Heem

SMITH WINS THE REMATCH

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I thought the No Chin thing might just be a meme and TJ was just a bad style matchup, but Cody really doesn't have a chin. He's deleted, most everyone at the top of BW is a durable heavy hitter too. His career might truly be done.

Smith vs Hammill next

>tony trying to get kennedy deleted before he deports his spic ass

Was it one of the most thorough ass kickings we've seen in the UFC? Up there with Conor vs. Khabib.

In many ways.......

Alright, I've seen a bit of back and forth about this was Lawler out or was he not, and it's time to weigh in and educate you all.

The reality of the situation is, it actually doesn't matter whether he went limp or not, what matters is that when the referee did step in to stop the fight, he was conscious and was not out.
And if you think this sounds ridiculous, let me offer you this. How many times have we seen a fighter get punched, go out for a split moment and then actually get WOKEN back up by the next punch and continue the fight? Or a fighter getting slept on the feet, but actually waking up by hitting the canvas? It's bizarre, but it's happened a fair few times and the fight continues.
Now, would it be right to retroactively go back and say, "well look, you were out at this moment so we're calling that the end of the fight"? No! What I've described is basically the striking equivalent of the exchange we saw in Lawler/Askren.

Whether you think Lawler went out or not, the fact of the moment is that when Herb stopped it, when the referee went in and called the action, Lawler was fully conscious and not out. That's what makes it a bad stoppage.
Also BJM said it was bad so there's that. Let's let these dudes run it back

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it's not his chin that's a problem he took more than one heavy shot in that fight

Do you think it was being Cody no Brain or Cody No Dass that made him become Cody no Chin?

Tony admitted to having actual diagnosed autism earlier this week so you guys shouldn't joke about him like that.

literally no one wants to see that rematch

>WHATS THAT? SPEAK UP LITTLE GUY. I. CANT. HEAR. YOU.

>>B-BEN L-LET GO, S-STOP, IT H-HURTS!!!

>SAY UNCLE. SAY UNCLE OR IM GONNA KEEP BEATIN YOU UP AND YOU GET A SWIRLIE NEXT, ROB

>>C-COME ON BEN JUST STOP!!!!!

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>it's not his chin that's a problem

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Lawler said he doesn’t want the rematch. Askren said he doesn’t want the rematch. Dana said they need to do the rematch and Lawler really wants it.

Smith robbed himself

He doesnt eat the shots well though, when he gets hit he freezes like a cartoon character.

moptop got werked

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It's just the truth

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Even tough Herb Dean fucked up again at the end of the day Lawler Askren was a good fight

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youtu.be/LcVT3kGZodo?t=842
reminder

In the end the only person who could beat Smif was

..himself

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everyone gave Yamasaki so much shit for Chiesa/Lee but they're letting this slide.

hmmmmmmmmm

I honestly like robbie lawler but he has always had a tendency to attract autistic losers

Ben Askren has the body of a chubby girl entering puberty

Even Askren has a black belt. At the very least, jiu jitsu is a good component and gear in the machine of a grappler

good post

I honestly like /heem/ but it always has a tendency to attract autistic losers

>anthony smif
>wins fight
>refuses to take a win he doesn't deserve

>ben asscan
>loses fight
>pisses himself with joy when awarded a win by referee incompetence

And that is the difference between a fighter and a little bitch.

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its the athletic hollywood body from the 50s

Sometime during my post fight night depression I like to imagine I’m one of the fighters who won last night and imagine what they feel like...right now I’m Diego.

Quite the opposite from what I see

Smiff won the story of the fight

youtube.com/watch?v=f6js-APB4rk

>i am glad you procreated flyin' brian j

is this guy the worst post fight show host

Lawler doesn't escape with 2 minutes to go.

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based

I kept telling you people he's deleted.

sherdog.com/news/articles/The-Stitches-and-Scars-of-Cody-Garbrandt-105407
>Then a more serious issue arose. Garbrandt dealt with vertigo, as the bill for his past came due.

>“I had some brain trauma, just cumulative concussions I didn’t think were concussions,” he said. “Symptoms of concussions from wrestling, fighting, street fighting -- all that stuff. Cumulative. Just caught up to me.”

youtube.com/watch?v=kMVxKX0SDNU

>having brain trauma at the ripe age of 25
>doing 45 minute hard sparring CTE sessions with his brother before he even became a pro fighter
>having street fight all the time

He was deleted when he came. It's just that no one has been able to touch him before TJ. He just got heemed by a fucking grappler lmao.

>i'll just suplex the guy who only wants to wrestle
nick diaz beats askren

>grew up boxing his older brother for hours at a time
>played football in high school
>30+ amateur boxing bouts before he turned 18
>KO'd stiff by a regional can in amateur MMA
>had to take an entire year off from fighting at age 21 after experiencing severe concussion symptoms
>been KO'd stiff three times in a row now
Cody is like an experiment to see how much brain damage you can give a man before he turns 30.

i didn't see the fight, how did ben lose? it wasn't a decision.

I hope Masvidal sleeps Till and throws a wrench in the Till v Askren plans

Askren literally promoted himself to BJJ black belt.

This raises the question....

Just how pillowfisted is Dominick Snooze?

so are all the retards defending the stoppage just ignoring the fact that robbie gave a thumbs up?

Lawler wasn't getting out of that choke ya'll are delusional

i see robbie lawler lives in the same community as coral springs now i'm glad he lost

It's not fair, Robbie deserved that win.

