UFC 235 thread #10

>Next
Jon Jones vs. Anthony Smith

>Now
Tyron Woodley vs. Kamaru Usman

>Results
Ben Askren def. Robbie Lawler via sub (bulldog choke) (R1, 3:20)
Weili Zhang def. Tecia Torres via unanimous decision (live blog)
Pedro Munhoz def. Cody Garbrandt via first-round TKO (4:52) (live blog)
Zabit Magomedsharipov def. Jeremy Stephens unanimous decision (live blog)
Johnny Walker def. Misha Cirkunov via first-round TKO (0:36)
Cody Stamann def. Alejandro Perez via unanious decision (29-28 x2, 30-27)
Diego Sanchez def. Mickey Gall via second-round TKO (4:13)
Edmen Shahbazyan def. Charles Byrd via first-round TKO (0:38)
Macy Chiasson def. Gina Mazany via first-round TKO (1:49)
Hannah Cifers def. Polyana Viana via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)

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First for houston

Usman will run through Colby.

Jones about to KILL the based retard

5th for COLBY

Still pissed at Herb

"Thank your for a great performance tonight"
- Joe Rogan to Tyrone

>Colby didn't even storm the stage
Beta cuck

They got my drunk jiu jitsu coach.

EEDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who was that guy with the MAGA hat?

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Was tyron ok

sixth for smith

Usman seemed very genuine in the post fight.

looked like he was trying not to cry.

COLBY IN HIS HEAD ALREADY

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that last little bit about his daughter was absolutely heartwarming , makes me want to shoot a load in a girl and have a kid

Man
I actually like Usman now.

practicing her future skills

Rumble got fat as fuck

who was he going for in the crowd?

I glad Woodley's reign is over.

Has an African-American ever beaten an African? I think they're their kryptonite.

Dana used sleeping gas on Woodley.

Its super effective!!

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Rumble was legit 300lbs right there.

Niggers

>imagine being DOMINATED by this african demigod?!
What did Rogan mean by this?

Anyone get a screenshot of those tiddies?

Usman will slice through Colby Cheese

Why do we even let these people into our countries? It's just a dollar sign to them lol.

How long til Tyron goes to One

holy fuck, that was the worst line reading ever
WHY DIDN'T THEY DO ANOTHER TAKE?!?!?!?!

So is Smiff going to get killed in the first or the second? I hate Jones with a passion but he's going to run through this dude.

here we go, lads
it's time

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Colby is the real People’s champ

HOOFT AND EDMOND BEST COACHES CONFIRMED

So, what's next?
Usman vs Colby or T-Wood vs Colby?

Askren is going to avenge Woodley

T Pretty spotted

Rumble looking thicc

LMAO i didnt even fucking recognize Rumble, I thought he was some random fat black guy

Did you guys see those milkies just hanging out there ?

WAKANDA VS MAGA SOON
HOLY FUCK

It was a good run T-wood bros

Tyron wins the rematch

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WHEN IS TONY COMING BACK! I MISS TONY!!!

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FUCK ROASTIES AND FUCK FEMINISM

>doubting Colby

>0:00 control time
J U S T

Smith by knocks Jon out in 12 seconds.

THAT'S RUMBLE?
i was wondering who that fat fuck was

covington is going to smash on usman

we have a wall and stall + lay n pray dude now, ww is ruined

colby

well anti climatic compared to Askren everyone being humble and shit

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Who was he going for in the crowd

>Usman going for Colby

GSP. It's all just for show though.

>having a daughter

Fucking Tyron ruined my parlay dammit, now I gotta bet on SMIFF to try make my money back.

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Maycee barber looks like a tasty muffin.

This lady is literally 50% silicon

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Colby working him already

So why did Usman get redirected while exiting?

I didnt even recognize him

wow you're so cool

Colby

I'd actually love to see a HW Rumble

thats not fat its muscle, look at his recent pictures bro

>That was the best take
Holy fucking cringe

Woodley lost on purpose because he didn't want that ugly ass belt.

LET'S GET ANOTHER UPSET LADS

SMITH LET'S GO LADS

Rumble is gonna have to cut to 265

Yes. Hard as a rock.

based tyquil

>Han-
PISS BREAK also you sound uninterested as all hell

hope he gets ko'd to his grave

Fuck off

THIS IS HANNAH

Lmao it's like the english teacher was forcing her to read a paragraph from the book out loud to the class. That shit was foul

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Colby called him a nigger

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>Woodley thinks he’s gonna get a rematch
>Woodley thinks that if he does get a rematch, he’ll win

What a delusional spearchucker

Dayum. Maycee is thicc

I like the body work and shoulder strikes

it was stiffling but fuck is woodley gonna need to ice that belly tommorrow

Finally, I get to tell the entirety of heem “I told you so”

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Colby

What happened outside the cage?

