Heem

wmma ruined last night's card

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Usman looked fucking amazing. Can't see Colby beating neither Usman, nor Woodley, unless Twood is hardcore PTSD mode.

colby will avenge tyron

Based smug whore

Based Colby with the fax.

Colby became my boy when he filmed his boss with a hooker and posted it on the internet, what a power move.

>Getting 50-44'd by Kamaru "The Nigerian Nightmare" Usman
>While being the Champion
What a joke

Weili Zhang is literally /ourgirl/ lad

How can you even see anything from those nosebleeds?

me bottom row furthest right posting on heem

>BEN PLEASE LET GO I NEED TO GO HOME FOR SUPPER!!! MY MOMS GONNA KILL ME!!!

>>NUH UH, NOT UNTIL YOU SAY “IM ROBBIE LAWLER AND I LOVE EATING DOODOO”

>BEN STOOOOOOOP!!!!

>>NOW YOURE GETTIN A PURPLE NURPLE AFTER THIS!!!

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*heems you

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When did you realize Colby is the real champ and Tyron vs Usman was a interim champ/number one contender fight?

Shut the fuck up, you broke, pathetic bitch.

i was more entertained by zhang vs torres than mr bone memeing on smif

I know taste is subjective but I really don't understand how you prefer Karate Hapa to Juju

>WOW
only good part of it

Colby has become the only chance to make welterweight great again, now unironically. From now on, he is my 170 boy (together with based Gunnie and Ponzischeme)

Based Yang Gang

Where does Woodley rank among all time WWs?
GSP
Hughes
Conor
Woodley
?

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>h8rs actually thought Tyquil would heem Colby
Oh nononono sweetie

you're forgetting about Conor

>*Gets 50-44'd by Usman in your path*

>reddit hates Jones
Wow thanks for the breaking news. In the future, let reddit comment stay on reddit.

what does /heem/ stand for?

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>seems to convince people
No one is convinced by that minstrel act. People want to see him because he's a dominant fighter.

I like slutty mom vibe she has

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Well, don't get me wrong, I don't think Colby can beat Usman or Woodley.

im honestly still shook over Tyron losing

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Handsome Eastern European Men

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Here Everyone Ethers Moms

YouTube, plenty of people comment thinking that Jones is really a good guy and buy into his farce.

she's also unironically the superior womens mixed martial artist

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>OMG you just clinched your way into your FIRST belt. so that makes you the GOAT

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The average IQ of Youtube commenters is in the mid-50s.

she reminds me of Amy from Futurama for some reason

Thiago Santos vs Jon Jones... who will win?

sweet baby jesus

I think Till is a bad matchup for Usman. Tyron couldn't wrestlefuck him and Usman doesn't have the one punch KO power to back Till up and punish him for being aggressive.

Said the guy with less than $50 to his name.

agree

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Who said he's goat lol?

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>Joe and his ex-wifes's bf

s-sorry for overcooking the steak user

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FANS

He looked amazing, Goddard acted like an absolute idiot, tried to give Tyrone the win any way he could.

Go murder some Palestinian children you dumb fuck on a stolen land.

He looked a bit deflated but is he flushed tho?

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>geneva convention.exe has stopped working

he threw the fight

really? every time i watch an embedded/whatever mma channel pertaining to Jon all the comments are steroid picogram memes. aside from edgelords who are going out of their way to be obnoxious you wont find anyone defending Jon's retardation.

I SAID I LIKE IT FUCKING RAW

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Godtard literally bet the house on Woodley

how do we get whites back on top?

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I don't want to talk about it

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Dana was fucking glowing at the post presser lmao. WME kikes popped champagnes in the back

He looked entirely deflated after Usman took him down the first 20 seconds, probably gave him a panic attack. He looked like he was about to cry a few times after some rounds ended, I think Tyron has major anxiety and was scared as shit to lose that belt, and when he figured out he wasn't gonna be able to throw his right and HEEM some scared pussy ass white boy like Thompson that he was actually fucked.

Rufus got so fucking mad. I got Rumble/DC 2 flashbacks

when will dana admit he's jewish

I actually think Colby would do better against Usman than he would against Woodley. I always pictured Colby getting KO'd by Woodley's right hand. Colby and Usman have similar fighting styles, Colby wouldn't just sit back and wait for the perfect opportunity to blacksplode the way Woodley did. Usman probably wins, but I don't see him holding Colby against the fence for 25 minutes straight.

The only question that matters is, would Robbie have gotten out of it?
The answer is "no"

kek

Colby Queefington!!!!!!!!!!!

That hapa faggot should've read a book

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>yfw you found out thats his wife

the fuck you talking about nigga?

Well, Usman doesn't have nearly the power that Tyron has in his punches, so the most dangerous part for Colby is flushed. Colby's striking isn't that much better than Usman's, though, and I don't see him out wrestling him until the 4th and 5th, if he's still in there by then.

GETTING FLUSHED WITH THE BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What that Usman's dad in the warlord sunglasses that gave Dana the big hug after Dana put the strap on Kamaru? I liked that.

I want prime Schaub to heem my boipucci

who won

I wish I could be better acquainted with scent permeating off her body, specifically the lower body area, after a 5 round sparring session if you catch my drift.

It did kind of looked like he panicked, pulling guard for the guillotine like that was a pretty clear hail mary desperation move and he did it in pretty much their first exchange. I think Tyron was mentally broken very early on in that fight, possibly before he even walked out.

Marty goofed my picks REEEEEEEE

What was going through his mind right now?

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Based. Yang Gang is getting bigger every day

>205 is such a weak division the UFC has to hype up Thiago Santos to fight Jon next

OMEGA YIKES MY GUY

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Colby is just physically outmatched by Usman, it's that simple. He's a small welterweight and even RDA was thicker and physically stronger in their fight. Took him down to boot. I think Usman out-muscles and wrestlefucks Colby and beats him up all night.

