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usman and jones are psychopathic motherfuckers
they are why rules exist
based pedo proxy spammer with the new thread
>AAAAAAAAND NEW WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD MAAAAAAARTY NEEEEEBRASKA
He would have choked Machida to death to win.
Herb Dean is past it
Reminder for all the cazzies here tonight
khabib would beat him
Where are all the Asian fighters? Other than the one chink girl. Aren't Japs and Thais good at martial arts?
Woodley definitely wouldn't.
Based. It's mixed martial arts after all.
technique good no chin or power etc
The ufc is unironically racist towards asians and whites.
Imagine losing one we wuz champion and replacing him with another we wuz champion
Colby got the instant fight because they dont want that shit anymore
anthony smith truly showed the heart of a lion last night
one of the bravest performances i've ever seen
*dethrones you*
>pulses during fight week
>kicks you while you're down
>knees you in the head while you're grounded
>btfo reddit
>prays to god
*nothing personnel pussies*
Could anyone in the UFC beat them?
There's a very high correlation of lots of tattoos and never being the best
I'm certain most champions have very few tattoos, and when someone like Cody wins, he goes on to shit on his legacy very quickly
i think you'd be suprised
>I'm going to go into his face and pressure him
>does nothing but let Jon dictate everything in the fight
I got tricked by his glasses
based christcucks who do whatever they want then pray and they have no guilt because of some sort of culturally acceptable sociopathy
30%
>being sportsmanlike and correct in an entertainment business
Smith literally doesnt get it. He xod have been champion.
I unironically would.
How many fighters would have called it of after that illegal knee? I'd say many
>Do you want to setup your kids for life and ensure they have food, shelter, education, healthcare?
I like that Dana has given Colby the fight straight away
Both COlby and Usman are pressure fighters. Should be interesting.
Clarkson 2nd round KO's Jones
May gets a draw decision with Whittaker
Hammond loses to unanimous decision to Holloway
This image reminds me of when you see a guy hugging a bear or a lion.
>illegal knee
how the fuck can a knee be illegal?
this is combat.
You can't put Hammond away. He's a pressure fighter.
Ok. How can an eyepoke or nut shot be illegal? This is combat.
I agree
>2 muslim champions
>3 black champions
>1 mexican champ
>2 mutt champions
>1 white champion
what happened guys
He can't keep up with Holloway's conditioning but luckly Holloway's punches are piss week and Hammond has a good chin.
Herb Dean robbed us of a war between Askren and Lawler.
only irish and slavs can fight, the rest of the white race can think
Did you list DC as white and Dillashaw as a mutt?
>implying
Nips and Thai's make more money in ONE and Rizin'.
>4 white ufc champions
>3 slav 1 germanic possibly slav
what did the slavic race mean by this?
Why is joe rogan calling all the niggers "sir"? He didnt say sir to askren
based desu
the ufc would just be who can kick the others bollocks without getting their own bollocks kicked first
>slav
>white
habit from being polite to the guys fucking his wife
>danes
>human
It used to be allowed, caz
Still laughing at Garbrandt's tactics. How did that guy become a champ is beyond me.
He is so low IQ Dom was dumbfounded.
Dr. Pavel, I'm UFC.
Well if UFC is all about cheating now then I'm out lads. It's tennis from here on out
>elbows are totally legal EXCEPT when you throw them at this specific arbitrary angle xDD
>knees are totally legal to the head, but not when your opponent's knee is on the ground (for some reason ) xDDDD
>263 listeners
>less than 1000 people listened the only "popular" song
the hits keep on coming for tyron...
When given an equal playing field white people are not exceptional
There has to be rules for this, you fucking nagger. Kill people on the streets,
How is Ali Abdelaziz managing to wrangle all these fighters? The man seems to be an low-impulse control, illiterate baboon with no capacity for long-term strategising. Is it simply by virtue of him being Muslim (and the majority of his fighters being Muslim as well)?
How can it be illegal for me to bite a chunk out of my opponent's neck? This is combat.
Titty Milk
...
I want to simulate your death (but not doing some moves that help me)
Hello my man of colour. You mad?
think about this for women's mma
they fight naked
it would definitely make it more popular
>low-impulse control, illiterate baboon with no capacity for long-term strategising
sounds like exactly the kind of manager that brainlet MMA fighters would think is a guy that gets shit done cause he's loud and abrasive.
t. never watched PRIDE
will you fuck off already? you've already admitted you only come here for the big events, so please go back to wherever you came from.
Is his rap name really T Dubb? with 2(two) b's? ffs Tyrone
That'd be tight. Unlike their pussies. Fuck'n whores.
It's really quite simple dude. UFC doesn't want a fucking lawsuit on their hands because some dumb cokehead nigger felt like kneeing his opponents skull in. The "realness" of the sport matters less than people's lives you fucking dummy.
>Herb Dean refs 2 fights and ruins both twice.
completely ridiculous argument
you do realise you're allowed to knee people in the head, don't you?
Yes I never watched Pride events live. But I've been here long enough before /heem/ was a thing. So calm down my man of colour.
mvp vs cyborg.tiff
Wish we could turn back time
To the good ol days
>Herb Dean robbed us of a war between Askren and Lawler.
When is the last time Herb Dean did not completely shit the bed multiple times during a fight?
Despite being a filthy favela gibbon, he's the one to finally put away the Jones meme. Either end of this year or 2020. Cap this.
last night, Jon Jones took his record to 26-0
kebab's (padded) record is 27-0
how long until Jones overtakes Kebab?
You really don't see how a knee to someone on the ground might generate more force than to a standing opponent
Exactly. That would happen much more often if grounded knees were legal.
I don't know man, they've got other people around and they often brush shoulders with competent people simply to their rock star statuses with men who lost touch with their masculinity in the modern world... It can't be that simple, but I've overestimated people before. Even an illegal migrant garbage disposal worker with no schooling and who doesn't speak English wouldn't want to be represented by someone like that. Really baffles me. But you might be right...
Literally the only reason he is doing tbese big fights is because hes a black dude with dreads.
