UFC 235 Thread #3

Main card (PPV at 10 p.m. ET)

Jon Jones vs. Anthony Smith
Tyron Woodley vs. Kamaru Usman
Robbie Lawler vs. Ben Askren
Tecia Torres vs. Weili Zhang
Cody Garbrandt vs. Pedro Munhoz

Undercard (ESPN at 8 p.m. ET)

Jeremy Stephens vs. Zabit Magomedsharipov
Misha Cirkunov vs. Johnny Walker
Cody Stamann vs. Alejandro Perez
Diego Sanchez vs. Mickey Gall

Undercard (UFC Fight Pass now)

Edmen Shahbazyan vs. Charles Byrd
Macy Chiasson def Gina Mazany via rd 1 SHEEM
Hannah Cifers def. Polyana Viana via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)

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REMINDER THAT MEGAN AND JON HAVE HISTORY

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Zabeast

Brap

This is the night of memes, Jones will get heemed.

shouts out to based webm aussie

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i cannot believe johnny walker is a real fighter in the ufc
he is too good to be true bros

fuck zabitch

what are we sipping, fellas

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Really enjoying this today boys.

>UFC 235 predicitions
strawpoll.me/17534529

jeremy gonna integrate this russian bum into perma-can status

WHERE YOU AT TJ??!??!!

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Dagestanis are some ugly motherfuckers

POST MORE GRILS YOU FAGGOT HOMOSEXUALS HELP OUT JUNGLE FEVER CROATIA AND SNACKS & HOS

>yfw you have skills to pay the bills

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>Not to mention my pussy lol.
poetry

JEREMY STEPHENS IS GOING TO WIN EASILY STOP FALLING FOR THE FUCKING HYPETRAIN MEME ZABIT IS GOING DOWN RIGHT NOW.

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this guy looks like some fucking shephard

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Holy fuck I’m dead kek

SMOOTH

COOL

CALM LIKE A BOMB

Let's go round 2!

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FUCK WRESTLING AND FUCK THE DAGS

Anthony smith... Lovely British name.

Johnny walker... lovely British name.

Jeremy stephens... Lovely British name.

Jon jones... Lovely British name.

W-why do all these yanks have British names but never talk about their British heritage?

imagine how much bigger the ufc would be if it was always during EU hours

Based BBC poster

It's a tough time to be a Nicco Montano fan

Shoutout to me

Zabeast wins via 2nd brabo choke, mark my words

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Zabit bout to Dagestan Massacre that Stephens cuck

>Dana kicks Chael out of UFC
>Chael gets commentating job at ESPN
>ESPN buys new UFC deal
>Dana is forced to let Chael do UFC commentary

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I
MISS
HIM
BROS

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PICO

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Nobody in the UFC wants it with Tank, lmao. That is the baddest manlet on the planet.

This outcome of this fight will decide whether lanklets or manlets are superior

what game are you playing /heem/?

>Red dead redemption 2

>tfw jon jones is freaking out about johnny walker backstage
>tfw it will make him lose against smith

my bet is safe lads

>bringing this creep to her twitter followers attention
she obviously gets of on this

Is Devil May Cry an official sponsor tonight? Based

>Calls out an MMA fighter

>Actively Ducking the supreme Champion at his weight division

tastes like liquid smoke.

Johnny walker is Brazilian you stupid bong

*smiles when Zabit gets slept*

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Why so many empty seats?

Cringe

ZABIT ABOUT TO GET THE LUCKY MEME FINISH

Faggot pizza man is gonna make me miss lil heathen heem the life outta this "prospect"

Where the H*CK are the picks

>COME FIND ME

She is challenging you beta nerds to stalk her

they don't want the American market to know because they can't handle that Brits rule MMA

Xcom 2 again. Might play Xcom after I finish this.

If Stephens get heemed, will he commit suicide?

GO WATCH BOXING YOU MONKEY

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same bro

>match.com
Where the fuck is Farmersonly.com?

I uninstalled that shit yesterday after finally beating the story and getting to level 10 in online.
What chapter are you on?

let's fucking goooo jeremy
this should be good either way, though

Johnny Walker isnt American

WHO THE FOOK IS THAT GUY

Shame. I mean who would be proud of blowing a 13 colony lead?

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That clean nose feeling

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>The avg heemster

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>3 straight fights ending in under a minute by brutal heem
There is literally no fucking sense in having him fight another striker. Nobody can stand with Walker.

The only fight left before a TS for Walker is a grappler.

all yank adds feature black gentlemen and white females

This was the best thing from mma videos.
I wonder what happened to the guy.

Imagine how good Reyes vs Walker would be

THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING
SPICY
P
I
C
Y

Mount and Blade Warband

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American.. Brazilian... What's the fucking difference?

just a bunch of mongrels.

Because this is somehow still the prelim

LETS GO BASED FELONY MAN

Final predictions for the UFC 235 Prelims headliner?