>It's an up and coming hot prospect has sub 80 IQ episode
Anyways, Reyes is the only legit barrier between Walker and JBJ

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For me it's Robbie Lawler

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Remember that time Weidman tried to beat mousasi by dq?

Has Cody officially taken Schaubs place as the posterboy for CTE?

"Lawler tapped, you bald faggot"

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Don't worry, Walker will be fighting for the belt in a couple of months.

Colby was a 2 time d1 champ. He can handle Usman. He is the real cardio king.

him and aaron pico should fight for the CTEweight championship of the world

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I do

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>Fucking wrestlers... let me bang reeeeeeeee

...

I dont know much about NCAA wrestling but I imagine they wrestled at different weightclasses no?

I don't follow
>mfw everything wrong but the jones fight

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I miss Gegard ;_;

No he wasn't, he was a one-time All American placing 5th. He literally had a less successful college wrestling career than Tyron and he's smaller, weaker, with worse striking. He has a solid chin and good cardio but Usman's cardio is just as good and he's the bigger, stronger man. Colby will get wrestlefucked.

How do you even lose a win from here?

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Keep Reyes and Walker seperated, there's no point of having two of the only LHW prospects- soon to be contenders, knock each-other off. Jones wants to fight pretty frequently so just let him beat Santos-Walker-Reyes, within the next 8-12 months.

I remember weidman trying to flop and draw a DQ but I couldnt remember against who. Might be the only time I recall a fighter doing that.

Remember when Paul Buenatello fought.... Cheick Kongo? And Paul was clinched against the cage and he was trying to go in and out of the 3 point stance with his finger tips and when Kongo kneed him in the head, Herb Dean told him "You were trying to play the game."

forgot pic

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nvm they both wrestled at 174. surprising, usman seems larger

You know rememeber Anthony Smith

am just watching it, cute kid. glad she didn't have to cry

The fuck colby is actually witty ?

Askren was an Olympian, he got dropped on his head in seconds. Woodley was a division 1 champ, he got outwrestled by Usman.

Colby's biggest problem is he's too small to be champ.

It sure wasn't oxygen.
He was out cold.

you now remember HW GOAT Cain Shemeninez

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Go back and watch Brock vs Carwin. Shane landed like 20 hard shots to Brock's head and Josh Rosenthal let the fight continue.

It was against based Moose

""""""""""GOAT HW"""""""""""""""

another fixed fight

No shit, stupid. Obviously I read the post I replied to. Damn youre dumb.

what is this body type called?

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>Leave Jones to me.

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>cute kid
thats a nigger they're all ugly from birth

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Jones is scared he knows how he handles it when Johnny Walker hits

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Woodley was not a national champion either, are you people retarded? Their wrestling credentials are on their wiki pages. Tyron was a 2-time All American but he never won the national championship.

alcoholic dad bod

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stain poolasquez

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beans n cheese

What's next for Cody, /heem/? Is he going to walk off a cliff? He's never going to be champ again and his asian dominatrix gf is probably going to leave him.

Its over Anthony

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Only good post ITT:

youtube.com/watch?v=xYaMKFEUI4s

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My mistake, but my point still stands. Woodley is a more decorated wrestler than Usman and he still got outwrestled by Kamuru.

how long before the fight motion is released? I wanna see that angle slam in crystal clear slomo

The real reason Jon isn't going up to heavyweight is because he cannot take down people who aren't complete manlets. Imagine struggling wrestling Anthony Smith

Kinda made a prediction from a dream /heem/ instead of an uppercut it was a slam

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>Hey champ, heard they're keeping you in the hospital a few extra days to take some brain scans. Don't worry, I'll take real good care of Danny and Kai. Rest up and feel better soon!

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its a kid
stop being so negative

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less knee stability than the average 50 year old, i've seen construction workers fall 5x worse and get up, Cain is a fucking meme

That's debatable. D2 national champions are legit, I would say they're on par with D1 All Americans. In fact until 80s they used to let the national champion from D2 compete in the D1 championship tournament. They actually discontinued the practice solely because one D2 champion kept winning the D1 tournament every year.

Why did Dana get up to talk to Colby in the middle of the fight?

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Why would you repost your own wrong prediction?

when are we gonna get Ben vs Dana?

counted 3 times where askren went limp

I still like askren and you should too goofs

ANY FAGGOT CRYING ABOUT MARC GODDARD TRYING TO SAVE US FROM THAT WRESTLE FUCKING FAGGOTRY CAN SUCK MY DICK MARC GODDARD IS /HEEMS/ REF IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT MEET ME BEHIND THE MCDONALDS ON 6TH STREET AND WE'LL SETTLE IT

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>screencapping your own gay bullshit
>screencapping a reply to your own gay bullshit

wewlad

I'm starting to feel bad for him.

His chin is really suspect, but he is skilled, good enough to be on top of the division. Too bad his fight IQ is near zero.

I think I feel especially bad for him because he can't do anything else. He's terrible coach, he's not smart enough for commentary/analysis, or even running a podcast. He's not smart enough to learn a trade or get a degree. He's not a good actor. It's literally fighting or flipping burgers for him.

I hope he leaves team beta manlets and finds a proper team. He seemed like a good boy lately.

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is it weird that I don't think I've seen a single Colby's fight to this day? Maybe I'm a filthy casual.

So this is the power of folkwrestling...

Why would someone dislike him?
He survived Lawler's onslaught, reversed it and choked him out.
He's based.

It’s actually funny looking back that people thought Cain could have beaten prime Schaub.

He needs to switch gyms honestly. If team alpha fail is STILL letting him make the exact same mistake he's been making since 2017, they're obviously completely incompetent. And it's not like it's even a hard habit to correct. He just needs to stop leaving his chin wide open when he throws.

I just noticed Colby beat the guy who submitted Usman.

sherdog.com/fighter/Jose-Caceres-67216

Telling Colby to delete the photos of his hooker.

Usman beat the only guy who has beaten Colby too.

And Usman beat the guy who submitted Colby.