Not even on the neck lol, the "choke" is across the jaw

In my opinion, Lawler tapped.

What is Jon thinking here?

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Overall
Fights : 7/10
Referee: 4/10

Thanks Ufc!

oh but it was

Lawler is half Anglo of course he won't get a rematch cos Dana "IRA" white baka

100% the pressure on the jaw chokes you out for sure my guy i've seen more fights than BJM and know more than him

I thought Till was moving to MW

Good I would brag about killing roaches too

webm/video?

It doesn't matter if a choke goes across your jaw, user.

he took no damage. he could literally fight again in 4 weeks if he felt like it.

Askrens a much better wrestler but Maia is better at changing levels and timing to avoid eating a counter on the way in, which makes me won how a fight between him and Robbie would’ve went. Robbies great at sprawling and full on leveraging his hips and shoulders to stuff but struggles with some trickier scramblier chain wrestling guys who can not only stick on him but move all over him

who should tecia torres fight now? how about ching chang?

dominick late night gay sex cruiser doesnt have the reach to compensate for being that deep in the closet

Yeah I remember that but he's fighting Masvidal at 170 so idk. I just really want a rematch of Robbie and Ben

based bisbong

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Is Jon Jones even beatable at this point? Or this the fighter to finally beat him not in the UFC yet?

if dana demands askren fight anyone other than lawler, askren will say give me lawler again

Here are the proper fights to make after 235:
Jones vs Santos
Smith vs Gustafsson
Usman vs Covington
Woodley vs Dos Anjos
Askren vs Thompson
Lawler vs Ponzinibbio
Zhang vs Gadelha
Torres vs Calvillo
Munhoz vs Sterling
Garbrandt vs Rivera
Zabit vs Volkanovski
Stephens vs Rodriguez
Walker vs Manuwa
Cirkunov vs Pedro

Askren said himself he wants the winner of Till Masivdal

Unlikely
License to roid freely is not gonna worsen his odds either.

LHW is now best division and WW worst

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stay on outside = get kicked to death
close distance = getting to his grappling range before you get to your own boxing range

unless someone can take him down and gnp then i don't see it

respond to it again but with "lol"

doesn't lawler literally go limp at 1:46?
also, no way he could get out of this if he was even somewhat conscious here

Diego Sanchez is calling out Demian Maia for a battle of the boomers

Wake up Jon

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Askren said himself he wants the winner of Till Masivdal lol

he was out for 2 seconds. his arm drops so loosely.

i think the jolt of his knuckles whacking the matt woke him back up.

Yeah the way his arm falls does look like he went out

Take my money

You know who does know more than BJM? John Danaher and Braulo Estima, and I've heard them both explain in detail that you can choke somebody through their jaw. Askren literally smashes pumpkins from that exact position with his squeeze.

Lawler was out, Herb Dean woke him up when he moved in.

can someone do the face app edit to make Cody smiling, I love those

Yea nobody can ever really get close to him to do any damage. I guess Gustafsson might have put up the best fight against Jones in their first fight.

I would force Askren and Tyrone to fight if I was matchmaker.

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Well?

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You now remember Tyron Woodley

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Wishing he can drive his car into her while she is pregnant to then set a 100m record WR sprint.

still surprised he could stand after that beating

is jessica eye booked for the title fight yet?

lol

I will never forget him. Punished Woodley arc begins now

They won't. They are close like brothers. The Klitschkos never fought each other.

based black man

He is almost 40

based and 1776pilled

yeah justin your diabetic mother

oh no no no no

I know I would force them to choose between their friendship and employment

lol

So this is the power of folkstyle wrestling. This is worse than when Chael tried to flip Fedor and got pounded.

plenty of fighters go until they're 40

My girl Calderwood will get the title fight

is lawler biting askrens glove here?

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what about 45 year olds like Alex Jones

weidman
bisping
tcity
dern

who's the next fighter to get spammed on here?

I think Askren would just go back to retiring in that case, he runs a few schools and isn't hurting for money.

"HE IS OUT! HE IS OUT! HE IS OUT! HE IS NOT OUT" - ROGAN, Joe

Smif should have taken the DQ win just so everybody could cash their bets

Did the Dern poster get upset when he found out she was pregnant?

B-but Lawler slammed him with another wrestling/judo technique

What is the folk style technique Ben is using here?

Tim is pretty based.

He makes me proud to be an American(Norwegian).

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>"""Lionheart"""
>gave Jones maximum respect and didn't take risks or push forward
>curled up on the ground to avoid getting beaten even worse on the feet
>feared submission and wrestling so bad he held Jones' one hand with both of his hands and just submitted to being struck by the other one
>essentially gave up by the end of the third round but still went out there and ate strikes just to keep up appearances
More like Turtleheart.

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just because it's possible (in other positions, they don't talk about bulldog chokes) doesn't mean that's what happened.

>Askren literally smashes pumpkins
irrelevant party trick, not even that difficult if you know the technique
>from that exact position
nope. why lie?

>Lawler was out, Herb Dean woke him up
in your own scenario lawler is conscious when herb stops it lmao

Anybody would know to slam somebody that draps themselves over your shoulders like that. Askren is a meme.

tim is insufferable sry

i dont know he would spam her for about 20 hours straight at a time.
impregnated by a dark skinned gentleman and removed from the ufc rankings poetry

Dry humping on the ground is not fighting. Woodley is still the WW champion.

