>Today LA Galaxy 0, Chicago 1 1st half Seattle Sounders vs FC Cincinnati, 10pm San Jose Earthquakes vs Montreal Impact, 10pm
>Sunday, March 3 DC United vs Atlanta United, 6pm LAFC vs Sporting KC, 8:30pm
>Tuesday 8pm RB Leipzig III vs Santos Laguna 10pm Houston Dynamo (RIP) vs Tigres ANAL >Wednesday 8pm Independiente vs Sporting KC 10pm Monterrey vs Atlanta United
Scores >Philly 1 Toronto 3 >Orlando 2 Man City E 2 >Columbus 1, RB Leipzig III 1 >FC Dallas 1, >resv 1 >Colorado 3, Portland 3 >Vancover 2, >Loons 3 >Houston 1, RSL 1
>USL (sched and news) uslsoccer.com >NISA nisaofficial.com/ >NWSL >caring about dykeball >A-League a-league.com.au >CPL Get your own general
LAFC (2018) Atlanta (2017) Seattle (2009) Houston* (2006) Chicago**, Miami (1998) Tampa Bay, Los Angeles, D.C.**, Dallas, Kansas City, San Jose, NY/NJ, Columbus (1996)
* technically relocated from San Jose, but it was their first season on Houston so ** also won in their inaugural season
Cameron Young
Interesting, forgot about DC's win.
Grayson Wilson
Is it me or does the Cincy goalkeeper look like sterotypically french
give them a minute, they'll correct it at halftime it's so obviously an own goal
Ethan Murphy
Fun fact about the 1996 season, the inaugural one. The only two teams that failed to make the playoffs that year were New England Revolution and Colorado Rapids. The two owners of those teams' football teams met in the Super Bowl this past year. To be fair, the Rapids were owned by someone else until like ten years ago, but I thought it was interesting.
Jordan Butler
Is Smith the greatest MLS strayan since Tim Cahill?
The only people who care about rainbow flags are you bigots who melt the fuck down every time you see one. No one else gives a shit.
Don't cross the line :^)
Isaiah Cruz
If nobody cared about them nobody would spend money buying them or carrying them around or painting them onto crosswalks. You don't do that unless you're obsessed with KONY2012-esque relativism
Grayson Foster
hello darkness my old friend we're going to finish 11th again because of weak shots softly creeping over the line, defense was sleeping and the vision that was planted in my brain still remains within the sound... of losing
in restless dreams I walked alone narrow streets of silicon beneath the halo of an Apple long pass cut us through as tho a scalpel when my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light: "Portland Goal 1-0" that split the night and touched the sound of losing
and in the naked light I saw twelve thousand people, not many more people talking without speaking people hearing without listening people working on their business presentations during halftime disturb the sound of losing
fools, said I, you do not know no playoffs like a cancer grows hear my words that I might teach you take my arms that I might reach you but my words, like silent raindrops fell and echoed in the wells of losing
and the people bowed and prayed to the Google god they made and the sign flashed out its warning in the words that it was forming and the sign said, "Anchor Steam draft- $12.95“ and “Don't Drink and Drive" and whispered in the sounds of losing
I'm not mad at the Doops, just disappoinntment at them today, Doops will make the playoffs will lose, lose in the final of the open cup, and Doop on your team along the way.
>*gets shot by nigger or stabbed by Chicano, house burns down in a wild fire, runs out of water, crushed in mudslide, lives in a sublet IKEA box, junkies shoot up black tar heroin on the side walk in your path* It’s qt you coastfags think anybody envies you :^D We’re all hoping North Korea has a change of heart and nukes you.
Used to follow NPSL when North County Battalion was a thing. Good times.
Cooper Richardson
FC Dallas
>how 'bout them Burn, Skip?