>I am a real Ben Askren
>Fight for the rights of every man

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penis doesnt count

Already been reported on

mmafighting.com/2019/3/3/18248487/dana-white-says-kamaru-usman-vs-colby-covington-is-next

>“There was a lot of ruckus going on over there in his area,” the UFC president explained at Saturday’s post-fight press conference. “He almost got into it with mama Woodley at one point and everything else. That was like the third time I’d gone over to him that night.

>“So I just told him, ‘Listen, you’re going to get this title shot. Don’t f*ck this up. Just relax. You and all your guys relax. If anything goes down, let our people handle it, and we’re going to take you in the back in a little while here and do some interviews.’ That’s all I said to him.”

you're not the same serb that sperged out today cos lawler lost

That guy was never my friend.

also that dude last lost is from slovenians best mma fighter
apparently he will come to ufc soon, a name to look out for
uros jurisic

for me its mike beltran

>hey Jon wait you just dropped that bag of blow buddy,it would be a shame to steal it from you

imagine actually doing this

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Why do all high-end hookers look really mediocre?

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I thought Till was moving up to MW

Askren: reddit
Colby: Yea Forums

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Askren beats Toilet Till easy

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Cody is the biggest chinlet of all time

>H-help me, Ben!

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Of course he goes after Till, the biggest bum in top 10.

nah hes still fighting former LWs

unfortunately he only refs in california

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>mfw Meek put up a better fight than Tyron

I felt so sick when Usman almost heemed him

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>gets brutalized in first 30 seconds by #9 fighter
>"is this the best you have, Dana?"

What did he mean by this?

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A legend died yesterday, press F for his shoulder

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cuz high end hookers have pimps and drug/alcohol problems that beat the shit out of them on the daily

Nah senpai, Drake was more dominant.

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lmao

>unironically says wrestlefuck

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but marty was going only 30% back then

>there's levels to this game

two cans that get slept by Bobby in his biyearly fight

He unironically could have fought again in March if he hadn't of heemed himself

He's obviously desperate for money ("hey follow my insta I need sponsors") so I reckon he actually would have fought again soon if he hadn't done that.

BASED Johnny.

Take your thumb off the camera the next time you take a pic, asshole.

Got my thumb out of the way for the second shot

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>wins without even landing a punch
He's right, Dana needs to step up the competition.

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just a dislocation bro he'll be alright

>low fight IQ

man he embarrassed Dom, where did that performance go? TJ really did ruin him, hes too fucking emotional

How does All American work in wrestling? I’ve read its every quarterfinalist/top 8 basically. And Colby finished top 8 twice

Damn apparently Danny Garbrandt is refusing to have sex with Cody again (again).

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dude fought 6 fights in a year
every 2 months 1 fight
just imagine that
he is nutts

also as soon as he gets enough money to be set for life, he will start to do dumb shit
you can tell he is that type of brazilian guy, get money fuck trannies and big bunda bitches and party all day

It would be embarrassing how badly Askren would beat a can like Till

I'm gonna become a tranny so he can fuck me in my boipucci

watch No Dad get KO'd by flushed Dodson next

He has a really shit team with next to no gameplan for anyone other than Cruz.

She said she won't have sex with him until he wins another UFC fight, Goobrandt has been incel since UFC 217

Team beta manlet built him up to beat Dom, taught him nothing else.

He got worked in the clinch but the only legit takedown he got was after he rocked Woodley with an elbow in the second. Every other was Woodley basically dropping for a guillotine

That was iconic

fug, I meant to write "lose a fight" and didn't even notice that I wrote a "win" until I read it now

is that early onset CTE?

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im so salty herb fucked up robbie was going to heem him now askren has such an easy line to a title shot. hes gonna hold till down easily.

based bottom twink anglo

Can't wait for dyel Askren to get GADOOSHED by a real fighter. He is already chumming it up with the commentator crew to get a cushy job. I want him HEEMED.

kek we've seen that same pre-heem face 3 fights in a row now

Reminder that Cody's head "striking coach" is still his retarded redneck uncle.

update from our queen

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Ya I get that vibe as well, everything he says comes off like someone trying to mimic what he thinks being humble, empathetic, etc but that doesn't actually feel those emotions. Classic narcicist and antisocial personality disorder.

Perfect example was when he was on Joe Rogan and was describing the time he left the scene after hitting the pregnant woman. He was talking about how it effected him and how hard it was to face the backlash and then Joe had to finally jump in and remind him that he injured another person before Jon actually acknowledged that.

I have a relative who acts like this and after decades of interacting with them you can really feel the difference between a genuine person and someone who is acting.

It feels a lot like Uncanny Valley, where Jon has perfected the acting TOO perfectly but lacking the genuine emotion that it always makes me feel weird and cringe when he talks.

he says he wants to fight on the 16th, what amadman

I recall seeing Johnny in the Embedded and the guy looked fine. He's 6'6" and pretty muscular yet he seemed to have an easy cut to 205
Don't know what is weight-making history is like, but it's pretty amazing that he is making that weight at all.

how would people react if he left TAM though? people would see him as the biggest fucking hypocrite to ever live

>R-Robbies gonna knock his head off!!!

Askren embarrassing the heem smarks

Jon kneeling and making the sign of the cross while Smif was being checked out after the illegal knee was top comedy

oh yes my dear

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Need to see her BLACKED

Imagine unironcially being an Askren hater

The worst part about last night was that Herb Dean wasn't even confident about his bad calls.
>looks surprised when Lawler stands up and says sorry
>"sh-show me the tape again. I need to see the tapes again! Uhhh...2 points... Hey,you saw that kick yeah?"

People thought the fight should have been stopped when Askren was eating a few shots. He kept active on the ground and didn't just lay back and cover up.

He would've been a hypocrite if he left while he was on top.

Nothing wrong wanting to expand your game plan.

He won't though.

