UFC 235 Thread #2

tfw the card of the year will do

Maybe next time the retarded cuntfaggot mickey donkeyface pigfuckign scumsucking gall won't go for a R1 knockout.

Yikes

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For sure Zhang/Torres deserves to be on the main card over Stephens/Zabit.

>2019
>eating

Let’s see what you’re eating

>that cringe tattoo on stamann

I've got stamman by UD.

>2019
>being allowed to reply to an American

>when the referee is taller than the fighters

ESPN pacing is nice.

For Mexico

Posted in wrong thread and late but fuck it.

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stream pls

that's illegal

If only we had footage of the old olympic pankration

bfst.to/watch/mma.php

1-0 stamman. perez looks good though. great fight.

use reddit

stream.com

cheers buddeh

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Caesar vs Vercingetorix would be more accurate desu

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fuckin newfags the answer is ufc.tv

Racist as fuck judges. He got his ass whooped.

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lol someone went Photoshop crazy.

it's time! big johnny the mantis rapist!

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Can someone explain to me how the point systen works? Like what was the 30-27 decision on that last fight, how does that work? I dont watch a lot of MMA

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Walker is literally a mad lad

>i want to give a good show
how you know a fighter wont ever be a champion

yo Misha Cikumciser has some goofy-ass eyes

Did anybody else hear Cody apologize to the camera "sorry guys, that wasn't me"

WALKER HEEMED IN UNDER A MINUTE

you heard it here first

Johnny will been jones in 2020

Join the WhatsApp /heem/ group

absolutely mirin those rhomboids

He lost fair and square lol

Based manlet knowing the crowd need the heems

Brazilians are ugly af tbqhwy

>its a dominick cruz episode

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>Octagon control
>Total Strikes
>Significant strikes
>takedowns
>activity in grappling
>knockdowns
>Submission attempts

scrape that black shit off your meat, you'll get cancer.

The need a reason to make you want to buy espn+ retard

You get a point for every significant strike, capped at 10 points per round, so max score is 30 for a 3 round fight and 50 for a 5 round fight.

Not a single champion has ever uttered those words except max holloway

How is this mong already ranked? He's had only 2 fights in the division

Staman put in 30 minutes of work in the WME male spa, securing him the victory

Lmao Walker spitting water on his cornerman

that's romaine you stupid pleb

johnny walker whiskey
johnny walker fighter lol

give me (You)'s

yeh pretty sad desu, it was a very average fight but no idea why people are saying perez was robbed

You don’t even know how to post a phone picture lad your life can’t be that good

GOD BLESS THE user POSTING BIG BUTT BLACK GIRLS

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why do they advertise military so much? not enough cannon fodder?

You know a spectacular fighting style can also give good shows like Conor. It doesn't always need to be meme jutsu.

winner gets 10-9 for every round. If one fighter gets really dominated, it could be 10-8 or less for the dominated fighter.

canadian ads arn't as kino as american ads
I want insurance and medication commercials

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Walker is literally a redditor. No surprise than 4channel posters like him.

Hes so scarry

@91217638

mediocre

the reach on these guys

Stamann dominated 1 + 2 with strikes and ocatagon control. Round 3 Perez showed aggression, strikes, and dominance but not in the eyes on one judge.

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I'm pretty sure these prelims are on ESPN proper there chief

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oh look anothe brazil losing to a white male.

LHW is a shit show m8

youtube.com/watch?v=K-NgiwgMZUo

Based Hannah

Dunno...
I feel this guy is bound to make some irredeemable mistake in the octagon

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GORILLAS

Johny walker meme ends now

CIRKUNOV WINS THIS EASILY IF YOU DIDN'T BET ON HIM NO WINDER YOU'RE POOR AND LIVING IN MOM'S BASEMENT. STOP FALLING FOR HYPE TRAINS JESUS FUCK.

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kek

(OP)
Join the /heem/ Whatsappgroup. Only guys with small penises aren't in it

chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

>chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

>chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

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Just woke up lads.
Can our guy johnny walker do it again?

Misha really does have one of the widest backs in the ufc

PLEASE END THIS MEME NOW

Someone give me a screengrab of wall-eyed cirunov wearing a trucker hat saying "sneed"

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Who's going to see your intestinal lining?

if johnny walker isnt your boy you are literally a beta pathetic cuck

I hope so

>fights out of Thailand

Neat

None meme answer

If you win a round you get 10 points, and your opponent 9. So if you win all 3 rounds its 30-27, you can get less than 9, if you get dominated or get a point deducted

Foddamit sauce fuck dude

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Alot of fightfans are retard enough to put their lives on the line to make jews more money.
>muh pride
>muh service

>Stamann dominated 1 + 2 with strikes and ocatagon control.
uhhhh...no, it's debatable who won round 1 but i dont care enough to

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What the fuck.

