/heem/ - Nigeria Edition

Woodley didnt throw that fight

Prove me wrong.

>POTN: Sanchez + Walker
>FOTN: Cody/Munhoz
Yikes what a disaster for a ppv

This obese loser is gonna cry all year and ill be licking up his tears

He threw like one punch the whole fight

Diego's win is the most shocking thing that happened tonight.

twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/1101994133403557888

How does the rematch go?

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Give it to me straight, how blitzed is my boy Cody's chin?

dana white really wants Thiago Santos to fight jon jones

UFC is washed, time to watch meme orgs until they are replaced

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And is that out of the ordinary for Tyron Woodley?

Cody had the worst fight IQ in the UFC. Literal brainlet.

imagine poland in 1939

>Dana inadvertently admitting he made the Usman fight cause he wanted Woodley to finally lose

>we're not throwing walker in against anyone serious yet
thank god dana learned

lel and you guys Said i would læse my two bet parlay up. By having Usman to win with Jones NOT to finish Smith

The only wmma fight that was spicy was the very first one on the early prelims.

umm sweetie theres nothing unusual about throwing 10 sig. strikes per round for 5 rounds...

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Tony wins the rematch

reem-tier

Lose

Jones is too shook to fight st HW, I can't think of a better fight for him at 205.

This. It's ond thing to try and get BTFO, but Woodley did absolutely nothing. It's not that Kamaru was so good, it's like Woodley was dreaming about interdimensional nazi racist aliens throughout the fight

Truthfully? It's not that bad. He's never been out cold. It's his style that fucks him up. He leaves himself open to getting hit with the HARDEST COUNTERS and that's why he gets knocked out. If he fought more conservatively, those openings wouldn't be there and he can definitely take a moderate shot to the face, he did tonight until he took a really hard shot.

I don't know why he does this. He's so fucking fast with his hands that he doesn't need to go wild. Just look for that powerful combo then back off. Be a counter fighter. Fucking braindead retard.

Woodley threw the fight so he wouldn’t have to lose to a white boy in Askren lmaoG

why didnt the ufc jews show that the stats were so retarded during the fight lads

why didnt they want people to know how suspicious it was lads

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fucks your girl knocks you out

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Every LHW fight is a HW fight

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2/3 were spicy and the one on PPV was decent. I was just being nice.

Can Jon beat Luke at LHW?

Didn't someone say Tyrone was fighting on a broken foot?

>Dana begging Woodley to retire

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usman was not tyron

>I CANT MAKE ANYONE FIGHT

you should try offering them more money i bet they will bro

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JBJ is the most smug fucking faggot. He acts like he just got acquitted for a murder that literally everyone knows he did.

dana white targeting
mexico
puerto rico
china

Get a load of this seething cuck

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GIVE ME THA FACKIN BOI

Thawts on the Herbal Nigger?

Fights to Make after 235:
Jon Jones vs DC (at heavyweight)
Ben Askren vs Kamaru Usman
Johnny Walker vs Alexander Gustaffson

dana white blatantly saying woodley should retire lmao

>I'm so proud of him for really being a warrior
Fuck off Jon

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I was under the impression you can't win the belt off a DQ. So, Smith would have won the fight but Jon would have retained the belt, like if one fighter misses weight.

I'd gild you if I could afford it!

how fat is John Morgan

>Contrarianism
*yawn*

>Woodley is the only champ who has defended his belt and stayed in his division in the last 2 years of madness
>Yeah you know what I think Woodley needs to spend time with his family and you can't really get a rematch after losing like that

I want Usman to breed my gf

neat. what’s that book called?

If Woodley had never played the race card he'd be a very well-liked champ and possibly a drawl.

Post pics of your "gf"

*pulls guard on you*

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Why would he toss the title when he could keep making Dana seethe

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That was only 40% Usman you just saw

that second left would kill any mortal man

luke is rangy, has good boxing, good top game

IMO he subs jon inside 4 rounds

archive.org/details/AHand-bookOfWrestling/page/n73

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exceptionally fat

youtube.com/watch?v=miO4hUSdyD8

JJ is trying way too hard to be likeable

what could have been

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China cards are based with all the kung fu manlets flying around

gotta download the card just for Zabit ninja performance and to see idiot Cody Nochin flushing his career

And jones at only 40 picos. Just imagine him at full picos.

youtube.com/watch?v=F8q5nPmM1WA

Could Askren handle this level of wrestling?

Actually it was 32.87%

imagine if askren got paralyzed 15 seconds into his debut fight in the UFC kek

cool gay ass book faggot lmao.

i could only imagine how much Dana would be laughing ring side

So, what went wrong for T-Wood?

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seething non wrestling brainlet

Jesus fuck, I still don't know how he survived that.

Woodley's next 4 years

Def. Colby Covington by TKO R2
Def. Darren Till again by UD after Till beats Masvidal
Def. Kamaru Usman by UD 49-46 to win the UFC Welterweight Championship for the second time
Def Georges St. Pierre by TKO Round 1
Def. Dana White via Forced Suicide
Retires at 40
Welterweight G O A T

If someone says that herb made a bad call, disregard their opinions on anything mma related. The retardation I've seen is immense.

pre-tied bow tie
*cringe*

I feel like he's gonna that he has severe depression or something. He seemed really out of it and disinterested.

10/10 card

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another ref would have ended that shit

Dana scolded Yamasaki so hard that all other refs have been completely pussified

why the fuck would he rematch Toilet Till

fuck off back to /pol/, kid

come at me bro

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Racist Dana put something in his water

herb made a bad call
but lawler was out

Got exposed hard.