>points to the centre of the octagon
>considers suicide after abject failure
t dubb is someone else
his rap name is his social media handle: twooodley
>You really don't see how a knee to someone on the ground might generate more force than to a standing opponent
no i do not
also, PRIDE allowed it, so it has been done before
why do you want more rules in cage fighting? are you a pillowtap fan by chance?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA ROIDS HELP ME!
>if we let fighters hit each other they might get a boo boo
it's fucking bloodsport, they're getting paid to have their skulls caved in for our entertainment
No brian No chin
why was woodley so shit against kamaru poosman?
its because he smokes the reefer while working
and he is a poster boy/refree
everyone has seen him
>Jones doing a prayer after he knee'd Smith
Holy fuck, what a dumb coon. Now I see why he has a loss on his record, and rightfully so. He should have another loss on his record after that. If you can't follow the rules, you deserve to lose. And it's not even like he only did it once. What a fucking low-iq chimp.
xD so right brother amen! Die!
GETTING FLUSHED WITH THE BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Reminder Jones crashed to a pregnant woman and fleed.
no one is forcing them to fight, they knew what they were signing up for
I wonder if woodley did his club appearance last night. The thought of a depressed T Wood with 2 black eyes pissing blood crying into his drink makes me smile inside.
Ok, so you don't see how it would be easier to hit someone harder when their face is right next to their knee? Like, a fucking child could understand this dude.
>PRIDE allowed it
And PRIDE isn't around anymore.
>why do you want more rules in cage fighting?
Because it sets the sport back if people are getting their skulls caved in on every other card.
you're such an unbelievable faggot that this is your final (You)
go back to pillowtap you pussy
yeah but you want people to return and fight again, not retire after 3 figths because both of his eyes were poked out.
>why was woodley so shit against kamaru poosman?
Usman's good. Woodley's a very tentative fighter, it's like people only remember the Till fight. Against Maia, Woodley sat back and defended for the majority of the fight much like he did here, the difference is Usman is a much bigger threat wrestling wise and streaking wise than Maia, so he managed to accomplish more and essentially managed to freeze Woodley and have him second guessing everything without committing.
If Woodley came out strong early, it might have benefited him massively but that would also have sapped his cardio, whereas Usman has insane cardio. Woodley put his back to the fence early, like he does in most fights but Usman was wise to his counter power punch and was the stronger wrestler. He fought exactly how you'd need to
lawler picked up askren and ragdolled him like he was a small child
What has he ever done to you, huh? You sound insecure about something.
Nothing at all, I just like the idea.
but he hasn't even had a real fight
just meme kos
what happens when that doesn't work
Hot take: Cody is the most naturally talented fighter in the division with the lowest fight IQ, emotionally unstable and part of a terrible gym with shitty coaches.
lmao this looks fucking gay
>lose fight
>get belt
>poke eyes
>get belt
>duck opponent
Wow, truly one of the goats
I'm not talking about eye pokes or nut shots, those should obviously be illegal. But they need to allow all elbows, knees, stomps etc.
Haha got em! Ref let em die xD
>Dude xD just bleed lmao
You spergs are the reason boxing is more popular than MMA
The winner of a fight should eye gouge the losers eyes out and then spike him on the floor. Can't believe we've got redditors here now disagreeing about what all original heemers know.
Flying Knee Jones in the chin
but mma is actually safer than boxing.
You are way more likely to get CTE from boxing which fucks your life up
>You are way more likely to get CTE from boxing which fucks your life up
Show me 1 (ONE) study
Why didnt smith just hit jones, but hard?
>50-39
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Could be, but he really seemed just angry when he started his punching flurry. Can't keep his calm.
holy fuck this was funny. Post more webms like this pls
thanks
i thought woodley had enough good wrestling to defend against marty
i mean woodley pretty sure punches harder and he literally didn't follow the advice of his corner, he kept backing up to the fanece, didn't circle around, didn't leg kick
he just didn't seem normal to me
He said he wanted to fight 4 times this year so by the end of the year.
>poosman is now a champ
>somehow they managed to make an even more boring fighter than tyron the champ
The absolute state of weltershit division
That's how he fights, it kind of is normal. It's easy to think to yourself I need to get going and push forward, but he was scared of the wrestling threat and Usman was zapping him of his energy with all the clinching prior.
That's well known. In MMA ex fighters actually commentate fights, coach other fighters etc. This is impossible in boxing because < 1% of boxers make it out of their careers being able to recite the alphabet in full. Which is probably related to why everyone in boxing except the fighters, is weird ancient 50s relics.
I find it hard to believe that Jon Jones purposely fought badly or didn't go 100% against Smith.
I mean, yes, we want to believe that Jones is so much better than the competition, but I think (and he even admitted this) Smith is too experienced to let Jones walk through him.
Or maybe it's the lack of roids, pulsing isn't enough?
Thoughts on the shit performance?
They aren't coaches and shit in boxing because they actually made money and can retire to a nice life unlike MMA
yeah, I am not sure what he practices in fights, but it came off like they had a if it is not broke don't fix it approach. Then midfight they are asking him to fight completely differently than all his other fights and how he practices.
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Askren confirmed /ourguy/?
I'm rewatching it, Smith is a retard.
Cody is such a comedian
>And now I'm thinking more like a Chuck's career
>Cody 'No dad, No belt, No chin, No IQ' Garbrant
>I am suppose to be the guy to beat Khabib
>Gall couldn't even stop Diegos wrestling
>Tyron couldn't even stop Usmans wrestling
I'm screwed
It's just like the OSP fight, he kind of cruised that one too and everyone questioned him, and then he smashed DC. He smashed Gus not long ago.
It really didn't look like Jones was going too hard, he shut down Smith regardless though
>In MMA ex fighters actually commentate fights
That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with brain damage, it could just be that the industry isn't as open to former athletes. It could just be that boxers are generally paid better so they don't need to do commentary or whatever. This doesn't prove anything.
>coach other fighters
What? You don't think former boxers coach other boxers?
> < 1% of boxers make it out of their careers being able to recite the alphabet in full
I really feel like you're just pulling this one out of your ass
jesus christ
>and now im thinking im gonna have a mark hunt career
Smith could have decided he is champion. What a fucking retard.
That's a lie by the boxing orgs. They tell you you don't hear anything from fighters after retiring because they made enough money and are simply enjoying life. Sadly they're drooling in their families basement, at best working construction until their shambling gets too bad.
