Prostate exam day at school

honesty, if for some reason i start thinking i might have prostate cancer or something, there's no way i could actually go to the doctor to get it checked. literally i would rather die.

>tfw you accidentally cum during the test

>prostate exam day
>coach says he'll need to use his fist

>tfw got a 64 on my prostate exam

My principal was like 6'7" and an absolute unit with these massive ogre fingers. I hated prostate exam day

>get a colonoscopy
>feels like you just have to shit really really bad the whole time
Why do gays enjoy sticking things up there? It's not even remotely pleasurable

>enjoy
more like they don't really have a choice. no other holes down there

Wow look at this fag

>colonoscopy
>awake

did you know girls don't even enjoy anal?

This desu

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Get a girl doctor. It's not gay that way

>did you know girls don't even enjoy sex?
fixd

>America
>good healthcare
kek

Why didn't the girls ever get a Vagina Inspection Day? it wasn't fair

This girls cant even properly cum from penis in vagina sex. Normally when I have sex after I cum we leave my dick in the vag while she schlicks her clit.

t. small weewee

t. dicklets

>penis inspection day
>coach decides to to do extra credit
>makes class guess his penis size, both flaccid and erect
>guess it exactly right
>nobody has ever done this
>win a trophy
>principal shows up to congratulate me
>call an emergency pep rally
>force to take a picture with my face next to the coaches penis in front of all the school
>principal puts it in the trophy case
>I end up using my face in that picture as my yearbook photo cause my hair looked fucking great that day

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>having a sub 7 inch dick

Shes probably faking bruh. Women literally need to stimulate their clit to orgasm. Only like an extremely small percentage like 15% dont need clitoral stimulation

>r/Yea Forums tries to be funny

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>doesn't know how to use his gspot
yeah lemme get uhhhhh, big yikes for $500 Alex

>dicklet cope

you should be very thankful this site is anonymous

have you ever actually had sex or just spouting what you read on incel.net

Feels good desu

You literally learn this stuff in sex ed in highschool

I'm married

I know this is hard to grasp, but you can make a female orgasm with your dick if a) you know what you’re doing with it or b) it is above average.
The fact you’re using your school sex Ed to discuss this says alot

Think ur better than me u fat virgin? Look at ur life its Saturday night and ur watching cartoons chatting with other fat sweaty dudes. And on Monday? Ur going to go to ur community college, sniff girls hair begging for a crumb of pussy. Me? I’m in an Uber Black with 5 bitches right now, it seats 4 but I got a fat ass hoe on my dick. Goin to Montreal, St. Cath. Street, gonna rail more coke than it takes to down a bull Moose and fug 5 of these hoes, twice. And you are? Watching cartoons? Typical.

You’re just shit in bed then m8 sorry

oh my

You guys ever have testicular cancer exam day?

Jerome doesnt have this problem

>prostate exam day
>penis exam day
>at fucking school

Is that serious? Wtf America.

Its to avoid rampant std infections

>the absolute state of dicklets

>b) it is above average
not even that
you can get a woman off with a finger or two. unless you are approaching microdick territory, an erect penis is bigger than that

you paid attention in sex ed? lol

hated that. such a mess. the principal said it was best to detect lumps using his mouth and tongue so it always left my sack saliva soaked

Sometimes its girl teachers. Lucky if you get a Male with soft hands tho

>americans

Stay one step ahead of cancer and STDs

Canada, and most other countries, had to ration prostate exams to only older men when they socialized their healthcare systems.

>lives in a favela
>doesn't know good health care
checks out

In kindergarten they ran out of canola oil from the cafeteria that they'd use as lube so they had to give the last 1/3ish of the kids a percocet and go in raw

My gf litteraly wants to fuck like 3 times a day she initiates the sex like 75% of the time

>it's an autistic basementdwellers on Yea Forums argues about sex thread

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>Prostate exam
>nurse tells me to wait till my erection goes down to get properly tested

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>it's another reddit tourist takes an off-topic shitposting thread seriously episode

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never had a prostate exame in my 20ish years of existance. what's it like? please briefly explain

It's like taking a shit in reverse

if i masturbate once or twice daily, i don't have to worry about prostate cancer right?

