/LigaMX/

need's more qt's

son los mismos psh

Based

for me it's Santos

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LA VACA, MOO
LA VACA, MOO
LA VACA, MOO
LA MISMA VACA, MOO

TENGO UNA VACA LECHERA UNA VACA DE VERDAD
TENGO UNA VACA LECHERA UNA VACA DE VERDAD
NO LA VENDO NI LA CAMBIO SI ME LA QUIERE COMPRAR
NO LA VENDO NI LA CAMBIO SI ME LA QUIERE COMPRAR

>tfw guerreritas ded

;_;

>0 (zero) goals
>0 (zero) points

god i wish that were me

El rancho polvoriento de TIERRON

CALLESE PUTO

hasta en esos lugares hay gente decente

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>unironically watching the game on televisa

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CAYESE PINCHE JOTOs

even TDN is better than TV Apesta and Canal 5 has based Luis Omar Tapia

>muh no hablo del partido shitposts live
Yikes!

i know its u pollo

nobody likes your tryhard boomer banter faggot

>Even rating tdn
Oof

Canal 5 is Perro Bermúdez + Luis Omar Tapia tho

Imagine the smell.

>hire cardOXXO to make the team start scoring sum fucking goals
Team still can't score for shit, shoots 10 times and makes 1 goal if they're lucky
>hire a bunch of players to fix the defense and make the team stronger defensively
Team still gets scored on by any half decent team

This fucking team is still just as shit as it was the past two years, actually no, it's even fucking worse cause now they can only attack from the right wing since the left wing is fucking inexistent. At least when Almeyda was here the team could attack from anywhere, they just couldn't score.

Show me a better grupo norteño
protip: you can't

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>Gallardo

>a De Nigris in Univision
imagine an entire city sucking that (((family)))

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You forgot
>gets rid of all the good players
>keeps the shit ones

who cares televisa and tdn are unbearable

>choosing Godinez over JJ Macías
weak form

>zaldivar

Higuera got rid of both macias and godinez cause Almeyda is the one who started playing them, and he can't have anyone mention Almeyda in relation to his club. That's why he sent macias away and dumped godinez in the second team.

Raúl Pérez and Paco Villa are good, TV Azteca shit talk is fucking tiresome

they do have funny bits like El Jarochito but that's about it

>villalpando thinks he's fucking messi now
All just because he scored a lucky blooter in the copamx match.

>Villapando

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>El partido de Toluca no va por tele abierta
fuck off

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Are you a fan of veracruz who wants to see their teams first win of the year?

no, but it's Sunday, I even watch boring ass Pumas games

Que puta posicion juega Alexis Vega?

he's just like me

>I even watch boring ass Pumas games
oh n ononono

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>CardOXXO unlocks Vega
>don't pass him the ball

Is he just another double agent as Higuera, sent by Vergara's ex-wife?

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He's playing?

>Aqui Y Ahora ad
how is this allowed? that show is disgusting, I wonder what's going throught commentators mind when they are interrupted by those ads

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>madrigal in
>before ronaldo cisneros
VETE A LA VERGA CARDOZO HIJO DE PUTA PINCHE PENDEJO QUE NO VEES QUE TU EQUIPO VALE MIERDA POR LA IZQUIERDA

GOOOOOOOOL

he'll be lucky if he plays for Zacatepec by 2020 desu

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They don't care cause they still get paid.

VAR´D
A
R
´
D

EL VAR SINSON

based VARball

we better not get VAR'd

Decime que se siente chivASS.

Has madrigal ever done anything notable other than that miss against llantos?

funes mori va a mojar cap this

score in Copa MX and Concacaf

Can't believe thay had to go to VAR for that, that nigga was like a whole meter ahead of everyone else, fucking shit refs I swear.

AJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJ por maricas

Can this ref be more ABG?

kek

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Chivander is there

>jalisjotos

wtf they actually FOUGHT AND WON

From left to right
>kill
>kill
>fuck and marry
>kill

>>El partido de Toluca no va por tele abierta
Weird seeing as chicanovision is going to air it over here.