If they really loved boxing enough to make it their life for decades, if they have enough of an activity and intensity level to become pros, champions, why would they retire to do nothing like neets?
jones is just too lanky and got into his head in 1st 3 rounds
Ya seething fag
>no cancer kid poster boy to walk around with
based european worshipping a middle eastern jew because his ancestors got conquered by rome
i wouldn't be surprised if he unironically got stripped the next day
formerly sneed
What do you mean? he quit?
end your own life
Just got up, so think anybody brings up the illegal knee to find out what the rules are? I thought it was an auto DQ? Also if it went on because Smith said he wanted to finish then why is he the one allowed to make that call? The guy just got hit with an unblocked knee to the side of head. Should we really be going off his judgement at that time?
seethe
Kamarudeen show us da wae
Poor guy I think he would make a really good coach and he's held the belt which is great.
see
Is Ali ablilaziz the GOAT manager?
Does Colby have any chance to beat Kamarudeen?
Seething redditor
Robbie past out.
Its 'passed out' you fucking tard
unironically better than tyron
crying unhuman taco vendor
No doubt
Other than the obvious jokes, is there an actual religious reason he can't shake the hand of a woman in professional setting but he can hug and hold up the hand of a 12 year old girl? Speaking of Khabib specifically since he did both
Pride was fucking gay all you old boomers need to let it go. It was a bunch of unskilled idiots juiced to the gills kicking each other in the head.
They explained in the post interview. Herb ruled it an intentional foul and took 2 points because of that. If the doctor or Smith would say he could not continue then he would win by DQ.
Mexico is where the poorfags who can't afford to goto America go from Australia
Imagine people too shit to afford Vegas, that's Mexico
I told you fucking idiots Tyron's TDD is overrated. But for sure my guy he stopped Maia's takedowns he must be a M-M-MUNSTER.
based conservative christian mexican poster
Hence the "Lionheart" nickname. He got my respect for sure.
>getting taken down by a canadian
How embarrassing.
i unironically had a better time in mexico city than vegas
Did you see his fight against RDA to get the interim? Colby has an insane gas tank and pace combined with great wrestling. He has a very real shot at winning. Plus he will be talking shit nonstop leading up to get in Usmans head.
This was the perfect moment to drop to good respectable guy card and become one of the most hated man by calling out all the men Jon beat while he "achieved".
BOILING
the australian poster is literally the devil
in digital form
dont listen to his lies
He's been in his head since day one, he wanted to chimp at him after leaving the cage.
He continued when he should have quit to win my jones dq
True. Shit continent and conditions made whites the GOAT race despite africans having a head start of a few thousend years and achieve gracias literally nothing. Equal playing fields will be the end of whites, they need adversity
>>knees are totally legal to the head, but not when your opponent's knee is on the ground (for some reason )
t. didn't watch sakuraba vs arona
Cazzies should make some research. This shit has already been tested
>constantly touted as the best wrestler in the sport
>gets dumped on his shit and almost finished by Lawler
Khabib would quite literally kill this pube-headed fag.
askren was losing until he won
>broke the rule and got away with it
pretty high IQ and what the fuck a prayer has to do with anything? Ever heard of the crusades, dweeb?
his stand up was non existent
no head mooment, nuffin, he did wrestlefuck very good if i may say so
Will be an interesting fight, both have very similar styles. What Usman did to Woodley is exactly what Colby would have done. Pressure against the cage and use superior wrestling skills.
Okay Mohamed
Robbie would also destroy Khalabeeb like all the top 10 WW.
Don't get it twisted Woodley would've destroyed Colby, he is not Usman.
WOW!
WOOOW!
that's a big when you got there homie
Colby is running the best gimmick in the UFC right now. He might be cringy at times but it's working. In fact, Stipe could take a note from Colby, if you are getting screwed out of a title shot be loud about it and make sure the media keeps it in the news cycle. Plus don't be afraid to confront Dana and others about it publicly so that you continue to get media attention.
Kamaru 'EPO' Usman
>he can best robbie without even throwing a single punch
Pretty fucking based
>Ever heard of the crusades
what was your point?
Woodley wins the rematch
Zabit is delusional
I don't understand who you are supporting in this case
>Is that the best you got Dana?
how the fuck can a stabbing someone be illegal?
this is combat
violence in the name of god
if history upsets you thats something you should work on
They should have never taught westerners martial arts.
They dont have the physicality to hang with whites and blacks.
Who had the biggest brain last night?
Mickey "Empty the gas tank in 60 seconds because I'm a striker now" Gall?
Cody "I was on autopilot" Garbrandt?
Tyron "Literally do nothing" Woodley?
or
Anthony "I'd rather absorb 100 more strikes and make less money than take a DQ" Smith?
Tell me how you came about to be christian if not but for being conquered by spanish people, idiot
Lawler blew his load here
When they returned to the feet he didn't really go after it and was basically resting despite having Askren in a bad way
He beats both. Just like Jones, nobody can get past his reach. Except Max.
You are not allowed to bring weapons
*wins*
Cody got rocked by a clash of heads
*shoots you*
just bleed motherfucker
Chamatkar SandhuVerified account @SandhuMMA 3h3 hours ago
>NSAC's Bob Bennett says Robbie Lawler was "clearly out" when in the bulldog choke by Ben Askren.
APOLOGIZE
you fucking zip you even type italian
Commissions are stupidly stubborn and would defend a ref decision even if it was objectively 100% wrong.
They're cunts about this shit
suck my dick
Robbie is just a bad matchup. He puts on such a storm that if you don't have a quick style or one hit knockout power then you're in for a bullrush early. Askren has excellent wrestling with just enough stand up to get by. His biggest risk was always that robbie might flush him early on. Like most, I doubt Ben predicted he'd get slammed like that and he said himself it rattled him early which is also clear on the tape. However one thing underestimated about Funky is how tough he is. He fully recovered from robbies assault and even though herb might (robbies arm did look to go fully limp) had stopped it early, I've no doubt it was headed that way regardless. There was still plenty of time left in the round, and Ben had Robbie locked up and no way he was letting him go.
Nah he has pillowhands and terrible cardio, he probably decision them both
Because you can't escape from a knee on the ground. You are trapped.
