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Jon's a bitch

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aaaaand STILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What time is the Conor McGregor fight on?

Colby is the people’s champ

Great card besides the main and co-main.

6.5 or 7/10

Colby beats Jones

I seriously would have taken his belt with the illegal knee. All the shit hes done, and now has a free pass to continue doing, and he basically hands the guy the belt, but muh honor.

>muh god

disgusting

Where's Dana???

I liked the co-main. Usman put on a clinic. 50x better than this garbage that just finished

>hi joe seth rogan

jones is so cringe

>its fake jesus loving jon

Why does he do this shit, he should just bust out a baggie and do a line off rogans head

First for houston

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UFC is completely washed, gonna only watch those hong kong cards with flying manlet asians from now on

Colby v Askren is the fight to make

reddit

Dr. Pavel, I'm UFC

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based Jones

that belt looks so childish loll

how can u unironically watch this shit

Check out this dumb ass' interview. As if the fight wasn't a snoozefest, now this? Kek

he sounds like a robot

Joseph Rogan

next month at Wrestlemania

What the fuck can us "wh*tes" do? We keep losing to black fighters.

Who's gonna step up? Any wh*te guy from /heem/ gonna join the UFC and start winning for us?

feel like i could unironically heem jones lads

*honk honk* two picograms is like a grain of sand *honk*

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Overly humble Jon is worst Jon

BROCK LESNAR CALL OUT WHEN?

This. Imagine the build up

For sure hugging a guy against the fence and tapping his gut is super exciting my guy

I didn't know Jon was gay

>Thank god
>it was a real learning lesson
>Terminator lol
>absolute gentleman
>enjoy my team
Does anyone actually buy this schlock?

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Jones has to be a sociopath, what kind of post fight interview was that lol

be quiet little indio

Fucking Smith didn't ask for a dq win. Wasted out fucking time for 5 rounds.

This is why you don't let cans fight for a title.

its ok when jones does it

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cornball nigga

That pussy is still ducking Heavyweight.

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RIGGED FAGGOT SHIT
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RIGGED FAGGOT SHIT. HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE. NOW HE'S DODGING CORMIER AT HW.
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RIGGED FAGGOT SHIT.

WHAT A SEMEN SLURPING """""SPORT""""" LMAO. 1 ROUND OF SISSY KICKS AND 4 ROUNDS OF GRABBING EACH OTHER LIKE FAGGOTS. PATHETIC

Ufc is garbage nice hugging fags

t. Chang

>ruthlessly tortures you for 25 minutes, with no intention of ending it

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He beat the shit out Tyrone.

J-Jones ain't calling me out anymore

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i want to hear smith excuses

Wow great thread you faggot intern

He said joseph you worthless fucking retard

He has been engaged to his fiancee for what, 10 years now?

fence hugging isn't a fucking sport

Christians do this though, we think iron sharpens iron and we need to be mentors to people beneath us, sometimes a good dirty headkick is intended to teach people how to stand up to adversity and rise up for all 5 rounds.

i've been training ufc for awhile now, my name is Raul "1488" Garcia

>/pol/cuck losers
How more pathetic can they get? You start to pity them after some time

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Post those lose Smith bets you morons I wanna see them

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Herb Dean won the story of the fight

MMA sucks

>us
YOU ARE A CHINESE WOMAN

>Herb robbing Lawler
>Woodley looking like he'd rather be anywhere else
>Jon fouling and PR approved speech post fight

Rest of the card was fun.

You still posting haha

Next level deception or he is just a gaynigger

honestly not sure why Jon didn't even try in that fight. There was no attempt to really even finish, he barely broke a sweat.

He's got to know his stock takes a hit from this? The only thing I can think of is he wants to get back in there soonish against Brock or DC and didn't want to tire himself out so looked at this as a warmup.

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there's definitely something off about him

This. These losers are straight from /r/atheism

Both Anthony's feet were standing up. He didn't have any knees on the ground. Just one hand. Is that still illegal.

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Thoughts on J. Walker taking on J. Jones?

B A S E D

What's your ring entrance music?

"Moonman moonman can't you see?"

That guy didn't want to continue moron

He's definitely got a serial killer vibe about him.

Boxing is the superior sport

low quality post

Jon doesn't have to try anymore, he's a drawl

no one bet on him

yes

Another easy win for Jones.

That speech from Jon was pure sociopathy

t.sperg who just lost a mug bet

Aaaaaand stiiiiiiill his fiancée, when will he marry that poor woman lmao

Under new rules: no. Under old rules (which this fight is under): yes it's an instant DQ if the guy can't continue.

Depends. Usman and Woodley are both great wrestlers so it was interesting to see who can wrestle fuck who

BTFO /heem/

It's time that Askren gets a shot at the strap

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>my name is Raul "1488" Garcia
legitimately kekker'd at this

Jon Jones is BLACK.

yep got a sociopath vibe in the background of that
but all credit to Jones, he really is the best ever
we need someone like Walker to just run in there without any hesitation or fear and just go to town, completely shock Jones.