I unironically just went and followed him after reading your post

same

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you should have listened to his interview with that espn reporter. i swear he was on drugs. he broke off on a tangent and said he respected and loved what this reporter does. he was hyping up the reporter

He's going to dry fuck every one of your favourite fighters in the welterwight division

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Herb is flushed

the wicked thing that most people don't realize is that jon really thinks he is a good person
all that fake humbless is hilarious,
he is very social and people who meet him i believe like him, he is carismatic, but to anyone with a little brain you know hes a fake ass nigga, evil to the core

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We need big John Mcarthy back

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>ywn tag team sluts with bruce
>suffering.jpg

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I'd be mad at Herb but I thought Lawler was out for a good second or two, and the camera angle wasn't too different from Herb's angle, so he was seeing basically what I was seeing.

How much of a psycho is he actually?

The type where he could murder your entire family and simply feel annoyed at having to clean the blood of his clothes, and where his entire christian, friendly demeanor is 100% fake. Is he American psycho style where he just puts on masks and lacks any core identity.

Or the type where he's just a hypocrite at approximately the same magnitude as most people.

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I think most people don't see the world through 5th grader's glasses.

how does a white man end up looking like this

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o i am laffin

I like the act to be honest.
I like how when the camera is rolling he plays all nice, introducing himself to the fighters who are on the prelims and stuff like that.
I wonder if he's like that in real life. I reckon he probably is. Seeing how him and his team act around each other, they come off as a nice bunch of guys.

We need Dan Severn back

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autism makes your hair curl

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We need AI refs right now, not these paid off retards.

youtu.be/bOxrnnGrEQ4?t=248

When Aldo was still champ, he just gave the camera a thousand yard dead stare. Looks like Conor beat some emotions into him.

>my fake christian persona will make it all better
is basically what he tells himself whenever he gets hit with a pico or hits a pregnant woman

4:09

There was nothing wrong with the two point deduction

Predict Tyron’s next 3 fights.

same when after the osp fight the reporter said he broke osp's hand with a leg kick, and his first reaction was to celebrate and say how he proved people wrong who said he had "chicken legs"
he literally is a sociopath and it most likely has to do with his parents

>both tyron and anthony smith said that they just couldn't pull the trigger

I legit think Dana put something in their under armor performance sports drinks

>bjj blue belt

how useless is bjj?

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If the first one was true, he'd actually be able to fool people. I remember seeing a lot of people call out his "good Christian boy" act back in 2011.

RDA
Usman
Whittaker

He literally said that pregnant women should be glad he hit her with the car because she got good money from the lawsuit.

Kek, Aldo caught looking like a murderer.

Does anyone have the “Woodley fans” picture? With all the names crossed fod

for shoe, my man, look-see-do is a peach of a beast, one hunnit purr sent

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>Sexual Chocolate

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I believe him yo

youtube.com/watch?v=Do2gvNJK0iw

RDA's last 10 rounds in the Octagon have all been straight maulings, first by Colby then by Usman. He might want an easier fight before fighting Tyron.

MATCHES TO MAKE AFTER UFC 235:
Jon Jones vs Thiago Santos
Anthony Smith vs Jan Blachowicz
Kamaru Usman vs Colby Covington
Tyron Woodley vs Rafael dos Anjos
Ben Askren vs Till/Masvidal winner
Welli Zhang vs Claudia Gadelha
Tecia Torres vs Cortney Casey
Pedro Munhoz vs Lineker/Sandhagen winner
Cody Garbrandt vs Sergio Pettis
Zabit Magomedsharipov vs Yair Rodriguez
Jeremy Stephens vs Chan Sung Jung
Johnny Walker vs Krylov/St Preux winner
Misha Cirkinov vs Jimi Manuwa
Cody Stamman vs Jimmie Rivera
Alejandro Perez vs Rani Yahya
Sanchez and Gall - WGAF

youtube.com/watch?v=luPcXDoJZaI

wtf was that at the end

>forgot gaidojutsu was a thing

GETTING KO'D WITH THE BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>Anthony Smith vs Jan Blachowicz
Yeah I like this.

link? what the fuck

Fascinating looking man.

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He's just a good Christian boy star-struck by a literal who interviewer.

fucking BASED

unbelievably based

Anthony Smith got $350k for last night, not bad for a bum

If you don't feel bad for Cody, you don't have a heart.

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How much was that n.... Excuse me. How much was herb paid to favor askren?

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they make so little money. no wonder conor went to boxing

Scary fellow, imagine being deep in the mountains hunting with this guy when things go sour. He might not even flinch when he looks your family straight in the eyes and gives them his story.

he would have gotten 500k + another 500k for the rematch, absolute retard.

Who does Cody fight next? Munhoz was ranked #9, will Cody end up with someone at the bottom of top 15 or even unranked? If he gets KO'd again he really might get released so he absolutely needs to be fed a can to crush.

Jon Jones: $500,000 (flat)
Anthony Smith: $350,000
Kamaru Usman: $350,000 (flat)
Tyron Woodley: $500,000
Ben Askren: $350,000 ($200,000/$150,000)
Robbie Lawler: $200,000
Weili Zhang: $36,000 ($18,000/$18,000)
Tecia Torres: $36,000
Pedro Munhoz: $96,000 ($48,000/$48,000)
Cody Garbrandt: $130,000
Zabit Magomedsharipov: $110,000 ($55,000/$55,000)
Jeremy Stephens: $67,000
Johnny Walker: $90,000 ($45,000/$45,000)
Misha Cirkunov: $45,000
Cody Stamann: $66,000 ($33,000/$33,000)
Alejandro Perez: $42,000
Diego Sanchez: $198,000 ($99,000/$99,000)
Mickey Gall: $30,000
Edmen Shahbazyan: $26,000 ($13,000/$13,000)
Charles Byrd: $12,000
Macy Chiasson: $50,000 ($25,000/$25,000)
Gina Mazany: $14,000
Hannah Cifers: $24,000 ($12,000/$12,000)
Polyana Viana: $12,000

based and sociopilled

how is that not true? You are framing it negatively but he said that with a good heart that hes happy he can help the child out with some money.

