/hoc/

Please Sens. Get the 1st overall pick and get Hughes.

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Imagine giving up Jack Hughes for Brady Tkachuk

I gotchu, buddy.

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checked.

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reminder that it has already been scripted

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are they twins?

>zoomers

o fuk tiny murray looking large

Ricky where the fuck is my ravioli

>2026
>McMeme: I will always be Edmonton Soiler, but I just want to see my worth at free agency.
>signs with american sunbelt team
Imagine

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douchebag twinks

Maple Leafs are going to get their 14th cup this year. How many cups do your peasant teams have?

this,gary is at least 20 seasons ahead

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Reminder.

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yikes, toronto fans are degenerate fatties.

who cares, we'll still have Drai, Hughes and Lafreniere.

based

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>jealous because toronto fans are so prosperous
without toronto canada would be a third world shithole

>I promised Leon I wouldn't cry

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I'd like to draw attention to the lack of >rag posting out here tonight

Sad

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the rat is back

But Toronto is a third world shithole

>receiving end of the contact
bruins commentator when Marchand crosschecks Vatanen to upper back/neck

lmao

An all American meal and watching hockey. Anything better?

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Except for almost every other province

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Was he elite?

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>Pedosota
>Posting a picture of a puppy
Why am I not surprise

>without alberta canada would be a third world shithole
ftfy

based marchand dabbin on modern nhl.

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that meat is disgustingly undercooked

Chad Zabit > Virgin Kabob

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BC Flexing on everyone of course

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>it's tje Mexican hockey poster

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gyro > taco

get out. now.

>albertans being proud of sitting on top of a giant oil reserve out of pure luck
Well I guess they don’t have anything else to be proud of

murray is good

World champs at shotgunning listerine

not sure how you do things in russia but we dont eat raw meat in canada

But it's rare/medium rare

that meats is spoiled, that's rotten meat

Not a Broons fan but I thought this was amusing

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That’s because food costs 5x more in BC

Sure thing fatty.

>doesn't know that meat is supposed to eat medium/rare
go away peasant and learn food culture.

Why don't the yotes just wear this jersey full time?

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bc is great if you plan on living in your car or a tent in the park

Then why do the territories, with by far the most expensive food, have the highest obesity rates?

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this

That's medium rare.

>Wrapping your vegetables in bacon
Brilliant

Because they eat whales they’ve hunted

this pic screams reddit

cant sell them as limited edition alternates for easy dosh

Coincidence? Nah that guy is fucking possessed, licking dudes faces and shit in some kind of fucked up ritual. That nigga is way off in the head

I'm convinced they grew an extra Murray in a lab and one of them is elite while the other is still learning

I'd expect them to switch to black and white kachina for their home and away jerseys within the next four or five years, maybe with a dark red jersey that looks more like their current ones kept as an alternate.

those bacon vegetable things are popular in Finland too. Don't remember what they're called though.

Oh yeah I forgot all of BC is Point Grey.

Must suck to be a poorfag.

youtube.com/watch?v=sGTWPojAfXE
Why would the Nordiques switch to black and white?

I go out still hunting with my best friend Charka
But all I want to do is get into his parka
Im the only gay Eskimo

And life in Ontario is so great?
>pay 13% tax on most goods and services
>hospital wait times are fucking hell
>Liberals spend over a decade wrecking the province and racking up debt
>education standards have been lowered so bad, that no kid fails anymore
>electing a kike based strictly on the fact that she's a dyke
>massive supporters of Trudolt, even though sjw infested torontonias who supposedly hate privileged white men, voted one in because they're fucking dumb as dogshit
Dear god am I glad I moved east of Toronto. Now if Trump would just nuke it, life would be better for the nation (just as long as the Leafs are away on a road trip at the time).

Ukko-Pekka Bekkonen

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How come the leafs have to beat the least hateable new york franchise ?

>czech goaltending

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how bout them leafs boys. not alot of chirpin tonight

REMINDER THAT

THE NEW TORONTO LINE IN NOW STAY MAD MATE

STAY MAD MATE
>smm8

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I'd agree with all of this but both you and the Leafs have to join them in nuclear hellfire.

hmm this sounds familiar, how much influence does the far left have over there?

