UFC 235 Live Thread #8

Woodley is being DOMINATED edition

>Next
Jon Jones vs. Anthony Smith

>Now
Tyron Woodley vs. Kamaru Usman

>Results
Ben Askren def. Robbie Lawler via sub (bulldog choke) (R1, 3:20)
Weili Zhang def. Tecia Torres via unanimous decision (live blog)
Pedro Munhoz def. Cody Garbrandt via first-round TKO (4:52) (live blog)
Zabit Magomedsharipov def. Jeremy Stephens unanimous decision (live blog)
Johnny Walker def. Misha Cirkunov via first-round TKO (0:36)
Cody Stamann def. Alejandro Perez via unanious decision (29-28 x2, 30-27)
Diego Sanchez def. Mickey Gall via second-round TKO (4:13)
Edmen Shahbazyan def. Charles Byrd via first-round TKO (0:38)
Macy Chiasson def. Gina Mazany via first-round TKO (1:49)
Hannah Cifers def. Polyana Viana via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)

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first for my dad

woodley is finished

Usman is white

THIRD for this guys dad

AI will replace refs and judges

EDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WAKE UP MR WOODLEY

miss mir
miss lesnar

HOLY FUG

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm falling asleep lads.

Cazzies won't expect R5 overhand ko

fuck woodley he always made people fight him on short notice so they couldnt have full camps

literally reading the gamethread during the event. fucking tyquil, weak mind

can't think of anyone who can beat usman

Woodley has always fallen for the guillotine meme.

Real aryan warrior

Worst fight of all time

zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz...............

Woodley is a bitch nigga

Colby is gonna have a field day with this

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>that pathetic flying guillotine attempt
GAHAHAHA ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BLACKED

TYRON "THE SLEEPY ONE" WOODLY

I hope Colby pull a Brock Lesnar on the winner

Nigerian scamming Woodley out of his belt

LMAO

dana drugged tyron

>based nigerian

First for Marty from nebraska

yikes

imagine paying for two negroids laying on top of each other for 25 minutes

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dear lord please let woodley go beast mode in the 5th

Woodley will get a submission round 5 screencap this

What will Woodleys excuse be?

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NOOO TWOOD YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

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31%

SHOOK
H
O
O
K

GUYS, SOMEONE ABDUCTED WOODLEY'S GRANDMA!
THAT'S WHY HE'S THROWING THE FIGHT!

woodley getting blacked
holy shit

just suck lyips and make up, fellas

yfw Woodley comes out in the 5th with a flying knee and 3 uppercuts AND STILL

>the desperation pull guard guillotine

you're not werdum, it never works

Joe “ I think you should have to earn a stand up” Rogan

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why doesn't woodley use the cage to stand up?
he's not gonna win on points

VAMOS NEGRO

USMAN IS A FUCKING INCREDIBLE

chick looks like such a bitch....god I wish she would just smash my testicles

*hits you in the abs and a left kidney repeatedly*

FUCK MARC GODDARD

FUCK HEARB DEAN

Colby Vs Usman would be very interesting considering Colby has great cardio as well.

Why the fans booing. Are the people thatr actually buy tickets to the events just casuals?

Another Muslim fighter beats up a kaffir dog. Alhamdulilah.

>Division 1 wrestling

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u right about that, dana cant feel good

Woodley totally shut down and humiliated.

GSP retired at the right time,

Ngubu would have heemed him.

Usman comes from a great african lineage of slave traders. probably shipped the woodly senpai. to the USA personally

Woodely doesn't look healthy. He looks apathetic and sick. It's like he is just sparring or something

scammed by nigerians

Mirin Usman's cardio

This is the typical Woodley fight, I'm glad he's losing his tittle

/ck/ on the right

damn Marty might be champ for a long time

racism somehow

that's called a slave auction, user

The story of the fight is I slept on Usman. I wasn't ready for this. I feel like an African African is a bad match up for an African American.

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based gordon probably wants his money back. I hope to god he lays huge money on the fights. He seems like a good dad but he has fuck you money

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>the absolute blacksplosiveness of those shoulders

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lmao look at this bitch woodley getting his shit pushed in by the naija usman

Idiot ref lul

Goddard is 100% comped

What did Joe mean by this?

Based Goddard

woodley's body got body snatched

Dumb fucking britcuck ref

Link for stream? I want in lads

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oh nonononono

EVERY TIME marc goddard wants to make it about himself, fuck this guy

this is pretty much a worse version of the conor vs khabib fight

Is Woodley on too many painkillers?

