/cric/

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shes a looker. daym. id give my dick for a night with her.

would you give three toes?

amount of facial hair is an indicator of how many turns someone has had on laura, that was santners first day

She's had plenty of dick so could probably spare one.

no but id give 300,000 spermaceti

Do you think it was team protocol for her to take Santner's virginity?

Definitely, really good of some of the other lads to be there and show their support.

>he has a micro soft

>Why, yes I do own and utilise a Sony PlayStation 4. How did you guess?

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what times it down under?

FOUR TWENTY DUDE

>she lives in cucktoria
LOL

DUDE

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okay............ this is epic dude

slow day

or maybe im slow

cricket = based

but seriously cric is normally quicker than this. did something happen in australasia?

Based

could have watched the end of NZ vs Beggerdeshis test but pox cucket has these frumpy inferior pig women on instead

It’s Sunday. Everyone’s busy with family and friends. Me? Just tidying up my room.

dont think thats why

busy with family and friends lads

See ;)

got commitments with the local sunday school/youth group on a Sunday m8

Footy is back on

EB Games is now in possession of my ps4 pro lads. 5 - 10 business days before I hear back from them about the repairs. And they give no guarantees that it will actually be fixed.

It WILL be fixed
You WILL play Bloodborne

my ex gf was just in nz for holidays, she's latina from ecuador, did any of you chads fuck her?

let me know so I can dap you up, thanks

sundays not usually this quiet. if sunday is a good reason for what you guys have said, then your society is pretty fucking backward.

>Richmond

Just had a cheeky wank, don't know where I came, then I realised it went all over my wrist so I licked it of hahah.

im gay

and a pedo

>get interested in a ps4 because of these threads
>$479 for the shitty base model
that's a yikes from me dawg

Xbox One X

>Not getting a 500gb one with a bunch of shitty sports and FPS games from ebay

Got mine for $150..

High IQ post.

>second hand

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Small dic /cric/

Big coc /hoc/

>consoles

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anyonr watch ufc?

Love this thread

>Laura with her horses

They were up for $319 lol

just got the call lads, work is officially off the cards for tomorrow

>Cunts talking about wasting money on videogames
>Just dropped a bunch of cash on a Rolex

Fuck.

got any pics lad

hope you didn't fall for the submariner meme

>there are other watchfags on /cric/
BASED. Which one? Got an 116610LN myself.

>falling for the watchjew meme

>Getting a Sub

Nah, Day-Date 18038.

watchfag here.

No date 14060 is allowable.

>Not rocking out the Seiko Samurai/Sumo/SeaUrchin combo

Yes, I too wear a wrist fedora.

you sure are a fag alright

Is BASED Archie /cric/-related?

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just feel like they're too played out and it makes you look new money

for me it's the blue milgauss

not my personal favourite but good for you mate

GAVE MY SON A PATEK PHILIPPE PHUCKAS. PAAAATEK PHILIPPE. A PATEK.

ARCHIBALD CHESTERFIELD THE THIRD

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>ywn fuck ladyboys with based Archie in BANGERS PHUCKERS

Nothing wrong with being gay m8.

What's a good entry level Archie video? Reckon I'd get a good rise out of him

dmc5 demo is garbage.

him giving his uncaring half Asian son an incredibly expensive watch while they live in filth and squallor in Brisbane

>getting a rise out of the Pontiff
You might as well troll The Urban Cucktry.

that redditor will just delete your comment
can't fucking stand him, don't know how anyone falls for his sociopathic tricks

This. It’s basically the reddit squad keeping him afloat. He’s somehow got a bunch of actual fedoras to embrace their “hurr gentleman m’lady” side and honestly between his youtube channel, patreon and his website he rakes it in. Smart but very deceptive cunt (all the stuff he did with shilling squale, fucking over smaller channels etc).

Based Teddy is orite desu

$300bux for an Urchin a good price?

NZL?
You can get them for about $200 hundy NZD, see:
ebay.com.au/itm/Seiko-5-Sports-Automatic-Watch-SNZF17K1-AU-FAST-FREE/192554949465?epid=182587726&hash=item2cd52b5b59:g:rssAAOSwshJbD5h5:rk:1:pf:0

The $20 difference in quality between Malaysian and Japanese made isn't a game changer so the cheaper one is fine.

