/bundes/

ban jt from /bundes/ and chicago!

>ami op
krinsch

>chicago
We're literally electing one of the following as out mayor
A) nigger lady
B) lesbian nigger lady

I'm honestly looking forward to see how it turns out. It'll be plenty of fun

MAJO MAJO MAJO

Olmo!

Why do we deserve this Hannover bros?
At least we live in the best city in Germany, but still fuck this club.

THIS POST HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY WEIGHT WATCHERS BURGERLAND :DDDDD

>nuremberg and hannover
has there ever been worse teams in the bundes?

yes

based brainlet poster

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

Ascacibar >> Aranguiz

Ascacibar >>> Auschwitz

Leave Burgenland out of this

cringe

dortmund

watch them get destroyed by stuttgart next week

nö

doesn't really matter. It was non-nigger ladies who has deiven you into shit.

There is only one type of people that has to be removed to regain control.

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>getting btfo by Schuttgart

>"In diesem Jahr beginnt für uns so was wie ein Neubeginn mit der Qualifikation. Da wird auch der Marc seine Chance bekommen. Die EM ist nächstes Jahr im Juni, Juli. Von daher ist das eine lange Zeit. Am Ende zählt immer die Leistung“, sagte Löw am Rande des Clásicos zwischen Real Madrid und dem FC Barcelona am Samstag gegenüber „DAZN“.

>Ter Stegen werde „auf jeden Fall auch ein paar Spiele bekommen“, betonte Löw und attestierte dem zuletzt überragenden Barcelona-Keeper eine tolle Entwicklung. Der frühere Gladbacher sei „die letzten zwei, drei Jahre ein super Torwart geworden“, ergänzte Löw.

Translation: Neuer will stay the #1 because he plays for Buyern.

>Am Ende zählt immer die Leistung [...] sagte Löw
Biggest joke I've heard in a while

based and redpilled

Fussballmafia DFB

>If you don't play for Buyern you essentially get no chance in the NT
really makes u think

quality goal

>hangover

Jz merseyside derby sehen

i wasnt here yesterday.
>schalke

Hannover should have kept Breitenreiter

They should have kept that dude they had when they went down
All the other coaches were just memes

slomka was the best

so with the championship and relegation decided, what's there to look forward in the league

schalke going down, affenzirkus, havertz being goat, hecking failing

Watching the Wolves secure a champignongs league spot

>salat

Awooooooooooooo

Does the mental midget Bremen user still post here?

EffZeh es numero Uno!
!
!
!

BUUUUUHHH ROTE KARTE FÜR DEN SCHEISS KEEPER!

hawakiri from pavalenka

ball gespielt

>Wolfzzzburg
>Zzzder

Is Adolf H. ready for his clash against the Italians

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>de bruyne pretending to be injured so he doesn't get exposed against Schalke

Inter too stronk

>Floppo

Theyre in terrible form, low on confidence. I believe in Bankfurt

Dirtmund and Liverpoo truly are the most reddit clubs in the world

>Werder will win the league

I want to fuck that wolf

K R U S E

>klipp
he is nothing without grosskreutz

based bremen

>he still thinks Bremen will play international football next year
L M A O

Good that they played draw. Now Hertha has a more chance for europe spot

who /women's soccer/ fan here

i only watch it for the articles

>game over
>thread dies
every time

thread was already ded

first, tell me which russian club you support

Shaktar

Ded thred

Hertha eternally choke even worse than Schalke and Neverkusen tho

Watching the athletics. Back home after dog-sitting.

post pic of denbark

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA der VfBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Didn’t take any this weekend but here’s an old one

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youtube.com/watch?v=6tNizdyx-DE

>flat nosed dog
Ugh.. really would have expected better from Denmark

Same here

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übelst überzüchteter hunt

thanks. here is a pic of my dog in return

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Damn now that's a cute dog

Quack (guac)

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that's no quack >:(

yes, it is

yes, here. please state your business.

good morning

>ciabatta with salami cacciatore
perfect breakfast desu

yes yes hello

Indeed

This is what the average /bundes/ poster looks like.

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elmautastisches Titelblatt

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post the pics of that qt with the ananas in >her butthole

not sure if you mean this but it's the only one I have

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wrong pic

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Thoughts?

I don't have any feelings in one way or the other

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Kicker? More like Ficker.