>the state of Woodley

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>0:00

lmao

SPICE FROM NOWHERE

good bye woodley

Goddard the faggot

WOODLEY GOING STRAIGHT TO THE RETIREMENT HOME AFTER THIS

Im late to the show, anyone got a stream link?

wtf is this ref even?>

usman's striking is pretty laughable

These guys are swinging so tired, its hilarious.

>UFC refs

W-Woodley has just been b8ing this whole time right? H-he'll knock him out in the last round right?

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Usman just gassed himself lmao

kek

FUCKING SPICY

>Tyron Poodley

>inb4 Usman wins all five rounds but still lose due to the standing policy of a champ not losing his belt to a decision

BASED GODDARD

Woodley is being MEMED ON WHAT THE FUCK

Woodley's gassed and flushed

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Woodley is dead

BASED GODDARD TURNED THIS SHITSHOW INTO A FIGHT

Why doesnt Woodley just swing? He's already eating every shot

is he actually drugged? wtf

who the fuck is this ref

he needs to be fucking fired

They're booing Goddard and his retarded stand ups and separations

what the fuck is Goddard's problem?

r/mmastreams

>Ref doesn't want to watch wrestlefucking either
TYBR

Tyron's being outwrestled and outblacked

haha, yea fren.
yea.

Is Proper 12 good whisky lads? Is it worth seeking out?

plebbit/mmastreams

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

;_;

>bout to heem him but suddenly gets gassed
NOOOOOOOOOOO

Woodly paid off for a rematch. didnt know ufc was turning staged like the wwe

Darker than black
10-9 10-8 10-9 10-8

>Colby in background
kek

THANK YOU BASED GODDARD

woodley aint gonna get a KO when he's this tired

fight is over

advantage marty

They're stopping it.

this fight is really fucking gay

Holy shit that just happened

that booty

Woodley's coach must be infuriated, the fucker hasn't listened to a fucking thing and looks like he's just waiting for it to be over so he can go home.

have a stream of piss

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Fucking missed all 4 rounds.

Who's winning lads?

BASED

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Give Colby the winner

HAHAHA GOOOODURDDDD KEEP IT UP HEHEHE I HAVE 3 K on Tyron. I was in Vegas las5 5ime he fought wonderboi. Won hehehhehehehh

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nate the great would unironically heem woodley

Tyrone finna bust out the Anderson Silva rd5 miracle special

>tfw Colby would've won

Usman is pillowhands

>based marc "the slave driver" goddard

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Tyron looks like he's about to cry

stop spoonfeeding

Woodlet getting memed

BASED REF

Lmao woodley looks like he is about to cry

USMAN 100% GASSED HIMSELF OUT WOODLEY WINSUSMAN 100% GASSED HIMSELF OUT WOODLEY WINSUSMAN 100% GASSED HIMSELF OUT WOODLEY WINSUSMAN 100% GASSED HIMSELF OUT WOODLEY WINSUSMAN 100% GASSED HIMSELF OUT WOODLEY WINS

Lmao at Colby in the crowd

Dana paid him to try and get Woodley over with a lucky right hand

They're both gassed.

Poosman gassed himself out trying to finish and got rocked himself.

A ref that doesnt know anythimg about mma lel

Two more rounds of wrestling fuckery

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Technically speaking it's one niggers laying atop the other. One of the niggers has yet to lay on the other nigger, therefore it would be incorrect to state that "two niggers are laying on each other" as you so primitively put it

Takbir! These kafir pigs can't handle Muslim superior Muslim warriors.

GODDARD IS /OURGUY/

tfw have a 3 leg bet for funky, usman and bones

>you’ve got to fight now

Lmao

does tyron even want to win?

Usman is looking feckin phenomenal

holy shit.

damn woodleys gunna cry

It's alllll part of the show!

Tyron's corner is garbage. They shouldn't let him go out there again. Stop the fight!

tyron is fucking sleepy

YFW COLBY GONNA SWEEP UP THE REMAINS AT UFC 240+

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>both of them look dead as fuck

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this ref needs to be gone tonight. what the fuck is his deal

will you doubt our AMERICAN BVLL like you did Askren?

Not really but it's not terrible either. Worth the meme 6/10

Woodley needs to go out swinging

how many of you put money on Usman?
based pick

Was hoping Woodley was gonna get Marquardt’d against the cage there.

usman by a million points, woodley needsa ko

usman.
easily.

WOODLEY ACTIVATE

>who the fuck is this ref
fuck off cazzie

The night the brain cells died

lmao what a bitch nigga

THIS IS THE POWER OF KARA BOĞA NOT WEAK "AFRICAN" AMERICAN

Usman is the man.

