/heem/ Jones v Smith

Did anyone else bet on Pedro?

does anyone actually watch these fights for any reason other than to jerk off?

This chink is really impressive and interesting

You never will

has anyone actually tried B O D Y A R M O R tm, the official sports drink of the UFC tm

any good?

China is too strong bros

'''''nice ppv fight'''''

That kid would be really disappointed with Cody if he hadn't already abandoned him for being a fucking dongus

Imagine being such a miserable incel women fighting on TV gets you upset

I want Tecia Torres to throw a flying triangle on me

>Mr. bone

Post thots

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Fpbp

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BROS I called for pizza two hours ago and it just showed up cold hard and stale. They said it was a computer glitch that said it was for pick up. What should i negotiate for off a complaint?

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TECHNICAL BARN BURNER FELLAS
CHESS MATCH

>If you don't enjoy WMMA then you don't enjoy high level 4D tactical chess

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imagine being such an emasculated faggot you can't see why women fighting being promoted to little girls all around the world isn't a good thing.

UFC has like 37 official drinks

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the true red pill is understanding there are no "good" or "bad" fights. only entertaining and not entertaining fights. if this entertains you then you are retarded

I think it's the fact you have to pay to see 2 'fighters' anyone here would easily heem

Boooooring

I had a dream Dana was getting animal divisions, and all these kids were in his office arguing for getting their pets signed.
An orange short haired cat was the major new draw.

I liked it but then got on a Huberts lemonade kick and never really went back, I don't like vitamin drinks desu.

i hate this shit

someone post juju

cocaine

Domino's in Australia has a 100% satisfaction guarantee so you can get a replacement for literally any reason

>i found everyone is learning chinese
shut the fuck up you commie scum

The only official drink of the UFC is cum.

holy peng

>UFC 235 predicitions
strawpoll.me/17534529

Can you even satisfy a grill like that if you don't have an 8" x 6" dick BREHS . . .

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incel found

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Alex Jones spotted in the audience

Why is there a female coach speaking Portuguese?

white boiis btfo by the BBC(big brazilian cock)

>first poo best poo

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My name is pronounced just like zhangs, feels good hearing Joe say my name, and compliment my every strike

based retard

daily reminder juju is dating a spic

the true true redpill is that all this shit is subjective and that one person may find something entertaining that another doesnt

wmma and shitty headlock throws name a more iconic duo

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>jerking off to these hideous flat midgets
oof

"peng" i'd plant my forehead in ur nose irl if u said that cringe shit within earshot of me

Based

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Struck a nerve you fat incels?

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>pretending to be SJW
Dog cringe.

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based juju

People acting like Ben Askren won't be just as boring

i'm having a thing for the chink girl

No one here, not a single person, pays for anything UFC related.

hnnnng

2-0 china lady
nice cheeky bottom elbows, i like her

>UFC and Yea Forums have the same official drink
Absolutely based

Ref just had his moment, good for him

kween
based, i'm a beaner

blowjob

Imagine thinking a man named

"Johnny walker"

Is anything but BRITISH.

>Ref showing off his dance moves

God I want them to spit in my mouth

>still one more round

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>be me
>be on /heem/ all night long
>not one of you have even tried getting in my guard
Hah, yeah. Just keep watching this WMMA ladies.

There's an old man on a city bus holding a candy cane, and it isnt even christmas.

Why is this in the main card? I would've rather watch Stephens getting his balls snipped by some mountain cunt.

that's the point, guy

I bet the non-whites will abuse it and they'll have to abandon the policy.

you aint doin shit buddy

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Askren has already provided the entertainment. The fight is just a formality at this point.

twitter.com/jamievarner/status/1102054392860008448

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>Charlie's Retards

waterson is more qt desu

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This is like a mirror fight they both fight exactly the same

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20-18 Zhang I guess?

If you reward Tecia for her time on top at the end of the 2nd then 19-19

why the fuck do they force wmma into male cards, that'd be like a WNBA quarter in the middle of a real NBA game

fuck off

If it glitched why did they deliver it to you

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Just finished my dump lads how is the bitch fight going?