No one asked you to watch you homosexual sperg

boxing takes zero skill

in this case yes its illegal
the rules depend on where they are fighting

if they're under the new rules, no
but I'm pretty sure when it landed at least one knee was on the ground

Those last two fights bruhs
Fucking hell

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your post is pure reddit

Walker is unpredictable as fuck he'll feint and then salute dive onto the canvas next

>Jones can't finish trash fighters but always KO'ing the Deecees the Guses and the Shoguns of the world

Suck it DCucks

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As Cormier others have said, he's fake as fuck and basically says what he thinks people want to hear while being a giant cunt behind the scenes.

>Rogan just admitted that the PPV main event was a farce

>Jones has to be a sociopath, what kind of post fight interview was that lol
>Next level deception or he is just a gaynigger
>there's definitely something off about him


fucking pigskins go back to youtube and watch bodylanguage ghost or other retarded shit

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the only way to beat this man is to get beaten up so badly he ends up using an illegal strike to try finishing you

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No no knees were on the ground when the knee landed.

Are threads being sponsored to pay for site costs

>Thinking that was a boring fight
I want Mcgregor stans to get out

>take the DQ win

>try to get better prepared for the for sure rematch since you've actually been in a fight with the guy

imagine being this much of a stupid mutt?

he's definitely a narcissist at the bare minimum

Yeah should have just ended it after Bumskren and Lawler

gotta agree with pepe the frog

Has a much better chance than Smith. That South American machismo will ensure he at least goes out swinging instead of sitting on his ass turtled up.

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Nevada is under the old rules still, cazzie

Why doesn't Bones fight in heavyweight? Think it's pretty clear at this point that no one in light heavyweight can do shit about him.

This card heemed me, holy shit. 50 (fifty) minutes of boring champions

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Huge fan of Jones here

you make me so mad. i'm btfo now.

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He's scared of Lesnar.

This was my first ever thread desu. Didnt see one so I made one

Isn't it bizarre how Woodley constantly trains with an Olympic calibre wrestler, yet Usman comes in there and dominates him? How does that shit even work, you'd think Woodley would be wise to most shit working with Askren

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i know matt bessette in real life and hes a fucking flaming homo , not the good kind

Redddit is better

trash fighters are content with surviving and won't actually fight and take risks

How bad is Jones going to duck Walker?

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jesus man relax lol, if the majority of us agree that something seems off than that's the likely case. dont be so rash you stupid nigger

i thought the card ended with woodley
holy fuck what a drag

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lmao he looked like he was about to cry in there. He knew that if he took the win he'd have to fight him again.

>oh it rose to 40 and then dropped to 20 by the next day? Is normal

cazzies have missed the the entirety of Jon's kino career and then post about how he is a "sociopath." They didn't even see the heelturn

At least Usman vs Woodley was unexpected
Wish it wasn't so repetitive though

Thought Jon fucked me over with that illegal knee

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EA literally puts this game on sale every month. I bought it the other day for like 80% off.

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>Be a coward accepting hand-outs
He isn't you

i like the thread :)

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He took more damage in the first minute against Lawler then in his whole career, Still based he won tho, hope they dont retcon it

When did joe admit that?

Usman has the purer blacksplosiveness.

>asking a guy that just got kneed in the temple to make a good decision

he's 37 bro that's how it happens

Thoughts on [new can] after [old can] just lost?

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They're still playing it off like Askren actually won that fight, this whole org is corrupt trash now. I'd sooner watch the meme fights in smellator over having smoke blown up my ass about it being okay for Jones to fails tests and how amazing Askren's come from behind win is.

why the fuck would I want to talk to anyone on heem outside of heem. this feels like a thinly veiled attempt for scatty to dox people lol

Would anyone even blame Smiff for taking the DQ win? I'd have taken it, within a heartbeat.

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MMA is a hell of a drug. Did you not see an Olympic calibre wrestling just get dropped on his head tonight? Did you not see GSP, a quiet weeb from the woods of Quebec, outwrestling NCAA Div 1 wrestling champs?

They're mostly 189ers which is truly saddening

good op gif user

Unexpected?

everyone would hate him
he couldn't use his nickname again

because no one in lhw can do shit about him
why would he move up to get potentially heemed by ford escorts

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He should've taken it if only to see Jones ruin himself yet again

>literally $13
Jesus Christ man. Still refuse to buy any goddamn PSN games since they always end up being put on PS+ in my experience.

Askren isn't good

Has Jon fought a Khabib-tier wrestlefucker before? How did it go?