Need a webmaster of Usman and Colby

man, who knows.
Dana got his panties in a twist no one wants to fight for bullshit "interim" titles.

I'm with SMIFF till the end.
WAR LIONHEART

Hopefully Jon elbows Colby on the way to the cage

Colby is a such a MAGA bitch faggot

Why do OPs never link the new thread in the old threads

T posin on these niggas

What site do you bet with?

Dude Africa on Chinese money is going to be fucking scary, we might actually have the Nigeria from Overwatch with giant skyscrapers and hover cars and shit.

Someone post the webm of colby in the crowd

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more boring than the women's time

he was going to colby ya dumbass

so fucking rigged. of course usman vs colby is the fight to make because of evil foreigner heel vs great white american hope trying to make colby the babyface

WHITES
WIN
AGAIN

RACE BAITING WOODLEY BTFO

ANNA

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Colby obviously. At least this leaves Askren free to make a run at the belt, just has to hope he can ref ball his way there now that he's not fighting cans,

>hanna series

didnt this movie just come out?

Post rumble webcam.

Colby

pic?

why is /pol/ always right?

Based bimbo

I think Woodley deserves a rematch because of his defences

BUT the fight was so lopsided, how do you justify it?
Usman's cardio is literally insane. How does he do it?

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wtf, i love Usman now

I just want to be well off enough financially when I start having kids so I can keep having them until I get a son

Dana ain't going to let that happen lmao

like a robot but worse

them digits

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lmao

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they could give the cage fighters something a little less wordy

Woodley was so overrated after he beat toilet Till that people forgot he is never able to hurt people.

I went to UFC 200 and it was the most concentrated collection of insanely hot girls I have ever seen in my life. Seriously insane. I hated it, fucking torture

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post big rumble

>$60 pay-per-view
>still have the UFC fighters reading ads

zero shame jesus christ

me in the back

I'd still fuck her

i lost $150 on him, back to building

/POL/TURDS IS THIS SOME KIND OF SELF-HYPNOTIZATION THAT YOU PEOPLE DO. YOU SEE PEOPLE DOING THINGS THAT YOU KNOW FOR SURE THAT WHITOIDS DO AS WELL BUT YOU PRETEND THAT THEY DON'T AND ACT SHOCKED? WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE LIKE THAT? DO YOU GUYS HAVE SHAME??? You fucking psychopaths

Colby called him a nigger

you've been crying about Jones all week
>h-he'll lose t-this time

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She hot wifes 100%

I fucking hated Usman but that was an unbelievable performance. Book him vs Colby as cringe as they both are i think it would sell well. But man am i stunned. Did not expect that.

nice triple dubs

One of the rare times I'll be rooting against the White guy tbqh senpai.

Sportsbet, probably Aussie only lad.

can i get a fat Rumble pic?

reminder he fought WW lol

>the ABSOLUTE STATE of NPCs


fucking christ...

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just imagine how boring will be the next fights from him, jesus, 5 rounds of hugging, fuck this

Whats that make 5 Champions now for Ali Delaziz in both mens and women MMA

This motherfucker is the GOAT agent, somewhere Conor is in a drunken stupor mumbling his name

How's Clodagh nigga?

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Hate him or love him, but if covington doesnt get a title shot, the interim belt is fucking meaningless, not that i dont already think that

Post pic of fat rumble holy shit

I didn't watch the fight why did Usman win

Based Colby already playing the mind games

>Now I gotta lose more money to recoup the loss I already have

>kidnapping a black girl on live ppv
unheard of amounts of Based

tyrons a fuckin bum colby was robbed of the championship he wouldve done waht usman just did but worse FUCK THE UFC, FUCK DANA, FUCK TYRON AND FUCK HILLARY LETS HEAR IT FOR THE PEOPLES CHAMP

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DO YOU GUYS NOT UNDERSTAND THIS STORYLINE? ASKREN COULDN'T BE WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION BECAUSE TYRON WAS.

Now this whole thing sets up Askren fighting usman for the welterweight strap, and Woodley finally moving up to middle weight

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he time has come. to see jones btfo white boy in the first 30 seconds of the first round

My stomach hurts from all of the raw curry paste I’ve consumed over the last 3 hours. I’ve been releasing gaseous fumes out of my backside. They are al silent and like a gust of wind makes wish sound. The smell is sour and rank stink that is strong yet enjoyable. I mush my cheeks together and try to make my ass whistle with my fart. Such an intense heat grazing all ends and feeling so warm and fuzzy. Need I remind you I have not defecated in a fortnight so expect the anal release to be girth. Be back soon going to find some peanut butter I want to see what it will do and how it will effect the smell.