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20-18 Zhang

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So this is the power of Chinese women

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WHY WON'T IT END?!?!?

if there were female cards nobody would buy them

Wadiya mean

Based. I really wish the white man and the black man could unite against our common enemies.

based

how did zabit look today?

Weaboos are a plague

wmma with gooks what could be worse?

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Join the /heem/ Whatsappgroup. Only guys with small penises aren't in it

chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

>chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

>chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

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God I would absolutely tear her asshole in half

>tfw a woman fight goes the distance near me

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based natty princess

Uh no sweetie it's 1-1

Really having a tough time making a decision and hoping one of you could help me

Should I leave the comfy nature of my bed and go get some snacks to eat, or just stay here and be comfy?

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she has the personality of a pornstar, juju is prettier

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Because WMMA only cards would literally bankrupt the UFC

>when your entire sport is filler for ufcs overstretched market strategy

Good point bro they never even fucking called me. CUNTS

>le turn back after kick
cringe

Who thought this underwear was a good idea?

She has a face like Peig Sayers.

The cheese burned my dick while fucking the pizza?

strewth

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I took a dump too, it came out black and I panicked then I remembered i took some charcoal pills.

Ufc is owned by a jew now, not mafioso italians

>British
sounds like a hick name to me

would suck her asshole

the fact you replied indicates you are the upset one.
lets see how an all women card would fare on ppv ;)

I would the mdidle one with muh dick

exactly so the real question is why the fuck does this unmarketable lesbian wet dream exist

Technical as always, took stephens down in rd 2 and pounded on him.

30 - 27 for me. Judges gave stephens a round.

There is not one person on Yea Forums that needs a domination fetish.

he's from memeland actually

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my penis is small

Digits confirm, I guess I can't join

This fight has been pretty good desu lots of striking and aggression

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are kicks to the vaginas legal?

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Hell yeah brother

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They all belong in early prelims of early prelims. But then nobody would buy ufc fight pass in a million years

>these women have never been finished
what did he mean by this?

one day

>Bunch of losers indoors on a saturday night crying about women fighting when they could just as easily go do something else for 15 minutes

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Still taking my dump lad any tips for me

>asian boys are cute

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based Clue

There's a woman speaking Portuguese. I thought she was an american fighter

Zhang is female Jon jones. Debate me

Anyone else notice the open mouth on the nipple then?

I have seen a home beating like this since the 7-1

Go get some snacks. and then do some push-ups.

>personality

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snacks then return to comfy bed

WMMA should be done in the nude if they want to put it on PPVs

My dick

ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU ZHONGGUO JIA YOU

straight disrespectful

So do these MMA stars have vaginas?

How does that work?

Chink shit

V

????? Johnny walker is literally a british name..

He's proud of his british ancestry.

Just like jon jones, jeremy stephens, anthony smith. (most yanks)

Same as always. Good, but he's going to die vs a more confident fighter or in a 5 round fight.

He'll still get the title but it won't be easy

Zhang by decision.

I wanna see her fight jowanzdechyk

went outside to smoke a bowl before this fight started. did i miss anything?

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>wearing the hajib
Based purity whore

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her mouth is fucking tragic

Like shit. He was getting destroyed by Stephens in the standup and had to kick him in the nuts twice to get an advantage. He faded and lost round 3 just like he lost round 3 to Bochniak.

Wank or FIFA pls pic

>'woman' on heem
I can smell you from here

Its a myth that it doesn't hurt women vaginas are actually pretty damagable.

CHINA #1

CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING CHINA RISING

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Am I the only one here old enough to remember the American Taliban Johnny Walker?

>rizin gloves
really need to buy a pair

Reminder that Teccia was calling for a title shot before this fight.

how long until askren gets heemed

Holy fuck I managed to make an entire dinner of 4 potatoes and 6 hamburgers during this "fight"

Thank you WMMA

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I don't even know why im talking to this chick on Tinder. I don't even like her wtf is wrong with me.

I would execute my own wife for allah to have that fat poosy send me to heaven

zhang is sloppy as fuck

>White boys

>you will never have zhang grind her tit in your mouth as you desperately hold her in quarterguard

Chink really does fight like Jon Jones. It’s bizarre

I remember his win over Barboza being a huge upset at the time. He never did shit other than that though.

