Heem

>its real

Take this reddit meme back to youtube

why does Yea Forums have this culture of not giving serious answer?! what does heem really mean?

This is what Europe looks like.
Khabib is European.

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Robbie Lawler's the man

AFRICA WE DID IT BABY

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Why does /heem/ like herb Dean again?

robbie wanted to waste the guys energy
he wasnt choked

Help
Everone
Except
Mongolians

reminder that the only way to beat him is to get your ass kicked so hard you get dq'd

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Here everyone envies midgets

I'm surprised Woodley didn't come out strong in the 1st, like he did in the Till fight to at least throw off Usman.
He backed himself up in the worst position as soon as the fight started. A bit more forward pressure would have helped volumes.

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Lurk more faggot

Homosexuals
Engaging
En
Masse

Herb Dean is a great ref

>called "Lionheart"
>promised to take the fight to Jones
>got massively outstruck at every stage
>started to fear Jones' striking almost immediately, never pushed forward
>refused to bite down on the mouthpiece and swing even though that's all his corner told him to do since round 2
>for the latter half of the fight just sat on the ground to take less damage; wrote off standup as a lost cause
>"A-at least I didn't get finished and Jon said I was the terminator after I didn't take a free win..."
Is there a more pathetic title challenger than Canthony in recent memory?

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smif gave up
t-wood didn't look like himself

He's too good, ethics wouldn't allow him to throw fights or stop em early so they had to can him

Word on the streets here in Europe.

>redditors BTFO again
/ourchamp/
Hunto is screaming and ripping his own innards out with this bare hands right now

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Here
Everyone
Embraces
Muslims

Brett Okamoto

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@bokamotoESPN
1m 1 minutes ago
BREAKING: Colby Covington has just ambushed Jon Jones and Kamaru and wrapped nooses around their neck yelling “THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!”

Lawler is a top lad.
Rematch should be made, he's taking this so well despite confirming the choke wasn't even in and he wasn't even close to going out. Feel like he'd have won too after that Angle slam

Anthony Smith
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This nigga dont even hit yhat hard

DC cucks BTFO

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Love Woodley but called that years ago so happy to see it happen.

Jones won the decision

Smith won the DQ

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People expect you to know everything. You just get used to it

they don't wanna tell you because they're nazis and this is 4channel now, not Yea Forums; it means
Hitler
Enjoys
Excellent
MMA

DUDE WEED LMAO

Nah, bucko. He should lurk moar

Lawler just mentioned his strength and conditioning coach. "Mike" something. Anyone catch his name or who he is?

>AFRICA WE DID IT
>mulatto kid
Why do american do this?

>"My cardio held up so all you fucktards can stop talking about it"
>literally sat and hid for half the fight

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That was 30% right there

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youtu.be/8T_fg_g5l2Y

This is much more fun to watch now.

And RDA put up a better fight than Woodley.

Man I would've lost a shitload of money if Jon lost by DQ. I now unironically respect Smith.

In many ways Smith won the fight, but lost the title.

The important thing is Diego beat Gall

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Checked

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cant believe /heem/ hyped me up on smith
so fucking disappointed

whew them digits lad

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>I'm gonna take the fight to him
>Spends 95% of the fight being defensive and doing enough to survive

To be fair he won the decision.

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Is it fair to say Anthony Smith won the story of the fight?

He said mark rippetoe.

Herb Dean needs to lay off the pot.
REMATCH

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No, you have have to be a pure, Olympic tier wrestler and you have to do nothing but push the wrestling pace against him. No strikes just grinding. Jones will get tired doing this by Round 3. DC doesn't have the body type to do this.

No one is going to outstrike Jones. Someone might bumrush him and catch him, but it's highly unlikely. Jones has a good chin and he knows exactly what to do when people want to apply striking pressure, and he's patient. Wrestling is the only way.

nah that nigga literally sat down on the floor

Lol had forgotten this happened, this shoulda been on the main card

You got screwed man I got Diego at +250.

Dont spend it all in one place now ya hear

Lawler tapped

I see now, the joke is that it has no real meaning

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There's no one good enough to outwrestle him, a flash KO is the only way.

herb dean won story of the night

/heem/

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Please stop doing this meme.

Nope

You are the Sherlock Holmes of Norway

why can no one ref anymore?

it's gotten so much worse. Goddard with random ass breaking the action. Herb with shitty non stops. Early stoppages that don't even tell you how the fight would've ended. Just so much bullshit. You think ESPN or UFC is advising refs of something lately like "we don't want anything too violent" so refs are just choking because they can't find a balance?

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>some random retard looking puncher with literally only heems in his arsenal
>vs the GOAT who has never been rocked
you did it to yourself

big if true

it means heem you idiot

lawler died
you clearly see his hand give out right guys

Whatever helps you sleep at night

That was the first Askren fight I ever saw in my life and lemme tell you that guy is trash and Dana was right in not signing him

is Smith white?

