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>no face the pain
>yo little donny man

REEEEEEEE FUCK YOU DANA

Link for stream?

gaming

has there ever been a WHITE british champ? don't think so...................

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What race is Bisping

potato

Stephens fought like his old self. He abandoned ring cutting, calf kicks, and set ups. Definitely lost 2-1 or 3-0

Anyone got a mobile link? Would be appreciated.

Doesnt work

Michael Bisping. You fucking idiot.

CODY "NO CHIN" GARBRANDT

no brain garbrandt

not the thread

Seriously, what is his problem?

what a violent way to go

F
:(

Try that but mmh-2

cody literally did the same thing that he did against TJ. saw red and started trading like a retard

>cyprus
>british

IS THERE A MORE LOW IQ FIGHTER?

is cody the worst male fighter to win a belt?

marlon would shit on both of them

Coodie no brains

Literally 2 INT

In many ways Cody is a genius, his homo rage just came up short cause his wife gave him sex

Aaaand there goes my appreciation for no brain

fucking bullshit

This nigga tryna convince me that was the plan, when he almost got heem'd

KO'd by a grappler

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No brain no chin no love no belt no career no future

>be faster boxer with worse chin
>decide to stand and bang in the pocket with no defence

??????

Cody is such a hilarious glass cannon

Cody has been heemed 3 times in a row. I don’t have anything clever to say about that. Just putting it out there.

Is Cody P4P the dumbest fighter in the UFC? Certainly the dumbest to have reached the heights he did.

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>Memebrandt

Post yfw when Cody Garbrant

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CODY NEEDS A NEW CAMP

FIGHT IQ 0

THEY NEED TO DRILL BASIC SHIT

NEW CAMP

>DEW YEW GAIS LIKE DAT?!

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Doesn't know what a jab is.

CTE WITH THA BOOOOOIIZZZZZZ

Cody NoSex for the next month

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/r/ing Slow Mo replay webm of the knockdown

So was Cody's run the flukeist in UFC history or did TJ delete him?

LITERALLY WORKED INTO A SHOOT

>POINTS TO THE CENTER OF THE OCTAGON
>GETS HUMILIATED AGAIN
kek

>white "people"

He's dumber than a motherfucker. I'll bet my left and middle testicles he doesn't even have a prenup with his stripper wife.

youtube.com/watch?v=9igex8DsHJU

WAS IT A HEADBUTT THAT ROCKED CODY FIRST I WANT TO SEE THAT AGAIN PLEASE REEEEEEEEEEEE

Cody is an absolute brainlet.

He's going to kill himself.

Looooool Cody is a legit fucking retard. He might commit suicide.

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bisping, bj penn and tim sylvia are the only ones i know of

bisping

Garbrandt is my boi but he's retarded

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roidrage manlets never learn when the red mist descends

youtu.be/97vmoVJCdwg
BANGING
WITH
THE
BOOOOOOYYYYYYSSSS

based cody chasing the heem

That dude that just needed to make O'Malley stand up

Time to switch from beer to rum and coke.
Anyone with me?

Does Cody get cut and sign with Smellator now?

>MMA is like a chess match

do people still believe this?

Lol that was hilarious I can't stop laughing

What happened Cody man lol

g-d bless Cody for risking his mental health for our entertainment. Hopefully in his next fight he gets killed in front of his entire family

FUUUUUUUCK.

HES LOST THE SAME EXACT WAY 3 FIGHTS IN A ROW FUCK TEAM ALPHA MALE FUCKING RETARDS CANT EVEN PROPERLY TRAIN THEIR FIGHTERS

Fucking this. Throw out all the garbage around him.

Cody "no chin" garbrandt

thumbs up that shit bro

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what was going through his mind at this moment?

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which in turns makes you retarded

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does cody have the lowest fight iq?

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Gotta say Pedro sounds high IQ, he's not even speaking his native language and he's coming off very well.

same why isn't anyone talking about this

He was exposed.

What the fuck, No Brain. Can you just please stop getting so fucking emotional? Holy shit.

Just lost fifty bucks on this fucking idiot AGAIN.

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Munnoz on JRE confirmed

>technical chinlet tries brawling

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Cody needs a new camp. He’s too emotional. Sucks to see him fall into his old habits

he was winning until he lost

nah he had to be paid off, based on his next fights

He forgot that he had footwork but no chin

he was winning until he lost

>when will ____ learn?

Somebody make the wordclowd of these fights

In many ways Cody has the strongest chin in the UFC

Don't watch UFC anymore but I was wondering who here is /CORN TO THE CORE/

Any clip of the alleged headbutt?

did you catch the "headbutt"? I din't see it

Any webms of Zabit's jumping kick off the cage?