Woodley is ass. Always has been

did woodley just say, whats going on? then they cut the audio from the corner?

desu wrestling is my favorite part of mma

FUCK AFRICAN AMERICANS

BASED NIGERIA EXPOSING THE BASEDBLACKS

Colby unironically

The only reason i dont think dana paid woodley off to lose this is that usman would be an even more boring champ

Dont worry guys, tyron always has his rap career!

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This round. He almost did just now.

T Wood = GOAT

Just watch

Usman doesn't even sit
His shoulder game is amazing 2bh

He dropped his arm. He's out bros

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Expose yourself Aussie

Tyron is going to win this fight.

Stream @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

BASEDSTREAM.COM

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Guys. I put a lot on Tyrone. He made me bank against wonderboy. I fucked up this time

SLAM

rip Woodleys ribs

go for the nut shot son break it

40-36 Usman

>conor was correct to beat goddard the fuck up

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Tyron needs to stop training with whitebois. It's rubbing off on him.

Colby needs to throw his MAGA hat on Usman's head. That will wake Tyron up.

Woodley is going to need a fucking miracle.

Tyron been feasting on white bois all this time. He can't deal with a real Africa nigga.

Tyron "The Dozing One" Woodley

Based Woodley fighting a 200 IQ fight.

ref is so bad

those shoulders are unironically great

more fake than WWE

BLACKED

woodley is complete garbage lmao

My theory is Tyron is experiencing the same thing Rumble does. He gets intimidated by other black guys that he'd normally crush, so he sabotages himself by respecting them way too much.

t-wood is sick just look at his face. He looks weak as fuck

ufc needs to investigae possible black magic violations woodley has been schleepy this whole time

Woodly looks like Jeff Hardy on a shitload of drugs before Sting beat him in TNA


SOMEBODY TEST TYRON'S PISS!

this fight is over
fuck woodley

I'm sleepy as fuck and this fight is not doing me any favours, was Woodley told his mother would be killed if he won this fight or something? He just never listened to his corner at all.

Usman finna be the most boring and unremarkable UFC champ of all time.

No. It’s cheap-tasting swill. Sub-Johnny Walker Red-tier. Tastes like turpentine that someone poured cheap artificial vanilla in.

Not remotely worth it.

woodley never got a money fight hahaha

>OHHHH USMAN IS LIMP, HE ISNT MOVING
>STOP THE FIGHT HERB!!!

Usman has like 3 10-8 rounds so far

There was an American on here the other day that was telling me Usman would win and how
Exactly this, I'm sorry bro. I respected your argument but didn't see it happening. Look at this

He always looks like that

Tyron wins the rematch & trilogy

He's terrible

Woodley is a dead man walking.

This is fucking over. Can we just fast forward to the hand raising

USMAN IS TAPPING

but just how good is Till?

Dana has rigged this. There's no way this is right.

Jesus fucking Christ, who beats Usman guys? Maybe colby? He's the great white hope at this point

This ref doesnt know what grappling is

Lol dubs checked

>the shantytown of Woodley

who's blacker?

woodley will get another gift standup and a final swang and bang

RIP Woodley.

sorry lad. hope you have rent covered

Joe shut the fuck up about the Von Flue only OSP even knows how to do it

kekele

This bum is the champ?

dude woodley is gonna be throwing up blood lol his left side is gonna be fuuucckkkkedd

USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN USMAN

Roach. Exterminate roach

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I feel gay watching these sweaty black men wrestle... maybe this sport is not for me.

The Tyquill era is over. OVER.

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so we get colby vs usman next right? pls no rematch

literally so fucking boring

This

Tyron boring too tho

Woodley on suicide watch now that his belt welfare checks are gone and Dana will be sending his ass to lellator

Woodley, GSP and MM exist

>woodley says he doesn't want to know if askren wins to not throw off his own fights
>askren asked him if he could walk him out
>askren looks like fucking shti right now, beat up a fuckload and it was a 1st round fight
>...
>woodley thinks askren got heemed and its fucked him up, mentally not in the fight at all

it's not BLACKED when both of them are black.

Save your blacked posting energy

based

If woodley loses this
he's done
he's going to be broke
he's never going to get a money fight
JESUS

I underestimated Kamaru. This boring cage hugging style is very effective.

We need a new meta.

a lot of people. Tyroon is alseep.

>punching tyron's butt
I'LL BEAT YO ASS

WOODLEY HAS FLU JUST CONFIRMED ONE OF HIS TRAINING PARTNERS ON TWITTER

USMAN WINS! USMAN WINS!

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Askren would have murdered Marty

I'm glad Cruz is keeps jabbing at Rogan, it's embarassing having to listen to that bald shit talk about fighting like he's done anything relevant in the past 2 decades.

