UFC 235 Thread #4

i didnt think lanky kebab won that fight, he was retreating a lot

Zabit won the decision, Stephens won the fight

Hello everyone, I'm a famous Yea Forums trip

anyways

isn't this a sport where Mayweather LITERALLY destroyed the up and coming talent within like 2 minutes without even trying?

am I mistaken or nah?

if that's the case when an old man destroys your best, why don't you come to /box/ with the lads and watch a proper sport full of prime top athletes rather than athletes that failed to make it in other

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anyone else waiting for this cuck to buy the card

>no face the pain
>yo little donny man

REEEEEEEE FUCK YOU WME

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what would you give FOTN so far? Does Zabit/Stephens take it simply because the others ended pretty early?

Wouldn't feel right giving it to Walker, Sanchez fight was decent though

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this is the next 217
mark my words

funky
threat

Ben Askren is literally a Greek God and you think he can lose

Why aren't you incels at the bar watching this with other people

I hope these first two don't go more than 1 round each. I'm sleepy.

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PICO

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Can Munhoz please send Cody to the shadow realm.

I do not like zabit. It is because i do not like russian muslims.

I'm pissed they didn't play Face the Pain

Oh no bros, my streamer forgot to buy the PPV

WHERE THE FUCK IS FACE THE PAIN YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
WHERE THE FUCK IS FACE THE PAIN YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
WHERE THE FUCK IS FACE THE PAIN YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

Zabit is basically a miniature Anderson Silva, isn't he?

if you reply to it ur gay

based Zabit making the cazzies and morons who bet on Stephens, patriots and christcucks mad as fuck

ALLAHU AKHBAR

>no face the pain
so glad im not giving these fucking cunts my money. fuck espn, fuck wme. suck satans dick you fucking cunts.

WAKE UP JON

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In many ways Stephens is now the champion

I think Jon Jones will secure a victory royale!!

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Here
Everyone
Embraces
Muslims

>Be Zabibi Memesharpie
>get bullied with leg kicks
>go for a blatent ballkick and go super aggressive immediately afterwards
>still whiff your memekicks
>ballkick again and do an illegal strike to the back of the head
>do nothing in the third round because he's wise to your "hump against the cage" shit
>win decision because you're a propped up cashcow
>crowd boos you because they know you're dirty

Poor guy.

Buffstreamz you dope stop showing this screen IT LITERALLY HAS YOUR RECEIVER ID LISTED UFC CAN EASILY FIGURE OUT WHO YOU ARE AND SUE YOUR ASS

FACE THE PAIN

@91219864
(You)

I'd single leg you and molest you for 15 minutes and there's literally NOTHING you could do about it

>Mayweather LITERALLY destroyed the up and coming talent
he was a kickboxer mate and he was like 20, wrong sport

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! FTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FACE THE FUCKING PAIN!!!!!!!

>Be you
>Cry all the time

>tfw The Pain will remain unFaced

are you insane?

zabit would end aldos career.

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its literally on right now

Cody is our guy
>not very smart
>heart of gold
>pure heem or be heemed attitude

guy doesn't give a FLIP

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scenes bruv

Too late I already screencapped it and sent it to directv.

Reminder HEEM is muslim
Bow down to your inevitable overlords
It's time to capitulate to the caliphate

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Stephens was honestly 30 seconds away from total knockout, he had Zabit hitting the floor twice and was about to go for rear naked choke, just saying

Has Dom officially retired yet or not?

BONEEEEEEEEE SQUADDDDDDDDD

>joe rogan is _____

based floyd

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they use to play it through the PPV audio, dont be a daft cunt

keep crying bitch

It's like 9pm faggot. Drink a /sip/ and get it together.

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this. i will never pay for PPV unless I have guarantee they will play FTP

Aldo is retiring and Holloway is moving up, Zabit will probably be champ at the end of the year

JUST BLEED MOTHERFUCKERS

>be sleepy
>say "Heem sleepy" out loud to myself
>heem is referring to me in this case
>realize what I've done here and say "finna based" out loud to myself

I'm miring that thick mop on Askren's head, lads. I'm turning into a 30 y/o boomer and my hair is starting to thin. It's a sad state of affairs up there. Just seeing Ben's hair makes me remember more promising times.

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They actually are the same height? It's over for Jon

There's literally no difference between UFC and MMA

Stop being obtuse.

You paid your $65, right user?

Sanchez/Gall so far imo.