CODY IS STILL MY BOY
FUCK EVERYTHING

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From champ to 0-3

A fighter with no chin who relies on his chin to win

lemme get back up and bang

its always funny when you see an amateur walk into the gym and he doesnt ever defend

but hopefully these guys can learn and dont get injured, imagine them fighting in the ufc

Remember when Cody fought a super patient fight with top tier boxing and movement vs Cruz?

Imagine Ngannou fucking Cejudo

Once i heard that garbrandt married an asian girl i knew he wasn't shit..

Any white man who has kids with an asian woman is insecure.

>in turns

gettin heemed with the boisssssss

>hailed as a boxing "prodigy"
>hasn't learned after 3 KO losses not to square up and throw wide hooks with your hands down

why is a women's mma fight on the PPV over Zabit?

WEBM MAKERS PLEASE

DO YOU GUYS HAVE WHAT CODY WAS ROCKED BY INITIALLY
THAT WHOLE EXCHANGE

>Betting on a guy who has been KO'd in his last 2 fights and had to take time off for brain therapy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

alright fap break
picks already heemed lmao

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Remember when he outed his own teammates for doing steroids?

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CODY MEME DEAD
TJ MEME DEAD

WOW

Piss and re-stocking break now I guess.

munhoz stung him hard with a right just after the knee

it’s not even his chin, it’s that the second he smells blood he starts throwing wild haymakers like a fucking retard

holy shit a chinese fighter? its over, they will die in the octagon instead of returning home a loser

Cruz should have just banged it with Cody

>if you only knew how bad things really are

He thinks he has an iron chin

Oh man I know ere all DIEING TO SEE THIS WOMENS FIGHT COMING UP RIGHT LADS!!?!?!??!?!??!

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So what is next for Cody?

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Very well actually I’m impressed

That surprised everyone. He went from being a slick fighter to a dumb brawler, I don't even know how you fall so far from that performance

Why would you seat Ngannou and Cejudo next to each other? Dana is trying to mog Henry out of the UFC

>wmma

Alright time to run to the store

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imagine being a 3DPD faggot

THERE HAS LITERALLY NOT BEEN A UFC EVENT IN 2019 THAT HENRY CEJUDO HASN'T ATTENDED IN PERSON

HE IS THE ULTIMATE ANTI-CAZZIE

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any manlet with all those tattoos definitely has a complex. obviously a SHRIMP DICKLET too since he married a gook.

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Let him bang, bro.

why are they all so shiny

>cody
>white
he's a negrified mutt.

it's literally the exact same right hand that's been gadooshing him, based no brain

When Cody escaped mount i thought hed get the KO. how does he have such a good amateur boxing record that was terrible boxing iq

Get help

Cody's body is made of fucking lightning but it's being piloted by a moron so he's balanced.

>Man fighting a woman in the locker room
>Nobody stopping it

Disgusting "sport"

I wish I had known that. Only weak men go after asians

What happened to the bong?

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2 seconds in looks like an intentional headbutt. Makes me think the previous one was serious.

Yes

This

does cody have some huge contract per fight so he just wants to end it in as little time as possible?

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I thought Alistair had really bad fight iq but Cody is up there.

IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, HOW DID CRUZ LOSE TO CODY?
>one of highest IQ fighters losing to a literal retard in a 5-round dominant decision

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FUCK OFF MYSOGINIST SCUM

Stream lads?

I called for pizza two hours ago and its still not here.

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>fail a QTE
>get CTE

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Based UFC for putting in a WMMA in the main card. Gives me fifteen minutes to fap to trans porn.

>tfw no qt asian WMMA gf to beat you up and cook your dog

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akrotiri_and_Dhekelia

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Cody "glass chin" garbage

God I miss mike :(
I HAVE THE KERNELS TO ENTER THE OCTAGON

nice rdr2 ad, only 6 fuckin months late rockstar

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why is cody so fucking retarded waste of talent tbqh

Here I am sitting on the official bed of the UFC, with the official game of the UFC on pause, drinking the official beer of the UFC, getting covered by the official insurance of the UFC and smelling Arianny Celeste's farts (copyrighted by the UFC).

Feels good to be a real fight fan.

MMA is all he knows

chinlets

3 loss streak now for Cody "No Chin" Garbrandt, time to consider leaving Team Beta Male and mix up his game or retire

Up next, forced insert ladies fight nobody cares about to keep womyns mma relavant thanks Dana

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fuck lol he just had to take his foot off the gas a lil tiny bit.

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Munhoz’s fist.