>I'm not getting paid I just really like this shitty watch no one else likes!
>by the way they made a version just for me please buy it

So it is like every DMC game.
Click click click right click jump and repeat 1000 times.

Just dropped trips of truth in /hoc/.

>Poorfag pc owner hasn't even played the first OG DMC
>L-look, I'm relevant t-too

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I just don’t get microbrands at all.

Yea NZL, but the dollar is at 1.04 right now, so it's practically the same number. Might just spend a bit more for a Presage though.

Any cunts in here got a Seiko SARB?

they call you redditbro

Yep

love holly's bottom!!!

Alpinist mate

>calling someone poor because they don't like braindead hack and slash
I have no doubt that you never owned any console in your life.

>braindead
lmao play DMD and say that
DMC is the most complex hack and slash on the market

Calling DMC dull is like saying playing the piano is just pressing a bunch of keys.

>DMC is the most complex hack and slash on the market

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>IITbro
Cringe namefagger KYS

watchfag here too.

Watching Logan lads. Love me some capekino

>complex
In what way?

>hack and slash is complex
Ohnononono

retard

BASED

Taking game recs after beating ds3 today

keen for a rts

I can't stop btfoing Yea Forums lads

Why are you so mad? Can’t justify the game’s complexity?

>Resorting to ad hominems
Yup, you weren't breastfed and study the Arts

Just pre-ordered my captain marvel tickets lads gonna be excellent

not mad, you're just not worth my time

you sound like a massive faggot mate

t. only plays God of War

rereleased DMCs and 4 have low skill floor allowing casuals to play them and think the game is mindless button mashing shit but that kind of gameplay is impossible in the higher levels

watch true skill videos on youtube, to play like that you have to be frame perfect in every single thing you do

yikes

based

how does it feel that be on the right side of herstory mate

Anyone else here have a military pension or just me?

You're not Aussie are you
>proxyfag btfo

Okay lol

TOP FUCKING KEK

lid

You now remember Dickwella Patabendige Dilantha Niroshan Dickwella

Very muscular and intelligent like my favourite superheroes Carol Danvers and Wonder woman

No matter what anyone says, DS1 is absolutely gay. No way you'll be able to play that after DS3's combat(which will actually seem pretty slow once you play BB)

I receive a retirees pension

Nice one sis

What's it like working for the zog for that long?

So by skill you mean dodge more often?

Based. Does the new generation of Aussies just not like cricket ?

>zog

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no lmao

shit lanka on the ropes

>Sydney hosting Mardi gras
hahahahah
Remind me why Melbourne is "pozzed" again?

*gets beaten up up by a group of apex members*

relaxing lads

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>SBDC063 $668 on Seiya
>Customs wants $100 GST and $55 "entry fees"
Fuck these cunts I'll be asking for plain packaging.

surely they'd be stocked at a dozen jewellers nearby

Looking good mate

homo fake grass

renting, not my choice

good for cricket though

$1000bux tho

SL copping it lads

>watering the astroturf
are you, dare I say it. originated from the country of Greece?

water is for the plants mate

just woke up
probs gonna shitpost all day

KEK wogs on the ropes

he's too fucking pale to be a based elite wog

Fuck me I reckon I got sunburnt again

plebby mate you here mate?

Reckon that wog got rugburn from his fake grass. You got some plastic flamingoes in the garden as well m8?

Pretorious really firing them in

just got done watering the concrete before the cool change rolled in lads

got some plexiglass corinthian pillars mate

order just arrived for the front yard lads

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lawncunt has nothing on my place

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Get the Samurai bruh.

just get a bezel mod for an SKX007

oh good, the "fertiliser" for the "garden" has arrived.

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OOOOOoooooooooooooo fernandooooo

might toast the new lawn lads

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>Seikofags in /cric/
Love me a cheeky JDM Seiko

>modding cheap watches

If you’re planning not to resell them, that’s fine but mods on a cheap watch are a moneypit.

$50 to make it look like it was twice the price

got a gold seiko for my 18th bday, 27 now that badboy still going strong

Bodiyabaduge Oshada Piyumal Fernando

is oshada fernando elite?

it's a classic design. Redolent of 80s childhood

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that glass is filthy

so am I

it's for ink brushes, quality 50c Salvo's purchase

Yeah a cheeky bezel insert is okay, but cunts always go overboard, and next thing you know you're paying the cost of the watch to get it sorted.