>people actually bet on Low T Wood

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I wonder which silicon valley company that guy owns

This sport is tacky as fuck

Maycee a CUTE

CUTE

possibly a rape victim though, that was awkward as fuck

epo

They were gross implants

mmmm teetees

such a cunt, didnt even apologise

>lol alphas dont apologise to random manlets xD

still a cunt

Derrick Lewis had the uber African Ngannou so shook he beat him even though his back was destroyed

she seems really smart

>30%

based Saoirse Ronan

WHERE'S THE GOOFS

USMAN IS TURKISH
USMAN IS TURKISH
USMAN IS TURKISH
USMAN IS TURKISH
USMAN IS TURKISH
USMAN IS TURKISH
USMAN IS TURKISH

i only post here when events are on
and am aware jones will win, doesnt stop me from hoping he dies

They might actually just give him the shot for the storyline and to fuck colby

THE ONLY REDEMPTION FOR THIS CARD WILL BE IF ANTHONY WINS

maybe, If he can gets another chance. He could have fight RDA and hope someone drops out of a fight and act as a replacement

spazzed out at the mere sight of colby

Because Tyron fought like he was on his period

ALI ABDELAZIZ

Maybe, but as we saw when the Europeans left, it's still going to be Africa. Africans build Africa.

1) ASKREN WIN
NOW LET'S HOPE FOR AN ANTHONY SMITH WIN

He'll be coughing blood the next few nights

>white

Colby threw bleach over him and yelled "this is MAGA country"

a gimmicky cringelord who will probably get to face Usman simply because he appeals to cazzies like you

and he fights like a weaker version of Usman with maybe a slightly better gas tank

The crowd was booing Colby you fucking bug brained faggot

LETS GO LIONHEART

DETHRONE THE STEROID KING

Be fucking honest Yea Forums, does anyone actually think Jon is gonna lose?

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It was a long, exhausting, boring run
Dana will never let Woodley anywhere close the belt ever again

that was like 2013 familja

>"Greatest doper of all time"

Same, I love fights like that. Reminds me why I love this shit. Seeing a guy that just seems like such a puzzle, make constant defences and even have people saying he'd beat GSP, to then get thoroughly smashed by an up and comer who exposes every weakness

I'm not addicted to gambling, you are.

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GODS

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woodley isnt even a particularly big welterweight

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Stipe had Francis shook you mongloid

Unironically who the fuck is this smith nigga?
Why was this fight booked months ago?

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Televised murder up next

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As an E-Chad I thought I'd mention that Jones is cheating no matter what as Big Dimes Dave Meltzer said any past use of steroids causes permanent muscle memory changes giving him the advantage

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mentally ill psycho

reddit finna boutta get DABBED on

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Gonna go to sleep now. No point staying up for the next fight. It's a done deal already

Absolutely based leaf

there's always a little part of me that think it, until the fight starts lol

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They're going to do Woodley vs Colby and Askren vs Usman instead.

time flies, girl who played hanna is already in her 20s

woodley gets his karma for no lawler rematch

losing like that is hard to comeback for, everyone remembers the shit that happened to aldo with mcgregor (no rematch) or holloway (even worse ass kicking)

>T-Wood vs Colby

In what fucking sense? That doesn’t even make sense now. Who would Usman fight then? There’s no who’s above Colby now to fight Usman.

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Yeah, Vegas for fights is always loaded with top tier milfs.

REMINDER
youtube.com/watch?v=PH1fcUKvy2g
youtube.com/watch?v=PH1fcUKvy2g
youtube.com/watch?v=PH1fcUKvy2g
COLBY WAS FUCKING SHOOK WHEN HE WAS FACE TO FACE WITH THE AFRICAN WAR LORD

Woodley so boring he put himself to sleep for 5 rounds

>this thread

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Hopefully Jon makes this quick, im ready to go to sleep

Derrick Lewis stared at Ngannou so much Ngannou couldn't even fight a dude with a blown out back.

Did you see Usman's promo for that predator movie? These things are always horrendous.

Call me a dumbass to my face ya fucking cunt and I'll heem you and your entire family

Think? No. But I pray to god every night that someone puts that godless heathen Jon Jones in his place.

just imagine if jon fight is over in a few secs

>tfw Woodley using his brand new Jussie Smollett gameplan

What are your unironic thoughts on Usman as a champ? Does he do better than WoodIey? Does he beat Thompson?

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based

100% Usman when?

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Where is the Swiss retard that bet everything against Askren?

Hopefully he walked into a Muslim no-go zone

How big of an upset will it be if smif beats mr bone lads

Only ironically

Some pedo shit man

Can I get a quick rundown?