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>Breathe again

You guys can't even breathe unaided anymore.

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Just finished Mad Max.
Worth the $6 I spent on it.

WHERES THE FUCKIN WALKOUT

imagine being 5'9" """tall"""

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>6'1" FW

SKELLY

appaloosas are good boahs

You funny, tho

Someday in the future Jones will lose back to back fights against Walker and Reyes and the cycle will be compete.

I was just thinking the other day how i havent seen a farmersonly ad in a while.

Stephens is going to expose this dude badly...

CAM ON MAGOMASHARIPOV

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has zabit ever seen the light of the sun
he looks like one of those hermit monks

smart money is on young abe lincoln

>4.5" less
>same weight
uh oh

a grappler before a transexual? I don't follow

Plague Inc. Cities Skylines earlier
my 2 favorite multi tasking games.

COME ON JEREMY TRASH THAT MOUNTAIN SCUM!!!!!!

Jeremy and Dom are boys so expect retarded commentary

reminder that when i hit people they dont fucking move

brb gotta fight

WHO

Listen to how hard Cruz is gonna show out for his boy Jeremy

Who do you think he just fought?

the lady in those nose kettle commercials looks like she is actively suffering from allergies

fuck it dude

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Calm down there Muhammad

>tfw I recognize that croatian amateur whore on the laptop

So jeremy felt suicidal after losing to aldo. What would happen if he loses to lanklet nerd cave man?

Thought it was gonna be Meltzer from the thumbnail

Thought Misha would win lads, crazy

Stephens is going to sperg harder than Maynard against Hall.

hes such a fucking beast dude.

Lomachenko? Tank would roll over him

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mo salah

>Jeremy "Little Heathen" Stephens
Yuck

How does Zabit get away with not being outed as a cutbabby? He is taller than Darren Till

zabit's going to get his legs chopped monkaS

I would classify Misha Cirkunov as grappler

Do you think there is a plot to keep farmers single?

exactly

beat the story, started a new game, stoned and exploring

I love Mad Max.

>little heathen
>giant cross tattoo

he's not living the gimmick. I hope he gets put to sleep by the Muslim

Always remember guys don’t bet against Muslim fighters

REMINDER THAT EVEN AMERICANO WRESTLERS TRAIN THE ART OF BJJ;

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I despise Muslims .
Scum of the earth

Zabit can't check kicks lads.

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zabit treating this like a five rounder

>stream reduces in quality momentarily instead of buffering
based

SPICY leg kicks

youtu.be/OMcDpHcXRiQ

"hiding that big load" - Dominique Cruise

who is this sand nigger aberham lincoln

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Using an axe for legs

Mad Max is a great game, one of the few games released in the last 5 years or so that I 100%'d.
Makes me hype for Rage 2 since it is being developed by the Mad Max guys. (I loved Rage 1 btw)

Dominick Cruz needs to try not being so biased

C A Z Z I E

BASED ASIANS

Jeremy is burning his fuel concentrating so hard

For a whole five minutes a career

BEAT THAT TWIG ASS MUSLIMS BODY JEREMY!!!!

i was hoping someone would catch that

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TAKE A POINT FROM THAT GOATFUCKER

Elbow to Stephens rushing cranium in 3....2...

Zabit will win.

Nice dick kick to pull off in a close fight.

RIGHT IN THE NADS

> implying Christchads can't be heathen

OOF

How does Dom watch his boy fight without being real nervous for him? I'm sweating just because I have 5 pounds on the fight.

Zabeat yo ass

THE FACKIN ISLAMISTS ARE TRYIN TO TAKE OUR BALLS LADS

on the money

WORK THE BODY JEREMY COME ON DO IT FOR THE TROOPS JESUS CHRIST JUST SAW THE LOW BLOW NO RESPECT FOR CONVENTIONS OF CONFLICT

that's gotta hurt!

If I ate a groin strike I would go to the ground and pretend like I couldnt continue and just take the DQ win and go home.

looking forward to Woodley's fight

DUDE WEED LMAO

>Zacheat
Fuck this ZABIT is a shittily meme faggot. He was gassed hard and kicked his balls to get a break.

I want Megan Olive to defecate into my mouth

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Nice ball kick into the eypoke

Do you not see the belts
Rockhold and Cain are black belts
DC is a brown belt

based jeremy exposing the zabit meme

the peoples champ

this, he's also a terrorist

Same

Germy is mad

Remember a few fights ago when Stephens went on about his Mexican heritage?

Why dont more peope use that technique? the refs are too pussy to ever take a point, but everyone knows you cant recover from a flush dick kick in 5 mins.