I'm just talking about styles. I have no names. Yoel doesn't have the cardio to do it but he has the skill.

It's a secret. The truth is only revealed in slow mid-week threads when the cazzies are away.

1st rule of /heem/, don't play yourself

>Oh for sure, it wasn't tight at all. It wasn't touching my neck at all. I was about to pick him up and slam him.

Doesn't really look like any of that is true, Robbie.

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Brett Okamoto

@bokamotoESPN

Askren and Covington just crossed paths in the back.
Askren: Why don't you ever call my name?
Colby: Get a win in the UFC.
Askren: That just happened, dummy.
Colby: Not one the referee gives you.

Based Colby

two words
keith peterson

Stipe tapped

>was meant to be the next big thing
>instantly ko'd by Volkan
>submitted by Glover
>lasted 30 seconds against short notice Walker
>wife dying of cancer

>Smiff lost
>Woodley lost
>Cody lost
>Stephens lost

Not a good night for wh*Tebois.

he's still fighting? his brain was already scrambled some time ago

goddard was doing what the crowd wanted ya dickhead, and thats probably what dana wants too

>is Smith white?

No

Well unless some no name guy shows up out of nowhere with elite wrestling you're stuck with Jon as the champion for the next 5 years

The refs work for the state commission not the ufc. Thats why you see Herb officiating Bellator fights as well. It's just them not having any competent staff anymore because most good refs retired.

Tyron lost to a fellow nig, how is he gonna play the race card now?

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>implying Jon isn't one of us

can't stop laughing at the retards that put money on smith.

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BJM left because he was asked to ref in favor of certain fighters. Herb took the deal. BJM was the holy grail.

Goddard is afraid of a few extra strikes. Smug Brit ref is actually pretty good though. Same with the Viking ref.

reddit cope general

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yes

White men can't fight without weapons

reminder that next time Johnny Walker wins he kills himself as celebration

Smith wins the rematch, he needs Ortega as his striking coach that's it

No you didnt

There was more than a handful too
>Smug Brit ref is actually pretty good though.
Uh no he's the one who stopped the Cejudo/TJ fight

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He's the whitest man in America.

thanks for the new wallpape

I put 5 on Diego and 5 on Smith and I came out pretty good.

legit, son

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CM Punk wins the rematch

What a time to be alive

how come nobody ever talks about Jones being black

Alright lads, it's that time
>Bones vs Thiago Santos
>Usman vs Colby
>Askren vs Till
>Woodley moves up to 185
>Chinawoman vs Clawja
>Zabit vs Edgar/Aldo/Ortega
>Johnny Walker vs someone that could last longer than 40 seconds against him
>Munhoz vs Assuncao
>Cody vs John Dodson (impossible to lose)

and Lawler should probably fight an around 10th ranked opponent to get back in the W column

clearly Jewish

what are cazzies?

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Truth bomb: Refs like Goddard should be lauded for standing up/ separating fighters, sport should always be about entertainment.

mate I know that but the org obviously has a level of conversation with the refs

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>wife dying of cancer
She's doing well now but yes I really wanted him to win, Walker is another Jeremy Stephens.

TYQUIL BTFO

>tortures you like a cat that has caught a baby bird
>makes no attempt to end the fight, just keeps beating on you round after round
>is overly friendly to you in the post-fight interview

Jon is for 100% going to jail at some point in his life. He's got a screw loose.

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That's not wide enough to be a wallpaper.

>Imagine getting mauled by a 54 year old

Experienced journeymans.

>Thiago Santos
Hahahahaha the sad thing is you're right

>Bones vs Thiago Santos
definitely this

>Woodley era ended
I'm sad bros

Holy hell

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he Carlos Newton'd my guy

Toilet Till is already fighting Masvidal

They should rebook ASSkren vs. Lawler

grappling is entertaining you casual

>not phoneposting in 2012
croats

>hate grappling
>watchings MMA instead of kickboxing

Genuinely, why?

...

>we trained so hard
>does nothing but look like a baby afraid to get hit

The next fighter to fight Jones should open up with a full force blatant nut shot in the first 5 seconds. It will throw him off.

Did you know you can delete the p in Yea Forums in the url for a quick transition to sexy ladies?

i fucker her.

why do you want to see your boi lawler get BTFO in a round again?

He's just a dominant champion it is what it is bee

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GSP?

Because it has no meaning. All these retards giving meme answers are pretending because they want to believe they're in the know.

I want to see ASSkren get spiked on his head again

Grappling is entertaining, stalling is not. Landing little babby punches to give the illusion of being active should be discouraged.

Stop saying wrong things, man. It's pathetic.

That and also run up on him with a glock 40 in the post fight presser.

*gets DQed*

Post amount

I'm legit sick of not only early stoppages but everyone defend by saying shit like "OH IT WOULD'VE ENDED ANYWAY"

I'm literally seething about it. The point of a fight isn't to assume how it would end. This kind of shitty anti-justbleed mentality is literally faggot tier. So many good fights would be completely ruined because of your shitty stoppages, comebacks gone all because twats sit here and actually defend this shit.