There was no controversy in this, but thanks for confirming
that's how it starts you queer
>YOU HAVE TO WORK USMAN
>THIS IS A FIGHT
You are only allowed to fight with your body. Stop your non-argument before you further embarrass yourself
you dumb idiot
the catholic religion has nothing to do with violence, crusades had barely anything to do with religion and happened 500 years ago
the american is pointing out how hypocritical jbj is praying to god while cheating and doing what he shouldn't and acting as a religious man
i have no idea how you managed to connect these 2 things
Based goddard fitefan
Completely agree with all of this. What do all these Lawler dick riders and cazzies thing would have happened regardless in the next 5-15 seconds? the same thing.
If you watch Lawler in any other fight, you know he doesn't gas. He didn't go after it because he was careful of Askren's wrestling.
Is he legid?
Woodley loses to Usman 19/20 times
*rips out ulna and stabs you with it*
what the fuck are you going to do now
>thing would have happened regardless in the next 5-15 seconds
THAT'S NOT THE POINT YOU RETARD
YOU DON'T STOP A FIGHT BASED ON WHAT YOU THINK MIGHT HAPPEN
CUNT CUNT FAGGOT IDIOT CASUALS LIKE YOU ARE RUINING THIS SPORT AND YOU KEEP DEFENDING THIS SHIT
WHERE ARE THE JUSTBLEEDERS REEEE WHEN DID HEEM BECOME FULL OF PUSSY TWATS
Should have been stopped right there. Fucking bullshit, just as bad as the phantom choke which wasn't even under his chin.
>and this is my son's room, he is quite the fight fan
I'm convinced he's doing it to mock people. He has some bullshit excemption to possibly microdose and is being given a benefit of the doubt with steroids that NO other fighter has ever gotten. He has eye poked his entire career with no penalty, then last night was his best performance. Soccer kicks smith's head which is considered legal only because Smith blocked the illegal kick. Knees him in the side of the head while he's down. Then I'd have to check but if I recall Smith was sitting with him back to the fence and bones was standing and driving knees toward his head, pretty sure he was grounded then also. I don't get why Dana is allowing Jones to get away with so much bullshit at this point. It's like he's given up on punishing him.
just think of the memes that smith denied us by continuing. selfish fucking prick to be desu
>the catholic religion has nothing to do with violence, crusades had barely anything to do with religion and happened 500 years ago
What?
>In 1095, Pope Urban II called for the First Crusade in a sermon at the Council of Clermont.
>Pope Innocent III also began preaching what became the Fourth Crusade in 1200, primarily in France but also in England and Germany
>The success of the First Crusade inspired 12th-century popes such as Celestine III, Innocent III, Honorius III, and Gregory IX to call for military campaigns with the aim of Christianising the more remote regions of northern and north-eastern Europe.
Bro he took an entire round off against Cowboy in a 3 round fight.
He has to pace himself at this stage of his career
>hurts himself while celebrating
Clear sign of low fight IQ. He's just pumped atm.
How would Muslim Goku do in UFC?
that flying knee was beautiful
im pretty sure they didnt even give him a bonus
>not knowing that the first crusade was called in response to Turk expansionism
wow that's pretty low iq champ
If you look at the second camera angel, you'll see that Robbie's arm was not limp at all. He moves his arm away from Herb, and even gave a thumbs up. He was doing more by not defending the crank and letting Ben just gas himself. If Ben just held on for the rest of the round, it literally would have been better for Lawler.
What type of fish is this?
soccer kick should have been called too. you can do damage and even KO people through a block.
another roided brazilian ape that jones will make quick work of
So after the fight last night i gotta say i've taken the robbie pill
No it's just fast twitch in a division of cans.
Reyes on the other hand...
Settle down there bucko. Yes everyone knows that we will never know for sure what would happen. Just saying as far as early stops go this one was about pay for the course. You can't argue the optics of robbie arm looking limp, plus herd doesn't stop it right away. He is there for a minute and you can hear him talking, robbie might not have been out but he wasn't doing anything to show he wasn't out from the angles I saw. Didn't see him giving a thumbs up or anything and can't hear him saying he's good.
jon jones is gonna shoulder crank this dude so many times lel
He gave a thumbs up. Had Herb allowed the fight to go on, his chances of victory were pretty high - he was doing ok on the ground and had taken basically no damage
>Jones literally got caught twice for steroids
>hurr durr another roided BR for Jones
What a bunch of literal retards in this general
I don't recall seeing one and the angle I got was head on so just looked like his arm went limp. Definitely didn't see a thumbs up, but I will look for some replays to see.
Her Dean, you absolutely suck!
Are you retarded, or just a caz?
THERE'S A THUMB UP HERE
IF HE WENT LIMP HIS ARM WOULD SHOW NO RESPONSE WHEN HERB MOVED IT.
IT'S LIKE YOU FAGS HAVE NEVER WATCHED A FIGHT AND DON'T KNOW WHAT GOING LIMP EVEN IS.
DANA KNEW IT WAS BULLSHIT, ASKREN DID, ROBBIE DID. HE WASN'T OUT. HE GOT UP IMMEDIATELY.
FIGHTS SHOULD ONLY STOP WHEN ONE GUY IS OUT. IF YOU DEFEND THIS STOPPAGE AT ALL YOU'RE A FAGGOT AND SHOULD GET OUT OF THIS SPORT BECAUSE YOU'RE RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE. HAD ROBBIE ACTUALLY GONE OUT THERE WOULD BE NO ISSUE BUT HE DIDN'T SO STOP PEDDLING YOUR BULLSHIT CUNTS. BAD STOPPAGES GALORE THESE DAYS, WHAT HAPPENED TO JUSTBLEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Tyrone and Marty have the same 'supplement' providers who decided it was time to drop the ball on Tyrone for this one. You can't argue with that.