Joseph Watson
majestic
Luke Harris
>City Football Group are being investigated by FIFA and UEFA after leaked emails last November showed how they used direct funding from Abu Dhabi United Group, the investment fund owned by Sheik Mansour to flaunt FFP rules >Documents released this week by Football Leaks show how City Group circumvented rules by creating a fund that generated third-party ownership (TPO) passes and was secretly controlled by the English club through an offshore company based in the Cayman Islands. >the plan was concieved and carried out by CEO Ferran Soriano, who proposed the creation of a fund "managed independently but would receive instructions from the City." >The scheme consisted of investing 30 million euros in about 70 footballers for ten years, with an internal rate of return of 30 percent, the use of a puppet club for registration, and a series of false statements about TPO of players
lmao, the entire front office of NYCFC could be facing jail time by the end of the year
one of the agents involved in this TPO scam is already under arrest and claiming he won't get a fair trial because of the "football mafia"
Charles Evans
Definitely Poortland Tumblrs
Charles Myers
NYCFC and LAFC fans are typically Hispanic nationalists
Atlantic FC even though Moncton does not touch the ocean and there is a city with a team that does
Juan Ramirez
All of the teams basically That's the whole point
Luke Hall
Alvas Powell was a bad selection by Cincy, unsure why that was made when he clearly wasn't good enough for Timbers but Kendall Watson also looked like total shit last night, and he should have at least performed
and this opening of the season is going to be brutal for them if they don't have their act together yet
Nicholas Thomas
Houston or Austin. They're the only MLS teams to date where you could make a case they were relocated from a better location.
Most actual Nazi supporters? NYCFC Most right-wing in general? Gotta be the Mormons
Jayden Collins
it's obviously photoshopped there's no way they got both of them together for a picture
Isaac Smith
he picks the worst possible times to switch off
Christian Long
if the Crew had moved, it would definitely be Austin since they jumped the expansion team line at someone else's expense (probably San Antonio), let's give it to them anyways
Jason Watson
Lineups?
Gavin Bailey
too busy sucking Martinez's cock to ask him personally?
Pretty much the same starting XI from Wednesday Pretty bold given they have to play at Monterrey Wednesday
Wyatt Wright
KO in 45 min
Wyatt Bell
Gametime was advertised as 6 not 6:30 MLS strikes again
William Nelson
We ran that ho out of KC AND she still followed Hosmer to SD, begging for him back. I've never seen the city so unified in distaste for one thot. Not even just local sports fans.
Charles Thomas
I honestly don’t understand why people had an axe to grind with her. Athletes date gold digging roasties all the time. Only difference is she was on the news
Nolan Morgan
And she was awful at even reporting traffic. She also made her coastal bias very clear from the start.
Adrian Jackson
She’s from Philly. Naturally she’s going to talk highly of it.
how can anyone try to say that la should've been allowed to keep 4 dps
Asher Thompson
rip in piss
Benjamin Turner
age of rooney upon us lads
Kevin Morgan
found the millionaire owner of a franchise. if gio was not shit, i would totally be for the lags keeping all 4 and pushing this shit league forward. but alas, he was shit and i'm ultimately glad to have him off the roster for good.
17, that's where the other team's goal is. Anyone that says otherwise is satisfied losing 0-1.
Bentley Thompson
i'm not against teams having 4 dps but trying to change that rule by breaking the existing rule while other teams would have 3 dps in the meantime is fucking retarded it should be introduced leaguewide, not unilaterally
Lincoln Lewis
Moncton Monstars. Space Jam 2 Baby
Alexander Ward
so like the beckham rule? it would have meant others could do the same too, but who knows what the players union would have thought about it.
Owen Ortiz
>Shay >Nigbe >Barco >Parkhurst Faglanta is finished
Eli Brown
I've always wondered lads but what does "franchising" even mean?
Thomas Martin
why isn't moyes ball more popular, seems like crosses are the only way to get a decent shot off
Juan Walker
i think your virginity will remain unbeaten lmao gotem
Connor Edwards
>State of this finishing
Anthony Bennett
golo
Daniel Kelly
just imagine the league being run like mcdonalds, all part of the same entity, just different crew members in each franchise.
We need an MLS Space Jam. Parts from the story can include Landy playing in Mexico (as opposed to playng baseball), and the Monstars steal talent from all the shit DPs we've had over the years, like Howard, Pirlo, Gio dos Santos, etc.