And it's not just the Lawler fight, I don't mind Askren, it's all this bloody bullshit recently. It needs to stop and you cunts need to stop advocating for it. Retards.

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Heem
Everyone
Especially
Manlets

This guy's a mobster

HE'S HERE TO ANNOUNCE A NO CONTEST

GET READY

He’s literally a nigger felon.

Everyone still has no idea about what constitutes an illegal knee, including myself.

COMMISSION FAGS ARE SO STUBBORN
THEY DON'T KNOW SHIT ALL AND KEEP DEFENDING LITERALLY RETARDED DECISIONS.

I think I'm the type of guy who would go like Cody if I was losing in the third or fifth. I would just swing like a mad man if I was losing the rounds

usman was progressing, not stalling. You clearly don't understand wrestling/bjj

Who's this based old guy?
he should be president of UFC

Lol this fucking stupid bitch bet on Lawler. What a dumb bitch you are

THE MAFIA JUDGE IS HERE

Herb Dean almost let CB Dolloway die in an attempt to please just bleed spergs like you. An early stoppage is more preferable than a late one. Lawler definitely went out no matter what he says.

cope

eh, I use my phone as a phone, not as a pc

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>tfw Marty goofed my picks

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Certainly

Bob here literally lying.
This nigger has me seething.

I didn't bet on Lawler you idiot however I know you bet on Smith.

Woodley is a BUM.

>I see now, the joke is that it has no real meaning
the truth:
Long ago (Limewire era) video clip in which a guy got KO'd in a street fight and a Latino guy said, "Him sleeping". It sounded like, "Heem sleepy."
That's all there is to it.

>looks at you funny
What do you do?

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Only £10 for 25 profit.

Taking more than half the round to advance position is boring and hurts the sport no matter how you spin it.

me too, but I like nice phone wallpapers.

t. guy who doesn’t know what heem is

...

Not helping your case bro

Yeah you didn’t bet on shit because you’re a stupid broke bitch
>betting against the GOAT
yeah bud not everybody is a dumb broke bitch like you

NAIJA

Huge fan of lay and pray here

>n o t
>s e e i n g
>a n y
WEBM's
>o f
>t o n i g h t ' s
>f i g h t s

sweet misdirection

Yeah he got robbed, at least he's not crying like dillashaw

the only worthy bet tonight was jones and he was like a fucking 10-1 favourite. FUCKING RETARDS

>I won't repeat what he said- it was "what the fuck" or something to that effect
Based old man.

Post your slips my fat friend oh wait you can't cause you lost all your bets bwahahaha

>heem is meaningless

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ask him if he'd like to join me in praising the lord

>b-b-but r-reddit

pathetic

>none of us had a problem with that
retarded cunt faggot shit no problem my arse no problem what the hell is that shit you can admit he made a mistake ffs cunt nigger

Now what?

it would be 50 minutes of cage work if you want co main and main, gonna cost ya extra

fuck torres in her fucking asss. you fucking cunt BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

i just want webms of the illegal strikes

>the only worthy bet tonight was jones
And Diego Sanchez
And Zabit
And Usman

you lost

He's right. Everyone knew Robbie was out except for casual fans and Dominick Cruz. Paulie Walnuts is right.

>it was an unfortunate situation

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>Our actions speak for our words

It was a great fight Jonathan. Looking forward to the rematch.

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Someone said the n-word in the previous thread.

POST SLIP.

thanks, but from my investigation what i've found out is that "heem" is a synonym of "mog"

Lmao that old man told Askren he was a can to his face.

you can clearly see a gap in Askren's grip, I feel like I can actually trust Robbie when he's saying that he wasn't choking
Still a win for Askren though

>I've been around too much gunfire in my life so be careful

He's not American

don't listen to the leaf he doesn't know what he's talking about

Askren won

I'd literally heem every single one of you

I see what you're doing. Enjoy the (you)

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they should have made the robbie and askren a no contest and a rematch for the future

ez money made on jbj v smith making it to 2nd round and usman vs woodley being a decision

Is there a worse fanbase in all of sports that pathetic Lawlerfags?

me on the right

Usman, Sanchez and Pedro all great underdogs.

:-)

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Smith wins the rematch and the trilogy

"Intelligently defending yourself". This is meaningless. How many fighters do not intelligently defend them self from the time the bell rings? Should Garbrant fights be stopped the second he starts going full Wandy? This wording needs to be changed. In my opinion, to preserve the spirit of fighting and what constitutes "finishing" your opponent, you must stop the fight when "it becomes clear, beyond a reasonable doubt, that the fighter in question CANNOT continue, and if the dominant fighter were to continue his offense the non-dominant fighter would have no recourse but to be killed". That CANNOT wording is key here. It's so fucking anti-climactic. Hit the ground once, cover up your head and take 5+ blocked shots without answering back and it's over. It's retarded. How many fights have been stopped recently while the fighter never even hit the ground?

