UFC 235 Live Thread #6 El Oficiale Grrrrande

Marty from Nebraska edition

>Next
Jon Jones vs. Anthony Smith

>Now
Tyron Woodley vs. Kamaru Usman

>Results
Ben Askren def. Robbie Lawler via sub (bulldog choke) (R1, 3:20)
Weili Zhang def. Tecia Torres via unanimous decision (live blog)
Pedro Munhoz def. Cody Garbrandt via first-round TKO (4:52) (live blog)
Zabit Magomedsharipov def. Jeremy Stephens unanimous decision (live blog)
Johnny Walker def. Misha Cirkunov via first-round TKO (0:36)
Cody Stamann def. Alejandro Perez via unanious decision (29-28 x2, 30-27)
Diego Sanchez def. Mickey Gall via second-round TKO (4:13)
Edmen Shahbazyan def. Charles Byrd via first-round TKO (0:38)
Macy Chiasson def. Gina Mazany via first-round TKO (1:49)
Hannah Cifers def. Polyana Viana via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)

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askren makes haters seethe YET AGAIN

who Yea Forums here

How does Joe not lose his voice after screaming at the top of his lungs for hours on end?

>would've won
how do you know, Robbie could have easily stood up and knocked him out, he proved at the start he was able to get back to his feet

Fuck niggers and fuck jannies

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Herb Dean is corrupt.

I thought he was out lads

ASKREN - LAWLER 2 WILL HAPPEN ASAP WITHOUT A FUCKING TRIHARD REF

i hope both of these niggers lose

Lawler was robbed b

lets go Tyron!

If you agree with the stoppage you're an absolute cazzie pleb

It wasn't Herb's fault.

Good stoppage

In many ways, nobody won that fight

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Askren looked invincible in there

askren is the new fedor

Rate this card so far
>8/10

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he was out

Askren won with an early stoppage and should have rightfully been stopped by that GnP

That Angle slam was dope.

Robbie was grabbing his head and then let go of the head, so arm went to floor is what it looked like to me.

Dana going to be sending out straight murderers out like a mob boss after a can like Askren just humiliated him like that

DESU I thought that he was 100 percent out. If you'd put a gun to my head I wouldn't have even hesitated.

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If Anyone is wondering that move is called "kata guruma" in judo
t. judoka

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Do African-Americans make suitable mixed martial arts referees?

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Askren won fair and square, but he really really needs to improve his stand up

It was fotn up until it became wfotn.
This is the thread.

Someone please make a webm of askren getting pieced up

>will let a guy get his face pounded into the mat even when it's clear from the body language that he's done fighting
>stops a fight just because the arm drops

Herb Dean strikes again.

HOW MUCH Y'ALL LOW IQ NIGGAS LOSE ON LAWLER LMAO?

Holy based white man

Ben is a fucking madman. He made a new fan today

I don't like to use this word often but, you have to be a colossal cuck to hug the referee after he calls a stoppage like that
Is there anybody left in the UFC that isn't a huge pussy?

lawler was out you retards. Bens got a chin

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Herb finally exposed as the bum he is. Has been getting progressively worse along his career

Askren went in there and executed the perfect gameplan left the fight with 0 damage

fuck fantano and FUCK kendrick

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protip: he wasn't

>We should stop fights when one fighter gets rocked because he'll probably lose anyway
Cody would be GOAT.

gimme album recs bitch

robbie was limp lads
good stoppage

Askren would have won regardless.
If he can survive a Lawler barrage, he could take on anyone in the division.

Dana is finna kill himself after Tyron and askren win tonight

He doesn't sound Nigerian

nth for based benny

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lmao this is a joke right?

Meme fighters are 4-0 tonight. Only 2 meme fighters remain. Can we PLEASE have one of them lose? This entire card is a waste if there are no upsets.

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USMAN IS SHOOK, PART 2

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i can understand why he might have thought robbie was out but it was a bad stoppage

>tf
>cazzie

People were unironically comparing Askren to Khabib who has never been knocked down lol.

Askren gets heemed by anyone in the top 5.

If you bet on Lawler I'm glad you lost that money

which one is the hope for whites? Usman or Tyron?

>ben askren's boring HURRRRR

Every single second of that was solid gold
make sure not to cry too much when you're beating off to Bailey Jay POV porn tonight chaps

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Fucking hell if I get all my picks right except for Cody imma take up mma and heem him irl

>nigger fight
Brb gonna take a shit

I hope you die of anal cancer

yung loota - nigga of the year twice

Chad Mendes wasn't out

some of you guys were bitching about two women fighting, i don't care about watching two blacks fight

lawler won

Herb used to be good but has consistently gone downhill since Weedman vs Rockhold

>Askren beat a juiced up lawler in 1 round

Is he the GOAT?

Me: "Stop the fuckign fight already Herb"
Me 5 seconds later: "WHY DYOU STOP THE FIGHT HERB???"