Kary Correa is the only worthy one from espn

reminder chivass customers are literal homosexuals

only answer, imagine lickling Katia Castorena's armpits in your own Palco while watching the game and drinking beer :d

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>not carito padron

el putito señores

FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA CARDOZO FUERA

You can have Chava reyes

ESTA CHORANDO EL CHICANITO COLOR CACA SEÑORES

>xenophobic clubs
>current year

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>BALOY'ED

no thanks

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montes has le 56 percent face lel

el pito chico señores

Caro Padron is pretty busted from the face.... You got mommy issues user?

>tfw we can barely beat chivASS
Fuck, to think we went from based turco to this shit coach.

>pizarro

Pizarro being a bad merc

I would wife Katia Castorena
Fuck Marissa Lara
Kill the old lady and the wannabe basic gringa

>Mr. Higuera sends his regards
What did the referee mean by this?

jajajajajjajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajaja (la neta no era para roja) jajajajajjajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajjaajjajajajaja

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patrician taste

>face

best feet at espn by far

kek

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pissarro is never going to yurop is he

those plays are BS to be honest. You get to the ball first, the opponent tips it and now your foot is on their foot. Same shit that happened to Ronaldinho in 2002.

r*ddit fetish

That's sad because he had potential

Nope, his time is over if he was gonna go he would've left when almeyda was still there.

and he shouldn't, he's medio pelo at best

> best feet
> doesn't post pic

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He might get a few good seasons at MLS at best.

Chava needs to leave he's making all our qt's upset

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Goodnight Shitvas!

ITS OGRE

>killed by negrito
OH NO NO NO NO

>el ejido todo culero y lleno de sodomitas de guadalajara

thats that ahego face or whatever

Well Naco Fabián left when he was like 26 and he sucked. I don't see Pizarro going though.

now THAT's a good negrito

unironically killed by negrito

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This negrito only shows up against chivas. Btw WTF is Gudiños problem? Nigga is like 7 ft tall still geta caught out

>5 min

it bounced off defender

>Madrigol
*cringe*
btw pic related was his gf in Monterrey, someone sauce me pls

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P O T T E R Y

Why is Chivas so shit?

fucking Barovero

The genius shitvas strategy, brought to you by cuckdozo:
>just attack from the right wing lmao
>left wing, center, fuck that shit it doesn't exist

How anyone lost to this fucking teammis a surprise to me desu, all you gotta do to beat them is load the right wing and that's it.

Cardoxxo

based traPITO
jalisjoto genetics

Omnilife and mexican TV is ded, so not enough money for a proper team/staff

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isn't this basically CP?

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Celebren esta insignificante victoria mientras puedan, nosotros los chivahermanos tenemos cosas más importantes de qué ocuparnos. Entendemos el futbol como un evento para poder mostrar las cualidades y la belleza del hombre como en la antigua Grecia; ustedes no pueden ver más que tribalismo.

Saludos ;)

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Cardozo is a shit coach and higuera is just milking the team for money, he doesn't give a shit about the team.

>0-2

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Doesn't count if the adult is female :^)

Toluca is shite and they still needed refball to beat them at home tbf

QUÉ CHINGUE A SU PUTA BOMBA Y NEGRA MADRE EL REBAÑO CAGADO ;^)

manolo pls

>manolo
I used to think you people weren't that bad. Until I travel there and holy shit, you really are retarded as fuck.

Honestly, it's a little disturbing that you actually went out of your way to find some gay porn with shitvas kits on.

el chiya-hermano señores

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Digits confirm

>went out of your way

Unless he regularly watches gay porn featuring shutvas uniforms, he did indeed go out of his way to find that shit.

LLÓRAME MÁS

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MI SANTOS

chivahermanos literalmente son gays que perro asco no mames

nigga you just gotta type Jalisco porn in the search bar

its true lmafo

LLANTOS QUE HACEN LAGUNAS

Dubs of truth

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just a little random mexiCHAD trying his first sniffs, nothing wrong with that, I mean, Miss Spain is a fucking dude without dick.