Imagine getting banned for taking PEDs against Anthony Smith. JBJ is an undeniable fucking loser.

see
guess you should let your parents know

CAN WE *PLEASE* SEE AT LEAST ONE FUCKING MEME DIE TONIGHT? JESUS FUCK I'M SICK OF HYPETRAINS.

face the pain
face the pain
RIPPING ME IN TO PIECES

@91219864
you get bullied in /box/ you stupid faggot

press F to fend yourself away from the dark spirit of heem

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his heads so big

yeah and mickey gall would had won if they only did one round

Hot take: Megan Olivia and Jon Anik had something and Megan still isn't over it. That's the word on the street at least

i didnt think judges could get and shittier until i watched the tyson fury fight. You fuckers have some serious problems, practically unwatchable

Jon Jones literally has a different rule set, you gotta just get over it man

>Jeremy "15-15" Stephens

Can hear a woman screaming and shouting"leave me alone" sounds like it's down the end of my street..

Wut do?

>be Stephens
>throw loaded rights at the air for 15 minutes
>hit 3 times
>get controlled, punched, kicked for 15 minutes
>nearly get subbed in the second, bell saves you
>think you won the fight
yikes

WHY DOES ROGAN
YELL ALL HIS RESPONSES
IN THE INTRO

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are you new?

Will never get tired of watching Toilet Till tapping on Woodley's bum

woahh..
Anthony Smith beat deleted versions of Shogun and Rashad?? EPIC!

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>you'll take Face the Pain away from me over my dead body

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kim kardashian for dudes

No one who fucks goats will ever rule anything.

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f

Gonna have to start queuing up Face the Pain on youtube before main event starts from now on, they keep jumping between playing it and not.

would anyone mind sharing a link to the fight I was told by one of my army brothers to check here. thanks guys

that's what she said

nope
somebody did though
I watched his feed ask for it

lionheartasmith
LIONHEART SZN
instagram.com/p/Buh81YjAKLO/

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ABSOLUTELY

CRAZY

>Joe rogan using some cazzie video game analogy
everybody already bought the PPV at this point lol you dumb fuck

hey man, i agree with this. zabbi kebab is basically the islamic mcmeme

Fuck Zabit

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Thanks for the tip lad always appreciate coming to Yea Forums and having a bunch of virginal shut ins give me the "word on the street"

Ignore. If she's out being a thot at 3 am, she's chosen her own fate.

uh, leave her alone you incel

You have to go help her

Masturbate to her death screams

is Stephens the Mark Hunt of featherweight?

Probably just cultural enrichment gangs, user. Nothing out of the ordinary.

ufc.tv

Name literally one thing more cringe than these "African power" athletes who lived most of their lives enjoying white civilization.

The moment when you fight big boss?
What did Joe mean by this?

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Call the police and shout something to scare the guy

Hand-control and full mount her?

why did Smith look extra massive at the weigh ins?
traps have grown in a week

Wakanda Forever

F. Alhamdulilah i will kill shadow person

F

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Polite reminder that Woodley is walking out to his latest rap track tonight

F

depends are you wearing sandals or not?

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nigger, youre deluded if you think stephens didnt land more significant strikes in that fight than spaghetti sunni

meanwhile in UFC, judges clearly aren't needed because they've all got weak chins

example: Mayweather destroying your best up and coming talent.

Serious answer: if the noise persists, go out and see if anything is up, and be ready to call the cops

film it faggot

>People ITT actually pretending Zabit isn't being propped up for the same reason Jon Jones is being propped up

roid rage

never ever help a woman

here *pisses on you*
jk
bfst.to/watch/mma-2.php

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someone just fucking tell me why anthony smith looks like that

I hope Cody does well tonight he's a nice guy I think.

Who here /zhang gang/?

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I JUST SHOUTED AND SOME GUY IN A HOODIE IS WALKING TOWARDS MY HOUSE AND I THINK I JUST SAW HIM HOLDING A KNIFE NOT KIDDING

CALLING POLICE FUCK THIS

She shouldn't be out a 3am
Let her learn from her mistakes it's the most responsible thing to do

I would man up and call the cops

they're GOATs?

Just bought the card. Dont feel like dealing with this pleb streams. Now I'm poor

Based

fuck chinks

did that tard Cody carries around die?

JUST
confirmed getting wrestlefucked

>lionheart
Imagine taking your name from one of the shittier Van Damme movies

this sentiment is why london is crawling with mudslimes

If Cody loses I'll neck

>190 has fallen to the point of begging for attention in UFC threads
this is just sad now

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ITS TIME FOR AFRICA!

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shoot him

Why must you always be a cunt

Leaking cumtown into the wild is extremely cringe worthy.

>USMAN MIGHT BE THE FIRST AFRICAN UFC CHAMPION

lmao

Man I wonder if Cody's girl is gonna refuse to have sex with him if he loses again.