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could've been 1.350 million if he didn't let his pride get in the way and take the DQ and BTFO Joe and all the Jon Jones dickriders.

But I can't help but respect the man for choosing to fight it out even if he wasn't gonna win. He's one of those old school fighters that does it because he likes to fight. Too bad in this era of UFC the only place that gets you is obscurity.

>$130,000
oh god cody isn't even making bank and his career is fading fast, better get smart with that money or the gold digger wife is gonna grab his kid and run

>having to be naked in the same room as Bruce
>swinging old man balls.gif
No. Thanks.

>Ben Askren: $350,000 ($200,000/$150,000)
Ben getting paid

thats only the flat rate

Johmmy Walker KOs jones this time next yeat

I thought Sergio Pettis would be a good fight for Cody because he's moving up from a loss to a new weight class.

What a scary individual.

If you’re Cody you don’t have a brain

>better get smart
Too late for that

>from champ to getting the boot after losing every fights after winning the belt
Good job Urijah, he did this for forcing him into a title fight

holy fuk. Liverpool slipped

>Zhang
>36k
>main card fight
WMMA everybody

he's going to end up being TAM's boxing coach making 40 grand a year + half off rent in one of Urijah's houses.

... no wonder Till was acting all pissed on twitter

he wouldn't murder you
but im pretty sure he would party the next day after ur funeral and not feel bad at all

Wasn't he supposed to make an announcement about one of his new songs after the fight

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>being allowed to fight even after testing positive
>Nasty knee to the head that could've easily been a DQ
>Soccer kick that would've been illegal if Smith didn't stop it.
>Fingers splayed wide open toward Smith the entire fight, anyone else and it would've been called.
>Trying to put on a "dindu nuffin christin boy" persona that is laughably fake and straight up bizarre.

Dana is choosing Jon Jones to be the hill he dies on. Think about that for a minute.

Based soldier of God

Cody wins the rematch
Zabit and Johnny Walker are for real
Askren looked like ahit in all honesty, if he gets a top 10 opponent next, im betting my grandmas house on it.
Woodley was never good
Smith is a retard
Herb should retire

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Cody is a chinlet bruh

>Kamaru Usman vs Colby Covington

Horrible matchup. Colby deserves the shot, but he'll get mauled and we all want to see him mauled by Woodley instead.

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I don't feel bad for people who sperg out like PTSD teenagers when they are pressed. He should have regained control and stopped trading blows.

Mickey is in the commeents calling him a tattle tale and apologizing tho

Robbie was winning until he lost.

Well allow me to explain my good man.

Perspiration, when the skin secretes fluids from sweat glands, can be caused when muscles heat up from physical activities for example.

It is my wish for Michelle Waterson to participate in the activity of sparring for 5 MMA rounds ( 5 x 5mins = 25mins) in order to induce physical heat throughout her body to produce the fluids from her sweat glands across all areas of her athletic form.

This fluid mainly comprising of water contains a variety of minerals, lactic acid and urea. Most notable of the minerals is salt. One thing to note that I imagine most anons will fail to pick up on is Urea which is the main substance in urine.

By stimulating her sweat glands and building heat through her body I would then hope to be in her near vicinity in order to breath the scent of her sweat and of course by doing so it would also mean I will pick up on odors caused by her apocrine glads that can be found under the arm, areola and well generally found where there is hair follicles. These glands are the ones that produce the smell we know as body odour and each human has their own unique smell which is common among mammals/humans as a basis for sexual attraction.

With all the pieces falling together: Michelle Waterson sparring, sweating and me being close by, with her permission of course, I would focus on her lower body area, primarily around her gluteus maximus to take in odors around the area and, dare I even try, to soak myself in her perspiration formed between her buttocks.

I hope this clarifies what I was trying to get through.

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He didnt lose

He needs two years and then yeah, he's a great contender.

Imagine picking Woodley to win.

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Sociopaths like other sociopaths unless they have conflicting interests.

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colby beats tyrone unfortunately

Where is John McCarty

gonna say this is based

>t.basedandbundapilled

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What weightclass is this guy in?

>unfortunately

A victorious Colby is great for the UFC, no matter what that idiot Dana thinks. No matter who wins, it's a great fight that will generate tons of interest.

ABSOLUTELY BTFO

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Sup /r/mma

what is the future of mma?

>ahaa whaa its about wrestleoboxing

gooby comes and swipes all basics.

>whaa whaa is khabib time

DDS coming soon into MMA.

Will we see a resurgance of Danaher style BJJ? Or will some goofy striker develop high level Judo to counter wrestling (like JJ does)?

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alright i think i got you

imagine how joyless you'd have to be to not be interested in Woodley vs Covington

>Ben picks the biggest bum in top 15

Color me shocked, he got more CTE in 30 seconds with Robbie than in all those previous bum fights.

/r/woooosh

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>Ariel helwani retweeted
Cringed

coping

>what is the future of mma?

A generation of Dagestani Shaolin monks who grow up watching Khabib and Zabit take over the sport and wrestlefuck everyone to death.

When will this lanky nigger jon jones go to heavyweight where he belongs?
>MUH SKINNY LEGS
get the fuck outta here, we've already seen photos of him bulked up (juiced up) and he can easily make hw, he walks around 220-230 easily when he's not fighting. I WANT NGANNOU TO HEEM THIS FAGGOT. All he's ever done his entire career is abuse his 84 inch reach, it's the only reason he's gotten this far, he keeps his fingers open and pointed outwards blocking vision/eye poke/gouges and never gets told off by ref. LHW is dead, reyes and the other niggers have no chance against this junkie and his 84 inch reach. If he goes up to heavyweight which he will avoid doing, he'll get heem'd by mugumba. mugumba has 83 inch reach, only 1 inch less and mugumba is considered a freak even in heavyweight yet this lanky nigger refuses to go up. All i want is for this nigger to get heem'd, why can't anyone do it lads? When will he be forced to go up? No one wants to watch him eye poke and kick average/above average light heavyweights, hope his next card makes shit ppv.

it's tough man

afaik asian doon't have a scent
they'r just bland

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>When will this lanky nigger jon jones go to heavyweight where he belongs?