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Got ya

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The media narrative of the Leafs is back to WE CUP NOW because the Laafs can beat a bubble team. lol

BOOM

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Earlier they were beaking and they got btfo and fucked off

Petr Mrazek is a god.

gg, Floridafrens

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IM ABOUT TO SHOWER WITH MY NEW EMU OIL SOAP

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The band of twinks known as the Twinkronto Twinkle Twinks has no grit and collapses under any sort of pressure, they can only beat basement teams. The only ones scared are the delusional fans who see another Bruins first round rematch coming in April

TEMOHPAB

Bolts are back to burying teams again.

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>88
hongcouver fan detected

>snes managed a goal
Surprised desu.

>bury shit teams
>get blown the fuck out by Boston
Why did they mean by this?

That's ʇǝɯoɥdɐq you dummy

ottawa isn't exactly a team

Night lads, get some sweet playoffs dreams

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bye dumb potatofag

what're ya lookin at my gut fer?

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Oh man poor super nintendo entertainment systems

>pay 13% tax on most goods and services
Larger population, more infrastructure to take care of
>hospital wait times are fucking hell
Larger population, longer wait times
>Liberals spend over a decade wrecking the province and racking up debt
Liberals have been ousted
>education standards have been lowered so bad, that no kid fails anymore
Pic
>electing a kike based strictly on the fact that she's a dyke
She’s been ousted for a hardcore conservative with a big chunk of the vote
>massive supporters of Trudolt, even though sjw infested torontonias who supposedly hate privileged white men, voted one in because they're fucking dumb as dogshit
Canadians just want to legal weed, plenty of Ontario and still voted for Harper even though he’s a dumb piece of shit.

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see you later friend

I wouldn't call Calgary or Montreal shit teams.

Places like Toronto and Montreal? Forget them. They keep on voting in most of the "progressive" bullshit that dooms any nation that goes along with it. The universities there are filled to the brim with pure, 100% concentraded, liberalism. One guy I used to talk politics with occasionally became an insufferable idiot after not even 2 months of attending York in Toronto. Seriously. Some of those teachers/professors deserve to be drawn and quartered for all of the young lives they're corrupting with their lies.

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Holy shit BC fittest province, BC smartest province, BC stands for Biggest Chad apparently

Fuck I hope they bring back this beauty.

The comfiest feeling is when your team wins during the first set of games and you get to ride out your buzz watching a late game that you're not as emotionally invested in

Montreal is definitely a shit team

>2019
>Still buying into the "le sjw's hate white men" meme

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Why do the Hurrican'ts keep winning ? This isnt supposed to be happening!!

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Too bad you’re all a bunch of hippies

Forgot Image

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Wowee this looks awful

Minnesota Wild @ Calgary Flames

You wanna know how I know that pic is complete bullshit?

it's up

Don't make me kick your ass

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>All of BC is Tofino

It's the Don Cherry reverse-curse. Second only to UTree's jinxing powers

Hory shit BC all chinese! BC stand for Big China

>t. 56%er

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Crazy shit like this.

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>Richmond is BC
Sure thing, Pablo.

What am I reading

>Amerigoblins talking about race

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pong fag detected. enjoy suffering under rutherford

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No cause Cherry has said Carolina is making the playoffs.

Fucking love our goalies, desu.

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No BC stands for Basically China

l-lewd

>Why
But >we've told you all along: elite prospects and meme tendies.

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Nothing gets me harder than watching the Pittsburgh bandwagon fall apart.

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>British Cambodia

Small change

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based canes

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No, lad. Do not bully >our opponents. >We must always uphold a strong sense of sportsmanship.

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Yes but if you can make him go into "Old Man Yells At Cloud" mode it's worth at least an extra goal per game

david amber is so dumb.

Penguin fans have and always will be the exception

t. seething fat brainlets

see you tuesday bud

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this but the senaturds

>canes win like 2 games in a row
>have to shit up the general with their autism
Can't wait until Mrazek or Aho get injured and they go back to playing the victim and asking for pity.

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Any other time I would agree with you, but fuck Pittsburgh fans who pollute our city.

god damn based

stoned to the bone lads

I think you're mistaken, friend. You'll be seeing >our mysterious alter ego instead.

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Raleigh is a nice city.