Cody is faster and he didn’t get emotional

he was injured going into the fight
his legs and feet were all taped like a fuckin mummy

>cody will most likely kill him self tonight
Truly saddening he's a likeable retard

I love Cody's face after he gets punched

It's like he freezes

Man the new titles look trash and look like some WWE shit you would buy at an event

>"noones gonna call me gay anymore"

Igor CuckCockSlob

>Cody
>White
Sweety, I..

>Getting heem'd the exact same way 3 times in a row

>cazzy walks in and asks his questions while I'm trying to watch the fight

REEEEE THE SPICIEST OF THE NIGHT AND THAT'S WHEN HE CHOSE TO COME IN

cruz was old and his body was worn down

they played face the pain

absolutely unintentional, I still haven't seen the first one though

Nervous for Zhang lads

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decent fights so far lads

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/our guy/

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Retirement hopefully, he's 27 and his chin is already worse than Schaub's

That sucks

Will Cody get cut now?

Urijah said it best, Cruz wasn't built for war

>one more fight until Lawler wins and proves that /heem/ is full of retards

here's a stream
a stream of piss

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they didn't. kys.

Codys chin was still intact. He needs another couple years off. Also Cruz was banging half the time in the pocket with pillowfists

wtf are you talking about?

he's going out with a white thot

>joe bragging up Adesanya
Could that guy be any more of a cuckold?

way to throw your "friend" under the bus

Cody was an enigma before the Cruz fight, no one knew much about him because he was just KOing guys early

wew

Wow to pull a Michael Cohen, Aljo. Aint nobody trusting this motherfucker again.

based T&T bants

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Cody still doesn't get it after trading haymakers the last 2 title bouts against TJ. Let him get an sustainable brain injury. Maybe he'll learn his lesson by then.

Me and Bones posting from the same Labtop, that's pretty cool

Nothing, nothing going through his head the last minute before that obivously

>do I smell pancakes?

>streaming on my phone
>see the WMMA fight is up next
Yep, time to check /heem/

He’s going to either main a fight night or co main it, then if he lost he would get two more opuurtunities at least

Cody played that fight perfectly.

Hector Lombard has lost 6 in a row and he's still there

why would he no matter what he'll be a fan favorite since he brings more bangers in his fight

hahaha fucking hell all he had to do was just take his foot of the gas in the last 3 seconds fuck man

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How the fuck is Forest Griffin still milking his celebrity?

>technical

Lol. He is Vitor Belfort 2.0.

She's asian nigga open ur eyes... u asian too?

If the camp can't make having a hand up when throwing a hook an ingrained habit, the team is complete shit, no matter how stupid Cody is.

lol i just got done shouting "CODY 'NOT BRAIN' GARBRANT!!!!

Cody has an IQ of 2, and that is being generous

Hey guys, did you know Cejudo won a gold medal? He did. Gold. At the Olympics. He won it. Didya know that? Gold medal.

Missed the immediate postfight shenanigans. How suicidal did Cody look after the loss?

The fuck was that

Still laughing from that last fight

Dance moves made Cody appear more dominant than he actually was

MY pee was coming out foamy and the doctor said im peeing out protein. Now i cant drink anymore

zhang time lads

High pitched ringing noise followed by the smell of toast.

headbutt plz

>forest and rashad kicking it on the purple couch like a couple of old buds

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why are you posting pics of cody from the tj fight?

whoa, deja vu

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You're supposed to cum in the time between Prelims ending and PPV starting.

>in that moment, he knew, he fucked up

womens mma, afk till next MAN FIGHT

forrest griffon segment is absolute cringe

gonna take a nasty shit and then get some bk

LETS GO CHING CHONG

>wmma fight next
welp, time to take a shit lads
brb

awesome my bro

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Team manlet

Could be high blood pressure

Ya, that's not a bad idea.

>Labtop
Even the p's are upside down in australia

>tfw you're a idiot and you need new coaches, but you backed yourself into a corner to where you can't switch gyms

mmmmmm grayons

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Dunno if anyone else is goofing em, but I'll do them again

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CHING CHONG BING BONG

>piss break
heading to the gas station be back in 15

thats right wagie... hold up the sign...

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Piss break

>Jon Anik just said "a big one for the women" and mum just said "I didn't know you were fighting"

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why don't you guys just go to youtube and listen to face the pain?

womens mma or what I like to call it PISS BREAK

Matt Hughes

I want to licky licky Mommy Weili.

>tfw you realize you'll be living in the trailer park again before month's end

What a fucking piece of shit

I'm not gay but holy fuck he looks thicc

Ugly whores, if they were pretty they wouldn't get into martial arts.

>WMMA Episode.

Im heading to the shop for a maxibon you lads want anything?

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I think Cody must be the biggest wasted of talent in the UFC.

