/hoc/

*metastasizes your dressing room*

>another d man
based. watch out "best defense" calgary

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>>These communities are rejected by, or flee, their family of origin.
Now imagine calling yourself greatest country and thinking trannies are heroes and watching reality shows based on their lives.

>he doesn’t think ball hockey is good

>jumbo and pavs whoop his ass into a proper boy
ez

>a cancerous faggot and a manlet

Good luck

tavares and his band of twinks are a fucking joke

quinn hughes skating is fucking unreal. dude flows and strides out there like no one else

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>Kappo Kakka

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For, me it’s his cuts and lateral movement

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he’ll bust worse than bulju

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hahahaha why is he making that face ahahaha

>erik brannstrom

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check out this heckin primate

shall NOT be ending it all tonight lads

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gril: /hoc/
guy: Yea Forums

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shannon never has anything good to say about my team
fuck that fatty

What if she just pooped?

based

Maybe >your team should step its fucking game up.

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how do we feel about sean avery

Me on the left.

Maybe I don't care about some fat cuckold's opinion.

real pookcific hours

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how do we feel about martin biron?

This has got to be a script

he cute

>hlw
>pls send pic of bob and pusy
*no reply*
>fuck u i rape u whore
you on the left

huge faggot

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You would if he had anything nice to say about >your team.

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>be dunston

rph

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>check in

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IT'S UP
>youtube.com/watch?v=Z3XWp1SNXdI

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Would be funny if the yotes knocked the knights from the playoffs

No one cares

IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=m1hssxTzFFU

i actually wonder if this kid will make the draft in a few years

Great news boys just found out I'm retarded fuckin took the edge off

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I try to look at shit like this objectively. None of the defense men are staying with him and making their move/stopping at weird times. Will his skills translate against gaijin? Doubt it. Will he ever be big or strong enough? Maybe in Gary's NHL.

who is this fat fuck?

he needs to play in NA

knights/isles scf

shannon talks about how he wears a mens small jersey. but he looks fat. i know he's short, but he must look weird irl

/hoc/ + comfy, personified.

The kid is obviously not bad so I agree that upping the competition would help him develope. I wish him the best and hope he finds a good coach to grow him

Gary's not going to be too happy about you leaking the script

He's really fucking small. There's a ball hockey video and he looks like he's fuckin 5' flat which explain the fat ugly stupid wife. Dudes lucky to fuck anything

i'm remember this taste

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shannon unironically looks like el goblino meme

Not really but he is a fucking manlet redditor faggot that reads box scores and makers ambiguous gestures that don't mean anything and fucks some fat butch while raising her kids so for all intents and purposes he's a fucking faggot

You mad cause you can't get any.

got some from your mom and sister earlier hahahahahaha

>5'2"

he has the same beady eyes devoid of any life.

Thinking bout my next moves.

youtube.com/watch?v=fEOJQawykD0

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This is the face after 15 years of regret.

>why am I writing the numbers
>I could have been something

>being happy that he got from ugly bitches

Sharks

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shannon isn't very good at power rankings lads. starting to think he's a hack.

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Hess fucking retard that has no competition. Post to post is a thin skinned faggot that never does anything interesting and there arent other hockey channels

he adds literally nothing that a 45 second recap on TSN couldn’t provide

Where is the The /hoc/ Guy youtube channel? To preview and review every day's /hoc/ threads

>Post to post is a thin skinned faggot
so fucking true

he's really skilled but so was Linus Omark and Robbie Schremp. With todays NHL full of twinks I think he could carve out a niche

memes!

Can anyone tell me how do I keep toothpaste in the tube untill I'm done brushing?

>gook on the ice

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fucking racist scumbag

i can't decide if fleury's gold pads actually look good or they're just an eyesore that i can't stop looking at

can get around this

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they're kino with his home kit

>home kit

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yeah, you're right

i’m not black

Good night, /hoc/.

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Islanders fan here

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ding dong diddly based

based. hopefully you play the laffs in the ploffs so tavares can get curbstomped

don't fuckin go to bed cunt I just got home and want to shitpost with the /hoc/ lads

pettergod in 12 bongs

award him the calder already, no point in waiting

finna get stoned

Thinkin about hitting up ducks @ yotes tuesday night.

based

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>1pm game @ Vegas
What the fuck Gary

Neither party should want to be participating in such an act in such a place

Nice man hope you get some good deals and have fun

What the fuck are you asking?

