Crisi Inter, our fav soap opera.

*claps*

It's to put Napoli over as the "good guys" and because Koulibaly is black and racism etc

With how Juventus is playing lately, they are.

wtf

F

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*dies*
*claps*

For me, it's Davide Astori

[thunderous clapping intensifies]

t.juventusfan from Bari

Bruh, they literally stopped the match to clap for a minute. What the fuck

>Prospect
Dybala is a really fucking good player, he will never be Messi but he is still really good.

remember folks nogs have a soul too!

MAKSIMOVIC
AHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
AHAHA

want that rich milf in front of nedved to rim me lads

He was offside but still
>Maksimovic

And Juventus is, expectably, not doing anything in this match so far

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can i get huuuuuuuuuhh a stream?

In Italy 0-0 are highly regarded, so they clap every fifteen minutes if there are no goals.

I hope Juve plays like shit just so Allegri gets fucking canned at the end of the year regardless. Allegri's football wasn't always this ugly but these last two years I want to throw up

based commentators roasting divers

Nah I'm legit an Inter lifelong from Milan. Juvewinslol is too endemic to be infuriating at this point, I take comfort in the fact that even them don't care about it anymore and just desperately want a CL.

'ove going to San Siro with my bros
'ove memeing about Inter
'ove my irl Fantacalcio
'ove my comfy /seriea/

simple as

ARE JUVE REAL CHAMPIONS LEAGUE CONTENDERS

can Ronaldo literally GOAT THAT hard? Or will they get dabbed on by City, Bayern, Barca, E T C

I guess that's what happens when Pjanic attempts to win the ball

IT WAS HANDBALL YOU MOTHERFUCKER

MAKE THE CALLS, REF

I want juve to be undefeated this season so allegri's sacking becomes even more cruel

too many fucking fouls is this the power of italian football?

this is literally so boring

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livesport.ws but it's likely gonna be russian

Bernardeschi should've got a yellow for that challenge on Bonucci desu

post pic

I never saw an interesting game in serie A

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*smacks lips*
Ey yo, where da terron women at?

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Russian commentator:
>Ronaldo's dribbling compared to Manchester United Ronaldo's dribbling is like an impersonator parodying him

can any of you lads remember when Ronaldo made a successful dribbling past an opponent? i think it was in 2013

Liga nos is way more entertaining than this desu

cr7 paying hommage to vinicius

top kek

>chiellini grande esempio di sportività
wtf is wrong with Compagnoni today lmao

I remember last season against Juve he ran past 3 players I think in the 2nd leg

seriea is the thinking man league

>Based Massi and Carletto keeping away the customers with the patrician 0-0s

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Atletico was the worst matchup for them. Simeone will not get outcoached by mad max, Juve should have lost that game 5-0. Barca Juve would have been a decent final, but Juve should have been able to handle City or Bayern. Instead they're out in the first round thanks to Allegroball.

that one goal against shalke or something, Real had the orange away kits back then

Portuguese comentator
>Ronaldo can't win with these cats

They’re getting dabbed on by Ahtletico in 9 days.

has dybala peaked? why cant allegri just play him as false 9 surrounded by ronaldo and douglas or berneschi?

>why is no one creating spaces for me? Where is Benzema?
>why is that big-nose fuck running forward with the ball with his crooked feet elbowing everyone?
>why is the box so full? I can't tap-in like this
>ffs Matuidi, stop running like a monkey
>stop kicking my ankles dudes, you're hurting me
>what do you mean "HRISTIANO DIFENDI PUTTANA MAIALAAAAAAAAAA"?
>was that really a cross De Sciglio?
>what do you mean yellow after checking VAR?
>give me this freekick Pjanic, I can do this

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when will a decent team buy Zielinski

HAHAHAHAHA

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Buahahahah

RED

>SkyJuve

Lol Juve won both their games even the one where Ronaldo got red carded against Valencia, while they lose with Ronaldo in the other ones, even against Atalanta in Coppa Italia. Ronaldo is shit get over it.

hmmmmmmmmm

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BENULDY AND RED CARD LMAO

AHAHAHAH
AGAIN

OH NO NO NO NO

AHHAHAHA
>MERET

you gotta hear Repice talking about Bonucci and Can showing "personality"

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HAAHHAHAHAHAHAAAH WHAT THE FUCK?