Neither does Woodley apparently

Don King-esque, Joe.

brainlet

turn the contrast and brightness down slowly. whoever disappears first is blacker

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>start promoting him as the """""GOAT"""""
>gets dominated

T-WOOD IS SICK
T-WOOD IS SICK
T-WOOD IS SICK
he is fighting like his mind isn't even there

Woodley gonna lose his desk job because he clearly doesn't know shit about MMA

WOODLEY LOOKS DEAD

usman vs colby is going to be SPICY

Usman is an animal and this ref is fucking SHIT

>Rogan suggesting that we rename an established move to a black man's name

Imagine my shock.

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Good riddance to Tyquil hopefully he gets cut

What’s it called when an African destroys an Amerimutt Black?

He's from Nebraska you worthless faggot

i get intimidated by black guys too

I doubled Poirier and Usman at +700 and I have a single on Usman by decision at +335.

2bh that african is working 20 times harder than woodley is in this fight, after such a pitiful performance he really doesn't deserve to keep his title

Woodleys throwing the fight so Ben can be champ.

>implying usman isnt a REAL African nigga

>ANOTHER BORING ASS LAY AND PRAY DEFENSE, TYQUILL
>I'M COMING FOR THAT BELT STOP DUCKING ME

Would this be the best way for Colby to respond to the situation? Pretend that he can't tell black people apart?

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Will Dana be happy with a more boring fighter as WW champ?

Woods' rap and ufc career are over

>Askren easily chokes out Usman
Oh noo nooo. We are living in worst timeline.

Tyron will fade away after this

Nerf Nigeria!

SEETHING WOODLEY FAGGOTS ITT

Did Dana finally poison Tyron or something? He's nowhere near the top of his game

usman era

>He's OUT!

>One time I root for Woodley
>This happens

Wew. Reminder.

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must be one of the most lopsided title fights of all time? especially from the challenger.

I'm not sure Woodley has done anything

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It looks like he knows it's over

Colby would have beat Woodley, Woodley never had to defend against a wrestler and only had to fight meme kickboxers and a pensioner bjj fag

Woodley wins the rematch

These American 'blacks' are mere shells when stacked up against true Africans

wait a minute

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Dana looks happy

>HIS HAND WAS LIMP FOR A SECOND. STOP THE FIGHT

DANA BLACKMAILED WOODLEY INTO THROWING.

BLACKED (TRUE)

OSP has more wins with that choke than VonFlue

>people in this very thread not one hour ago would have said Woodley is one of the best WW of all time
>people in this very thread thought he could beat GSP

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>peepo thought Tyquil would beat GSP
LMAOOOOOOO

ferser two dudes laying on each other for 25 minutes high level problem solving with dire consequences

Goodard or whatever you spell his name is being a complete fucking cunt, the whole fight.

Fuck him.

HEEM TAPPY

Shut the fuck up before I have my wife’s Bull black you

That's not true, it's pretty commonly known move these days.

WAKANDA'D

AFRICA UNITE

man im so glad i didnt bet tonight all my picks got HEEMED

What the hell is wrong with Woodley?

I'd heem this bum.

Dana took the Ungaboonga Wakanda bux.

tyron by knockout

did you not see carla esparza get demolished

Yes.

I think so too. He looked out of it before the fight even started. It looked like he didn't even try.

nah he's just tired

Usman also trains with whites

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Go Nigeria! You can do it!

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lmao Dana texting, not even watching

How does Tyron even ever manage to kill all every event he's in?

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He's gunna do the same thing

Usman is just too black.

colby would've done the exact same thing to woodley

BLACKED

reminder that tyron wanted to become a double champ

I love seeing Woodley lose but this is mostly boring. I wanted to see him get KO'd standing while gassed.

>Rogan turning heel on Woodley now

Makes sense, he swing from one bbc to another.

Girl in the back is VERY IMPRESSED

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REAL AFRICANS > AFRICAN AMERICANS

There's a new BBC in town, white bois

How did Dominic Cruz get so bad at announcing? He doesn't know when to just move onto the next point, he feels like he has to defend himself.

BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D

HOW WILL WHITEBOIS EVER RECOVER

AFRICA, UNITE!

