Hey pussy, you still there?

Hey pussy, you still there?

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I never doubted you

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Greatest. Of. All. Time.

The good thing about this is Jones can fight again pretty soon after this

ufc is so fucking boring now

literally the best fighter to ever live asterisks or not

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- Jones: Points or Decision (+1100)- Jones: Points or Decision (+1100)- Jones: Points or Decision (+1100)- Jones: Points or Decision (+1100)

RIGGED RIGGED JONES TOOK IT TO DECISION ON PURPOSE

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>pisses hot
>illegal strikes
>thanks god

This thread

do you faggots really think you can beat a man with a god on his side?

Jones sounds so fake lmao

they frens now!

>has gotten away with drug use and almost murder
>thanks God

Jon, I don't think God is giving you that power.

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Nothin but God bebbe
>jk this is homo

Bones Jones being really nice and humble here.

So he's 100% about to test positive and get banned again.

Kind of cringe how Jon is talking up smif

>/pol/ losers
How more pathetic can they get? You start to pity them after some time

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boring sport

muh le god
he's no better than those muzzy cunts
fuck off, cheater

this fucking psycho giving him this long backhanded complement. lmfao what a slimeball.

>Hey Joe, before I answer that, my PR guy told me I should thank God

>knees a downed opponent
>takes peds
lmao nothing personnel, kid

>this fake ass sucking dick trying to win fans
go fuck yourself doping nigger, go hit another pregnant women and come back for the coke and cash.

OH NO NO NO

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J O H N N Y
W A L K E R

i think this is shopped but i'm not sure

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ATHEISTS BTFO

GOD BLESS!

How is the UFC still around after so much of this bullshit? MMA is a disgrace with them leading the sport.

I WAS LITERALLY ROOTING FOR JONES AND THIS PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH

>enjoy my team
so he's going to take copious amounts of cocaine and harm women

>shout out to my fiance
>of like 7 years

>could've BTFO Vegas
>could've won a dq title
>nah I'm good
Fuck this retard.

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damn Jon tryna make me like him again

Thank you champ
Most consistent at pissing off Dana White

More Drugs.
More Illegal Strikes.

The only thing that will stop Jones is when he fucks up and runs over some kids while coked up to the eyeballs. And even then it is 50/50 if Dana will take the title off him or just start doing Prison fights.

Based nigger kissing the hand of the h'white man

>Jones
>Getting banned
He tested positive SEVERAL times and threw 2 illegal kicks during this fight. UFC won't do shit

>illegal knee
>stealing title

That phony post-fight speech was really creepy.

>what is honour

serious IQlet.

Hope Jhony Walker Will kick him in the balls and finger his eyes

He completely surrendered to Jones. He was afraid to take the title, he never wants to step into the octagon with jones ever again.

Woodley Lost

Jones is a sociopath, total insincere liar.

This card was certifiably 2/10.

yeah inauthenticity is easy to spot.

i will always be a fan and buy his shirt~!~!~

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No more UFC for me anymore.

You're fooling yourself if you think this is real /heem/. Dana has you all where he wants you.

Jones hits like a wet noodle. I could heem him in 10 seconds

>the path to gold still goes through
>Shorts in the colour of black and gold, befitting of a champion
>Nothin' doin'

Shut the fuck up Anik

REDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH

he will live with pride and respect, can you say the same

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Based

AFRICA UNITE!

this card was stacked, so I should've known it would be underwhelming

Both should be legal anyways.

REYES BEATS JONES

That was all fucked up
Jones talking like he's off his head on something, Smith not throwing and doing a weird sit down thing, illegal strikes, no finish.
Don't feel good lads

Johnny Walker will KO jones.

Best part of the show was Megan's tits.
I imagined kissing them and gently cupping her soft flesh.
Rest of it was 0/10.

hope so

knee was literally legal under the new rules but of course these worthless fucking commissions cant get their shit straight

literally who ????

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i will ko your mom's pussy

Askren won. Only thing that matters

smith was a dumbass
all he had to do was flop on the canvas like he was having a siezure and he'd get the DQ win
instead he decided to be a limp fish for 3 rounds. FUUUUUUUUUU

Cody "No brains" Garbage was kino

reyes got thos skinny shoulders and trex arms
jbj would fuck him up worse than mousassi did to macdonald

That’s because it’s rigged.

honestly that knee should be legal easily

Soon every champion from 155 and up will just be a leg humper / cage humper

>"I'd like to thanks the NFL for creating some of the greatest designer PED's known to man"

BBASSSSSEEEEDDD
cringe faggot

>high as fuck
>cody gets heemed in a spicy banger
>askren wins after wild fight
>woodley exposed
>get performances by Jones and Usman

Not a bad night, guys

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God that was especially bad. Do Americans think North Africans are anything like Central Africans in culture etc?

Johnny “Bones Jones Killer” Walker

The soccer kick earlier wasn't. That guy cheats no matter what commission you get, whether you have to change commissions because he has PED's in him or not, he will find something illegal to do.

It would have been legal under the new rules, it really shows how fucking based anthony smith is to not take that way out

Shoulder bumping for 5 minutes is boring as hel

He gets wrestlefucked you moron

mediocre card

And everybody under 155 will be a pillowfisted manlet

Skinny shoulders don't mean shit. He's got ko power regardless

why was everyone saying this was the best card pf all time, yet i see many people this card sucked ???