He's so talented yet so stupid.

i'm breaking my one meal a day diet for the first time in a month tonight with a 5am sausage and fries
give me your thoughts

you're a real fan. Just like Conor will be forever my boy

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wut

he literally invented the ufc you dumb cazzie

So the trick to beating Cody is to pretend you're hurt and have him throw haymakers and then just heem him with a clean right cause his chin is worse than Overeem's

Weili Zhang?
More like Weili can get this dong

is drinking beer from a wine glass trashy?

PURE HEEM!!!

>tfw its easy money for pedro
JUST

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Ufc.com

cody vs can. can wins. you cant make this shit up. what is he doing?????

Cody had a brain transplant

Deep down we know this will never happen

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Uighur subhumans bout to be absolutely BTFO

yeah he has to leave TAM, if after three fights you can't beat a blatant bad habit out of a fighter they need to go somewhere else.

can I get one for my wifes son please? true fight fan here, hehe, love the merchandise!

Zhang should study 18 hour mathematics, NOT fight man cage integral

make grandparents cry

>heem confirmed casual yet again
many such cases
SAD!

ayyy lmao

Uh guys, this Chinese girl unironically seems like a savage.

Enter into MyFitnessPal and post

I raise you.

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BASED ZHANG
BASED LEECH

FOLLOW AND UPHOLD THE ETERNAL WISDOM OF MARX-LENIN-MAO-XI THOUGHT

Again?

I'm going to the store, do you all need anything?

Look like it hurts

Cody is the Can

this right here is why americans are bitches and will never understand life

FUCK THAT CHINK

Cruz couldn’t get Cody’s enrage to proc because his DPS was too low.

>tfw banging with the boizzzzz

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>First fight goofs 90% of the picks
Lol I always say it but if you want to make money just fade /heem/ on the very first fight of the PPV

looks like he slips into Munhoz's head, doesn't matter now anyway kek

Oh, great.
THIS bitch.

Yea I think I'll go for a walk and maybe pick up a 6 pack. Fight will probably play out all 3 rounds for a boring decision.

>no user at the arena with a tianamen square sign

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thanks man, they clashed but it obviously wasn't intentional, nothing to lose your mind over Cody

damn this little chink is actually fit af

>Adding no name womyns fight on main card to keep womyn mma relevant
>15 minutes of slapping to a decision to cool us off after that stunner

Why do they do this

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CHINA IS THE BEST!!!!

Let's go Zhang!!!

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Friendly reminder East Asians + abos are the only humans with denisovan admixture.. (it's the reason their skulls are fucking horrific)

I thought chinese people liked martial arts, why are there so few chinks in mma?
Is kung fu too deadly for competition?

>can
t 229er

There has NEVER been a good slanty eye nigger fighter EVER. I'm sick of this "Asians are good at fighting" meme.

>be a sharper, faster boxer than your opponents
>the second you hear the crowd get excited, turn into a retard

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fucking hell
that could have been a 10-8 round for Cody if it ended

Thanks!

If anything Cody hit him with his head.

How the FUCK do I get an Olivi gf bros?

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Legit headbutt

Huh.

white boys can't compete with the big brazilian monkey cock hahahahahha

>Watching UFC with your Mum at 3:37 in the morning
Based

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Zhang better do some Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon shit, I'm talkin that Bruce Lee shit, that Jackie Chan shit, that Mr. Miyagi shit, y'all feel me?

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The way Anderson humiliated him all respect is gone

No headbutt there

Imagine getting caught by the same punch twice in a row

can't be the only one who faps watching womens mma

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I meant mma-2 I'm stoned and retarded

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

Fillow pisted.

so she is

wow never noticed before. its the 30lbs of makeup

UMA

>casual detected
kys idiot

Woodley vs Thompson 1

>betting on double digit iq cody

Honestly if cody hopes to improve I really think he should leave TAM. I mean what the fuck are they teaching him he keeps fighting the same way. Maybe another gym would increase his fight IQ to normal levels and put that talent to better use.

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Gladly

she just did the jon jones cartwheel m8 she's gunna slay

>pay cheque just got slashed
>wife not going to have sex with you for a month
>gotta go home and clean up baby shit whilst your hot wife trains with her PT at the gym
>TJ is still the BW champ
>no friends to comfort you because you ratted them out

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SHONUFF

I want Weili to put her tight guard on me.

Date Dana Loesch

GET OUTTA THERE CODY

>when you realize 911 was an inside job

Get ready for the future bitch nigga

Some say she started training after swimming out of the river her parents threw her in as an infant

>women's fight coming up
>Never usually watch women's fight instead I just switch to Lesbian porn until its over
>this time decide to cook 2 hash browns and 2 eggs to pass the time
>finish cooking and come back to laptop hoping that the fight is over
>come back to Asian chick just walking into the octagon

someone post the Dillashaw 1 Heem. It is identical.