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bisping
you're talking to the dernposter (the spammer) right now lol he's into that cuck shit

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tim is what happens when you shoot up a repressed homosexual with titanic doses of testosterone.

He was only conscious because of Herb's actions, though.

>seething

ouch

he's a zionist shill but unironically

what are the chances Herb is stoned while reffing?

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>zero replies every time
Time to retire the gimmick, cuck faggot

shit the fuck up stupid and educate ur self about what's going on before u open that stupid big YAP.

he didn't tap btw

Zero, he's a good ref and did nothing wrong last night. If he fucked up, he fucked up when he left the Askren/Lawler fight continue while Ben was taking that beating.

hunnerd percent b

GSP tapped to Matt Serra's strikes it literally cannot be disputed lmao, cope

>gets KO'd by a carbohydrate addicted midget
>gets subbed by a redneck wrassler
>can't finish an armbar on a british striker with no ground game
>roids and greases
>is extremely boring

can you guess the fighter?

I hope some kind of accident leads to him living the rest of his life paralyzed. He's a good embodiment of a US soldier though. Low ability and good at following orders. Also just a juicehead

askren was out for a moment there lmao

zionism is good

watch again it was accidental

george saint p-steroid

I still like askren you goofs

wow...

Derrick Lewis vs. Junior dos Santos
Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos vs. Curtis Millender
Tim Means vs. Niko Price
Blagoy Ivanov vs. Ben Rothwell
Beneil Dariush vs. Drew Dober
Tim Boetsch vs. Omari Akhmedov
Anthony Rocco Martin vs. Sérgio Moraes
Marion Reneau vs. Yana Kunitskaya
Grant Dawson vs. Julian Erosa
Maurice Greene vs. Jeff Hughes
Louis Smolka vs. Matt Schnell
Alex Morono vs. Zak Ottow
Alex White vs. Dan Moret

rothwell is back

this is scary

and a perfect example of mileage being a way bigger factor than age

cody is absolutely deleted and needs to retire.

he is truly /ourguy/

Askren tried to trip him with an o uchi gari and Lawler didn't fall then as ben was going forward lawler went from behind and picked him up

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Whats next for Smif

Where did it all go wrong?

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Lawler's arm went limp and fell. He also looked kind of blue, can't blame Herb for that one

i like him too but it was still a bad stoppage. the two are not mutually exclusive.

Despite his awful performance Smith won my appreciation last night.

>not even a top 10 LHW in reality
>fed to a PED using champion he has no way of beating
>takes a beating but stays in the fight he wasn't gonna win
>gets fouled and handed an opportunity to achieve his life's dream on a formality but doesn't take it and keeps getting beat up
>The Champion feels so morally exposed by this act of pride, that he dedicates his post-fight interview to Smith and kisses his hands, as if to win HIM over.

He had no business in there and still exposed the corrupt organization and immoral "GOAT".

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Holloway/Pooirer next lads

he just has shitty native american genetics

he forgot to blacksplode early on, poosman had zero respect for him. wouldn't have hurt to throw a couple fuckin jabs or something either

When he accepted Dana's buy out money. He took no damage last night and got an 8 figure paycheck to let the WW belt go.

the siege of minas tirith

Leg kicks would've been very helpful for him, but he looked half-awake out there

>get absolutely obliterated by the first guy that pushes a pace on you

Which squinty eyed blasian chink is this?

he should have taken the DQ then. imagine the memes

Imagine the level of cans Askren has been fighting if he thought grabbing and tripping an opponent is a viable strategy in the first round.

Walker vs Smith
Santos vs Jones

wake up rose. it's all over.

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Hmm, sounds a lot like Tyron Woodley, but that can't be right, isn't he a fucking destroyer who heems people left and right?

sandhagen vs neck tatt next

Dana said he's not in a hurry to put Walker in with top guys. If Jones ever moves up to HW Walker might be his replacement Jones, so there's no reason to rush him up to the top.

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Now Askren will rise through the ranks and avenge his teamate by being usman

>take DQ
>win
>get money
>get instant rematch
>headline
>get money
>??????
>somehow don't profit

>but m-muh lionheart
If you had a lionheart you wouldn't have frozen up in the first place. Offensively Smiff did nothing. His last round would unironically have been better spent throwing wild open swings, than what he did.

That’s what I thought too! But then Usman walked over him...

wouldnt it be funny if she sat on your face but like as a joke haha

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>Woodley finally wins me over
>gets fucking humiliated
He should have rolled the dice. This was so embarrassing, he literally got bullied for 25 minutes.

has been done before

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Anyone have the webmaster or Lawler hitting an Angle Slam on Askren?

how funny would it be if Colby dressed up in a klan outfit for all of the press obligations for him and Usman

>Snoozeman
>Colby
>Askren
WW? More like ZZ desu.

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**The Woodley Gameplan*** championship defense edition
1: Throw 10% power "jabs"
2: Back up into the fence
3: Stuff the take down
4: Throw haymaker overhand right
He definitely beats GSP 9/10 times

I don’t, he conducted himself terribly following a bad stoppage. I don’t blame him for the stoppage, but if he thinks he won that fight Lawler obviously left him brain damaged.

Never get so suckered in by socialized ideals that you give up a win like Smith. What he did was absolutely against his interests and the idea of fighting "for honor" is purely a way to brainwash soldiers to die at your command. Take the belt, win, and money that come in the follow up fight. Throw it if you can't handle the banging. But don't hand back winning lottery tickets because your brain has been pimped the fuck out.

for me it's Tiffany Van Soest

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ay tone have you ever seen a slave ship?

heeminder that usman is turkish

Biggest loser of the night?

correct

objectively woodley

symbolically probably askren

>Robbie was going limp in order to trick Askren
There are actual people trying to make this argument on the internet.