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does he still have balls?

jej

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god I wish that were me

>hiring Paco de Anda just to get rid of Almemeyda
Pelagatos Higuera tha absolute madman

>dubs on dubs of truth confirms truth
imagine being this CAGADO kek

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Image bro can we make the next thread a Flor edition?

Even to this day, De Anda still refusing that wasn't the plan

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Sure breh, what image do you want to use? she was one of my first edition I made when I found out about /ligamx/
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/78899076

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>my country is better than yours
>mexican flag
imagine

What, you actually believe you are a first world country? You could be part of south america and there would be no difference.

he's just using you to record a "Español reacciona a comentarios xenóbofos" video for his YT channel

stop

I don't care, I'm just saying what everybody knows is the truth.

Thanks my dude. The one you made already is good enough for me.

of course he'll deny that
only a piece of shit would take a job just to fire someone

They all do that shit tho, I mean you think pelaez doesn't want to get rid of caixinha so he can hire his guy.

and his players

>ynr el Churpias

Isn't he going to hire the guy he previously fired for no reason though?

that's what some Argies said, I don't think that'll be the case. Pelaez was the reason el Turco got fired.

*snap*
Sip, esta va directito a mi recopilación de momentos cringe

BASED

Where'd you get my baby picture from?

watch our league pls

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QUE CHINGUE SU REPUTA MADRE CHAVA REYES

like clockwork

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t. chillahermano que no fue a su despedida en el Jalisco

cayese joto

>El Americaca
>Las Chivass

el basado y gimenezpilled

ARE WE REALLY IN LOVE AT ALL?
OR SOMETHING LITTLE
IS IT STUCK INSIDE AT ALL
OR SOMETHING LITTLE

NOW WE DIDN'T DOUBT A SIGHT
IT'S A DRUMMERS LIE
AND WE NEVER MEANT TO CALL AT ALL
WE JUST WASH THE FLOOR

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>Mexican soccer
No thanks, I'll stick to the euro leagues and not some amateur league.

NEVER EVER

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¿todavía no lo presentan en Toluca?

el jalisjoto, señores

keep it alive

it was in like page 3

chill

>¿todavía no lo presentan en Toluca?
no he escuchado nada aún, en Argentina ya lo confirman

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¿Por qué el Toluca tiene una Corona si no le han otorgado el título de Real?

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Anymore images like this

post more culos

new Brenda Zambrano

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What are the odds of Woodley ever being champ again?

as alive as teams from el norti(except Santos)

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CAYESE PUTO

>Huemacaco and imagay on a friday night eating cum

her stomach is fucking gross

???
Que tiene?

Tierron is no even real Norti tbqhwy famalam. Son los SHITlangos del Norti ;^)

Kek

Based

>imagegay
cheeky cunt

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delet this now
LOL not really, just some approx. images as pic related

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never again breh, he ded

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this is my fav

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i dont wanna be rude or anything
but are these the best lookin women mexican footy can offer
that amerindian look isnt cute

Is that kid drinking beer?

Not really, no, this isn't Europe where usually all classes follow football, if you happen to have a good job none of your coworkers will ever ask you ''hey did you watch the game last night'' so you end up having the most ameriindian looking women that watch football or are related to it

p-probably

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interesting
thanks for the info, my cousin visited mexico once and he said majority wealthy people were white, like people in a airplane where almost all white, people on the streets where mostly amerindian

just confirmed, kid was drinking coke :^)

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Fact: Debby is the best AAA girl

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I'm tired of all this, I feel sad :( is this getting any better?

Bump

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yes

>yfw don’t have a /ligma/ best friend (cum eating bf) like Imagebro and Huebro have

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Friendo, I already achieved big things this Carnaval. :3

ZAGUE ES GAY and I guess so am I wtf

Page 5 save

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...

Who here /America/

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>tfw no espn deportes stream gf

test

BASADO ban evader mexibro.

hello chan

It feels good to be CHADmericanista, virgenantis never know this feeling

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Are we watching Rojos de Liverpool facing Azules de Everton in Estádio Buenhijo?

Say, say, my playmate
Won't you lay hands on me
Mirror my melody
Transfer my tragedy?