David Powell
Based boobman scoring from a goalkick
Jaxon Walker
>laughing at your life Nah
Jack Reyes
yeah i guess. implementing it like the beckham rule puts every other team at a competitive disadvantage personally wouldn't have cared at all if the league had announced after last season that teams could have 4 dps so everyone could've had time to get another one in rather than them being bamboozled by one rogue organization and a spineless league
Eli Lopez
>$100/month internet
scary
Jackson Martin
Wow, a retarded turk That's a new one
Daniel Hughes
All the teams are part of a single legal entity - MLS.
It’s like if you open up a McDonald’s restaurant. Sure you own that particular building, but the branding is owned by the parent corporation. That’s how American sports leagues work.
MLS is the parent corporation that owns all of the teams in the league, as opposed to the English game where all teams are separate, independent legal entities that all compete in a league.
This is the reason why all MLS teams wear Adidas kits for example. MLS signed a contract with Adidas on behalf of all of its member franchises to make all the kits.
Jonathan Gray
cheers lads
Julian Peterson
Wasn't offside, but never should've been a corner in the first place.
Sebastian Miller
Anything cheaper here is basically dialup-tier, sadly.
over here it is 60 for cable internet. ok speeds i guess since i offload the higher load stuff off-site, but fiber internet is the desire, just live in the wrong zip code for it.
Xavier Peterson
lol
Tyler Thomas
>poozan
Zachary Cox
bruh, look at this dood
Caleb Cooper
>poozan
Daniel Clark
MLS defending is so fucking shit holy fuck
Nagbe just standing there like a dumb nigger while Acosta shoots
ah yes take out brek korn and put in a like for like darkie zoomer that'll do the trick
Lucas Miller
several players look like they are sorely lacking in fitness tbqh
Camden Scott
>I'm better than Brad Guzan >He's a cool guy. I don't know him very well but it should be good beating him again. >I want to be on the national team. It means everything to me. >I saw the group that they called in — I’m just going to be real with you, I feel like I’m better than all four of them.
how soon before Garber grows tired of his impetuousness and SUMafia has his body rolled up in a carpet and dumped in Fort Marcy Park?
whenever it happens, i'm sure they'll use the team that took out seth.
Jace Fisher
>the relationship only works when the guy underneath you is 10-12 ft away
big if true
Samuel Barnes
Best American goalies in the league are Guzan, Steffen, Melia, and Robles
Sebastian Lee
Melia benefits a lot from a top defense
Adam Martinez
hamid is better than melia and robles
Jason Gonzalez
>forgetting howard
Henry Mitchell
Unironically wish Steffen played for >my side. Guzan has been massively inconsistent since his form/confidence collapsed during his last season at Villa.
Julian Harris
>shitty martinez deport this fraud
Jayden Hill
Is Barco officially a bust?
William Harris
De Boer sucks
Brody Barnes
the star on fatlanta's shirt looks like the ones you'd get for being a good boy in kindergarten
Ryder Scott
How long do you think FDB will persist with this formation before going to something closer to what Martino had working? How long before he's sacked?
Caleb Green
What the fuck is with these 3-4-3 formations? Use a 4-3-3 you stupid Dutch faggot, that's what you were brought in for
Lucas Turner
>No Carleton Fatlanta deserves the L
Matthew Cooper
In hindsight a 2-man midfield wasn't a good idea
Eli Gonzalez
Especially when one of them is Darlington Fucking Nagb...Nagb...Nagonnabeheremuchlongeranyway.
James Morales
Having a 2 man midfield with Nagbe and Remedi is a bad idea
Josiah Nelson
fitting, since they only won the Cup and didn't win the Shield
Noah Wilson
>no overrated youth shitter Good. That's two coaches that have passed on Cuckton. Time to admit he's a bust
Jose Hall
Threadly reminder that Carlos Vela unironically tried to order traps to his hotel room in Monterrey
Luis Murphy
based and redpilled
Jack Johnson
>fatlanta
Dominic Campbell
carleton looks like a massive faggot
Grayson Bennett
EEEHHHHHH PUTOOO
Kevin Fisher
LA FC 3-0 KansASS Shitty
Carter Roberts
Based and Aztlanpilled
Joshua Martin
>overrated attackers >literally no midfield >inconsistent and/or shit defenders >poozan Tell me again why fatlanta is supposed to be good?