He controlled every second of the fight. Think Khabib vs RDA

>It's a done deal already
Yeah, Jones is finished

HAHAHAH WHY IS HE SO FIGHT?

smith about to get blacked in 1 round

mY nAmE iS aNtHoNy sMiTH aNd i WaNt A tItLe sHoT

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Who the fuck is Anthony Smith?

You just know she fucks black guys.

RETURN OF THE MACK

make this a quick ko Jon, i got shit to do

That manlet saw him doing his weird windmill thing and still chose to stand in his path. Its his own fault

Anything is possible in MMA. He could just have one small open window where he get KO'ed but yeah its like 95% chance that the Pico king wins.

BASED Jones playing by PRIDE rules. peoples champ

I've always hated Jon jones

What if jones actually gets heemed tonight? The UFC is already on life support.

these captchas are getting ridiculous.
like 20 of the shitty fading ones in a row,,,

How the fuck are you guys able to live in that fucking desert without getting a heatstroke? Who thought it was a good idea to set up shop there?

For me, it’s Rumblet

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>hits blunt
"damn they drugged him, just like when i fought gsp"

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Have you noticed woodleys corner is black while most of usmans corners white?

Do black cornermen just completely suck?

dude in white shirt thinking where the fuck is my motherboard

Colby will walk out with Trump and Kanye by his side, and then he'll heem Usman, and all of China at the same time

Jones is going to go for the takedown right away. Smith has shown in his previous fights that he's willing to accept bad positions on the ground and is open to taking damage.

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Who’s this white faggot literal who? He’s gonna get fucked up

JONESWINSLOL

I vomited reading this

When earth gets invaded by aliens, WAKANADA will call him

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I WANT TO BELIEVE ANTHONY

I want Smith to lose just because he has shitty tattoos

>that goat fucker jumping in to molest Usman's his daughter
lol

>"woodley can beat gsp" - /heem/ 2019

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Nigger gets wrestlefucked by super nigger for 5 rounds.

50-44.

Anthony smith is probably the lightest skinned black dude i've ever seen.

I'm 100% sure that these fucking obsessed weirdos hurt pets for fun. You fucking /pol/brainlets are a fucking bunch of psychopaths who need to be removed from society. You'll hurt someone in real life

Jon could take him down in round 1 and submit him very easily if he wants

nothing could make today better than Smith murking this doping monkey

No

buy a pass goy

looks like lhw rumble ate ww rumble

YOU LIED TO ME

I imagined it. Now what?

put down the bottle hafael

Jon "Picogram" Jones

This guy is going to get brutalised by Jon and then everyone will go back to saying "Oh he was just a MW"

The guy who knocked out Jon Jones. Oh wait, that's a spoiler

>the last handful of major UFC events have felt more and more like a modern WWE that has me duped into believing it's real

guys im scared

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New lhw champion of the world

Usman beats Adesanya, Whittaker, and Gastelum via pressure humping

Smith stands no chance. I will pray he doesn't die.

I just came home from a co workers retirement party. He had 5 daughters

i sub to pokimane bitch

Jones is always worth watching legit best genius in the cage

>Jones T-posing

Lmao it’s all over for Smif

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You're all there asking what Woodley was doing but that's literally how he fights. Did you only see the Till fight or some shit?
Watch the Maia fight, he just sits back and defends a bunch of takedowns, Maia was actually more active. Against Woodley he just sat and looked for counters.

Usman put the pressure on, wrestlefucked him hard, and had him almost neutralised after the first. That 1st was huge for him

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>mY nAmE iS aNtHoNy sMiTH aNd i WaNt A tItLe sHoT?
ftfy

Is Smiff gonna fight with his glasses on?

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will the whites finally prove their worth tonight? Or will black reign supreme?

>not getting a Yea Forums pass

Disagree desu. Ngannou was scared of Lewis' power

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If usman wins anthony smith 100% wins

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you see a guy holding his daughter and your first thought is pedo shit? I'm telling feds

>return of the mac
wtf i love smith now

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In cases where two giga niggas fight, the superior giga nigga has the right-of-way. Usman over Woodley. Lewis over Ngannou.

Post your face if smith heems jones.

YOU LIED TO ME

The fuck is this song

BONNNEEEEEEEEEE SQUAAAAAADDDDD

Please dont let Lionfart win.
Boring as fk champion possibility.

Hes 14-1 of his last 15. He has 3 early career submission losses that dont really count.

Twice as many fights as Jones, double the experience.

Major threat desu desu.

No one cares about this can anymore, even commentary ignored him.

YOU LIED TO MAY

Smith needs to berserker barrage harder than Garbrandt did earlier tonight

What can Americans use?

In many ways, Jon has already lost

Coming out to Return of the Mac and looking like a white Malcom X

He's already got the L on his record, so there's no pressure to pop that cherry
Otherwise, he's been pretty dominant in his fights so I think he'll suck dick and lose his first title defence

I've seen you complaining about jones all week

Vegas and commiefornia literally beg for water when they start getting too dry.

