Fulham vs Chelsea

Why

He might spice things up a bit by bringing on pedro for willian

I don't know if to trust.

He will dominate this game, just like Sarri dominated Kepa with his shrivelled Italian penis.

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Expecting a big game from Higgy.

Starting to think top 4 might actually be achievable.

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>RLC still not starting
Fuck off Sarri

RLC did more in his first 5 minutes in the league cup final than Jorginho or Barkley did all game

Sarri is easing him back in.... His back has been fucked this season.

I can understand not being happy about CHO not starting but Ruben shouldn't be rushed.

>starting Kepa just to sub him off to show people he is still in charge
The absolute state of Sarri

If Kapo wasn't so fucking cute he wouldn't ever be allowed to start for chelsea again

hahaha really fucking creative

Wish his back wasn't an issue when he is finally getting considerations.

lads, any acestream link?

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higuain 5'
emerson 17'
higuain 22'
hazard 41'
higuain 54'
hudson-odoi 76'
hudson-odoi 80'
hudson-odoi 88'

my dad works for kepa btw

>Don't feel like watching
>Turn on 5live
>That fucking awful woman commentator

fml

>Barkley probably to do jack shit again
get away
what are the odds

>that Chelsea's midfield options of Kovacic, Jorginho and Barkley

It makes my eyes bleed every time.

>letting Barkley bully you

Nice knowing you Fulham

Time to prepare your anus Fulham

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Don't like it when Chelsea wear all blue, just wear the away kit ffs

To anus your time Fullham prepare

Since the stadiums are only 1.5 miles apart how do the locals decide which team to cheer for?

are these injuries?

Hazard just gifted Higuain a goal there lmao

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Higuain pls

Fulham are truly awful

>People can’t chanting fat bastard
It’s a trigger word for me. Don’t know why I pay for sky

Nothing more depressing when your mind says to go but your body can't anymore.

Higuain should’ve scored that. He has looked very dangerous with the little changes he has been given since he came here.

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Fulham fans are mostly incredibly posh public school boys, Chelsea have a much bigger draw from the working class areas like Brixton, Battersea, Hammersmith etc.

WAHEY

t. fat bastard

>decide which team

yank extermination when

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Do one

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I still don't rate Christensen desu

my dad supports Fulham and he's poor as fuck

So this is the Michael Jackson team?

>Brixton, Battersea, Hammersmith

These sounds like names of villages from Skyrim.

>Willian

What do you mean, "still"?

acestream://7eb514acef1568340de958c6f0b7d73642122790

What the actual fuck is that thing?

Even if he looked better recently, I don't think he's good enough to be a starter.

Higuain is a fraud

>Willian
yikes

Brixton is more like Mordor irl

Higuains hair annoys me. Shave that thing off damn it

I feel bad for balding men that just can't admit they are balding and desperately hold to the few hair they have left.

t. someone who hasn't been to Brixton in 10 years. it's gentrified now, it's a decent area these days.

why don't people like being bald? it looks cool

>kepoid

Ah yes, Kepa.

DELET THIS

Higuain around food is like R Kelly around underage girls

>kepa
I fackin swear lads

Higuain pisses on food?

he's right, just shave it off

Post pics of your food

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Yeah man when my time comes I’m gonna shave it right away even if it still is nowhere near as bad as Higuain’s case.

>kepa

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It's not that bad anymore, I was shitting myself the first time I had to go there but when I came out of the tube station it was coffee shops and uni students chilling out on the grass

MA MINDS TELLIN' ME NOOO

>Foolham

GONZALOOOO

Lot of places in London like that now. Went to Bethnal Green a few months ago and it was full of hipster bars and 'cool' young people

Just becuase a few posh kids have popped up and opened a few bars and vegetarian cafes it dosent change that the area is a dive

Based higgy

G O N Z A L O

H I G U A I N

This has all the makings of a 1-0 loss for Chelsea

Based Piguain

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Get in

Finally Higuain hits it first-time

Beautiful

BASED NUTELLA

I AM SORRY HIGUAIN IM SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU

APOLOGIZE

(you)

>higuian kissed kante's head
adorable

> the finisher of fullham

Higuain's first time finishes are GOAT

I went there years ago. The first thing that happened when I came out of the tube station was a black lad offered to sell me drugs.

>the fully eaten ham of fulham

Want to update it lad?

HIG

fuck off fulham and get relegated already, useless

His goal bonus is an extra plate at the buffet

whats your thoughts on this guy?

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G O N

APOLOGIZE

>the conquistador of craven cottage

APOLLOGISE

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higuain suck my dick lazy black argentinian. i will delectate your sperm from now on. [hey!]

>the harbinger of huddersfield

>Mouyes is actually keeping his decade promise to defend chelsea as a pundit because nobody else will

Fuck I miss him.