Joseph Diaz
and what's the problem?
Angel Davis
These
Cooper Walker
God will be the judge of that. Repent now while you still have time, user.
>can't get game time under Martino >can't get game time under De Boer When will Faglanta retards admit this ginger looking twink faggot with terrible facial hair was never good? Can't believe these idiots called him the next Pulisic.
He verbatim has said he doesn't care about this sport. It's just a paycheck to him and if he were in a better league, he would actually have to exert effort. He can just coast 80% of the time in the MLS.
Evan Stewart
AHAHAAHAHA
Isaiah Ramirez
OH NONONONONONONONONO. Coastfags BTFO by a "flyover" again.
This faggot ref keeps fucking us over. LA should have like 2 goals
Jason King
That's only because mlels is too pussy to tell the Chadcanos to stop yelling eh putoo
Thomas Foster
>Fatlanta exposed >Chicano FC exposed Good opening week tbqhonest
Camden Ward
Based and Mestizopilled
Jayden Murphy
>le bloot it man Fuck off Zusi
Dominic Jones
too many faggot hipsters show up already we don’t need more
Jayden Miller
Um, no
Sebastian Martin
Compared to the other stadiums in the MLS, ours is pretty benign desu.
Hudson Morgan
I don’t live in KC anymore and have to go to Orlando City games to get my fix now so I will agree with you on that
Ryan Allen
>flyover hipsters Truly dismal
Alexander Barnes
tbf, you don't need some super-unique design like seems to be all the rage these days but yeah, Sporting Park is suuuuuper vanilla
Aaron Garcia
Dale una roja ya pinche arbitro
Alexander Murphy
>"P-Please s-stop saying th-those trigger words Juan, we are a diverse and loving group of LGBTQABC123MichaelJacksondiddledkidsatneverland people" >ORALE HOMIE, WE VATO LOCO NOW EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Charles Mitchell
Is this game being played at a Mexican stadium or something?
Isaac King
Based CONCACAF murderball
Ayden Davis
almost there
Caleb Bailey
It's LA so yes
Brody Parker
No, if it was you'd know because of all the trash on the field and the laser pointers.
Brandon Cook
>5 yellows in a half they're not even pretending to not be assholes anymore
Brayden Ward
It's almost as bad as a KC-RSL game
Dominic Reed
I wish we could ship them to your precious coast city so they could fuck each other in the ass for communism or some shit
Jordan Gutierrez
Sporting was kind of ahead of their time when they built the soccer specific stadium but with all of the new MLS stadiums popping up, we have to keep up with the Jonses. The club has expressed a desire to expand the stadium but they have not reached their goal of season ticker holders.
Elijah Ortiz
>Los Angeles Yes
Matthew Stewart
I don’t think Medunjanin is worth playing in the formation we saw, that midfield plays almost zero defense, if they don’t believe in jones then put creavalle there and try Fontana or Aaronson at center mid
We don’t need all those attacking minded skill based players when we want to be going through mostly Marco Fabian, we need guys that are gonna do dirty work in the midfield so the best players on the team can focus on what they do and our young back line doesn’t get exposed
Juan Williams
The stadium is fine. They should chill
Parker Rivera
all the improvements in the world can't fix the fact that it's at the farthest end of town next to a NASCAR oval and a goddamn Nebraska Furniture Mart
Andrew Allen
In KC we like to tailgate so it’s actually perfect in that regard
Jeremiah Foster
Bowtie wearing Sly James would rather get his street car, dump millions into a failed 18th and Vine(again), and a single-terminal airport before he would ever consider a kino downtown stadium.
Nolan King
This is a real picture from an MLS game this weekend.
Yeah, I love Medu, but I don't see how he can be in the starting XI now. I wish Curtin didn't have some unnatural aversion to playing Jones.