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he's part black

P4P Cornisest nigga in the ufc

it could be a trap like on red dead 2

grab a gun and go look what's going on

FUCKING MORON
I TOLD YOU LEAVE HER BE

Can't wait to see Cody "Man Love" Garbrandt to get fucked up.

>dominic cruz is #4

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some people are just ugly dawg

Cody's boxing is elite

>former champ
>btfo your commentator
>5th fight on the main card
>below TECIA FUCKING TORRES VS AN ASIAN CAN
LMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DID IT GO SO WRONG

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Anyone betting on TWood?

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why is Munhoz talking like a Hue? I know hes Brazilian but I swear he can talk normal

f

wakanda stronk

I think Cody no look has this

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stop importing mudslimes?

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99% it is a drunk fight between a boyfriend and girlfriend.

Anyone have a link that isn't shit

Call the police faggot

Read this post in a Japanese accent

oof omg so cringe I'm so embarrassed on this image board anime website fuckkkkkk
fucking gomer bitch, the show isnt for you anyway

>Officer, officer, my fortified abode is under threat from some bum's blade
Get out there swinging the claw-end of a hammer you fucking weak cunt

GRAB YOUR OWN KITCHEN KNIFE SO YOU HAVE A CHANCE IN A KNIFE FIGHT

yup

faggot

Hope cody win, he is a good guy

No

>tfw dont go out or socialize
>tfw train muay thai and bjj obsessively
>tfw watch my diet closely
>tfw day off watching ufc
>tfw I will never know this feel and am confident of defending/attacking in any situation
time to pay your dues big boi

HES BANGING ON MY FRONT DOOR LIKE RAMMING IT, I CALLED POLICE THEY SAID THEYRE SENDING A CAR

WILL RECORD IT

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>never box professionally
>go 10 rounds with boxing's golden boy
>this is considered destroying someone
Your sport is dated and boring. Go to bed, boomer

>burn coal
>pay toll

Go out and heem some motherfucker

I hope Cody gets heemed

dude on the right looks like a scuffed randy orton

USE A FRYING PAN

Like what?

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I am though. It's hard to avoid hitting on the waitresses.

You are the user that made up the story on Brit/pol/ aren't you?

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these dudes almost made out at the weigh in lol

The first fight of a PPV is reserved for BANGERS ONLY

Go out on the porch and summon youre inner joe biden.

it's ok

maybe you will get the right shot to see a nipslip that isn't on the main camera

broadcast quality is always better
been calling for it for like 18 months. usman, ngannou and isreal. one of those boys has to headline Lagos

exactly what i'd assume

F

/r/mmastreams you daft faggot

in a knoife fight is it best to hold the knife 12 to 6 against my forearm and do cool slashing motions?

CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY CODY

Jones is my boy but if Smith wins I won't be mad about it, he seems like a top lad

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

throw a quran at him breh

Cody redemption arc begins now

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FFF
Is that a jinn??

>we will rock you
jesus, TJ stole his soul

Where do you live? I'll come round and heem this punk for you

We are all waiting for Kamaru to get up to +200 so we can put money on him

Who revved you little man?

cody will get slept again

honkin ain't easy

AAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHH FIGHTS ARE GREAT LADS

based

Cody finna heem this goof.

my fellow heem /britbongs/ in this thread, do you have any ethnic friends in real life?

bet you wish you had guns now, huh faggot?

:)

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yeah him and robbie are just regular human beings.

i dont believe you

cope
HES BEEN SHAFTED

>WE WILL ROCK YOU

>1 like
Well, everybodys counting him out except for him.

Yfw morons who parleyed on Stephens are in here seething.

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>50 minutes average call out time
Suit up, buttercup. Layers and tools. End this now.

>suit
>hand tats
Looks like he's heading to a court date

People who want to make money I assume

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I don't like Cody but that's a fucking good walkout song

Probably some thot arguing with her boyfriend. On the off chance it's some girl getting assaulted by a Muslim, fuck her, she probably voted for it.

>Joe not bringing up Cody beating Cruz
heh

>nick name lionheart
>suit lining is a bunch of lion heads

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Theres just something about Gabarand that annoys me.

Nah we're all lumping on Usman

>doubting the chosen one

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put face the pain on repeat and get ready to bang

Cody would have beat TJ if he wasn't a brainlet and Alpha Male wasn't a shit gym.

WAKE UP JON!

hot

Hahaha, got anymore vintage cody pics?