>Askren belly down taking shots to the head from Lawler
>No Stoppage
>Lawler in a choke, looks fine
>STOP THE FIGHT GET OFF IT'S OVER

Oh for sure this is legit my guy 100%

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I need that slam webm

Going to Metric Saturday night.

>Arm goes limp
HURRRR HE WAS STILL IN IT MY GUY

Woodley is the king gorilla with the most mass but Usman is the sigma gorilla with that crazy lean build and built as fuck too

Usman wins easily, Woodley doesn't have the fire needed to win this fight

>EVERYONE SAYING IT WAS A BAD STOPPAGE IS EITHER A RETARD OR HAS NEVER FOUGHT
>EVERYONE SAYING IT WAS A BAD STOPPAGE IS EITHER A RETARD OR HAS NEVER FOUGHT
>EVERYONE SAYING IT WAS A BAD STOPPAGE IS EITHER A RETARD OR HAS NEVER FOUGHT
>EVERYONE SAYING IT WAS A BAD STOPPAGE IS EITHER A RETARD OR HAS NEVER FOUGHT

guys
i think askren may have gotten some seriously dangerous damage from being dropped on his head like that
i'm not crazy right?
that was fucked up
he might get a brain haemorrhage when he's sleeping or someshit

Yep. Apparently Herb was asking and no response or indication from lawler though. If so, can't blame Herb.

Holly looks so masculine, years of Test-E will do that to a lady

is this the comfy thread?

Too $hort is the only good rapper don’t @ me

he wasn't escaping that man, it was going to end right there

STREAM
STREAM
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Good call by Herb

Looks like a John Cena F U

he needs to improve his wrestling as well

at least /ourguys/ woodley and jones will win now to save the integrity of the sport

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embarrassing native board, lad

literally /x/ tier

Arms going limp=fair stoppage.

The alternative would be to let the fight continue with one guy (possibly) not having oxygen reach his brain.

More like Robbed Lawler.

Herb took forever to call it after arm went limp is only reason yall saying shit

nigga's hard

The bong is so mad, how much money you lose?

as long as jones and tyrone dont fuck me over i've had a clean sweep

I've doubted Woodley too many times in the past. I think he wins without too much trouble.

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>IMMA KNOCK HIM OUT
translation
>IMMA HUG HIM FOR 5 ROUNDS AND LET THE JUDGES CALL IT AND IF I LOSE ITS CAUSE DANA HATES ME AND ALSO TRUMP

Usman is shook because hes fighting an even more powerful black man.

>REAL AFRICANS LISTEN TO ME

>SOPASOPASOPASOPASOPASOPASOPASOPASOPASOPASOPA

This PPV is already 9/10

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How are these (((fans))) claiming it wasn't a good stoppage?

>looks fine
He went as limp as your dick basedboy

Dont matter when taking knees to the body, Askren was almost killed in there

After reviewing the tape, I can now officially declare Askren won, and the stoppage was good.

Lawler went out briefly but when his body went limp, the bloodflow to the brain started instantly and he was only unconscious for a brief second.

Good stoppage by Herb Dean, and Ben Askren is the WW GOAT.

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Sir i believe its called the F U

Khabib
GSP
Askren

Don't mind me, just listing the true GOATs

post webm of askren getting pounded

lawler just gave him his neck too did anyone see that

Robbie was out. He went limp. This is a legit choke. Cruz is being a retard. It doesn't matter if it's not under your chin. Rogan is seeing this right, but Cruz is making him doubt himself.

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In wrestling we call it a fireman's carry

Marty from Nebraska

?

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>gets slammed head first
>survives
>comes back to bulldog choke lawler

based funky ben

Props to askren for surviving that first minute

fuck off newfaggot

>This meme African music
Has this nigga even been to Nigeria???

lmao @ this negro

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU HERB DEAN

I'M GONNA SAY IT

who /only posts on espee/ here lafs

I'm a white fellow that grew up in the suburbs, hip hop doesnt resonate with me, it all seems so foreign . thanks anyway buddy

herb dean is descending to Mario Mazzagati levels. nearly killing weidman and dolloway, fucking up conor vs khabib, now this

please fire this dumb nigger

Is the guy on the left next to Carla someone relevant? He looks like a guy on a reality show my gf watches (Married at First Sight)

They're new. That's the only explanation.

TYRONE will KILL this dumb IGBO. USA USA USA

Can this fucking guy walk any slower?

I can't believe I'm actually rooting for Tyron. I don't like either of them but seeing this faggot dance right now and I want him to get heemed hard

Fucking horrific

Robbie wasn't getting out of that. His best bet was to wait it out.

WHO /brit/ HERE

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>Bunch of shit cards in a row, roiders allowed to roid because they're "pulsing" and really dodgy reffing fixes.

Hate this era 100%.

Sigh
I wanna watch this not dance.

It's about to get real
Some black african shit.. you feel me.

Violence.