Thank you for your time, Mr. Diaz. Have a good night.

You can let a blood strangle go for a few extra seconds though no problem.

The bicep is on one artery, the forearm is on the other. Askren is leaning his weight into it. Ask somebody to put you in that exact same position, I promise you it's a choke.

Come to Houston faggot

Can Askren avenge Woodley?

Bobbie Wahhhler fans were even seething the night that Woodley KO'd him

[spoiler]Heem doesn't have a meaning [/spoiler]

you won't blacked me this time kek i've brought my secret weapon

Why? Robbie's hand went limp.

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My favourite part was this Napolean Dynamite lookin ass nearly getting heemed in 30 seconds but coming back.

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Imagine thinking Herb Dean just "made a mistake" in that fight. He let CB take that shit, according to his orders from Dana. Same with letting Conor and JJ get away with as many fouls as possible.

No chin
No belt
No brain

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>grappling is just stalling
>n-no I won't go back!
kys retard. Position is everything in grappling and fighting for underhooks and getting your opponent off the cage is equally as important if not more important than landing a jab. Now go back casual

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Yeah you’re a dumb broke bitch. Enjoy those tears, bitch

Aldo wins the rematch

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Ok, thanks

sauce?

Hey boys did askren win

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Keep crying

early stoppage

This is true is far as anyone knows, but I think they want to avoid fighters convulsing after coming to.

I can't believe I'm a dicklet manlet socialet virgin NEET beta.

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*Np*

He said right things doing his press conference appearance. He just didn't start to fight at all.
Usman is incredibly strong and durable. I doubt Askren can do something to him.

*subs you with the best wrestling in the world

X doubt, but I wasn't the one getting my face/neck squeezed on

>Should Garbrant fights be stopped the second he starts going full Wandy?
Yes.

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I’m just sober

Why can't Jon finish average guys? Went 5 rounds with Smith and OSP yet finished DC and Gus

>going limp and not defending at all
>not losing the fight

>illegal strikes are only a DQ if you knock them out with them
Official ruling right here folks.

We don't use virgin anymore, it's incel now

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Jesus H Christ imagine the smell

instagram.com/arwoodley/

Tyrone's wife is hot. Wonder if she's gonna get with a real nigga now.

luke is canonically a virgin

Askren made Robbie his bitch

I like all of this

I was told they smell like coco butter.

god i wish she'd crush my balls

Econocody

Was Zabit exposed tonight?

Guy kind of seems like a whiny bitch

It's just sparring la'

No dad

Wait so did askren win

It's easier to fix fights when you can justify super early stoppages.

If Herb Dean was reffing the TJ/Cejudo fight, TJ would have had his brain beat the fuck in before Herb stopped it.

is ben askren a JEW?

Robbie's walkout was pretty fucking terrifying

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he's from dagestan

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One job.

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On the books? Yes. In reality? No.

I don't think cazzies realize that if Askren didn't take that massive suplex to the neck/head early in the fight, the fight would have ended up with the same result. he ate lawlers most vicious shots and didn't get stopped (after a full 180 degree upside down suplex). Askren is legit

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No. He was about to get knocked out but used his jew powers to get a bullshit stoppage.

Jon likes to toy with them

>cheats people out of money
>shylock curls
>has lived all over the world
>"funky"
It should be obvious

Wow he actually put that stupid fucking polo shirt as his pic. Fuck I hate him.

Anyways, remember when Weidman tried to flop and draw a DQ?

yes, but it looked like he might have been finished within the first minute of the fight

it was wack, go watch it

man, jones put a fucking beating on smith. It was like he was fighting some bum from those backyard events

ASKREN'S PUSSING OUT OF THE REMATCH

DC is a perfect opponent for him. He always comes forward and he is pretty stocky. Gus is a can with zero ground game

Askren got exposed tonight.

bulbasaur

Cazzies don't realize Ben let himself get suplexed to prove to Dana he could have exciting fights. He did it for the sake of the cazzies and they still complain

he already won in the first round

boo

That's what makes it so bullshit. Even if it was ruled a No Contest and they rematched, Askren will just wrestlefuck Lawler. Lawler only had a few opportunities to win the fight, and he started off exactly how he needed to. Won't happen next time.

Why would Askren want to fight a guy he just beat? He's in his mid 30's, he wants to advance now. Not stand still. Fighting Robbie again is not advancing.

Ben is such a fucking fag.

>literally no posts about Tyron

Why are black women so disloyal?

does askren work out at all? he's on that dc diet

Anyone got any webms from the Usman/Woodley fight?
Anything good?

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Who can Askren fight that will guarantee brutally heem him? Robbie was that guy but I'm afraid he's too old now although he certainly did deliver the first few seconds

She's busy sucking a juicy white dick.

Does anyone have another angle of Lawler's GNP on Askren? It looked like it should have been stopped by modern UFC standards.