TIME TO RETIRE CODY

GRAB YOUR FUCKING KNIFE MATE
TELL HIM YOU HAVE A KNIFE TO AND THAT YOU'LL OPEN THE DOOR

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I warned them. Dumb fucks.

no it isn't

Looks like he belongs in a matrix movie

I wonder if Poominck has PTSD from the beating he took from Cody

>thought smith just looked like a fucked up face redneck
>he's actually a dindu
i'm shook

no chin by decision

No, holding it normally as if it were a sword is the best way, as it limits your striking motions the least.

he'll never redeem himself. he cant even pull off pretending to be a nice guy.
glad he got heemed and JUSTed

war of the manlets

WE WILL
WE WILL
HEEM YOU

Cody's pissed about Bohemian Rhapsody getting robbed at the Oscars, nigga gon be on the WARPATH tonight

x cutting motions and cut arm tendons

Do you think Zabit's team has a nice fresh goat in the hotel room so he can "celebrate"?

Remember when TJ got TKOed by a shoulder check?

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WE WILL
WE WILL
ROCK YOU

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You pulled this shit like a month ago. Stop LARPing.

>agent smif

What makes getting fucked in the ass gay? Like just the act of getting fucked isnt gay right? Like if you dont enjoy then you still ain't gay

based and redpilled

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cody won't be as emotional in this fight, which was his true downfall in the TJ fights.
i definitely think TJ is better, but there was a noticeable difference between the TJ fights and the Cruz fight

This is the last tweet he'll ever send out

Cody looks like he skipped a rehydration phase

Here we go our first fight of the main card

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OI YOU GOTA LICENCE FOR THAT KNIFE

this

I'd never doubt The Chosen One, he's never let me down before

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wow you've clearly never watched a boxing match ever

Mayweather let it go 10 rounds to give some sort of validation to the event. People paid a lot of money at the end of the day

you're talking about Mcgregor anyways and I totally forgot about that loooooooooool

>be Mcgregor
>get bumliked by UFCtards for being a good boxer
>gets in the right with a professional boxer
>gets destroyed

looooooooooooooool

based

GARBRANDT KNOCKS THIS CUNT OUT

shut up asshole

Cody 'New Dad' Garbrandt will have you all shook!

make me pussy

>cody
>5'8
ya right i got a 12 inch dick too

>zoomer fag in the closet watches queen movie about fag in the closest and decides he likes we will rock you

EMBARRASSING

if there is a God, please may he die

just shoot him

Cody wins

Cody finish round one easy MNEY

AAAYYYYYYE

Who is your favorite conservative MMA fighter?

You are the same user from Brit/pol/ who made up the story about the neighbour murdering his gf

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You're only gay if you go on an all-exclusive holiday with him. Anything else is just bros being bros.

this cunt is an actual nonce who molested his own niece
just so that /heem/ knows as well.

I don't have any friends, but one of my mates from school was half black. He's better now.

they're so close and i think it's a lot to do with the state of their chins. either one can knock the other out, it's almost 50/50 between them.

t.also 5'8"

BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE A LICENSE

me

He looks 56%, but he has 'white guy voice' bigly. If he wins, we claim him as our own. If he loses, we use the 'one drop' defense. Either way, the white man emerges victorious tonight brother.

The dude trust his stand up to much and getting knocked when someone gets within range. If he learned how to chain his take downs hed be unstoppable.

Itll be funny if Usman wins bc hes somehow less charismatic then Woodley and fights with an even more boring style

this

>people actually cheering for the dumbest man in MMA

Khabib

why do black people always get that swirl shaved in their head

White trash-lookin nigga

Khabib

DC

I'm a fucking samurai

Chael P. Sonnen

Cody is the gayest dude ever

why are you up at 3:17am in a MMA thread if you dislike MMA?
kill yourself, loser

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No love is such a fucking gay nick name

Cody is so dumb he tried to call 911, but he couldn't find 11 on the phone

LOOK AT ME

IM IN CHARGE HERE, NOT YOU

Munhoz by GADOOSH

why do black people have different shades on their face

damn boys flying already

Thanks bro that's really relieving to hear. My husband was trying to call me a faggot

It's the two men engaging in a sexual act that makes it gay

>"...stemcells...You should know all about this Joe."
What did he mean by this?

good card lads
shall be closing heem till the end of event
ciao

Cody will knock this bum back to oblivion

> and if this fight was in a video game right now, Brendan Schaub would be one of the first enemies Roy Nelson would have to face to get used to the controls and build confidence, John.

>holds the cage to prevent being caught in a leg lock while dry
>ref doesn't do shit but tell him to stop cheating.

Impotent. As. Fuck.

Am I the only one who gets annoyed with fighter's introductions? Just fucking start the fight already. Who gives a shit?