I fucking hate Malcuit

Refballed like it's 2005

Fuck this corrupt league

contact desu

fucking ronaldo lmao

BASED CARRYING JEWVE ONCE AGAIN

lmao the commentators think there actually has to be contact for that to be a booking

where does dazn find these guys

*ring*
*ring*
*ring*

No era

Dive. But to be honest, Ronaldo could've kept going and score wtf

absolute state

Imagine being the player to get subbed off because of your GK picking up a red.

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jesus fucking christ there was no contact whatsoever

fuck penaldo, fuck juve, fuck this
VAR to review does nothing fucking shit

RARE.

ah, so this is the yearly refballed game that Agnelli buys just to keep sure

Even if no contact he still has to jump to avoid him so it's a red. Difference between this and Consigli being that Consigli does absolutely nothing to Piatek and he can still keep going like nothing

name literally means 'badly cooked"

JUST

*dives*
*gets gk red carded*
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Better than Donnarumma they said lmao

Im so glad this diving cunt is out of liga lmao

there was slight contact but it wasn;t enough to make him fall

>milik out
Ancelotti just wants to lose at this point

this

>he still has to jump
no, any normal player side strafes him but penaldo is penaldo

>can just run through and score
>has to dive and get the goalie sent off
>ruin the game

Wow truly the second best player in the world, what a piece of shit

The point is if he carried on he would have been taken out

PJUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Read the rules. He had to jump like that to dodge Meret, hence meret did ostruzione.

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Rube ref doesnt even doubt. Malcuit the dumb nigger

S I S T E M A

what the fuck was that new meme stance by ronaldo?

PJANIC PA LJUDI MOJI

>Pjanic takes freekick instead of Tsuu
>scores
Whoah who the FUCK could've seen this coming...

gks are stupid. better off giving up a goal than going down to 10

Everyone in la liga is a diver cunt lol

MIRALEM "FREEKICK" PJANIC

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>my commentator just called ronaldo a great free-kick taker
anyway, a pjanic freekick is basically a penalty

BASED PJANIC

>trollpost
Nabule please if you show some balls you can do it

Tough one, 50/50 call
Even if there is no contact he blocks his path

>zielinski scared to jump

come on man

>ospiner

>someone else gets to take a free kick for once
>scores

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THIS GAME

>Ronaldo doesn't take FK
>Pjanic scores
The announcer just said Pjanic hasn't had great FK's with Juve.
Next FK is going to be great when Ronaldo flips out.

>Tsunaldo dived to get the gk sent off
Tactical genius

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the gk touched him anyway

look again, no contact at all
The point is bitch tsu immediately started holding his knee and crying, this is Refball 101

>this post
>that flag

I rate Zielinski so much lads

kek my parlay had red card.

No point watching this anymore. Fuck rube

Ronaldo has been bad recently but he is a good free kick taker.

based ronaldo filtering the cucksoy redditors

Is Juve getting rid of Cuadrado in the summer?

Imagine how far ahead wul Juve be if Penaldo didn't hog all the freekicks just to shoot them in the stands

>Napooli

always trust in sistema

STOP BULLYING CRISTIANO HE WON THAT FREEKICK HE EARNED THAT RED CARD

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH JUVENTUS IS THE GOAT

ronnie winnig it for juve one way or another be it a tap in or faking fouls

Damn Bernard Heskey is fucking slow right now

>look again, no contact at all
I did and he did touch his foot but it wasn't even enough to make him fall. Pay attention

>Ronaldo is a good free kick taker
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not even trying to pretend he’s going to take a shot with his usual stance, just trying to make the episode about himself, bless him.

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Leave 10 man Napoli to me.

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How come nobody sits in the bottom seats at Napoli?