If you do ever plan on selling it, you won't get that back either. Modded watches never sell, and if they do for way less.

Waiting for sebbo to delete this thread and make his own.

Joseph Melican at it again lads.

when did SL get decent lads?

>freshies actually thought BASED Lanka would lose this

lmao

can I get an YUH YUH
can I get an YUH YUH

haha yea I remember dad throwing them at mum, fun times haha

this is the post

Bancroft 11(20) in shield lads
got run out lmao

they were never going to stay bad for long, literally cricket obsessed country

got a 30 year old half aussie half greek gf lads

based

OUT

Yikes get out quick m8.

IT WILL BLOW YOR MOIND

Would prefer if it would blow my dick

going for a cycle lads

They call you bikecunt

Got a Klean Kanteen insulated water thingo, it's pretty mad ay.

Avishka is a rare talent lads

I was at a lounge/bar type thing with my wife in Sydney, and a pretty tall, ripped guy grabbed my wife's ass. She got super pissed told the guy to fuck off looked at me and said "do something".
The guy laughingly said he was sorry he didn't know she was with someone and walked away, but i just kinda froze.
My wife got super pissed at me, and it's been weeks and we haven't gotten past it. I feel like i lost a lot of respect. What was i supposed to do, guy was a douche at a club, wtf is there to do, he apologized.
We talked extensively about it and she felt vulnerable that i'm supposed to be her protector. I feel super shitty. She keeps bringing it up on random shit like i need to work out.
It hurts me to feel like our relationship was fragile enough that this dumb shit is making it be so stressed.
Idk if this is paranoia but she is even changing things about herself, she got fake nails and very long hair extensions and i feel like that's somehow connected, idk how?
We've talked ALOT about this and i feel like nothing comes out of it. How do i regain respect and assertiveness in this relationship?

fuck up josh

Lift weights. That's all

Holy fuck that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upvote! Take another from my second account! Hell, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping asshole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on /cric/ was that funny! I think there’s only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:

If it wasn’t a goddamn repost

>lift weights
Didn't realise this was /homo/. Thought I was on /cric/.

/cric/ is a ps4 and seiko general.

getting bullied at work lads. thought this shit would stop after high school, then it continues at uni. then I thought it would stop once I get into the workforce but I'm still getting bullied. fuck this

what are they bullying you for

whats for dinner boys?

DROP YA GLASSES
SHAKE YA ASSES

unironically had mi goreng instant noodles

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Chimmichurri beef with green peppers and basmati rice

about heaps of shit. not having a gf, not 'getting a root' on the weekend, not doing job fast enough, not being attractive enough, preferring ford to holden but ultimately finding both shit, living with parents

lamb rogan josh

home made burgers lad

>migraines

fish and chips with tabouleh

sounds like youre the whipping boy

left over hot and spicy kfc maybe with some leftover jasmin rice

reckon Tahir has the worst hair in the game tttt

>not 'getting a root'
Thats sexual harassment mate, I'd file a complaint with HR, you can get these disgusting animals fired.

It's the boss that does it most though. First thing on Monday morning he'll always ask me 'did you get a root on the weekend?' and then when the inevitable 'no' from me comes out, he'll say some shit like 'why not? you're not a queer cunt are you?'

confront him about it then, if he just gives you more shit then go to some employee rights agency, do you have that over there?
[spoiler]or you could just grow a pair and throw it right back at him and tell him his mum is a dud root and that his sister/daughter/missus was a wild ride[/spoiler]

does he have a son?

Your boss sounds like a top bloke, he's just looking out for ya m8.

How is that looking out for me?

No. 2 daughters.

I'm not good at confrontation. I'm a very beta, meek person (obviously since I'm on Yea Forums). I need the job though. Been applying for literally anything else, but getting no call backs yet.

just banter back mate to earn his respect

fuck up josh

Hahahahah holy shit. Just quit you idiot

GRACE I WILL BE OUT SOON

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/24/teenage-audi-mechanic-committed-suicide-colleagues-set-fire/

just banter lad

apprentices are soft cunts these days.