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That's an John Cena FU or a DVD in wrestling

It was a good stopage don't @ me

kamarus eyes look despondent, similar to conor's before the khabib fight

>Conor McGregor losing fights / hype
>terrible stoppages
>meme belts
>USADA is a mess
the UFC is dying

What an annoying faggot

Whitebois finna be SEETHING after this one

He's pretty awe inspiring, he went from 4.5 hours of Alex Jones, 3 hours of David Lee Roth, then doing this all day.

Well, black people love watching white people bleed and so you're going to have to really knock a white guy out to get a stoppage. A choke is different, no blood.

PM'd you ;)

Woodley's the only champ (male) that was champ before Nov 8th 2016

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Spicy card so far

Poosman is getting S L E P T

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unless smif wins, nobody is going to talk about anything except that fight

unironically that was spicy as hell

Was Askren just disoriented after getting clobbered? He looked really shook and scared to me for a bit there but rallied

Cazzies out in full force.

How come all the challengers in every recent title fight have been complete jokes? Is it the UFCs new strategy to pump out fights where the champs can crush cans?

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it's time

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Herb couldve stopped it here to be honest

Can't tell which one of the niggers I want to see get heemed more.

even if you think the stoppage was horrible, how do you figure he won? he didnt put fatskren away and he was getting his head cranked with plenty of time on the clock

>Cruz is making him doubt himself.
Because Rogan is a brainlet

I just cleared 20k in my parlay. Thank you Herb better to be good than lucky.

blatant early stoppage

>le dance of le dindu

Who's the white guy in this one, Woodley or Usman?

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Askren knows he's not out. If he was out he would have dropped to the ground after he let go.

How much you lose? If it's any consolation Robbie blew his wad with that little ground and pound and was gassing

*ting ting ting*
Ahem, fuck Woodley

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Who /TWOOD/ here?

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Askren went limp when getting GNP'd.

give your energy to rizin

SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO SOKO

>larping as an African

Come on Marty

*unzips*

Honest opinion?

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He lifted his arm when Herb put his nigger arms on him.
Literally just watch the replay idiot.
NO ONE stands up straight away if they get choked out.

i dont see how it should have been stopped there, at not point did he stop defending

Could have been stopped

crackstreams dot com
navigate the rest

Tyron about to heem this clown

Every other ref would have stopped it when Askren wasn't defending. Herb obviously let it go one because Uncle Dana wanted Askren to win.

That's some muzzie tier analysis

Nothing wrong with not stopping that fight

robbie is such a fucking savage. He wasnt out. Herb is retarded for asking him to respond when he had an arm across his mouth. Pretty sure he put a thumbs up too but will have to wait for that webmd to be sure.

Why does this make me rock hard

Bad stoppage but he was going out anyway, quit bitching

foy

Is this the nigger nightmare event?

eh Idk, that arm keeps moving.

The actual state of shittaker.

>Johnny heem r1
>Cody heemed r1
>Askren heem r1

Yeah been pretty good

>snoozeman vs tyquil
*yawn*

BASED BENNY working the fat smarks

USA! We must support Tyrone against the invader.

His hand was never limp. He put it down, you can see his arm move literally as soon as he places it down.

if I had money I'd bet the house on usman

his head was slammed against the canvas no shit he looked rattled

usman is a meme that only won his fights via wrestling without any dmg and against fighters without good wrestling, imagine betting on this dude

It’s the white mans thread, you’re welcome here user

>moves arm to mat to stop wasting energy
>repositions it on the mat
>herb touches his hand, he lifts his arm up by himself to show hes ok
>returns arm to mat again to conserve energy
>herb calls it immediately after


FUCK

NIGGERS

WHY THE FUCK DOT HEY EIXST

Its that scared shitless look

Undefeated streak ends now

Askren didn't go limp or get knocked out tho.
stay mad

>the greatest sip
based woodley

honest mistake

Pitbull fight incoming

fedor/randleman of 2019

woodley

cam_newton_twitchchat.jpg

My boy.

asskream was exposed tonight any decent striker is going to crush him

That's actually kind of interesting, thanks for sharing Britbro

The guy taking his shirt should be the one fighting.

Yeah his arm went limp, no ref can let the fight continue after that.

lads I like Askren too but Robbie is my boy and that shitty non finish fight feels like a night ruiner

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HE GAVE A THUMBSUP TO HERB MEEM

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>cumskins

people itt think an african bug eater and ALL AMERICAN BLACK BVLL are the same baka

Lawler was going out and the stoppage was legit. You jerk off to POV tranny porn if you disagree.

Jon Jones has been LHW champ since early 2011

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someone give me the two closest pornstar lookalikes of these two thots

lmao what are the odds?

jon has been champ since like 2011

Length of time of champion is worthless. Defenses matter, and defending 4 times in 3 years is fucking pathetic.

I get why Herb stopped it cus he THOUGHT he let the choke go until Robbie was out, but that wasn't the case. Still a huge mistake but I understand it.

Also, Robbie made Ben look like a bitch and left the fight with zero damage which is the best outcome considering his last few fights. Dana better cut him a back room check for that shit.