>we forgot the bait match thread
fuck

He has one of the worst conversion rates in Europe, he's shit

Literally who gives a shit? Juve won in january and Napoli is already thinking at EL

No he isn't, maybe you can argue from around 35 out he's effective

Both were super soft. Minimal contact with huge dives

Did anyone notice earlier the ref called a foul on Bonucci after he collided with his own teammate Bernardeschi?

They're blocked because otherwise the fans would steal player's things

emre shit is fuckin shit

>he is a good free kick taker.
if you hate walls

>but he is a good free kick taker.

0 goals in 56 attemps for real madrid = world record
0 goals in 20 attempts so far for juve
>good

stadiums are never full so you might aswell sit higher because the lower you are the less you can see

Napoli is wiped out the day they meet Sarri or Scarsenal.

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Then why not a yellow. If Ronaldo run a normal line goal keeper takes him out and a justified red

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2009 was 10 years ago

can't see shit from there, stadium should be knocked down and rebuilt all over again

>Napoli down to ten men
>Dominating the play
Classic fucking Allegri

its flat and low, you cant see very well

>Go afk for 5 min
>Come back
>Juventus 1-0, Napoli Red Card

Exciting league. *Turns off stream*

The incident

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funniest shit i've read all year

flops like a dead fish

Okay he was a good free kick taker. Didn't he score one against spain tho?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AAAAAAA MY 200MIL LEG I FELT A BREEZE OF AIR ON ITTT WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REFEREEEEEEEEE

>Named Can
>Can't

you can't see shit from there

Atleti gonna dab on Jewve

>juvewinslol

Fucking juve still looks like shit. I keep expecting them to turn the corner and get good like usual but no way they are beating atletico right now

wtf not even a yellow

>Ronaldo
wew

>that abysmal first touch

Nice shot tsuu
lmao. This dude is so fucking shit

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Serie A is even worse than Ligue 1, at least PSG still get cucked by Lyon.

Well I've seen plenty yes but it seems particular noticable here

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they're like an injured hog, giving a show before finally getting the final nail

>Napoli are in the game because Juve can lose a player too
This is why everybody hates britbong announcers they're actually retarded

High IQ move to gas them out. It would be 2-0 minute 84, all according to keikaku

You don't understand
>Tactics

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yikes. LS is always here and not cancer, fuck off to /fpl/ or wherever you lurk

>freeze at 0:09
keeper has no intention of going after the ball. clear foul

leave lorenzo alone

Literally what?

just imagine
for the past 3 years at napoli
all those big games
just imagine if zielinski had finishing ability
all those chokes
all those cup games
JUST IMAGINE

It is a factually correct statement

Napoli 0-[1] Juventus - Pjanic

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I've been in serie a threads longer than you, bud

>boring 0-0
>Ronaldo stirs things up
>Actually exciting game
He saved this league

Britbong announcers are claiming Napoli are still very much in the game because Juventus can get a player sent off as well.

What's wrong? It's not a wrong statement retard. Jesus christ

Messi scored more in 3 months than Ronaldo in 5 years, but he doesn't have the media desperately trying to push an image

beautiful goal

>saves the league
>Jube 20 points clear in March

thats a perfectly valid statement

>its a Napoli wall doesn't even jump episode and gifts the goal

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>napolel

>CAN

LMAO

emre CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN

>muh messi
i see his freekick stats and other stupid stuff on kikebook regularly

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apologize

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apologize

>ospiner

Pretty wierd the ref didnt check var on that situation.

Yup unless they have the ref like in serie a

>napooli
Yikes

keeper couldnt reach the ball, impedes the player
yeah thats a foul.

And? I'm waiting for the reason of why that is a bad statement

>emre can(n't)
I apologize

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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JUST

APOLOGIZE

It's over. Once again TSU unlocked this game for Juve

I BELIEVE I CAN I BELIEVE I CAN

>Juventus is actually leading 2-0 in this match
I expected a heavy beating from Napoli but so far they're just making me laugh

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Wait nvm i wasn't really watching I heard wrong

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I hope that gets counted as an og

*turns off tv*

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Remember when Hysaj was good?

