Just imagine if our best athletes played soccer

Just imagine if our best athletes played soccer

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6'4, 240 pounds, 1.6% body fat, ran a 4.3 40 yard dash


Literally would score 100 a season.

European athletes cant even compete

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Too tall

ahh yes, De'Quandius Brown and Ngubu Owalikwie-Richards, the deadliest front duo in football

>1.6% body fat

nope

>1.6% body fat
That might convince some beer guzzling BBC worshipping NFLcucks but anyone who knows anything about actual working out and fitness knows
1. That isn’t true
2. If he theoretically was (he isn’t) it would just be further proof of rampant gear use in sports and the carefree testing

>1.6% bodyfat
Damn so was this photo taken before or after he died?

Because Usain Bolt was so fantastic in the Australian soccer league lmao. You need to have play intelligence to be a good soccer player, and niggers lack it. That's why African teams have never won a world cup.

usain isn't 6'4"

Intelligence? That’s not the first requirement. These niggers have no technique

He's 1 inch taller, what does that have to do with anything? Remind me how many niggers have won the strongest man competition again?
Technique can be taught. Intelligence cannot.

>that split gut

Dead at 40

>using a competition that has

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>being strong as fuck and not wanting to compete and match your strength
Either niggers aren't strong or they are lazy as fuck

Even monkeys can be trained to follow orders

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It's weird how Americans legitimately think that their black athletes are special and superior to other athletes in the rest of the world. They are no different to other athletes in the rest of the world. You can find a ripped black athlete anywhere in any sport.

The difference is that the American media puts black athletes on a pedestal and over-enthusiastically praises them as the best in the world. Black Americans themselves have also convinced themselves that somehow being enslaved by white Americans has made them superhuman

soccer isn't about strength, isn't even about speed!!!

These guys would be out of breath after 1 50 yard race vs a fullback

>being enslaved by white Americans
Not even that. They were enslaved by other more intelligent Africans who sold them to the whites. Imagine being the descendents of the most retarded Africans, and being proud over that fact.

More like 11.6%

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Metcalf is much stronger. He could throw a CB considered strong in Europe like Van Dijk to the ground with ease.

Nobody could knock him off the ball. He could score 30 a year just on headers alone. Would be impossible to mark.

spacial (from a given place like the pitch) vision is part of the "intelligence" you need.
congrats on the 2018 euro win

>1.6% body fat
if this was true these men would be laying dead on the ground after this picture was shot

You’re retarded. Most NFL players do a shit ton of cardio, Ray Lewis biked 50 miles a day.

this

other dudes here are either children or don't know shit about this sport

But Jared Diamond told me they're just as smart as Asians

and then they were breed like dogs in a eugenic fashion to produce the best flesh-androids that's why an afroamerican could wipe a pure african 7 out 10 times in any competition

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2% looks already disgusting on a white skin

you're one of the few guys that seem to know lmao the others are either trolling )I want to think so) or they do indeed think those guys could cut it in a low-tier competition...maybe as CB but that's it.

>and then they were breed like dogs in a eugenic fashion to produce the best flesh-androids
No, they were not. The women got muttified because the slave owners fucked the black women. That's why American blacks have lighter skin than African blacks.
>that's why an afroamerican could wipe a pure african 7 out 10 times in any competition
Lol. When was the last time an American nigger won a marathon? Yeah that's right, never. Because most slaves came from West Africa and Africans with slow twitch muscle fibers are mostly from East Africa. Slow twitch muscle fibers = more endurance and fast twitch muscle fibers = more sprint power

More like just imagine these two guys fucking your wife.

these guys put a noose around my neck and called me empire nigger

Lampard is the only actual intelligent footballer

If clumsy oafs like Marega and Dost can dominate simply because of how big and strong they are, I have no doubt the nigs in OP could as well...

Yes I know you have “reports from the NFL” I was watching the combine
I’m literally telling you that it is bullshit
This pic is Helmut Strubl, a bodybuilder literally famous for his low body fat competion look. This is him at 3.5%

But you’re one of those BBC craving NFL cucks so who the fuck cares since you will just write this post off like the retard you are

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apparently they already did

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P.S this look isn’t natural and this guy literally roids every day of the year, no breaks
You can’t be below like 6% body fat before it fucks with you HARD since cortisol shoots up and your testosterone cliffdives downward

What an ungrateful little fuck. Won an Euro because of Eder and best player of all time is Eusebio. Kill yourself, you disgusting pick of shit

what makes you believe size or muscles are relevant in "soccer"? just look at messi or maradona kek

ginobili was probably the best argentine athlete in history, but wasn't even close to maradona's talent. athleticism isn't that relevant in soccer

France won the most recent world cup though

griezman won best player of the cup, and their manager is white, their captain (lloris) is also white

how is france a black team?

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Not a single person in that photo weights 100+ kg like those two in the op. Also, only Pogba is 190cm.
Being a giga nigga doesn't work in football.

Don't forget what a pussy sport soccer is. If he goes for a header the ref will call a foul whenever he even remotely touches someone

If this was true, Akinfenwa would've been the GOAT

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Modric won best player of the cup

Nice job moving those goalposts you brainlet

keep in mind that he is probably a 16 years old brainlet

Soccer is more about how fast you are and how strong you are and I say this a dude who loves football and doesn't give a shit about soccer.

NO. It's about how skillful you are
youtube.com/watch?v=LmmN1vo80YQ

I meant more than how fast you are and how strong you are.

seems america is all about steroid usage and race baiting

anyway, soccer takes skill and generally stamina. being able to run fast for 5 seconds doesnt necesarily hack it. you need to sprint 20 times in a 90 minute period. and if you have ever seen messi, you will know just how rare proper soccer skill is.