>chink fighters

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ya don't

Anyone have a mobile link before he snorefest women fight finishes?

be a beaner manlet

You might be, the rest of us save it for Rockhold fights

Lmao why is an American carrying a flag from a different country

yeah, it was a headbutt alright, from cody
lmao

Im a Cody fan but I can't help but to laugh every time this shit happens to him.

>underestimating the Chinese market
How does it feel to be a brainlet

Dear Lord that chink is hideous. No wonder she became a fighter.

The fight is over before either even begins. He already made the call

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(OP)
Join the /heem/ Whatsappgroup. Only guys with small penises aren't in it

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Wrestling > TMA

Cody going from champion to can in a year is the best timeline

depression pills made me unable to get a boner
didn't masturbate for about two months now

white bois btfo by BBC(big brazilian cock) HAHAHAHA LOLLL get rekt

>Those arms
Roiding for sure.

he still has his make a wish little brother

that would have been good advice

still time for lesbian porn then lad

Tecia is 5'1???

How do I get a Tecia Torres gf lads?

The UFC's top boxer, ladies and gentlemen

>she

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Theres no way that papa faber isnt telling cody to stop doing that, right?

Is beta male really this bad?

>>no friends to comfort you because you ratted them out

What do you mean?

Cruz's weakness is the patient blitz, so TAM built his whole style around it and now it's not working because he's one-dimensional

>Tae Kwon Do black belt
LOLLLLLLLL imagine even mentioning that as a qualification.

Sensible chuckle

He has Irish ancestry

bathroom break :DDD

i want to rape tecia torres

Only the 2-3 hot ones

Ill also ruin your life by telling you to google ultimate surrender, academy productions nude women wrestling, and fighting dolls, and foxy combat

imagine touching her

Cringe

it wasn't a headbutt but Cody rocked himself by throwing his chin into Pedro's head.
Kind of the end there for him, should've just played it a bit smarter

LET NONE SURVIVE!!

A small single of vodka and a reeses if you dont mind. I think I have a fiver in my pocket, keep the change.

based

For sure Team Angry Manlet is a beast of a gym.

Zhang looks like she makes critics of the Communist Party of China "disappear" when she is not cage fighting.

>the safest enclaves in brazil are german towns
>the rest of the country is literal hell
wow....rly made me think

>Order Dominoes pizza again
>2nd time theyve fucked up my order and given me the wrong drink with a smashed up pizza

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

looks familiar

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>American fighters coming out with non-American flags
FUCKING TRAITORS, SMACK THIS BITCH UP ZHANG

choina

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dude is going to be walmart greeter in another loss or two.

Puertoricans are american

Supporting the Chinese girl because she's part of the heterosexual race

Who was that qt on Tecia Torres' corner when she stripped down? God damn I think I'm in love.

I think Zhang might be hiding glass

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Im not racist but Chinese people are cheaters
They just cheat at everything
Im not racist though.

I sure am excited to see 115lb women fight. I bet someone like brie Larson could rule the division. She's so strong and independent. If you think different keep it to yourself white Male cis scum.

YANG GANG

destroy the chink please

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Cody ratted out all the steroid-users in his gym. Totally unprovoked.

Ring them up and you might get a freebie

Prepare thy anus for long eggroll of the law.

Doesn't No Chin understand that he works better as a counter striker?

>Cody Garbrant? Who? Don't think I know him...

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Not racist if it's true

Never EVER take antidepressants, user. That shit will fuck up your brain chemistry. What you really need is to go outside, do something productive, and get some exercise, but it's not profitable to tell anyone that.

>her

based leech

yet you white bois be gettin rekt by the superior BBC(big brazilian cock)

why the fuck is dana awahite reffing

I wouldn't expect quality fast food outside of middle America.

What's the biggest reasons for having a weak chin that doesn't include cte?

This. I can't remember what round it was but Cody and Cruz were swanging and banging and Cruz caught him and made him stumble a bit... and Cruz has pillowfists.

Call me a sexist if you must, but women are no good at everything

Does anyone else get really annoyed by fat people breathing?

>he isnt waiting to fap for the main event

if she loses her commie credit score will go down

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That awesome spicy banger and now this. Way to stack the card, dana.

Stream lads?

Let's go Ching Chi Chong

Lads what snacks are you getting right now during the wmaa intermission ?

Im about to smoke a spliff and cook some fries

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Yeah I'm not racist either, but at least they're not niggers.

Ngannou vs. Cody Garbrandt

mfw wmma is on

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>This is a PPV fight

...

Weak neck? Small head? I think it's mostly just genetics

Tried to rat on dillashaw at a press conference about steroid use. "... you showed everyone how to do it at alpha male..."