I OWN HEEM

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>911
Reminds me of that tragedy

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>Dom commentating a Cody fight
KEK

Faggot

you know dominick is seething right now

why are blak pep so ugly

WHAT CITY IS THIS FIGHT IN

gotta have some sort of production value to make people who paid for the PPV feel like their money is worth something

>le manlet wrestleboxers

imagine what codys chest tatt will look like when he gets older and his little titties sag
lel

should've made a tranny joke on twitter

Lee, Ngannou Chiesa, some WMMA fighter

mickeygall
I gassed hard in there. Had an adrenaline dump. I passed out during the weight cut and my body shut down in the first round. I’m sorry to my friends family and fans. Send love to @diegonightmaresanchezufc he’s a true legend. This was a nightmare come true for me. I promise I’ll be back soon and better
instagram.com/mickeygall/p/Buh97EhAL7e/

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Stop filming
STOP FILMING

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>Cum 5 seconds before the fight starts

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i could have sworn johnny walker was argentinian

Vegas

eminem and lil wayne were cool 12 years ago

Is that actually him?

>All these cringe as fuck tattoos

Looks like a fucking AIDS leper, I'd like to see him truy me in a fight against my concealed carry

Why are you thinking about another man's breasts?

Is Garbrandt the dumbest fighter in the roster?

Those /pol/ tards.

stayed around in case I got any smart ass replies.
Muay Thai and bjj specialist here, would heem you back to the asshole you crawled out of.

The motherfucker lost me 75 bucks

What a fucking dingus

>commentating a guy who underdog humiliated you in a title match
imagine being this cucked

Boooring

take a shot when they show the RHCP singer in the crowd later

Is Garbrandt wearing ass pads? Is booty has a weird shape to it.

cody confirmed flushed

Raybeez is that you??

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SPICYYYYY

>asking someone why their are consciously thinking about a sub conscious thought
shan't be conversing with low iq high density low income pomgolians lad

Diego is always ready you have to knock him out COLD or he won't stop

LEL

Brainlet Cody does it again.

>OH OH HE HURT HIM

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>literally sitting and waiting for someone to reply just so you can give them sass

Just how I'd expect a woman, or faggot, to act

PICOSO!!!

>Cody no dad

Cody No Chin/Shin Garbage

SPICY

hell yeah! FUCK CODY

lmao hes flushed

BANGING WITH THE BOOOYYYYYSSSSSS

oh shit

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

OH NO NO NO NO

>chinlet tries boxing

RIP CODY

HEEM'D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

(You)

This feels like a New Mexico or Arizona crowd.

Blocking with your head

ME THROW HOOKS

HEEM
E
E
M

This dude is literally retarded.
Fucking mongrel

CHAOS

LMAO

absolutely brutal

HOLY SHIT SPICE SPICE SPICE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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Why would you ever just take those hits when Cody lost two in a row because of no chin?

SPICY

HAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAAAOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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OH MY FUCKING GOOOOD HEEEEEEEEEM

LMAO NO CHIN

LMFAO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM BASED CODY

>le point to the center of the octagon man
>HEEMED yet again

HEEM FLUSHIED

LMAO CODY IS A BRAINLET

fuck my life

0-3 WITH THE BOYYYSSSSSSS

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GADOOSH

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED THAT WHITE NIGGER

JUST BLEEEEEEEED LMAO

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Fuck

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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FLUSHED AND DONE CAREER OVER

Cody is a fucking retard.

Holy shit.

SWANGING AND BANGING

why does Cody always loses like this

garbrandt rules

LOL

>Cody Garbage

Based retard

YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. LOL. EXACT SAME SHIT, LMAO.

>Those trades
so much brain damage

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HE DID IT AGAIN LADS

OH NO NO NO

>Posts that don't age well

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HOLY FUCK HAHAHA BASED CODY HOMO RAGE, THAT FIGHT IQ

Holy fuck

OH MY GOODNESS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get fucked

hahahahhhhahahahahahahhahahahaaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

SPICY HEEEEEEM

MAN FIGHT

ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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P4P
LOWEST
IQ
IN
THE
UFC

CTE Garbrandt. Paper chin

NO CHIN STRIKES AGAIN

THERE GO THE PICKS

HOLY SWEET FUCK

HEEM FOR THE HEEM GOD HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! SPICY BANGER LADS!!!! THIS COULD BE THE BEST PPV OF ALL TIME@!!@!@!@!

LMFAO NO DAD NO BELT NO CHIN

Cody is sub 80 IQ

SWANG ‘N BANG

Cruz doesn't seem impressed

damn i dont even think Dom wanted to see that

jesus christ cody wtf was that shit

Cody is very low IQ

If cody wasn't that stupid he could be a champion

chinlet chinlet chinlet

Cody doesn't have the brain strength to trade like that
How do you train your brain, sudoku?