GOTTA SUPLEX YOURSELF TO CONFUSE YOUR OPPONENT

RIGHT BABE?

She probably deleted them all halfway through round 3.

Zabit lost rounds 1 and 3
Prove me wrong

>Woodley

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really can't believe this fag lost, especially by knockout.

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Lots of good grappling exchanges and Usman rocked Woodley in round 3 but no one thought it worthy of webm'ing

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No homo but Tyron has a nicer ass than her

He's one of those guys that only works out on the mat. He's clearly wrestlermode, big neck, big core, relatively undeveloped limbs.

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>he doesn't know how to play 4D chess

i felt the same tbqh

nah man at no point did he stop defending and just eating shot after shot

"19-0 you bald faggot!"

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>Rooted against Woodley in every single fight I've seen him in
>Touched by him and Askren's friendship in the embeddeds
>Root for him for the first time in my life
>He gets humiliated

he just never stops pissing me off

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>This pillow fisted goon
>heeming anyone

Me on the bottom right

try watching this sport for another decade and maybe you can recognize high iq strats

modern fag refs would generally have stopped it though. thats how fucked the ufc is now.

nobody. Rarely do you see somebody land on their head like from a slam. That was the one in a thousand chance to finish askren off and he failed. Now askren can't lose.

Why the heck does Askren keep saying nah to the rematch

ffs

Worked

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this has got to be a gimmick right

askren can't actually think there's no reason to run it back right?

It was pretty much just Usman outpowering Tyron, landing hard body shots and knees, the occasional takedown and guard pass. At one point in the second, Usman landed like 20 HARD punches to Tyron's body in a row while in the clinch. At the end of the 4th, Usman started swanging on Woodley and landing some good shit that rocked Woodley, while gassed and dazed Woodley did the same with no power, until Usman got tired and landed a takedown to end the round. Then round 5 was a lay and pray.

kek what a meme

lol dana banned askren from being in woodleys corner

Seriously tho if your bitch wouldn't stick with you even if you got beat TF up she's not worth your time.

>askren wants winner of til-masvidal

Could this be the Askren curse?

He's a few months away from 35 and wants a belt, user. What is in it for him? He gains nothing from a rematch.

Askren is such a fucking faggot bum holy shit, atleast admit you got gifted the W and now you're ducking the guy who slammed your ass

desu it benefits him to play off like it was a legit win since it's his debut
You say you won and you felt him going limp and people will parrot it and act like you won anyway. So you get the W without having to go through getting slammed on your head again

>fucking your opponent up as hard as you want with illegal strikes is fine as long as you don't fully KO them
based

keep running your mouth pendejo

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KEEP CRYIN BITCH NIGGA

Lawler pretended to be out trying to trick his way out in desperation. Fight was rightfully stopped.

Robbie had that look in his eye

askren seems like a faggot

Jamal stop pretending to be white

I don't think anyone here actually knows.

Askren is my new favorite fighter

you think people get belts in the UFC by being honorable?

The majority of Double Champs are not even legit. Amanda Nunes is the only one.

I like how Robbie doesn't give a fuck and obviously just showed up for a paycheck

wish i could put the smile back on Gina's face.

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I thought Hannah was gonna do the scrum?

>"Olympic Wrestler"
>Gets suplexed by a guy who never even wrestled in college

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No Brain

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yeah but you kind of make yourself look stupid if you say there's no reason to run it back as if there's no controversy

i get askren likes to play around but he just comes off as retarded here

>ducking the guy he choked out with a noogie headlock

>yf

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>Amanda Nunes is the only one.
So true

It be cool when he retires to open a gym in the homelandJ

>recovers
>gets ahold of him
>chokes him out
LMAO AT THE LAWLER BOOMERS

imagine being dumb enough to think that the best way to defend a blood choke would be to go completely limp and not react to the ref picking up your arm and asking if you're okay.

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askren was legit almost knocked out of course he's gonna dodge lawler

>Mmmyeah...
>.......No....
>It felt......good......to win...
>*motions for trainer to answer next question*

Jones basically went 10% on him....he coulda koed him easy. Guess he felt bD for him after the foul

Watching that curly haired surfer kid get spiked on his made the entire PPV worth it

The only scrum that matters:

youtube.com/watch?v=2gbZisA21L4

AND JUST LIKE THAT the post card depression sets in.

Salty.

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Whoodley

Robbie's playing 8D Checkers

>Usman
damn it, where's Dana?

i am a MMA/UFC fighter, and I can assure you, you never limp your arm to try and relax. you can easily relax but still maintain hand position. Lawler was going to get finished he just did some shit to try and make it look controversial

checked

askren seems pissed

You don't though because in a week everyone forgets and just looks at the W or L

LOL your stupid bitch ass is gonna cry all year long. Your tears are delicious

asalama linkam

timestamp a photo you fucking queer

Same thing, but not because of Askren, more because I hate Kamaru more

Who hurt you?