She was supposed to be the next big thing in WMMA, even got a massive interview with Ariel before her first pro fight. Then got skagooshed

even though there were a lot of big names on paper ast night the fights themselves were bad

JBJ V Smith: Decision in which Smith just curled into a ball all fight
Woodley V Usman: Decision in which Woodley just curled into a ball all figh
Askren V Lawler: Ref ended the fight when Lawler wasnt actually being choked
Wmma fight
Cody getting deleted again was a classic though
Zabit fight -> another decision but at least there was back and forth, still boring fight though

garbrandt
then woodley

Sad to say i agree. He lost the ticket of his life to ultimately still be a punch line to Jon's shenanigans. More people are taking away how utterly Jon decimated him then that he didn't quit, and the ones that are are meatheads that consider it ''only natural for a fighter not to be a bitch''. You mean like constantly juicing and cheating?
He's done. He's not getting any younger or better. This was his moment, and he blew it.

>still a bad stoppage
holy fuck, when will this meme end

you better shut your communist mouths
That's problematic

~~~return of the mack~~~

In terms of numbers, I think Woodley was one of the biggest losers of all time. On intangibles Mickey Gall lost to a battered old grandpa in embarrassing fashion and Cody is now on a 3 fight losing streak owing mainly to being an idiot.

Ever had your jaw cranked? Really hard? You'll instinctively relax to deal with the pain and the pressure. Especially if you're gassed.

Some people still have honor in this world

jeez before i saw this you fucks made me think Lawler was robbed. his arm flopped, he went limp.

askren has chimp like strength. keep doubting

hows that?

>can't tell if ironic or not

not funny. being more subtle works a lot better. chael was good at it
colby saying woodley won another boring decision last night was doing it right

the dark guy that fought the armenian
bobby green

So was Cody vs Cruz just a fluke?

theres no way Askrens forearm slips out from under this massive chin, in the remaining 2 minutes. Especially considering how little sweat they would have on them, being only a few minutes in.

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there are other angles that will make you reconsider my man

After that beating he has the intelligence to match too lmao.

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>askrens nose literally gushing blood right into the choke

>jaw cranked
>not going out but hurts like a motherfucker
>also tired as shit
>relax to deal with the pain, recover some stamina and have the other guy tire himself out
Not really rocked science.

When Colby loses to Kamarudeen is the entire white race finished, or just Trump supporters specifically?

In many ways, the Chad chin saved Askren from getting heemed but also doomed Lawler. It's truly a blessing and a curse to be so chad.

HAH what an absolute piece of gold

>Askren can hold onto a choke without securing body position for 2 minutes

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>kid is 5 1
>throw him in there with a guy with literally 6 times more fights
What were they thinking was gonna happen?

Out as fuck, and even if the ref didn't stop the match, Askren would've kept choking him

>rocked science

lmao u tried

ref had one angle, everyone watching thought he was ded at that point as well

t. turbocaz

twitter.com/Benaskren/status/1102264258576838656

Based

Wasn't there a better title contender than that bum Lionheart?

he should have faking going limp yeah but that's not something you can think in half a second into the octagon

after that he had no choice dana would have eat him up after that fight give jones immediate remach and then fire smif

Gall called out Abuelo Sanchez specifically because he wanted to show off his striking. You can tell that was his game plan too since all he did was throw power shots recklessly until he tired out.

Reminder Dan Hardy stayed in retirement to avoid Gall

who should Diego smash next

Cruz doesn’t have the kind of chin to stand and bang with Cody.

>never heard of tapping from jaw pressure

this is peak casual, but yeah lawler is obviously not unconscious, you can go unconscious from pressure

Jones made him his bitch. Back in the olden days, he probably wouldn't have objected if Jon had decided to bang him in the ass right then and there, not that he could have prevented it.

youtu.be/f4e887gcItA

Name a bigger autist

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Only Santos, but he’ll need time.

a klan outfit transcends any idea of "subtlety" it would also never happen

holy fuck, watch the replay and tell me this again with a straight face you fucking retard.

these boys know all about pro wrestling as well, they know carny shit works and having the belt = more money for your family and a good angle for a rematch will get more buys. worst case you get housed again in a rematch

I hate how many casuals come out after the ppv

BREAKING: ALI ABDELAZIZ CAUGHT BRIBING TYRON TO THROW CHAMPIONSHIP FOR 2 MILLION DOLLARS

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there are levels to this shit b

Do you guys think Herb should have let the choke continue to the point where robbie went out a second time? Would the twitter retards be happy with that ?

i watched some of his speech yesterday he has improved so much at giving them. unironically impressive for the most scrutinized man on the planet

reddit

Walker could do it too

>Americucks

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Reyes will clean out that can division

>implying fucking a man in the ass isn't the ultimate form of submitting him
You people don't realize what state Anthony's mind was in. He would have slobbered on Jones's knob right then and there if he'd asked.

reyes is far ahead of jon

reyes would unironically beat jones if that was his next fight.

>seething

late stoppage

imagine thinking someone is unconscious from a jaw pressure choke

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based Ben Askren working all the casual marks

This is a real high level grappler, Askren is a can. Notice how Kron never puts himself into a fireman's carry like brainlet Ben did? Notice how Kron maintains the back, while Ben lost it immediately? Kron would tap Ben within two minutes.