He'd do the worst out of every version of goku due to the fact his opening move would be to explode
If you're going to be a hypocrite then why shouldn't others my hue friend
Askren’s reaction to a win he didn’t deserve was some of the faggiest shit I’ve ever seen. This dude is a bitch and I hope he either retires or gets completely flushed the next time he enters the octagon
>even in slow mo the thumb comes up for a millisecond
yikes
wouldnt want you as a friend feeding me misleading shit
actually he was caught like 8 different times lmao
Stipe is too good so Dana is milking DC's eye poke to make sure he never sits on the belt again
>more than 500 years ago
there
mixing up church as an organization and the religion is pretty dumb
ur point is still unclear
i've heared enough tbqh
inshallah he would be champ of every weight class and bainsh wmma forever
tagbir
He definitely went out for a second.
Robbie implanted so much fear into Askren heart within few minutes that he is pretending like they are buddies to avoid a rematch
McGregor has tattoos so does GSP
youre probably arab so its fine for you to pray to some semite cunt god. but for europeans they need to admit they were conquered, if theyre fine with that thats fine, i just think its really pathetic
Fuck off. If you want to suck off Askren over his fake victory, go to Twitter.
>garbrandt shits the bed again
>Lawler doesn't get tko victory even though other fights would have been stopped
>Lawler loses even though he's not out and waiting for askren to burn his arms out
>25 minutes of marty wrestlefucking Woodley
>Jones repeatedly uses open hand with fingers pointing outwards towards Smith eyes/face even though this is now not allowed
>Jones not getting Insta dq after illegal knee and soccer kick
Shit card. Anthony Smith is an utter retard, take the fking dq win, ref should have called it without asking Smith. Herb Dean should be banned from ppv fking pothead nigger fraud. Absolutely disgusting, ufc turning into wwe with this fixing and other bullshit.
>lots of tattoos
>tattoos
>most champions have very few tattoos
>two non-champions
pick one in both example
yeah mate this isnt reddit you cant control opinions with upvotes and shit youre gonna have to form a coherent logical point before you try to act like youre right
Oh for sure just went out for a second when it wasn't under his neck and then just immediately recovered when Herb grabbed his arm.
Not like he could've just put his arms down to relax because keeping them up was doing him no favours.
OH FOR SURE STOP CONCERNING YOURSELF WITH THE FIGHT BUT START CONCERNING YOURSELF WITH MAKING SURE THE REF SEES YOU. JUST HOLD THAT THUMBS UP FOR 10 SECONDS SO WE CAN ALL SEE. 100% B, ANOTHER VERY INTELLIGENT AUSTRALIAN POST.
>”i-ish that the best you got”
>fucked up, bleeding, face completely swollen
>meanwhile robbie looks the same as he did ten minutes ago
Oh yeah, Askren had that in the bag fershure
>mixing up church as an organization and the religion is pretty dumb
you're pretty dumb. everything you think of as just "religion" was invented by the church after jesus died or is so general that it cannot be claimed to be the domain of any specific faith.
spammy is revved
Your entire argument is based on what you assume would happen next and you said this shit yourself. gtfo you retarded casual, stop ruining our sport.
Sick of this shit.
Use you eyes and you can see the arm dropping to the ground. He might have regained mind after that but he was OUT
>youre gonna have to form a coherent logical point before you try to act like youre right
you first faggot. facts are robbie didnt tap and didnt go out.
He went out. Even if you buy that he did that to expend less energy why didn't he plant out his hand on the mat or form a fist on the mat to brace himself? instead it's just a half open palm, the natural state of the hand when it's relaxed. He came too as Dean checked and released him. And don't give me that "waiting for Ben's arm to burn out", dudes an Olympian wrestler that murks watermelons with his grip strength. Go to bed Cazzie.
You haven’t made a single logical point in this thread to date. Everything you’ve said amounts to “well, in my opinion. It doesn’t matter that he was conscious.” You’re so invested in fellating your hype train that you forgot how the rules of this shit are actually supposed to work
>r-reddit!
Lmao kys
I actually thought he didn't go out until this post. That is one brief "thumbs up". I wonder if Herb moving in woke him up.
How does he maintain his base if he's unconscious?
begone you devilish anglo aboo spawn
my belief in jesus christ our almightly lord and saviour and the belief in BLACK ANGELS will not wither
you're missing the point you idiot
why did they have a Brooklyn Brawler level jobber in the main event last night?
ur mom didn't miss the point and by that i mean my cock in her vagina
What you idiots don't realise is it's barely under the neck, if not under the neck at all. He wasn't going out from that shit. As soon as Herb checked he responded fine. He never goes fully limp.
He jumps up and argues straight up after that. That very fact shows he wasn't out, he wouldn't have the presence of mind if as you were saying he went out, came to and was still being squeezed by the same choke once he came to.
>dudes an Olympian wrestler that murks watermelons with his grip strength
this might be the cringiest thing i’ve seen. you have to go back
The moment Askren let go, he went immediately to complain to Herb "Dumb Nigger" Dean. He wasn't out, just a brainlet that wasn't proactive enough in that situation
even Askren didn't say he went out you retards
pretty sure you can feel someone going limp if you're choking them out.
Askren's defence was the same shit, "well what was going to happen after that". Not ONCE did he say "yeah I felt him go out"
So you're literally objectively wrong, stop being retards. It was a bad position, maybe the tap could have come later, but it didn't and he didn't pass out so stop trying to defend it
You can't tell where the pressure was, he was out.
Have you ever seen this situation before? The guy(Robbie) doesn't remember it.
watch the replay. there's a huge gap in the in the space between robbie's head and askren's left forearm and body. you can't finish a bulldog choke like that against someone with any experience. it simply doesn't do anything except apply pressure. you're not restricting the artery on that side and you're not restricting airways. it's just a squeeze.
Lawler and Askren should rematch. They’re both my boys but one of them has to get finished for real.
youre a dumb faggot it was a reasonable mistake and I lost money on it but still live it did look like he went completely limp
herb looking at him like why didnt this dumb fucking mutt act like he was awake if hes gonna cry now
tyron.....
You're steaming. Robbie fucking blew it.
you can literally see a giant gap UNLIKE actual successful bulldog chokes like newton vs miletich. fucking cazzie piece of shit
Why does cruz always act like a cunt to Joe? It's like he's always try to test him and trying to compete knowledge with him. He asks Joe "why should he do, joe" with an annoying tone. What's his problem?