Never. Jones is too psycho-smart to take anything close to an unfavourable matchup. He's not interested in being the best fighter, he's interested in seeming like the best fighter.

Personally, I want Yoel Romero to move to LH and Jesus-rape him. That's the only justice we're likely to see.

Nah, their pussies smell like five spice

Bruh get off Bens dick at some point today, your bum bum hole is going to swollen tmmw

Why would anyone go to thailand for prosts? They are ugly and not even cheap

heeminder khabib is the only dagestani worth a shit
because he's in good shape and can eternally juice and crush cans at LHW with the blessing of WME. Jon has hinted HW a bunch of times but he'll only ever go up for a guaranteed win

In many ways he was choked out cold until he wasnt at all

This is just sad, so little money for getting CTE.

Why don't they just learn to code? You can make $220k+ after a year at Google if you're good.

Why does Smiff curl up and sit on his knees with the top of his feet flat against the ground? He was doing it in his last fight as well. He can't get off the ground or move because he has no leverage.

Zabit is a million times more fun to watch than Khabib.

romero would lose to jones, height/reach advantage is too much and he's getting old and slow. Jones would knee kick him into oblivion. On that point, why the fuck is knee kicking sitll allowed? blowing someones knee is a dirty tactic and cheap which why it's jones primary tool in attacking.

Told you not to underestimate Kamaru's strength and work rate

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Zabit is a cardiolet. Max would destroy him. I hope they match him up with moicano next.

It's instinct, protects his head and vitals. It's a fucking horrible way to protect yourself, but it's what a lot of people turn to. Weird that a professional fighter would, though.

Kek, Ryan Hall is clearly taking a shot at Joe Rogan here.

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I disagree my man but it is subjective and not worth arguing over. Also Khabib has proven himself against better talent, that's a fact.

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Never mind the knee kicks, Jones intentionally kicked Gustafsson in the balls in round one last fight and kicked the shit out of a downed Smith this time around.

He's a completely dirty cunt.

I'm here for the Bones.

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>He's obviously desperate for money

I doubt it considering he's made 150k just from performance bonuses in his last 3 fights

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Hopefully he flushes Jones with a spinning meme kick

Khabib is the better fighter and and if wrestling's your thing, he's golden. But in terms of flair nothing tops Bruce Lee shit, and Zabit delivers every time.

Lmao I can’t believe you’re a real person

>give people cte gooood

>knee hurt baad!!!

that jon jones/smith match reminds me of the worldstarhiphop fights

The future will clearly come from submission grappling. Every other style of grappling has major restrictions.

>Will we see a resurgance of Danaher style BJJ?

In many ways, we are still on the cusp of seeing Danaher-style jiu jitsu emerge. Everything until now has been lab work. The field tests have started. The results are promising.

But I'm hearing a lot of talk that Danaher has recently discovered the next Dank Meme in submission grappling. His guys are being very secretive about it, it they're already training it and preparing to master it before taking it out of the famed Blue Basement.

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Romero has a shot if he runs through him in the stand up and I think he'd prove the better wrestler. It's a long shot, but an interesting one.

As for age, I'm pretty sure he's on some undetectable Cuban roids. Apparently their pharmaceutical tech is a decade ahead of the U.S.

when did UFC start doing weight limits? like which ufc was the first? Maybe weight class is bullshit and Whittaker and Usman heem all the hevayweights

>Jon kicks Smith in the stomach with a flashy spinning kick
>"HE GOT HIM. HE'S HURT. THIS MAY BE IT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THE FIGHT IS SOON OVER. JON JONES IS GOING TO TAKE IT ALL RIGHT NOW.
>Smith backs up a foot and resets his stance
Almost as bad as Khabib v Conor.

You’d have to genuinely autistic to not understand the hyperbole is purely for marketing. What are they supposed to say? “Woodley is an alright guy, i guess, kinda sucks when he’s tired”

>Hello, Joseph Rogan. That is your real name, right? Joseph Rogan?

What did he mean by this bizarre line? I feel like JBJ was threatening to expose Rogan for the glownig CIA asset that he is.

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oh for sure the guy that gets flushed by fat crippled welterweights who cant poo right would drag jon into deep waters my guy

reddit

>Ben Askren: $350,000 ($200,000/$150,000)

wew

It was just some sociopath nonsense. Maybe he thinks it shows intimacy or dominance if he uses a full name.

>That was one of the most spectacular performances I've ever seen in my entire career calling fights

Is Joe being serious here or not?
youtube.com/watch?v=dIxsCmQoiFo

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see on one hand he's cringe and couldn't even get a pornstar to fuck him
on the other hand he makes people seethe and is basically trolling everyone in ufc (well i hope its a troll bc if its not hes autistic as shit)
colbys more like reddit magapede troll than Yea Forums

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>Watching wmma

I always use wmma fights as an intermission. I usually jerk off, grab some grub, a pint, smoke a bong etc. That's how you have a comfy ppv experience

>dat pic

danaher!!!???? sauce

>Danaher has recently discovered the next Dank Meme in submission grappling. His guys are being very secretive about it

must be about leg entrance from standing up...another area that is totally missing is Judo trips, everyone that used them instead of going for idiotic singles or doubles had succes (jones, fedor, ronda...)

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It was an amazing performance, only a nigger can't appreciate that fight.

Colby and Askren piss everyone off. They’re more 9gag, ebaumsworld, or somethingawful than anything

Lawler is above Woodley imo.

Your loss, Torres Zhang was the only fight that didn't turn to shit.

Member what happened when Loli MacDonalds tried in-my-nari roll on Mousasi? I member.

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I wish. Would be funny.

Askren has legit aspergers. He cant control the weird shit he does, he isnt in control.