Got a curse I cannot lift
Shines when the sunset shifts
When the moon is round and full
Gotta bust that box, gotta gut that fish

My mind's aflame
We could jet in a stolen car
But I bet we wouldn't get too far
Before the transformation takes
And blood lust tanks and crave gets slaked

My mind has changed
My body's frame, but, God, I like it
My heart's aflame
My body's strained, but, God, I like it

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>He mooches off of others without contributing his fair share
>He doesn't even speak English
Build the wall

Post 0 titles meme

is that anny pic from her ig bro or did you get it from somewhere else?

>all these qt thicc mamacitas
WHERE are the good vacation destinations in Mexico? Preferably with said qt thicc mamacitas

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>4000px
Probably from Univision.

Guadalajara, Guanajuato, Monterrey

Puerto Vallarta and Quinata Roo if you want some playas

>vacation in montegay

dont do that

rojadirectatv.tv/udn.php
in.xrivonet.info/31i.html#s3

When MedioTiempo releases the alineaciones I'll be posting them.

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t. aerodynamic SHITlango

TOLUCA NO ES CIUDAD

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nobody wants to visit your fat ass family and smell your pissy city fag

>Chicanovision spent 30 minutes of their pre-game show praising Jurado
So, how many goals will Toluca score today?

Feels good to be monterelleno, where you can actually look up at the sky and it's still blue. Unlike the virgin SHITlangolandia where it's grey and full of smog where you can't even breathe fresh air ;^)

>this kit bullshit
América and Monarcas played with the shorts in the same color, what the fuck are they talking about?

>tfw 1000 word essay due at midnight

Am I gonna make it bros?

Puerto Vallarta. Cancun and Cabo are full of white tourist. No thicc nalgonas there.

Not with that attitude.

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Only if Amy cuccs you tonight

1000 words is nothing compa. Should only be around 3 pages.

>shitcano swears by a city he clearly hasnt visited

theres a reason your poorfag parents left that shanty town idiot

GOL DE LOLUCA

Is Toluca finally unlocked?

I think it's even less than that

I'm the only one here who apparently goes to games here t.b.h. I've been around a major part of México and i'm sure you have never even left your pueblito ;^)

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*loses to santos in the finals*

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sure thing faggot tell your fatass aunt from la coyotera i said hi

No te agüites bb ;^)

Are you pinche putos having botanas? Who /feijoadaconCorona/ here?

You in Texas compa?

Si compa

pao de queijo and brigadeiro here

You jest but you'd love both.

Based and Tejanopilled

Made an egg sandwich with avocado, bacon, and hashbrown earlier. Pretty filling desu. Probably won' eat again until dinner.

>being scored by vergacuck
Why did I buy a Toluca jersey?

>not eating every 2 or 3 hours
No haga eso compa, por favor

I tried pao de quijo when I went to a brazilian steakhouse a while ago. Was really good

I eat small meals Mon-Friday. I am pretty hungover tbqh. I can't get off the liquid jew and slutty gringas. They are my affliction.

Glad you enjoyed it, comes from the official huezilian state for botanas. It's commonplace for mineiros to provide guests with new coffee and snacks, no matter who they are.

test

Toluca is so fucking shit llmao

Based ban evader user

How long until Toluca let Mancuello go for being the eternal promise that never works out?

>Kazim
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

APOLOGIZE

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what part of toluca are you from amigos

The favelas, of course.
/lifelong/ Diablo Rojo here.

Aguascalientes seems /comfy/ not going to lie but I’m a mountains person.

Guise am I the only one who hopes that Lobitos BRAPPP beat pumASS today?

>implying we aren't all wanting un BUAP por cada gol next depors

reminder that American flags ITT are poo colored people
disgusting no wonder why Trump wants to build a wall

Imagine being from the irrelevant shithole known (bearly) as CACAScalientes.

SHITlango jrs. don't even @ me.