Reeeeee stop making me want KFC

Good post.

>tfw Chelsea don't have anyone who can score consistent blooters anymore

I miss when we have Lampard, Ballack, Drogba, Essien and Belleti

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Haha Higuain is sort of chubby compared to most other professional footballers at this level

>the mass murderer of Cardiff

Order some KFC and post pics

who the fuck is Kepa i havent watched soccer in some years

I miss him at his best but I can live without his worst.

>Chelshit

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>Kepa
SO SORRY

Sugoi defending that

Fucking hell switch on lads

youtu.be/doQTiFgHAq4

bramkarz chelsea

Sarri getting fired when?

And now they will collpase.

SUB HIM OFF

Who was marking chambers

What the fuck was that defending man

>slipping to Fulham

Kek, never change chelshit

sorry chelsea bro, I was supposed to be the one marking the back post

...

>Chelshit

My all time favourite player, shame about the fact he managed blues thougg

>kepa
Nice goalkeeping

Guess Luiz is needed.

The manager and goalkeeper of Chelsea

SAVE

>shitski

>Clappers

That’s a BIG yikes from me dawg

Calm down lads, based Higuain will score two more

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can someone tell me what sarri keeps writing down

>chelshit

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GOAL
clapping hurts when its cold :-(

His theory on why Marina brought him in at the end of the summer window.

"all work and no smokes makes sarri a dull boy"

lmao what an easy strike

Holy fuck this is a roller coaster

APOLOGIZE

CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE CHELSHITE

APOLOGISE

>to be fair you need a very high IQ to understand why Sarri plays Kante higher up the pitch

fraudulent

>Foolham

Shite

>Fraudinho scoring

Lol

SARRI’S SON

APOLOGISE

JORGINHO YES

Senpaitachi senpaitachi, chelsea are actually good now

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apologize

APOLOGIZE

Can Chelshit fans finally admit that Courtois ia better than Kepa?

N I G G E R S

What number cigarette he's on for the day

BASED SIDEWAYS TO A GOAL

Wait he isnt supposed to score or assists

Oh dear

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PRINCE GEORGE STRIKES

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NEVER DOUBTED JORGINHO

Jorginho finally unlocked

whomst art thou

*scores blooter*

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chelshit was never and will never be good

*plays a sumptuous pass to a team-mate*
*points where he wants the ball to go to next*
*passes it into the top corner*

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Wtf Jorginho got a ***shot*** on target.

>le cant close his legs man

His only attribute as a goalkeeper is being tall

shigWHYuin :(

BASED

Higuain

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHA

always rated 'im

higuain back to his world cup form

Jorginho is putting these on a plate for Piggy.

BASED Jorginho

>you are a strong independent sexy manager who dont need no kepa making his choices for him
>you are a strong independent sexy manager who dont need no kepa making his choices for him

twitter.com/JimWhite/status/1102215887766122496
kek

Higuain did the most difficult thing there

>piguain

Micro-chips
Milk
Light bulb (screw in)
Ham slices
Ketchup (Heinz)
Beers (if the boys come round)
Butter
French bread

>Higuian

Well good news is finding spots. Bad news is he's fucking up once again.

They were though

the reactions from the crowd are so in unison that it sounds fake

Sounds like Morata desu.

maybye in your wet dreams

They probably are desu exactly like Britain's Got Talent

Glad I’m no the only one who noticed that. This is why I love small English stadiums. Comfy as hell

Hello Indonesia, why is your flag upside down?

Anyone else feel kinda weird watching this? Can't quite put my feeling into thought, but something feels weird about the game.

it's a learned behaviour, everyone grows up copying the adults or older kids reacting to the match

*presses aw button*
*presses applause button*

>boo

It’s the stadium’s atmosphere

SCORE
SAM
FACKING

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> low IQ subhuman will still criticize him

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Based

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I wonder if Higuain and Willy would look like twins if he shaved his head

Higuain is already questioning Hazards decision making and he's only been there 3 weeks

put but anyone the this into game? feel feeling feels else quite my weird about this something kinda tought watching Can't.

Autism overload

RIP

>Jorginho points where the ball should go
>Barkley passes it to him instead
Think we need someone else in midfield.

Outism Averload

I actually like Barkley's passing today, he's been very smart with his movement on and off the ball

He needs to be sold, Mount can take his HG spot.

how do they record the sound of them kicking the soccer ball?

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Barkley literally offers nothing

Babel's head looks like my bull's balls after my wife is done with him

Barkley is in that awkward spot where he's too smart to play by instinct but not smart enough to see what he should be doing

>the rabbit will be ANOTHER bipedal fire/fighting starter

Second time the ball hits the ref, get it together, Scott.

just as empty too

They have microphones all around the edge of the pitch

micro inside the ball

There is hq microphones close to the pitch

Babel looks like my bull

Higgy should've never gone to italy. All those wasted years..