Can you believe his biggest weakness was wrestler all along?

He really fooled us with that high TDD % easy to rack it up against scrubs.

Here’s the proble with Luke, he’s got a defeatist mentality. Not only that but he’s got no chin. I mean talent wise he’s probably very smooth abs technical on the feet and his top game is savage but the dude is a fucking brainlet and is destined to get heemd.

You are the one whos seething by responding btw. Have a nice night

the game was rigged from the start

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*posts the Marquardt KO*

That would be a smart fight to take for Till in terms of rankings. Avenging his loss against a more vulnerable Woodley, to catapult him into a title shot against someone he hasn't fought. Woodley would win again though.

>luke is rangy, has good boxing
>has good boxing

>very smooth abs

>no hair

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I want to see Dana seethe.

dana said ufcs gonna CHANGE THE GAME

did he mean UFC in VR for nerds?

>Bones goes to an after party while I have to soak in this post card depression and get back to my shitty, uneventful life

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>I didn't have that extra to put him out
extra what Jon?

Jones is such an enigma. He's the worst of white people and the worst of black combined. He unironically said the word "doggone" earlier. He also has multiple DUI's.

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>enigma
no, he's just trashy and self-defeating

picograms

>robbie goes limp
>herb asks for a sign he's okay
>doesn't give a thumbs up
>is not in any better of a position
>stop fight because if he doesn't, herb will be shit on for allowing robbie to be choked to death.
I don't get it, stopping the fight after robbie went limp was 100% the right call. What the fuck is going on? Why do so many retards think stopping a fight after someone goes limp is a bad call?

Female Heavyweight division and they turn up the heat in the arena by 15 degrees before every fight.

pg

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They would have ended it right there in any other fight.

Why they let askren get away with it?

well dana white finally found a way to get rid of tyrone woodley
hes gonna force him to retirement

how come all of /r/mma are self admitted opioid addicts

fucking phone autocorrect

Jones is such a *nigger

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Apparently you're supposed to drop his arm three times, just in case he hulks up and hits the big leg drop. He looked out (and probably was), it was completely the right call in the moment.

he was defending, but it was close and if they stopped it noone'd care

Because he was still moving and the position was changing. He wasn't out cold. Just accept that robbie went limp and get over it.

and just like that, his career was over

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youtube.com/watch?v=mdU1U4hv6cE

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inb4 picograms are too high and Jones gets a NC

His arms go limp at least three times during that webmaster

I'm surprised Woodley didn't come out strong in the 1st, like he did in the Till fight to at least throw off Usman.
He backed himself up in the worst position as soon as the fight started. A bit more forward pressure would have helped volumes.

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>Journalist: "whats a whoopsie do fighter Jon"
>*jon explains"
>Journalist "oh i-i-i guesss i jsut never noticed"

why do Cazzies have this obsession with acting like theyve been watching UFC since day 1? like Chill

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m-my a-a-album and m-movies came out

dudes mentally retarded

It didn't help that he had three of the worst title fights ever in a row.

Think Askren should retire now that he has proven himself in the UFC

Because he was fighting, he didn't give up and wait for the ref to save him. He was getting punched but he was still defending and moving to a better position.

Jon is so fucking big man. Smif looked huge against his other opponents but looked so small against Jon. Who the fuck is gonna beat this guy? Probably no one

From a ref standpoint, he definitely made the right call. Playing with fire if he let's a fight go on when one of the dudes go limp from a choke.

Bork

woodlet is focusing on his rap career now

Usman vs Woodley is proof that skipping leg day is fine
Usman won through superior upper body mass

Jonny Walker will beat im in 9 seconds

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In many ways colby robbed him.

Askren won the match
Lawler won the fight

*offers you Thompson on the prelims*

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on his insta he posted a vid of him cutting a watermelon in half with that same hold

Just throw Santos in there and see what happens. Maybe he'll actually engage with jon and not play the fucking distance striking game with him like everyone else.

Lawler boomers are still seething

is this what intelligent defence looks like to hapa mutts?

whether he was conscious or not he wasnt defending himself and the fight is thus OVER

QED

We've known Herb Dean is corrupt since Conor vs Khabib.

Bless Lawler

shoutout to that one heemster the other day who spent time convincing me how Usman could win

I didn't agree at the time but we saw it play out

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I agree with you, but i also completely disagree with you and think you dont know what youre even talking about.

Squeeze till they pop

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Woah wtf, this is definitely fantastic defense by robbie.

my man i am totally understanding but i dont know what youre talking about

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You could have just said he was Australian.

*pulls guillotine twice on you*
*does nothing for 25 minutes*

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Probably the best shot. He's got that nick/Nate Diaz retardation on his side so he can't be shook

Woodley is retarded. He talked so much about his perfect opponent analyze but couldn't understand whom he is fighting. Fucking big Nigerian with great wrestling and stamina. He was talking so much shit, praised his music career and some talkshow.

Just want to remind you guys again that I told you several times that Nunes would sheem Cyborg easily and you all made fun of me.

>hes tiring out Ben here, using his head to protect the choke on his head

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i fell asleep before watching the main event
how does one watch the fights like right now
piratebay has only prelims, mma core still hasnt uploaded it
any heemer has any other idea?
maybe that russian site i forgot its name

fucking internet gets worse and worse

>studies agricultural economics
>i dont know what that is but i met its a few intro economics courses and a bunch of dumb shit like ecology
>thinks hes a business man because he has a degree that doesnt teach him anything about business

absolute state

>loses the fight
>gets granted the win
>celebrates like he won

Wh*toids are kinda pathetic, huh?