Futurama is Reddit: the show

Eintracht Frankfurt will pay below €7 million to sign Luka Jovic on a permanent deal from Benfica, says club boss Fredi Bobic.

benfica will damage control by offloading some frauds to EPLEL clubs

> Die "Bild" bringt dabei zwei äußerst prominente Namens ins Spiel. Wie das Blatt erfahren haben will, wird auf Schalke ernsthaft darüber diskutiert, Huub Stevens als Retter zurück auf die Trainerbank zu holen. Der 65-Jährige hat seit 2016 keine Mannschaft mehr trainiert und wurde im Juni 2018 in den Schalker Aufsichtsrat gewählt.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>schalke

I want Sportvorstand Gerald Asamoah and Interimstrainer Hans Sarpei at >schalke.

Italien wird fallen.

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xD

I thought he had already ended his career because of heart problems or something lol

Based Atilla.

*Aquila

>Chaos auf Schalke! Die komplizierteste
Kabine Deutschlands
Warum Trainer Tedesco an ihr scheiterte ++ Welche Rolle die „French Connection“ spielt
>Die Keimzelle der verheerenden Entwicklung auf Schalke ist unter anderem die Kabine der „Königsblauen“. Was sich dort mittlerweile abspielt, führte auch zur schwersten Schalke-Krise seit über 30 Jahren. Domenico Tedesco (33) hat trotz aller Bemühungen die Kontrolle über Teile seiner Mannschaft verloren. Grüppchen-Bildung, unprofessionelles Verhalten, beschämende Zustände.

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Hier stürmt es.

joa hier auch kollege

Hier im Westen hats vor 2 Stunden.
Erste Sonnenstrahlen durchbrechen nun die Wolkendecke.

jz 1 regensturm

we /AFFENZIRKUS/ again

Loide Loide, was geht ab?
Is denn heut scho Fassenacht?

jz 1 butterkeks mit früchtetee ja

Will women's football be ever as popular as men's?

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Jz Bohndesliga

Robert Skov

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daily reminder :^)

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>He doesn't know about Fürth, Bielefeld, Rostock, HSV, Tasmania, Duselmund, Bayer Uerdingen, etc etc

>3 right wingers
OY VEY! They should be disqualified at once!

Redpill me about Osnabruck.

Ossenbrigge a shit.

Why is there no Montagsspiel today?

yes

d. Broise fan

Brandt to Dortmund confirmed

another cold chested weak mind choker

kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/startseite/743732/artikel_tedesco-bleibt-bis-auf-weiteres-s04-trainer.html

hamburg here we come

yikes

Broise? Keine Ahnung wer das ist, bin nicht aus der gegend

>"french-connection"
>niggers and arabs
yep, checks out

FAKE NEWS!

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zoomers were a mistake

19:09 Echte Liebe

Tacky as fuck

>Zur Erinnerung: Vor drei Wochen ließen sich einige BVB-Stars einen Abend vor dem Hinspiel bei Tottenham im Hotelzimmer frisieren. Auch da ließen Witsel, Guerreiro, Bruun Larsen, Zagadou, Diallo und eben auch Sancho noch schnell „HD Cutz“ für den passenden Haarschnitt kommen. Knapp 24 Stunden später wurde der BVB von den Spurs rasiert.
kek based bild

>19:09:09 + last digits 09
Well done user

kom doch ich zieh dir 1 bombe amk

Man, halt endlich die Fresse, du Schwuchtel. Hör auf mit deinem räudigen Untermenschensprech. Selbst wenn du erst 10 sein solltest, wärst du schon zu alt, um es witzig zu finden diese Scheiße in die Welt hinaus zu rotzen. Also lass es oder häng dich auf, du infantiler Bastard.

>S T I L L reading springer boulevard, in the year 1+2018

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ja man walla brudi isso ja

back to r*dit Kevin-Pascal

back to re*dit Sören-Justus

Damn... Dylan is dead

Retarded zoomer detected.