It decreases the risk

there is this polish proverb - "Palec lekarza nie upokarza" which means that when it's a doctor doing it then there's no reason to feel ashamed or humiliated or whatever.

>prostate exam at school
>me and the boys reject federal faggotry
>burn down the school rather than get finger fucked by some faggot teacher/administrator
That's how you do it.

Pussies.

>good health care
>the old finger test

Are u baiting? Pls tell me you're...
There's a blood test to recognize prostate cancer.

PSA test is not 100% reliable. I unironically have an above average sized prostate and get the finger test and PSA twice a year and every two years I get an ultrasound and this procedure where they stick a camera scope up my urethra

>what is the prostate

Medicus sapiens semper digitum suum in ano tenet

at least penis inspection happens here too. I lucked out into a fairly hot nurse too

prostate exam I think is a joke tho

>girl
>prostate
user I....

I went to catholic school and the priests were very thorough - we used to have a prostate exam every week. Better safe than sorry I guess haha.

Yikes

I've heard they have a female equivalent

>american reading comprehension

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>grandfather and great-grandfather on my dad's side died of prostate cancer
>grandfather on mom's side had his prostate taken out when he was 65

I like my odds.

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G-Spot is not a vestigial prostate

>go to the doctor for viagra
>she sticks her finger up my ass

wtf how are those two even related

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No one in my family has ever had cancer as far back as we can trace but we've had a number of heart attacks and we arent even fat

why do they buy butt plugs then

checkmate atheists

well did it work?

she gave me a recipe but never told me what the ass fingering was for

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I think it's related somehow. in one of the american pie movies, they go to sperm donor place and stiffler lies to nurse that he can't get it up. so she just sticks her finger up his arse and he instantly cums. ends up marrying her

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That was Road Trip not American Pie dumb dumb

also how old are you. you should consider getting ginkgo biloba supplements instead

You don't need to get sedated for a colonoscopy. It's just the better option

fucking hell you're right. I'd say this is the mandella effect but I'm just 2old now

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i don't think the point was to make me cum that would have been very weird

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did you enjoy it though? you should ask her out

fucking yikes dude.

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she was old i only like when young and cute girls finger my butt

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too bad ;_;
take my advice tho

Tbf. I dont need it all my doc said I dont have to come back till I'm 40 but I have extreme hypochondria and my insurance covers it so I keep going in

i don't know what that is but i have viagra now also i stopped having sex or seeing people or leaving my apartment anyway

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it's just used for memory usually but the ''adverse'' effects include crazy ass sex drive. I used to take 3 per day every other month for an unrelated condition but I'd need to rub one out at least 2 times a day and every time I'd cum buckets for the duration.

whats his name

>Prostate exam day
>idiot nurse slips and ruptures my poop gland
>have to spend three weeks in hospital, missing my final A-levels
>have to repeat the year

Fuck my life.

britbongers are NOT allowed to use this meme

If you overthink this too much you're probably closet gay.

Different 40 yr old single guy here; nah it’s just different women. My current gf is like that; my most recent ex would come buckets if she was on top. Another ex, no joke, literally needed a finger in the butt to come. Diversity, friend, makes for good memories.

based

I'm in a similar boat.

>play dragon's dogma all day
>relax with reading some nice off topic on american Yea Forums in the evening
absolutely comfy day desu.

when I had a gf I'd just stress all day about ways to keep her entertained/interested, how do I not make the same mistakes again?

fuck buddies or friends with benefits is the most based if you're still young. literal no worries

>penis inspection day
>police come in the middle of it
>arrest my principal and gym teacher
>nice lady cop takes me to McDonald's for milkshakes and takes me home

Never learned what they got arrested for

>ywn get a prostate exam from a thicc ara ara anime girl nurse

fug

Fuck her get a different girl. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life dont make a pretty women your wife

Underrated.

>accidentally

>penis inspection day
>doctor Cohen passes all the black kids with foreskins and fails all the white kids

Fuck affirmative action.

this is white white girls steady chasing the BBC. White bois just can't satisfy them.

>penis inspection day
>yr the inspector

>american education

>Prostate exam
>Uncle's already tested me
Miss.

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>Prostate exam
>Fail

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Jesus fucking Christ. 8/10.

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Slutbag, why?

Based

How has this been up all day?

Jannies are experts in being assholes

go back to your generals