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Napoli 0-[2] Juventus - Emre Can

>tfw the short corner meme actually worked for once

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>play long ball to tsu on the counter vs atletico
>tell tsu to dive near oblak to get him sent off
>end match 3-0
fras ive solved calcio

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PUT TO SLEEP

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SISTEMA
ROCCHI AND RED CARDS
MAKSIMOVIC
FUCK JUVENTUS
AND FUCK POOR PEOPLE

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belllllaaaaa

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>manlet on the wall
not even once

>TSU unlocked this game for Juve
more like Malcuit did that

Joke league

The absolute state of Napoli, this is league is so fucked.

what do you think ancelotti will say to them during ht?

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you know no one cares about the league not even the team themselves when they sell Hamsik to China

that never happened

Dubs and Napoli get a cheeky 3-2 comeback win in the second half

"just hoof it to insigne"

Did this happen this winter?

Honestly Getafe - Betis was more interesting and higher quality than this crap

>16 points

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based Blaisou shipping another league title

I guess when you are up a man you can fuck around with the short corner

Allegri

Hope napoli crash out of ucl

wouldn't have happened with Ghoulam

Based

he was past it and wanted to leave
everybody with sense knew the league was over

Italian bros, how good is your mothers spaghetti bolognese?

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Yeah, when the Italian window was closed too so that they couldn't even buy a replaement. De Laurentiis is a fucking cunt.

>spaghetti bolognese
stop

>fight tooth and nail with atalanta for 6 goal draw
>get absolutely hammered by them the same week

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They already did, Juve are following. All up to AS Reddit to keep the dream alive

dad’s sauce best sauce

Strange, from what I read he was Sarri’s key player last year.

tsunaldo is seething

is he still not ready to play? Or did the surgery end his career? There re no other reason why he wouldn't be starting otherwise

Based ADL knew he had second place locked up and needed to cut wages.

>Get your toes stepped on
>Lay in the grass and cry

Worst thing in this sport

>spaghetti bolognese
those are an american abomination

From yesterday

>Aurelio De Laurentiis confirms he had approached Max Allegri for the Napoli job, but “he’s obsessed with results, so we have more fun with Carlo Ancelotti."

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he has become old desu, he wasn't a key player as much anymore. Even last year he started every game but was subbed literally every time because he couldn't last for the whole 90 minutes

napoli will go all in

>he didnt take a second mortgage on his house and bet it all on Nabule getting a red vs JJ

It’s like you want to stay poor

what did he mean by this

wait, what do you mean?Isnt it an italian recipe?

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It didn't happen until the non-whites started to play. Watch any old matches and you'll see that for yourself.

all in for second place

ya they gonna have to try and do what they do

should be fun to see the firepower

>The only solid team in Italy
>2nd game in a row they get a red vs Juventus
Useless chokers

Who cares about trophies right haha

why is his nose facing me when his face is not completely facing me?

Bretty gud, she put carrots in there too, great with rigatoni

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Have a slag while i go get some pizza

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>tfw no qt 3.14 Juventina gf to hatefuck

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Why does pizza not satisfy me the same way pasta does

puffy vagina yum

pizza halftime forza bros!!!!

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People from bologna would probably use a homemade taglietelli rather than a dry spaghetti with their pasta bolognese

Just imagine how tight a grip she'd give you when she would wank you off

>tourism ad for bologna
eh?

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Something seems off but I'm not sure what

>rigatoni
wait a second...

what is this?
/seriea/ virgin halftime?

I hope you do realize I don't really care if you post that and will continue to use my trip?

eat more pizzzzzza forza juve of course

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Bread isn't very good food compared to pasta or rice. The only good bread is bread without yeast.

taglietelle with ragù are the original recipe
spaghetti with meatballs are an american thing

What are your thoughts on this man?