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the pat down is so fucking homo, what are they gonna hide a blade in their armpit? jesus fucking christ

Why didnt herb stop it when lawler almost killed ben

its woodley time, time for that exciting decision with an average of 3 strikes every 2 rounds

thats why he stopped it early the second time, shit like this is divegrass bread and butter

kind of sucks that askren wont get any credit at all for that
that was an amazing comeback

UFC Performance Institute doles out fluoride heavy water

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YO ONIONS COLOMBIANO PAPI

He's actually very pro-trump lol

>fighting a neck/head crank
cazzie cunt, first thing you do is relax, herb just couldnt see his face

Askren was still in an adequate position to defend himself through the vast majority of that scuffle

I thought it was gonna get stopped here desu
Askren was almost over the line

because you just KNOW

damn yeah you can see him talk to herb, weird.

counting out smif, mate.

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He's been bought by the UFC for years, why do you think they push him as the best despite his shit stoppages and dodgy officiating?

Based

the eyes are the window to the soul

His arm was stuck, Herb did good

Corrupt as fuck. There's a reason he refs the absolute biggest fights like Conor/Khabib. He used to be just fine, but he's obviously looking for that retirement money.

I'LL BEAT YOUR

I'LL BEAT YOUR

god damn I like watching Askren fight. He's the only fighter on the UFC roster, doughier and slower than me.

Herb stepping in jolted Lawler awake. Sometimes going to sleep is slow, but Lawler was 100% out there.

who’s got a webm of the slam please?

Yeah Robbie should have just stopped to write him a reply email. How do you talk and hear with another guys arms around your ears and mouth bright boy?

ILL BEAT YO AZZ

I cant watch this without laughing.

The way he just swings his head into Pedro's fist with all his power

Jones was a champ in 2011 brainlet

everyone makes mistakes

Ngubu and Jones are more black, therefore they will win.

but I do.

Brendan Schaub

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Based Funky Ben with the fucking bulldog choke what a debut.

Thought he was gonna stop it

okaaaaaay then nvm

Usman is legit one of the ugliest fighters I've seen in a while

Was it a thumbs up or just a convenient screen grab?

>All these salty white boys bitching about missing the OBJECTIVELY BEST fights in the ufc

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I think he was out for like half a second, and then him dropping the arm actually relieved some pressure and he woke up again. You can see him regain movement of his arm at the end

The winner of this fight is officially the niggest.

>I'm a white fellow that grew up in the suburbs
so is pretty much everybody else that listens to hiphop

Jon Jones wannabe faggot

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WOODLEY'S NEW MIXTAPE

Usman is going to learn what it means to be blacksplosive

could have given a thumbs up or something.
wasn't fighting to get out of it.
arm went limp.
lawler btfo

For sure, my guy. Lawler had him right where it wanted him. He was totally going to get out of that one.

bloody hell the absolute state

BRUH THEY DONE MAKE HIM DO IT
HE TOLD YALL

>woodley is from memesouri
Pound for pound, I think city missouri niggers are more dangerous than spear chuckers

ILL BEAT YO ASS
ILL BEAT YO ASS
ILL BEAT YO ASS
ILL BEAT YO ASS

BEAT YO ASS IN REAL LIFE
BEAT YO ASS ON TV
NIGGA!

These niggas finna fight

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Hi I’m Tyrone. And fuck this spear chucking Nigerian motherfucker

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imagine being so gay for jones that you spend time photoshopping him.

BASED

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Does anyone know the name of Usman's song? Much better than Woodley's shitty rap.

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Tyron wins by tko in the 4th.

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Based and redpilled

wiz khalifa

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Like it or love it a BLACK MAN is leaving as welterweight champion

Usman looks like a FOB African but he speaks english well.

Why would this be a bad thing

no matter who loses the fight the real losers are the fans for having to listen to these two walkout songs

herb raised his arm and it went down you dumbfuck

>white

I really fucking hate the fighters that can't stay still for 5 seconds while the ref checks them. They gotta keep jungle dancing, fucking Aldo does it too. It just makes me wish for them to get hit so hard in the head they develop early onset Parkinsons disease.

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Schaub thinks he's white?

WOODLEY BOUT TO BEAT THIS WHITE BOIS ASS

anyone got the other angle? I thought I saw a thumbs up from Robbie

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Is that MC Ride?

Holly is disgusting

He was dropped on his head and still survived. You need something more than that. But a proper ref will be enough to stop him
Muzzie tier saying 2bh

I'm not like everybody else

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who Yea Forums here

fuck this
i wanted to see colby and woodly

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he doesnt call it immediately you dumb faggot
he checked his arm, look at it from the different angle you retard

He has a wife and you dont

nah the narrative will be that he came back from adversity and has a chin because they want to hype him
everyone will buy it

Woodley or Jones will losing Tonight

BASED

IMMA BEAT YO AZZZZZ

Nah you drop your hands like that loads of times when focusing on a choke. Look he puts his thumb up when Herb touches

Schaub dresses like he's 16.

I don't think so, Lawler has really underrated TDD. Askren might get murked by one but they're gonna have to work for it.