>mfw ted gets dabbed on tonight

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Keep sprinklers from going off untill I'm done mowing.

Thanks.

made some deliccous sandy wiches and a cop of hot cofe

Gonna need a Scandinavian (You) yo ensure a good night sleep please.

sorry no scandis here right now, will a norde (You) leave you satisfied.

youtube.com/watch?v=tNz-Z3NcgR0
>he is not watching bandy

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>finland
>scandinavian
nice try juho

>canadian reading comprehension
You have to re-take 3rd grade English class Pierre.

I don’t read Finnish posts at all

>Åland is not finnish
BASED
BOMB ALAND

He was a second late the other day so I doubt it

>1 pm game
wtf if i didn't check i'd be waiting until 7 only to find out the game already happened

i gotta be honest with you guys.... i'm kinda retarded

Its sad that Bulju was a bust but I think the Oilers had a part in once again ruining a talented youngsters career.

Can we just make a rule that the Oilers dont get a first round pick ever again? I hate the fucking joke of a franchise they're running

fucking nannies AAAAAAAA

meant jannies
sorry

yknow they'll get a high pick again this draft too right. you know they'll ruin it again, right

Rob Schremp was too slow for the SHL (probably the fastest league outside NHL, but my point still stands).

This makes me so sad. And to think they had the GOAT-Gretzky aswell and theyve ran the club in to the ground after he left. The Oilers shouldve just retired after they sold Gretzky, theres no redemption for them anymore

why the fuck is craig mactavish still employed

its because of their dynasty years that katz doesnt know how to develop prospects. all those players from the 80s were drafted and then immediately played in the nhl as 18 year olds. fuhr, coffey, kurri, messier, lowe, smith, anderson, almost all their big name players from the dynasty years didnt really get "developed"

fucking retard :)

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remember when hitchpenis took over as coach said he could personally unlock bulju. he called him up from bakersfield and then only ends up playing him like 8 minutes per game. its like everybody in the organization is contributing in to fuck up his development.

Hello I come from /cric/ with a message.
Please watch our sport.

the retard doesn't want to go to ahl

stop pooping at the beaches

no hitchpenis wanted to make him his personal reclamation project.

Exactly. And they think they're a good organization, after all they won like 6 Cups. But when you got the greatest player of all time and then absolute studs like Messier, Kurri and Fuhr you're bound to win Cups barring an act of God.
Having one roster that sticks together and wins everything in their prime doesnt mean the club is run well. Just ask the Bulls what theyve done after MJ. The answer is nothing. Just like the Oilers

Exactly. Other clubs are patient and develop their prospects, the Oilers hurry to ruin them. I dont even get the rush, its not like the Oilers are competing for anything so why must you call the players up and then not even use them. Just makes no sense

Why?
Just do it and flip sand all over it.

I just want to see which poor little soul they will ruin this year

Based Ottawa

I guess there is some perverse joy of watching careers getting ruined

Åland is the only good part of Finland. Lot's of beautiful girls there also.

You do it. We are at war with an imaginary line in Texas.

You'll fit right in. What Division you in?

If they'll get top 3 pick I will fucking loose my shit

Don't worry. McDavid will be on fire now the playoff chances are practically gone. They will draft somewhere in the middle

post players who never won anything in their career aka eternal losers who will be forgotten in 5 years

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Harvard graduate Alex Killorn

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crosby is elite

When was the last time you guys played hockey?

Me? 30 minutes ago.

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I have hangover of the year

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They play hockey in Finland?

mikko
jussi
pekka

Four years ago. My goalie equipment is my basement and I haven't touched it since. It probably smells worst than you could imagine.

I guess it's a bit more of an effort to put your goalie stuff on vs. just taking your skates and stick and heading to some public game.

But oh boy would I be excited if a goalie suddenly strolled in when playing pipolätkä.

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what a based post

*pours*

ahhhh....a nice cup lets see how it brewed

*siiiiiiiiiiiiips*

Mmmmmhmmm, delicious.