>2 illegal shots
>steroids
>8 inch reach advantage
>cant put away Canthony Smith

He really had to talk up Anthony Smith in that post fight to save face lmao, "he was a terminator", no Jones you just really are that weak

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this is scatty

> Olympic calibre wrestler
ASSkren got exposed by a 40 year old man in under 10 seconds. That guy doesn't belong in the UFC at all. That record is a complete meme.

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Uh oh

based

I'd heem you in that game and real life dough step into my guard bitch

Afraid of HW DC

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I didn't think you could win a belt on a DQ. Guess I'm a cazzie lol

every single time pol brainlets come here and get btfo
when are they going to give upp?

Dana paid Woodley 8 figures to throw the fight. Woodley will retire and Askren will fight his way to becoming champ by the end of 2020

Even though Jones has a lot of controversy behind him I feel a lot of UFC fighters respect him and probably do see him as their generations/all time GOAT, no one would respect Smith and look at how the fight went sure he could prepare but its like saying Tyron wins the rematch just because now he knows

Is it worth buying?

Yeah when something you don't expect happens

is there a post fight show? what channel is it on? ESPN+? need a stream

well,yea...but at least he'd be champ

his career pretty much ended tonight...every fight he won was for nothing..yea,i'm taking that W knowing there will be a rematch anyway where jon can/will win

he beat this guy named daniel cormier twice pretty decisively

You better join faggot

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BASED

Askren vs Colby for the strap is the fight we need and deserve

believe

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>Crying about inconsequential nonsense
You sound like you have several sub-reddits bookmarked. Spare us the self-righteous indignation.

GSP did not outwrestle any div 1 champs

uh oh?

Its been an honor goofing your picks guys

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>no Jones you just really are that weak
kek'd

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uh OH?

Thanks heem bro

>HW DC
Every LHW fight is at HW

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you realize most of his wins are decision right?

hes never had a lot of power

that's definitely up there as one of the biggest meme ppvs ever seen. rip Woodley

>that's a wrap
hmmm

FOTN: zabit vs stephens
POTN: Walker and Usman

That's why you're here crying right.

does anyone respect smith now?

I saw some roid cheat from Quebitch handpick fights inbetween cycles

>not a single one
holy shit /heem/ you disappoint
I'm going to have to start submitting picks again if this shit keeps up. Usually we'd have some memer getting it right

man what a fucking drag
rate this card
i think cody was the best fight

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>The way DC twirls around after the leg sweep
Gets me every time

That was fucking dogshit, tbqh.

Don't know
never found it,
just put the censoring during the boring title fights.
This chick is Incredibly hot tough man
if anyone knows the source, I wanna know too

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>Jon "I literally can't stop cheating" Jones
This sport is dead.

it was really good until the main

Everything about this fake surface level charismatic, dead eyed smile, >le good guy character he's playing now is unironically sociopathic. Especially when you pair it with what he does and says when the cameras are off. He's literally our generation's OJ Simpson. A genuine sociopath without even a hint of hyperbole. You gotta be semi-autistic not to see this.

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Literally who does Jones fight next?

He defended basically every takedown. The only time he got legit taken down was when he got rocked by Usman’s elbow

6/10

Two mains were trash

>Couldn't ko fat manlet
shit example

>t.never watched more than 2 Jones fights

His entire fighting style is built on domination not finishing unlike other fighters we know....

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Lawler went out, user. He wasn't getting out of that. Rogan and Herb Dean with both right. Cruz was sperging about it not being under the chin because he's a argumentative cunt, it doesn't matter if it goes under the chin. The arteries in your neck aren't under you chin. Listen to Joe's explanation of what happened before Cruz made him doubt himself, his initial assessment was spot on.

t. assistant jiu jitsu instructor

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based african warrior heeming the picks

Two great fights, three absolute shit fights
Two diamonds in a bucket of poo / ten

cringe performance by Mr. Bone
impressive performance by Marty
Askren/Lawler was unfortunate memes
WOwww Zhang BTFO Micky Papa
No Dad sleeps again

Marty twood was good, you literally need to be a 9gag tier retard to find that boring to watch.

I got everything wrong but Jon v Smif, rought night

what channel is the post fight shit on? i dont mean youtube interviews

If you think that card was a drag then you don't know what actual bad cards look like.

8.5/10

Cain/Stipe/Lesnar

Oh ffs, Smif was already dead when he hit that knee. He had already given up totally. Jones fucking dominated the fight from the beginning. Smif deserved that knee for being such a fucking bum

>beats him so hard the fat faggot starts weeping in the octagon

If Smiff took the DQ this would have been glorious.

5/10, would've been 7/10 if they hadn't screwed Lawler. Both title fights were a slog.

Extremely well timed gameplan but it wasnt even lights out there lmao

Anybody else complete that and its an instant knock out

Jones made him his bitch in there. He was complimenting Jones on how badly he was beating him.

but really
who the fuck goes for a bulldog choke

The career mode with the create a fighter was decent. I wasted hours playing it.