Does he have any wrestling? Jon is long and fast enough to avoid his shots instead of eating shit like the manlets he's fought. I don't see him outwrestling or BJJ-ing jones.

I wish so the low iq;:s would realizeä

I'd honestly thought that was the end of the fight

Cifers is the Queen of /HEEM/!

me

That mumbling manlet marc raimondi said something about a tractor on her instagram page, I went looking and didnt find any tractor, but I found this pic of Jones and a comment he left.

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t. 2-stripe white belt

Rogan was really off last night (again). He even said in the Jones fight “Herb really is the gold standard in refereeing”. This was directly after Herb asking to see video tape after he’d already deducted 2 points not to mention the Lawler stoppage

>having pussy and asshole on your face
no thanks

I think you're the only one thinking those things

Rogan is literally a paid shill for the UFC...

Absolute brainlet.

compare the bulldog choke stoppage to a stoppage from strikes in the crucifix position
In the crucifix, how often is the bottom man made unconcious? basically never, but the fights get stopped because the man on top has inevitability due to dominant position, and even though bottom man isn't unconscious, there is no chance of escape and more damage is virtually guaranteed

>Rogan: He's looking to get his hooks in-
>Cruz: He's not looking for hooks he's trying to tire him out
>Rogan: he's got one hook in

Cruz and Rogan just dont have chemistry and never will. I dont like DC as a fighter or a person, but at least he can fit in with Joe and Jon an it isnt a cringey disaster. And actually, I find that there's some pretty funny bantz when its Jon, Joe, and Cormier. I would prefer just Joe and Jon. I don't like 2 color guys.

she looks fucking rough. did she do hard drugs for the past 15 years?

hah he's 5'5 and balding

They both were getting on Marc Goddard for standing them up when they were on the cage or the ground

Cruz needs to cut down his talking by at least 50%

Two sumbmission wins and wrestled in school/played college-level American football. Athletic as fuck and can probably stand back up at will if taken down

Wtf, who the fuck are you?

H-H-He's getting tired!

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>No!
Based

whoops, scuse me, sorry, i meant to say, whoops, scuse me, sorry, i meant to say, whoops, scuse me, sorry, i meant to say, whoops, scuse me, sorry, i meant to say

its actually getting pretty bad. Cruz has this adversarial tone anytime Joe says something. Like everything he says comes from a place of sarcasm and contempt. They need to figure it out, but its clear Cruz doesn't like Joe

Tbh I didn’t see much wrong with Goddardstanding them up. He only did it after Usman was landing no damage or progressing his position. You can just let them go on doing nothing

This. Unironically upvoted

*lays on u and taps ur belly

absolutely brutal

Lawler could break his jaw in half and still continue fighting so I don't see what the point is. The choke wasn't in, he's just rearranging his teeth.

>I don't like 2 color guys.
i dont like any coloreds

cruz is a faggot though

>ben askren in a title fight
>ben askren has zero standup
>ben askren has a dadbod

pls dana do not put this washed up wrestler in a title fight

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high level coping right here

>Let's let these dudes run it back
Ben doesn't need more CTE

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who is this chaste aryan fair maiden

I like how Jones let go of the guy when he picks them up with a double leg. He pushes them downwards and completely let them go so they hit the mat very hard

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literally can't
this is peak autism

Usman was constantly striking. Those were heavy body shots that probably would’ve really added up if they were to the liver. It absolutely made no sense

cruz is such a fag, they might as well put owen benjamin next to rogan

hmmm... it's almost like they're shilling for the known company meme refs like herb nigger and actively discrediting good refs like goddard...

Proxy or real? Where are you at?

>i want my male fighters to be oily and sexy for me!!!
Yikes

"I can't hear you ref!"

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For sure those shots to the gut while he was belly to belly with Woodley we’re doing damage my guy

>Askren dropped on his head in the opening seconds of his UFC debut
>DC outwrestled by Jon Jones
>GSP outwrestled multiple NCAA Div 1 All Americans
>the best wrestler in the UFC is a mountain dwelling islamic militant with a sambo base

Is it time to admit that wrestling accolades are vastly overrated by the MMA community?

lawler was a dumbass for not yelling at herb during the choke to let him know he is fine

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Serious question to everyone defending the Askren W
Do you legitimately believe he had actually won the fight at that point or are you just shitposting?

why are his eyes closed and mouth open if he isn't unconscious :thinking:

Yeah and then Joe overcompensates to the point that he ends up doing a lot of the play by play and stepping on Anik's toes.
During the Munhoz/Cody finish, all three guys were trying to yell over each other. I'm watching it now.

what about cejudo?

think about how much of a cunt you have to be to not be able to get along with joe rogan for a couple hours a month for a paycheck

Askren literally had his forearm in a vice grip over his mouth

Want me to SEND YOU LOKATION, eh?

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Look where Askren's arm is and then go see where the arteries in the neck are. The choke was on.

What round?

really astroglides my astrocytes

Also wtf was the Olivi segment at the start of each fight joining in with them all

reminder

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*Crushes you*
instagram.com/p/BaaGGwjgCpr/

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that's a bit of a stretch /heem/taly friend

his build is all knees

based Yves Lavigne needs to come back

The weak should fear the strong?

Thank you for the opportunity Jon, it has been an honor to share the octagon with you. We may run it back someday...

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It looks like it's on the jaw:

too busty

every fight should be reffed by no nonsense Keith Peterson