Good morning, /hoc/

has a >finnish goaltender ever posted in /hoc/?

hab u tri cofe?

Are you a pic related, Tim hortons, second cup or mcdonalds guy? Or are you an insufferable hipster?

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I always go above my limits, Muhammed Ali :DD

for me its shitty diner cofe served black and luke warm

wew lad

it's up
youtube.com/watch?v=nLTEyQVSDO8

it was always my greatest fear
everyone I loved would disappear

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Very chic

mcDs > dog shit > Tim Hortons

Agreed I was very surprised how good North American McD coffee is, and how bad Tim Hortons is (year 2014).

>the only captain you'll ever be is on a roller hockey team in Albuquerque

>mfw

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Imagine not watching pohjola camp games and seeing the cream of the crop of young finnish bulls

thats because mcds took tims old coffee supplier when tims started executing all their cost cutting measures

Based McD

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Desu

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it's still the same, that was around the time mcDs first got good and Tim Hortons started to slide. it's even worse now, the regular roast tastes like water.
where do you go to get a good cup of coffee in finland?

>"Are you gonna pull those pistols or just whistle dixie, pekka?"

reminder it was brazilians who destroyed the brand

did you see the thighs on #45? that youngster will be a star

Plus pretty much every kiosk has Finnish "bulk" coffee which is more than decent.

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>3h30min until hockey

youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

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>shitcific

looks comfy, take a hearty sip for your /hoc/ friends

comfy sunday weather -11C and sunny
i hope yall are having a great day

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Curing my hangover in bed, beautiful weather indeed.

>3h30min until hockey
Good. I've been watching and masturbated to porn the past 6 hours. Need something better to do.

You might want to slow down there buddy

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what's your fancy?

Well, during these 6 hours I've gone from lesbian to milf-boy to facesitting to pissing blowjobs to anal and now I'm on threesomes.

All amateur. I try not to watch any actors.

The state of Sweden is much worse than preciously though.

Grim.

Where did it go so wrong with modern Swedish men?

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My calculations show that the decline started exactly in year 1809. What happened there?

That's a nice Volvo

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Who?

You would probably be right if Iginla was white but because he's black/indian he will be remembered.

yes

If the bleu jackies don't win tonight, I am just gonna snap.

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Sunday morning reminder that Tavares is
>laffs

no ted no!

explain this???

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Please don't post your dick again Ted

the yets are gonna beeeeeelllllowwwww them the fuck out

Absolutely disgusting

never speak ill of Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla ever again

>skärmklipp

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they will meet blues in scf, just wait ted

The Jets suck dick, just like you Sam

I love Jake Guentzel

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It's gen-z. All over the world gen-z are losing their virginity later. If I remember correctly over 20% are virgins after the age of 22.
95% of all porn, both homemade and professional are American. It should say something about the degeneracy of burgerland.

Go Caps

>bloos - teds scf
Im yawning just from the thought.

gary won't let it happen
no one would watch it

yes I know, that's the article where the skärmklipp came from. I just thought it was funny how it mentioned the "Finsex" program

tbf washington - vegas was a real yawner too

only shit teams tonight

You're team a shit

thinking about hokkei lads

the vegas hype was huge, and so was the ovi hype
don't know what you're talking about

That has nothing to do with the play on the ice

Time for pull ups, push ups and then aerobic training

>le "get gifted a competitive team" stomps through an easy western conference
>washington demolishes them
Pittsburgh - Washington was a way better series than that garbage

don't forget dips

hockey more like gay lmao

can I dip my balls in your mouth

Vegas was fucking boring in the finals

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Someone explain me hockey, is this like basketball where everyone just watches NHL and international play doesn't matter?

International play does matter, especially olympics. However there is this guy called Gary Bettman who doesn't let the best players participate in those international events.

Yearly international match AKA skoda cup doesn't matter but winter olympics does matter

It's more IOC fault tbqh

proxy off gary

The ECF was pretty great too. That Kucherov too many men goal followed immediately by an Ovi pp slapper off the faceoff was an amazing sequence.

>It's more IOC fault tbqh
How is it IOC's fault?