I enjoyed it for some reason, but I can understand somebody not liking it. It was pretty clear the outcome was decided after two rounds.

I believe /heem/ owes Askren an apology

for sure my guy

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he should fight luke

Askren sucks but this was a good stoppage. If Lawler died here people would still hate on Herb Dean.

Stipe or Lesnar desu. Cain is flushed.

>Cody gets heemed in a flash (FOTN?)
>WMMA snoozefest
>Askren gets screwjob win in a flash
>Cagehump clinic for 25 minutes
>Cagehump clinic for 15 minutes after 10 minutes of Jon landing massive bodykicks and Smith gassing out

Wow what an exciting card.

you'll never be number 1 as long as he's around, DC

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DC in an open-weight, winner take all, No DQ, double title match

FULL HEEL

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>that's a wrap
really made me think

POST FIGHT PRESSER IS LIVE

I've never seen someone trying so hard to make his own opinion irrelevant

Anyone who did not enjoy it isn't a true fight fan and needs to go to 9gag, that fight was high level art.

>No one won this easy to predict card
Buncha morons

Yeah sure thing buddeh. I'd take a former world champ's word over some bald retard, a crooked nigger and some bug eating cretin who teaches kids bjj at the local community hall.

Herb owes us an apology

A little less microdosing and a little more macrodosing and I can see Jones almost being a mid level heavyweight contender

The first DC fight it was pretty apparent DC wouldnt be able to take him down, so DC gassed by round 3 and then pulled a Damien Maia vs Woodley and just kept trying to get 1 takedown just as a moral victory.

Of course that was also pre-usada Jones and he had some fishy test results back then as well, with one quote that he has the testosterone levels of a little asian girl.

And then DC 2, DC mostly just stood up with him knowint that he wouldnt likely get a takedown, and then got setup with the kicks.

Yep he wasn't doing shit. If you're not gonna respond to the ref when they're trying to figure out if you're awake theu're gonna call the fight.

>Missed the prelims and early prelims
Dummy

i personally think its up there with the conor vs khabib fight

Based and redpilled
All these seething fat incels. Jon Jones legacy is FINISHED

its in Vegas. Vegas rules 1 hand on the mat is illegal to kick.

Coin flip on WMMA and people undersold Munhoz. Also picks dude stopped taking picks super early.

Steroids should be 100% legal in mma

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Colby vs Woodley confirmed.

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Smith didn't gas he was just scared

Then why didn't you get it right

>Of course that was also pre-usada Jones
Everyone was juicing back then, including DC. Not an excuse.

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wheres the illegal kick and knee webms?

Didn’t realize how ridiculous Munhoz chin was

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He was literally playing with Smith in there. He could have ended it at any time after Round 2. Probably went the distance to pay out the bettors too.

What a fag damn.

Only one I missed was Garbrandt, chinlet

>everything I don't like is reddit
you "people" are pathetic. I remember when UFC used to be good.

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It would be more enjoyable if Woodley didn't look like he was just trying to kill 25 minutes waiting for the bus home.

Okamoto forgot the stuttering and stumbling over of words from Colby.

Based as fuck. It was a good stoppage though.

Took a very satisfying post-fight shart. How about you my fellow Amerimigos?

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Your boy took a beating

Show me when DC popped, chief.

based Obamaposter

What a nice guy
I hope Woodley doesn't cry, he looked so sad

>Colby goes and harasses Usman
>People call him a pussy for not daring to go to Tyrone
>Harassed the winner

Colby > GSP

>criticise Jones
>heem starts spamming DC's losses
huh

That post fight speach Jon gave to Smith was so condescending. Jon's voice was so infuriating. Im pretty sure this guy really just hates all MMA fans and is just doing shit like this to rub it in our face. He didn't even look good tonight at all. One day he will get BTFO and it will be glorious

oi cunts, what channel is postfight shit on, fuck espn finding it on fox was easy

Colby is gonna get destroyed lol

Asskren on suicide watch, confirmed NOT the Peoples Champ

goofy askern BTFO

Colby is a clown but he is based

Wrestlefucking an opponent who isn’t even trying to fight
High level art
Pick one f4ggit

Hahahahahahah he got tossed by a striker

Ben Asskiss will never be Champ, Marty from Nebraska will kill him

>Fixes your fight

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Probably just thinking of wwe rules. Though there are some where i believe if it was unintentional like a low blow and the guy cant continue it will go to the score cards.

Fuck off Herb.

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>anyone who has never popped is natty
I bet you thought Werdum and Mir were natty cause they kept passing tests

u heff see died with the reebok deal

UFC Official Channel on youtube

i want a panda

Card was amazing up until Jone vs some can.

Cody handpicked Pedro because he considered it an easy fight.