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>halftime interviews with zoff
>clips from back when keepers didn't use gloves
This is fucking kino

imagine her cocomordan fras, would probably chop your dick

Something is not quite right here

>tfw celiac

can't eat pizza famm

For me, it's Jj slags

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Cocksucker

I think he's a good coach, but too stubborn to change when things start to not work out well for his team. Also doesn't really have balls, doesn't seem to motivate the players well in the half time talk

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>cocomordan
Breadpill me on this devil vagina magic

I didnt mean meatballs, I meant minced meat.Also redpill me on tagliatelle

Shit game I wanted Ronaldo to score to shitpost now the game is meaningless and I hope he doesn’t score.

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>use a trip
>easy you's

Big flat squares of pasta that you can make quickly at home. Some people use only flour and eggs

The Chad free-kick scorer vs. The Virgin diver

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Not good enough to coach Ronaldo

>use a trip
>easy filter
If only the turk would get one

>now the game is meaningless

That's precisely when he scores.

Post that Juventina trap.

The chad is always the one behind retard
Try again

youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

twitter.com/TazPhalora/status/1102301670950739970

when is zidane coming to manage >us?

>All the bitch players who cover their mouths when they talk

Meanwhile Ronaldo screams everything in full view. Based Chad.

First time I had that happen in a serie a thread, really

>Prodigy
Peak boomer music selection.

>nexofin.com/notas/772903-cocomordan-la-tecnica-sexual-de-wanda-nara-que-enloquece-a-mauro-icardi-n-/
from argibro

epic xD

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>dutch humor

but they're empty, worthless (You)s

Not making a fake matchthread was a mistake.

>order penne vodka
>it's ziti
Why is this allowed

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Zidane should come in, other rumors are a #Conteback and today I read Klopp but that is definitely BS

>twitter.com/TazPhalora/status/1102301670950739970

He didn't give the phone back thou

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH SHIEET

>JEWVE

>pjanic

AHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAH
AHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

RED FOR PJANIC

retard

Sorry but it happened in the Liverpool vs Everton thread. The thread was ruined with everyone spaming it but it was funny

napoli can realistically still win

>pjashit

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(you)

LA JUVE RUB-

>Incoming Caceres coming on for Ronaldo

Fucking Sinestro

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I'll fucking genocide Bosnians

>game already finished
>invent a card for Pjanic so people wouldn't complain about

I used to have cybersex with a girl from Portugal like 15 years ago and near the end she'd say she'd make her pussy tighter around my dick to make me cum. I always thought to myself since I'm not a virgin there's no way she can do that since every pussy I fuck just gets more loose as sex goes on. This is the first time in 15 years that I see something like this. It must be magical, she must have had it.

absolute state of this ref

It was a holysacred red, he literally blocked.

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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This.

what happened I just got back

We all know bonucci wants his team to lose, but panic too? Did he just want to sit down?

pjanic how did you get there so quick?

gotta find one of those crazy bitches just for the fun ride

>

just fuck off to psg already
good thing ramsey is coming

pjanic was literally moving his arm behind his back

fuck off to ruddit

Nice. Time for Ronaldo to make a goal.

nowadays if you weren't a successfull player before being a manager players won't go to hell for you

>2-0 down
>in the game

>Voycheck sir Chesney

Absolutely based

Is it a legit 2nd yellow?

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yes

I can't wait for Quags to win the golden boot

her email was her full name so it was easy to find her facebook, she has two kids now

offside

yes. he's waving his arm around like a mong

They can all do it my dude. Kegels exercices

Yep, moved arm to ball pretty clearly

>Pjanic getting away his whole career with his mind tricks
>Give him the red only when the other team is already down 1 player
Epin, simply ebin

how many times have you watched juve this season you fucking casual
they can shit the bed at any moment and have been playing poorly all season like they did against parma

Better quality

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It will also contract when the orgasm at times

Yeah he moves him arm out towards the ball. Look at his face at the end.