I can hear the Butt Rock Boomer Peppers from my house. Probably knocked 50K from the resale value

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somebody post the audi mechanic wojaks

whats tambouleh?

you on the dole m8?

shan’t be eating dinner

I think living in Adelaide has knocked 50k off your house

dole too? mate go dumpster diving

based me predicting the future

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nah just had a big lunch

not on the dole, just poor, lazy and unhygienic

makes me laugh every time

>His father, Keith Cheese, told the inquest that he would never forgive himself for missing the warning signs leading to his son's death. He said that his son had approached him and tried to start a conversation the day he killed himself but he had not looked up, captivated by a pre-recorded golf tournament on the TV.

HOLY SHIT boomer incarnate

What's your favourite ps4 exclusive? For me it's Horizon Zero Dawn.

Bloodborne is the only correct answer.

>casualborne

gow

>gears of war
>ps4

I have and will always be a Halo man

>ps4
>games

Good joke

Reach onwards was shit

*crack*
*ssip*
now Duke Nukem 3D, that was a real FPS

George's line manager, Simon Wright, who admitted to playing a number of pranks on George, told the inquest: "I was in the workshop when a prank was played on George and he was set on fire.

"It did not go too far. We knew where to draw the line," he said.

"It was not bullying."

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Honestly? Based

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Good morning losers.

put your trip on and fuck back off to /nrl/

I have the same fears as Jack and I will definitely end up the same way.

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literal and unironic sexual harassment

Nah, /cric/ is Xbox territory, newcunt.

so true

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Sri Lanka won't be pleased with those last two overs I don't think

>wake up
>poothetic poostralians have turned /cric/ into /cric9k/ again
Fuck off with your off-topic garbage faggots.

Delete this thread and make yours.

most reddit post of the decade

honestly doubt any of that is true

Mine’s already up bruv.

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needs his insulin infusion

Baizuo is a real term.

Whoops, guess you got told.

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>What is inspect element?

100% sounds like CPC propaganda.

Taco Bell has to rush a few workers in for overtime when they hear sebbo coming

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>inspect element
>on an iPad
Kek, check the desperation

>posting from an iPad
yeah you're definitely not using multiple devices there lmao

Of course I’m using multiple devices. All one internet connection though lmao

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Oh well he said he's not using a proxy so it must be true

>b-but all lefties are hedonistic atheists
>b-but all lefties love Islam

>b-but all lefties are dole bludgers on welfare
>b-but all lefties are rich elite with a saviour complex

everytime.

>proxy
... because posting through a proxy changes what time it is? Desperate posting is a bad idea mate. Better switch back to ranting on vocaroo so I can hear your cute voice.

Obvious fake.

Matt stonie vs sebbo Taco Bell challenge

>No one can change the time on their device

In other words Matt stonie vs a typical sebbo order

Are you sure that’s what you want to guess? Because that’s your third attempt.

For me it's pretending to like a foreign sport on the internet to garner attention

fuck off
why try prove yourself here when everyone hates you
you're such a boring duplicitous cunt

yeah really sounds like an American boomer putting their twist in a Chinese term

Big man standing up for your girlfriend there.

you have the mind of a child

The gf says it’s an accurate description of what the term actually means.

rules 1,2 and 3 lads

You have the cock of a child.

India and Pakistan have violated a ceasefire along the Line of Control in the disputed region of Kashmir, killing at least six civilians and two Pakistani soldiers.

Key points:
Fresh fighting broke out less than 24 hours after Pakistan released Indian pilot in a 'gesture of peace'
Among the dead are two siblings and their mother, who were from Indian-controlled Kashmir
Pakistan claims that Indian troops with heavy weapons "indiscriminately targeted border villagers"

'ning bla
x

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder
this is the mental disorder on display

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hope you get better bla
x

Watching xXx return of a xander cage lads

Pretty farkin shite tbqh

planning to watch Annihilation myself

watched that on a plane once
hilariously bad

Based Bla at it again with the epic banter.