>WMMA fight coming up? Haha time to masturbate/shit/eat/go to the store
>Doesn't do that, just spends the entire fight samefagging, falseflagging and whining

ASKREN ALERT

THERE WOULDN'T BE ZHANG WITHOUT MAO

GET OUTTA THERE TECIA

that wasn't so bad

Winner by unanimous decision.....CHING CHONG, RAMM A LAMMA DINNG DOOOONNG!

boring wrestlefuck incoming

Seriously does it feel like America is fading away to anyone? Can we beat anyone anymore? I am getting depressed.

>Streamer gets bored and switches to the Food Network.

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the last china card i watched had some based chink manlets, they're coming

Ask her if she wants her vagina damaged by a low kick

Next fight Ithink

based Grisham

Really going to look back fondly on this card lads.

Get ready /heeem/ next two fights are finna be worse than this one

just got back from kbbq and getting my dick sucked in the back of my car. what happened this card? Cody got knocked out? Did Zabit win?

>streamer changed to food network
what is this nigger doing

A funky challenger approaches

those replays are biased as fuck

H-he's going back....right?

because any holes a goal, and you aint no quitter

WOW

BTFO.

Also, this fight was decent.

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R I C E D

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lmao, Chopped is actually more entertaining than that fight

We did it bros, what part of China are you from?

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Did..did my boy Jeremy get the W?

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he was John Walker Lind or somehting

WOW

Tecia "Lose 2 rounds" Torres

Askren is going to maul Lawlor.

Riced

Snacks then get back to bed. Think about how comfy you'll be when you're back in bed and the burden of this decision is off your shoulders.

It was a good fight

next two fights require 200 IQ

Trump is fucking the chinks up in the negotiations, theyre not used to it

Poor little white boy

WOW

At this point they're being given rope to hang themselves.

Summary of meme fights so far:
Meme fighters are 3-0

3 meme fights remain. Can we PLEASE have SOMEONE destroy a meme tonight?

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Womens fighting should be the first fights of the card, so fucking boring

dumb

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Hopefully Lawler brutalizes the hipster

All Tecia did all night was get kicked and run into counters

kek this translator/cornerman dude is PUMPED

WOOOOOWW

very good, brainlets here interpret his passiveness in the final round as him being gassed but in reality he's just securing the safe win after dominating the first 2 rounds.

awww gook wants to be frens!

>WOW

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Rap god

Picks ruined, but I'm okay with it. Zhang earned the win.

>WOW!

kek

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True.

Unless you missed Cody get heemed, no.

Friendly reminder to all white men. It is your duty to impregnate as many Korean/Japanese women as possible to spawn a new master race.

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Thats what Chinese do, study study study anyone winning then copy copy copy.

Hahaha the excited Chinese guy, based.

enjoyed that fight

fentanyl americans will soon be begging CASTIZOS to take the country and discipline their negros jajaja

in many ways he did

I was talking to an Asian qt but she hasn't responded since Forrest Griffien.

I don't think I'm in there bros

why is she speaking Australian?

what a beautiful language

ranpreet i've got some bad news...

in many ways he did

It's time

the chink was actually quite respectful afterwards, surprising

Wow Woodley did this to Colby?!?!?!?

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It's Funky time

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I have $20 on smith to win. Get over $100 if it happens

>tfw the streamer turned off Chopped for some random mma fight

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i must be a yellowfever fag because i think she's pretty cute

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poo in loo

anything to keep out of china

This. Only the most braindead of the braindead are bitching right now. Askren is going to wrestlefuck Lawler, Woodley vs Usman is going to be a lean-on-the-cagefest. Jones will TKO Smiff unspectacularly.

thank you

that mainland dude is a fucking creep, just like the other mainlanders, normal

That fight had some relatively pure strikes

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I CAN"T WAIT FOR THE WEEKEND TO BEGIN

Get up, take some co-codomols, wash it down with 2x Flaming Hot monster munch and neat Club Havana then go back to shitposting. I recommend it.

The latest trade agreement guarantees chinese men the right to have sex with American women whenever they feel like. I dont know bros, it feels like were getting screwed

2>1>3>5>4

This fight was rigged it was part of the negotiations.