Thanks for posting my edit

I admire your level of obsession.

oh lol i didnt know it was that game.
i think its awesome theyre wearing those.

>Constantly spams for attention
>People start talking shit to them
>"n-no your obsessed"

Imagine hating the based canes because you're >mad

Why? Pongs are in the wild card right now because the blow jobs lost

I just want you to know I was in the building in Greensboro for your first home game when Ron Francis was >our captain

I was also at the only Panthers game where they ever beat the Steelers so I guess you got that one back lolololol

Can I get some fine hockei webms?

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>"raleigh is a sunbelt city those fucker never seen snow"
actually snowfall occurs in raleigh at least once a year usually, in which schools get closed for the week so the kids can enjoy playing in the snow
>"fucking mutts living in the south"
actually raleigh is the whitest city in the southeast
>"brainlets drinking water full of led"
Raleigh is home to many STEM companies, and the triangle consists of many colleges, making it an area where many intellectuals live

shan't be bashing my based city

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Kongs are catching up to the Ducks. Which bean team is going to finish dead last in the west?

Hoping for a really rowdy atmosphere with the game being played so close to Hartford.
Kind of like for the Tavares game at Nassau, but a bit more split between fans in green and the ones in yellow. Should be a blast for anyone going.

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Because it doesn’t present the outcome you’d like it to?

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DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS!!!!

Who are quoting? Do anonymous users on an internet forum bother you?

We live in a timeline in which Carolina can realistically make it to #1 in the Metro.

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>a thing happens specifically with that team
>people talk about the thing that just happened
>they just want attention reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Good job giving it to them, fuckwit.

I didn't gave Canes any notice before, but I gradually learned to hate them

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We are about to enter a world, even if it is for an hour, where both the Canes and Yotes will be sitting in a playoff spot.

Would you rather go full NBA where every playoff is the same couple of teams going 16-0 all the way to the final?

>I just want you to know I was in the building in Greensboro for your first home game
God damn, dude. I was four back then.

But having Swede posters on /hoc/ dislike >your team is a badge of honor.

...

Holtby saved us from pic related

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Hell no, and I'm glad we're actually doing shit now instead of wallowing in our own despair talking about "next year is our year"

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reckon I should start paying attention to the east WC hopefuls huh

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The more I argued with them, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the stupidity of their adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played stupid. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack one of these apostles, your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. He had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day.

For me it's Cassie

based

>muh george "we wuz cowniggers" canyon

id love to sniff that cass ass

George Canyon is an absolute legend

Who the fuck is George Canyon.

I made a 250 bet that the yotes will make the playoffs.

I get to win 750 dollars if they do!

>inb4 canes isles playoff series

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Lewd

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Gaze into this face and despair.

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Please >we need to get hughes and kakko

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Canadian country music artist and Flames anthem singer

I fell asleep after the sabres/laffs first period.
Glad to see I didn’t miss much.

Would rather watch women's hockey than the metropolitan division

Sweden didn't have a 5 step grading system between 1994 to 2011, which makes the population aged 24 - 64 results from Sweden bullshit.

>lames

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i know you're in here chambers you weirdo
>rags

More accurately you through $250 down the toilet

Reminder anyone who doesn't like Iggy is a nigger

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Why is it okay for them to lick you but not Brad?

For me, it's My Jonsson

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Embarrassing

Literally cannot fathom being this horrible of a person

convince me to watch one of these shit games

scared and confused

>mfw a former Canuck player made Vegas lose the Stanley Cup

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you just convinced me you are a casual faggot

Sbisa's Pizza

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Watch a game or your mother will die in her sleep

if you like fights

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If these girls want me to fuck them they better take off those filthy jerseys

it sounds like there is some domestic violence going on next door but im not going to involve myself.

Of course you aren't you limped dick faggot.

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just phone the cops on them.

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING OF THE ZOO

WE WASHED OURSELVES IN FINNISH BLOOD AND ALL THE MONGRELS TOO

WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE /HOC/ MACHINE PULJ BY PULJ BY PULJ

THE SWEDE MAN MARCHES ON

Is it a bitch getting the shit kicked out of her? Or is the dude getting beat up?

Based

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I miss Beagle.

it sounded like some furniture was moving and then there was a woman crying.