Parker Fisher
Why don't USA and Canada play world cup qualifiers in these cold ass northern wastelands? They'd make every WC as the centracas would freeze
Jason Hill
Downtown stadiums don’t fit the Kansas City sports culture fuck all of you faggots who want that shit. You’re gonna get your wish. Clark Hunt has been phasing out Cheifs tailgating more and more each year so he can eventually move to a downtown stadium and make more shekels. Just know y’all are retarded for this
Kek Chiefs aren't moving downtown faggot. Royals for sure are though but who cares about boreball. Ideally they demolish Kauffman and put a hotel and outdoor bar and restaurant area there that way you can tailgate or drink at a patio.
John Garcia
Arrowhead and Kauffman are approaching 50 years old, it's actually time to look at new stadiums
>tailgating being the apex of American sports cultue >Kansas City unanimously does it best >Coastfags take light rails shoulder-to-shoulder with masturbating hobos to the game instead Do you guys have Asperger's?
Connor Ross
>they could fuck each other in the ass for communism hell yeah
Dylan Baker
You really don’t understand the Clark Hunt stupidity
Jaxson Wilson
>tailgating being the apex of American sports cultue
shitposting at home seems to be the apex of coast city sports culture
Brayden Price
Not his fault Lamar put the stadiums in fucking meth capital Independence. You couldn't have picked a worse area.
Luke Jackson
at least Arrowhead is on the correct side of the border
Jeremiah Martinez
You don’t tailgate do you
Ryan Nguyen
Not to Sporting, no. Season ticketfag to the Chiefs though. Red Parking was such shit I had to upgrade to Gold. Admittedly, the rules in the parking lot have become insane. Mark Donovan might be the most hated man in Kansas City sports.
Can't just go & tailgate there without a ticket. I get it but kind of sucks because we used to bring a generator & TV out to Camerohead just to tailgate.
Also, fuck Rossi. Can't do shit all match except for that, fuck off.
Nicholas Gray
Parking spaces got smaller, you're allotted a little plot behind your car to tailgate but if you have a big set up it won't fit, no glass bottles, GA parking and Red are basically the same so it's a moot point to buy Red. Bear in mind, after a few hours there are too many people for the parking attendants to deal with so they let you do whatever. Still shit compared to what is was about 5-6 years ago.
Ayden Mitchell
Arrowhead parking was never good me and my dad went to the Kansas/Mizzou game there in 2007, and shit was backed all the way out onto the highway we were planning to be in our seats about an hour before kickoff; after letting me out while he snaked his way through the lot, I got to my seat just in time to see kickoff, he missed the first two possessions of each team
Xavier Smith
This. You cant just hang out in the lot anymore. If you aren't going into the game, they will tell you to leave.
Ian Turner
If you had friends you would understand
Nicholas Ross
I’m tellin ya Clark is killing tailgate culture so he can move the stadium to downtown. Anyways back to soccer- Melia is overrated
John Green
Bingo. You are basically /r9k/ tier in KC if you don't have a group of friends you tailgate with.
Chase Cook
lmao
Alexander Gray
Going to move either to the Legends or somewhere in JoCo if they move at all. Never ever going to move downtown like the Royals. Don't be delusional.
Jackson Scott
Melia is the best player on their team, are you fucking high
Hunter Anderson
He really isn’t but I won’t argue with you about it
Isaac Morgan
If it’s gonna be at the Legends they will have to demo a bunch of shit or have a drastic change of plans on what they want built there
t. user who was on the design team for that entire area
Jackson Brooks
Not in the actual Legends. Village West area, those empty Indian fields. Just pay them off and build there if you have to.
Jaxon Sanders
gonna have to grease some palms to change zoning regulations in that area if they want a stadium
Hudson Ward
better move fast, NFL is entering the downslope aaaaany second now
Connor Gonzalez
>Sporting
Hudson Martin
>Sporting
Ryder Gray
Didn't think ol' Mitt had the fitness to ref anymore.
Kayden Mitchell
>Cincy lost >Atlanta lost >Sporting lost >Minnesota won