HAND PICKED

Imagine doing that while being called "Lionheart"

Anthony Smith looking sad all the way to the fight didnt help

Except Colby picked Woodley to win.

Le "under the chin meme"
What did McGregor tap from again? Oh yeah, a similar choke from Khabib. Lawlet was fucked, lads

literally never made a bad call tonight

Happy Tyrone lost

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He needs to pretend Usman is Tyron the entire time. It will make him a huge star if he does it.

Goddamnit this is the only thing I find funny right now.

>One day he will get BTFO
I bet you thought Anthony Smith would win. You mongs always exist.

Who's that?

DANA SHOOK

nah i mean postfight show, not the interviews, like bisking and bryant used to do, or also ariel and chael

spicy

>typing f4ggit
>not being an underage retard with attention span issues
Pick one

Colby is a man of action not words.

Was there a fight where jones didn't cheat?

>One day he will get BTFO and it will be glorious

Starting to think this isn’t likely. NFL talent has only recently begun percolating to the UFC and those are either NFL rejects or discipline issues. Then they get 6 months of training and thrown in there. Jon has NFL athlete genetics with 15 years experience and some stuff you just need to get lucky with (iron chin, etc) and hope you have.

He’s only losing by unlucky KO. And that would have to be at HW against someone with reach.

He's right you know

>p-please dana give me another fight
pathetic 2bh

Yeah it was basically the exact same choke

F.
crazy he didnt get heemed

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Why do you come into every post-fight and say blatantly wrong things? You're recognizable at this point.

Yawn

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Cody got rocked from a clash of heads, look

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who does ufc even use as a matchmaker these days? Hoe Silva is done right

literally who

>please forget I ass raped some random girl, I'm a good guy!

I hope he enjoys a big Nigerian man laying on top of him for 25 minutes

he didn't cheat once ya maggot even that knee who gives a fuck smith was done

Guys, I hacked into Dana White's laptop. Here's Jon Jones' itinerary until he hits 34:

white boy #3
DC
white boy #4
DC
white spic #5
DC already harakirid

I'm scared guys, what kind of message does it send to young boys if Jones rapes them all.

Salty whitebois BTFO. Stay mad and cucked friends.

Unironically the Matt Hamill fight

Doesnt matter cause he got up right after

Matyushenko.

he needs to get off social media again, seems like it affects him too much

Mick Maynard and Sean Shelby

>bulldog chokes and neck cranks are now the same thing

The absolute state of you coolaid drinking cazzies.

The UFC has shown promises like that are meaningless until the contract is signed.

absolutely seething

ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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I just checked and its on ESPN+, their streaming service. That fucking sucks. I'm watching Luke Thomas now on youtube though. You might be able to find a free stream somewhere

>look ma i'm posting on Yea Forums with the big boys hurr durr durr durr

Was there a fight Jones has ever had that didn't result in redditer tears?

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An opinion that is so irrelevant that it's on both fighter's records forever.

Fair play to you, user. But it's pretty obvious Cruz just says shit to argue with Rogan about. And it's objectively wrong that a choke needs to be under the chin.

>be Jones fan
>immerse myself in the salt and controversy before every single fight
>watch him absolutely mog literally everybody he ever fights
>go on Reddit for the post fight thread and read all the people crying that he did it again
Feels good man

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Fuck this lucky charms leprechaun ass nigger.

based bilipino

>Rogan just admitted that the PPV main event was a farce
this

>people didn't know bones was like that
Full of cazzies in here

Just going to sum up Dana before he comes on the press conference

>I don't know, we'll have to see how these things play out

how did I not notice this until now

They said that when he won the interim belt too, UFC doesn't give a fuck about anything but trying to milk cazzies for cash.

>cucked
Defending the elite athlete who has decided to shack up with this 5/10?

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Rat

DC is still juicing.
>olympian
>peaking at 40
For schuuuure clean my guy
They're all juicing lddit

WHO SHOULD BASED JOHNNY WALKER FIGHT?

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lawler was out
there would have been riots if he disqualified jones
get worked sonny

stay on reddit

This feels like that time I was raped by a girl but I thoroughly enjoyed it.

nice dude

The funniest part was Cody getting heemed again.

Completely natty

HOLY SHIT ANTHONY SMITH JUST GOT CUT LOOOOOL

I love bathing in the tears of "MMA fans" every time Jon wins.

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anyone have the webm of askren getting dunked

When they were doing the post ppv wrap up, he said something along the lines of "we all knew Smith had no shot vs Jon outside of a lucky punch". Great matchmaking right there.

I'm strange about Jones. I recognize that he is the GOAT and I admire his success but at the same time I wish him to lose because it's so unfair how good he is. There's always a conflict in my mind. I wish him to lose but don't at the same time

Enjoying gay porn blacked edition

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Fight overturned to NC?