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

>that flag
>that post

very his like ball been and passing Barkley's off, with I he's actually movement the today on

>all those chances
>still 1-2
is chelsea just shit at finishing?

Wrote a poem lads:

FOOTBALL
PASS
SCREAM
CLAP
TACKLE
FIGHT
GOOOAALLLLLLlllllllllll.......

......

PASS
FIGHT
FEEL
BEER
SMILE
SAD
CHEER
PASSION
FIGHT

FOOOTBALLLLLLLLL

you, me, it....

football

>Barkley
>too smart
lmaoing @ ur life

>Jorginho wants to pass sideways
>Barkley (GOAT) wants to play a simple one-two to drive forward
Poopinho is a bad meme sabotaging english talent.

I genuinely think Odoi is the worst player in the Premier League

cringe

CAM ON CHELSEA SCORE SAM FAKIN GOALS

you mean Hudson-Odoi?

they bought higuain to IMPROVE their finishing
think about that

Why is fullham even trying? They're being relegated, may as well put on the B squad for the rest of the season

rincge

COME ON SEATTLE

needs more fight & win

He's pretty dangerous

Little viet cong inside the ball with a mic

Denis Odoi, plays right back for Fulham and gets skinned every time I see him play

based polish strokeposter

So are tottenham

>tfw Morata would have fallen by now and given up with an offside

Glad got Higuian even if his better years are gone.

Chebs.

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impressive technology, never knew england is advanced

kek

blues fans feel the same way

Why don't these players just pick up the ball with their hands and throw the ball into the net?

s-sauce?

chebs

They have low IQ

*passes the ball into the top corner*

Jorginho absolute madman

you should get into management
youll revolutionise the modern game

Love shallow nets where the ball bounces back out after a goal

So whats your AOTY, Yea Forums ?
For me its pic related

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i think this stadium might be comfier than the bridge

So lads, will it be Pedro or CHO who will be subbed on.

Samurai Jack

Thank you for the encouraging words. I feel like I could be smarter than half of the managers, especially that Italian boomer that just chews on cigarettes all game.

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Anyone else watching the NBC Sports stream?
Whats with that scrawny, thin american pundit with his cheesey news anchor hair, why is he always on, and why is his face so punchable?

Wait, how the fuck did jorginho scored? Where is the based Argentine webmbro to save us?

Girly Air Force. Look how much she can spread her pink butthole.

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>3 months in
>AOTY

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Quintuplets

We all look like that over here. Even the women.

youtube.com/watch?v=pi_HiInBipc

>big mac with bacon
Give please

What half-time snacks you guys having?

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>oprah pizza

fucking hell america, get it together

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Based Indonesianbro respecting goat harem

this will never not be disgusting

>The Clash

I love the atmosphere in this stadium desu

didn't notice scott parker was fulhams manager
so many former epl players who retired >recently has started managing lately
neville, lamps, gerrard, scholes, henry, parker
am I missing someone?

for me it's gay dragon

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cum

Family Guy

>fullham vs chelshit is a darby
wtf does this even mean you limey fucks

It's a great season for me, so picking one is hard. There are at least or 5 anime that could be anime of the season in any given season.
Probably Kotobuki, The world and specula is just too fun.

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Are we Liverpoolians tonight?

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Fuck off

hi otto

Mourinho

Evertonians, yes

i want to FUCK emerson!

Kepa

a derby is a match up between two teams that are competing over the same area, it usually splits the community and even families. Although Chelsea vs Fulham is probably the most one sided derby in English football.

This thread is getting weird

Christ

Must admit that this image made my penis a little bit hard. I definitely have a thing for girls in cat costume.

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>those socks on the guy

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Forgot the you

Didnt know it was raining the entire match

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zombieland

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that's a pen

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Fucking based ancient copypasta

Not really though

no era

Does the winner of this derby get a cool trophy or something?

For any other team, that run is a goal.

If Chelsea win, they’ll buy Sessegnon in the summer. If Fulham win, Chelsea will still poach him but it’ll cost extra

>clappers

Get relegated.

You now remember that Fulham made the Europa League final that one time

Scott Parker - Football Writers’ Player of the Year 2011

Why do Chelsea players look like incels?

Imagine sitting there with a clapper. Are these people aware that they look like a bunch of cunts.

Please, please, please put Callum Hudson-Odoi on this time

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>getting pushed back by fulham

Christensen looks like a heroin addict

>this match

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may I ask, what does an incel look like exactly?

Memezard off ngubu on pls

Because they are fit and rich like all incels?

They’re going to draw >us aren’t they

chelsea players

They look devoid of pussies

Did this really happen? Is that a real article?

Fulham and West Ham always turn into a world class team when they play Chelsea

what the fug Kovacic went from twink to chav in one haircut

>Kovacic on
>Pedro on
>Giroud on

a really Did? this article is happen that?