Path of Exile

Based Asian yuppies

10-9 Stephens

GOAT LIST :
1. Jon Jones
2. GSP
3. Anderson Silva
4. Fedor
5. Jose Aldo


GOAT FIGHTS TONIGHT

Zabit is a bitch

holy shit zabit has the power of Muhammad surging through him right now

MEMES

sociopath

Lads what makes that PSSSH sound when fighters throw strikes sometimes? Is that them making a sound or are their limbs just moving that fast?

theese brothas gotta learn some kung fu

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>That smug girl whore getting free shit from her sugar daddy

She's got life good

I get the feeling the lil manlet is not the brightest or most honest guy

Zabit flushes Max

>Stephens trying to employ a pressuring gameplan


>lets his opponent rest for 2 minutes
Zabit round 1

Zabit fighting like a shit version of Moicano

zabit is legiiiiid bros

SHOWTIME

I can't tell if everyone's memeing or not
but that looked like an accident, hell looked like a thigh kick until i saw the replay

Am proud to be Muslim

zabit is a lot better than i remember

Stephens has nothing for Zabit so far

>that napoleon dynamite showtime kick

>that wild swing and a miss right at the end of the round for Stephens
He's getting frustrated, bit of a lack of composure, could see the fight shifting in Zabit's favour

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Gonna give that round to Zabit thanks to that beautiful dickshot

Even Chael who used to talk shit about bjj got his belt eventually

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>Groin shot and crowd booing, then wincing when they see the replay.

Everytime

who's more white, Zabit or Stephens?
8/10 alt righters with get it wrong

MagoMEMEd

> not lying about being mex to get big tiddy mex qts

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*Kicks you in the nuts while flying off the cage*

COME ON JEREMY YOU CAN SEE HIS SPINE FROM THE FRONT GO AFTER THE BODY AND MAKE HIM VOMIT UP HIS PORKLESS DINNER!!!!!!

Stephens fighting like prime Hendo

Doesn't even know what a jab is

10-9 zab

His reach advantage, low kicks and ability to strike during retreats will win him the fight. Stephens can't do shit

HOW DID I KNOW LADS

That's a pretty accurate current GOAT list :)

why post this on social media? that's just embarrassing. ignore it.

This fight's shaping up to into yet another episode of Life of Manlet.

>Jose Aldo
>not Khameme
>not DC

exhaling

AHEM

FUCK JEREMY STEPHENS

It's exhaling. You exhale when you strike.

>kicks his balls and then eyepokes him

zabit got this.

>Fedor bellow Silva

Into the trash

lol she is smug af

FUCK this dagestani thug trash

Chael is a fony

itsa breathing technique

because you just described how Stephens fights lmao, you're not breaking ground

Stephens by heem

Wearing down his nuts lads

Which one mate, I spot like 6 of the sluts.

Right in the lil heathens

Jeremy loads up like some fucking amateur, how could you boy this guy

Exhaling but also sometimes it's air escaping the glove.

Hell yeah time to HEEM
No booze tonight gonna stay sober for march

kek looks retarded here

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How do you guys post on /heem/ so readily while watching the fights? I always miss the action when I switch back and forth.

Also Zabit is obviously going to win this.

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they should fight eachother on the fightpass prelims

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DICK KICKER

Missing Caol Uno.

>loses due to dick shots

could Aldo beat Zabit?

Cazzies post while fight is going.

Hardcores wait until pauses or the round is over.

let's bang, bro

Just do a running kick at this point Stephens shit

Me in the bottom right

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Manlet is missing by a mile. Swinging at air.

There a reason why Stephens doesn' throw leg kicks to the inside only when Zabit switches?

Stephens has never thrown a single jab in his life

is zabit a different sect of goat fuicker to khabib? he seems a lot less hardcore

>english teacher doesnt have two monitors

COULD YOU FUCKING WARN ZABIT ON HIS FUCKING EXTENDED FINGERS REF I MEAN COME THE FUCK ON THIS AINT A FUCKING JONES FIGHT

zabit will win

Yeah Zabit will never be my boy.

Zabz has got unexpectedly slack this round. First one was exactly as we expected though.

WHO THE FOOK IS THAT GUY

KNOCK THIS CAMEL FUCKER OUT ALREADY!!

I BET THE RENT MONEY ON STEPHENS-JONES PARLAY

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its over

I have two monitors and I don't need to look at my keyboard while I type like a retard.

>It's an I can't stop seeing John Morgan's hideous fucking polo episode

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Thanks Captain obvious

Streams ?

Easily I think.

Claiming red headphones waifu.

Locking hands shouldn't be allowed on top in the UFC unless a hold is being attempted

Same as folkstyle wrestling 2bh

LMAO SCARED TOO STAND UP LMAO

ITS OVER

>forgot Zabit got ground game

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ufc.tv

Is Jeremy Stephens not the most generic, vanilla base mold fighter to ever exist?

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Owari

anyone got a free stream link?

zabit is a fucking animal
amazing

zabit is a dog
im sure this is easy work for him

I keep acestream in a window on half the screen and heem in a window on the other half

Anyone explain the pakis wearing huge headphones in the front row?