Is smiff gonna fight in his glasses?

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my man jones gathering the power of a super saiyan god

the most played out song

idk smith's eyesight but why hasn't this nigga got lasik or some shit fuck.

ya, that was 10/10 gay

Woodley is not overrated he's just very susceptible to cage pressure. It's how Rory beat him, it's how Marqaurdt KO'd him, and now it's how Usman dominated him.

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imagine being this guy and literally talking so much shit that it becomes reality

Imagine thinking anthony smith is white... u not see his nigger face?

/ourguy/

Jones finna get heem screencap this

inb4 Jon KO's Smith in thirty seconds.

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Return Of The Mack

>return of the mack
B A S E D

>t. a fucking brazilian

UMA UMA UMA

is Anthony Smith a better LHW than Gus and Cuckmier?

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Why doesn't Zmiff just get Lasik on his eyes?

Lionheart about to be world champ

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you mean like every fight? woodley is a bum, cruz is right, he really does just wait for that one big shot to end the fight. its fucking boring and im glad he isnt champ anymore

170 just became interesting. Contender Woodley is going to be more blacksplosive.

>GLASSES
LOOK AT THIS DUDE

julyyyyyyyy to meww

This fight was on earlier lads. This is just filler/refunds.

Smith wins.

Here comes another boring fight.

lol I went to UFC 232(my first UFC event) because they were selling tickets in Inglewood for $70. The only cute girl I saw was this black security guard. Everyone else looked like a bimbo

Smith is a weird looking dude

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letting Jones fight after everything just makes me fucking seethe. I don't care how "good" he is, they are serving you all up a plate of shit and telling you to ask for seconds this is why I never pay for this garbage

>RETURN OF THE MACK
based

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Does anyone actually think Smith is going to win or are we just memeing?

Is there a worse commentator? Joe gets ass blasted by cruz

VOCAL PERCUSSION ON A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL

Im channeling my energy as we speak

Anyone else hear someone on a hot mic singing part of Smith's walkout song?

Aguante Jones vieja no me importa nada

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BASED

If Smith makes it past the 2nd round I'll consider it a win for him.

Jones is beatable but I don't think Smif can stop the TD and gnp. Reyes is the truth. Haven't seen enough of walker besides bonkers power.

AND NEW!!!

what is smith? white? el abominacion? el ogro de las americas?

>le wacky white MAGA kid

CRINFE
R
I
N
F
E

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Anthony Smith has a weirdly soft voice, don't know if that makes him more or less scary

I don't think Jon winning in any way would surprise me.
As in, he could end this in a showtime kick and I don't think it would surprise me. Flying triangle in the first, early guillotine, TKO from the first punch. Not sure any of it would surprise me.

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If there was no Colby, then it would make sense to do the rematch, more so if the fight was close or even a quick finish like with Rose vs JJ.

>Some literal nerd who wears glasses going up against BASED BONES

lmao

Man I hope there's a bit of scrap in this at least.

No contacts?

Woodley is a fucking can. He looked like a scared school boy in his first fight of his life. Almost about to cry

Absolutely based entrance by smif

unless you are in Vegas or NJ its in a legal grey area

>walks out wearing glasses
>takes off glasses to get into the ring

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PLEASE SMITH DOO IT FOR /HEEM/

I don't fucking know retard, google it.

So in many ways getting finished by ground and pound would be part of Anthony’s plan

>return of the Mac

Truly /ourguy/.

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Does he just live in the gym now?

damn you've seen a lot of nasty shit too if you're watching me

fuck off zoomer before i squash you like a bug

Jones is /ourguy/ and will rayp this goofy

Does Smith have the worst body of tats in MMA history?

Who's better Usman or Khabib?

Champion.

Don't reply to me ever again you fucking sociopath

>yfw jones gets heemed in the 1st round

Yea he beats Thompson easy, the problem with usman is the top tier cardio and pressure so who can in ww outlast him or knock him out

fellow neet?

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Really dude? This is a classic.

ask your mom

The virgin Smif

The Chad Jones

GOODNIGHT Yea Forums. No point in staying up. The pico king will obviously win and get to keep juicing.

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Cruz is horrific

if the probability of having a boy or girl is 50/50 (which I think it is) there is a 3.125% chance of having 5 daughters and no boys, that just sucks lol

his bitch in white was fine af

jones gets ko'd by the 3rd

Anthony smith's race = American.

He's part ayy lmao cause no one else on earth could beat jones

t. old guy at the club

Here's where we see the limit for memery. Conor fucking Aldo in 20 seconds, Donald Trump winning, Cejudo heeming TJ, all of them are nothing compared to if Smiff wins here.