>Little Nicky cosplay
wew lad

still a good movie tho

>he still doesnt know BILD is the best source for locker room talk
lumoring@ur l0f

wait you guys said there was no game today!! rude

elixx.me/ulazio.html

Time for the Sheffield derby

i blame jt and his shitty ass op

this! I don't mind tennis tits in the OP but this is some gay ass meme you don't even get when you browse tennis

nö. tennis is peak homosex

any general with lewd women posting is latent homosex
that's why i never leave /bundes/

hence the emphasis in tennis tits on the word tits

sup fellow dick suckers? ;)

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I HOB KA BOMMES

me neither

Have you ever read /seriea/? They constantly talk about tactics and stuff. Here it's just hamburgers and freedom fries. /bundes/ should be banned.

lemur

yes serie a is bretty good, their league is not though

Sometimes I write some tactical stuff.
t. memeverlagerungs lurker since 2011

/bundes/ surpassed tactics long ago.
we're on a whole other level

>niggers

>Ampelkarte for Green
ugh

will you be supporting HaEsVau or Sankt Pauli in the derby, /bundes/?

Sankt Pauli

Anyone but HIV.

Is Bates good enough to play in Bundesliga, if HSV get promoted?

i will support the team that bundes doesnt support

I he still plays for HIV no. If he gets sold maybe.

Hard to say. His build-up play is his weak spot imo, so I think it highly depends on what kind of football they want to play in Liga 1.
If they get promoted that is.

And it should be interesting to see if he can keep his starting spot if Jung and Papadopoulos get back from injury.

Pauli for the Fußballgott

jz 0n Gin Tonic

hsv fan here, hoping for a no deal hard brexit so that british players become neymar-worth because EPLteams have to use more british players.

222mil david bates to stoke

patrician

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. – The New England Revolution and Chelsea FC will play a charity match for the “Final Whistle on Hate” at Gillette Stadium on Wednesday, May 15. Kicking off at 8:00 p.m. ET, the match will be played against a backdrop of ongoing antisemitism and discrimination around the world with all proceeds from the match being dedicated to initiatives to combat antisemitism and all hate crimes. The initial idea for the match was developed by club owners Roman Abramovich and Robert Kraft in light of a global rise in antisemitic activity. Tickets for the “Final Whistle on Hate” will go on sale to the public on Friday, March 15.

Isn't Chelsea more of a "right wing club"?

How does a girl penis taste like?

They are a jewish club.

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>so that british players become neymar-worth because EPLteams have to use more british players.
Why is that?

idk I've only tasted boy penises so far

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Freedom of movement from EU will end. So clubs will no longer be able to sign whatever European players they want like they currently can. They will be subject to the same work permit regulations that current non-EU players are subject to.

>They will be subject to the same work permit regulations that current non-EU players are subject to.
Interdasting. How do these regulations work? Got any links?

cute panda

Non-EU Ausländer can't play for the second teams

She's speaking out of his ass. The footballjews will just have a minimum of 2 pakis and then a limit of non European players perhaps. Nothing will change really

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just google it.

it's based on international caps

must have played >30% of countries games in previous year for countries ranked 1-30
must have played >50% for countries rankes 31-70
must have played >75% for countries ranked

no i'm not you fucking moron. the regulations already exist in the UK for non-EU players. it will switch to non-UK players after Brexit

Based retard.
Do you really fink dey won't amend tha rules?

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Don't you think they've already tried? Don't you think they'd have announced any change, seeing as Brexit could come into effect within months?

thick cunt

> Brexit could come into effect within months?
And you call me a thick cunt
Lmao!!

great post!!!!
Lmao!!

nachti büsis

With great posts comes great responsibility and I just can't help but dish out the red bulls, Muhammad

ha ha
Epic!!

onoly some 20something more days then we are free.

It'll either not happen or be a brexit-lite where Britain is in the EU in all but name

The british parliament already voted against a brexit-lite.

they'll revoke their article 50 notice at the last second and vote 50% UKIP in the EU parliament elections

they will hammer out a last minute deal like always in Europe
at the least there will be an extension
i wouldn't sweat it, the eurozone debt crisis was bigger

Or I wouldn't even call it a brexit-lite. But the paper the EU and GB negotiated certainly cushions some of the negative side effects.

lmao maybe 25 years ago

They can't UKers are not allowed to vote the EU parliament.

we've got (potentially) 3 votes coming up on the 12th - 14th september

first one to accept or reject May's deal
2nd to rule in or rule out No Deal
3rd to ask for an extension to article 50

Eu won't allow it.

results:
1. reject her deal
2. don't rule out no deal
3. ask for extension
>EU says no to extension

As much as I disliked the outcoming of the first referendum, a second referendum would change nothing. Even if those retards vote for remain the next time, they would still keep on bitching and go for another referendum in 3 years time. So best thing that could happen right now is that they leave the EU, sort their shit out, and if they want to rejoin in 10 years time, fine. If not, tough luck.

i didn't really phrase it right, if we don't rule out No Deal, then that's what we're doing.

each vote happening hinges on the previous one being unsuccessful

Who is the Keith Flint of Germany/bundes? The Luke Perry?