>ywn be from cacascalientes
Feels bad, compas

t. Axochitl Tlayolotl de pueblos Yaqui

>lobos vs pumasss
why don' they put this shit on friday

Pumass always plays on Sundays

anda pedido los yaquis son de sonora y cacas esta muy lejos de ahí

ALINEACIÓN DE LOBOS BUAP

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and for Pumas

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4000px images are from MEXSPORTS, this agency than goes to the stadium and sells pictures to websites, I get them from univision.com/deportes/sensacion-deporte
I must fix the direct link for each image to avoid the resize command of the site.
From this:
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To this:
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Full size of pic related was 4000x6000 and 7.73mb, sometimes I have to reduce the shit kek

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>Debby isn't thicc anymore

what's the fucking point of life now?

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AnnyHDposting

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It's not every image that gets this, right? I think I might be doing it wrong but check this one, st1.uvnimg.com/dims4/default/f9ef473/2147483647/resize/1093x820>/quality/75/?url=https://uvn-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com/f7/cb/ff59b14c4beba5a68c47e8e1b131/20190209-1751.jpg
All I could take was this one st1.uvnimg.com/f7/cb/ff59b14c4beba5a68c47e8e1b131/20190209-1751.jpg

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ERA BUAP

pollo is fucking retarded

>pollo

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reminder osorio said quintana belonged in yurop

Arriba los lobitos culebras ;^)

BUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Yeah, not every picture, check in the credits of the image before going to direct link, some of them aren't from mexsports, sometimes Imago7 gets 4k pics too, sometimes they don't :(

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UN BUAP! POR CADA GOL

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Daily reminder that Miguel Layun is unironically dating some thot who got BLACKED by Aquivaldo Mosquera, and he's literally raising the mutt child.

That specific one was from Mexsports too, that's why I tested it (also because of Anny because Annyposting must keep on). but someone has to be the imagebro here.

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>game starts under Goya chants
>20 minutes of BUAPpressing (the superior gegenpressing) and chairos left the stadium
kek

Dumb prieto, for fuck's sake

Go to Mazatlán, don't be scared of narco stories, it's full of thicc buchonas

You're gonna get him killed, man.

What is Palencia trying to achieve with black nails?

es darks

I’ll pass. Going to Kino Bay soon to see my qt Norteña gf for her birthday. Feels good being a CHADcano that can scoop up Hermosillo qts at will tbqh contigo :^D

MAURO LAINEZ IS BEST LAINEZ

>pumass

LEL

5d chess defense by pumas

BEST LAINEZ

Pic related. They give him meme rock powers

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Is Mauro unironically the best La Inez?

La Universidad de UNAM

Whats the quickest way to lose weight lads?
Im currently 95kg (1,85m) and im trynna get to at least 80 by the summer

Stop eating like a puerco.

>one is benchwarming in a small european team
>the other is conquering mexico
Guess who's the best.

Low carb with moderate running/walking and HIIT but that won't be good for your health on the long term and you'll end up gaining weight again.

HIIT cardio, lift weights but also mix in calisthenics, don’t eat like shit, no booze.

The rapid fat loss handbook unironically

>benemerita universidad autonoma de puebla
>benemerita

cringe

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You really think HIIT fucks up your heart? I’d rather run distance but when I’m cutting I mix in some sprinting.

Water fastening but you will lose muscle as well.

It's not just the HIIT. Low carb fucks up your mood and you'll likely gain that weight later, and that also makes you stink. Because of the diet, you won't getting much fitness from running and walking, which can lag you a bit on the process of maintaining the weight. Also HIIT can be bad to people with heart diseases (pretty rare though, I'll admit) but will mostly hurt your muscle (gains and maintenance).

It's just not maintainable.

>losing to lobos brap
>with 10

I want to kill the person doing the audio in BUAP's stadium.

awoo~

Alkaline diet, get some lemons, cut a couple of them in slides, get a glass bottle, fill with water(purified), the lemons and cover it. Put it on the sun light for an hour, then drink it, repeat this every day, try to alternate with slides of beetrot.