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>youtube.com/watch?v=GlKS4kkGAFU
If you ever wondered what she would sound like

Kill your firstborn, drain it's blood into the ancient Mayan skull of a female virgin and recite a specific incantation while drinking the blood and you can go back in time.

Woodley always backs up, it's more a credit to Marty for coming up with a good game plan. Woodley looked like classic woodley to me

>smooth abs
Uhhhh what?

I never made fun of you and always thought Noonie throws a smooth right hand (for a fucking dyke)

*crushes you like fruit*
instagram.com/p/BaaGGwjgCpr/

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*stop the most entertaining match*

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Marty is a simple fighter. There were no game plan. He does what he can

>Smiths standing infront of him and laughing everytime Jones hits him but NOT striking back or wrestling or going for a submission or doing anything that could be considered an 'attack'. This is a powerplay by Smith and Jones is going to verbally tap.

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Did you not see the garbrandt fight?
Dude literally took brain damage for us..

I was going to say woodley was gifted one dimensional specialist in most of his fights but that's not even the truth.

He just never had to fight good wrestlers unlike gsp. But like most wrestlers he fell in love with his right hand instead of the wrestling that made him good.

youtube.com/watch?v=BsKbwR7WXN4

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So pathetic you have to live in their country?

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Lawler let it happen. You gotta at least give a thumbs up or something if you're trying to let a guy blow his arms out

sucks that we have to wait for brock to end the mandrama shit to know if the cormier fight is gonna happen

based

based

Lawler was fine, absolute brainlet. """Elite wrestler""" gets dropped on his head in the first five seconds of the fight. Nice debut, stupid. The Askren meme is over, he was exposed as a can.

You make it sound like he's legit fucking retarded

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Occam's razor my dude

Especially after going limp

the whole world is whites country

Lets all admit together that Conor did better against Khabib then Woodley did against Usman.

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That’s not the point
Look how Askren recovered
If that doesn’t scare you then idk what to say.

Hahahahahahaha holy shit this is an actual post hahahahaha lmao

do you miss him?

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Imagine getting choked out like a bitch live on television.

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i cant let you get close to me her-

He did

For sure, it's not tight I'll just wait it out.

Yeah Conor won a round
Woodley didn't win a single minute

Santos will KO Jones

If Askren keeps getting people as ass blasted as this guy sign me up

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Who gives a fuck Jon kicks both of their asses make jones vs walker

yep garbrandt basically want to be put our of the match i mean his end game was to prove the world he has a chin but truly he does'nt

>Jones cheated to win again
How does he get away with it? It's fucking disgusting

>the virgin mutt roidrage
>the chad white technique

Will he ever make a comeback, or is he finished?

>Lawler was fine
>instead of giving thumb up his arm flops to the ground
for sure he was fine

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for sure that's the same angle and same size of robbies neck

LW Conor? No
Malnourished featherweight manlet bullier Conor? Yes.

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he literally did thumbs up

This is what would have happened to Robbie's head if Herb let it continue

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Seething Ben Canskren fans, go try to singleleg oncoming traffic. Robbie didn't tap. He wasn't out or in any danger. Herb fucked up. Askren should do the honorable thing and let Robbie beat him up again.

JBJ's pacing is god tier. He always comes out round 1 defensive, figuring out his opponents speed and timings, landing a few hard pot shots here and there. If the opponent comes on strong, JBJ pushes him against the fence and neutralizes, this is what he does whenever he senses his opponent is going to attempt an active offense. His strength allows to him never be at a disadvantage doing this. Round 2 he starts picking it up. Landing hard spinning shit on the body, oblique kicks, hard leg kicks. He makes you hurt. His reach and variety of strikes ensures you will never outpoint him. Did this to Smith. Smith was going to go for it in the third, but JBJ knew it because all his other opponents did the same. So, JBJ just leans him against the fence with the occasional takedown. Keeps drilling the body and legs, looks for openings for shots to the head when he can. By the 4th, your body is shot and Jones can do whatever the fuck he wants. If he's tired then he'll just keep it up. If he feels good then he'll try to take you out.

Such a good fighter tainted by that * forever.

Post a screenshot if you don't mind because I honestly never saw one and always support fighter safety

Coz cucks like Smith didn't ask for a dq win when he could. Muh honor.

Don't hate on Jones. Hate on the people who enable his behaviour.

He'll get tired...r-r-right?

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*is on the take*

I smell a buddy cop sitcom with these two. I mean they are basically super heros.

In many ways, Jones didn't cheat to win. He cheated to lose. To see if anyone would hold him accountable for his sins. But after realizing they were frozen in awe of his aura, he went back to torturing Anthony Smith.

Seems like only yesterday he was the champ. RIP

No, he's a faggot who ruined the UFC.

For sure my bi there was not thumbs up
Nah. The sport is pretty simple. You can't be great at everything so you need to leverage your strong side
Say that to Kevin Lee

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Askren is going to win the WW title, you do realize this right?

Is he fighting Cerrone? Was watching some random action movie and suddenly there was Cerrone on screen.

Was Robbie coked up when he said that? How are you going to tire him while getting your neck choked or jaw crushed?

>implying Askren fans are the ones seething right now
lmao you lawler boomers just got btfo today

lmao, obviously you werent around when GSP was shitting up the show with his no homo performances

Jon is allowed to test with however many picograms, this is his burden. He will forever be pulsing positive PED readings due to a tainted creatine supplement he took 5 years ago. But Jon stays strong in the face of this adversity.