For me it's Rebecca Johnston

What kind of monster doesn't fuck nude?

not so fast

Cute

Renata Fast?

>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup

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>couldn't score a single goal in two games against the Hurricanes
Not so rapido, buddy.

Feel bad for Zooks

>ever since the red wings moved to the east they've been shit

is the west just the worse conference?

>blocks your pa-

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Spoiler alert: yes.

>yotes win
>team owned by the NHL

BETTMAN!!!!!!

The house always wins, buddy. You should know that by now.

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>arizona coyotes
Haha what the fuck gary?

He can still get his name on the cup, 'cause injured and stuff.

just took a cheeky rip off my vape, lads

go flames. kek

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Who is this new lady they got on nhl network? My god she's a total babe and her voice does things to me

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I'll be honest with you.

Nobody gives a fuck. but here's a you.

It's good to be a yote

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It's either that, OR they moved to the east at the same time their core was too old and too expensive.

pic?

When did this happen?

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Post pic

A few minutes ago, Yotes took down the Red Wings.

>wild
>in a wild card spot
heh

I'd be happy to see the Coyotes get to the postseason.

They should have recovered long ago

>next game
>vs analslime
Well there's another 2 points.

>we live in a time when the Hurricanes, Coyotes, Blues, Canadiens, Flames, and Islanders are all in playoff spots
I guess fucking go Flames tonight. Don't let Iginla down. Wildbros wanted to tank anyways.

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singles of truth

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Mildly amusing.

>and then those faggots in carolina started dancing on ice
damn, grapes really laying it to canes fans today

looks like johnny canuck is back on the menu boys

what did the nucks bribe gary with?

Nope

>one set of brothers retires
>daft another set

i’m not black

Being brown or yellow isn't any better.

pics cunt now

>we're out of the wild card
fuck yeah boiiiii

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I remember being at the same dinner as her when she and my friend played on the same hockey team. She was pretty fucking hot. A nice lean, athletic body. Not a porky dyke like half of her team.

*Busts your path*

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>wild owner sent letter out saying they're not rebuilding
you're fucked

he has to say that. otherwise people will know we're tanking

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Name a weaker draft year than 2017.
Thx for reminding me why I hate skiing and skiers

>booing a clear match penalty
lol Albertans are fucking trash

Did Laine teach them? ;)

>ywn impregnate jessie diggins
life is unfaair

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they're winning right now lad

what are you doing in the general get in here dude

>Pettersson
>Heiskanen
those two already made the 1st round worth it

>he doesnt want to sniff the shiff

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2014 draft class starting to look pretty shit

That's the point of being the home fans you sensitive cuck. You try to influence the refs as much as you can. You North Americans shouldn't even be allowed to watch sports now when I think about it.

DUBS CONFIRM THE CUP IS COMING TO LONG ISLAND

HAHAHAHAHAHAH DUMB FUCKING FAGGOT

God damnit

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>angry skellefteå poster

you wish, you little finn! ;^)

i know that feel

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digits confirm laffs get swept in 1st round

Looks pretty solid to me
eliteprospects.com/draft/nhl-entry-draft/2014

what can you do

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Its pretty early to be blaming >muh draft year when there are already players taken in the 6th round better than him

edgy

hit yourself hard enough in the head to forget her

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>another 6/10 lauded as some great beauty because she's an athlete

no thanks

Was there anyone who thought him being more than a 50-60 point per season player?

that won't be easy

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plastic

based chad poster

Most projections had him as a solid first line centre, elite second liner at best.

Not a 30 point season bust

>KU IK

LMAO

Dude he's 20 years old, give him at least 2 more seasons before completely giving up on him.

>Laffs announced starters in reverse so that Tavarass could get a standing ovation to make him feel better

gotta go get a glass of water, just cant handle that much cringe in one sitting

the top10 from 2015 is already outproducing the top10 of 2014 even tho they are a year younger. and 2014 is pretty thin outside of the 1st round.

/hoc/ has confirmed that if you haven't reached your potential by 20 you're a bust

That's just because 2015 is one of the best drafts in history. 2014 was still pretty decent for solid players but not really any top tier generational and superstar players

Would Aho get picked 3rd if we went back to 2015

>rags
SHIT team
SHIT fans
no i mean REALLY SHIT fans
shit franchise
but also SHIT (((fans)))
>rags

>Most projections
That was definitely not how I remember it. He was said to be injury prone and a poor man's Ryan Getzlaf

nice. she's still grade A milf in my books.