>even Askren didn't say he went out you retards
No he didn't Pajeet. Go back to fucking your cousins.
this fag on a proxy is from reddit
Current (read prime) GSP would absolutely maul Woodley
herb literally woke him up
herb " show me the replay " dean
in lawler vs askren only one person went limp during the fight and thats the guy who lost
He's mentally unstable enough to need a therapy dog with him when he goes to stores. I'm not even kidding maybe he'd be less of a cunt if the dog was on the table with him.
maybe he should of took the fight
i guess he's busy busting other black asses if ya catch my drift
Is nevada the only commission allowing replay at any time?
Yes.
No you can't see a giant gap and one of his jugular definitely could have been pressed from what we see thus his arm going lalala for a second. He was out.
that belt still looks like shit
hes gonna say it
it should be the standard desu
spammy literally doesnt watch mma
if lawler wanted to win he shouldnt have tried to steamroll askren in 15 seconds
he's just a weird guy. he got labeled "smart" and "articulate" when he absolutely isn't (his softspokenness made the retards here and elsewhere think he was) so now he feels like he has to be this cutting analyst who sees all and knows all. i don't think he's being a cunt though, he just feels like he has to really get to the correct answer in every moment of inane commentary.
based
Askren only guy with a fresh chin at age 34, god bless those asian cans he's been crushing
>i watched the video and saw the arm go limp
Are you literally retarded. My point was you can feel when someone goes limp under you, and Askren NEVER said he felt that. I thought that was clear enough from the post but you took it too literally because you're a brainlet. He never said he felt Lawler go out.
NEVER.
Also you can literally see Lawler move his hand after it goes "limp" before Herb even checks on it. On top of that, that literally is NOT the reaction of someone who just got choked out.
Stop being retarded. I don't know what's in this for you. Whether you're rooting for Askren, or Lawler, I don't care, this is about the sport and this is about abolishing shitty finishes and making sure we see fights actually play out. If you're fine with that stoppage, go watch WWE where you can find more of nothing actually happening but people acting like it did.
I will ask this again. Has Jones ever fought with the new ruleset?
Joe is a brainlet and annoying.
disgrace, disgusting, dropped
fucking based, i love brown women too
If you’ve ever heard him explain why he got into commentary it is because he said the other commentators (Rogan) did a bad job calling his fight. He said they would always call him “awkward” but. It actually explain his footwork or what he was doing. So he wants to be hyper specific in his commmentary and he resents Joe. He constantly interrupts and tries to all over people because he thinks he is the only one who can commentate “accurately”. Pretty much Dom is an autistic dork who shouldn’t be doing live commentary.
I'm not arguing it's an understandable mistake. I'm frustrated because despite it being a mistake, people are defending it as if it was the right call.
That's what's killing the sport
>Are you literally retarded. My point was you can feel when someone goes limp under you, and Askren NEVER said he felt that.
lol this mutts trying to argue that by omitting a fact the fact is therefore false
i didnt tell you what day it is, does the day stop existing?
did you think a person just sits and expels all the information you need in an interview?
this is why youre a brainlet and not a lawyer
Cody "No Brain" got caught by same punch 5 times in a row lmao
>he just feels like he has to really get to the correct answer in every moment of inane commentary
which is cunty lol
watch this if you cant see the gap and how you cant finish a bulldog choke with it then you're just a blind faggot retard who never traned
Holy shit retards are still trying to defend the Askren stoppage? I would chalk it up to shitposting but there are so many legitimate low IQ people watching mma
It is a technique of commentary that teaches the audience step by step without being hamfisted about it
you have to believe in yourself you will be mentally incapable of competing, look at smif for recent example
based GSP knows black girls are the truth
he did get a performance of the night bonus
he really is a fucking disgrace. no wonder dana was so pissed at him after the hendricks fight, gsp got a nigger pregnant
You just need a nice friendly negress to loosen you up spammy, trust me
I did watch it, I do train, I did put people as well as being put on those and I can tell you he went out the moment Ben postured up which applied more pressure to the neck. He went out.
I feel like wonderboy is a bad matchup for usman’s forward pressure. TITLE BELT BABY
ive seen bulldog chokes in the gym and this guys a fake, hes totally conscious, ive never been more sure of anything in my life
His UFC career will be all wins
For sure they did their chokes for real in the gym
Goddard is such a retard.
So can we finally acknowledge that Marc Goddard is an incompetent faggot who consistently over-officiates because he thinks he's the star of the show, not the fighters?
Literally the most reddit tier referee, he's absolute garbage.
Name 1 WMMA fighter
Zabit/Stephens should have been a five round main event on it's own card. That fight needed two more rounds. No Brain/Munhoz would have been satisfactory as the featured prelim fight. Or Misha/Walker for that matter.
Because Joe has retarded opinions and comments
ive seen bulldog chokes in the gym and this guys legit, hes totally unconscious, ive never been more sure of anything in my life
The true redpill is that Askrens grip strength is so OP he did indeed get a blood choke in that position through the jaw of Lawler.
Cody garbrant
Shut the fuck up about "never trained", nobody is impressed with your two stripe whitebelt and you sound like a douche. Both of the arteries in Robbie's neck were being restricted. One by Askren's bicep and the other by his forearm. Robbie went out, he woke up when Herb Dean moved in.
Seethe all you want, the official result reflects this reality.
>b-but Dana said
Dana, a man known for his honesty, only cares about a rematch because the "controvery" generates interest. This is the same man that praised Cody's gameplay in last night's fight.
for sure cuddling a guy against the cage and tapping his ribs is doing damage and being active my guy
If Askren and Lawler fight again it should start from the same position the first fight needed in.
The human skull is like wet clay under pressure
zabit takes his foot off the pedal last round when he has big lead to avoid risks/damage, only retards think he's getting gassed
>went undefeated in all the organizations he's been in
Based. Also Robbie and Wondermeme are probably the only ones who can heem him, maybe RDA too.
Why don’t woodley teach askren to strike well?
>finally
This has been common knowledge for a while goofball
He literally pulled Usman off of top position on the ground, brainlet.
There was no headbutt, Cody literally threw his chin into the top of Munhoz head
brainlet post
goddard is unironically one of the better refs despite his goofs
>bbbbut muh alvey stoppage
who cares alvey shouldnt have gotten dropped by and absolute bum
weili zhang
No, reddit loves him and even some people on heem defend his behavior. The man insists on injecting himself unnecessarily into the fight because he wants attention.