The arm went limp

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Lads cazzies say some retarded shit
just got asked if Usman is 51 years old, don't know what they're googling

Yeah, you'd think they'd be getting better with time but its really not the case. Some nights are better than others
that my friend is purely ESPN buying the rights to broadcast UFC events. They're gonna be pushing muh women and muh diversity stuff, its what they do

To add to that

>Ed Ruth, 3x NCAA champ, got taken down and choked out by Neiman Gracie.

Yep, wrestling medals don't mean shit in MMA. Even less than submission grappling tournaments. The problen with wrestling by itself is each style has a ton of impractical restrictions.

I want to say that the Megan and Bret walk and talk segments seemed cringe at first but at least they're trying different things, but fuck different things if it means we dont get Face the Pain at the beginning. Face the Pain is the most important part of the broadcast production.

I'm gonna email this Pasquale Giordani asshole I hear mentioned at the end of every ppv and demand some answers.

*punches negro state champion wrestler in trachea*

Mickey Gall is my boy. Don't you me.

Бopитecь co мнoй в peaльнoй жизни, a нe в Интepнeтe, и пocмoтpитe, чтo пpoиcхoдит, пeтyшoк.

He's a real company man but unfortunately isn't very talented. I'm sure Dana will give him some credit for saving the main event, but it's pretty much the end of the road for him.

based and manletpilled

>Keith Peterson
wasnt he the one that stopped TJ Henry?
I wanted to watch Henry continue to unload on TJ

>wrestling medals don't mean shit in MMA
yikes

yet Jon can cheat his way through and have just as awful a match.

Oh, found a proxy. Pretty crude google translate. So I am the real one after all. SAD!

that was smug ref macdonald you goof

looking forward to more of this hilarious anti-wrestling salt during the Ben Askren Era

I'm not a proxy, my Russian is just shit. If I was solely using google translate I would've said пeдик.

shes just extremely nervous
its not easy to get out in front of media and talk stuff

If you want to know why Dom is so terrible on commentary listen to this. He hates Rogan lmao
youtu.be/m-RJSjvwGq8
youtu.be/m-RJSjvwGq8
youtu.be/m-RJSjvwGq8

LMAO, I told you this guy is absolutely fucking useless. He's literally the Hector Lombard of MMA.

Herb Dean is a paid off retard. First he lets get Ben brutalized when anyone else would stop that fight, and then stops the fight when nothing's happening.

Robbie still exposed Askren, what a bum. Ben would probably get brutalized even by someone like Maia. Zero standup, no power, and even the wrestling isn't that great.

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Most of the UFC champs are former wrestlers

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Why have so many high level wrestlers gotten shit on in MMA wrestling?

>you can't lock your hands in folkstyle wrestling
That's fucking stupid. Submission grappling + striking will be the future of MMA. Wrestling is blockbuster. When I compete in submission grappling, I can do nearly anything to get the W. In wrestling, there are a ton of restrictions that make it impractical.

Khabib and the Dagestan crew are doing well because their grappling is ahead of the curb.

dude I beat a 14 year old all star wrestler last week in combat jew jitsu, wrestlers suck

>mid 20s
she looks like a middle aged truck driver

its funny how i learned cryillic alphabet in elementary in my 2nd 3r and maybe 4th grade
and im able to kinda decipher what this dude wanted to say

fight me irl and not over the internet and see what will come out of it petušok?!

timestamp?

>5 views

wat

What did I say wrong though? I wasn't sure whether to say нe в ceти or нe oнлaйн. But apart from that I don't see my mistake.

Do you say пeтyш in Croatia too?

I tapped out a blue belt my second day of no gi, haven't wrestled in over over a decade

Of course she's nervous she had to stop smoking crack and meth to pass the fight night drug test

Jesus Askren has a chin on him

Daaaaaaaamn.

wtf how can one man be so based?

It’s the first question of the interview
That means only 5 people have viewed it so far

Smith wins the rematch

If he has zero standup why didn't Robbie light him up. He walked through Robbie's guard and glommed him.

For now. Look at Chael try to flip Fedor, look at Askren get dropped on his head. Restrictions in the rules make you think you can get away with goofy shit. Getting slammed on your head is probably the single worst thing that can happen to you in a fight, and it just happened to an Olympic wrestler by somebody with way less wrestling accolades.

I'm not saying that wrestling is useless, just that it has major problems and submission grappling will continue to evolve and replace it.

Yeah like 1:30 or something. What a petulant ass

He sounds like a whiny, pissy little bitch right from the beginning. Listen to how he talks to Serra at 2:11. That condescending, cunt tone.

Cringe

i have no idea what that means famalam
majority of people here don't know cyrillian too
maybe the older ones that grew up in yugoslavia
people have an aversion towards cryrilic letters due to serbs using it

This is me

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>everyone is learning Chinese

想要他妈的

Daily reminder prime me heems both of you.

He won

starting a petition to get dominick cruz fired

>why didn't Robbie light him up

So you're advertising your youtube channel on Yea Forums?

just donated $10. who wants to match me!?

Randleman did the same thing to Fedor. Ben will be GOAT, after dry fucking every single one of your favourite fighters.

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Khabib is the only elite Dagestani though, I disagree with them somehow being ahead of the curve as a collective. Makhachev is just OK as of now, everyone else is a bum

i just realized it
africa got their first ufc champ
congrats to my fellow african posters (kenyan poster)

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>leaves and euros in charge of being wrestling experts

Serra calls him out later in the interview. Dom does it again and Serra says something like
>I can see why other people can’t stand you Dom, but not me I love you

It was pretty funny