*upbeat electronic song plays on the background*

nicememe.jpg

tia pls

I’m amazed so many of you have an internet connection and are able to communicate so well in english. I thought Mexico was a third world country. Your general has the best slags on the board btw

Don't forget the activated almonds

Just end this game, it's impossible to UNAM to score.

t. a butter cookie

Mexico is a third world country, but thanks to capitalism the distance between first and third world has been reduced, rich countries are getting shittier and developing countries have a slow but steady growth.

>it's impossible to UNAM to score.

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This but unironically.

>nicememe.jpg

shit worked for me, I lost 15kg in one month 2015... then I gain them back in 2017 and lose them again after La Patita kek

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I absolutely guarantee you it wasn't because of you activated your lemons in purified water and sun.

Did you supplement it with cum as well?

Alkaline diet is good for getting rid of the cancer or so they say.

Okay, so when is La Volpe coming to Toluca?

kek
Yeah, (((cancer))) is born in acid bodies, so shit fights right there
>not doing meme magic real
the 2 atoms of hydrogen are like antennas, the oxygen one saves the signal, shit receives the primal info from the sun, you drink it and your cells remember what they are suppused to do, shit increase your depuration system and you lose weight

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I hope Toluca announce him tomorrow at first hour

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EL EQUIPO TRANSPARENTE

>ynr Ricardo O'Farril getting BTFO in CU by La Rebel

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If they do that, I swear I'll bandwagon them.

>a fucking cross

>Monday Night Fucho: why? because of Alcoholicos Anónimos(no joke)
vanguardia.com.mx/articulo/alcoholicos-anonimos-dejan-sin-estadio-al-puebla

Local goverment rented Estadio Cuauhtemoc for Alcoholicos Anonimos to have their 12th Annual Convention, Puebla vs Querétaro will be played on Monday, 20hrs

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If you lived in Puebla and are an aficionado por la Franja it's pretty understandable you'd have a drinking problem.

>shit receives the primal info from the sun, you drink it and your cells remember what they are suppused to do

What did he mean by this

If anyone got streams for ANYTHING other than Chicanovision shameful attempt to copy Sportscenter, please share links.

I just hope people don't start bitching about results this tournament.

Meme magic is real, energy pulses than came from the sun when Earth started being form caused the water of seas, all elements of periodic table are in sea water, life came from that water, when you charge water with sun light and add an alkaline fluid to drink it, it's like an info bomb, lemon becomes alkaline when is absorbed by your body, sun energy runs better through your blood and wake your cells up again, acid food like sugar, flour and bad salt does the opposite.

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Xrivo doesn't even work for me anymore ;_;

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I'm telling you, you need to change DNS servers and that shit. It's all working well, I'm watching it right now.

Just watch MLS m8
Liga MemeX is dying anyway

how do I get a normie gf, lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=B-gl4Xr_3gQ
they seems stupid but comfy to cuddle with

I'd rather watch something shittier like brazilian football than watch MLS.
>all I ever wanted was to tvxpc not to die

This but only semi-ironically

get her some more followers

Which club do you root for in Brazil?

Cruzeiro but I often go to América MG games aswell.

I don't know why but all this "god" thing she talks about, just makes me thing how of a freak she's in bed :^)

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Based Gallos. Why are you so low on Brazilian football?

>Gallos
What?

My bad. Getting my Huezillian clubs mixed up. I was talking about Clube Atlético Mineiro, but you meant different clubs.

Atlético is Cruzeiro's main rivals, kek

Bélgica está medio deprimente. Estoy en Brujas y la neta está bien "overrated" y bien pinche caro. Además tengo una gripa de la verga desde ayer. Mañana

me in the top left

CHAVA REYES VETE A LA VERGA HIJO DE PUTA MADRE PINCHE CHIVAS PUTO CAJANDO MI SANTOS

Basado but you're fucked anyway

wtf, what are you doing there?

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Cringe

Things to do this week:
1. Have sex
2. Make a new folder for images to spam in /LigaMX/
3. Have a proper Anny folder because even Melva Meredith has one and I only have her set there.

gay mnfucho is comfy as hell

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I just realised the guy with the Amé jersey I saw last year going to work was not doing a very good job treating himself from drugs if he was wearing such jersey.