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lol jon jones is such a bitch, gets soft served an uber journeyman and just spars with him for 5 rounds, nobody takes this roid fraud seriously, so glad i dont drop a dime on his bitch ass fights

based

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>He didn't cheat when he cheated
Based reality denier

Now that Woodley isn't the champ he'd take the fight if he's given it.

He's banging everything on the side so it doesn't matter. She's probably good at cooking and not bitchy.

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fotn based walker clowning the division

Jones has to fight DC at HW. First he fights Stipe or Ngannou.

How do "we" fix Cody Garbrandt?

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Only fight that deserves over turning is the lawler fight.

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thanks man

was that a sweden joke? norway isn't sweden bro

based

What's even better is when you fags come here and start crying
DC will never beat Jon hahahahaha cry more pussy

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I was referring yo your bj achievements

horse meat + dick pills

Seething whiteoid is seething. He fucks 10's on the side little dick wh*tey LMAO

>Has to fight someone you already beat twice
Que?

no

If you want proof at Herb's corruption just look at the Walker fight and Lawler fight.

Stopped Walker fight when Mischa curled up face down. Let Askren go on went he did exactly the same thing for a longer amount of time, and even went limp for a few seconds. Just compare the webms for these two fights.

what
seriously?

woodley
youtube.com/watch?v=yLhqTh5i_Ks

>gay lmao GAY LMAO f4ggit get trolED GAY GAY

Fuck that fake humbleness. What a faggot.

Is he trying to make a face turn?

>getting dunked and blasted to pieces by Lawler
>win via Herb Dean

Hope this faggot ends up with cancer.

Yeah, the 'under the chin' meme is dated thinking. It's ancient advice that is still repeated to everyone as though it's correct.

youtube.com/watch?v=V6LFkdeSox0

Braulo Estima explains, it doesn't fucking matter. Even he used to insist on going under the chin, until he realized eventually you don't need to.

Still coming to grips with Kamaru Usman being welterweight champion

based

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lmao
lmao x2

Sum total of Smith's corner was 60 IQ

Misha got dropped by a shot, Askren went down off a takedown. Misha is also a known chinlet.

Good night for me with my bets.

That knee was devastating bee

why is he such a cuck now

Not a coin flip if you did your research

>be jon jones
>smoke crack

who's the real winner here, kids?

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>implying Cody is ever not on autopilot.
This is Cody's brain at all times.

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What's to come to grips with? He's huge and highly skilled.

Did Anthony Smith legit get cut?
Dana is such a fuckin pussy holy shit.

>Implying Usman wasn't a DII champ and on the university world team for a time.

He's no slouch in the wrestling room.

What happened to him raping a bitch on her period anally and then beating her half to death in a dublin public housing complex?

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This video was just sent to me by Woodlye's manager. Woodley was in a walking boot earlier this week due to a fracture in his foot. Had to get a cortisone shot.

>Que?

DC at heavyweight has alwsys been a different animal. He has way more power there. Jon might too

never even rooted against jon, just commenting on his post fight interview. keep that permanent victim mentality like you're being persecuted at all times though, I'm sure it'll take you places

Gus sucks to f4ggit

You can see lawler's arm raising back up BEFORE askren released the choke when its in slow motion here. He clearly wasn't out

Never trust chink records, they're as padded as their entrance exam tests.

All these r/mmafaggotry in here. Yikes

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cringe

Good

I've legit never seen a worse fighter than this guy, I'm not meme'ing the way he went straight for the takedown and pretty much threw no strikes....I always thought the way Khabib fought was weird but at least Khabib throws strikes, the way this guy fights is even worse in so many ways and he got exposed in less than 10 seconds by someone who isn't even that good at grappling

Lawler fans are such bitches Askrens arm was trapped he was clearly still conscious and moving. Herb gave him a chance to free his arm and he did and then won.

Jon Jones

Johnny Walker heems Johnny Jones in the 6th round.

Yeap Smith just got fired per Dana White. He apparently assaulted staff while getting a check up from UFC doctors. What a dumb mutt..

>outwrestling div 1 champ
name one

Also: Usman is a D2 champ and was on the world university team.

Go to bed mustapha it’s liek 4am

absolute state of Tyrone

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i am gay lol

Based Woodley fighting through adversity

crack makes u whack and that my friend is undeniable

>its fake
HOLY SHIT

more than likely its not him

I lost $2 tonight and it was Herb Dean's fault.

What a loser

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woodley was avoiding looking at colby lol

Koscheck

youtu.be/qFo6pXG9aMw

Or this little fight that was pretty close to what happened to Askren too.

That damage control...

Woodley got exposed. Finally someone exposed his backpedal bs style

I put money on Askren and I still think he lost and the stoppage was bullshit.

lol wtf is this real?

Why would it not be him? The PPV is over

>its real
Ohhhh shiii

he literally is talking right now and said he is completely fine and he's happy that for the first time in ages he doesn't have to get surgery after a fight

all this reddit in here.