I fucking hate Jones but to the people saying Ferguson has any chance against him, lmao'ing at your lives. 2 Oblique kicks and his knees will explode again. You can't front roll your way out of that match up you retard

Robbie "Jobber" Lawler

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What the fuck are you talking about

Sucks for robbie he obviously was fine after the fact but I mean the thumb was subtle

Robbie "Robbed" Lawler. Thumb was up. He was fine. He was seconds away from escaping and KOing askren.

Ferguson has an extremely active guard, Jon was nearly armbarred by Vitor

i never heared someone say that
what other popular forum are u visiting

mfw this actually happesn

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wow chael seems upset

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SEETHING

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Just like when that dumb pregnant bitch almost ruined his life by not getting out of his way in that intersection, haters are gonna hate and try to bring him down but somehow he perseveres

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Americans and Britbongs are asleep.

Real fite fans assemble.

sorry lads maybe I'm drunk, saw a post that said Ferguson thinking about wrestling Jones or some shit? lmao

>The Diaz brothers are faggots who fuck eachother

Yeah Chael has to chill

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he already did, maybe

Robbie Lawler deserves an apology Herb fucked up once again

Congrats, I laughed

christcucks forgive jones

eat shit, nazi faggot.

If Lawler was ever out, he'd still be out when Askren let go of the choke. Askren held the choke until Herb stopped it. He never let up. How does he go out and wake back up when the tightness of the choke never changed? Lawler popped right up the second the choke lifted, he wasn't dazed at all.

There's literally no argument against this. Lawler was never out. It doesn't matter if he "was going to lose anyway lmao" that's a literal non-argument. You have to let the situation play out.

>his arm was dangling
>I've never been a professional mma fighter but I could tell
>Anyone who knows boxing will tell you sometimes things are different from the other angle
>In boxing we always say to the fighters
who the fuck is this faggot heem

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yeah the was a post earlier with a ferguson tweet saying he wrestled jon back in the day

Johnny Walker is probably 1 win away from a title shot.

Oh yeah didn't you hear about the Jones/Ferguson sparring sessions?
Ferguson spiked Jones on his head I heard so you may be right

He deserves a NC, what kind of beta ass male is robbie for just accepting this?

Imagine getting put to sleep by a bulldog choke lol. I once had some chick at my bjj club try to pull that shit on me and I literally lifted her up and spiked her on her head. She’s a vegetable now..

real talk lads, letting a repeat offending doping nigger like Jones not only compete, but be hailed as the GOAT is infuriating but I am SEETHING that a retard like Joe Rogan can call Herb Dean "the gold standard of refereeing" with a straight face. I am fucking ropeable

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It's clear that in their relationships Tyron was the top and Askren was the bottom. At least to this point.

Do you think Ben is going to turn the tables on Tyron in the bedroom now? Maybe make him perform a rimjob while sing the "I'll eat yo ass rap" or sit on T-Woods face, applying the infamous Ass-Can choke with his buttocks and sphincter?

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Holy fuck maycee looks cute as shit in the back

Robbie shook his hand like 3 seconds after, he knows it was the right call at the time.

think im finally going to filter australians

Las Vegas mobster who helps Dana fix fights.

>get dropped on head
>get punched many times
>herb allows this
>manage to stand up, lay your fat body on your opponent
>momentarily hold his neck in an unsecured position
>herb dean sees this and instantly stops the fight, despite you not being choked at all and signaling him a 'thumbs up'

For sure it wasn't a tainted win for Askren.

based

>see you look in slow mo and for half a second and half the thumb is up you can clearly see hes awake

seething freak

> make your arm go limp
> don't respond to ref
> put thumb up just as fight is stopped
Was beat and tried to game the system to save face

As an Askren fan, I'm having a great night.

Johnny Walker is two inches taller than Jon Jones, and he only gives up two and a half inches in reach

Who the fuck is saying he was out I just see people saying he looked like he was before it was stopped

I fucking hate Ngannou but to the people saying Max Holloway has any chance against him, lmao'ing at your lives. 2 falling back jabs and his brain cells will stroke out again. You can't volume strike your way out of that match up you retard

>implying Dana isn't going to try everything he can to keep him away from the title

Redemption arc Diego will beat Usman

youtube.com/watch?v=mNq4myIM7gc

Goddamn, Yoel is so fucking fast.

hot, back in my day MILF stood for Mentally Ill Ladies I'd like to Fuck

ummmmmmm sweaty? did you not see the instagram post 3 years ago of askren crushing a spoiled pumpkin with a vaguely similar choke?

Robbie should have foot stomped Askren to demonstrate his lucidity.

>Dana hates Ben
>Lawler boomers trying to cope with their boy's loss unironically believe there was some kind of conspiracy to make Lawler lose

HERB
IS
SHILL

I wouldn’t mind watching Ben squat into Tyron’s thick penis. You just know he’s got girth all black guys do.

Dean couldn't see it because he was looking from above. He should have just check his face expression.
I don't even think it was his fault. The side ref should have done everything to let Herb know Robbie is ok. And they just ignored his movements completely waiting for his verbal response he couldn't deliver because his mouth was squeezed
You can see he is conscious because his arm in unnatural position
You have a better angle where Herb doesn't block the camera when he checks for Lawler I am ready to see it

nah, Rockhold is just garbage

Askren didn't do himself any favors shaping up to Dana, that bald gambling addict faggot holds grudges like a Spanish abuela

Lawler tapped

Ben let go

Lawler pretended he didnt tap and wasnt KO

#word

Luke will have a stronger chin at LHW and will avenge DC.

This. Woodley fucked up by making the title his only compelling feature. Woodley is fucked and will never gets note able fight again. Learn a lesson from this.