Name ONE (1) game Juve has lost this season in Serie A

Yeah coulibali(or however) can step on berna's foot and get nothing
This, on the other hand, an obvious red

They've been awful all year, but 2-0 against Napoli don't get your hopes up. I'd be more worried if they were up 2-0 vs Sassuolo or Udinese

Old wojak seems solid today

>winning meenz they are playing gud

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This one

How long until Allegri starts pussying out for the result and warms up CBs to switch to his usual masterful tictocs?

I hope Allegri subs on Rugani and Caceres for Mandzu and Ronaldo

no but saying they're shitting the bed often from a winning position is retarded when it happened only with Parma

penaldo cant even score on 10 man napoli ship him off to Al-Ain already

He likes his tictocs but he also hates making subs early

yes they shit the bed often but the "juvewinslol" meme is real. The marl of a great time is winning even when they play bad

Caceres in at 78th, Rugani in 88th and the finisher MdS comes in at the 91st

juve is also 10man...

Juventus looks the same with or without Pjanic

Very poor in the midfield? Pjanic at least gives you an elite set piece taker and an occasional long ball

I never said they are shitting the bed often from winning positions. but juve shitting the bed isn't that far fetched especially with this midfield and their form this past month and a half

truth

>tfw no gf to headbutt

meme match

IDS HAPPEDING

They don't need to score at this point but he's the only good midfielder. Maybe if he didn't have the flu in Madrid juve might have gotten a goal back

CAYEJON CAYEJON CAYEJON

IT'S HABBENING

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iktfb

imagine being scored on by callejon

BERNARDESCHI WAS ALL ALONE WTF

he has been shit all season
playing a sick out of form player was just stupid

Fucking Ronaldo just pass it you are costing goals at this point I hope you get subbed for Rugani

WHEEZE

what the fuck tsunaldo

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>De Sciglio comes in for Cancelo
HALMA HALMA

Even Vinicius would have passed

Ronaldo wtf REEEEEEEEEEEEE

cagon

The whole midfield has been shit, at least he has the ability to not be shit. Bentancur maybe too but not this year

If it was the other way around Tsu would be sobbing, disgraceful

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webm pls

Bonucci can't defend Chiellini too old to make up for him anymore. Woj in the cage. Allegri refuses to double down and attack when the defense is shit. Man I love these "CL favorites"

Dubs and Napoli get a cheeky 3-2 win in injury time

HALMA HALMA

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insigne kinda has the same face as pep guardiola desu

SAROOOOO CON TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TU NON DEVI MOLLAREEEEEEEEEEEE
ABBIAMO UN SOGNO NEL CUOREEEEEEEEE
NAPOLI TORNA CAMPIONEEEEEEEEEEE
ALEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOO
ALEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOO

Napoli [1]-2 Juventus - Callejon

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Wew lado

o shit

Here we go

dubs to undue your post and juve win 3-1 with a cheeky ronaldo penalty

ma famm nu bucchin

OHNONONONONONONON

Imagine being this based

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>state of my fanta this week

fuck me he has had flu for 3 years

What did he do?

If I can't score nobody can

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>When have Juve looked this rattled all year
Hmmmm, Atletico, Parma, and ManU just to name a few

>only posting the attemps
they're attention whores, show the successfull attemps

Good lord Juventus is shitting the bed hard

lel

imagine leaving the stadium at half time

This is a slightly better version of Mourinho's United. Juve are dysfunctional as fuck. Zidane may be too smart to manage them it really might be time for a #ConteBack to just yell at this sorry ass team

>mds for cancelo
top lel

Not a lick of defense from Crondaldo

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

Still gonna get away with it

>ronaldo doing anything besides tap ins after 2013

>"SENTITE IL SAN PAOLO. IMPRESSIONANTE"
>mics are so turned up you can hear kids yelling

juve is getting RAPED now holy

Damn Juve’s midlfield is so shit

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What midfield?