Unfortunately once i start a movie, no matter how bad, i watch to the end

pretty good film .7/10

it's good fun, I enjoyed it

i find that woman incredibly attractive

a situation has arisen where south affica, a county not exactly rich in the first place,will have to start offering players mad sums of money to stay ...tipping there’ll be some young white players swearing alliegance to South African cricket in a contrived way in the future...basically paid shills

they call you nohobbieslad

poor man's stalker

all because of these shitty regressive racial quotas
rabada, philander, ndini and the other fast bowler are all proof that their grassroots efforts were working. they then got impatient and now they're getting absolutely fucked because of the quotas

what's another good Dalton bond kino lads? watched the Living Daylights yesterday

>south africa = south africa cricket board
maybe if this was true the english cricket board might actually be competent

what do you mean

>a situation has arisen where south affica, a county not exactly rich in the first place,will have to start offering players mad sums of money to stay
it's not the country offering them contracts

holy mother of pedantry

i know it’s not. But South African cricket resources are still part of South African resources, which are far from unlimited and I imagine pretty poorly managed

haven't they had those quotas for ages
>rabada, philander, ndini and the other fast bowler are all proof that their grassroots efforts were working. they then got impatient and now they're getting absolutely fucked because of the quotas
so you're saying those players are good enough that they'd be selected without the quota, and yet the quota is holding SA cricket back?

have a feeling nigidi is pretty shit. Will stay in the team but average about 34 with the ball

how is it pedantic? pretty retarded to define the cricket board's finances by the country's. it's just the business of sport

there's only two of them. Personally beyond liking Goldeneye a lot, Moore's campy Bond is my favourite. Live And Let Die & Moonraker are worth your time

quotas came in officially I want to say in 2017 but they were giving preference to the darkies as early as 2015, when they selected an injured Philander over Abbott in the world cup

and yeah I am, the kolpak exodus is a direct result of that. players like Olivier and Abbott left because of quotas and Peidt almost did because he didn't qualify as a full black and was competing for quota spots with the south asians.
cricket was transitioning from a white only sport when you had Ntini and fuck all apart from Gibbs LARPing as a black man. Players are now coming up through the system and in another generation they probably would have had the racial mix they're now trying to force at the top level

>peidt doesn’t qualify as a black man
Lol wtf how

I thought it went as far back as KP's early days and that's party why he went to play for England?
I guess it's hard for a white fast bowler to break it into SA cricket with the quotas, seems they always give the blek spots to quicks

he's half black, I think two spots have to be taken by fully black Africans and then two by "coloureds" which includes half blacks and asians

He must be from around Cape Town, they don't consider them black in South Africa.

it wasn't at a national level and it wasn't official, it just "guided selections"

and yeah that's the problem really. it's going to get worse when Amla retires because then they'd have to find a new darkie batsman of which there are none

I don't understand the Kolpak stuff, do they actually make money playing county cricket or is it to prepare for t20 tournaments

to add to that, the quota is now law set by the government
if the rugby and cricket teams don't field enough darkies on average through the year, they get fined and lose the rights to host international events

yikes I thought it was a voluntary thing

they make more money in England playing for 200 boomers in the crowd than they do playing internationally or at least a comparable amount, and they also have the security of living in a non-shithole that's safer and gives their kids better opportunities

nah, CSA were publically seething when it came in and it's worth noting that was with a non-white as their President

they all knew they lacked the depth for it to work

>they make more money in England playing for 200 boomers in the crowd than they do playing internationally or at least a comparable amount
literally how? where does the money come from? I always thought overseas county players were just doing it for test-level experience

exchange rate differences mate

British sport gets funded by the lottery

would a black man of non South African descent born in South Africa count as African to the CSA

that's completely irrelevant here

yes the requirement is worded as black african
so they could steal a Zimbabwean or Kenyan if they got desperate lmao

not really, the rand is absolute shit compared to the pins sterling

not a fan of all this racism

this is just ridiculous
What about somebody of black british carribean descent.his muh Black=Africa is pretty ridiculous and illusionary and is the black equivalent of some varg tier bullshit. Boers are African. The implication that a Kenyan is more South African than a boer is absurd

the irony is that black activists overgeneralise africans more than normiea and racists.

really should be a xhosa quota, the bantu have been there for less time than the boers

South Africa is a fake country in the first place

WHY IS TEMBA BAVUMA IN THE SA SQUAD WHEN HES SHIT

RACISM

BASED

vocaroo rant on the cards I'm thinking

quite enjoyed zachary’s rants, showed it to my mum and she thought it was funny

you live withyour mum ahahahahah

she lives with me

based son

was this taken before the gangbang

what makes you think that

I wish I lived with my mum

F A F
A
F

fuck off faf, seriously this cunt is blessed

>Ntini
LEL

disagree with Zachary's assessment of 100 Years of Solitude

excellent books

Hi guys

/americric/ checking in

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one of the few books recommended by a woman that I actually liked.

like sex but never want to have sex with girls I like
can never look at them the same afterwards, not sure why

And is this what you wanted; to live in a house that was haunted
by the ghosts of you and me

>shes gone forever

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probably molested by a high ranking archbishop one time

God bless the box

definite whore madonna situation going on in my brain

AND IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED!? TO LIVE IN A HOUSE THAT IS HAUNTED!!