I don’t visit reddit like you.

Jeremy Stephens fights with 0 fight IQ

this is the 4th time woodley has been exposed nufag

I mean he didn't lose but I get what you're saying, bad stoppage for sure

The stoppage was horrible but if Herd stopped the fight from Lawler's 30 second explosion that would've been horrible as well.

I'm not judging him scooter.

So did Tyron loose decisively or was it a robbery?

Jon Jones is so white even his niggery is like white people.

Are you fucking calling me a fucking liar?

Anthony Smith makes some adjustments and he wins the rematch easily.

All this simp right here

it would be some ufc intern

Zabit is cringe tier, cant win a 3rd round to save his life

Don't get too excited. He's still gotta pass that drug test.

black people were involved so obviously a robbery

Zabit and Askren hype trains both stopped even with their wins.

Walker and Usman both shot way up.

Daylight robbery.

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woodley just told me he wants Jon Jones next

but Walker Jones heems em both in the 0th round

WOW

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dude he got beat up so bad so quick

I'm hoping we get Zabit vs Renato now. Renato either wins a decision or gets caught in a sub again.

>that one britcuck calling everyone r*ddit
no easier way to spot an expat tbhfams

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Askren’s wrestling is crazy though. That weird folk style shit. It was a khabib type of step by step breakdown. It was beautiful. Legit surprised he weathered the storm because it looked bad.

Doesn't need to

newfag here, what does heem mean?

How can people watch this shit? First a ref makes a terrible stoppage and the guy he robbed hugs him and tells him it's okay, then Jon commits one of the more blatant illegal strikes you'll ever see, and his opponent says it's okay and that he doesn't want to win like that. Christ no wonder McGregor wants to be a boxer, I'd want nothing to do with these chicks if I was him. None of them care about winning or their careers.

I was hoping he'd bring out the best of Zabit, he just loads up and spams haymakers

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Dominique Reyes is the only guy who can give Jones a good challenge. Everyone else is a bum.

Highway robbery

Askren is a beast and munster, he easily wins the belt from Marty

Now there's a champion from all 6 populated continents:
>North America: Many
>South America: Nunes
>Europe: Khabib
>Africa: Usman
>Oceania: Whittaker
>Asia: Shevchenko

you gotta admit
that's beautiful

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Go away

Heem Eem Eem M

>Anthony Smith makes some adjustments and he wins the rematch easily.

Like grows 8 more inches of arms?

*interim champ

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You tell me.

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Feel like Askrens chin and recovery is being overlooked.

That's how he always fights and he never thinks to change it up.

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I feel like the UFC is basically the WWE with some real fights here and there

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BREAKING: I'm told Kamaru Usman is a nigger lol

bruh it was 50-44 wtf do you think
Cody displayed worse fight IQ. Stephens seems to get emotional in a fight too, too easily frustrated so he just starts swinging air if you don't let him get his rhythm. Better than trying to swang and bang when you're rocked and have faced defeat that exact way in your last two fights

Heem everyone even myself

checked.

back to handegg or whatever you watch mong

His arm moves because Askren shifts his weight to the left. Then Herb Dean rushes in and Lawler is jostled a bit and snaps out of it. When you're going out, it's not like a flip switches. You gradually lose blood flow and consciousness.

Herb should have let it go on a little longer, but Lawler went out for 100%.

based chinks saved the card

Jesus christ, smith was DONE. He got fucking dominated from bell to bell. He gave up

that stoppage was fine

and he recovered and had Lawler in a compromised position. He didn't lose the fight, anyone claiming that something would happen after the stoppage is literally guessing, we will never know. Horrible outcome for all parties

>>Asia: Shevchenko

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Like actually fighting back?

Imagine being a boxing fan.
Imagine following ufc cards more loyally than your own sport so you can cry about your sport losing all its popularity to it.

i can't believe woodley lost

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Dana White laughed at Tyron Woodley while they passed each other backstage.

The legs are honestly the bigger problem. They're like swords or spears depending on how Jones uses them.

wtf i love Brett now

i fucking hate danaher so much i want to hit him with a thick copper pan

i did say it felt like one of the most lopsided title fights
mate it's being mentioned enough, it's basically talking point #2 outside the shitty reffing

ACTUALLY 19-1

There's only two continents

Mostly all of this. Idk how the fuck he let himself get there, honestly. Even if he wasn't out, it wasn't gonna be long.

he pretended to be out to try and game the system as a last ditch desperate effort to try and get out

If Herb stopped the initial Lawler onslaught I feel like you'd all still be complaining

T Wood won the fight, Snoozeman won the points

should serve him well in a 5 rounder

help every especially muslims

dayum

yep she's Kyrgyz.
Right in the middle of Asia.

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BREAKING: Anthony Smith was released from the UFC after footage emerged of him engaged in a violent altercation with medical staff.