It's real
bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-42527880

Its not heroin, but actually crystal meth. take it from me. He's my wife's son

Kante is the black player with highest IQ in history of football

Based

I thought that was Messi?

That would be Makelele

>"I first heard the news about Daniel on Christmas Day and it was devastating," said Ms Browning.
>"But I think Daniel will be looking down on us and I'm sure he's up there dabbing with us."

The absolute STATE of these people

What was the worst injury in EPL history?

YIKES

*dabs on you*

When Gerrard lost his mind after the title slip
Or Cech's headcracker

Ryan Mason broke his skull and had to retire a couple of seasons ago

>getting dominated by Fulham
This is peak sarriball. Also >ngubu is finished.

He looked like a fetal alcohol syndrome kid. No wonder he liked dabbing.

>cheese

You could say Fabrice Muambas heart attack, as they abandoned the game because of it, people in tears etc

why is this thread so civilised? la liga match threads are like baboons throwing feces

>Or Cech's headcracker
I actually watched that game live. Don't really remember how scary it looked though.

Posh cunts innit

david busst

Chelsea threads tend to be pretty comfy as long as they aren't playing one of the bigger teams like Arsenal, Man United or Liverpool.

The (scouse) monkeys will be present and accounted for in the Everton - Liverpool thread.

*draws*

>that 1000 yard Parker stare

what position do you fellows reckon chelsea will finish in by the end of the season?

Liga threads are very comfy as long as you ignore Twain.

foetal

long Man they tend as or Chelsea aren't Liverpool Arsenal bigger be comfy one to threads or of like they teams as playing

lads i think indonesia is having a stroke

4th Utd
5th Chelsea
6th Arse

Thread full of spics Asians middle Easter a and worst Messi fanboys

Here we are classy like the queen

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Rudiger passing is honestly quite shit

hello I will be moving to Shepherd's Bush in London this summer what can I expect? and which team should i support based on location?

Newzealandfaggot who ruins every thread isn't here

????????????

>being autistic

a stabbing

Can't fucking stand that Reddit nigger. Runs around the ptich Like such a fag. I'd say if you played against him you'd just Wana boot him. Fuck off you run like a faggot with a but plug up him

aeinb bugistic

His passing is good, but this past month he has been looking a little bit off with the ball

Support someone who isn't in the prem you bandwagon yank.

>one chance a life
>born a manurefag

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based vietnam bro

I'd take this is Chelsea won the Europa League, just so that Arsenal are the only one left out of the Champions League again.

QPR are the local team but you'll probably see way more Chelsea fans. The area itself is a bit dated but it has a big west field shopping centre. It'll probably be one of the next areas to start getting redeveloped like crazy like Stratford or Battersea.

RARE

APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

KEEPA

boring match

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is kepa one of the greatest player coaches in history?

kek

Wtf I love Fulham now

>get hit in the head with the ball (during a FOOTBALL GAME)
>the medical staff run on like he’s been shot
You know how many times I got hit in the face with the ball on the playground? Fucking LOTS. Nobody fucking stopped play.

>Full Ham
Is there a Half Ham?

you weren't getting the ball kicked at your head by a professional athlete retard

Makes u think

And this is why you are here.

Yeah lads, I think we are back.

Some players have already been found to have CTE after death from all the headers desu

So tired of Willian’s grimace after he gets fouled

good post

phew that was a close one

>Kepa

is feeling the need to masturbate every 2 hours high test or low test?

Christensen is such a pussy

S E S S E G N O N

Reckon adama traore could be a like-for-like replacement for willian

There's been so many wrong/missed offside calls lately.

lmao

its a symptom of being a neet

I think Parker will be a good coach.

Was clearly off side though

but this was one

omla

Wasn't talking about that one you fucking idiot I was just saying it.

>wrong

That was absolutely the correct decision

Based offside.

High, but if you masturbate you becomes a low test faggot.

I can't wait for human refs to be replaced by robots.

wasn't

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gg no re

Yes, but these pros are playing with feather balls. When I was a kid you used to try and dodge the laces that strapped those frozen leather balls together or it was like getting hit with a hammer.

>this defense

Fuck glad got 3 points from that.

What an awful commentator, Northern monkey.

getting hit with a pillow or with a satin sheet doesn't matter it's the velocity that creates the force

mass does matter brainlet

yeah we're back i'm thinking

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Yes it does, if the molecules that make up the moving item warp easily when it hits you to absorb the energy of the impact.

That's why paintballs won't kill you but a bullet will.

Oh sorry, just thought you was talking about this one as it literally just happened and you're posting in the game thread! Silly me!

>implying Spurs will finish top 3

spurs won't be in the top4 but they will play in the next CL if you know what i mean