The fucking cringey fake african accent, fuckin marty.

That's honestly worse for blacks because whites are better marksman.

>Is there a more pathetic title challenger than Canthony in recent memory?
that chick cyborg fought her first ufc fight against

Usman fought a great fight tonight, legit surprised by how smart he fought and how he just bullied Woodley around to the point of freezing him

Why can't azn wmma fighters look like Chun-Li?
Why do they all have to be 2/10 ogres?
It's not fair bros

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why would he waste his time with an incel like you? faggot

Your tears are great lube

AFRICA MAN IS HERE
also hes a muslim

I love her honestly

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Based Amanda should get more recognition for that. Would be a legit accomplishment for WMMA. Conor got gifted his belts, zero defenses. As much as I love DC, he lost the belt to Jones and never won it back from him. Cejudo robbed DJ hard.

Q: Why is reddit trying to spread the rumor "that Robbie Was Robbed!"?

Is there anyone in reddit that can tell me what happens to Robbie if Ben Askren keeps squeezing the choke?

Is there anyone on Reddit that can tell me why Robbie didn't respond to Herb Dean?

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Because anime isn't real.

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I'm an Askren fan, but he fucked up and should be embarrassed by that. He put himself right into a fireman's carry.

Strange little man

>incel
Have some gold, my fellow ledditor!

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USMAN CAME IN A WHEELCHAIR
WOODLEY KILLED HIS LEGS

kill yourself incel.

>when someone lets the canadian have sugary drinks and unsupervised internet access

>Usman and his family immigrated to the United States when he was 8 years old.
eyyyy martyyyyyy

he hurt his foot before the fight

because you are watching jmma ugly slags

Consider the scent

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Keep crying you obese loser

how, by making him standup too long staring at him?

Claudia has really nice teeth.

what are the chances this dude paid tyron 2mill to lose?

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How long has he been doing this? Has acting like he's fresh out of Africa always been his gimmick or did this mysteriously start around February of 2018?

>I-I'm just resting my arm!

Keep responding to your boss

reddit hapas see their idealized form in robbie so they are lashing out rn

None of the people here know, they just pretend to by answering ironically

Is Usman Muslim?

Askren never let up on the choke until the end, if Lawler was out he would have been out when he dropped the choke. How can you retards imply that Lawler was out, but came back to consciousness right before Askren let go? Don't even answer. I know you're just baiting for replies.

lmao based King Chaos getting under the negro skin

Africa is taking over the UFC like it or not

Adesanya next

Ngannou by the end of the year

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I want to soak in and drink every tear dribbling from your ugly fat face with every reply

who are all these ass mad faggots?

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sup bitch?

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No WHW division. Also, they should turn up the heat in the arena by 15 degrees for every WHW fight.

Worked into a shoot

>lmao based King Chaos getting under the negro skin

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>nobody knows what heem means

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usman been champ for 1 hour and he's already making excuses for not taking any fights and holding up the division

Cry more for me dog.

Keep responding little man you're my biggest fan

>people itt actually believe tyquil could beat prime GSP

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people are literally retarded now
they're fine with fights being stopped because they assume the next action as opposed to seeing the next action

cant wait for colby to beat this meme can from africa

>muh village
100$ says he never helps anyone in africa ever

At least you acknowledge that the GSP who fought Bisping would have lost to Tyron

god this was so fucking satisfying to watch. dumbass blaydes posting some weird ass wrestlers vs strikers memes on his instagram before this fight.

>already doing the poor african man storyline
looks like dana white gave him a heads up

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Usman starts making those weird African clicking sounds by the end of the year, bet the house on it

No one thinks that. That's a really good fight for Prime GSP. Modern GSP loses though.

His mother dresses and dances like a whore, no father to be seen anywhere in sight. Married a white thot. Daughter shows skin and is outside the house.

Who the fuck is asking these dumb questions? Is it that old droopy face motherfucker?

I wanted Woodley to win but seeing all these MAGA tears that Usman is causing is much better

He'll plunder it for some gold and diamonds though to make it look like he did

This.
Lilttle big horn maoris shaka zulu agree
Hell even pajeet indians agree

what are you angry about

>looks really good against Cruz (old injured Cruz with no power, but still)
>turns to shit against anybody with an ounce of power by trying to fight like Diego Sanchez and having no chin

I want to savor all your tears you obese loser

LOL @ THIS RETARDED INCEL

this, he probably doesnt remember a thing from living in africa, and if its so bad, why doesnt he move back and try and fix it now with his money?

Audible kek.

I still can't believe Usman is WW Champ
Like I'm seeing it but it just feels strange. He's been around for a while but it feels like he's just popped up lately so it's hard to see him as #1

Usman taking a page out of the magoomba playbook

>"He was going to lose anyway"
Then let us see then. No one would be arguing if we saw a climactic finish. Also, there was 20 seconds left in the fight. Easily enough time to tough it out.