CODY YOU FUCKING IDIOT

CODY IS A BRAINLET

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH

AMERIKEKS BTFO

cody is such a fucking BRAINLET lol

what the fuck is he thinking

>CODY "NO BRAIN" GARBRANDT

cody is a fucking brainlet,ayy

BRAZIL ZIL ZIL

WHAT A FUCKING RETARD

>Cody
>Elite Boxing
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Cody has the lowest fight IQ

cody is an idiot lol

I KNEW IT STUPID FUCKING CHINLET

how old are u dude?

man codys chin really is fucking deleted

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CODY

HOOOOOOOOLY SHITTTTTT

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holy shit. that was crazy

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

SPICY BANGER WITH GREAT KO

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NO

BRAIN

Cody is fucking retarded. He gets hooked in every fight

HAHAHHAHAJAHAJ GET FUCKED

NO CHIN

cody is shit lmfao

HAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED CODY YOU TATOOD BITCH

NO BRAIN
NO BRAIN
NO BRAIN
NO BRAIN
NO BRAIN
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cody is mentally cooked

Lads, It is official. Cody is literally retarded.

He has lost three times in a row in the exact same way.

STAND AND BANG

JUS BLEED U FAGGS

HAHAHHAHA fucking cody what an idiot

jesus christ

oh fuck he cut his scalp
that's gonna be a lot of blood

Cody is an idiot. 3rd lose in a row because he went crazy throw punching.

who has worse fight iq
souk or cody

NO CHIN
MAN LOVE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU NEVER FUCKING LEARN GARBRANDT
YOU TRASH ASS

KEK

Ha

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE

CHIN STATUS: DELETED

ditto

omg Cody wants so bad to be a brawler when he has all the skills in the world to not be.

>white people

He claimed he got headbutt, so he lost his cool (as always)

3 times in a row he's been slept by a right hand, maybe try using your guard and speed you glass chinned brainlet.

press F to pay respects to Cody's career

man. what an idiot man. he just can't keep it cool.

>rubs his win in cruz's face
LMFAO

HOLY SHIT THAT FACE WHEN HE GOT HIT DOWN

>still responding
less than any of the inferior humans you listed

HAHAHAHAHAHHA CODY TRYING TO EXCHANGE WHEN HES GOT NO CHIN

I legit feel bad for Cody

NONONONONONO

Like I said, Cody is a brainlet and Alpha Male is a shit gym. Cody is the most talented fighter in the division, but low fight IQ and a shit corner.

Three (3) fights in a row he drops his hands and swings like a mad man only to get rekt. THREE (3)!

How the fuck do you lose 3 times in row the same way.

>the shanty town of white boi's

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Man, its almost sad to see cody, who has potential to be a great fighter, but his stupidity gets in the way of having a competent fight strategy

Name 1 (one) asian fighter who has ever won even a single fight

No chin
No fight IQ

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH NO MY PICKS

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Mirin Munhoz calves.

live by the swang, die by the bang

BASED CODY FULL SENDING IT

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Cody "No IQ" Garbrandt

Cody is so fucking stupid it's unreal.

early stoppage

What the fuck, No Brain. Can you just please stop getting so fucking emotional holy shit man.

Just lost fifty bucks on this fucking idiot AGAIN.

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NO LOVE
NO CHIN

Man cody really learned fucking nothing from thats 2nd dillashaw fight

You know he means stupid decision.

the webm of that retarded exchange will be great

based aryan hermano

lmao joe still trying to say cody is faster

What an idiot

how many times does Cody have to do the same mistake before he learns

HEEMED BY A HUELET

LMAO

Cody would actually be a good striker if he weren't a low iq chinlet

No shit. I got fucking mercd

Is Cody's IQ even in the double digits?

That's how you get 50/50 odds for yourself when you fight cody. Reduce fighting to a beyblade battle in the center and swang and bang.

Let him bang bro

lmao cody is a fucking retard lol lol

Where's that disabled boy Cody always brings out?

Lets up the ring IQ here.

New

Make a new thread, niggers

Anyone else worried that Cody might actually kill himself after that?

pedro is a shit striker and he still won

Cody went full brainlet lads. He needs to stop trading back once he gets rocked

Was it a headbutt that rocked him early?

>when you fail a QTE

brainlets are chinlets
who would have thought

I'll say it again. He is the DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE UFC ROSTER.

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nooooooo
my boyyy no love
fuck this gay event

No Brain or No Chin?