FUCK THIS SHIT HE CANT EVEN WRESTLE AND THE MUSLIM IS ALLOWED TO KICK BALLS THIS ISN'T A REPRESENTATIVE OF MY RELIGION SHOW HIM LATIN FIGHTERS

another win for the lanklets

Are you asking for a twitch cuck to read the thread?

19-19

Reddit /r/mmastreams

I want to hand control Megan into an unwilling orgasm.

I'd kill my rep if I played as drunk as I am

bfst.to/watch/mma.php

Jeremy "Lil Faggot" Stephens has already lost

Zabit acting like a Muslim nigger

lol

NO NO NO NO NO

20-18

OOOOOOOOH

SPICE

lmao Jeremy getting mad like the retard he is
stay cool moron

spicy ending

Stephens mad as fuck lmao

Uh sweety I'm pretty sure this is PPV

CHIMPOUT

5 fouls and not a single point taken, might as well fire the refs as they're impotent as fuck.

how come soccerstreams is kill but this isnt

really want to see the new movie from the get out guy 2bqh lads

That cheeky push

this, but I'd say heem is closer to just 25% screen

Stephens pushed him first you faggot.

what happened at the end of the round? I missed it

OH SHIT
SOME ZABIT HEAT

AY YO LITTLE DONNIE

Based muzzies always fighting after the bell

he just got dad dicked
its over

imagine

>BACON ADS WHEN IT GET SPICEY

MURRICA

Zabit won't fucking move by the end of this round

imagine getting so butthurt that you got splayed out that you unsportmanly push your opponent like a child

BASED FIGHT

Great round for Zabit
How strong is he? He was literally tossing Stephens around, throwing him like he weighed little to nothing. Wtf was that?

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Man they shoved each other after the bell and the ad kicks in and I miss the spicy brawl

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I'm now officially on the Zabit will be champ hypetrain

>Jeremy "Lil Faggot" Stephens has already lost

holy based

BASED AND CORRECT

Ran into Zabit last year right after UFC 228 AMA

i dont post during rounds or read

SEETHING MANLET

FUCK MANLETS FUCK STEPHENS

HEEM INCOMING

its all well and good acting tough after the bell but you just got ragdolled for a few minutes so

hell yeah dude

Makes you realise how overrated Aldo is who got outjabbed by Stephens

shut your kaffir ass up

FUCKING PUSHING STEPHENS LIKE A FUCKING CUNT EVERY LAST ONE OF THESE FUCKING INBREDS THE PIECE OF SHIT FUCK THESE MOUNTAIN JEWS

Any fighter with good striking flushes this forced meme.

Whats up with all dagestanis being elite grapple fuckers?

bfst.to/watch/mma-2.php

yep. zabit was holding onto his glove as well

fighters know they can get away with this shit

if you aren't rooting for Zabit over an amerimutt rethink yourself

i can't believe i bet money on the retard

>6'1 vs 5'11

Guys, I missed the fight. How good was Johnny Walker?

Salt is flowing. Someone is dying this round.

I am a Zabit fan now. I like his style but he should get a haircut and shave that stupid beard.

fuck these commercials pushing interracial couples.

fuck this thug nut kicker

19-19 please Jeremy, please end this meme. Zabit has to cheat to beat a journeyman he's never going to be champ.

I fullscreen the fights and then have /heem/ in a little sidebar. Usually I don't miss much.

Shut the fuck up nigger

>those end of round shoves
Spicy

I can feel Zabit flying over the cage at Stephens' corner already

Also is 5'7

>falling for Jeremy hamming it up out of desperation

Who's this guy Zabit's fighting?

girl with the headphones, wew

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The EPL bitched to reddit admins

imagine have a retard like Stephens as your dad. kid is dealt a bad hand

Stream @@@@@@@@@@@@@@

BASEDSTREAM.COM
BASEDSTREAM.COM
BASEDSTREAM.COM

He has decent power though. I would say he's more of a sprawl-and-brawl

Keep the Yea Forums tab thin

should have asked your brother for closer tickets man

Sweaty chasing = TKO

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>Cruz
Makes the same point endlessly
>Rogan
Low IQ

Chael on the desk and we have to listen to these monkeys

Based Dagestanis putting Amerifats in their place

EPL got up reddit's ass

>Zabit's arms from the back

Straight outta Auschwitz

>stephens back on suicide watch

Stephens has always been a fucking brainlet

THIS MOUNTAIN CAMEL SAND NIGGER HAS FOULED LIKE 5 TIMES

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Imagine giving the first round to Jeremy stephens.