It literally means like a young rooster. It's basically calling someone a faggot. In prison it means you are a bitch who gets raped and can only eat with a spoon that has a hole in it.

Calling someone that irl is a sure way of getting into a fight instantly.

white fighters = top ramen
black fighters = indomie mi goreng

You meant to say "fight me IRL and find out what's gonna happen, fag"? Your translation looks artificial, no one speaks like this. It's more like
"пoдepиcь co мнoй в peaлe, a нe в инeтe, и yзнaeшь, чтo cлyчитcя, пидop". Foreign meem doesn't really works in russia.

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all of robbie's damaging strikes were ground strikes

How though? He barely had any offense.

>gets slammed on head and essentially finished
>still gets up and puts on a convincing if not effective sub on Robbie
So why didn't Robbie blow him out on the feet?

2 fights until Askren has the belt, feels good

No, I listen to the full podcast. I saw thI relevant discussion on /heem/, so I went on YouTube and searched for the interview hoping to find a highlight. Peaches

>yeah he was totally uncoscious from that non-choke.

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>Betting against muslim fighters
>kamaru usman
>khabib nurmagomedov
>zabit
learn your lesson lads, you'll end up making money instead of losing it.

Yeah, "Africa". Also known as Nebraska.

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Thanks for the feedback. I also used the polite form I see now.

for all the casuals here:

there are two chokes that make you go unconscious

blood choke and airway choke

you can tap from pressure, but you don't go unconscious

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>tfw your boy is going to heem jones straight into rehab

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If one of them is a Lawler rematch, Askren will never touch the belt

Jones takes him down and rips his shoulder off if he doesn't do it to himself.

Betting is haram

this dude is on one of the most ridiculous 3 fight win streaks of all time

youtu.be/Cv8usg62m6c
@10:25 if you wanted to hear it

is that a penis?

Jon Jones is a draw. Put Jones on a card and people will buy it.

so is lawler already enjoying the benefits of the TRT ban being lifted? he was pretty jacked last night

hey bro he lived in Niggeria until he was 8 and had to travel MILES just to get water

this, askren is going to get mauled eventually, hes like the equivalent of dc until dc met someone who had takedown defense (jones)

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>Hating Cruz

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God i hope so

>Cazzies think this wasn't part of his plan

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most likely

do you think he could've escaped?

We're reaching levels of COPE never before thought possible.

Based

my man

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Askrenposting is the new Tillposting. These people know he's total bum, but they do it because they think it makes them "le epic 4chin trolle xD".

Dom is based on commentary

>the man who got proved dead wrong is in denial and accusing other people of coping

Worked and seething

LMFAO no there fucking arent you actual retarded cunt. I fucking love Robbie but he was fucking out and thats just a fucking obvious fact at this point.

Based Marcus Aurelius. Now he needs to avenge T-Wood and frestlefuck Marty to death.

escape from what? from nothing? since when do you lose when your opponent is just holding onto you?

cope harder

Wow, beating a bunch of literallywho bums is really impressive!

I've beaten at least 30 people in my local tennis league, maybe I should try Wimbledon? I must be a beast if I beat all those people.

Yeah, I don’t mind him alone or with DC. He just obviously resents Rogan and his style so whenever they are together there is a lot of awkward moments

kek , not a big fan of penises tbqh

*gives you the thumbs up

wtf croat

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the chokening was only a matter of time la'

Chris Tuchscherer is an absolute peach of a beast

Has there ever been a poster more BTFO than the Albanian sw*ss nerd?

Lawler tapped

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100% based

>2019
>Not jerking off to traps

Why do you hate enjoying things bro?

if robbie lawler didn't have filipino genes holding him back he'd be the WW goat

pathetic cazzies cant understand how impressive it is that Ben took that beating and still had the presence of mind to chain wrestle a 1st round Robbie Lawler to the ground, take his back, almost RNC him and then fucking bulldog him. Thats fucking nuts.

I mean I could go through the archive and find 10 posters that talked shit to me for betting on Diego, saying Gall was gonna ragdoll him and Diego was a CTE-addled bum.

checked and based

uh flips are the strongest race

@91240902
cringe

wrong

lmao

youre delusional my guy that literally never happened, i've seen the fucking picture and its not a thumbs up lmfao. How can you be this butthurt about something that you have zero skin in

true

I was yelling and jumping up and down when this shit happened. And then when Ben won lmfao!!!! I can't believe this was the most entertaining fight on the card

unless the blood is in your eye it doesn't matter

I want to gangbanged by Schaub and Rogan no homo.

Jones vs. prime Cro cop
Jones vs prime Fedor
Jones vs prime Wanderlei

Who wins?

Hey, my Cody+Tecia+Robbie+Woodley+Smith parlay wasn't that bad.

>absolutely seething

Ew I didnt know he had flip blood. How unfortunate.

>fighters /heem/ respects after last night

Anthony Smith
Robbie Lawler
Cody Garbrandt

desu I knew it would be man yeah Jon is an artist and I love watching him fight but it was obviously not going to be any sort of challenge.

Jesus are you big time retarded? For sure my guy getting slammed on the side of your head and pounded on by a guy like Robbie has zero effect beyond blood holy fuck you must have a double digit IQ

yeah you'd be gangbanged on a round earth for sure

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Now hold on you nigger, Diego is my boy and I've stood behind him. I've said his chin is suspect, but that's no problem against Gall.

>wants to get poked by chodes

nigga that's not even gay that's just sad

Where's the rest? How did Robbie not control and finish him?