My picks are fucked hahaha

I feel bad for Cody :(

>cody
>white
typical mutt response

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LMAO CODY IS A FUCKING AMATEUR

not anymore

My sides are beyond recovery.

Lmao.
Is Cody legit retarded ? Like medically ?

>CODY "NO CHIN" GARBAGE
>CODY "NO FIGHT IQ" GARBAGE

cody needs a new camp or something senpai. what a brainlet

I thought maybe Cody's leg was really fucked so he just decided fuck it, but he looks ok

Fuck sakes Cody

That fight devolved into who was gonna land a Wanderlei looping punch first. Terrible fight IQ from both but damn it was entertaining. Swang and bang

Just noticed, miring now too.

never thought i would feel bad for watching someone with 65 iq get knocked out

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Thread is moving so fast that no one will know that I'm a virgin

G-d bless Cody for risking his mental health for our entertainment. Hopefully in his next fight he gets killed in front of his entire family.

I legit feel sorry for Cody. I say this not because I'm a fan, I'm not because of his behavior on TUF. But he is just so damn dumb. It's like watching a raccoon tey to get a coin out of a hole that's too narrow for his fist

Cody 'No Chin No Fight IQ' Garbrandt

its the exact same lmfao

hahahaha can-dy garbrandt is over.

If he wasn't after his last 3 fights he probably is now.

both

>TJ literally tells him what his weakness is.
>Gets heemed the same way twice afterwords.
The funny thing is that he made the adjustment earlier in the fight, but once he started to brawl he threw it out of the window.

Everyone already knew

GADOOSH

Cody has literally lost the same way 3 times in a row

GAY

Remember that brit Cody tripfag?

ahahaha

>thinking thats lee
>missing cub behind chiesa

kek

Lmao we're all virgins here you fucking retard

Help me lads my sides are still in orbit. How do you get cracked with the same shot 3 fights in a row

jesus christ, at least put your fucking hands up, you can still throw bangers and have your opposite hand guarding your fucking head. holy shit.

Raccoons are far smarter than Cody.

>animated reenactment of the last part of the fight

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I want to see him start posting pics on insta of him reading Plato to improve his iq, and of Rocky esque montage scenes about how he is coming back

Cody is a failure as a fighter and father. What a loser.

>just lost 50 bucks
>again
>other people are idiots
oh no

Is Cody going to get kicked out of the UFC? Lost 3 fights in a row now

Munhoz has a granite chin, Cody has no chin. Only bad fight IQ there was from Cody.

He is around 75 IQ.

Drops his hands the EXACT same way jesus christ Cody

retards dont understand getting a knockout was his only chance, his left leg was gone and still 2 rounds left.

Cody No Luck more like

Why are you kikes so evil? Having said that, I did chuckle a bit.

>can-dy
That was awful.

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I think they trained him wrong as a joke

this is all Cruz's fault honestly

lmao

Literally vs TJ all over again

Well I guess it kind of makes sense for Cody to focus on striking since his grappling credentials really aren't that great
>checks Wikipedia
Oh nvm

yes

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not sure about that, it could have gotten better. For sure I agree, but I disagree.

Henry Cejudo is the most based manlet of all UFC fighters

purdy good on picks
off on walker and zabit

no brains

>tfw there are no good or interesting fighters left

time to follow boxing lads

yea how about a smart knockout

Just slip and fucking rip, when the other guy has his feet planted he's not going to be trying to kick you head off in the pocket.

>ko only chance
>not having a competent fight plan
he should go train with ludwig and dillashaw at this point. cody is fucking finished, what a meme

hahha perkele

Reminder Cruz got clowned on by this can

Munhoz and Walker best fights so far imo

>75 IQ
I reckon he's below retard level(Sub 70 IQ)

Cody has so much potential.
He's fast, powerful and his slips, feignts and showboating are excellent.
Pity he's fucking retarded and just wants to stand and bang

the virgin normal brain vs the chad just bleed brain

Cody got fast tracked on a pretty generous path of opponents. Now he's exposed and punished for swangin and bangin 3 times in a row. I'm expecting a Hendrick's esque downfall. Hope he takes a long break after this one to regroup.

Hell no, he is a fan favorite. He can also speak decently in front a camera.

those 2 were layups bro

aww that cejudo and ngannou scene. love to see crazy monster sized dude like ngannou just chilling and having fun

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who's this Chinese dude then

true. cody garcan

Leave her alone

Or go beat up whoever is harassing her.