Animals>Muslims

I mean it’s obvious

Cody Garbrandt is now the official UFC poster boy of getting knocked the fuck out

Oh yeah for sure that elbow and those dick kicks are fake news, take the muslim cock out your mouth moron.

some generic jobber

MMA coverage isn't the multi billion dollar industry that football coverage is

>Chael
I'd rather not here endless yelling and bad jokes for 5 hours straight

Stephens pushed him first you fat cunt

manlet rage. little creep should be in jail

Based Zabiq, simply a savage

Faggot watch it again It was Stephen that hit Zabit first

I KNOW I AM MILDLY FRUSTRATED AS STEPHENS IS INCLUDED IN MY PARLAY

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Stream delay

its over for you white goyim

Sambo is the most MMA-ready grappling style.

Poominick Poo not even trying to hide how biased he is

This is literally the perfect team you casual.

Zabit running away after being up two

Not impressed

I love how Dagestanis trigger amerifats

>>Makes the same point endlessly
It's like he's trying to constantly convince himself he was right. Pathetic and insecure.

Two cunts I don't care for.

OH LOOK SADIQ KHAN AND BARACK OBAMA ARE IN THE FUCKING THREAD

Zabit runs the whole fight

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"He's seeing things, Jeremy"
- Domald Crews

Dreamers welcome

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>t. 56%

I have 5 monitors
because I have enough room in my house
because I dont live in Japan as an English teacher

FUCK DAGESTANIS

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he's a lanklet, what do you want him to do stand in the pocket and trade? lol

No shit, him and Stephens are like best friends. It's shameful how much cock sucking Rogan and Anik are going on a dude who keeps fouling.

Ven cuck tick tock

>he doesn't use a browser that allows him to have separate window just for videos

we can all agree the magomeme has been exposed tonight l take it

about to get spicy

Zabit sleeping in the third does he think he doesn't need it?

spinning back kick!

kek walker hurt himself celebrating. He is like a walking meme.

Zabit putting him to sleep in t-minus 10...

29-28 Stephens

WOW SWEET WE'RE GOING TO HAVE AN INBRED WITH FASTING INDUCED PILLOWFISTS HIGH IN THE RANKINGS THIS IS JUST GREAT CANNOT WAIT FOR HIM TO NOT FIGHT HALF THE FUCKING YEAR

Lol another fagestani who can't handle the bants and gets butthurt about it. It's almost like they're subhuman.

Zabit didnt gain any fans with that nonsense

i mean he doesnt

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Fucking muslims being animals again.

kaffirs SEETHING

Max would meme on zabitch so hard

THE MEME IS OVER LADS!!!

Give Stephens the split please.

28-27 Zabz

i gotta give it to stephens

this and also unironically as well

Lil bit a spice at the end

they should make it so if the crowd is loud enough, they have to go another round

WHO THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

Haha these fookin goatmen can't stay out of beef

>AS ADVERTISED THEY GO THE DISTANCE!

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Not a good fight desu

>you

does stephens think he won? That's so cute

that my mom fagget

Zabit clearly won you cucklets

2-1 stephens right?

Z A B E A S T

>flippy shit
Shameful

lol stephens is retarded

Why is Hugh Jackman fighting against some who guy?

>Stephens thinks he won

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Yes

split decision for zabit just wait

are the ufc jews gonna give the american the win?

i've seen some illegal punches in the end

Why do the dagestanis always have 10 other guys looking for a fight in their corner?

He lost a round to fucking Bochniak he's not that good.

Stephens 29-28 easy. Please rewatch the fight without Joe Rogan slobbering on Zabit's knob for uncle Dana. Zabit ran away the entire fight.

30-27 Zabitch

Revved Amerifat

29-28 Zabit.

Stephens won rounds 1 and 3

Zabit “swag lord based god”

Stephens is a Manlet Cuck TM

who won bros

29-28 zabit, stephens heems himself

29-28 zabit

ONE
MORE
ROUND

>inb4 racist judges give it to stephens despite obviously losing

roflolmao

I like this.

stephens is a fucking manlet, fuck him

based
let's hope Stephens got the 1st and 3rd rounds

29-28 Stephens lets gooo judges

This. Absolute seething.

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Zabit won, stay mad infidels

well that fight underwhelmed. Zabit left too much in the tank

Why cant Dagestanis do banter?

Lol Stephens is a literal dumb ape and Zabit is absolute trash, Max will simply kill him.

>attempts takedown in the last seconds to try and steal the round
Zabit will never be my boy

Stephen's wins it 100% if this were a 5 round fight

2-1 dagostan. would have loved for it to be 5 rounds

no he didnt stupid nig

29-28 Zabit
Maybe 30-27

I think Stephens fight a little too emotional. He loads up and chases the heem out of frustration, he probably knows better to set it up but when someone moves around for so long it agitates him

Clearly won 1 round, true

lmao, it's the fucking amerimutt causing the issues you dumb faggot

how?

Poor Jeremy thinks he won

GREAT FIGHT JEREMY YOU NEARLY HIT HIM 3 TIMES

Lmao Stephens thinks he won.