Completely based
>rags

He wouldn't be picked at all. With a Finn you never win

A poor man's Ryan Getzlaf is a solid first line/elite second line centre

>R

Yeah, but it wouldn't be the last time amateur ''scouts'' have been wrong

right he's a bust

What's the point of being an athlete if you can't be that hot? Just a waste of talent.

look at his chl career and it did seem to have the starting of a very successful career. he had a 100+ point season as a 17 year old and was the top scorer in the playoffs that year. then in his predraft year he had a bad back injury and missed a lot of the season but the part of the season he did play he seemed to still be producing at a high level.
maybe he never really recovered from the injury but if you look at his chl numbers you can see why he was rated so highly.

how many players has she fucked?

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Never said he was, but he's probably not going to score more than 70 points at most.

Like most hockey whores, probably around 1/4 of the team she's around

too busty

didnt most people know he was going to be a tier down anyway? we got mcmeme, bustthews, and kikel in quick succession and it sort of altered the expectations of hischier and patrick.

babs pls

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>lames

what are you doing mike lmao

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

Smith u shart

fucking LOL

>didnt most people know he was going to be a tier down anyway?
Yes. The problem for the Flyers is that he might be two tiers down aka a bust. Even though it's too early too predict.
? What do you mean?

oh dear

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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leafs fans get upset that they get bullied and then do things like this

As of right now his ceiling looks like a third liner. Whether we got a a bunch of elite players before or not thats still a massive disappointment for a 2nd overall pick

start from the beginning where you were a lad-diddler and try again

extremely underplayed for his point production, put him in 5 more mins a game, pretty much the team avg, and he'll put more pucks in the net, simple as
he at least could be used to lower TOI for other high-performance players on a back-to-back

>NYI BTFO Toronto this hard
Starting to become a bit of an Isles fan

even john thinks tavares day is cringe

>calling 20 years old bust
if you're memeing then i'm all for it. if you're 100% serious then you don't know shit about hockey desu

Its true. Thats how we know Bulju, Juolevi, Alex Nylander, Casey Mittelstadt, etc are busts too

>lames

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>he doesn't know in the new, young, exiting, high speed NHL you're peaking at 19 and an old fart by the age of 22

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>flames losing
>check who’s in net
>oh it’s mike smith

Grim.

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Lads are the yotes elite?

what is wrong with Smith's brain? drugs?

i will admit its fun calling them busts

just ignore the players on the other perspective like bo horvat or alexander barkov. both of them had 2 fairly pedestrian seasons to start their careers before breaking out.

>losing on iginla retirement night
reminds me of that one night where the canucks had a steve nash night and the team got btfo

loving this season bros.

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suddenly i miss the northwest division

how does a handful of angry duck farmers so thoroughly rustle a millionaire's jimmies that he has to be coddled for the rest of the week

/hoc/ please stop relying on thot click bait to populate your lame general

Feeling rather frightend of how this season will end

>Alexander Nylander
>0.50 ppg in the AHL
Shoud rename himself Bustander desu

What are your thoughts on pokechecks, friend?

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T
N
T

LOVE pokechecks
LOVE winning
LOVE playoff chances

HATE shitsburgh
HATE teds

simple 'as it

every time i hear giordano i think of frozen pizza

any tendy tries that with me he's getting his water bottle snapped, I'm talking ripping the twine top shelf where mom keeps the peanut butter

I'd poke those digits.

have you ever perfectly timed a toe drag against a tendies pokecheck? its an amazing feeling.

>frozen pizza captain
>mcdonalds jerseys

>u will b

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>mike smith

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>lames

;-;

oh

no

No

NO

the absolute state of fumes goaltending

lmao, mike smith.

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>7 points in 5 games for donato
nice

that's a toe drag i reckon

>mfw the >flakes keep getting refpucked

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>bronx cheer smith
BTFO

>bieksa with murphy and john and john in vegas
broadcast job when
twitter.com/sportsnetmurph/status/1101994195286351874

Imagine being such a beta you wear your older, more successful yet still somehow twinkier brother's number backwards.

donato on fire lads.