Don't be a boring cocky asshole that picks your spots

GAAAADOOOOOOOOSSHHHHHHHHHH

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I think Herb Dean smokes too much weed he forgets that he is the ref then makes panic calls it has happened multiple times.

Can someone explain me what all this anti-aging shit was about? How can the Top 3 most CTE'd fighter in the UFC be talking about anti-aging? He'll be a vegetable by 40.

he does give a thumbs up though you fat cunt

“stop recording me” - Dana “my hooker gingerly steps out of cameras view when confronted by Colby” White

He does look like a Jamaican or something with his dreadlocks, I will look into it.

stem cells = anti ageing, generally

He crushed a pumpkin just today

He gave it under Bens body where no one could see it my man. Unfortunate

That's what got him the best nickname in the business, "Quit smokin that" Herb Dean

this picture trigger Dana White

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after pretending to be out he gives a thumbs up as Herb is stopping the fight.

there is a portugese torrent
rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5698006

The old belt is so much better.

Will he slip up and say the N word?

If Hulk Hogan's arm went limp like Robbie, it would have stopped an inch above the canvas. Then he would have stood up with Askren still on his head

hi heem braindoctor here, that "thumbsup" was a responce to getting all the air chocked out of your lungs

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I have t read comments but everyone agrees that chick was an escort i hope.

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Ben won, get over it

There's a reason they recently had him judging some fights and he's been reffing some of the biggest fights possible lately.

BREAKING NEWS: ALI CAUGHT BRIBING TYRON TO THROW CHAMPIONSHIP FOR 2 MILLION DOLLARS

stem cell treatment and TRT is the way and the light lad. Even Mel Gibson's Dad, at 90 something years of age went in to a clinic in a wheelchair and pushed the nurse who pushed him out the front door when he left.

I'm all for cloned stem cells from umbilical cords but that's the line I draw, can't be getting into that child sacrifice Satan bullshit

spasibo drug

Conor won the war.

affirmative action

for sureeeeee

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Usman has the gay ass new belt, while Colby has the OG belt.

This alone confirms that Colby is the real champ.

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That's not exactly how physiology works you retard. It is entirely possible to have a vessel squeezed for a moment, lose consciousness, then regain it within miliseconds once the vessel is no longer being constricted. There are tons of variables that play a part in this. It also depends on how many anastomoses he has developed over the years and how good his blood flow normally is. You're out of your league here, stop posting g.

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I don't like camera usman, i'm not racist I just don't like the blacks.

I love how on redit moments after the fight they downvoted every post calling bullshit on the call rofl. Based redit living rent free in 4chanettys pea brain

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>slip up
>implying he’s not going to say it on purpose

Chicks gotta be a whore and I'm not joking

BREAKING: COLBY TEXTED A PICTURE OF HIS BWC IN TYQUILL'S WIFE'S MOUTH MINUTES BEFORE THE FIGHT

based King Chaos

13% trying to come out

big if true

Why is it always cuck stuff with you guys?

BASED and slaverypilled

B L E A C H E D

Feel bad for literal whores that are that average looking but worse for men who pay them

Wait til you see him sitting on Mama Woodleys face in the leaks tmmw

I think Colby can flush Marty

the quality of his hookers gets lower and lower every time

this time next year he'll have two Kim Winslow looking bitches on each arm as he walks out for his Featured Prelim fight.

he did give a thumbs up though casual

why is welterweight such a wrestlefag weight class?

>when you can only afford discount prostitutes
Many such cases..

> pay
seething

Yup, if they weren’t involved she would’ve kept playing.

>If Lawler was ever out, he'd still be out when Askren let go of the choke.
Didn't you ever wrestle with your bro and choke each other out?

This would be a reasonable explanation.

*gives you a thumbs up*

>wanting to pay for "premium" vag when it's just vag you're paying for
lmao'ing at your life

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Yeah, Woodley lost on purpose so he could get revenge on him because he knows Cuckby will never get a sniff at a title shot

Including TUF, Snoozeman has 10 decisions and 2 finishes in his UFC career.

Guys, I can't help but think we're in the slightly worse timeline. The ideal timeline is the one where Smith took the DQ win. Imagine /heem/ in that timeline right now.

This isnt even a hot take. I dislike Conor but its objectively true at least Conor displayed great TDD and decent submission defense untill he gassed. Woodley got raped. Usman had one path to victory but he fucking nailed it.

kys casual

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I pay for sex in fact that’s how I lost my virginity. My favorite whores are of the Asian variety.

Woodley never got dropped and also didn't get finished. Woodley also successfully defended the arm triangle.

Woodley is only a year younger than GSP, think he just got old.

I like Colby but that doesn't mean I have to defend whores and neither do you

At this point just saying "n-word" is as powerful as the actual n-word

>hoverhand on one side
>hooker grip-fighting back on the other

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This post oozes of reddit

Can't wait for all the contrarian cazzies to turn on Ben during his next wrestlfuck.

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> I pay for sex
loser, lol. Maybe if you had some American steel sex appeal you wouldn't have to.

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gonna puke bros. i need strength

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we are in the right timeline. a retard took money out of his own hands and gave it to jones. capitalism won. communism lost. the smarter and more productive person made the money. the loser refused it and went back to their cuck cage.

Chicks with tattoos are so fucking gross and mannish.

Whats wrong with redit?

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Your mother oozes my cum.

How do I get this jaw?

Conor grabbed shorts. Also, Khabib's shot isn't that good. Conor also got dropped by the guy with weird punching form.