I'M SO GLAD ALL 228ER WOODLEYFAGS ARE OFFICIALLY BTFO. ESPECIALLY THAT ONE NEWFAG CALLING HIM THE WW GOAT

I'm happy for Kamaru

Usman has no punching power

Colby easily beats Usman

I don't wan't that man as champion

AMERIMUTT BLACKS ARE WHITE
SO YOU GUESSED IT
BLACKED SQUARED

AFRICA UNITE

This was so sad to watch

holy shit he is gonna kill askren

He seems like a genuine guy

WOODLEY DOES NOT LOOK NORMAL RIGHT NOW. HE LOOKS APATHETIC AND SICK. THIS MAN IS NOT HIMSELF RIGHT NOW

>two wrestle fuckers wrestlefucking each other
yeah i dont want to miss that one

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zzzzzzz

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WE DID IT KAMARUBROS

WOW U WIN BRO. U literally brained me. Jones is gonna win. Everyone jones

AND NEEEEW

>khabib at 155
>usman at 170

ultimate zzzzzzzzzz championship

woodley looks fine while usman is exhausted prostrate on the floor

usman won the battle, woodley won the war

sip

ahh the championship belt, those were good times

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hopefully we don't see him much anymore

hes english he doesnt know what wrestling is

Africa and China win.

AFRICA UNITE (moved to usa as a small child)

>cazzie
Definitely feel like I am literally looking at rotting meat on someones bones here

Colby is the real WW champ.

these blacked levels are so deep that its reaching through a black hole

Nigerians are based

*completes transaction*

>WHAT WAS YOUR GAMEPLAN TYRON?

finna not fight, gonna just be a punching bag, see what happens

little man complex in everything he does

African America white bois!!!!

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completely shut out
good fucking riddance woodley

based

NIGGAS AINT SHIT AGAINST AFRICANS

See where all those Marty jokes get you.

Colby would've unironically won against the Tyron that showed up tonight.

anyone got a picture of colby standing in the audience at the end of round 4

I swear Round 2, 3, 4 and 5 were like 10-8's

Not sure Woodley got a single significant strike. Amazing. It's easy to saw Woodley doesn't look right but he's never fought anyone like Usman. Amazing fight, reminds me why I love MMA. Woodley seemed like such a hard puzzle to solve and Usman came out and smashed him.
Not the most entertaining fight but a great one

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He's shitposting on heem

IT'S OVER WOODLEY IS FINSHED

WAKANDA FOREVER

>best takedown defence in ufc history

Im not a Woodley fan but.....WOODLEY YOU LET THIS FAG DOMINATE YOU. HOOD PASS REVOKED BIG BRUH

There definitely was some black magic involved in Tyrone's heem sleepiness

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AFRICA UNITE!!

Why does Titio have such a huge head? Roids?

Woodley never learned to not back up into the fence against a guy who likes to fight against the fence

blacked/0

AAAANNND NEEEEWWWW KING OF WAKANDA

WOODLEY 100% WINS THE REMATCH

My head hurts

COLBY GOT THIS SHIT LOCKED LMAO

He thinks he’s in a competition with rogan. He has no chemistry

>Alex Iwobi is champ
wowe

Woodley can still win 2bh. It will be close

Who had the worse fight IQ tonight? Cody or Tyron?

I think he got injured during his camp and was on too many painkillers

Joe "We've never seen a fighter of his talent" Rogan

Joe "Best welterweight of all time" Rogan

what do you think the score will be?

50 - 42?

Rest of Africa hates Nigeria, so it makes sense.

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usman is a turkish name

>ty-quil woodley
>covington was right

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He's also redpilled. I remember a heembeded of him talking shit about ghetto ass blacks.

Well it's over for us Americans, time to pack it in bros

How do we fix MMA?

>"it's done"

Woodley wins the rematch

impressive performance by Usaman.

was their gameplan to back up all the time and do nothing

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What if that wasn't even woodley, but woodleys body double? Whoever the fuck that was, they certainly have never fought in the octagon before.

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One of the most dominant performance from a chalenger, still under RDA x Pettis, Jones x Shogun, Garbrandt x Cruz.

Robbie

>child of immigrants
th-thanks safe country for raising me, think Ill represent the place that tried to kill me

He wouldn't be pretending.

Wtf happened to woodley?

Dude was one of the best welterweights with incredible wrestling defense.

Does Colby get the shot or rematch for tyron?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you your first African (Nebraska) UFC champion.

who the hell beats Usman?

50-44, 50-44, 50-45


BASEDBOY WOODLEY ON SUICIDE WATCH

that was a sound asswhoopin

>YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO TELL ME WHAT TYRONS GAMEPLAN WAS

>YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO TELL ME WHAT TYRONS GAMEPLAN WAS

>YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO TELL ME WHAT TYRONS GAMEPLAN WAS

I have it scored 50-42

The fight sucked but it was good seeing Tyrone get beat up.

Mma will die without rules to restrict wrestling

Surely Tyron will get an immediate rematch.

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Woodley was paid to take a dive.