Zach here . Yes

Woodley would satisfy your woman better than you can. This is a fact. You know it, I know it, Woodley knows it.

Shame Robbie didn't snap that faggot's neck when he dunked him, what an absolute cowardly fuck to tell the ref he's out when he knows he isn't. He took the easy way out because he'd just go blasted and his eye was basically shut.

only quads can stop giga woodley lads

If he wasn't already out it was only a matter of time.

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Let’s fucking goooo WOODLEY. Fuck’em up!!!!!

Where do you train? That's a fucking choke, both arteries are being constrained. 100% blood choke.

He has a degree in agricultural economics, very dangerous

I'll eat your ass?

based childhood

there arent any as hot as michelle or as haggard as holly

What’s your walk out song Yea Forums?
For me, it’s youtu.be/0qCYabLy1ic

i am feeling that usman will get embarassed

Igbumba is winning the strap sorry Americans

>HE WAS OUT BUT STILL MANAGED TO GIVE A THUMBS UP
>HE WOULD OF LOST ANYWAY
ALL WRESTLEGAYS ARE CHEATS

WHAT WAS USMANS SONG????

It's the top video game level shit right here boys

autistic jonfags out in full force tonight

Who is the white man in this fight?

goddard would have stopped it

>his arm went limp
>literally stands up fine 1 second later
T. Never trained a day in their lives jabronis. Ive fought out off triangle chokes while being blind from getting the blood cut off to my head. Robbie was in it 100%, Herb shouldve let him fight or go out

they're checking for grease

BASED patriot

I wanna kill myself anytime some boomer sports announcer tries to make video game references.

>beat wonderboy twice

peak rogan

Marty is white.

>Robbie made Ben look like a bitch
>Askren looks like a bitch when Lawler couldn’t knock out a skinny fat middle aged man with his hardest GNP and got saved from unconsciousness by the ref

can't wait to hear from dana after this

yeah and after he checked the arm robbie moved it immediately and even gave him a thumbs up

WATCH ONE FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP

When is /ourguy/ coming back?

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It's a Mike Tyson reference.

That's exactly what happened tho

BEAT HIS ASS

BEAT HIM CUH

BEAT HIS MUFUGGIN ASS

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

FUCK DONALD TRUMP NIGGA

WHOOPEE CUZ

ME KING KONG YOUSA DING DONG

WHAT THE HELL LADS, I THOUGHT MMA WAS A WHITE MAN SPORT

After Lawler pulls it away from Herb's and gives him a little thumbs up, get your eyes checked you blind fuck.

LIKE THE FINAL LEVEL IN A VIDEO GAME!

GET IT, ZOOMERS?!

IIRC Judo got this technique from wrestling

youtube.com/watch?v=6CqXgs-7ico

Lawler was done in that choke, Herb's mistake was not stopping the vicious gnp from Robbie earlier.

>schoolyard headlock
>both arteries constrained
absolute cazzie. oh and train bjj and muay thai shit cunt, fuck off

Rogan just keeps making that video game analogy tonight

>how you do fellow kids

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He didn't want to get in trouble like Miyazaki not stopping the Schevchenko fight.

he knows all about the price of corn?

shwab never hooped a day in his life lmao

same lol, he's gonna shit on herb he's had some bad stoppages recently

he always gives upcoming prospects or dominant champions time to recover and gives early stoppages to the gatekeepers as per his secret UFC contract

Usman hates Trump and Colby, so Woodley

Had any fighter ever worked /heem/ harder than Askren?

can't wait for 25 minutes of stalling on the fence, lads

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Mc Ride is about 5’8” 130 lbs. saw him in town the other week

Based frog posters

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Sakuraba's walk out has always been my fav.

Robbed Lawler

Woodley looks deflated

Not intelligently defending himself, perfect stoppage

Having your hands down while youre getting choked is NOT INTELLIGENTLY DEFENDING

>arguably the greatest WW of all time.

STFU Joe, jesus fuck

woodley

I hope you're joking they have so much nerves and adrenaline

Nearly lost consciousness after the first punch

usman will shoot for td in the first attempt, wait and see

Usman

Although I can see both sides he made the right decision

It's easy to look in hindsight and say a ref fucked up but everything happens so fast sometimes you just gotta make a decision and stick with it

Never talk like this with my wife's son again

woodley bout to get fucked so hard he don't know where he was born

Woodley would beat him but they wont ffight

VISCIOUS

SOKO

>37 next month

this nigga old b

Things are really looking good for Smith at this point.

>wooodley with 3 'o's
why?

Black vs black
Africa vs africa

Shits bout to get turnt.

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"a literal mirror match up" jesus anik tone it down

>RDR2 still getting shilled even though online is a disaster
Lmao

Usman is gonna retire Woodley, watch

Whose cuisine will reign supreme?

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10/10

>Tyrone comes into the ring.
>See gf bite her lip and asks me who that is
What do?

I can imagine him seething after hearing Askren post fight

GIB ASIAN PUSSY NOW!