BY THE GHOSTS OF YOU AND ME!!

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I also get this

...

ah yes, the post-sex incel personality disorder

Sebbo you’re a virgin shut the fuck up fatty

>post-sex
>incel
what did he mean by this

Hitin de kock

Kek

So seething he broke the i, ii, iii rules. Ouch.

>It is possible that such a split may be exacerbated when the sufferer is raised by a cold but overprotective mother[7] – a lack of emotional nurturing paradoxically strengthening an incestuous tie.[8] Such a man will often court someone with maternal qualities, hoping to fulfill a need for maternal intimacy unmet in childhood, only for a return of the repressed feelings surrounding the earlier relationship to prevent sexual satisfaction in the new

Hmm

And nothing of value was lost.

It's win/win for the rest of the world anyway

What country are you from?
If you are paki then I'll be filtering US flag.

Lebanon LMAO

might wank

Then how did this Arab got into cricket. Must be paki originated.

He is half Lebanese

Sri Lanka copped it

Other half?

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We don’t know yet

something even more heinous I'd imagine

Are you retarded? I said win/win as in the more deaths on both side the better. I am Sottish but living in NYC now after making it with Bitcoin last year.

is it schizophrenia lads?

I know what you said and I'm hoping for nuclear warfare myself but it's the paki part which disgusts me.

TWO SAWN UH
AIRY ZONE UH

I'll just leave this here and leave
youtu.be/Nz0ZqX5TtRQ
Sebbo out

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He kicked it to the boundary kek

today was a good day

wtf is wrong with South America

Absolute STATE of that wicket keeper's appeal

Cute

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can only fuck girls I don't like, is a bit of an issue

pseudoincelism---characterized by incel behaviors (severe cognitive dissonance related to sex and romance, misogyny which the sufferer denies exists, probable autism spectrum disorder, situational erectile dysfunction) in a person who is sexually active.

Boomers are apoplectic with rage because we played 1 bad ODI lads

might reinstall tinder

>stan: "Du Plessis is underrated. He is one of the best ODI batsmen out there. But you don't hear about him."
kek what backwater did "stan" roll out of?

Brisbane’s storied Gabba stadium risks falling into “disrepair” if it does not secure a naming rights sponsor, Queensland’s Sport Minister says.

The Queensland government officially launched the search for a naming rights sponsor on Sunday as it attempted to find funding for a multimillion-dollar facelift for the beloved venue.

Sad stuff

hoping we get a based Disney Stadium

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Licence to Kill was alright

based richo

BASED FAFGOD

It hasn't been good since they removed the dog track desu

smoking again

BASED

Faf top 10 batsmen in the world right now

so true
the world wasn’t ready for serious bond

pancake for brekkie/brunch bla
x

just fucked around and opened 109 unread emails

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they call you shittasteinmusiclad

so wrong

pretty sure they call you shittasteinmusiclad

I've met Dennis Lyxzén many times. He is a moody bitch.

things that never happened

wouldn't be surprised

if a band tours Australia it's fucking easy to meet at least one of them

Just heard that a major ISP in India banned reddit. Feeling good that most of them will never use that leftist propaganda hellhole.

smelly

I've met a lot of cool people, as in spent an evening with having some fun. James Iha, Josh Homme, Cedric Bixler

why would someone lie on the internet like that

it's not that fucking hard mate

for me
>J Mascis
>Earl Sweatshirt (wanted to fuck a girl I was with I think)
>Leonard Cohen unironically
>Killer Mike
>Mac DeMarco

I had one of the guys from Dune Rats call me a suck cunt too, he was completely unaware that me and one of my mates were taking the piss out of him

lol

seething jealousy

>noooooooooo!!! but everyone is as boring as I am!!!!! t-this can't be happening!!!

i believe ya bla
have met a few dubtech artists myself
he's just taking the piss outta ya x

embarrassing

They should ban facebook as well.