Woodley got worked but at least he didn't do stupid shit like open with a flying knee on the first takedown against a guy who shoots high crotches all the time.

grody

> seething nazi faggot

So is Askren vs Usman confirmed?

god white males are beautiful. when was the last time the ufc had an all white panel discussion? never probably.

ouuuuu atleast Conor didnt get literally raped for 5 rounds for every minute

Colby Covington is like if Duke Nukem was FtM transgender.

>Tyron suffering under the spotlight
>Colby barking in the darkness
It's like pottery

>striking? no thanks I'd rather watch 25 minutes of position control

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You'll feel better if you just puke. Do it and get decent sleep after. Otherwise you'll suffer and get no rest. Don't make it a habit.

Which one?

Over night.

Yeah no, he was severely overrated. Didn't really beat Thompson either. Or Gastelum.

He'll be back

Ngubu will probably fail his drug test anyway. (srs)

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check out the big brain on brad

>muh reddit

Also Marc Goddard was fucking awful today jesus christ.

When Usman was up there on the post fight presser talking about how his village in nigeria had no running water... I feel like hes going to get exposed for being a liar soon.

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...

Mediocre strikers trading 1-2s for 15 minutes is boring as fuck too
It's MIXED martial arts ans Kamarudeen "The Nigerian Dream" Usman mixed them all tonight, Lagos bless.

Why? were you unironcally enjoying Usman humping woodley on the cage and doing fuck all else? you gotta do something

Jones won the decision. Smith won the fight by being honorable and not taking the DQ.

you are a reddit queer who thinks women are equal to men

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He's probably legit but I meant when you're a little kid like he was you don't have persecetive and normally don't give a shit about socioeconomic stuff until you're trying to profit off of it

Aint the apehooper Hakeem already "the Dream". Pretty sure hes Nigerian too lol

>honourable

when did honourable become a synonym for retarded? he had Jones beat if he pretended he got brained

Nice spacing retard. Click back to your Reddit tab

Jones won the battle by exploiting Smith's misplaced sense of honour

*curls up like a baby*

Usman never took any risks and never came close to a finish. He will just be another forgettable champ.

He literally talks about having to carry water back from the well to his village and all the hardship he had. Im not convinced of any of it. Hes going to get exposed

I just paid for my kids college with honour! Fuck money!

seething commie posters afraid of getting paid for their work. these people have a slave mentality.

Excited for Usman vs Covington
Fingers crossed they get a quick turnaround on that one, International Fight Week maybe?

Wrong. Jones won the decision, but Smith won the story of the fight

Jon knew how honorable he was and used his honor as a weapon

Hakeems one of us bro

He was hitting him you fucking retard. JBJ was literally doing less on the cage and didnt get separated. I didnt enjoy it,but he was actually hitting him with body shots, and even nearly koed him in r4. Telling a guy "to fight" as he dominates the champ is retarded lol. And i fucking hate Usman too lmao hes boring as shit, but so are Askren and Colby.

Ben won the fight but Colby won the night

This. Only rich africans make it to the USA.
Also he's obviously fairly smart for an african, so there's no way they were'nt upper class.

He probably did but he probably didn't hate it at the time and it probably wasn't that bad is my point. Doesn't really sound terrible even

>Usman never took any risks

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He literally dominated the untakedownable champion with a bunch of defenses. Lol.

MATCHES TO MAKE AFTER UFC 235:
Jon Jones vs Daniel Cormier (or Thiago Santos)
Anthony Smith vs Jan Blachowicz
Kamaru Usman vs Colby Covington
Tyron Woodley vs Rafael dos Anjos
Ben Askren vs Robbie Lawler II
Welli Zhang vs Claudia Gadelha
Tecia Torres vs Cortney Casey
Pedro Munhoz vs Lineker/Sandhagen winner
Cody Garbrandt vs Sergio Pettis
Zabit Magomedsharipov vs Frankie Edgar
Jeremy Stephens vs Chan Sung Jung
Johnny Walker vs Krylov/St Preux winner
Misha Cirkinov vs Jimi Manuwa

Take a deep breath, you sound assblasted af for some reason with the name calling

im still shocked woodley didnt drop

>never came close to a finish

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all of africa is a shithole, nobody cares anymore

the sympathy well has run dry africa im telling you now its been over 40 years of crying poor

>trading with an opponent paid to lose
>risk

the risk is he swung some sloppy pillow fists?

Usmans Tank is fucking illegal, especially considering he takes the first 4 rounds to gas you out.... Prime GSP gets fucked up by this GIGA NIGGA

>Has good boxing

He has terrible boxing. He has an incredible ground game and kicking game but to say that he can box is just wrong.

Musashi 101 isn't it?

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>get hit for at least 20 seconds and do nothing

for sure this isnt a fixed fight and theres never been a fixed fight in mma or boxing

i am completely convinced this was legit

>Zabit Magomedsharipov vs Frankie Edgar

Love Frankie, but I'd like to see Zabit fight a non-midget.

nobody has the bodyshots blows webm?

Tyron fucking deserved it. His whole careers hes been on his bike backing up waiting to counter and finally got an opponent down to put the pressure on him all night without fear.

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>Zabit Magomedsharipov vs Frankie Edgar
Not happening. They both train under Mark Henry

Aren't Zabit and Fronky buddy-buddy? Mark Henry gang

Im not assblasted, but its just shocking to me that ppl are saying Usman did nothing for 5 rounds lol, especially after this webm: Tbh this is prob the most exciting Usman fight we will see since his striking and gnp are average at best.

>pillow fists

Yeah kys.

based

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Africa is a big place man but I see your point

Can he beat Jon Jones who is basically Cell?