I'm pretty sure Gary wanted them to pay for the players' insurance and they said no

Shouldn't the national teams pay for it? :o

>don't want make nhl main sponsor
>don't want fairly share profits
>don't want pay insurances
>booo Gary bad for not stoping season while there's no mlb and nfl
>olympic hokkei is at night for NA
>booo gary man bad

Wild r back

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no the people who benefit from the insurance should pay for ie the owners

the olys give the nhl advertisering and exposure in markets that gary could only dream of hitting
the idea that the ioc/nations should have to pay the nhl to allow the players to get involved is pure greed

i wasnt aware there was olympic baseball or american football
so the comparison is moot

if anything the olys should follow soccers route and set an age limit to the participants for hockey and be done with it

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thinking about netfront presence

Back to being FAGGOT pedos

International play doesn't count for much since the world championships take place during the playoffs and so it isn't a real best on best tourney like the Olympics. World Cup of Hockey, while best on best, isn't exactly a regular thing and thus doesn't really have any built up prestige.

What I meant was there is no mlb and nfl games during february, so it's less competition for nhl.
Idea of limiting age is nice and all, but “a not-for-profit independent international organisation made up of volunteers" sucks too much coc to do so.

based and boipilled

All I want is a legitimate best on best tournament. The World Cup can fill that role, but only if it cuts out all the meme shit Team Europe and Team North America.

olympics also happen in the middle of the season, so the players are hitting their stride and have played a good amount of hockey by that time. olympics are truly the only best on best, when will gary allow it to happen again?

Hopefully never, olympics are the epitome of gay.

world cup has no value even if they remove meme teams.
players dont give a shit about winning gary bettmans capitalist bowl

Having some thoughts, but they're not hockey related.

Are they asthma related?

It has no value because they have been random gimmick tourneys. If it is established as a regular occurrence, every 2-4 years or something, and doesn't have meme teams then it could develop into something

just because you lose every time lmao

thinking about past mistakes

go craps

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CAPS BTFO

>ho1tby

>holtSHIT

meme game

>rags

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>rags

rags win 8-7 in ot

>hockey
>latvia
>finland

>tfw you will never see Svenska hockeyligan and Liiga merge as Western Conference and Eastern Conference
>amazing Finnish-Swedish rivalry during regular season whenever an eastern and western conference team play each other
>culminating into a Final between the champion SHL team and champion Liiga team after conference playoffs
>more finnish and swedish people visiting each others countries during games

why live hoc

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Shut up

>matinee metropolitan division matchups
Ewwwwww

>Capos 13-12 SO

LICK

Watch KHL and Jokerit you dummy.

>91238921
>hokkei
>muhammad

>rags
Aren't metro, guy.

Fuck up you cunt

>that cringe. Dunkin commercial

based retard

heHEY, time for the HOCK EE

I’d rather watch the metropolitan division than international hockey

shut the fuck up amerimutt

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enjoy my hairy nuts fingoloid

fuck this under siege is about to start on amc

*inhales* ahhhhhhhhhh, yes m8.

enjoy my hairy ass amerimutt

sounds like a date faggot

I'd rather re-watch the Oscars broadcast, plus red carpet, than the metropolitan division

Carolina is gay and bad at hockey.

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Since we suck now and the bandwagoners left can we chill with the >rags posting? The Portuguese shit head hasn't even been around in like 5 years

Based

but muh chicken n biscuits

This will surely have the intended effect.

cant wait, lardass

>baby shark song

I've never been more embarrassed to be a rangers fan

Where will you be when the capital’s go back to back?

>R
>A
>G
>S

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...

>tfw no stream

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Just turn on NBC lmao

doo doo doo

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Fuck the metropolitan division, I’m going to lift some weights.

>Bolgarian goalie

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enjoy watching us win another cup lmao

>shift clocks for star players on the score ticker
why

seriously how does this happen?? How? When did Bulgaria have a hockey league? How much colder are they than us??

See these are the benefits of having a state that provides for free education, athletics programmes and healthcare. Disregarding all other aspects of society.

Reddit you fucking mouth breather

>Snow storm for North East America
Y'all gonna die

Good riddance

>the caps signed jensen long term

Snow is comfy

just hit me up with a flash stream, I am too bored to browse throught hat catalog, it's not that I can't find streams, it's that the majority is not compatible with my computer. Fucking christ, how many more times do I have to repeat that, are you people dense in the head?