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realky don’t want Usman to be champ. I’ve gotten used to Colby and Tyron being cochamps

>>Askren looks like a bitch when Lawler couldn’t knock out a skinny fat middle aged man with his hardest GNP and got saved from unconsciousness by the ref
askren is younger than lawler you brain dead shithead

california?

>130
no way, nigga is 110 at most.

Hes literally a Trump supporter

Not just the price. But how to maximize harvest revenue.

Magoomba vs Stiopic

he literally has though

Joe says that about literally everyone though

To bad it's under him, where Herb can't see

>0 SIGNIFICANT STRIKES LANDED


BASTE JOE LMAO

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Econocody wins the rematch

SEND THAT NIGGA BACK TO NIGERIA

check'd

definitely Woodley

t. casual

Usmans time

Woodley wins early
Just feel it in the air after the last fight. Getting a bunch of early finishes tonight. Kamaru gets heemed in 1st or 2nd I guess.

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its all over for twood

It's a choke brainlet, you must be a white belt. Josh Barnett went out from the same choke.

After staying up for a second and Robbie stuck his thumb out, he can't sacrifice a limb for the entire fight just so herb knows he's okay

hope woodley heems that nigger

Oh great another hero ref

BASED THE 11TH HOUR

NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE THAT ON HEEM LAD

big john ruined the sport with his faggot ruleset

I'm not. Fucking stay still for 5 seconds so you can get your shit checked and your vaseline applied it's not hard. Instead they stand around bouncing and dancing and singing like fuck heads

Red Dead Redemption is slow and boring garbage.

I was panicking at that man I thought Robbie was fully out and Askren was pulling it hard I thought he was gunna get brain damage.

Woodley is the WW GOAT

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Jesus Christ, let's not spend money on online content. We need to spend it on more ads

he was out and should have just admitted defeat for not finishing while he could, no diss guys a beast

KNOCK THAT NIGGER OUT!!!!!!!!

oh wait, they are both niggers

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>Robbie gets jewed
>forgives the ref 5 seconds later

Cool dude

I had to teach an ABSOLUTELY retarded african named Usman. Literal smelled like shit for brains retard beyond my comprehension.

>anyone with decent takedown defense or grappling/wrestling

Striking had nothing to do with it, lawler just neutralized literally the only thing Askren has

BASED WOODLEY BOUT TO BEAT MARTYS WHITE ASS

joe was top 10 NA in quake 3 when he worked on newsradio, had a T1 line installed in his house

Look, at the end of the night Herb Dean had the safety of the fighters in mind. Lack of oxygen to the brain is not something to take lightly.

woodley will kill Ngubu

Imagine Waterson sucking off Holly's giant Chyna clit

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>still advertising RDR2
lmao what, that game has been outdated for months now

>Jon Anik: he is looking to one day become a contender for greatest welterweight

>Joe Rogan: NO HES ARGUABLY THE GREATEST WELTERWEIGHT EVER ALREADY

Joe smoking too much DMT, Tyron about 6 title defenses and a different division championship from being a GOAT contender, hes great but lets not get carried away Joe hes still behind Matt Hughes and GSP

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A mexican appears

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Mods, make a sticky. It's hard to keep track of these new threads

who /RDR2/ here?

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Anyone thinks Jon Jones loses tonight?

no it didn't you fucking asshole, he kept his arm off the ground after Herb lifted it REMATCH RIGHT NOW GODDAMNIT

WTF michelle is a giant

>both arteries
your lounge chair larp is showing

Anybody remember how blacks in the 90s made fun of African niggers in movies and shit?

T. Guy who taps when he gets tired or someone has him in a heavy side control. Fuck off pussy he stood up 2 seconds later and literally gave a thumbs up

Nigley

EconoLawler also wins the rematch

He blew his load trying to heem Askren early. Ideally he should have backed off and then made Askren pay on the feet

my money is on eskimo joe

This

I’m from the future the nigger loses

>Copying JDS

Usman has this rather easily

Lads, How shit is Usman that I actually want Tyron to win?

Imagine Michelle with 6 months to train.

>gets bulldog choke
>goes limp
>ref rushes to raise your hand
>drops
>gives a thumbs up so he can't see

lmao fucking retard nobody saw that shit only when it was revealed from a replay

get fucked

>Peter, we need to cage these animals and call it mma

jesus raimi

My money is on the african
Lets hope they suck on each others lips out there

God damn lads I'm sweating so much just imagine being in there.

lol

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Beat his ass, T-Wood

How the fuck are asian wymyn fighters still at least semi hot if not genuinely hot

And all whites look like fucking disgust

>striker
He got sent sky high during a GRAPPLING exchange. There wasn't a single strike thrown before they began grappling. IDIOT>

So is GTAV

Oi! Where's yer reffing loicense, bruv?