It's a new era in UFC

>INB4 NGUBU FAILS THE DRUGS TEST

TYRON WILL BE BACK, MORE HUMBLE AND MORE READY

FUCK AFRICA

USA USA USA

these guys are another couple of levels blacker than usman even
we havent even hit peak blacc in the ufc

>50-44

I don't know if he just has a combative personality, but it comes across like he doesn't like Rogan and wants to argue with him. It's like this every card they do together.

well i guess woodly done

Did Dana drug Woodley?

Nebraska*

>a blackman actually with his kid
Nani Sore!?

I feel like this was the biggest factor.

conor khabib

The weight cut is probably too much for him, he is 36

was he down on lean or some shit from making his album? what the fuck woodley

Would be fucking based if he did this

He was poisoned

W A K A N D A is African not African-American

Whites BTFO again

Cody no question.
Woodley looked like he had gone through leukemia before this fight

>tfw Dana cuts Woodley right now

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>

boring shit

Imagine watching that and thinking Woodley didn't deliberately take a dive. Or it looks like he was drugged lmao.

50-45?

The Rogan Curse strikes again

NIGERIA FOREVER

god damn wrestling is gay

Looking back, was he the GOAT WW champion?

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Jesus fuck what is that in the Marley shirt?

GSP > Woodley

maybe holloway can save us

does tyron pull an anthony johnson and retire to do "other things"?

TYRON WINS THE FIX IS IN

Get rid of the blacks

Von Flue made it popular and it's been called the Von Flue for a long time. It'd be like renaming the Kimura at this point.

New Wakandaweight champion of the world!!!!!!

THAT POST
THAT FLAG
LMAO

>More boring Woodley with less personality who doesn't even use the race card.
Is Dana actually going to khs this time?

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>50-44
B L A C K E D
L
A
C
K
E
D

50-44

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Tyron looks old and weak now

he's finished

>doubting based colby

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I can't believe how ugly that belt is

Nice

Creepy ali abedelaziz

Usman is better than Woodley, at least he preses forward, Woodley just backs up against the cage for 25 minutes hoping to land a big right

All African immigrants do that.

>Usman has a daughter

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Euro Ngubus flooding this thread

48-47 Woodley

Would explain why he did literally nothing the entire fight and backed off when he accidentally landed a punch.

>that little tongue poke
Cute!

so many fucking niggers
great job though Usman

...

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BOOKIES HATE THIS MAN

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Usman broke him.

>Smith secretly performed a dark ritual in the back, draining all of Woodley's energy so he can obliterate Jones in 4.3 seconds

rush the cage colby. upstage this nigger.

this nigga crying haha

Colby owns him, you fuckin dork

is that big black woman his missus or mum?

>cursing while holding your daughter in your arms

RDA vs pettis

First round was typical Tyron fights, in round 2 he ate that elbow and the slam and got railed for 3 minutes. No on really took Tyron down and out like that and he didn't really recover.

That ape screeching WTF

The one time i wanted Woodley to win, he loses. Amazing. He looked scared throughout the entire fight

cody

tyron got outclassed, cody was just an idiot

look at that babboon lmao

wtf brah?

Did that man just steal a loli?

black on black BLACKED

>30%

>joe

>very black athlete
>lightskin child
this seems very common, thoughts?

BEN 4 THE REVENGE!

Usman is now the GOAT WW in UFC history sorry I don't make the rules Joe Rogan does

Lmao his wife

>Jon Fitch flashbacks intensify

>SCREAMING BLACK LADY
>SWEARING IN FRONT OF DAUGHTER
Think that's me done with the UFC. There goes the neighbourhood.

Marty trying his best to sound African.

Not sure what country this is from but if big dude got on roids and a real diet/routine he'd be sick

his clinch game got exposed combined with his habit of backing into the cage

now dana is happy, that little red rat

>that wannabe african coal burner

oof

>YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO TELL ME WHAT TYRONS GAMEPLAN WAS
DU NUFFIN

NAME ONE MEXICAN CHAMP HAHAHAHA

>Swearing in front of his underage daughter
Wtf. Dana strip this guy RIGHT NOW

wow swearing in front of your kid

He's so emotional bros :( How can you hate this guy Usman

Daughter is bleached? No african accent?

A real african not an uppity cunt from shit louis

not after this performance

>swearing in front of your young daughter
what is wrong with these people?

>Woodley thought he was the WW GOAT

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His wife is Brazilian so his daughter is a mix of 2 filthy animals

>Swearing right in front of your child
No class

He sure sounds American

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I did but I'm kind of excluding KnockOuts because then you can just include shit like Conor knocking out Aldo in 13 seconds
can't get more lopsided than that

>swears in front of his child

DANA AND WOODLEY FIGHTING IN THE BACKGROUND

YO FUCK ALL THAT.

wtf joe is 6'1?!?!