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Not really. Guy is on the tail end of his career and it's not like being champion means big money by itself. He'd be paid the same cause no one would consider it a real win plus he'd ruin his reputation.

Card was good but the fighters didn't perform.

Diego is literally crazy as fcc - just watching his fight

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yh im going back to njpw fuck this shit

>Hey pulsey, you still there?

Yea, I'm here.

>etc after one example

Чё cyкa?

i don't know about that ~!~!

it seems that they lagit lost to hard hits

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>cyкa
thats ur mom beside me u stoopit cunt loool fucking nerd

>>shout out to my fiance
>>of like 7 years
Jon ain’t ever marrying that troll

samefag??

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Haхyй cпyтeшecтвoвaл

*knees you in the face while you're on the ground*

>Tyron and Cody got flushed
Was the rest of the card good?

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So sad...

come to [insert any shithole here] ill fucking heem you to oblivion dumb fuckwit

smif had literally given up.

jon jones saved the card, kind of.
askren vs lawler started out badass, but unfortunately got stopped. I don't blame herb though, lawler looked like his soul left his body.

Of course weak rats would insult a man for having honor and not wanting to take something he didn't earn,

not really, those 2 fights kind of kept the energy up, Askren/Lawler was a standard Herb Dean shit show although Askren probably deserved it. Colby meme'ing on the sidelines was nice. Zabit win was meh

Smith is half black, he was just showing his brother love.

>take something he didn't earn,
elaborate please

+1 respect

He can take all of his medals and throw them in the bin, because as far as I’m concerned he’s won them all by BLOOMIN’ CHEATING

>rats
compared to a multiple time doper and if not for the grace of monetaryh intervention a multiple time felon.
ok m8

he was losing fair and square because Jon is better fighter, that knee didn't change that

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can you honestly reply to me that you think Jones ISN'T doping this very moment, or at least wasn't doping during camp? If you can then we have nothing to talk about.

I agree with you. Fuck all these r*dditors who go muh honor.

Yeah man. Let Jon get away with another illegal move and never get punished for it coz it's honourable. What a cuck. Should have never gotten that title shot and wasted our time showing a one sided beat down.

they all are who cares

she looks like she fucks white guys

not an argument, thinking that cash cows like Jones aren't given free passes for almost literal fucking murder on the streets is asinine.

>McGreGOAT literally calls this fight
>GOAT giving GOAT fighting tips

Why is he so based lads?

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even if he is micro doping Jon has better fight IQ, and he uses his reach better then anyone else

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shut up robert you supposed to be recovering right now

even IF, why would you imply that smith earned the title? Jon Jones outclassed him in every way, how can someone be stupid enough to say that only steroids could make that possible?
do you think you can inject steroids in your brain, you fucking idiot?

No. He is physically weak without steroids and would've gotten ragdolled/gassed out by DC if he hadn't taken them before their second fight.

He also has a MASSIVE reach advantage over literally everyone he fights. MM or GSP would never lose if they had that. To say nothing about Edgar or DC. Or Aldo.

His opponents were hardly using ideal strategies to beat him either.

Germany never fails with logic !~!~

ahaha

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>even if he is micro doping
the absolute state of burger "fight fans"

Where the fuck did I ever say that Smith "earned" the title? Stop projecting your argument onto me, multiple people are replying here. I am upset at the fact that yes, Jones COULD have been the greatest fighter of all time because his natural ability and fight IQ is undeniable but instead decided to drink his own bathwater, take an easy advantage with NFL designed PED's and party instead, becoming a danger to himself and society in the process. There will forever be an asterisk's next to his name for these reasons when there didn't have to be. Great way to get people to come around to your way of thinking by insulting them btw.

>people in the top 1% of a division are facing off
>one of those people is using steroids and one is not
>this is not an advantage
please try harder Germany

the absolute state of burger "fight fans"

dude roids don't teach you how to fight... Jon beat him with skill not aestheticism

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>this post
>the state of my sides

>roids don't teach you how to fight
if only they did, we might avoid multiple eye pokes and strikes to downed opponents

Seething pussy
Cry and rationalise it all you want but you will never see the GOAT lose

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“You hit me and I’m still coming. T Wood, please don’t back up.”

meant to say athleticism, but yes roids don't make you a better fighter with ax kicks

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>do you think you can inject steroids in your brain, you fucking idiot?

What does his brain have to do with anything?

One guy kicked, the other one didnt. Stop acting like Jones didn't need steroids. That's why he took em.

RDA put up more of a fight than Woodley

No they aren't you dumb monkey.

>Where the fuck did I ever say that Smith "earned" the title?

right here

or what else were you trying to say with that?

>One guy kicked, the other one didnt
you can break down any fight like this. not an argument AT ALL.

>What does his brain have to do with anything?

everything, you mongoloid. jones outsmarted him with every kick, punch and feint. you think steroids prevented smith from trying to get in and throw some? no, he was outsmarted from the first second to the last.

you idiots act like jones is roiding like lesnar.

based

Anyone got a clip of the soccor kick?

R/mma faggots seething

Woodley is too old. Hearing him talk makes it sound like he doesn't wanna be in MMA much longer.

No one likes him and he's never going to get to GSPs level of greatness even with 2 more title defenses.

So he obviously has no more drive.

Is Jonny Walker, dare I say it, /ourhue/?

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