Guns an arrows are different duh
Vikings got chased out by native tribes

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lmao

this literal who just compared his name to someone saying michael jackson

He be a speekin da pidgin mon!

I'M A PROBLEM

THAT WAS ME AT 30%

>Usman Champ
>Ngannou Champ soon
>Adesanya Champ soon
We takin over whitie

btw i am white

Nothing. He lost consciousness for a millisecond but it was obvious he is okay. His arm start to work right away and he just moved his head to prevent a choke which make him unable to hear the ref. People pretend he was out for a few second even tho the whole situation was as long as time takes for a hand to fall.

I wonder if GSP regrets not booty blasting Woodley now

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He did react though. He slapped that dumb nigger's hand away.

The problem is these stupid twats actually sit and defend these kind of stoppages and the "he was going to lose anyway" argument. We need to see it but they don't realise it

alhamdullilah leaf brother

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All these problems would be solved if UFC was a fight to the death.

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fuck off britbong, his arm went limp

Woodley’s stock was high going into this fight. It was GSP’s best chance to buy. Usman and Askren’s stocks are high now.

>Replying to people who say things that wrong
>Especially Aussies
worked into a literal shoot

Bruh you can't call a UFC Champ a literally who

Though that said, I really do wonder if Usman drawls at all. Woodley was perhaps a bigger drawl kek?

DANA ON NOW

Lol poosman can barely walk

keep crying dog

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Well he did lose to Serra, so Im sure Woodley could clip him too

>POTN: Sanchez + Walker
>FOTN: Cody/Munhoz

WHAT ABOUT ZABIT/WHODAFOOK

Cunt I'd actually heem you the sad thing is you don't realise just how retarded you are

>fotn
garbrandt-munhoz

Damn, give Woodley his belt back then.

GSP would have still lost and he would duck Usman as well. If Colby somehow becomes champion then he will magically want to fight.

Sure you could you drunk britbong. Just fuck off.

youtube.com/watch?v=yLhqTh5i_Ks
youtube.com/watch?v=yLhqTh5i_Ks
youtube.com/watch?v=yLhqTh5i_Ks
youtube.com/watch?v=yLhqTh5i_Ks

UNCLE DANA

At least Cody got 50k for his CTE troubles

>he came to as soon as the choke was released, therefore he wasn't out

Is this your first time watching MMA?

rda confirmed gatekeeper

I can see GSP unretiring to fight Colby so he can seem like a hero and then leaving again. He wouldn't fight Usman though

Cody was always really stupid, is the cte going to turn him fully retarded?

Shitty fight outside 10 seconds of pillowfist banging

perfomance of the night: johnny walker
fight of the night: cody

too far

>mixing gi top and bottom colors

Not gonna make it.

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Rate Kansas's first ever card

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>I don't chase fights
>Hired CM Punk out of nowhere

Just woke up. Where are all the webms lads?

I am a big jds fan so I will only watch main event

Literally me

>You don't want to see Thiago Santos fight Jon Jones?
>*crickets*
>dfw

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maybe they'll get a nice dirty bird ko

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You're the new one, retard. He would have hit the ground when he was let go if he was ever out, because Askren didn't let go of the choke until Herb stopped the fight.

You don't come to in literal fractions of a second you cazzie.

My boy Niko Price on the main card.

dana white didnt get any response from brock

JDS is my favorite HW ever. His title run was so great

>You don't want to see Jon Jones humiliate another fat MW?

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Please post Cody Garbage getting flushed yet again, I missed it

>I don't know what I do to make people hate me.
Is this the worst thing Dana has ever said?

2/?

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Not every choke is the same, trainlet. Sometimes you come to as soon as the pressure is gone sometimes you start convulsing on the floor.

>I've never once turned down a fighter who asked to talk to me

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would have been effective if the guy who asked it wasn't a faggot brockfag

I hate these """"""""""journalists""""""""""" who insist on asking about Brock and Conor after every fucking event

THE STATE OF THIS MAN

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lol what happened to cirkunov i thought he was supposed to be the next big thing

Woodley wins the rematch

Fuck that guy Jones should fight Santos or Ngannou

KEK
double kek

He looks like a beast lunging at his prey

Dana drops the N-bomb by the end of this year, bet the house on it

tfw woodley fought like a white person tonight

3/?

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Not if you were ever truly out. You can be on the verge of going out and do that, but not completely out. Fucking LARPer. I bet you're fat.

dana seems like the ultimate bro, like if he's your friend he'd do anything for you

>Rothwell
>Black Beast
10/10

here

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Jones fights Memesanya next

>I can't afford to pay you goofs anymore than I already do
>throws a $1 million dollar birthday party for his kid

Why does everyone hate me?

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Yeah, ask Stitch Duran.

Jon was -900 favorite. Why not put a shiny nickel on Smif?

DANA FUMING ABOUT ASKREN SAYING HE WONT GIVE HIM ATTENTION

>literally cusses people out on twitter
imagine if goodel did this or adam silver

the ohio phenotype...