>remember Danny Roberts
after the anderson silva v adensaya bullshit and now this woodley "fight" proves mma is fast becoming the wwe.... even heels like colby and askren
Sorry sweetie, maybe you just spend too much time on reddit. You’re not saying anything new.
-1, almost -2 if Smith loved his kids.
Literally the post right above that one is defending him big boy.
Tiffany "Timebomb" Van Soest
He knows Joe has an explanation why and he's giving him the space to explain it , chill.
Joe - "he needs to get up"
Dom - well that is very simple thing to say that does not add much to the situation. I know Joe knows more, how do I get him to say it without coming off like an ass
Dom- "How does he get up Joe"
24-0-1-1
Considering he a bunch of bums lined up at LHW it shouldn’t be too hard. santos, walker, Anderson, Reyes
>Askren straight up goes limp for a few seconds
>herb doesn't stop the fight cause he's on the take
>Askren wakes up during gnp because he wasn't dead so of course getting punched in the head will wake him up
He needed both a delayed stoppage and an early stoppage to barely survive Robbie.
>I-Is that a-all you got?
Fuck this dadbod leddit faggot.
How does that change anything I’ve said? You’re acting like you’ve got some fresh opinion when y’dont
>hurrr but some retard disagrees
Wgaf
>robbie was waiting for his arm to get tired
After last night i have no doubt that that motherfucker is on the take.
He literally was
Angriest person in the thread.
He was resting you retard, so he could explode out rather then gas himself wrestling an olympic wrestler. Literally knocking fatskren out and then having to continue the fight kinda tired him out.
Ferguson - aspergers
Zabit - regular autist
Diego - Trisomy 21
Jones - sociopathy
Stephens - depression (faggot)
Who did I miss?
Walker unironically ends the Jon meme. He is the tall fearless brainlet we need
defend yourself at all times lmao
If it's common knowledge why is it being met with such resistance? The buttmad brit and the other guy clearly hold the reddit opinion of Goddard. Looks like my take is a bit hotter than you think. Sorry if that tickles your pickle b.
The choke was legit, but the real embarrassment is "elite wrestler" Askren getting dropped on his head like that. And his boy got outwrestled too.
It could have been stopped after Lawler teed off on him, but in fairness Askren is known for having a good chin.
Imagine being a ''professional fighter'' and bragging how the ref stopped the fight because your opponent was going to kill you.
You should watch any of his fighter from the Dana series or before. The guy is a chinlet with no ground game.
worked so hard youre shooting
I fucking told you guys. Tyron was massively overrated after catching Toilet Till and submitting him. You all seemed to forget that he cant finish a fight to save his life, even against shitty contenders.
Whenever he wants. He is a cheating freak of nature with Einstein tier fighting iq.
Don't blame him. He is in the business for the money and he sticks to a Chael's style i.e. I am the best/bring it on
He can’t KO Maia but you expect him to KO Usman you fucking brainlets?
Heem is too casual.
post slip
In all fairness he went limp and took a bunch of completely unanswered shots. Rules are there for a reason. In a ''dude lmao real fight'' scenario Robbie would have just kicked him in the head and killed him.
>The choke was legit
Robbie was fine the second he was released. His jaw was getting cranked. He wasn't out and he wasn't tapping.
archive.4plebs.org
Plenty of other examples too. You’re like the Schaub of /heem/ analysis just presenting common opinion as “controversial” to strike your own ego
The only shame is that Colby would have done the exact same thing to Tyrone and the aftermath would have been way funnier.
His arm flopping was a tactic?
>defend yourself at all times
>makes no attempt to defend himself
Woodley was not himself. Usman beat some other guy. That wasn't the true version of t-wood
Oh fer sure linking one post is a peach of an argument b. Just admit that I'm on the cutting edge of heemtheory and be on your way.
This. Colby must be kicking himself for not taking that fight.
There was nothing to defend since Askren didnt have a choke retard
Woodley was beaten by a better fighter
People were stroking Till's nuts but when Tyron dabbed on him they all just pulled a 180 and acted like Tyron was some unbeatable monster even though this was a horrible matchup for him. MMA fans never learn.
Cody - mental retardation
My boy askren lost 10 years of his life in that fight
No, Colby lacks the physical strength to do what Usman did. Colby doesn't cut much weight, he's undersized for the division.
Match Cody with Lineker next and delete him off the roster once and for all
well shouldn't have let his arm go limp like fucking Hulk Hogan in a sleeper hold in 1989, the ref doesn't have the view of all cameras at all time
It was literally the exact same Woodley we've always seen. Did you not watch the two Wonderboy fights? Or the Maia fight? In fact, this fight was essentially the same fight as the the Maia fight but if Maia was actually a competent wrestler.
>i never took any damage in my career
>got 10 years worth of cte in his first minute of the ufc
lmao
Nah I'm a Woodleyfag but he got outclassed. He wasn't blacksplosive enough, I had hoped he would do what he did in the Till fight and rush immediately and land something. He waited too long and didn't do shit
>3 posts
For sure represents the prevailing opinion my guy, hunnerd percent
harsh
Come back when you’ve got a fresh take kid.
i bet you thought conor wasn't gonna tap cause khabib didn't have it under the chin casual 205er mong
Womens MMA will be bigger than UFC in 3 years
*heems you
Look, you can argue it wasn't the refs fault, but do NOT argue it was a fine stoppage and he went out for this phantom nanosecond
>why doesn't someone just wing haymakers at jones
Imagine spending effort arguing over something thats happened and cant be changed
Are you women? Be honest is there a vagina and high levels of estrogen inside you
>defend yourself at all times
Worked, seethed, gadooshed
Robbie won the war
Only possible if that Chinese mma fighter becomes champion and causes a flood of Asian women mma fighters.
only the Dagestanis can save us now
So we can all agree Jon looked like shit last night because he is being tested by 3 different agencies now? Just like when he was natty for OSP
Imagine spending effort just to get attention on an islamic goat herding forum
He also won the blackout
He had nothing to lose
he was definitely looking softer than usual
those love handles at the weigh in were p gross
"Im going to ruin his career at bantamweight" -TJ
In hindsight he was exactly right.