Its a Brazilian word for the standing ovations fans give to fighters throughout the fight.

>be a loser and get dominated by Bones
>give up
>literally sit down on the fucking floor
>guy punishes you for it
yeah I'm crying so many tears for Housecatheart right now

im serious

BASED

>Europe: Khabib
>Asia: Shevchenko
come on now

No one would be complaining except those who lost money. It would be legit as every other early stoppage recently. Just look at the other angle.

This guy fights like a literal ape

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It’s weird to see Gooby washed up

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New thread?

heem
everyone
even
marty

she's not kyrgyz. she's a russian/ukrainian whose parents moved to central asia. she speaks more spanish than she does kyrgyz.

Smith lasted more than gus the UFC just should feed gus to walker

>europe
>khabib
no

Who is the Peoples Champ?

BRAINLETS HATE HIM

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My boy Robbie on post fight presser
class act

good fuck that cutbabby leprechaun

it originated in south american jesuit colony. Look up operation Castizo Futurism and you'll get it

has that albanian toilet cleaner living in switzerland shown his face yet?

how'd that Stephens fight work out for ya, bud? easy money?

hahahahahah how does my ass taste you little bitch

Here everyone enjoys men

when did you last see an ape throw a flying knee, idiot

That's assault heem is a place of peace

Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Mma

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Russia is still Asia you idiot

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Why is Coby such a goddamn jobber ??

...

what a good guy
acts like the world doesn't owe him anything
more people should do this

where'd you hear that?

He's singlehandedly making submission grappling more effective in combat sports, hate him all you want but he's incredible at what he does.

In ya mum's house

yeah he's taking it like a champ, props to him for having some dignity

That's what it looked like to me. I wish it hadn't stopped that quickly but I think it was over.

kinoest JRE

Lawler is such a good lad
So many guys would be SEETHING but he's here saying he was fine and perfectly explaining the situation. He was fine, choke wasn't even in he just confirmed it.
He just thought Askren was burning his arms because he was fine so he kind of relaxed. Couldn't hear Herb say anything because Ben's arm was across his ears

he's so based

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no it's not. the asian parts of russia are relatively recent acquisitions and russians are not an asian people. the russian ethnic homeland is entirely within europe and 75% of russian citizens, and 85+% of ethnic russian russian citizens, live in european russia.

hopefully they give him a rematch, not sure they will though. I think they will do Askren Till if Till wins

Frank Trigg, Matt Hughes.

hobbie lawler deserves better

>be worst ref of all time and likely on the take
>ref two fights
>ruin both fights twice each
Who is gonna murder Herb to help the sport out?

He fights like a sloth lol

yeah you're right, not really fair on him
if he was more vocal about it he might get a rematch but he's not that type of guy. Lawler actually looked great too, from what he said he was beyond comfortable and I think it was his fight to win. Askren would've burnt himself out on the choke that wasn't in

I just don't understand why you would let your arms go limp like he did tho

>guy who is more dominant than Jon Jones when HE was coming up is an easy win for Jones

There is literally no evidence that this guy DOESN't rape him like a small twinky cellmate.

that chinese fighter (cant remember her name) won story of the night

I don't really think it went limp, remember all the replays are slow motion so it looks worse than it is

You should unironically be killed for being this retarded.

>but all credit to Jones, he really is the best ever

No he isn't. You can't be the best ever with several positive drug tests during the USADA era and a literal FOOT of reach over your toughest opponent.

He might be one of the best but he isn't better than GSP or DJ.

Agreed

physically he looked great. honestly looked like he might be back on the juice or something, his body looked a lot better than the last few going back to rory.

he gave a thumbs up, also he never went limp, if he did, his arm would've fallen to the canvas, it's very distinct. But it looks like he was just resting his arms

>glance over youtube during Anthony Smith's post fight
>you got worked like a jew in a death camp
lol

Agreed, the clear corruption is awful.

Yeah or to kick him in the head.

You know, something NOBODY has tried with anny consistency.

>cant remember her name
she specifically requested the opposite of that

youtube chat*

This absolute MONKEY.

I guarantee you hes not trolling and actually believes this.

Also, that was a fluke headkick if I've ever seen one.

Oh fersherrrrrrr my man he came up with those leg locks and absolutely didn't just take credit for them. Hunner percent.

I thought he was out until Herb stopped it and he popped up. His arm didn't just go limp. It fell all the way from a raised position and hit the canvas...

Where's that retarded assistant bjj instructor who should unironically hang himself?

Usman is bigger.

Also training with good guys doesn't mean you can absorb their abilities. You could train with Mayweather everyday and still get worked by a journeyma boxer.

some old commission guy is saying robbie was out

Gus is a retard that followed Jon like a zombie. He only got finished cuz his leg got hurt.

How much u lost bro ?

he's literally my favorite fighter