Tecia gonna get assraped

I try, but I always end up needing supplementary material, even if it's Karate Hottie vs Paige Slutton

you were born a nigger
and you will die a nigger

PPV btw

Exploding ankles: the fight

Cody ._.

cut the carbs you fat british pig

wow this chinese womens footwork is so impressive, I think she could take on zabit!?

love the lingering dead air during wmma fights because nothing happens and even when it does its boring. based commentators not filling air

they're equally awful in their own ways

Yeah I'm not racist either, but at least they're not niggers.

>No Chin
>understand

Listen im not racist, in fact The Monkey King is one of my favorite stories. They have a nice culture

I will right after round 1

There's a reason EVERY SINGLE LEFTIST takes anti-depressants, and EVERY SINGLE LEFTIST ALWAYS tells people to ALWAYS take their meds.

Dude Zhang looks so graceful

both of them have midget proportions

Thank you based Aus bro. I even had to watch it a few time and pause to rly see what happened. Looks like he slamed his chin down on Munhoz head.

>ordering at 3:45am

yeah I doubt they have the A squad out lad

reported for racism

He is a good fighter. He is a shit finisher. He'd be unbeatable if he never tried to finish.

This is a good fight

this chinise girl gonna lose

and you were born a white boi hahahahahaha
cry white boooii

Twitchy where are you

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tecia looks like she fucks white chicks

Pvz’s fights are good. So are rose’s and karate hottie

A lot of the time it can be attributed to neck strength, or lack thereof. If you have a strong neck, your head's not gonna snap back as quickly when you get wacked

just smoked one before the card started and had a chicken sandwich, this fight makes me want to smoke another

Head kick from these would ko any strawweight

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...

idk man she looks pretty normal for a chink imo

Holy...Is this, dare I say it lads, fight of the night?

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Chinks do not look like that.
wonder what government researched undetectable ped theyre using now

perfect sized titties

>spinning shit

For sure women fighting is immoral right?
These bitches are probably getting CTE after 2 fights just cause their bones and muscles aren't made to take hits. Also no one wants a CTE broad that can't remember the shopping list.

WEBM OF THE BACKTAKE PLEASE

Zhangs eyes already look swollen shut.

Joe is getting a boner over all these spinning back kicks

Get a life

Fuck it I'm going to Woolies for some Smifs

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Imagine paying for this

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For me, it's saying "this is a good fight" during a bad fight so I look like I know MMA.

Is Waylee the best Asian fighter in the UFC?

Who is winning this round? I had to go chase a cunting cat out of my house.

Calm down Ahmed. We'll call you when there's goats or 6 year olds to fuck

Cody was patient that fight.

Can you imagien if Chinese people enslaved us? White people, I mean. If they just sailed over here, bought us, took us back to China, and worked us to death in the fields all day? Would be so based.

CHINA WITH THE MEME MOVES

kek

Gonna take a big fat ogre shit before Askren wins

Shit genetics, weak neck, low hydration, underbite/overbite

Zhang going over brother

you ever seen a close up of Tecia's face without make up?

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>Being poor

At least it's not 5 rounds

who else is ready for Jon Jones to just throw those straight kicks to the knees a million times??

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HOLY
FUCKING
DROPPED

Pretty sure its Khabib

...

what self respecting woman would tolerate someone like twitc-
>chink
oh

Before she entered the ring?

playing zelda instead of watching this WMMA

WTF is this spinning shit from Weili? Jackson Wink ruined her!!!

Women should be allowed to take a weapon into the octagon.

chink btfoing teesha

Do you think watching No Chin get BTFO got Dom a little hard?

didn't make a dent

those couple of Korean dudes are pretty entertaining if not especially good

Stay triggered by women bee

thats unfortunate

I would never take a pill unless it was absolutely necessary to or if I tried everything else and it didn't work. Today you could say "I'm a little sad" and your (((psychologist))) will put you on pills

Khabib is eurasian not asian

Zhang looking strong

I'd be fine with being enslaved if black people got screwed over too 2bh

i'm ready for the eye poke king

a young joe pesci

Tiesha “terrible odor” Torres

this pretty good fight tbqh

These are the type of people who bitch about WMMA.

...

>>>/reddit/

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Our leech is the best chinaman

I lived in China for 3 years. Business culture over there is basically who can fuck the other guy the most. It’s all about cheating or trying to deliver as little as you can. Never trust a chink.

He said that he would have beaten Cody if he didn't get emotional.

nice socks, u cute

what you smoking on dude?

>implying she looks good even with makeup
user, im concerned for your ocular health

Heem the deliverer

terrible match

this post made me think
what if zelda was a girl

Dominos don't deliver this late u fucking lying bastard get exposed kid.. sit

This fucking goblina thought she deserved Sage.

fuck that mainland chink

.