So it wasn't the ref's fault, but don't argue it was a good stoppage? Who else is in the cage with them? The assistant ref should have gotten another angle? If you look like you're out and not defending yourself, you risk the ref stopping the fight. Even if you're not out. It is what it is.
he popped during fight week
Woodley won the story of the fight
Maybe it was getting knocked the fuck out on his feet that made him look like shit
it's the same shit as OSP, he doesnt wanna murder some dude who's just stepping in to be a sacrifice
even on his worst day jones could still be the best in the world
read it in "someone stole a my meatball" voice
all italians should be required to post like that
The referee made a mistake
>box jones from outside of boxing range
>literally moves it and gives thumbs up as soon as herb touches it
>''hurr his arm flopped''
Jones knows better than to over-extend himself to get a KO when he can just grind the guy down and humiliate his opponent like he was cuckolding him with his wife.
felt great to see woodley get his shit handed to him
puke doofus exposed again
people actually talking about him as the welterweight goat like those wonderboy fights never happened. made maia and till fight him on short notice on his own schedule, whined constantly
>fatskren fags are Yea Forumsies
Figures.
based italia
There is a non-zero chance this happens.
in many ways woodley is still champ
How do you think he feels right now?
let's be real, we all thought lawler was passed out watching it live
herb should have made damn sure because an extra 5-10 seconds of being choked out aint hurting anything
>literally flops his arm and regains mind after
BJM weighed in and said the Lawler stoppage was obviously not the right call. Herb himself felt regret after it
Now you can sit there behind a computer screen and pretend like you know your shit, but BJM literally wrote the rulebook and these two are the refs that have seen way more fights than you have and trane UFC. So there we go. End of discussion
>robbie fag is a le stand and bang casual
figures
And the only white fighter got heemd by the manlet mexican wrestler. The white race truly is pathetic.
askren narrowly avoided an absolute career suicide
can you imagine the shitstorm if he lost in like 30 seconds to robbie because of a fucking grappling slam?
Herb checked Lawler's hand, got a reaction from it and stopped it anyway, he made a mistake
I think Woodley was just intimated because he was up against a REAL black man
a slave raised negro vs a real african
that most really fuck with your head if you're a black supremacist like woodley
I've never seen Dana call for an immediate rematch in the press conference. He must really be mad his boy lost
probably reconsidering fighting desu
Where did you get that retard? A shitty stoppage is a shitty stoppage. Had Ben been stopped while very clearly defending himself it would have been just as shitty. Now off to mandrama with you.
The state of mma
Dominating the sport: grinding control wrestlers
Soon to be exposed hype trains: flashy strikers
The actual future of the sport: high level no-gi jiu jitsu players
Lawler made a mistake. Maybe they both did but Lawler doesn't have room to bitch.
Thiago Santos ends the Jones meme
woodley was like
>im doin this ... FOR FERGUSON
usman like
>WAKANDA FOREVER
Johnny Walker ends the Jones meme
And he didn't, he was completely classy about it.
Doesn't mean it wasn't the wrong call
Francis heems jones in first
mark
Herb is literally corrupt.
>give Askren a ''fighting chance'' while his limp body is getting pulverized by lawler
>don't give Robbie the same chance
>seething
Brock armbars DC in the last 10 seconds
A win is a win my dude
The only man who can beat Johnny Walker is Johnny Walker
wtf?
much like Jon Jones
really makes you think
robbie wasn't getting herb unironically saved him further brain damage
youtu.be
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Tyron with our boy LP
fighter with the best chance of actually hurting Jones never fought him
lawler is 36? kids geared outta his mind
>It is what it is
fucking brilliant m8 you really got to the heart of the matter
He popped my guy. Novitzky gave have some half-hearted bullshit excuse that even he doesn't believe again.
>Jon has a green light from Usada to juice as much as he wants
>he can deliver multiple illegal strikes and not get DQ-ed
He probably feels like he's in his own personal Groundhog Day or some shit, he'll just keep pushing it to see how much he can get away with.
Seething pissbabby
I wish video reviews could be used to undo clearly bad stoppages.
Robbie Lawler doesn't survive another 2 minutes of that choke, and he was going nowhere.
Don't (you) me.
who here would pay to see me heem the Aspergers serb?
>jones meme
>meme
T-this time
>he thinks jiu-jitsu will be relevant in 5 years
>mandrama fag
LMAO
wtf i hate tyron now
It doesn't feel real, but it happened. My boy got dominated and lost. Where we go from here I do not know.
you can't touch me
>He probably feels like he's in his own personal Groundhog Day or some shit, he'll just keep pushing it to see how much he can get away with.
lmao holy shit absolutely kino take my friend
HW DC decapitates Jones
Seething obese pissbabby
brainlet post
*touches u
shes so cute bros
It'll never be irrelevant. It's like a basic requirement for fighters
Where is your argument?
don't even understand the mindset of DC going for that kek
It literally wasn't even a choke. Robbie was not going to go out. Ben was just gassing his arms out.
Ben Askren can't hold that choke for another 30 seconds, he was going nowhere.
Don't (you) me.
>bulldog choke
hmm really atsroglides my astrocytes
...
All these seething incel losers making Askren my favorite fighter
at the end of the day what happened happened and it is what it is. you can't change the events that occurred and they took place and there's not much you can do about it now. those actions have been taken and we cannot take them back and it all happened in the moment.
Nice cope, BJJ has been completely figured out and is a historical footnote at this point. Folkstyle wrestlefucking is the now and the future.
Congratulations to Ben Askren for his first UFC win
SEETH
...
i'll show you fags a choke
>cope
it's just the reality. all wrestlers train it
>ref made a bad call but he just made an honest mistake so it's ok
>and actually it was a good call because bad calls that i think are excusable are actually good
damn dude you really put a capstone on this whole thing huh
Bisking going in on curls
Franks expressions "yup that just happened"
Lawler deserves the rematch
this
askren is good for ufc
but i think he kinda was exposed
he only has wrestling
i wanna see him more, and i believe if we see more hell get fucked
wrestling + god tier chin desu
MAGUMBA DECAPITATES JONES AT HEAVYWEIGHT