My gf passed out an hour ago after killing a whole bottle of wine. And she won’t stop SNORING! Jesus fuck! Never been so annoyed. I’m about to heem her with an illegal 6-12 elbow but I’m scared because I don’t wanna get DQ’d

Jon NATTY BONES Jones!

how can this guy sees if he wears glasses?

what if he won it clean?

Underrated

>A guy who doesn't even have perfect vision going to the octagon against the greatest fighter ever

He gets mauled by Till

>Smith wearing glasses
>Jones' #1 weapon is now nullified

Please don’t die Smiff

Smith looks very relaxed.

if Hoodie had met Smiff in a store I would agree with you but with no evidence of that interaction I disagree my man

Smith isnt white right?

exactly right. but you have to give him an escape route to counter his straight line blitz

>you now remember Cody no chin Garbrandt

whats up with this upbeat music? like wtf does any come out to dark heavy shit?

EXPOSE
JONES
HOLES

>Shogun
Literally who cares nigger was washed up almost 10 years ago

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LOL Smith's mom

If we all give our power to Smith he can do this. Raise your hands up and lend him your HEART AND POWER!

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can anyone stop ali?

a better person than you

Jones wins by 1st round knockout. Screencap this shit bitches.

Rude

1/2

If Smith wins, it will complete this night of memes

t. Cazzie

he has F.A.S

just got off work

quick rundown?

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how many picograms of PED were found in Jones's blood this time?

Is that Claudia on the left?

The Jones meme ends tonight

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It’s a felony where I live

Lads. What’s if Smith just slaps Jon around

I'm impressed, even an UFC champ can look like soi chugging fag with the proper angle and little shop

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higher chance to have a girl, slightly. a nd most incels still cant get any poosy

...

does being an ugly nigger actually affect the enemy that much

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>"Smith arrived at the BBC Prep point"

The british fag who sucked Tyrone off all the time is not all of hee-
Wait, considering that he makes around 50 posts per thread I can't deny it.

kek

Banging track.

gus is a can

Alan Belcjer literally has a Kim jong un tattoo

JONES WINS THIS EASILY VIA EYE POKES

White Yea Forums read this only, everyone else skip this post:

>if Smith wins, we claim him as white. If he loses, we employ the 'one drop' excuse. Good luck guys, and have fun spending your free White Dollars the Universal White People Bank has given us all this week

Because its not 2007 and metal is gay lmao

Stannis is the rightful king of westeros.

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Hes totally underestimating me

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THE CHAMP IS HERE

The bad vision helps defend against the eye pokes as it wont matter.

QUICK, GIVE SMITH YOUR ENERGY LADS!

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>yfw jones gets heemed

guy is it time?

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I literally got dehydrated when i moved from one casino to another when i visited that place. Had to buy a shitload of water after that.

daredevil

Smith got a titleshot for beating deleted versions of Rashad and Shogun.

Jon is going to M E R K him.

show some hespect

NOT SO FAST WHITEOIDS

ANTHONY SMITH IS MULATTO!!

NOT A CRACKER

DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP IF HE SOMEHOW WINS

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\o/

let's see what you look like, gypsy

40 and 20 in two different tests

thats what I'm hoping for

he's still a scummy piece of shit

HERB IS REFFING
SMITH HAS A CHANCE

JONES IS WORKING ME INTO A SHOOT BROTHERS

>jock rock
Pretty sad he's gonna win

>Working late on a Saturday
oof

WEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIOOOOOOONSSS

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WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

\o/

Not enough ;)

>Lost all my parlays on woodley/garbrandt
not even mad desu, it's looking grim for smiff, he needs glasses and doesn't even put contacts on

based and merit pilled

QUEEN

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Askren is the GOAT. Lawler fans are btfo.
Usman is the new champ. T-wood had too much lean making the rap album.

RETURN OF THE MACK

Jones gets to jerk off for ages on his enterance despite costing the ufc money on multiple occasions, they're such cucks.

OMG the UFC just needs to hire a DJ
What are these songs

THE goat

Near-sightedness correlated with High IQ. Do not underestimate the eyelets.

>jones walkout song
jesus christ i fucking hate this prick. yes im mad

JONES IS WHITE

Garbrandt is a brainlet
Askren gets a meme victory
Woodley gets dominated
Simple as

I think it will be a good fight but Jones probably will end it or get UD

>manlet trying to look tough
classic

Not anymore...

wow what an unbelievable prediction, really going against the grain there.

Best LHW of all time vs some dude who beat up old men.

>Queen
Jon Jones confirmed to have GRIDS

Months later, have you come to appreciate the new UFC belt?