yeah getting a death valley driver in your head hurts but blood doesn't matter unless it fucks with your vision or you end up leaking blood all over the mat

he got funked on m8

Only Fedor beats Jones because he is higher IQ and would counter a kick to knock him out

>Jones vs a guy who got brutally heemed by Schaub

Now that's a toughie.

ONLY correct post on the matter

>i got headbutted
cody is a sore loser
tj did a number on him

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What about the others?

no Yuji Nagata?

me and the boys

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>m-m-muh weight cut!!

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They were. Woodley got his ass beat. So embarrassingly nobody even wants to talk about it

DC is a fag

Why Garbrandt?

C O P I N G

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What are you even saying? When did I literally even mention blood before you replied to me? Who gives a shit? He got slammed and punched and elbowed in the head dude, blood or no blood that has an effect.

Jones works best against manlets, so candylei is out too.

Fedor is one-dimensional can. Easy one for Mr. Bone.

imagine the pussy his buddies scare away

It’s actually sad that Herb dean didn’t let Askren literally kill Lawler. Now nobody is giving Ben proper credit for the amazing comeback. I mean who else is getting back in control of a fight that quickly after getting rocked like that?

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you mentioned blood, read your own post or are you too retarded to even remember things?

he was literally out for a second there on the mat and if he wasn't he was pretty damn close

If we don’t do it, nobody else will.

>people are trying to spin Ben getting absolutely brutalized to a positive for Ben

Lads i'm so mad smiff didn't take the DQ, how fucking stupid is this guy? he's gonna end up becoming a middle of the pack guy with no title shot ever again. He could have taken the DQ and been set for life with a rematch ppv. What an imbecile.

there's no spin m8 he won what kind of brainlet argument are u making

i agree
that was amazing to watch, and the transition happened quick too
but his stand up looked weak af
i need to see more

>pathetic cazzies cant understand how impressive it is that Ben took that beating and still had the presence of mind to chain wrestle a 1st round Robbie Lawler to the ground, take his back, almost RNC him and then fucking bulldog him. Thats fucking nuts.

this is my post you moist wad. The word blood does not occur. Then presumably you replied and mentioned blood? If that wasn't you then why the hell are you even interjecting here.

t. room temperature IQ Jones dick rider

Dana told Lawler to juice since he's gonna retire anyways

Whether you agree with the stoppage nobody can deny Ben was controlling the fight by that time. All
Herb did was save Robbie more embarrassment.

He was probably afraid of getting killed by the mafia for causing them to pay out such a huge upset.

Everyone who thinks that the Ben Askren stoppage was good probably taps to exhaustion or someone with heavy side control while rolling lol.

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buddy I fully think Ben won, I'm saying bleeding doesn't matter unless it fucks with your vision

Jones is shook lads

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I actually believe this

Robbie got choked out, big brothered, plain and simple. Big Dumb Retard is a seething smark

this. as soon as a fighter gains a dominant position the fight should end immediately so nobody gets hurt further

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t. big brain white belt

Dude why are we even arguing this? I never said anything about blood man. Okay sure you're right? But why did you even say it? I never once disagreed with you lmao but I also am not the one who brought it up

The arm going limp was a big red flag, but Herb should have ducked down to look Lawler in the eyes to make sure. You don't get choked out and then wake back up while the other guy is advancing position.

it is settled
i wish people could look at thing objectively, rather than making this a "my guy vs your guy" type thing

I think the consensus is that it was a bad stoppage, but that it was understandable from Herb's perspective. And that he was likely not getting out of that one regardless.

hey what happened to the guys telling me Stephens would sleep Zabit?

diego is fucking crazy
i wish he did talk more about stevia

Zabit put us all to sleep. Yawn!

Dude he is making some good point. Why can’t you just admit he is right?

they suicided themselves

Who are some fighters

objectively false

Uhhh, Bruce Lee

>Jesus are you big time retarded? For sure my guy getting slammed on the side of your head and pounded on by a guy like Robbie has zero effect beyond blood holy fuck you must have a double digit IQ

thats your own post

New

>stands up with no issues seconds after the stoppage
>gives a thumbs up when Herb Dumb grabs his hand
Yeah he was totally out bro. Sounds like you've never grappled let alone in a competition setting.
His arm rose to give the thumbs up after Herb grabbed it.

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post the third one

god i hope someone heems jones, he's had it coming for a long time. His 84 inch reach saves him time and time again, and the braindead refs not warning him about open hands with fingers pointing outwards, what a cunt.

how so?

for me it's bryan callen

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>he stood up!!!
Yeah that can happen after you wake you dope lol

>thumbs up
Then it completely collapsed, dude went out twice. Stay seething. Every actual grappler I know (and have actually grappled) said Robbie was out at one point or another

Jones is a superior grappler in a division where no one has power and the ones who do are technically shallow. His style of point fighting and attriting his opponents is specially designed to counter luck-based actions like hands on head exchanges. Long story short he is essentially unstoppable.

>Is Joseph your real name?

What did Jon mean by this

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jones has none. see how high he climbs.

smith has some perhaps. see how low he falls and how his "honor" evaporates before it even arrives

exactly - fighters are a disposable entertainment prduct. use the word honor or think it and you've already missed the boat completely