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LOL

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>stupid casuals want to see action a true fight fan appreciates 25 minutes of battle for wrist control

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i remember being a little kid and they would just constantly remind us to donate to africa and africa was fucked because of drought and africa this and that

decades later its the same bullshit

fuck it, every person has their own country to worry about

no homeless in australia or america or canada? fuck africa

Retard, the guy has the gas tank of a chainsmoker.

He only ever won fights cuz people were scared to throw at him and those that weren't got caught. Usman hugged him first and then beat the fuck out of him. Lol at people caring about Woodley smoking a BJJ guy with mediocre TDs and stand up.

He really is Cell, isn't he? Also, no. Gohan beat Cell.

sad tbqh

I unironically have grown to appreciate wrist control and when a guy can clasp his hands

nah gsp actually has legit striking and not the meme wrestlers power right. He heems Usman with ease unlike TWood who just beat favorable matchups and scraped by the non favorable one in Wonderboy.

Walker should just get Shogun
Woodley should get Ponzinibbio
Garbrandt should fight Aljamain and retire if he loses

Jon Jone will lose to the first guy smart enough to employ kicks.

>he had no tank in round 1 either
>or round 2

seething subhuman cant analyse

thank you

your mother wrist controls my penis for 25 minutes

Woodley was just this week talking about how Khabib vs Conor looked like a couple of low level middle aged fighters compared to the welterweight division's top 5

I agree. There are kids that need homes in every country but celebrities always chose foreign ones for brownie points and it's always bothered me.

Bare in mind weve only seen 30% Usman thus far

If you think that was a battle for wrist control wait till you see any combo of Usman/Colby/Askren face off lol. Will be worse then Ngannou vs Lewis

smallest calves in the game

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>He heems Usman with ease

Lol, GSP doesn't heem anyone. Usman is a terrible match up but GSP can still destroy his eyesocket.

Retard, he hugged him to death then. He opened up later cuz he was gassed.

Cody is washed TAM sparring flushed his brain

Gsp was the first to utilize karate distance effectively but he wasn't a faggit about it so no one caught on

Colby getting wraped by Usman would be gold tho

beautiful irony

yeah youre fucking retarded cunt

woodley was outclassed but he also just seemed mentally resigned, completely detached like he mindfucked himself. fuckin brainlet. maybe he was just giving his good friend ben a shot at the title

if youre looking for a weakness it has to be his legs. never once seen any fighter just chop away at him. they all try and get into some queer stand up or wrestling match

Happens to every Usman opponent.

youtube.com/watch?v=_5vncxGJ2p4

That meme is wrong. He didn't say he was holding back he said that his leg was fucked and he still big brothered Emil Meek.

I meant headkicks desu. Like when he's southpaw. It's by far the easiest shot to land. Lol.

But yeah, low kicks are an option too especially when he is orthodox.

>looking at maycey
>not looking at Blagoy

Diego Sanchez

Usman leaned away from his big right hand and woodley realized he didn't have shit against a bigger wrestler

Viola just solved woodley for you, go heem him yourself

I literally feel so bad for Woodley, he wanted to be a star so bad and would ask stuff like "why doesnt the UFC promote me like they promote Conor" like the clueness nigger he is. Fuck.... he got destroyed utterly.

Who lost the worst tonight?

Cody?
Tyron?
Smith?
Gall?

Getting late gonna put on some Usman fights to put me to sleep

Shut up fag lol

Woodley lost the GSP fight and the chance to take his WW legacy.

Smith & Usman

Gall should be cut
Cody is 1 away from being cut
Tyron shouldve ducked Usman like everyone else did, not really his fault
Smith did good and actually won but gave away the win

Main issue I have is that people don't seem to understand that kicks have longer range than punches.

Reminder than former lightweight Dos Anjos did a better job standing back up than Woodley did.

Tyron. He's boring as fuck, a bad Karachi up for most, acted like a fag but had the title for leverage, and now he lost it so he's going to get buried by the UFC and probably lose to some random guy in bellator in a snooze fest by 2020

Standing up is just a waste of energy 90% of the time, go train in a gym for a fucking session before giving your retarded nerd opinions online.

When is Woodley's album dropping

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cody now has a losing streak and looks like an even bigger dumbass
tyron got defeated by dana white and might have cost him his career
smith is a fucking pussy and noone will pay for his fights
gall - new fighter, noone will care

Legot can't decide. Gall lost to Diego fucking Sanchez. Cody embarrassed himself. Woodley lost a belt and his opponent broke a record against him.

Usman may be the champ but Woodley is still a successful rapper with tons of fans.

Dude, DC would beat every single guy he's beat, many of them worse.

Jones never outclassed DC.

Jon can reach your head when you can only kick his legs you dumb fuck

>people were unironically putting him in GOAT discussions for WW

you can slip up, eat a shot and get ko'd once or twice in your career or get a sly sub sank in on you and still be considered a great. be to be utterly dominated and humiliated like that for 5 fucking rounds straight in your prime? fuck off

they're all pretty god damn bad losses. tyron is definitely the most significant loss. honestly though, maybe gall. i simply don't think he belongs in the UFC.

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Reminder that Funky Ben is /ourwelterweight/

6 minutes in and it's surprisingly entertaining

He did in the first fight, I think DC only got 1 round.

Wrong it's Johny Hend- oh he's a HW now

I mean... He clearly beat him over 5 rounds IN the first fight and looked to be the better grappler then head kicked him to hell in the second fight but.... sure...i guess? Who the fuck is this retard german?

>jon will hit you 100% of the time and you can't move in and out

nice fighting style you got there faggot

Why? If you break away it isn't. Also, a guy like RDA could snatch guillotines in the process.