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>queen

>song changing
BASED

>we are the champions
BASED NATTY GOAT

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wonder what this nigga thinks about our freddie being a queer

plus you have to factor in gay guys and retards lol. I think the incel problem is that people watch porn and tv where the women are attractive so they have too high of standards lol ok brb watching the fight

Bohemian Rhapsody is a shit movie.

Mr Robot looks like he's in a SNL skit most of the movie (thought the final set piece is really well done).

\O/
Kill this dickhead

>When you're still pumped up from the turinabol you've been taking

Jones round 2 sub

PLS SMITH DONT DIE ;_;

Should have written it on a cursive image user

>coke screams
ourguy

THE CHIMP IS HERE

JUICED TO THE GILLS

...

JONES IS GOING TO MAKE THIS LOOK EASY YOU SMALL DICK LITTLE WHITE BOIS

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PERFECT song for Jones

is that weili zhang?

#
I wrap myself around my favorite blanky and let out a silent release out of my bum. Even though it was silent it burnt as I forced it out. I even felt a liquid drip onto the panty I stole from the last house I robbed. I trapped the scent inside and enjoyed every second ugh

Jones walkout music and how it transitions is cringe.

Reminder Jones is the boomer here

/r/mma

oh... yeah Jon will win this

did I ever mention I hate Jon fucking Jones

Hip hop makes terrible walkout music

RACE WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Cody won by brutal, tactical demolition
WMMA fight was FOTN
Robbie heemed Askren inside round 1
Woodley did the same to Usman
Oh, and J. Stephens submitted Zabit by RNC.

envy

ASSkren got beat up by an old man

im running on empty lads
im fading, idk how long i can last

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MISTAKES, IVE MADE A FEW

>Listens to Queen
>Wife has a flat ass
He was always white.

jon is going to try to meme on smif and will get heem'd...

fooking take it

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Smith has already won with his commitment to being natty

\o/\o/\o/\o/

Lebron is in his declining phase. So will Jones

only cringey white kids who make up for their lack of masculinity by identifying with muh dark music like that shit

Easiest bad guy persona of all time. Just put on the hat lmao.

Same. I hate Jones but those tattoos are terrible.

WEEEE
ARE THE CHAMPYUNS

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Whoa

WOOOO

i REALLY like MMA

i can barely stay away here. help me heem. giveme your enegery

gaudy

This fucker STILL claiming innocence?

Does being an autistic fingoid affects being a human? You're probably a neet on a welfare check

>what if aliens invade earth tomorrow

no point indulging in crazy fantasies

fuck the fight hi carl

Where is the champ?

>friendly reminder any other prediction than a first round finish for Jon Jones is wishful thinking.

THE GOAT*

>Getting mogged by Ronda
>Everyone else is relaxed while you do a cringe fighting pose

W E W

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Mutt, i'd smack your head off in real life

this looks shopp'd, i have seen some shops and i can tell from some of the pixels.

>trying to win fans by playing queen

shameless

that feels a lifetime ago

>In what fucking sense?
MAGA vs BLM showmatch

>The champ is here
>I'm on the gear

looks tacky desu. i like the old belt better

it will be over soon lad

Quit crying, shitskin loser.

Cody flushed
Woodley flushed
Askren meme hype-train flushed

Based card

He's such a fucking faggot. Never stops talking about how "hood" he is and how much of a "hungry lion" him and his opponent are. Him and Max are definitely low IQ simpletons since they keep saying the same thing over and over again in every interview. Even when they face different opponents they keep saying the same boring shit. Can't wait until his next interview when he talks about his life in the "hood"

I FEAR FOR SMIFFS LIFE, HOPE REF STOPS IT IN TIME.

calling it now: pulsating man KO's via atomic buttdrop

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM ARE THE CHAMPIONS

MY FRIEND

He's still pretty based, just saying user. Let's be honest here. I remember telling my friends how Cro-Cop was going to kill Gonzaga and we all know what happened.

Uh, Askren subbed Leler in the 1st honie

do a line. It will keep you up for 20-25 mins

smif beating Jones would be bigger than serra TKO over GSP. I'd love to see him with boxing pressure to gas jones.

t. tyron woodley before after and during the fight

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but committed no crime

Jon Jones is going to get clipped with a spinning elbow

I have forseen it
The all father has blessed me with these visions

time to see those picograms in action

the MAGA hat is like a cheatcode

First card this year that I didn't think was shit, still pissed about Herb's blatant fixing.

NIGGA NIG NIG NIGGA NIG GUH NIG NIG NIGGA
>*bass thumps*

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fuck no

Jon will redeem African American blacks

>smith
>white
i really hate when Yea Forums brings up race. im just trying to watch fights, i browse /pol/ enough you fucking nigger lovers

how come no fighter wants to come out to dark music anymore instead of this lighthearted crap, they are going to fight not to fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=Pmvfb8al0QE

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Hi carl.