>SIGNIFICANT STRIKES: ZERO

not sus at all

purely normal

>swearing in front of his daughter.
proof of lowlife trash.

>dropping F bombs in front of your child
I guess I should just be surprised that he's still with his child

>Cussing like a sailor while holding your daughter
Yikes

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This why blacks grow up to be such animals.

hahaha no

>Joe repeats his line two times

USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH USMAN IS TURKISH

her mom is in the octagon, looks pretty white to me

>Incoming 100% goof

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> improvement meme
lol, woodley fought the same as he did against rory and shields

Velasquez

africans hate american niggas

NEW THREAD WHERE?

rip

Woodley has the flu. It's a tough one, b.

>joe, no, joe wait
>your name is joe rogan
lmao

I dont get it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

was kind of hoping colby would storm the cage

>when your race card gets trumped

new number one fan here
t.ex conor fan
t.ex khabib fan
t.follow whatever is popular and jump ship when things get tough
t.cazzie

Both

covington vs usman

covington will come out of his cocoon now

>non-goofs picked smith
based

Who the fuck was saying Woodley could be the GOAT WW? GSP is in the convo for the GOAT, not just the GOAT WW, but the GOAT.

Amazing fight from him.
I'm ridiculously impressed, love shit like this.

SMITH WINNING CONFIRMED HOLY SHIT

Her and Ms. Cleavage next to her are both hot as fuck, who are they?

See, when immigrants come here they bring their kids and they learn how to speak perfect english so that the parents can keep speaking foreign for their whole lives without having to learn english

Usman was insightful there.

“Mixing this shit up. I’m the best.”

Just like GSP.

>Smif guaranteed to win

Feels good man

Stifle the wrestling, catch him coming in with a counter, capitalize on a rocked/stunned opponent, just like all his previous fights.

fights have never been fixed dont be silly its completely normal to not attack in a fight

Not to make an excuse, but wtf was wrong with Tyron? We know he likes to back up, but that was ridiculous. Even going to the cage he looked like he was coming straight out the hospital

>Woodley threw the fight to inspire Africans, the one thing he has tried but failed to do since becoming a champion


based

Oh no Usman is gonna get sick!

>oh no he said a nono word!

DADDY DID IT

BLACKED

White women belong to black men.

what a great new champion

Is Colby coming in the octagon or not?

Will Usman ever get tired of mentioning that he is from Nigeria?

>Little girl just confused edition

lmao is his wife barefoot? wtf

lmao
>pretending that some whitoids don't do the same
why are you retards like this?

All memes must come to an end

>last two goobers put it on smith
it's over heembros, we lost...

we're all animals, question is whether you'll be a lion or a sheep(white)

Woodley fucked up my parlay. Fucking nigger

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No clue, they've been there in the last few cards

>cussing in front of your child

>little girl practicing for her future

SMIFF
THE
GREAT
WHITE
HOPE

Surprised they're interviewing Tyron

Mum

>White wife
Based Usman

English is the official language of Nigeria

Woodley had a staph infection. Could have happeneded to anyone. Rematch when?

Call Dana White a racist for not giving him a money fight and never paying Mighty Mouse.

You can't fault him, he did what he does best and Woodley just let him do it from the first second of the fight, he looked like he was actually afraid to throw a single punch.

that kid is braindead lmao

ok in round 5 when that hasnt worked and you're 4-0 down and your coaches tell you to stop doing it

do you just continue?

when previously youve shown youre a smart fighter who follows clever gameplans

The Colby fight is writing itself

Only fight I've got right is the WMMA fight that I totally guess at.

imagine tyron asking dana to run it back

Division 2 wrestling > Division 1 wrestling

Took White's dive money, innit? White's been doing this for awhile now, he doesn't want belt holders that dominate for a decade because they accrue too much leverage during contract negotiations. White wants a high turnover rate for belt holders. Bones will be the last of the old breed.

lets be real gsp is not in the goat convo

see ya tyrone
Bellator or ONE lads?

>A real african not an uppity cunt from shit louis
tbf all the actual Africans I ever met here hate US niggers, they really aren't the same. Granted, I've pretty much just seen the smart ones since I don't live in Somalia Jr. (Minnesota)

/POL/TURDS IS THIS SOME KIND OF SELF-HYPNOTIZATION THAT YOU PEOPLE DO. YOU SEE PEOPLE DOING THINGS THAT YOU KNOW FOR SURE THAT WHITOIDS DO AS WELL BUT YOU PRETEND THAT THEY DON'T AND ACT SHOCKED? WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE LIKE THAT? DO YOU GUYS HAVE SHAME?