They call you nosociallifebro

Facebook has too much power and userbase so ISP/government won't touch that.

speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/6vriwarcwaw12nqt

they call you lyingontheinternetlad

They call you veryjealousbro

Zachy go to bed. The entire A1 BN mobile network got permabanned last time you did this shit.

Then they should hold hearings and drag Zuckerberg to India and make him explain why they're not doing enough to stop Pakistani extremism from inciting anger in India.

More kino

they call me veryjealousofliesontheinternetat4ambro

the answer: yes

i believe that anyone posting on Yea Forums at 4am has a social life

having a whiskey waiting for the csgo to start lads

Sounds comfy

Sebbo and taco bell are simply not distinct entities any more

Twitter is a bigger culprit for that, you can check tweeet from any Indian celebrity on current Pak issue and most replies will be from pakis.
Their ISI has hired people to spread propaganda on every major social media and and on /pol/ alone there so many users with pass that they will bury your comment with fake twitter feeds.

I haven't played much since they reworked d2, it just doesn't feel right.

Sebbo bell: all you can eat Taco Bell

would be nice if some cricket was on

m8 you are taking rubbish

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Just saw that pros are using AUG, looks like a lot has changed.

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>imagine playing CS after 1.6
that's a big yikes from me lads

Waiting for sebbo to delete this thread so we can go to the actual /cric/

the STATE of that other thread kek

im gettin the ciders in, no one joining? 4 * k for £6.

Do we really need 58 threads to celebrate a 0-0 soccer game?

HATE soccer

LOVE cricket

having chai and catching up on videos from the 'tube bla
could've used a coupla nankhatais and samosas ngl tbqh
x

THIS is THE post!

hoping babloo will score a cricket test century

>Zachy go to bed. The entire A1 BN mobile network got permabanned last time you did this shit.

hmmm

Intriguing stuff tttt

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umm..ya si I just saw blabla on /int/ in a general called 'brit' tbqh

For me lads, it’s based cricket.

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Hey Sebbo,
I can still like girls I just have issues being intimate with the ones I like fatty

source?

An answer expected of an incel. Or at least a pseudoincel.

Would NOT be surprised if suddenly there's a DSM-IV expert posting on /cric/

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Got a big poker match on Saturday with the other chefs but I don’t know how to play really. How do I win ?

give the chefs your money and then do something productive with that time instead.

DSM-V is the currently used edition.

YouTube lol

Current edition but not universally used. I think most practitioners and insurers still prefer DSM IV-TR

t. Mr Boring
Shall be doing some research

What format? I'm guessing hold 'em. Just look for video on it. Play conservatively until you learn to read the other players. And go in with a maximum amount you're willing to lose and play with no more money than that. So if you bust out your night is over. Far more important than knowing how to play and how to win is knowing when to quit.

youtu.be/fb7YWwB6bJA

Oi fat fucking plebbo sebbo u here mate

yea mate just giving some poker lessons and dropping some DSM knowledge bombs.

Is there a better poster than Sebastian right now?

learning about pouring concrete now desu

to hear the kiwis talk about it you'd think there are no posters other than sebbo

Somebody needs to do a remix of CallMeSeb with added Zachy samples ASAP

ah yes, we do need more cringetunes around here. not much cringier a vocalist could get than zachy. maybe if daniel wrote the rants.

Finbros how goes the treatment? Notice much regrowth last month?

TWO SAWN UH
AIRY ZONE UH

lyl

Cheers seb

The Tucson Doggystylers

Tucson K9 69ers

Tucson Pooch Smoochers

Thai cuisine = best cuisine.

Hey, I'm a lawyer and this is crazy.
But I like cricket; call me Sebby.

The Tucson Tryhards

the coorparoo child molester

Hey, I’m a NEET; my drivel makes you groggy
I will go to eat and then fuck my doggy

>he can't even match his banter to the melody
SAD

lyl

OH NONONONONONONONO

Carindale*

The Arizona Loner

Oh is it? My mistake.

Seriously though lads, imagine actually being from Brisbane.

i am so glad i thread splitted sebbos awful thread, cant wait to do it again

>splitted

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God lads I love her so much

Imagine being such a boring unoriginal cunt

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