The richest state is diverse. The german stuff is a bunch of farmers in the south. The most important state in the southEAST

Fuck black people. It's just us white slaves and our yellow mass'ahs.

>it's a "if you are tabbed out you can't tell if the fight is back on from the audio alone" fight

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Weili "let me bang" Zhang

fun round desu

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Based

Why is this considered so bad? Its got kicks punches and holds and arguably more contact.

1 meal a day dude?

Are you doing it to drastically cut weight? If you don't mind saying how heavy are you?

true but we were talking about the chink not the other girl

Based and Hong Kong pilled

the crowd is weirdly quiet.

With no one in European countries how would they collect their welfare checks? 200IQ move desu

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lmao imagine seething this hard

>this ass mad about the truth
london is as violent as NYC now. what does sulfuric acid taste like, i almost imagined it had a bit of a hint of burnt popcorn flavor

BASED

Torres fighting like a tard.

I need to get my big toe tattooed

It isn't. He just keeps throwing like a retard.

Yea Forums is full of homosexual men who touch themselves to traps

No matter how decent a female fight is, there will be cazzies who don't watch it and do nothing but whine about in /heem/.

BJ Penn is British? Are you sure it’s not just the Union Jack on the Hawaiian flag?

based user

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My mate says this
>fun card
>fun fight
drives me fucking nights.

Not sure the exact strain desu, got a guy who grows it himself, its always good and reasonably priced I don't ask questions

you dont know about OMAD you fucking nonlifting pig? probably snacking on "crisps" right now eh boy?

they're all on their wmma piss breaks

I like Chinese fighters. It's like, whoever wins, commies lose.

gladly

>imagine this man walking in on his daughter getting fucked by an ass
>he quietly closes the door, goes to his room and commits seppuku

Trying to stick to OMAD, but I ate 100g of ham just now. Fuck I hate dieting. Got like 20kg to lose.

Haha these white boys jealous of the BBC (Big Brazilian Cock) haha

WOO

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god women are boring and these ones are boring and ugly making them zero value

This is unironically a great fight. It's just that this board is filled with "Just Bleed!" casuals who can't appreciate a sophisticated chess match. Also there are an uncomfortable amount of racists and misogynists here who can't appreciate the skill of a foreign fighter. This is so far, one of the best fights on the card.

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>imagine being brazilian
you guys are famous for something that shit tumbles out of and favelas, take the W with BJJ and put a sock in it

>we are less than 30 minutes away from Chaos Orc Lawler beating the fucking shit out of dyel faggot Askren
wew lads /heem/ will be seething

>wmma

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reported for faggotry

>That time Overeem was commentating on glory and was watching wmma
>Pretty much went on to say he doesn't like watching it

>practicing cannibalism

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retards say that no matter how good the female fight is

Be careful or you're going to suffer a heart attack, lard man

Reem bless

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this comment will not age well. screencap this.

Thank you very much

ill eat my own ass if im wrong bitch

absolutely based cheat meal choice for an omad practitioner
bet it tastes good

I fucking hate that. This fight is way better than Stamann vs Perez

if he's not jerking off when saying this - cut all ties

it's honestly weird to me that, after moving all of the blue boards to 4channel, retarded misogynists still won't get the fuck off of sp

better livestream it you faggot

i really hope this happens man

who would win in a fight? reem or the hippo?

nice bait response

post the webm where Moraes heemed him into another dimension

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>implying its bait

Does reem get time to juice up?

Transaction

Reem if it's standup only

It objectively is.

>transactions

more excited to see this than the fight tbqh

Imagine if these useless fucks had power.

currently the hippo

pride era however, money would be on heem

put some mustard and relish on it, it ain't extra.

>significant swelling around the eye of Zhang
Is it swelling or was she born like that?

Stop buying ham

Nope. It's ruining the sport and has no fucking business being part of a PPV. You know this.

>Can't trade
>Gameplan is to awkwardly latch onto you and sit on you until time runs out
>Couldn't medal in the Olympics making him the worst Olympic tier wrestler in the UFC
>Undefeated against literal whos from organizations that were far weaker when he competed
>Up against possible one of the most dominant brawlers ever

How badly does he get exposed?

And will his crushing KO loss in the first round impact Tyron at all psychologically, who then might question his own skills against a far superior wrestler in Marty?

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Pride era Reem was a fucking LHW chinlet.

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he can juice for the rematch

fuck off you degenerate ugly freak

for every shitty wmma fight, it's one less actual good fight we could have seen

Imagine if WMMA never existed

>head barely moves from impact

Eyepoke resistant.
Sceencap this - Jon Jones will be dethroned by an asian.