30-25 Zabeast

That was a good fight. Too bad those punches did no damage.

i THINK THEY WILL GIVE TO STEPHENS

In conclusion. Never trust a Muslim. Never help a Muslim. Never go into business with a Muslim. Never associate with a Muslim. Never turn your back on a Muslim. Never trust a Muslim. Never befriend a Muslim

r1 + 2 zabit
r3 stephens
zabit W

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>Rolling thunder in MMA
I'm on the train. He needs to work on his boxing though.

Because all muslims feed of peer support

29-28 allah nigger

Literally 5 more S we condos and Zabit would've gotten the triangle
Zabit won easy though
LOL you're delusional

stephens literally won 1 and 3, but the break due to the groin strike in round one made people forget the round and think zabit won it

I fucking love Zabit.

Well, at the end who was on the ground and who was standing? Stephens so stick it, even if they give it to Kabib Zabitohoney

the second round maybe, what he do in 1 or 3?

>foul multiple times
>win

Nice sport lmao.

BOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YOU JUDGES

This. Stephens definitely won round 3 and I'd give him 1 as well

THANK GOD THAT STORE BRAND VANILLA ICE CREAM FIGHT IS OVER
FUUUUUCK

Allah

Z A B E A S T

A

B

E

A

S

T

kek another mudshit chimp out

lets hope stephens isn't robbed because the UFC needs it's thug hype job to keep afloat.

ANOTHER WIN FOR THE LANKLET IN A DIVISION OF MANLETS

he looks like an even dirtier khabib

that 3rd round looked mildly dangerous for zabit, didnt actually get hurt though

but defo won the decisions besides a robbery happening

yeah he seems to gas in the third every fight

32-18 stephens

stephens thought he won LMAO

it makes no sense to include Aldo and leave out McGregor. You are outing yourself as a 189er pretending not to be a 189er.

tell her shes beautiful

How do I come out as a Muslim to my filthy Kafir parents?

banter is haram

it comes down to who won the 1st round.

I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THE JUDGES GIVE THIS FUCKING GOAT-SON A 30-27 YOU KNOW SAND PEOPLE TAKE SAND PEOPLE OVER ALL OTHERS FUCK WME

ROBBED

dagestani sperging out again lol

We just don't like Islamists in general

Glad this faggot is getting booed

He will never learn.

zameme is the same as the memecutioner, lame

Kaffirs BTFO

Calm down Delilah...

good decision

>unanimous decision
based crowd

can americans fuck off now?

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yeah his strikes are awesome. probably the most variance of any top fighter right now.

HE ZABEAT THAT BOYS ASS LMAO

ZABIT IS LEGIT

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Zabit looked great but I do wonder if he can hold up to sustained bodywork if someone can find a way o lay it on him

FUCKING ROBBERY. Jesus Christ Joe is still sucking Zabit's cock this is ridiculous.

MY BOY ZABIT

Zabit is such a chad, he doesn't give a fuck that joe is trying to interview him

Volkanovski is a better Stephens

Oh for sure your stone age babble will win you some fans

Calm down Muhammed.

>boos
cazzies errywhere

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

WHERES THAT SWISS BITCH THAT WAS DOUBTING MY BOY

SUCK
MY
DICK YOU FAGGOT

you retards actually thought Stephens won lmao?

Stephens was so hesitant

Same with Bocniak fight

Howd he win r1? Curious to hear your thoughts didnt he outland him and have more significant strikes? The groin strike was unfortunate but he did win

OH LOOK ITS A TURK LIVING IN FUCKING MUNICH

good scoring

That guy cheated a fuckload and if it was wrestling or boxing Stephens would've won

oh man, I hope I don't have to hear any coarse language

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This

what a fucking joke lmao

FUCK the ufc

Yeah fuck Stephens for kicking him in the junk twice and elbowing the back of his head.

zabit seems shook

Does Zabit has autism?
Why no eye contact, why are his eyes so sloped down, why is he awkward in his own skin?

Why are they booing? Ufc fans are fucking retarded

yeah all the cage running he did wore him down and he just waited until the final 90 seconds to attack cause he was gassed as fuck

youll tire him if you chase him but if you dont hit him it doesnt help

I can't tell if it's /pol/ sperging but did anyone seriously think Stephens won?

are people pretending to be retarded when thinking that stephens won?

Zabit just backed up the whole fight and still gassed at the third. He can’t be a champ.

I feel it in the air lads. 205 was created because it suited Tito. After a long enough time, Jones came along and then finally we have a small collection of athletic freaks perfectly suited for 205. Jones is built for it. He struggled with Gus who is built for it. Now we have Reyes, Smith, and Walker who are built for it.

I'm expecting a huge dog fight or an upset tonight. Otherwise Reyes or Walker will get it done.

I didn't know that he was good at fighting

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Well at least it will be funnier when max cut this can into pieces

these dagestani bois are up for no trouble right?