Just buy a better computer lmao

>some Norwegian shitting up the soccer game thread with tranny porn

Absolute lad.

Who are the other good prospect outside of Hughes and Kakko? What are the chances that the Ducks can get the 1st overall pick?

When was the last time Stanlee Cup champion suffered a sweep in r1? Help me out there bros.

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just get yourself lazyman dummy

No one fucking cares you pathetic waste of space

>the majority is not compatible with my computer
works on my machine ;-)

according to /hoc/ lazyman doesn't work half the time

the PCuck battlestation autist virgin
the mobileposting phoneCHAD

picklettes where we @

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My nigga

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Jensen and Hagelin were both solid pickups. Orpik needs to retire though, we got worse as soon as he came back from injury.

That's a hell of a lot more than you work

"good penalty killer" is just code word for shitty player who can't score

Detroit in 2003

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if you're a fucking idiot, yes

Just pay Gary then, it works 100% of the time

>t. penalty killer

did you say something amerIcan't?

whom are you quoting

>Erik Brännström
>Lawrence Pilut
>Emil Bemström
>Adam Boqvist
>Rasmus Sandin

>Rasmus Kupari
>Aleksi Heponiemi

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god

Yeah I implied that you're a lazy piece of shit, which you are.

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BROOOONS

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>rags - craps
>not playing kniggits - canuckouver at this time slot

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morning lads. making brekky. you boys want anything?

which in reality means you admire me for being a work horse.

Compliment acknowledged my emotionally stunted friend.

coffee and a cigarette

thinking bout going to the knights game but I have no one to go with and I don’t want to drive downtown

>Russian goaltending

I'll have an egg or three if you're making some.
Have a coffee here now

peeyew it reeks of debt all of a sudden

death to communists

good evening

i'll have a water please

how do you want em cooked? sausage or bacon?

based

A pub sub

give me a motherfucking cocksucking stream

>tfw you move and the Chinese takeout nearest your new place has way better general tso’s Chicken
based feel lads

arepublixchickentendersubsonsale.com
>mfw

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i'm not picky, just thankful. Sausage, bacon, whatever you're making friend

>morning
>1:38pm

grease just go to r/NHLstreams and find one there

piece of toast, heavy butter, endless coffee and irish creme, and some sausage qiesh things that are preety good

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>no sale
>had to pay 9 dollars for one
It doesn't feel good

i don't eat gook food

Here’s your stream you greasy little fuck
*pisses all over you

Why do they even bother cleaning the blood? The sweater has to be worth more.

>I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast. ...
>The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crêpes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned-beef hash with diced chilies, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of key lime pie, two margaritas and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert... Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours, and at least one source of good music... all of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.

Hunter was a fucking Champion Among Men

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>craps

too bad he killed himself like a pussy bitch

what's Halcion?

jealous of Hunter

but he was a hack

Thinking up a storm right now.

fake and gay

I sure He'll be standing by the side of God Himself, waiting for You to explain that dipshit line about his death making him a "pussy bitch"

dude lived more life than you'll even think about living; You living in a shadow, isolating yourself over the internet, pretending to be something better than what you are
but you live with that, that Disrespect for other people
Explain to God after You leave this place, what is it that makes you think You are above Others
>but muh Politics
>but muh Pastor and Book
>but I FEEL SO RESOLUTE ABOUT BEING A DIP SHIT
I feel for people like You, the stupid and ignorant.. You're all going to burn when He returns

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Good yoties!
I want to hope they can make a playoff push but you look at that roster and really wonder how they are even in it.

And is there a worse org for drafting? How many top 5 fucking picks have the yotes wasted

halcion is a sleeping pill I think

Georgiev > Lundpads

simple as

huomenta.
had a dream the islels took ~30 minutes in penalties in a single game and wes mccauley met with trotz after to chew him out and tell him to tell his players to whine about calls less.