I think Cain may have taken a dive

Hey feel free to fucking kill yourself anytime, Zuckerberg

>felt like a bad dream
Well he was sleeping.
>I'd like to run this back
Kek, never ever happening.

>thank you for a great performance tonight
>got the shit kicked out of him
>great

BJJ
He didn't know that it's a meme if somebody is also very well versed in it.

She managed a cute thumbs up though, going to be a great picture

tits in the crowd

NEXT:

Everyone getting goofed as usual kek

not gonna happen ever. He'll have to beat every single top 5 contender to even get a chance of another title shot

Usman is utterly based.

Welp lads, how do we unironically defend against the wrestling meme taking over MMA?

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>woodley deserves a rematch
the absolute state of entitled niggerdom

He will never get another title shot. Gonna get that Stipe treatment.

Guys there will be two new champions today. I hope you didn't forget it

>lion
>not a bull
C'mon son

Holy shit look how fat Rumble got

TYRONE YOU FUCKED MY CLEAN SWEEP U FUCKING NIG

>immediate rematch
>after that mauling
Just throw Colby in there

what just happened with the drama outside the cage

had it muted

Niggers are so ugly

Only because there is no conversation. GSP is the GOAT.

Is that fucking Vinnie Jones?

There's not a lot of cultural history regarding his people and even knowing their children exist, so give him some credit

>Rumble is back to full bloat mode
BASED

fat fuck jeff sherwood is there

Rumble is so big

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That's a pretty good theory user.

The Damien Maia gameplan

WAIT IS THERE ONE MORE FIGHT LEFT?????

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Yeah, EASILY. Woodley is Koscheck with better boxing.

Building up his payback meter.

all fighters should have a hype man like that guy

they didnt want him walking past Colby

Normally you'd have a point, but this is Woodley we're talking about.

lol did that black dude just hit that white woman while trying to hi five usman?

He won two titles and when it comes to comp his opponents were regularly near the top of the p4p records. His only loses he brutally destroyed in rematches. He's easily above Silva, and Jones could get there if he stops fucking it up himself.

Yeah, but that only leaves Jones. And no one wants that.

Lions go in cages. Sheeps roam freely. Lions will be extinct in 100 years. Sheeps will roam freely.

>the wrestling meme taking over MMA?
Nigga, it's been dominating since the beginning.

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Says the mutt

>Hana
>totally new, unique series guise!
you can't fucking fool me amazon

Toll status: Paid in full.

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No. The Hendricks fight was robbery. And getting BTFO'd by Serra doesn't help either.

It’s only the white cucks complaining about usman cursing in front of his daughter

Jones is done. Juicehead and beats up manlets. I'd be impressed if he had mauled guys like Overeem or Ngannou is whole career.

i don’t get it either fella.
I really don’t understand how and why people fetishize black either.

I think these are people who have never interacted with other outside their race.

What are your unironic thoughts on Usman as a champ? Does he do better than Woodley? Does he beat Thompson?

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picks are 100% goofed right?

>tips fedora

Hendricks fight was only questionable, not robbery.

Serra hits hard and caught him. He could easily do the same thing to Woodley.

The rematch showed the actual difference in ability.

Who /rumble/ here

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nigger here
not true

I thought Robbie's plan was pretty good but it turns out it's difficult to win when the '3rd man in octagon' makes it a 2 on 1

Post your face if smith heems jones

He is simply better than Woodley. Only thing Woodley does better is close distance and time counters. And GnP. And low kicks.

People actually thought Woodley was gonna run through Usman. KEK.

Hot take: Colby is a tougher fight for Usman than Woodley was.

2 remain, both picked Smiff

Did he eat all the munchies?

Is he not going to wear contacts?

RETURN OF THE MACK

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>cody loses
>Roby loses
>Tyrone loses

Why are former champs such shit?

this guy is a nigger right?

mixed black & white

he also greased his back against Penn

>white

Woodley is better than Usman, but his main problem is he is too timid, thats what allowed Usman to gain so much control

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Dana finally put together a great card

RETURN OF THE MACKRETURN OF THE MACKRETURN OF THE MACKRETURN OF THE MACKRETURN OF THE MACKRETURN OF THE MACKRETURN OF THE MACKRETURN OF THE MACKRETURN OF THE MACKRETURN OF THE MACKRETURN OF THE MACKRETURN OF THE MACKRETURN OF THE MACKRETURN OF THE MACKRETURN OF THE MACKRETURN OF THE MACK

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I would believe that if he gave GSP the Khabib fight

Jones is gonna end this soon

By going to sleep

True

What the hell is this