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zzzzzzzzz where the fuck is the blood

I swear to god its bizzaro land in this thread. Zabit chimping out and Stephens winning the fight. I sense some biases are coming through. Whatever, Zabit clearly won

Should've deducted a point for the groin kicks

Why are all these white, europeany Muslims soooooo weird...

Anybody else notice he gave that "1" sign ISIS uses at around the 4:35 mark of the 3rd round when they were exchanging blows?

Smh all these racist faggot hating on a goat zabit

he clearly got 3, what did zabit do in 1 other than backup?

Do you know what aggression and octagon control are? Zabit was walking backwards the entire round.

well humans do that too, I'm not claiming muslims are human though, don't be confused

are you retarded Jeremy got owned

Calm down, stephens, you lost cleary

RIP whities.

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im practicing discretion right now i dont know bout yall

bet smarter next time lad

How is anyone surprised by the decision?

LOL calling out the NSAC with his handwraps

1400 years of fucking your first cousin will do that

>all them white brothers support Zagub Nigashpederov

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>pretending

Neanderthal dna

I think they're pissed they just watched a foul multiple times and then still act like a dickhead at the end of the fight.

Dagestanis 100% confirmed for being unable to handle the banter, they'd probably have a meltdown if they could afford to post here.

Aldo mentioned

Buttmad polturds

twitter.com/grosenstein/status/1102040261822099462
inverted dc

zabit is the most unfrightening fighter i've seen after butterbean

someone make a webm of that inside switch kick to jeremys head he did

that was rare as fuck

You’re a fucking retard if you thought the other guy won. Kill yourself

that microwave kek

that was some faggy point fighting.

Main card now?

>the tunnel
>anthony's tunnel

>owned
>zabit did nothing in the third round

very brave pick my man, one of the very few believers in zabit

A kick that hits the thigh and grazes up against a cup. Then a kick that he did not even acknowledge till the ref said something and then he acts like he got blasted in the nuts. anyone else would be embarrassed crying about basic ground and pound

Because Rogan is an infidel and this goatfuck is having a hard time not trying to kill him.

Muslims will soon dominate the UFC

Is the kafir race over? How can they recover from this?

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Probably running to kill himself

Brett Okamoto is one good looking hapa no homo

Even Stephens is faking it

I was more impressed with Zabit's grappling than anything else this fight
He was throwing around Stephens pretty easily, looks really strong

I don't bet on sports, take the muslim cock out your mouth you sad upside down shitter.

holy fuck look at these comments
these kuffars are absolutely SEEEEEEEEEEEETHING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Came here to say this

nah you know why. burgers, muzzies, muh patriotism. all that shit
bet smarter next time cazzie

>strikes dont matter
>its about getting hit moving forward

based retarded fat christcuck

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all caps. what a massive faggot.

they cant inshallah

yes hes a muslim sand nigger

Not sure I'll ever fully be a fan of the spend 90% of the fight backing up and just catch your opponent right on the end of your punches fight style desu

yuppers

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THEY BETTER PLAY FACE THE PAIN

I feel like he won this fight but he showed some flaws. He has accurate striking but he lacks KO power. Against someone like Aldo who has amazing TD, or Volk whos an incredible wrestler, idk what he has in store for them

that has to be why they are pushing him. He's good looking but he's dull as fuck. That being said I'd let him shoot his hapa juice in my bussy, no homo

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i saw him do something, I didn't know about the isis sign. webm bro your got it?

I'm kinda split here. I fucking hate these stone age fucks winning, but it does give me joy knowing fat ameritard nazi wannabes foaming at the mouth.

Why am I the only one who noticed this?

>all these cazzies thinking Stephens won

Zabit out struck Jeremy by double the strikes in r1

people just wanted Stephens to win so they perceive things differently

Where's the new thread/picks

the mayor of your capital is a hard core muslim
you lost money on a washed up shitter with 'heavy hands'
you lose everything today (plus you live in a shithole)

They're mountain people. It's pretty much a constant across the globe that people who live in the mountains are weird.

No one should support muslims lad, they're not even human.

good mat returns.

lads, can anyone borrow me $65?

post pics of fury from the cunningham buildup

Anthony Smith looking like he's about to represent his client in court

>kuffar being a race
Zabit is white you fking idiot
also you infidels have to literally crawl to White Christian Nations just to survive KEK
DEUS VULT INFIDEL SCUM
If the West wanted to take over mudslime lands, we could do it with ease and make you Christchads

Indog shitskin

YO LITTLE JONNY

what u mean?

How can anyone with a triple digit IQ think Stephens won a single round of that?

If Zabit just grappled and put away his pillow fisted meme kung fu bullshit he would be a legit contender. Instead he is just going to get heemed by the first dude to lean a clean overhand.