Scooter

If we're talking about persons that probably can't remember much of the 90s because of substance abuse, I would go for Christoph Daum.

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ICH DUE DAS WEIL ISCH EIN EIN RAINES GERWISSEN ABE.

Good guys:
Stuttgart
Eintracht Frankfurt
Kaiserslautern
Carl Zeis Jena
Dynamo Dresden

Bad guys:
Bayern
Koln
Schalke
Hamburg
St Pauli

good guys teams = reddit
bad guys teams = 4channel
edgy teams: Yea Forums

kys you are self

haven't been here for the past 5 month. What's up with that 4channel domain?

4chanel is a supposed safe space which was created so that advertisers can use the blue boards

sounds pretty dumb desu

>you now remember when hiro showed up in /bundes/ and asked us to stay on topic
that was funny

>you now remember when hiro showed up in /bundes/ and asked us to stay on topic
Ummm no I don't boomer lol

>he hasn't invested into a eurocoin festgeldkonto to prepare for the brexit apocalypse

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Put your money in Bryer shares and you'll be gucci

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On that occasion we were also the first ones that asked him to nuke /wwe/ and send them to Yea Forums (rip ;_;7)

German autism has its benefits

bayern supporters aren't supporters at all, but rather customers

yes

yes

>implying there's a difference

Letze Woche wurde ich gemustertz. Kek haben mich schon vor der Eiertestung weggeschickt ;) Angeblic wegen Unnutzbarkeit. Wiege meer als ihr alle zusammen und stehe auch Schense. Das wissen die auch. Haben wol angst vor Sexfeiern.

o-okay

Based NURbros

Man, Stellung (aka Musterung) was such a wild ride
>that one complete idiot who wanders off into a restricted area because he wants to visit a friend who is stationed at this barracks
>That guy who doesn't know what a social security number is
>Doing coordinative tests on the shittiest joystick ever
>Having your balls touched (see ya later virgins)
>that one scrawny kid who pretends his dad owns a whorehouse and lets him fuck the prostitutes for free
>The fat guy who gets his high blood sugar diagnosed for the first time
>That one guy whose weird EKG curves make the doctors really nervous
>getting a sausage full of cartilage for lunch
>picking up a free can of shaving foam at the end and seeing the Oberst's face as you immediately claim conscientious objector status

Herzlichen Glückwunsch FCB !!!
Aber kleiner Beigeschmack : Wenn man sieht wie ihr jubelt, merkt man, dass es richtig gespielt ist, keiner freut sich richtig über diesen Geburtstag, beim BVB waren es einfach Emotionen PUR und die Bayern hüpfen da ein wenig rum, echt lächerlich ;D .. bisschen mit dem Mikrofon Spielen,einmal Humba vor den "Fans" .. echt Süß :))) .. da sieht man dass die Bayern gar nicht mit Herz und Seele den Geburtstag genießen.. Bei denen geht's halt nur ums GELD und nichts anderes

Enjoy your potaotes (served for agriculture). My bff told me about it and he made a biwak sucessfully. Fuck Germany and fuck Germans. An d fuck teh "Bundeswhr"

Iktf.
I was one of the very last guys that had to go to the Musterung, when it was already clear that the draft service is going to be abandoned. I still had to undergo the classic procedure, but it was clear that there won't be any conscriptions.
So after half a day of retarded questions and physical examinations it came down to.
>Herr user, can you see yourself in the military?
>No
>Okay.... You failed the drug test...
>Does this mean that I'm withdrawn from service?
>Most definitely
>kewl :)

>Not wanting to """fight""" for Germany
Why?

not everyone wants to risk his life for schlomo's interests

Wehrdienst used to be basically 3 months of basic training and 6 months of wasting time. So I thought that if I wanted to serve my country I'm better of wiping the butts of those people that rebuild germany after the war (Zivildienst).

i don't want to """defend""" germany at the hindu kush

Schlomo has the us and idf as his fighters, doubt he is interested in the bundeswehr

good night

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yes goodnight germans
although it's still early evening here