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Just say No, children

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>So /super_comfy/

I feel like I'm making sweet love to the Universe

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Its better than neurolepts

I used to take halcion after I first left the service, Grecian
pretty bad bennies, but they worked, a the time for my anxiety
>that was a long time ago

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Alcyone is a greek myth, it's about the bird that nests in caves of cliffs next to the sea and hatches them during what you call "indian summer", a roughly ten-day period in January where the weather is good, those are called "(h)alcyonidae", days of Alcyone. The name translates to "child bearing at sea".

btw, what do you think this is going to llok like? It looks like a glorified tv movie to me.

youtube.com/watch?v=56nzs7p8lY4

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>neurolepts
that clozapine shit kill people, lad
it only take two or three tries to hook someone

it's up
youtu.be/-HfDGMwBrlg

Get a grip sverige

>Classical History, with your host, the Honorable /hoc/ Grecian

podcast now, damn it !!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you ever encourage kipshit again I'll come to your house and cut your throat.

Not long before corporations are using AI to learn your habits to have your McDonald’s order ready before you even order it.

based

>ten-day period in January where the weather is good
>implying greece is cold in winter

about fucking time

>greece is kippers
Way to show your new faggotry

>this is a bad thing

It is when they stop asking and just send you the food and charge you for it automatically and then you don't want it

Excited to watch my Nuckies get blown out this afternoon and get closer to Jack.

If the technology isn perfected then you will never not want it at that moment
You're the folks who slap humanity on the hand when they reach for the stars

>being paranoid of shit service for a product that doesn't exist yet
Ok...

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>excited for one of the worst top projected picks in a long time
You'll be lucky if he doesnt turn out like yakupov

Humanity isnt perfect
Everything we create isnt perfect
Why would this tech be the only exception?

You used to like me, but now I get the feeling that something's changed. Is it me?

hey fatlards, how are you keeping up your guts? Can you even see your dicks LAMAYO

Ty Smith WILL be ELITE

>Russia basically icing their Womens National team of pro's in 2019 Universiade while Canada uses current university players from lower level schools

Why is this shit allowed

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filtered

youtu.be/xLlsjEP7L-k

To give them a chance

>2 minutes for being a big strong chad

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OPT OUT before it's too late.

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being tall and heavy is illegal in the NuHL

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That is true. Both Canadian teams look good this year. Canadian USport men just beat Great Britain 12-0

Wilson a good boy
he didn't do nuffin
we need more hits for them stanley cups

Leaving the ice on a check is charging. Read the rules (unless you're black then have the nearest white person read them for you)

I hope his kids suffer concussion issues all their lives including one suicide from CTE at 17

Stay mad and keep your head up on the ice

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leaving the ice after initial contact is not charging. Read the rules (or have the nearest intellectually able person read them to you)

Just goes to show no matter how big and strong you are, there's always someone bigger and stronger who will put you in your place

this hit is borderline legal; he didn't take two strides and he didn't leave the ice TO hit

Grecian, are you getting attached to me?
I'm like the wind, friendo.. I blow this way and that, according to the proceedings of the Universal Truths... if I step on your toes, smack my ass to remind me not to do it again
>Who knows, maybe I'll actually listen for once

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darn, Ovechkin with the slapper

Steven's would've killed this kid
He can barely control the puck and his head is always down with it. Scotty would've given his descendants a concussion

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that glowing mean his order is ready... QUICK, LIKE A BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

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stevens would've gotten suspended even faster than wilson. just luck who he hits before being banned for life

fuck my life, did they have to wait until Overtime??? Couldn't they just do it in regulation?? Fuck this shit

everybody's like the wind in this faceless era and everybody thinks they are the only ones having common characteristics, a sign and symptom of social alienation.

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Ovi's cup would have been the Caps' second if the kike owner had paid Stevens.

ive never understood how tom went 16th overall
2012 was such a meme draft year

Ever notice how Wilson only runs guys under 200lbs? And how come he never fights Reaves but he'll drop them with a manlet? Weird how he never tries to catch Chara coming around the net with an elbow
Really makes you think

>everybody
So we at least agree on this

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the Capitals reached the playoffs with Stevens?

Hopefully it wouldve been Wilson and put his jaw in his brain

Le big guy with a tiny fraction of skill
Basically he can skate slightly better than Reeves or he would be a 4th liner for life

are you saying that wilson actually is smart?