>Akinfenwa

You do know that's a pic of Kenwyne Jones?

based /fit/izens

>dude look at this ATHLETIC FREAK SPECIMEN i mean that thing could totally rape your wife while you just stand there and watch haha
american sports fans, ladies and gentleman

There is not a single NFL player that has the conditioning to play even a single half of a soccer match.

that nig is 6'2 and 187

big difference from 6'4 and 240 lol

excellent, 10/10

the 'can they compete' at the end was fantastic

oh i dunno some of those cornerbacks run the 10km required during a game.

Would love to see these guys spitroast my gf.

> 6'4, 240 pounds,
Although having strength is a bonus, just being a dump truck is useless in European football, you also need to be quick and agile.

> 1.6% body fat,
This stat is meaningless. Also, because the game is played throughout the winter in Europe, you probably want extra body fat for a bit more insulation and need a high carb diet for extra fuel to be turned into heat and energy to prevent exhaustion. (see below)

> ran a 4.3 40 yard dash
Whoopty do. Being on top teams in this sport requires you be able to run 12-15km per match, including sprints, and be able to do that every 3-4 days without getting fatigued. A sprinting stat alone is fucking useless; Longevity is far more important.

lmao. There is a reason the pacy nog meme exists

They're all twinks.

>cornerbacks run 10km
Sure. Each month.

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Football and whitepilled.

A. He’s not at 1.6% body fat regardless of combine hearsay. That’s physically impossible for a functioning athlete. The NFL exaggerates player stats all the time.

B. He’s on a steroid/hgh cycle as are most football players. The tests are a joke which is why only the dumbest nogs who fuck up their trainer’s instructions get caught.

FACTS

CAM ON NGUBU SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS

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short bursts of speed are far more important in soccer than cardio... your long distance cardio hardly matters...

sure you may cover a lot of total ground each but most of it is a very light jog


Just played a practice game with a friend who runs 10 miles every day and he was totally out of breath like 30 minutes in becuase hes used to continuous mild running speeds as opposed to intense bursts of speed which NFL players are best at


we would dominate. you know its true.

Why would you doom real athletes to a diving cryfest like soccer. Let the ladyboys kick their ball while real men do something else.

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>That's why American blacks have lighter skin than African blacks
You're a complete and utter dumbass. Do you think there is no skin color variation on the entire (very very large) African continent?

>no sources
into the trash it goes

what do you need sources for? those numbers are all pretty much common knowledge

Roided up. You forget technique. They could be absolute shitters on the ball

Also its long distance running so twinks.

Op is retarded negro

pegajoso basado

>1.6% body fat

His face would look a whole lot different. Oh by the way, you're a retard.

God the americuck obsession with black bulls is real.

Kek afl players run double what soccer players do

is this /blacked/?

Well yeah but it's football, not a UFC fight. Doing what you described is a red card and probably a lengthy suspension

They run roughly 15 - 20% more per game then a soccer player because of the bigger field and longer game time.

holy shit how gay is this sport

i like statistics as much as the next autist but 'arm length' and 'hand size' rated out of 100

why even bother playing just measure the size of their hands and be done with it

Pull the other one mate

Shut up amerifat. Soccer requires intelligence and creativity, not just smashing into each other.

Jesus christ stop pushing this fake ass 1.6% number, why do the NFL need to do this shitty propaganda?

> soccer
nice proxy.

>slower than fastest foorballers
>get exhuasted after 30 minutes
>blatantly more than 1.6% fate

there is a reason footballers dont look like this.

Lol he is not 1.6% bodyfat you retard. Anything under 6% is life threatening because fat protects your organs.

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Not to mention the hybrid vigor from their 20% euro genes.

>1.6% body fat
christ you're stupid

Imagine if our greatest athletes like Phil Taylor or Andy Fordham had played American Football, they would wipe the floor with those y*nkoid weaklings.

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>Just imagine if our best athletes played soccer
england does that and they're dogshit

they could work at CB or Goalies but nothing else really

hmm. will you be at the next world cup? how about the european championships...i think romania is included in europe.....just about

>2 crosses
Based

Because football player use their hands, a lot stupid.

you have no idea what you're talking about, any elite athlete besides an NFL lineman or strongman will have below 5 percent body fat

>Slower 3 cone than Tom Brady

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Hows that possible

Can you just imagine a white 5'10 180lb euro player trying to slide tackle this physical specimen? or even challenge for a header?
They would literally explode

The only thing that matters is how agile and quick on their feet they are. Technique with feet and balance is king here.

The only position they might do well in is Centre backs, they'll have good explosion, height for heading, strength/balance while containing the ball

It doesn't really matter since players like hazard and messi are just too quick, feints, control and technique would get those niggers fucked hard.

Cbs like ramos humels are top quality since they understand the game and add alot of dimension. Humels with long passes, ramos with positioning /tackling.

first of they would lose all thier muscle mass from trainging and running and also just from the sheer fact they would need to devote so much time to developing thier skills and no time to beef up thier muscles, which are virtuallly useless to an extent, height at that degree may even be a hinderance unless they are highly skilled, they wouldnt make it far in my opinion unless extrememe skill rehabilitation

Blacks are so superior

people always forget agility is another aspect that can foil speed along with positiong

Our best athletes DO play soccer, when they are in grade school. All the kids do. It's how they learn coordination and teamwork. Then they move on to real sports when they get a little older.

>blacks are the fastest and whites are the strongest but it can be interchangeable

you can't have below 5% fat. you NEED fat

are mussircans mad when they see european football and see hat there are no MUH AFRICAN AMERICANS succeeedign in msot important sport? lol

no african american are stars here in europe