>10 vs 10
The most patrician game, thanks Rocchi

juve didn't pass the half for 10 minutes

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it always is

Scesni is going to save them

Imagine if Napoli has a tallish striker good in the air for all of these crosses, instead of manlets only. Haha. Now imagine having someone like that and taking him off in the first 20 minutes. HAHAHAHAHAHA

yea that's a yikes from me what the fuck

fuggggg you

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After red and goal i put the match back on

>szczhit

50/50 Bentancur gets himself sent off

She cute

hello pekka

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Napoli are toying around with juve in the second half

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The truth is guys Johnny Square is the most important Juve player. Allegri doesn't know how to manage without him

Allegri is a great manager though just get rid of Ronaldo at the end of the season and try to get back on track. People were picking them to win the CL at the start of the season but it should be obvious to everyone now that he's cancer and his cons far outweigh his pros. In b4 but muhdrid they were shit in the league and got pounded by Barca most of the time when he was there.

He's definitely getting a yellow

>ronaldo has often walked close to the bench, shaking his head without saying a word
>he's bummed that the team isn't getting the ball to him
Poor boy. I don't remember Sky being so sympathetic with Dzeko

WOW, jj is shitting the bed in the second half, what a surprise.
Said no one ever.

Ronaldo looks like if he’s about to cry kek

It genuinely isn't Ronaldo, the team has looked like shit going back to last season. Allegri's first three years were incredible these two I have no fucking idea what's going on. The first three they played some great counter attacking football now it's like the hoof it to the wings and see what happens.

juve haven't had a single shot in the 2nd half.
allegri is fucking garbage, jfc

i spilled my coffee now im mad as fuck

will ndombele fix this low energy shitty mid?

too many passes, just shoot and expect a good rebound

Fabian what a chadlet

>replying to someone who unironically says that getting rid of Ronaldo is a good idea

>bernard heskey
How do you guys rate this guy? Is he just a lesser Chiesa?

Should change the rule to make cynical fouls like that straight reds

it's exactly what chiesa will be in 2-3 years

Fabian Ruiz is a fucking monster, best midfielder in Italy by a mile.

How can one man be this based?

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chiesa will look like bernadheskey when he stop being the centre of his team's play
look at jovetic and cuadrado

the definition of pizzachad

>Ngubu

Anyone else hearing this music?

Pls come to Inter we need him like bread

looks like a seasoned legionnaire holding the line desu

>finally get the ball
>clear it and give it to Napoli again

Zielinski been great this match

Ronaldo clearly isn't the problem but I wish they had modric instead

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single handedly carries jj's defence

you got a brain tumor

D R I B B L Y
R
O
B
B
L
Y

Juve under absolute siege

>music on stream

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Cuadrado is actually good and Jovetic was already perma injured before he even left Fio

good description. That must be what the triarii looked like.

I can fix Juve.
Ronaldo-Dybala
De Bruyne
Pogba-Casemiro-Ndombele
Sandro-De Ligt-Koulibaly-Cancelo
De Gea

wtf is that music

no era

Yeah wtf if that

VAR
VAR
VAR
VARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR

ERA

Bernardeschi looks immense at times especially when he gets a run of games. He does have some mental lapses though.

OH NO NO NO

poetic justice

chest and then arm lmao
Same thing has inter last week

that should add at least 4 minutes of stoppage time. Minimum 6 as of now

Chest, then arm and he's fucking falling. No era.

lmaoooooo how the fuck has he given that

ERA

AYYYYYY

>refball

benulty

>i can fix Juve
>changes the whole team
Sir, you are retarded.

That's not a penalty what the fuck

Very similar to the Inter 'handball' against fiorentina

The fuck

WHAT A FUCKING JOKE GAME

REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL

NO ERA
FUCK THE REF

literally World Cup final penalty same thing

LMAO

lol

Lmfao I fucking knew that would happen, good work Allegro once again

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>Nabule

DUMB DIRBLY MANKLET

PERO QUE YUSTICIA

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JESUS CHRIST WTF LMAO

THE CURSE

LORENZO
NOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>ISIGNE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA DROBBLE DROBBLE