>translator shakes hand

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BASED

HAPA FUTURISM NOW

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kek poor little white faggot

IMPRESSIVE

Thanks kind user I forgot this.

look at that fucking hover hand

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lesbians always kiss each others ass

who is the girl on the far right in green

ACTUALLY

WOWWWWWWWWWW WOWWWWWWWWWW

it takes a very high IQ to understand Ben "Funky" Askren

Looking forward to cheeky wrestlefuck 2bh.

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...

Russian's aren't even human, let alone white.

love juju

Ching ching was long quaaasa chinga

white man + asian woman = elliot rodger

Translator absolutely cucking Joe Rogan

She speaks English than Amanda Nunes

why are wh*toids such animals?

Thoughts on Cody getting flushed?

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based chink blowing joe out the fucking water
>19-1

WHERE MY NORTH CHINA PLAIN BROS AT?

kek

MY NAME IS WEILI

REMEMBER ME

ow

there's nothing "master race" about happas

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH THIS TRANSLATOR DUDE IS SO EXCITED AND PUMPED

You'd think he won the fight and the title. I legit thought he wanted to win the Strawweight belt himself

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joe rogaine mogged by that chink

chink bantamweight golden age? I hope we get some kung fu wushu motherfuckers with flying kicks and shit. It'd be dope.

THAT'S IT. ZHANG IS TOO CUTE.

White man + Asian woman = Gennady Golovkin

>asians

My goodness what a ugly beady eyed prick. Looks like a prehistoric sloth

>blacks hear that trump hates mexicans
>therefore he hates black people too
HMMMMM WHY WOULD THEY THINK THIS?

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Joe hoverhanding like mf lmao

>busts out some English
she's pretty cool 2bh

MEMBEL ME

BASED ZHANG
BASED RAMSAY

>MY NAME IS WEI LI
>REMEMBER ME

t. dicklet

Forrest stole her from you after his segment bro

>i am from china

who the fuck cares fucking mainland low life bitch

based coked up translator

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The great debate rages on..

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I LOVE YOU COWBOY

What’s he mean by ‘their’

FIGHTS NICE AND HOT!!!!!!!!

A CUTE!

Blacks don't think

try your best not to eat the snacks in bed. eat them over the bathroom sink lol

but not in the way that actually matters

Cowboy sitting with that Blizzerian chad

>second from left
Looks like Kaouru from Amagami

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he was already flushed, he's Weidman tier now

Was that Dan "No Chin" Blizerian?

BASED DAN BLIZERAN

he desperately needs a new camp

He looks gay so who cares

Based Gordon Ramsey

This guy acting like he's the one who won the fight

lmao

>I am from China

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based enthusiastic chink translator

>2x Flaming Hot monster munch
very based but unfortunately I do not have any

feel bad for the lad, hope he doesn't sudoku. Now i see why TJ left, team alpha male is garbage.

Unironically watching that guy was more entertaining than the fight. Wholesome.

WHY IS COWBOY HANGING OUT WITH DAN BILZERIAN

I THOUGHT HE WAS BETTER THAN THAT

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MAXIMUM CHINA QT
MAXIMUM CHINA QT
MAXIMUM CHINA QT
MAXIMUM CHINA QT
MAXIMUM CHINA QT

robbie going to decapitate and scalp ben

Legend has it, Russia is made up entirely of siberian foxes inside coats.

>creating the HAPA menace

You'll be hanged on the day of the rope

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low iq and a penchant for violent behavior?

It was wholesome desu, also please someone tell me they webm'd his "wow!"

we don't dick shame here, you can leave sir.

Doing my best m8

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags who unironically vote against their own economic interests

You racist bigot women deserve to have everything you own

ourguy
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1551585901476.webm

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Wait what happened to joe I had it muted for a sec

I WANT TO BANG ZHANG

IF YOU CAN'T ROOT FOR THIS GET OFF MY HEEM COCKSUCKER

CALL YOUR GRANDMA
ASKREN GETS HEEMED IN THE FIRST ROUND

It's temporary, we haven't had to step our game up for a while, but we always do when it's needed

stream link?