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Boston got fucking swindled
also get fucked Calgary you fucking pieces of shit

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>*click*
>[inhales]
>oooookie dokie...

He was a panelist on sportsnet for the trade deadline. Made me watch them instead of TSN until they started cutting to that faggot Steve Dangle

Can you trip already so i can filter you

mild really want that 1st round exit

salty af

get fucked m8

please no. i wanted to lose this. :( we're going to though i know it. again.

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NUMBERS SHANNON

I'm not a reloflames fan, I just can't stand this jersey-over-snowjacket tier retard's shitpost or his avatarfagging.

>wanting to lose
now this is grim

first round exiting, again, will be grim.

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stop getting upset at mundane things

Its easy to filter tripfags like k*ppers or chambers, but if this shithead keeps avatarfagging for his terrible posts instead of tripping like he clearly wants to, I can't filter him.

if that upsets you, just off yourself now and save the world the trouble.

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who is this semen demon

canadabrothers, im applying for a working holiday visa for your country atm, which city is THE city for construction work?

lol what a silly thing to get upset at

if you do a complete tear down and rebuild it will be like 5-10 years before you even make it into the ploffs again. there is no guarantee you will even be a good team after all those years. you need an owner with very deep pockets and a lot of patience to do something like that.

>Hurr durr if you don't like my shitposts kill yourself
Literally kippers-tier.

I'm trying to come up with a reasonable solution for all of us. You clearly want to be a tripfag, and I like many others would like to not see your posts anymore. You finally doing it would be a win-win.

shut the fuck up
Aussiebro is BASED

literally everywhere

Iqaluit, make sure to get a one way ticket

>Wild are gonna have like 12 hours from when they get back to St. Paul to when they play tomorrow

GAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Probably just can't decide where to put the cadenza. We've all been there.

west has a lot of housing, Ontario and Quebec have big markets for road construction as well as housing
the east has unemployment and shed parties

aussie bro always posts on topic you dumb faggot. you're literally mad at sexy images

some australian model. can't remember her name

maybe if i post beavers the canadian won't get so mad.

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ive done a lot of work in road construction but cant speak a word of french, maybe ontario is to be looked at. What is Alberta like?

must be awful being mad all the time

>uncropped screencaps of the wild logo lazily slapped over some weirdly shaped woman's nipples in order to let everyone know its you whose posting
>sexy images

>tangentially related shitposts
>on topic

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jets/canes scf
make it happen bogdanoffs

jessica gomes

>Canada loses another cup to the whalers
GRIM

Slower now due to oil. But wages will still be higher than rest of Canada.

sometimes its badly shooped onto big lez characters though

last time this happened we got flogged.

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at least Wild fans aren't the ones posting weeb shit

never forget 2006 also
>soilers

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higher wages but the labour market fluctuates a lot with oil, ontario is pretty good for road construction, aecon is pretty big where i used to live around

all his posts are just >lets start tanking without ever considering the financial risks involved or the fact that the top3 draft picks usually get memed off in the lottery.

You can keep sperging about it maybe tell your Mom what happened. Or just harden the fuck up and don't take it as bait, mate.

bro I don't think you understand how fucking sick and tired >we are of 1st round exits

just 11 hours frens

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that’s what I was referencing dummy

thank you for your help men

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i was just reinforcing what you said mon ami

unil hwat

Wtf where is the armpit hair?

sad.

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been watching will smith movies all day, shall rank them
1. mib 3
2. irobot
3. mib 1
4. wild wild west
5. mib 2
6. hancok
7. i am legend

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Kindly asking someone to work up the courage to finally tripfag like they want so you can filter them is not >sperging

>ireland
are we running through proxies now?

yea but this whole scorched earth rebuild type of thing seems more like an apehoop idea that people are trying to force onto nhl teams. its like people who think you can just trade down a few spots and still pick your guy instead of "reaching". that type of trade happens in handegg where there are like 20 different positions for players, in the past decade i dont recall a single team picking in the top 10 trading down a few spots in the nhl draft.

i could make a hundred webms of tkadive diving desu

could heem "johnnyhockey" ask me anything.

How?

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oh no NO NO NO!!!!