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She's the fucking best

So why did GSP duck Woodley. His striking ain't that great and his cardio is terrible

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I mean he did just annihilate Woodley and hand him his worst loss. inb4 Marquardt, there was actually a back and forth to that fight. He got completely smoked here

The Torres vs Zhang fight was unironically my favorite fight of the night, both of them were being QT as fuck and it was a good mix of everything

GSP didnt wanna feel his power

Joe's bro-brain exploded when Jon called him Joseph. He's never had such an alpha move pulled on him. He probably found it quite erotic afterwards desu.

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GSP's got a long form negotiating strategy. He wants belts, big names and money, all at the same time. Probably it was a money issue.

How do I achieve this level of Chad?

Askren does not have apsergers. He is a a chadbro

gsp only fights whites

asskren vs poosman
who wins

jfc can you casuals crawl back to r/mma

He can be both

>Askren does not have apsergers
dropped

Romero loses fights because he fucks around for two rounds trying to lul the other guy into a slow pace. In a five round fight he's always great.

Cirkunov making 45k to take that knee

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gsp is a lightweight by todays standards he couldn't bully woodley like usman bischin was just a jobber

That Usman walkout was the gayest shit I've seen in awhile just get your ass in the Octagon that shit took like 5 minutes for him to get out of the tunnel

yeah bro i had a blast watching usman lay on top of woodley for 25 minutes

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Everyone realizes it's for marketing. It doesnt make it less retarded. We're just supposed to be fine with Joe being a dumbass because the UFC has to delude their fans to keep them coming back?

Nope, you’re just misunderstanding him.

I missed the walkout, what was he dancing or something?

Just because he is autistic about wrestling and not something like lego doesnt make him less autistic.

>Diego Sanchez: $198,000 ($99,000/$99,000)
>Mickey Gall: $30,000

? Why such a discrepancy? Contractual obligations?

To be fair, Rory was deleted and fighting a much larger man. And I believe he only has loose connections to Danaher. I know Rory has complained about not getting enough attention from Firas, let alone spending major time with Danaher.

Appropriate image for your garbage opinion.

You literally don’t know what autistic means.

How do I take the Danaher neck-pill??

Mickey gall is shit

Look it was a good performance but certainly nowhere near the most spectacular

in soviet russia girl knockout you!

rt.com/sport/452927-russian-woman-ko-punch-darren-till-mma/

yeah I literally tilted my head to the side when he said that, Joe took it in stride of course but yeah, that was fucking weird

Joe was fine, he was actually dominating him in the interview. The supplements he got from Alex are really kicking in now

>leh stand and bang casual
i bet you cried when robbie lost

Gall is low ranking and doesn't come with a giant fanbase.

Kek

kys tonight please

Askren reminds me of Fedor for 3 reasons

1. Dad bod
2. Loses before he wins
3. Undefeated in prime

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Consider the following: GSP is also a can with the dullest journeyman lay-and-pray style, but by tailor-picking his opponents he managed to build the """goat""" image

He would get exposed hard, if he fought someone semi-decent

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based toilet till

If you've got even an novice understanding of grappling it was a stunning performance compared to anything else on that card.

the black

oh for sure my guy bloated welterweights are a peach

I'm miring that natty width. Dude was an absolute unit, he still looks like a solid guy despite being held together by screws and tape. Imagine how much pussy he must have gotten strolling around the philosophy department like that.

you kay enjoying 2 niggers humping isnt really unexpected desu

haha no

>oh no he said his lines!!!
Imagine menstruating over this

except without any striking and loud in your face autism

About 3 minutes of dancing followed by the slowest walk to the octagon I have seen. That dude just loves the cameras way too much.

Usman will retire as champ in 5 years. welterweight is dead

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Christ I don't even like Usman but it was a fucking masterclass, if you can't appreciate it you're just a low IQ millennial

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will we ever get a good main event fight?

i just love how the guys at the end cut the line hahah and literally dont give a fuck

what a cutiepie

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>Play with feathers get ye arse tickled

Fucking bong, it's always a fucking bong. Also, nice digits, buddeh

That’s what everyone said about Woodley. Everybody was laughing at Usman saying he’d get flatlined in a round

Woodley looked completely unbeatable for years - even GSP ducked him, and Usman just won every single round against him playing his against his strength (wrestling). It was a spectacular win

Yeah certainly on that card no question but Joe said the best he's seen in his entire career of calling fights

Not until Dana stops fucking everything up.

The soi emanating from this post

Woodley looked like he didn't know what to do

Slav woman are to be feared!

Woodley did not look unbeatable. Most people thought wonderboy won the second fight despite what memers like to pretend.

Joe says a lot of dumb shit on a regular basis, and that was far from the dumbest.

He was paid off

Woodley looked on the verge of tears.
I don't know what was going on, but he was having an anxiety attack after Usman took him down the first time.

Wake up Jon

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pure kino

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Woodley, Dos Anjos, Maia is a hell of list Usman has already. He beats everyone at welterweight, Would like to just see him move up and fight Whittaker. He wont bother becoming double champ if Adesanya wins tho due to niggergeria connection

Robert Whitaker
Max Holloway

Ever heard of these dudes?

Usman was a worst case scenario for him, he's basically a bigger, better version of Woodley except the boxing and he can neutralize the boxing.

Dana must have been creaming his pants when he realised he could ruin Woodley's career by ducking Colby.

And then he KOd the dude who just beat Wonderboy

Anyone else notice how much smarter and stronger Joe is now that hes on Alex Jones supplements? I bought some today and I recommend you do the same

Is Lawler a punchlet or does Askren have a chin?

Last night was almost as redundant as Lewis vs Cormier. At least the undercard was good though.

For sure wonderboy looked like a bbbbeast getting dropped after not throwing shit for 4 rounds

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Everybody thought wonderboy best till also. Also, beating till doesn’t make you seem unbeatable lol

Till never beat Wonderboy lol the judges just gave it to him since it was in England

his corner didn't seem to be giving him helpful advice either

Are the lawlets still mad ?