1st round KO coming up guys

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why does cody choose to be the way that he is

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meirl

my dick

ON TO THE SPICY BANGERS

WE’RE OVER THE HUMP BOYS

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Yeah him and Cowboy were out in the dunes last night

Doesn't want to touch a souless bug person.

looking like a retard struggling to say a simple sentence is not cute, despite what any Brazilian piece of shit tells you.

THIS CARD IS FUCKING RAW

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>They

Lol Dominick Cruz is a certified aspergers

>tfw the Ben Asskren meme is finally about to end

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Why do they even ask Askren to shadow box. Fucking awful

A all day

please based jds heem that fat n***er

So what did you guys do while the women fought? Just took my dog out for a walk personally

Joe "Hover Hand" Rogan

cowboy is unironically lowlife trash

lmao white boi was shook

Anyone else have an urge to suck some fat tranny cock? lol

The only part of that WMMA fight that was any good was when the guy streaming the PPV fucked up and turned it to Top Chef

Stretch mark tits on the far right is best.

friend zoned chinamen mogged by her giant white boyfriend lol

BASED

1>5>3>4>2

A
O
H
V

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Rogan never even had Derek Lewis on his podcast.

ASKREN

holy fucking cringe

A>O>H>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>V

Different looks on both sides of Gordon here.

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Broke: Cowboy with Dan Bilzerian

Woke: Zhang speaking English

People here actually think Robbie Lawlor isn't going to get wrestle mauled for 15.

This but he’s got matrix fight IQ

It’s only begun

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its pear or nothing m8

You did better the second time around

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>Whines about WMMA
>Thinks Askren is going to lose
The low IQ's have arrived.

Wait T-City is still alive?

O and A are the only acceptable ones.

My name is Weili, memba me

i.gyazo.com/b401440535902cfde976936f0f9ea779.mp4

remember when khabib destroyed Canor

Please Derrick Lewis win for the black man

twitch.tv/amouranth
;)))))

>debate
>not A
FOH with that bait

wrestlers have granite chins

>Stream starts dying as soon as the card gets really good
How does this happen every time?

Is there no google in your country?

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Dirty westerner BTFO

>TCTE

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>Leafy
Kek

so JDS should have that fight in the bag, right?
short of not training at all and catching a fluke right hand, he should just walk through Lewis

Gonna be trip sitting my cousin tonight while he takes shrooms

What should I do to fuck with him?

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EY YU C'MERE LOOK AT THESE SCALLOPS JUST FEEL EM THEY'RE RUBBAH

racist was born lol

POST STREAM LINK

Now if he shoots up the school you can't complain

sorry pajeet he ate that L. bless toilets

Gimme dat O

O yeah

ESPNers and WWE fans are a bunch of losers.

mr le wrinkled ballsack face

So does this confirm that Japan has the undisputed worst mma fighters

Fucking based

Just go to reddit mma streams.
>reddit ik

I would love to see Lawler end askren in 5 seconds. Just to piss of wrestling faggots from the last decade

Can't wait for Ben Askren to throw steroid user Lawler around and fuck him up. If you actually think Lawler has a chance you are retarded.

She's dead

IS IT TOO LATE TO CHANGE MY PICK TO LAWLER

fapped (not to the fight)

YO i called these pizza place back that took two hours and they gave me a free pizza equivalant. did i succeed?

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I hope Askren wins to upset the soicucks and numales.

I knew the low IQs arrived when they started spamming pics of sluts and random off-topic pictures designed to get replies.

Left: /heem/
Right: r/mma

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Can I get a close-up of this goofball, please and thank you

>people think that asian girl is attractive
LMAO FUCKING WEIRDOS

Satan, Please, make lawler heems askren

My boy Askren will win this

Based thot displaying utter contempt for the SoiBoi.

isn't Cruz a grown man and professional fighter? why is he such a fucking spaz?

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WHY DID YOU GUYS TAKE PICKS SO FUCKING EARLY?!?

She's disgusted by that cringe reddit faggot

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based wing chun askren

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That dude needs to take a dirt nap.

>Mfw Cody got heem'd the exact same way as the last two times

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O has to be in shape or will be disgusting down the line

>that planned ortega cameo

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won't happen, sorry

If Askren was fighting pretty much anyone else tonight I'd be rooting for him, I can never not root for my boy Lawler.