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please do

lol i know they have a bunch of injuries but no one should be that desperate

The few people over the age of 15 in /hoc/ could heem him though
Gudbranson is probably the worst defensman in the league

surprisingly accurate

so >us getting a shutout the first game after he left really wasnt a coincidence.

Hainsey OP

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Interesting choice for a 50 year old sportscaster

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I think you mean BASED.

I listened to the wild wild west song by will smith like ten times before I got out of bed today.

>sbisa
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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No way Hancock is better than Legend

WHAT THE FUCK SHANNON

i listened to good vibrations all morning yesterday

i am legend has such shitty cgi that it deserves that spot. the budget for it was a hot meal

Imagine losing on the night of a number retirement

>when boomer and zoomer collide.

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>where boomer and zoomer casuals collide

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thanks /hoc/ i can't stop listening to good vibrations now

Where those with patrician taste congregate to discuss matters of the day

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based

haven't been there in ages. in fact i grew out of forums in general

Where high intelligent forumgoers go to discuss various topics

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sometimes reading the comments on >my teams facebook group by our so called "fans" gives me an aneurysm. nobody knows anything, it's like an unironic /hoc/

bulju

Onion rings and mozzarella sticks

every time the goalie has a bad game, >your team calls for him to be traded/sacked/lynched

facebook is aids for that. 1 bad game. SEND HIM BACK TO THE AHL NOW

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Yeah but you can go to any team and do that.

Anybody who deliberately has any sort of discussion or shares their opinion on facebook of all platforms is somebody I want nothing to do with. Its why 90% of my friends list is unfollowed and I use it almost entirely for sports/music updates

based david gilmour

>using facebook for anything but stalking your ex and girls you used to know in hs

For me, it's not using and social media and living pseudo inawoods

I've never had a gf and I have no interest in stalking girls because A) I have a fear I'll accidentally click 'like' or something on one of their pictures from like 2 years ago and they'll know B) For some reason I almost always lose all sexual attraction to a girl after I actually meet her and get to know her.

Pucks deep

went to shit after they removed the minus button

wow that sucks

just saw that clip of mike smith being a dumb idiot lmao flames btfo on some black guy's number retirement night

Why? I just jerk it and I can go about my day without thinking with the wrong head.

goal scorer's goal

Donato

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=7186PY15ogk
fuck Hathaway and fuck Calgary

>only two good guys won today
grim

ya seethe?

Puzzling.

quit trying to injure >our players

Flims have a long history of dirty gutless plays

for me, it's condemning all illegal hits unless it's one committed by >my team

Imagine naming your son after a gemstone

Especially those committed AGAINST my team

Elite hockey

oh most definitely

For me, its sifting through 20 incredibly slowloading captchas before I can finally make a one sentence post.

>youtube.com/watch?v=vR4MSkm54MI

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>3 times Minnesota played Calgary this season
>a suspension for Calgary in all 3 games for an illegal hit

suspend the whole team this is ridiculous

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POWER RANKINGS WHEN SHANNON

Suspend them all to Houston indefinitely

>it's time to gas those uptity fucking pajeets and i'm not even kidding this time.
christ lads i don't think shannon is for me.

tfw i get mad when he shits on my team

/hoc/ is and always will be /cric's bitch.

nice try raj

imagine living in an overpopulated third world country, where you literally defecate out in the street

>i think the calgary flames lost tonight because the team had to sit around for 20 minutes for that porch monkeys celebration and and they couldnt get into rhythm
damn shannon

>We need to fund the space program so we can blast every nigger, chink, pajeet and muzzie into the sun
Wow wtf Shannon

nice trips and checked

>and then those dumb pajeets gave tavares a standing ovation
saying it like it is, shannon

Sounds comfy.
Now imagine living with niggers, tranny and faggots.

shit review, didn't even mention the hit on Luke Kunin

Reminder that Laffs fans live vicariously through a millionaire and get offended when people don't like said millionaire

imagine not knowing that you are a n word

next thread better be a bulju edition

no one cares about an echl player

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hijra_(Indian_subcontinent)

OHNONONONONONONONO

/mlbulju/

Delete that right now.

new

ive thought it over, this comments based

>plays 3rd pairing minutes against teams 3rd and 4th lines
>benefits from a deep top 9 on the Laffs who can put the bisket in baskit when he's playing