I miss finnfu and bruinsfu

manlets deserve to be bullied

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He already got his ass beat by Reaves early in his career and has avoided fighting him since

They qualified every year he was with the team since they drafted him in '82

Hes a pussy but sure. I wouldn't expect a Swede of all people to understand toughness in this sport
Sounds like a little bitch desu

did he really have that much impact with them? I haven't followed his path with the Caps.

How mad will all these leafs be when big dick Willie gets an international callup to beat up anyone who sneezes on McGaykid?

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>51% liftetime in shootouts
shouldn't even be possible

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Live by it, die by it
Shame reaves didnt give him a conky

could her smile be any more forced?

My nigger Erik Christensen getting a shoutout

They got a free vacation at least

Well they continued to make ploffs after he left so I dont know how much was necessarily him

lmao

lel. Georgiev wanted to make this memorable

bulgarian tactics

Yikes

based rags

lol

4D chess play

It slipped out his hand

not so fast >rags

REF PUCK fucking rags

Another reason shoot outs should be banned.

>refpuck

Lol

knew people who would do the same thing in street hockey

it almost worked
>rags

holy >rags

>rags

did the on ice referees not know the rule?

I'm betting money Georgiev didn't know he couldn't do this

>the shootout is good
Ye I'm thinking sunbelters dont get to make any new rule changes

>rags
how can one team and fanbase be so SHIT?

Why was there even a question about that?

Based HQ refs correcting the fuck up.

rags much? rags much xd althought i hate both teams

>rags

They were the ones you fired shots at their neck for the rest of the day

>rags

Lol holy shit. I was gonna say just let them have it because that was so funny.

t.capsfag

the benchlicking faggot threw his stick

>expandingbulgarianbrain.jpg

>Patrick dead again

nolan patrick is dead

Jesus the refs almost fucked it up big time.

>Bulgarian intellectuals

grease you can find good streams from onhockey dot tv

just remember to have pop up blocker and ad blocker :D

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I think shootout is fine because otherwise the games could just drag on forever. At least it's better than a draw. And 3-on-3 hockey is not necessarily entertaining for more than 5 minutes.

>have a great game all day against the defending champs
>make a game saver in OT and execute a great poke check in SO
>then you just throw your stick at Ovechkin to give them the win
kek

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if he hadn't Ovie would have scored anyway, the net was wide open. 95% certain.

what did he mean by this?

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3 on 3 for longer than 5 minutes isnt really going to be that good. most teams only end up playing like the 6 same players the whole time. they wont start throwing 4th line grinders out if it gets longer.

he makes a valid point

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5 minute 4on4 then if no goal
5 minute 3on3 then if no goal
5 minute 2on2 then if no goal
5 minute 1on1 then if no goal
5 minute 1on1 with no goalie

Hello friends it's Finland here

2on2 and 1on1 is retarded

might as well just roll a dice to determine a winner if you are going to meme it away like that.

Yeah, Georgiev went for the poke check again, missed it and Ovi had literally the whole net, so he just threw his stick because why the fuck not at that point.

I mean, you gotta give him credit, it would've worked if not for Toronto.

5 minutes of 10 on 10 with no goalies

The shootout IS good when compared to a tie.
Just make it so you only get 1 point if it goes to a shootout and take away loser points

Hello Finfren, how are You?

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5 minute 5-on-5, then 5 minute 3-on-3, then shootout. It's how the Big Ten does hockey (3 points for regulation or 5-on-5 win, 2 points for 3-on-3 or SO), and it's been pretty good.

after that, stick battle between captains

if tied, they fight

if tied, the ref flips a coin

Fucking Canadians. Listen, Gary Bettman has perfected NHL to be to most entartaining hockey possible. It's a perfectly optimized display of action, fun and thriller. Do not interfere with His grand plan.

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...

college hockey has a very controlled and limited schedule. 10 minutes of overtime and then a shootout would mean that games are ending at like 1030 local time and that is getting late for some people.

it would have worked if not for those meddling kids

Cause if they's one thing white people love more than hockey, it's warm milk and bed rest

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Last should be 1 on 1 goalies ONLY

Just make 3vs3 ten minutes but the last five minutes is when no one can leave the ice.

Van Houtte is based but very pricey