And people still think Juventus has paid the refs this shit wasn’t a penal

TROLLPOST KEK

>nabuli borned and raised

Post is best defender

higuain played for both of these teams, and his spirit lives on

>Commentator
It would be very much like Napoli to miss this penalty now

TOP KEK

What the fuck

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

>midget physically
>also a mental midget
I would just kill myself

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>manlets
not even once

You didn't see my bench.
Icardi, Kean, Tonali, Verratti, Berardi, Chiellini, Bonucci, MdS and Abate

HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHAHA

Rube crumbling. Allegri is like mou gettin a stacked team to play like shit

25yo prospect IN

I sure am glad Juve control all the refs :)

Don't worry lads, Napoli are still going to equalise

peresic's hand went toward the ball, accidental or not it would have been ridiculous to not award a penalty for it desu

>nabuli born and robbed

Why is the stadium so fucking empty

if you consider some of the calls that have been given through the season, it was a penalty.

THEY PAID THE TROLLPOST

Lol nabuli a joke. They should get 5th place

Insigne the manlet wojak is mandatory OP for hte next thread, dont fuck it up

crazy considering how a big game it is

because neapolitans are tired of your post

Juve control all the posts, they are the reason they are only down 2 to atletico

You can't sit in 80 percent of it because you might die. Fall through the floor, some cement might fall on you etc

Guess so but the hand was completely unintentional

Lmao, dribbli drobbli

hmmmmmmmmm

Koulibaly should've got 3 yellow cards in this game btw

>everyone sperging out
>laser pointers aimed at players eyes
yeah italy is definitely """""white"""""

yay fight

ROCCHI AND RED CARDS

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>referee consistency
yeah that has not been seen

And ANOTHER YELLOW for Bentancur

Koulibaly is nigger Ramos

>kulibali

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Shut the fuck up only Juve gets called. :^)

as expected bentancur gets yellow

Watch this joke of a club get murdered by these chimps and tell me Scansopoli isn't real. Napoli chokes every time, Inter and Milan have societies in shamble and the rest just don't try. Every team that actually tried at least drew to them except maybe Samp.

Lmao they didn't give the ball back

CHIMPOUT

That should be a yellow for Koulibaly

his fault for not being being aware of where the ball was

all it took was a banana to dodge yellow cards

>not giving the ball back to juve
based

Hope VAR gives a non existent penulty to Juventus, wanna taste some more Napoli tears

Chimpout

they are so fucking tired

Zielinski screamer

ref is a fucking faggot

This is hands down the best match of Serie A this year and I'm blessed to have experienced it with you bros

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Napolecani are the italian niggers

>nabule
>italy
Pick one my american friend

Parma Juve m8

napoli is literally 3rd world m8

>Napoli
>Italy
Yeah sure

t. Ambrogio Fumagalli

indeed, we're all intellectuals here, it helps to enjoy a good game desu

>Juventus is still undefeated in serie A

you mean... red

>Insigne driving home after the game
>Gets stopped
>"Hey man don't let missing that PK get you down you're still our hero. By the way give me your watch and all your money."
>Hands it over crying
>Gets home
>House has been robbed

...

I was actually born in Napoli, then escaped as soon as possible.

kek those huge pasta bags sponsor around the pitch

Not even from the N-word city but Americans are the American niggers

Atletico is gonna rape this team desu

Just a Cristiano, Chiellini and Cancelo master class can save them

fuck koulibaly and fuck niggers

Garofalo is actually based tho

kek you made me chuckle

JUVE

WINS

LOL

fuck off 3rd worlder

Ronaldoshit dybala was there all alone

>the city of napoli

Good game, really.
Why?

SBORRO FORTISSIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This game's been decided in the 1st time when Carlo put out Milik instead of Insigne.

Insigne should stop playing football.

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No.
It's an obvious cover up so JJ can pretend they didn't refball.

>The way Rocchi touches Pjanic at the end
Can it be even more obvious?

Go away dumb milanista albanian

Cry more, you know it's the truth.

Gattuso is the best manager in the league

S E E T H I N G

Eat shit Albanian scum :^)

Bit risky considering the way the game went after that, and why give the second penalty then?

Bump