>Mike Jackson...yeah that guy is outta here

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Damn that's spicy, can't believe I woke up for fucking t-wood instead of this.

The most deleted fighter of the past year

Down low spicy card

Dana Carvey?

I'll tap you and your coach right now, meet me on the mats. I'll even choke you the exact same way Askren did to Lawler so you can feel it yourself.

4/?

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ZDS has been flying under the radar for a while

Let the bong make the thread.

>GSP would have still lost
lolno

>and he would duck Usman as well
why tho, implying gsp is a ducker just shows you don't know your mma history

dana white likes johnny walker but hates the meme worm celebration

Woodley didnt throw that fight

Prove me wrong

Y NUEVO:

Fat LARPer confirmed.

Bros what does the ufc have to do to get back on track? How do they make the next Conor/Ronda/Brock? It doesn't seem like anyone is capable atm, maybe colby if he beat Usman then said fuck niggers in the post fight interview

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>Dana is beaming about a fighter that is battling a brain injury and ruining his career by fighting like a retard

He's really a scumbag.

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Dana doesnt give a shit but hes smart enough to know some dumb 'fued' builds hype for Askren and hype creates money so he'll just let it go on

le olde Austin v Vince trope

Question time... Why do all UFC from Feathter weight to HW.. only punch with haymakers?

It's sad. I'm pretty sure Tyson Fury, AJ and Deontay would starch every single HW in UFC. Even with their knowledge of BJJ.

didn't see this fight - how can a sloppy banger like that win? what was the turning point?
this guy looks as bad as Alverez ffs

He did. He kepr backing off like a scared rabvit and got punched for no reason. I seriously believe Colby can fuck Usman up as long as he uses his aggressive style.

that's all i saved.

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>meeting again his ugly fat bumbling Nigerian wife

No wonder he was crying lol! I love it when I see elite athletes with 1/10 wives. Gives me a chuckle

Brock created himself

Ireland created a popular Irish fighter among Irish Americans

Rhonda created herself

All they can do is tap into the best Chink, Poo, Italian and hope theyre charismatic

Theyre trying to push the chink girl but she's average as fuck despite 19-1

Any other race is irrelevant in America for $$$

DC would easily wrestlefuck them to death

I’m 5’9, 185lbs and I could fucking HEEM Anthony Smith lmao

I don't know about that. Deontay is 6'7" and Tyson is 6'9" and their punching wing span is about the same (which is crazy to thing that the their redzone starts at 6'+ out").

I think you give a HW Boxing champ a summer BJJ seminar and they would annihilate UFC HW div.

>Short and nearly 200lbs

Absolute Unit

well we'd never fucking find out, huh

>then said fuck niggers in the post fight interview
Are you shoot autistic?

>didn't watch the fight

there's your problem. you caught 30 seconds of a flurry and not the whole fight.

>How do they make the next Conor/Ronda/Brock?
That's the problem - making stars. No one made Chuck Liddell or GSP. They became stars because they were successful.
Brock was aleady a star when they brought him in, so that's a different case.
But Conor and Rhonda were products of hype. He fought manlets and she had no real competition.
If you rely on fighters with no real legacy, they're going to be exposed as soon as they start losing.
That's why people soured on Rhonda and Conor, they feel like they were tricked or lied to - they were made out to be invincible but they were only really 'good' when they had things stacked in their favour.

>the forearm is on the other
no it isn't. look again

>Brock created himself
>Ireland created a popular Irish fighter among Irish Americans
>Rhonda created herself

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Is it me or is rarely anyone interesting at the post fight presser other than Dana?

>Losers: Yeah gotta take time. Reassess. Get that rematch. Set my head straight.
>Winners: Yeah gonna take some time. Defend this belt. See which challenge awaits me.
blah blah blah zzzzzz

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Brock created himself
Irish American money made conor popular
Rhonda being a woman made her famous

you'll never get another woman to be the first best woman
you'll never get another WWE brock famous guy

you could get another irish fighter to galvanize the irish americans again

>there's a ufc card every saturday for the next 4 weeks
jesus christ

what are some examples of him playing the race card??

agreed

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You are more seething of Robbie's/Askren win than Dana White

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he's athletic and powerful but built like a fragile bird. even destroying dom he got rocked a little by looping shot.

he is turkish

it was just one retard shilling him here as SLAVIC BVLL

same here bro

lol no

You can see the cte settle in nice and clean on Cody right after 20 seconds

You've got a real type of thing going down, getting down
There's a whole lotta rhythm going round!

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...

wait wasn't that dhaghistani (not khabib) and the "who the fuck is this guy" guy meant to fight?

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They did fight. Literally who lost

In a parallel universe, Mr. Wonderful never left the UFC and is considered as Bones' strongest rival...

Oh I must have missed that one, tuned in when the WMMA chink v american fight started.

Boxing is one of the least important skills in MMA.