WOODLEY WAS MY FAVORITE ACTOR IN STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON

Can't believe how tall Usman is given how jacked he is and still weighing in at 170

Post a timestamped picture of a blue belt or above or a medal from anything besides 'Beginner' division, and I will fuck off of /heem/ and stop posting for the night. I promise you.

well fuck marty needs some fucking lotion

Hahaha I wish I could upvote this!

need webm of Lawler giving the thumbs up to Herb

He's a big guy

God, I hope Tyrone wins. Can't stand this nigerian nigger,

I saw that as well but it ruins everyone's narrative that a guy who looks like them could one day win in the UFC

please user, i've literally fapped 3 times today and i don't want to have to fap a 3rd time. It's 5:40am

Fuck Woodley he's boring

this funky nigga will get heem'd

U can be out like 20 mins its ok

Holy fuck I forgot this book existed for so many years

This will either be boring as fuck or a crazy KO

>the Nigerian acts like a monkey

Why do spergs hate Usman again?

Niggas iffy, uh, Micky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Move milli', all my niggas on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh


That fucking greedy mouse

>in the 90s
they're still at in in real life lmao, all the black dudes at my work fucking roast african customers all day

Based ooga booga

Nobody. They fucked up so badly with the online that they're going overtime shilling a 5 month old game.

What did he mean by that literal monkey stance?

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this is like a real african vs a true slave bred african american

There is absolutely no hype for this fight. Usman sucks.

>woodley backs up to cage 10 seconds in
kek

HEEM HOLY SHIT

Woodley is whiter than GSP lets be real for a second. GSP had chink soul

Herb dean in the doghouse lmao

Reminder that having Henri Hooft as your head trainer is a death sentence

MANDINGO FIGHT

You're not going out from a bulldog choke across your ears.

Askren fans scrambling to cope with their boy winning via rigging.

Lmao what was Usman doing during that final instruction

33% right thurr

>500 great posts already
fucking hell
migrate (legally)

shut up faggot

MY BOY TWOOD FINNA DABB ON THIS 50% WEIRDO

cant tell whose legs and arms are doing what

Jungle nigger vs hood nigger

HE'S TAPPING
STOP THE DAMN FIGHT

He's back for the main event

what a bro

Cool I don't hang with blk people so I didn't know if they we're wakanda forever and shit

go to sleep fag

Why? Because he's not reffing this fight?

Bout order is determined before the event starts. Herb was never reffing this fight.

Woodley folds under pressure. Ngubu will win

AND NEWWWW

he always does

Got'em

it wasnt across his ears, keep changing the story to suit your delusions though

WTF, is Usman skipping the leg day?

Pure africans can't compete with american bred blacks

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UFC fears the promotion of other companies showing their fighters aint shit

Damn

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here

wait until you see Jon Jones' legs.

after you brah

one of the secrets to weight cutting

you ever been choked by a high level grappler, lad?

>POWERFUL black body and knees
What did Rogan mean by this?

I don't know how to fight and im also a huge pussy LMAO. WHenever a customer gets angry I start shaking and my voice gets all high.

Who won the round I was stretching

>YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Usman is getting blacksploded in the second.

10-9 Marty

usman looking solid... cmon tyron....

Usman did solid to survive early Woodley
Good round for him, Woodley's TDD still on point

Usman

>Woodley folds under pressure
Woodley lets everyone pressure him

Woodley looking scared

King Colby!

Woodley has to throw in some leg kicks

Usman, he looked pretty good tbqh

11-8 Tyrone

You're in America, just buya gun

Gents I am nervous for Smith. I am rooting for him though!

Usman ain't scared of muh overhand

>professional comedian
...yup...thanks Rogan.

spammy sitting behind colby

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Woodley looking foolish right now

It's the Rory McDonald fight all over again. We really should have seen this coming.

Usman already wins this round too

What's with this shoulder punches, is that effective at all?

>the cheap seats

What was that bearded guy in the background was trying to show?

Although physically superior, the american black is also inherently lazy.
And this is what we're seeing here

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Kind of weird Woodley just hasn't shown up or something. He's SUPER low energy at the moment.

if you arent active you get stood up so you do retarded useless shit like shoulder punches to remain in control and tire the opponent

truly the dark age of the welterweight division

I was trying to figure out the legs too KEK

>when your game plan is to not attack standing and not to wrestle and also not to bjj

the chad strategy of lose 2 to win 3 by energy conservation

from gsp, condit, diaz, etc to tyron snoozly

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Fine, I grant Tyron Woodley the ability to knock Kamaru Usman out

kek

>Woodley is being replaced by a younger Woodley.

I love based Henry. He treats his fighters like fucking pokemon.

Damn.. Tyonne is through

He's finished

He just took like 15 body shots and didn't even try to counter

>implying gsp was fun to watch

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Woodley will lose his liver after this fight

Usman is killing him from below.
Tyonnes guts are hamburger

>Maybe if I back up again he'll slip and fall down

What are you doing Woodley?

Your liver is on the right. All those shot have been to the left.

I picked every fight wrong so far. Bet the house on Smith to win the main event to fade my picks 5/5

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we have no way of knowing where the liver actually is

What are you a doctor?