Askren would have gotten blown up by now if he didn't have a chin.

>does Askren have a chin?
Heh.

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That's fucking embarrassing, even the champs only made $500,000. Bench warmers in the NFL make more than that and they risk no injury at all.

Askren is known for having a retardly good chin, like prime Hunto level. He's eaten flush knees from his shots being countered.

Wonderboy should have moved forward once in the fight if he wanted the decision.

>Knockdowns - 1 for Till & 0 for Thompson
>Sig. Strikes- 38 of 126 Till & 31 of 127 for Thomspon
>Total Strikes - 40 of 129 for Till & 31 of 127 for Thompson

Fuck you

Run Woodley wonderboy back again then and watch him lose a third time

Max and Poirier is next month. Literally zero chance that one isn't a banger.

Max gets flushed in a round

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he looks like he is related to the bogdanoff brothers

it should be schaub rematching rothwell next week

>Woodley looked unbeatable
>Went to a draw with Wonderboi
>Decisioned 100-year old Maia
>Subbed some hype job with no grappling
Munster for SURE my guy hunnie persent bee

Realistically who in the division can beat Usman?

Statuesque!

This.

He beat them. What's your point?

It's not about overall numbers. It's about round-by-round scoring. And Wonderboy indisputably won more rounds.

The first minute of that fight unironically felt to me like watching CM Punk in there with a professional. Askren's movement being so clumsy, and his body so weak looking.

name this fighter

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Till, Wonderboy, Askren, Colby...list goes on

Colby "mind games" Covington.

He's already in his head, Usman lunged for him after the fight and nearly Khabib'd the event.

Rose?

I didn't realize that just barely scraping by absolute shitters makes you look "completely unbeatable". I guess in that case Elias Theodoru looks completely unbeatable as well.

he looks like an old greek philosopher or some shit

Looks like the dude that heemed lawler

If that's Rose, that poor child's got some nasty shit to look forward to.

the problem is they do it so often even casuals have started to pick up on it
this 2bh, not the most exciting fight but a very impressive won. Usman fought the perfect fight and shut Woodley down

what if Holloway is totally flushed at LW and Aldo wins the belt at FW and then we get Aldo/Holloway 3

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>Wonderboy, Maia
>absolute shitters

Im going to say wonderboy and till have the best chance because they have significant length on Usman and better striking credentials. Havent seen enough of Till grapple a whole lot tho to know how he would handle Usman on the fence. If wonderboy can keep him on the end of that side kick he might have something to say. Usman probably beats both tho

darkhorse: Ponzinibbio wins after a damaging eye poke and knocks him out

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yes

Where does woodley's rap career go from here?

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>Gsp ducked him

How many wrestlers with a big right does he need to beat? Woodly is just a blacker version of koscheck

eh but Usman's actually good and it's not like Colby has 1 punch power, being emotional might even help him

>The best wrestler around looks like he's from ancient Greece.

Kino as fuck.

oh well. He lost pretty clearly IMO. He relys to much on counter punching, Tyron and Till didnt engage and won based on that alone which is retarded but thats how it be.

Oh for sure Maia is a yuge m-m-munster of a peach my man

The only advice he need was to let his hands fly and throw some leg kicks. Usman's legs are twigs and Woodley has ended a fight by a leg kick. He looked so out of it in that fight, I can't help but think he was paid to take a dive

Where it belongs.

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Being in someones head doesnt mean your going to beat them. Conor clearly annoyed the fuck out of Khabib and it turned out to be to his detriment

Remember when this was a good division?

GETTING FLUSHED WITH THE BOISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

fr. He has those bigass quads and did nothing with them

Straight to soundcloud he's gonna get face tats and start drinking lean

Colby wins if he pisses Usman off so bad he throws his balance off early. Then Colby rushes him and gets a TKO with some ground and pound that impresses the ref but does no actual damage.

new

or he was drugged

I kinda thought he was gonna get flushed in his last fight so I'm hesitant to say such a thing

>Askren does not have apsergers. He is a a chadbro

Plato like most WE WUZ GREEKZ actually wrestled

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

niggers

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Not if you're fighting some Japs ranked 250+

el goblino

He's had his head mauled more than once, he can take it.

>till

Kill yourself.

Wrestleweight

robbie is my boy and I had a hearty laugh at this. Robbie has this bad habit of forgetting he can't look like he's died in the middle of a fight.

Pvz

El chavo del 8 is a thing in Croatia?

Reddit loves Maia and Wonderboy lol.

WALKER KILLS JONES, NOTHING MORE TO IT.

Ben didn't take nearly as much damage as I thought he did. Also, if Askren went keto he would 100% make 155 imo.

They don't call him SNOOZEman for nothing. I unironically think Askren would submit snooze and Colby will do better than people think. Most overrated champ out there (aside from the wmma meme)

You answered your own question. Has to be faked.

heem no hespecta nothing

Keto is a meme and dad bod is fine for a wrestler.

His knees woked just fine until he got tapped. watch it again lol.

GIMME A HERB MAN

That's where money will get you

I wonder why Lawler didn't try to wrestle fuck Tyron the way he did Ben.

Saw Ben on a YT ch. about 2-3 months ago. He said he thought his MMA career was over and would never fight in the UFC so he got fat and was out of shape. Do you think that had anything to do with his slow start?

Craziest fight I've ever seen. I knew this was going to be the fight of the card.

reminds me of when Randleman dropped Fedor on his fucking head but a few minutes later Fedor tapped him out.

Also when Fujita stunned Fedor and he was wobbly. He finally recovered and later submitted him.

youtube.com/watch?v=eGZTpuhwMlQ

yeah that was great too
i grew up on Pride
Fedor, Wanderlei (fuck Rampage) and Cro Cop were my heroes.

Jones vs prime Fedor
Jones vs prime Wanderlei
Jones vs prime Cro cop
Jones vs prime Lesnar
Who wins?

most disliked guy in mma.
>"He knows how o get people to like hi."
heh

Cringe