I never said he was GOAT, I just feel bad he doesnt get to have his make a wish tier run at being famous now. Can you even read?

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Dead on. Tyron lost the most and the hardest

when you donate more money to africa goy

lol.....

>Cody Garbrandt? Who? Don't think I've heard of him.

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I'm talking about reality, not whatever retard shut you are you weeb pussy

i wasnt saying you were. i agree he is a clueless nog as is anyone that was regarding him as a GOAT contender.

>ends khabitch, poosman, cringeby memes in one night
Thank god Tylooze Snoozley got BTFO. Tony elbowing khabitch face into meatloaf is the last step to best timeline in Nu-fc:
Gooby vs Tony vs Max; Zabit vs T-CTE; Wraslers vs each other; Bobby vs Costa; LHW "contenders" banging it out; HW Jones, DC, Mugumbo, Stipe. You know you fucking want this. Mail this script to Goof.

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You arnt going to break away most of the time, and if he gets you back down you are pretty much fucked, especially in a 5 round fight. Its a really tough position Usman puts guys in, it looks simple but I felt fucking awful for Woodley tonight.

Tyron's Vietnamese retard

listen you fat faggot you need to go back to admining reddit

i hope that kid is dead and buried in garbrandt merch

I hope all you Anthony Smith fags feel bad

Cody is just American Wandy.

will dominic cruz ever fight again?

Oh it appears im the retard. Have a good night then brother

did he beat gustafsson worse than jones did?

>Jones never outclassed DC
hmmm i seem to recall DC losing 49-46 in the first fight and going 1/8 on TDs while jones went 3/5, and then in the rematch he got death simulated and eternally PTSD'd

everything is about donating money to africa goy

>hw
Dc soon ngannou
>lhw
Jones
>mw
Rob whitkar soon adsenya
>ww
Usman
>lw
Khabib
>fw
Holloway soon zabit
>bw
Tj soon pedro or sterling
>cejudo

End of the year the universe will be balanced once no longer are whitoid champs
Black muzzy n latin champions.

Too busy fucking your mom pussy

He finally started becoming s
omewhat likeable and he gets his ass whooped. Stupid nigger

Dominick Cruz wasn’t made for battle.

>muh redit

rent free in your little fucking head you pedophile

>Cody
he fought the brainlet way like he did in the previous two fights.
>Tyron
probably the worst, dude wasn't in for a fight and got dominated for 5 rounds as a champ, almost finished in the 4.
>Smiff
did more than anyone expected and in many ways he won
>Gall
He's a can so who cares

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Woodley: Firefox
Usman: Chrome

Coherent English is one of the universal rules, shitskin,

Usman, Khabib, and Jones are white

With Woodley dethroned and Ben's big splash debut, 2019 is proving to be a big year for WW

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Only round not close was the 4th.

Read above. Also, how was he the better grappler? Cuz he took him down a couple times, most of them leading to nothing after he was utterly gassed from walking into front kicks to the body?

Hall head kicked Mousasi to hell too.

reddit freaking out itt cause someone made fun of a tranny or didnt give a black guy a high five

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stay there, tourist

I can’t wait to see gastelum wrestle fuck adesanya lol

Till is the easiest fight at 170

cope harder faggot

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Stop posting CUcc shit you fucking retarded faggot

a ppv that should have been at least a 8/10
it was 6/10

We'll see how true that is in just over two weeks on the stacked UFC London card
>tfw the original "been a fan of Masvidal since Strikeforce" poster
Doubt me now!

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Totally legal

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what happens now lads?

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The title fights really sucked the fun out of everything.

Dom 2

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One more heem.

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gets heemed by a can
rants and cries about tj vs cruz match

oh now i know why that chick on the prelims doesn't ever speak

Cody.

Yeah, I agree. Should've done more closed guard.

Point is, people consider RDA the lesser fighter and easier to hold down than Woodley, but now that Usman fought both, we know it's not true.

No. He'd kill Rashad, OSP or Bonnar worse than Jones did. Arguably, same is true for Rampage and Vitor.

Dude, stop doing the retarded "He won 4 rounds to 1" shit. How dominant were those rounds. And I don't care about marginal takedowns like sweeping the leg after catching a kick and failing to hold the opponent down for even 20 seconds.

He outclassed Teixeira, Rampage, Smith Shogun, Chael etc. He never outclassed Cormier.

I think it’s the left hand that’s in question fren

Prime GSP beats prime Woodley

18-1

Yeah, like Brunson did. :)

What a rapid fall 11-0 to 11-3

oh ho ;-)

no shit

I'm still a bit in shock
How did Woodley managed to lose so completely

where

18-0-1 buddeh

If men can fight and women can fight why cant trannys fight?

Lawler got owned. Beat down by a headlock.

> so embarrassed that you have to pretend to be out before you go out for real in order to make some controversy to save face

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Secondly, this is the first time a Henri Hooft fighter has won a UFC title right?
Possibly also the first time a Henri Hooft fighter has received Hooft's corner advice and continued winning a fight

Till will have to rematch either wonderboy or woodley with a win over Masvidal

dana white poisoned his water

Already confirmed that Colby sent him a pic of his BWC in his wife's mouth just before the fight.

He got Usmaned

Just how good is Kamaru Usman?

migrate

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I mean, he could always catch a right hook like against Serra. Woodley is like Koscheck with decent boxing and a sense of self preservation.

Watch the Rory fight.

Wonderboy.

AY YO ASKREN

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Bad weight cut?

Fighting a tough opponent who was also not a southpaw.

Woodley is a clinchlet

>khabib and zabit
>not white
??

Arnold Allen. Future champ or can?