A kidney then

woodley doesnt even know where he is

Honestly usman is gonna win easy if he just keeps landing those body shots

My money is still on Woodley. Usman bout to get slept next round, watch

This is what happens when you forget to juice up during your final camp
>best welterweight ever
HAHAHAHAHA state of tyron

Is woodley even trying? Was he ever in this fight? The ref has done more for Woodley offensively than Woodley has for himself.

spleen

shit advice

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That one shot last round makes me thing that's definitely a possibility

He's waiting for one punch

Is Woodley high, what the fuck is he doing in there?

Oh fuck that was close, this is a lot closer than it has any right to be

Fix is in right?

Woodleys not fighting

wtf? Woodley just flat out doesn't want to be there. Was he paid to throw this fight? he looks kind of sad...

DANA WHITES ASSASSIN

Fucking seems that way jeeze Louise

Those body shots that collapse people are all liver shots to the right obliques just below the rib cage. Look at Aldo vs Stevens, that polish dude vs. Villante, Bas Rutten vs dozens of random Japanese body builders. All liver shots.

Woodly has to fight him upright..
He can't handle Usman's wrestling ability

>how can I fight without fighting?

sus

What was more embarrassing:

Gooby vs Khabib
Woodley vs Usman

>listen to me Kamaru, it's a fight
Goddard is fucking retarded.

but hes not even doing wrestling woodley just sits there and doesnt even try get up

SUS

IT'S A FIGHT

Woodley needs to stay upright, even if it means defeat.. it's his only hope

THIS FIGHT JUST GOT GOOD

Usman may be fighting at 30%, but Woodley is at 0.3%.

Based Goddard know he could HEEM either of this swarthy manlets.

UFC fighters should only aim the right side. Maybe they don't even know this.

twood ;;

You can almost see the red marks on his body.. right through his black skin.

Usman fucked him up.
He's gotta stay upright no matter what

Yeah besides those shots last round he literally isnt doing anything at all

Good fight

HE'S LIMP REF

CMON US GET IT DONE

This is among them most painful fights I have ever watched.

you can't be serious

you dont go into the 5th and grapple when you need a KO

obviously sus

this is bizarre

As long as Usman doesn't get tapped or knocked this fight was over in round 3

This is a 50-40 Score LUL

Woodleys not game enough for Usman

This, I've always hated Woodley but seeing him go out like this is fucked.

Yeah he's not trying, those body shots are so lethal though maybe that's what sent him to the graveyard

>Usman's ancestors probably sold Woodley's ancestors into slavery
>Hundreds of years later Usman beats Woodley like a red headed step child

Wew lads

Kek

GSP was smart, he knew someone could take out Tyron Woodley

seriously think he's just done with it. just over fighting, might as well get wrestled to lose.

go get pozzed

But really, what did we just watch?

Lmao

GSP would've picked either of these 2 guys apart.

wow, what a letdown baka

Why show up then? Should have just retired with dignity.

How can someone dominate the champion so routinely? Is Usman that good?

Some pedo shit

>50-44 x2

>having a daughter is pedo shit
Your brain is fucked

How the fuck did Usman destroy Woodley so hard omfg

Woodley was mauled

Youve obviously never held your own child, keep projecting

Dude was fatigued before it started. Something is either mentally or physically wrong with him.

Is Rogan wearing lifts? How is he almost the same height as Usman?

TWO BIZARRE FIGHTS IN A ROW

Joe rogane is definitely wearing lifts

This is some pedo shit dude

JON JONES IS GOING TO GET KNOCKED OUT IN THE FIRST 30 SECONDS.

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He's trying new supplements you can get on onnit.com

I wanna see his feet lmfao

Sorry I didn't catch that. Where can I find these great new supplements?

He has been poking eyes and grazing eyes since 2010 and never been called on it. The only DQ he got was the dumbest bullshit, but he deserved like, 6 disqualifications and to be kicked out, Rousihar Palhares style

Doesn't matter, Ultimate cage fighting at it's base form is no holds barred.. no rules

It is what it is..

If you can get away with it, it counts

>5'9 manlet fights a 6' bull
>loses every round
Many such cases. Happy for Usman, the other nigger was unbearable.

onnit.com that o n n i t dot com

calling it right now, jones gets ko'd by the 3rd

youtu.be/Me561PrMRp4
I can always get a good laugh out of this video even though some of the noises are cheesy

...

...

Dis nigga high on coke

So much this. And the most important bits, rules against eye gouging, eye scraping and fishhooks, just aren't fucking enforced

Meanwhile, Silva got a dq for knocking out a azn while both were grounded and he kicked him, and JBJ got a dumbass DQ for elbows

>Matt Hughes
Total fucking trash

Actually no, eye pokes and fish hooks have been barred since UFC 1, and even Brazilian Vale Tudo occasionally had rules against eye pokes and fish hooks


Thats how fucked up the last 10 fucking years of UFC has been, you can see champions crowned by the ones going for eye pokes and not getting punished for it

MAGOMED...SHEEPEROV... ZABIT EXCUSE ME