Or call cops

He gets too emotional and caught up in the moment. After that "headbutt" you could tell it was going to finish inside the round one way or another

for real, its like cody has zero fucking head movement in the pocket, but he wants to dirty box. complete dipshit

This is fact

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>Garbrandt briefly attended two NCAA Division II schools, Newberry College and Notre Dame College, before dropping out for academic reasons.

top kek desu

>Pity he's fucking retarded and just wants to stand and bang
Shut up.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD LORD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

cejudo looks like a kid with his Big Brother Big Sister mentor

>have a neck thicker than your head
>still can't take a punch
>don't change a thing after TJ sparks you out twice

TAM is an elite gym.

Cody should be removed from the rankings

zabit honestly looked like trash in his last fight and stephens has been fighting really well. zabit point fought and stephens fought like his old self, chasing and one shotting. cirkunov has a great ground game and walker doesnt. I figured he could get it there and drag out walkers gas tank with grappling.

And now we have to sit through 3 fights of WMMA and decision wrestlers before we watch Jon Jones execute an unathletic ogre.

He's always talking about suicidal thoughts, so I expect him to be hanging from something in a couple days when it all sinks in.

does anyone even like cejudo

That head size jesus

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The night is perfect right now, to continue, lawler have to murder askren, and usman have do heems tyrone.

fucking this man, this dude almost beat tj fucking dillashaw in their first fight, but he just tosses his gameplan out the window and fights like a drunken frat kid. he has to get the fuck out of alpha male

go white knight
post footage of you getting heemed

Did he actually get headbutted or is he retarded.

Gastullem is that meme tuf guy right?

>walker doesnt
How in the fuck do you know, neckbeard retard.

perfect

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Dumb and dumber

how many years of hard sparring for it to get this bad tho?

No that's Uriah Hall.

getting into the second round and having time to recover would of been the smart move. Cody is just dumb.

>constantly move backwards
>land less significant strikes
>win unanimous decision
we boxing now senpai

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look at his background and fight style dummy.

Forrest Griffen is legit retarded right?

I do

Been following him since he won the Olympic gold

wow Forrest, how badly did you need money?

MARK MY WORDS

Jon Jones will TKO Smith with a Body kick

yes, but the Forest Gump family friendly kind

while agree it was faggy point fighting, zabit absolutely took 2 rounds, maybe 3.

Great... 115lb women with zero power

This card would literally be perfect if wmma didn't exist

>and a ching chong bing bong to you too miss

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I think tecia can get another SD. gonna use this time to get some work done.

Damn commies

Absolutely no way zabit won the 3rd round. Absolutely delusional.

lads feel bad for cody, 3 times in a row, he may sudoku.

bobs

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Lol I bet the commissionee with the braids thinks she's a fighter

Unironically this. Replace this fight with Zabit Stephens and it's a perfect card.

>zabit winning 2 rounds
>maybe 3
What fight did you watch? Stephens took 1 and 3

why is her mouth rectangular? How does your dick fit into this?

that was literally the best cody that's ever gonna exist though. Not sure how he performed so good that night

chek'd

i thought the same thing, someone knock this commie chink bugwoman out

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She looked amazing walking in those green pants earlier during the early prelims hngn

probably 5-7

they say the brain is like a fruit. When it gets bruised up the bruise spreads and gets it ripe.

checked

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I think Jeremy won the third as well. But I think a shitty judge could make the call that zabit won it.

his fault, I don't care

Where is the MILF mulatto? How did this whore make it to ESPN?

>flares nostrils menacingly

>lost $ on cody no brain
me too. i was pissed for 5 minutes but now its hilarious.

Imagine she's your girlfriend and that's how well she enunciates while yelling at you for being a complete piece of shit haha

on what planet did stephens win round 1?

I agree on three but one was extremely close and ufc judges will give the edge to the higher output regardless of damage they do. Cruz is a perfect example of this.

>Ruin an almost perfect card with WMMA
Why not just make it the prelim headliner?

that's the shape of joe's dick

Crickets*

Chinese is taller. Kek

>Get out struck by double the amount of your own
>land nothing significant

for sure Stephens won round 1 my guy

>115lb women
sad.

It's a big thing in theatre/singing/live performance to open your mouth to let your voice out. Looks like she took this overboard.

Zhang is so cute I'm in love with her.

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it must be tough to be an ugly girl, it makes me happy that they at least have fighting now

SO HYPED, FCKING LOVE WATCHING CHIN-CHONGS GET HEEEEMD

Stephens landed some power shots so it comes down to do you follow the idea of damage or landed strikes. I think zabit edged it out.

>what are significant strikes
>what is octagon control
fuck off to boxing you british faggots

was going to say something, but then I saw you were Brazilian and gave up.

Are guys that think fighters are hot, gay?

okay, guys
wake me up when the girls are done

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