Buenas noches, /LigaMX/
youtube.com/watch?v=sqQ2EzmNayU

no mames ni son las 8 we

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btw thnx whoever posted that fb group

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>3.
BASED

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kek

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Ufff anel

good night, have this young Anny for the tight sleeps

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you have this young Annel

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Do these girls offer "extra services" besides advertising?

some do

We all know Vela likes traps, so who is the real father of his child? That child has no Mestizo blood in him at all.

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kek
dude definitely got cucked, no question about it
Probably by Greaseman

I think he's like Ronaldo and just has a wife to throw people off.

it's been rumored than this ig/annel_90 ask 30,000 mexican pesos to spent the night with her

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>Chivass vs America in CopaMX
we should just make copa the main title desu

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kek, same happens with Neymar's kid, he's blonde as fuck, the boy is probably from Griezzman ;^)

Based and Swingerpilled

not worth it

prime annel isnt even worth 30k

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>paying 1,500 dollars for beat up pussy

>fuck putas de instagram

Now we are cheveposting

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I wonder how much Amy cost TW@t

>wanting a tripfag to watch your league and participate in your threads
I shall not be a part of something like that to be honest.

... HOLY YUM

please, elaborate.

Me in the back

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>tfw no tecate gf to camp after VIERNES BOTANERO

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Pinche joto en lugar de estar dondole solo la vez

I think he means the little boy on hands, left at the bitch

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who /america/ here?

here m8, imagine being a chilla-hermano(gay)

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Has benedetti performed yet?

He scored a goal

Yeah, pretty good first impression I got from him, somehow he reminds me to Hernan Riquelme, for that way of kick the ball during free/corner kicks

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>tfw no red headed edecane gf

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thats a brunette you fucking retard

Love these threads
Don’t follow soccer/futbol much but I enjoy the putas you guys post!
God bless

This is a JarochitoHDposting thread now.

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BASED

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Are Dorados doing good?

400

Last season they lose grand final at extra-times, now they are doing as bad as before Maradona arrived, but in CopaMX, they are in quaterfinals:

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Can't wait for the Ricardo Antonio LaGunero Edition

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LigaMX before Monday Night Fucho

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I forgot this is still a thing

alcoholic pipopes made it possible

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kek

qt

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I hope Chelis wins tomorrow, I want Puebla at Liguilla desu

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Is not you retard, she just painted the root of her hair :^)

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keep it alive

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How long until we get a masked football player

PEACE IN ME, MAKE ME WELL
MAKE ME WELL, MAKE WELL
THIS SEED IN ME HASN'T SET
HEAVEN SENT ONLY SHELLS

I KEEP MY COLD EYES LOCKED IN A DIFFERENT PLACE
I DID IT WELL, I DID IT FOR YOU
WHEN IT'S DEEPEST IN THE GROUND
IT'S RINGING HARDER THAN THE BELLS DO

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Prime Oribe used mask for some games

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I mean a real mask

I don't think FIFA allows that m8, they probably only allow shit that's medically necessary.

Why wouldn't they ?

sauce

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How do you beaners feel about losing CONCACAF CL to a My Little Soccer team lmfao

M8 the tourney's just begun, it's not over for a couple weeks more.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y8RIn4NpwXg

MLS will probably choke like always

What are you talking about?

final will be Santos vs Monterrey
thanks

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I just hope it isn't a Regio final

liga mx to back to libertadores when. Fuck concachafa

>libertadores when. Fuck concachafa
But weren't you guys bitching back then that conmebol had rigged libertadores against you guys and treated you guys like shit.

>not liking la concafuchi
in 2020 probably, I want MLS teams to be also invited

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yeah but we're like domestic abuse victims that keep going back

>chicanovision announced they're gonna air the copamx clasico match
I hope chivASS starts playing good, I don't wanna watch a shitty match were 1 team doesn't even put up a fight.

Noice

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just pick a team already and make it more interesting

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Based and bropilled

Are you guys ready for meme 5 at the back?