Is Ben just a reddit meme or is he actually good?

Is Cody an idiot sandwich?

I really don’t want that leaf to win

>tfw no qt authentic non-thot gf
feels very bad man

ayyyy im gonna win

what a fucking BITCH

UFC interns know not to rat out the streams during garbage WMMA/Manlet shit that goes on before the real fights.

>dat webm

Survived the initial flurry, and chose not to fight back?

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was that really Max toying with Ortega or was that an odd looking parry?

im crying with laughter

>China invents martial arts
>Only notable chinese fighter is a woman because chinks are so small and frail

how embarassing is it to be Chinese?

YASSSS QUEEEN slay these incels

lol cucked

Is Ben going to get heemed? I'm nervous for him.

I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT I'VE BEEN HYPING ASKREN SINCE THE BEGINNING. HE IS MY BOY

Brotherman Brotherman!

it takes more than 15 minutes for me to even pick a good porn, htw did you manage to fap in such a short time?

the baseball player has an iranian father

WOOOOW

>that walkout song

kek

/heem/ should not be allowed to discuss MMA desu

Askren gonna be humiliated. Chael gonna cry

Based and blackpilled!

IT'S TIME LADS

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She's clearly looking past Gordon over to the reddit tier jewfag

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two asses

He's more like an idiot wrap

no

>mfw sending my white zoomer son to a black school to get bullied by the superior black specimens

Ahahahah, tis ttruly delicious being a Boomer

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Gee I wonder why he can't take it in the liver

there are top tier chinese kickboxers

It's /heem/. They live here.

Need ROOTHLESS to bring the ogre out and HEEM this wh*te soiboi

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Petite women will never not be in shape, unlike As.

TCTE is such shit Max was literally fucking around with him

>tfw Gordon was super wrinkled in his late 20s

play that funky music wh*te boi

He's like Jon Fitch except less exciting.
And Robbie is about to murder him.

TIME TO GET FUNKY

*leans into mic*

Askren & Woodley friendship is making me like Woodley

Damn, pfunk?! Rooting for Ben now

Great walkout music for Askren

do you guys think ben is nervous? also my last post before the fight xx

ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN

Is tonight truly meme fighters vs the normies?

The Askren meme ends now.

I'm gonna say the N word

ROBBIE BLESS

>survived
that whiteboi dizzy and internally ruptured

PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, WHITE BOY

If only he had that movement against Holloway

ASKREN IS MY BOY. I'VE BEEN HYPING HIM SINCE THE BEGINNING. FUCK THE HATERS. HE'LL WIN

y nuevo (new!)

based keemstar

Based theme song desu

LOVE HANDLES

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Lawler's body is in way better shape. No way Askren wins with that pathetic dad bod.

oh shit

Hay everyone it's Khabib only more charismatic

I'm trying to shazam that song but these assholes won't shut up

this poof getting heemed

Hey this Askren guy is mondo to the max

Hikaru Aoyama

FUCK GAY ASS WRESTLERS

see
problem? :)

>random woman let on the mic

Shut that whore up wtf

Fuck no he is ZEN right now

LET'S GO LAWLER

it's actually great
since his shows began 2 decades ago he hasn't aged a day so it isn't depressing

probably why they've lasted so long

>elite wrestler
>dad bod

how does he do it?

Lol

Askren has dad bod

The future of white boiz not looking very bright

It didn't look like he was fighting at all. There's lots of videos of blacks just attacking clearly special needs white kids, or people who don't want to fight at all.

if you don't have a fight instinct in you, you're not going to capitalize on opportunities

Don’t fuck with him u dick

Ask him if he feels his skin and how much breath he’s got

OH MAN HIGE ASKREN FAN HERE CANT WAIT FOR HIM TO DECISION LAWLER FOR SURE HE IS MY FAVORITE “FIGHTER”

he's too confident if anything
that'll lead him right into the ol fashioned 'face-punch' offence

Lawler will KO Askren in the first round

I support Ben Askren because he's one of the few white American fighters who isn't a tatted up wigger

Robbie looks psychotic

FYI. Lawler is also a goddamm brainlet.

...