YO LIL DONNIE

good post

they're trolling

YO LITTLE DONNIE

What happened?

Groin kicks were accidental but elbow to head was intentional

who is the dark spirit in the background??

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the word is "lend"

I hope you filthy pirates see this.

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R E D D I T
E
D
D
I
T

I'd rather live here in scotland than live in a burning hot rock filled with gooks.

Zabit won every round, even last round he landed cleaner more effective strikes.

They should have thrown penalty kicks to decide the winner

>grappled
Except his striking is better than his grappling

In some ways, Zabit was aggressively retreating from Stephens.

I can borrow $65 from you, if you want
You mean 'lend'?

Real talk though with that fight and with what we all know Jones has in store for us, how does the UFC fix their fouling problem? There's pretty much zero punishment for kicking guys in the nuts multiple times or jabbing their eyes out. Pretty lame.

cazzies support based on spiritual beliefs, not ability

Do some of you fags really think Jeremy won the first round just because he was walking forward? He was getting pieced up

...

>227ers first fight analysis

...

Pleaae dont let Lionfart win.
I have a bad feeling theres gunna be an upset.

What kind of fight is scored based on whos moving forward more you fucking retard. I wanted Stephens to ko Zabit he just fought like shit look at it objectively.
How is this Australian more knowledgable then you about fighting lol

His kicks and ground game are legit tho

the system is fine, incidental contact will always happen in a fight, you cant start regulating it and make it some gay point system

only 3rd worlders pay for ppv

tell yer m8 to get his shirt on

My brothers I must apologize to Allah
Immolation is a punishment only to be doled out by our lord and yet I have rendered this kafir BURNING

>so ashamed of england you larp as a scot
>implying being a scot is better
you're 3rd world
its 24 degrees today and Ive been surfing all morning, unwinding with the ufc and a few bongs.
you lose

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am I the only one who can't stand that faggot?
I'd take even the fake joe rogan over this fruit

Deus Vult inchristallah

So, beating two flushed old men and VolCAN Oezdemir gets you a title shot in LHW these days?

The state of that poor division

>Stream skipped the decision
What the FUCK

>hue okay with fouls

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Am I the only one who actually enjoys seeing actual martial arts, good footwork and counter punching? Good fight, but Max and T city would put him away.

Manlet Stephens had less than 10 good hits while Zabit fucking controlled the whole fight

it's the altitude, no shit, it starves the brain
t.colorado fag

does anyone have a link to a
the ppv stream?

It's fucking hot cunt

>How is this Australian more knowledgable then you about fighting lol

you know we're just europeans who left for mining riches... we do have highly intelligent people occasionally, just we have a smaller population so there's less nominally than of usa/canada/uk/china/russia

also i am based

buffstream

Nah root for who you like but be willing to admit when people you don't are just better

butterbean can heem any heavyweight completely stiff, its just hes pure shit at absolutely everything else so being forced into standup against him would be pretty awful honestly
much worse than some 100 pound rat holding your back for 15 minutes

Definitely, there's no way anyone thought Jeremy won he did absolutely nothing

He has absolutely now power in his hands though. He hasn't even wobbled anyone on the feet despite landing dozens of clean strikes. Eventually his coming to get heemed by a guy like Bochniak who realises he can just walk into his shoulder punches without having to worry.

His grappling is the best in the division, better than Ortega even.

Australians are cool but the ones on Yea Forums are autistuc. That being said at least you arent a retarded casual like that Shartmerican

zabit is not white. look

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/r/ mma streams senpai

tell him to put his pants back on too

Why is face the pain playing in the background and not on my screen

jeremy stephens
>train mma
>all you train is a big right hand
>not even wrestling

yikes

JUSSSSTTTT BLEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD

Go put on your Gi and practice your Tae Kwon doe forms in the garage nerd, I'm here for heems

Anyone betting on Woodley?

no that shit was awesome. hes just a manlet john jones. he has the spinning shit, the reach, the wrestling, the cut babby. its now all the best fighters fight, but this guy is even better at striking than jones.

i got a bet on usman.

fuck that goat fucker. lost me 100 on stphens smif bet

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>blaming others for your actions

guess how i know youre no good

ayyyyyyyyyye

Cody is a goof.

Cody needs to change camps and learn how to trade in the pocket. TJ exposed him. Sucks because Cody is a likeable guy.

Cody is flushed.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

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my nigga did the dempsey roll

Im good
>insinuating how other people are on an anime board

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Zabit "You'll lose it all after i crush your balls" Magoshedoprosksbcv

why does he look like mike budenholzer?

5'9'' is the optimal height for a man

>betting against the beast for lil' kaffir
seething

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Go back to the mid east you suicide bombers

im so fucking sad for cody, he does the same fucking shit every time and its killing him

Fukin lol u guys made my day keep it up

New world hybrids are tougher then u old worlders read a history book

T-Wood is going to over work that shoulder of his.