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Well it is rigged because South America is insanely corrupt but that’s the charm of conmebol

Most of the CONMEBOL corruption is overrated and planted by media (specially the brazilian one) and teams. They have far worse issues, like the lack of organization. We could have Mexican teams back in Libertadores by just making the schedule better and removing the thousand meme games before the season even start, with enough time for teams to plan their trips.

>almost 11:00 and still no official La Volpe announcement

He's already in Toluca(not a city)

Since I'm now a soon-to-be Toluca /lifelong/ I guess I'll have to watch the ladies beat Amierdica.

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mondai nai fucho

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FINALLY, BITCHES
mediotiempo.com/futbol/liga-mx/vivo-toluca-presenta-ricardo-volpe-dt
pscp.tv/w/1BRJjXYLWVZKw

Congratulations to Toluca for broadcasting their shit on the worst platform in existence and with the poorest audio in history.

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a little too late now

The whole thing was pointless since no one could hear a word he said.

What do you expect from toluca

Good point.

HOY JUEGA EL PUEBLA, PUTOS

Memétaro wins tonight.

>even flu medicine has a version for diabetic people in USA

bump this out

Pipopes taking this week

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJL6nfu__Q

Fat people are disgusting.

>video starts with Cristo Redentor
>but Michael is in Salvador
w-what?

Mmmmmm corn syrup

>mondai nai fucho
LET'S DO THIS

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KEK

hoy va ganar la PELONA y te va poner bien CHELIS de la vida :^)

Santos missed their plane to New Jersey and Tigres won't have Aquino or Gignac for leg 1 at least

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deal

>Santos missed
they missed La Volpe too XD

isn't it snowing really bad in New jersey?

>Yiñá is right now sleeping in activated alkaline mud so he's AWAKENED to face Montegay this weekend
Tuca is a madman

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bump it faggots

>activated alkaline mud
based and sunpilled

ok then

Based and holisticmedicine pilled. (((They))) want you on the capsuled Jew.

>doesn't trust the pill jew
>trust the sun jew
no seas asi compa

I am a gringo trying to get into soccer and I feel that Liga MX would be cooler than MLS

What team should I bandwagon

Xolos de Tijuana (aka the other sports team in Tijuana)

>p-please watch our league
Unironically Toluca as of today

kek

Toluca might be a good option, also Club América the current champions

Imagebro has show me the light. We close our third eye to the metaphysical because (((they))) have polluted our mind with smut and garbage.

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>tfw se viene la 14

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>(((they))) have polluted our mind with smut and garbage
Liga MX is not that bad, compa.

>Are those the Surenos Del Norte?

kek
we /5d/ now

I tried hard to like banda because my family is Tejano (based) but I just can’t get into it. Too much shit going on. There’s like 9 instruments playing all at once. Too disorienting.

>There’s like 9 instruments playing all at once. Too disorienting.
I told huebro about this, I don't really see why they need 3 instrument of each one, that's why bringing a banda to your party is expensive as fuck

Banda is amazing, shut up :3
youtube.com/watch?v=iGMjKS4Vap0

>of course the song is unrelated to norteña or banda but sure I had to post it on the wrong place

>tfw no gf de banda to sing you at school and experiment teenage love for the first time again
youtube.com/watch?v=TUJApCkEV2Y

;_;

What the fuck I'm a pedo now?

>now
>posting Rebekah before imagebro-era

almost there

Rebekah was our daughterfu, she's for cooking together and cultivating healthy and not lewd hobbies. But god this girl can sing.

>But god this girl can sing.
Yeah, she qt

I missed posting here, guys :'(

just a few more

Imagebro, what's the next edition?

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you fell for the artsy gf meme breh

Flor Garza Edition

I hate this thing you have to make choices in life and sometimes you sacrifice the things you like.

as long as you enjoy the moment, it's ok, how is the CarnaBA-AL thing goin?

>not falling for the pharmaceutical jews
Fucking based

I'll go to another bloco tomorrow with a compa, hopefully will kiss 2 or 3 girls if I'm lucky and drunk. But so far it has been great, should have went sooner to this shit.

MERGER CUANDO?

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I requested the Flor edition but I think el bigoton is more important desu.

Thread is already up