Ben looks like absolute shit

You should put on some good music, make sure he has plenty of water and is generally comfy

why did this stupid shit make me laugh so hard

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT THOT THEY KEEP LETTING SPEAK

Askren will wrestlefuck the entire fight to a boring decision

Cruz

Hot take: being ripped is actually detrimental to your fighting ability*, much better to just be farmer strong like Khabib and Askren

*unless you're black

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Dammit, why did we have to freak out about racism THIS hard, white people can't even fight back what the fuck

Cringe as fk

that was an assault, not a fight

Lawler is beast mode O_O

Have you ever heard this, this stuff called n, n di. methyl. tryptamine? Yeah bro, give that shit to your dog, make him fuck like hes a bear

I've been on askren's nuts way too long for him to lose this

If he was dizzy, he wouldn't have been crying.

ASSMEN MEME DIES NOW

Ben "Funky" Chicken

ASKREN WILL BE EXPOSED

Fuck, let's do this!

Please end this meme goddamit.

MEME OVER

ASKREN BTFO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YES

Hes still fucking standing holy shit

OH SHIT FIFTH ROUND LAWLER IN ROUDN ONE WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN

KEKREN BTFO

how the fuck is askren still alive

POKE HIS EYE BEN POKE HIN IN THE EYE

Based Herb not stopping it

Well shit.

I forgot it was "Ruthless" Robbie Lawler.

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

I can't believe askren is still in the fight after that

Askren looks shook as fuck

BASED ASKREN GOING TO WIN BLOODY HOLY SHIT

BASED
BASED
BASED
BASED

WTF

ASKREN WON

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

ok... didnt see this happening

ASKREN GOAT FUCK YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

/heem/ on absolute suicide watch

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SP BTFO AGAIN

FANS LOST

What

this is literally Rogan's fault

HEEM ROBBED

FUNKY FINISH FOR FUNKY BEN

herb cant hear joe

HOLY FUCK BREHS

HERB DEAN IS ONE OF THE WROST REFs, FUCKING MONKEY

His only notable win in his entire career was against a basically retired Cruz who hadnt been truly healthy since 2011. And Cruz was never known to have any power to begin with, so now that he is actually facing people that can really hit back, he is getting exposed badly.

He is basically Diego Sanchez, but cant take a punch to save his life.

UFC everybody

Braindead retarded

ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN ASKREN

You see in the replay Herb is swinging his arm around as if to say "I saw your arm go limp".

Ben is going to double down on that for the lulz

He was out no doubt just not for long

NO MY KIDNEEEEEYS

herb grabbed his hand and rob moved it

send this shit to Yea Forums

The Askren meme lives to be heemed another day.

aww shit was I watching pro wrestling this whole time?

its a blood choke retards he was out

Props to Askren for surviving that onslaught but theres no way he'd last another round of that punishment

I don't think Robbie would've gotten out of that choke either so its good Herb calls it and saves him some brain damage

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he was so out his arm went immediately back up after the ref dropped it

Please God anyone with a webm of that elite slam? My idiot friends missed it during foosball

so out that he moved his arm up literally as soon as herb touched it

right? you can clearly tell he was out by the way he immediately got up 100 clear headed when the "choke" was let go.

That was BS, understandable bs, but bs none the less. and by the way Lawler was fucking him up early there is no way you can tell me that Askren was winning that fight.

PS the "limp arm" may have just been to relax his body, flailing your arm in the air was just going to tire him out, letting his arm go was a good decision.

his arm went completely limp

retard

>faggot lost a bet

no it didnt, he just let it go. It looked bad but there was no point to flailing his arm above Askrens head.

Herb then lifts his arm and he responded. I feel bad for Lawler and Herb, that was just a shitty situation for both.

Blood chokes (or carotid restraints / sleeper holds) are a form of strangulation that compress one or both carotid arteries and/or the jugular veins without compressing the airway, hence causing cerebral ischemia and a temporary hypoxic condition in the brain.[5] A well applied blood choke may lead to unconsciousness in a matter of seconds. Compared to strangulation with the hands, properly applied blood chokes require little physical strength

This . Rob was out but came to

if you ever grappled you realize you don't let go of that grip in a scramble

what? I never said Askren should/would let go of that, doenst mean Lawler doesnt slip out.