BASED

i'm rocking half asleep. smith better do this quickly i wont see it

Waiting to mark out for the anti Daniel heel promo he will cut after he wins

Dis nigga high on coke lmao

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get those picograms moving nigger

We got robbed of the true kino (((Sacha Baron Cohen))) version

Jones is a guy you watch to lose.

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upboated, can't stand that cheater

A win for Jon is a win for the good guys.

That’s why we have the Mandingos this is what they’re for

Herb will absolutely stop it early for Jones and take forever to stop it if smif gets jones in trouble. Herb is on the take as well as the worst ref of all time.

>getting a Philippines tatoo

that is the all time best walk out

look at all those retards taking a vertical video

Over or under 1 round?

>fight not fuck
after that usman woodley fight idk anymore.

quit being a sociopath

nah youre a little bitch

is Jon Jones a beyblade lads

Read that as Stamina

yeah so weird

Do you have this version with the yugioh card added?

GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT

Dana paid him 8 figures to throw the fight, thats why he looked so despondent, he was conflicted with his choice to take the money over his pride

lmao chill out pedro, i thought brazil was white

gay af belt.

If Smith wins he’s white

If he loses he’s a mutt

reminder johnny walker will fuck up jones this year

based

\o/

lord jesus forgive me of my sins, memes aside, give Smith the strength as you gave to David against Goliath, as you gave to moses as you have given to all of us we are thankful,
In the lords name, in jesus name, bless and protect us, guide us.

Amen.

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Smith literally cannot reach Jones with his babby arms lmao

jon has a massive ego holy shit

Lmao every time I see Smith's height listed it's always something different.

I hate to say this as someone that voted for Trump, but Usman is going to absolutely BLACK Covington

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Smith wins round two. I'm from future

Considering the tone of what we got, Ali G as Freddie would be BASED.

One night Dana was watching Bloodsport and had an idea

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yes

i got a lot of money on it making it to the second round, so i hope over

...

>herb dean
fuck this

Looks more like a ring than a belt. Trash.

>herb dean
uh oh

It looks good

Hi carl

>Better gas tank than Usman
Not physically possible. I've always liked Colby over Usman, right up until tonight. Tonight we saw Usman's full power.

JONES LOST TO A DEAF MAN
NOW HE'LL LOSE TO A BLIND ONE

>Canadian humor

this is the dream

Hahaha
Bit past the peak of 150ug sleep is for girls and gays

Conor wins the rematch.

do you even believe this shit

fun fact, he actually is a gym now. you can go in his chest and pump some iron

No one wants to be mistaken for Ben Rothwell

>herb again

bed time in less than 3 minutes this is so good

If Smith heems Jon we'll literally have it all in one card, MMA summed up

won't happen though, if you think it will, stop lying to yourself please

>HERB DEAN IS BACK IN THERE
HOW HOW HOW WOULD YOU LET HIM HE JUST RUINED A FIGHT
PUT ME IN THERE I'LL REF THE FIGHT FOR FREE

JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED DON'T STOP UNTIL YOU DROP

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you might be right, he is definitely doing coke mouth shit in the octagon

And your winner by default

ANTHONNNYYYY
LIIOOOONNNNNHEEEAAAARTTTTT
SMIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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I hope the attached chart helps

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Imagine having a guy you smashed twice living rent free in your head

>Herb Dean after Askren Lawler
Ruh roh raggy

GUILLOTINE

im gonna be for real here

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>full power
60% at best

JONES IS WHITE
unless he loses, then fuck that cheating nigger

heh

Why do all fighters have twig legs? Was /fit/ lying to me all this time?

>reddit
unironically fucking kill yourself

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>13 losses

This will be the easiest fight in Jones' career.

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Be on the lookout for any nose grabs

SMIF WILL ALWAYS BE MY BOY

where do I learn the martial art 'whoopsie do' ??

how big is that beasts foot? size 15?

Under, Jones get this done in the first 2 and a half minutes.

exactly. I wasnt proposing some metalcore shit from the warped tour. I want some shit thats gonna set the mood for a beating. I wanna feel some type of way.

Really hope smiff didn't pay money for those tats

same lad cant wait

From the future, Anthony Smith wins and I get dubs

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GIVE SMITH MORE POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

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>

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Is that Anthony Fantano?

Jon looks fucking good tonight, holy fuck. K1 Bones.

I like Smith. I hope it gets this.

Is Smith white?

he is tonight.

fuck no he isnt

is anyone gunna mention tthose milf tits in the bacc

FENCE HUGGING ISN'T A FUCKING SPORT FUCK THE UFC THIS IS BULLSHIT

but it is what will ultimately win against anything else that feels to ''cool'' to do this.
with people like you fighting would never evolve.

Colby literally turned the fight down, because he is afraid.