I think he squeaks out a decision against over the hill Robbie but thats as high as he climbs in the division

askren getting destroyed.

and it supports feminism which is inherently a wrong ideology

there are a few impressive women fighters, but its so infrequent it almost justifies it not existing

>2019
>unironically still using terms like "misogynist" or "racist" as if anyone on the internet gives a fuck anymore

HEEM yourself gayboi

>Let me up you bitch

the women fights are better on average than the average sloppy male fights desu

>fucked by an ass

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This. If they made the early prelims all wmma, no one would fucking watch it. Dana is using this shit to fill time to make it look like he is selling a quality product. It's shit.

This is why Reem has a low fightiq. PRIDE fucking gives out roids and he was mostly natty the whole time. Now that he's in the UFC with USADA he decides it's time to get on the sauce.

Its almost like everyone who visits Yea Forums is a racist misogynist no matter what board. Imagine my shock.

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Back from my wank break, who won?

I feel bad for askren
he's gonna get shadow realmed

the chinawoman

>i dont care who you are or who you are fighting

uhh kinda matters shill

Wrong. Go watch WNBA. 99% of MMA fans would rather watch a men's match unless it's a title match. Let a women's tile match be the main fight on a PPV and see what happens. No one would bother.

GOOKED

> he was mostly natty the whole time.

.........................................

>should have left it on Top Chef

WOW

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see, those things are what add charm to each board. every board is different, but those core tenets never change. now go back to pleddit you fucking dipshit faggot.

Haha Torres' fucking face when she heard 30-27

Gtfo of this country cunt

The chink

>encountering people who can be sincere and real because of anonimity in these times of social prosecution
>somehow a bad thing
imagine being this brainwashed

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>thinking the chink would lose
who do you dummies think owns this shitshow organization now?

asian autism is kinda weird its not like western autism

GENGHIS KHAN'D

you act like mens fights arent boring at least half the time too

>heem
>natty in pride
wat

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>Actually 19-1

BASED

FUCKED OVER UFC BULLSHIT UNDEFEATED MARKETING

member me

why do we allow these bugmen to come to our lands guys?

Didn't say they weren't. Can you honestly say this fight deserved to be on a PPV?

RAMSEY IN THE HOUSE

50% < 99%

The absolute state of the UFC this was one of the best fights so far

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guess she found Tecia's CHINK in the armor.


Get it?

I CANT WAIT TO SEE /HEEM/ IN STITCHES WHEN ASKREN WRESTLEFUCKS OLE BOBBIE

Ramsey vs Bourdain when?

>our lands

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Because their women have very tight pussies.

user....

BURGAH

BEN ASKREN ABOUT TO GET BUTTFUCKED TRAIN, HOP ON NOW
ROBBIE LAWLER ABOUT TO TAKE ANOTHER FUCKING SOUL
CHOO
FUCKING
CHOO
GET ON NOW
OR FUCK OFF BACK
TO
REDDIT
NIGGER

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Funky gets heemed in the 2nd

stitches means laughing uncontrollably

Prove me wrong fags.

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tranny mod on the right

Never.
Bourdain was cremated.

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His burgers are fucking SHIT

>Askren gonna dry hump the entire fight
>eats a knee and gets heem

please happen

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Why do Mexicans rep Mexico so hard but will do anything not to have to live there??

Dubs if true

I'm seriously praying for this to happen

BET THE FUCKING HOUSE ON ROBBIE LAWLER

FUNKY TOWN COMING TO TOWN

uh oh

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Wrestlers are so gay, fuck'em. BJJ is the real superior grappling art.

BJJ guys get fucking smoked by wrestlers

>t. BJJ fag

hmmmmmmmmm

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is modello any good?

mmm

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OH SHIT HE'S ROCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>
>BJJ guys get fucking smoked by wrestlers

In your dreams, burger.

Wrestling is the new meta, admit it

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

someone please clip that webmd of robbie fucking dropping him

Scripted as fuck

/HEEM/ FAGS BTFO

OH FUUUUG


WE THOUGHT HE WAS OUT

should we fire herb dean?

I 100% thought he was out with how his arm dropped that's on Robbie

You gotta be fucking kidding

asking a fighter to respond when his fucking mouth is covered by a choke. Pretty fucking dumb.

Robbie are you good?!?
>MMMRMPHH
Robbie I'm gonna stop it, respond!
>MMMRHPPHHNNH!!!
That's it Ben It's OVER!

wtf did i just watch

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If someone clips it I think he does a thumbs up towards the end of the choke

Fucking Askren nearly got gadooshed and he's being smug. He knows he would have gotten starched if it wasn't for Herb Dean's shitty call.

Yeah. He lift his arm. What else do you need from him