Somebody needs to invent a gambling service that allows you to win fast food so they can hit the US and UK markets at the same time

>fighting out of Phuket

Guarantee Walker has never been there and just put it on there for the memes

Back from my nap, ready to HEEM WITH THE BOOYSS

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Based dogposter

this.

HEEEM

HE HIT THE OTHER GUY!!!!

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Didn't the crazy Hue use to fight out of London?

ace without ads please

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each round has a maximum of 10 points awarded to each fighter. generally the fighter thought to have won the round gets 10 and the other guy gets 9. sometimes if the losing fighter really get dominated they will only get 8. at the end of the fight all the points are tallied and whoever has the most wins.

HEEM DID IT AGAIN

HOLY SHIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH SHIT

HOLY SHIT HE DOES IT AGAIN

HE DOES IT AGAIN

WHAT A BEAST

oh my god

heem knee flyey

SOMEBODY FUCKING HEEM JOHNNY WALKER ALREADY

HEEM DED

BASED WALKER

COME ON MEME MAN

Yo what the fuck

BASED

WHO SAID THE MEME WAS OVER
OMEGALUL

Well

JOHNNY WALKER

WHAT LOOOOOL

I told you guys first round heem
I told you

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEzm

MEEMED

THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL THE HYPE IS REAL

MEMED

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

AAAAAAAAH
>AAAAAAAAH
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That was fast

>I literally blinked and it was over.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IMAGINE GOING AGAINST OUR GUY

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Johnny Walker heemed his opponent and.himself?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM HOLU FUCK

HEEM KNEEPY

HEEM

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He did it again holy shit

lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

White dudes getting slaughtered

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

He fucked up his knee

HE'S GENERATING HIS OWN MEME MAGIC

am I the only one who hates this stff jaw creep?

wtf sounds like a broken orbital

THE MEME LIVES ON

HEEEEEEEM DEADY

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i literally blinked and missed it

what's up with his armpits

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>SPICYYYYYYYYYYY

THIS NIGGA IS FULL MEME

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
BEAUTIFUL KNEE

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Imagine heeming yourself.

JOHNNY WALKER IS FOR REAL

FEED HIM JON JONES FEED HIM FUCKING JONB JONES

kek

cracked that cracker

GET FUCKED HAHAHA

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS JOHNNY WALKER? GOOD LORD

>LITERALLY HEEMS HIMSELF

lmao what an absolute ape retard

I think he self-heemed with that face dive lol

Johnny Walker will be LHW champ by the end of the year.

legit watchers spotted

CHECKED

Early stoppage desu.

whoa

I thought he would win but not like that

did he fucking heem himself

AAHAHAH HE FUCKED HIS KNEE

>injured his arm doing the worm

Got damnit Reddit won again bros. At least he broke his arm memeing like a faggot.

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>animefags
Not even once!

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>Blew out his shoulder celebrating
KEK

Jones is dead

>Johnny Walker
>A hue

Lmao fucks up his arm doing meme shit

GIVE HIM THE STRAP ALREADY

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS GUY IS INCREDIBLE

I’M ON THE HYPE TRAIN NEVER GETTING OFF

GIVE HIM A TITLE SHOT FUCK EVERYONE ELSE

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>heeming your own rotator cuff
hard times a-comin'

JOHNNY WALKER IS FOR REAL!!!!

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same but I took a sip of water and it was over

fuck

>Misha will end the meme

>post-fight celebration self-heem
J U S T
U
S
T

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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I see you, too, peachy

I WANNA SEE JOHNNY WALKER MURDER THAT NIGGER JON JONES

stream lagged and i missed it
fuck

LMAO SELF ARM HEEMY

HEEM! EVERYONE! EVEN MYSELF!
>HEEM! EVERYONE! EVEN MYSELF!
HEEM! EVERYONE! EVEN MYSELF!
>HEEM! EVERYONE! EVEN MYSELF!
HEEM! EVERYONE! EVEN MYSELF!
>HEEM! EVERYONE! EVEN MYSELF!
HEEM! EVERYONE! EVEN MYSELF!
>HEEM! EVERYONE! EVEN MYSELF!
HEEM! EVERYONE! EVEN MYSELF!
>HEEM! EVERYONE! EVEN MYSELF!

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>I feel this guy is bound to make some irredeemable mistake in the octagon
oh shit! like heeming himself after a victory type of mistake? lel

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I’m now a fan

>HEEMS HIMSELF DURING CELEBRATION

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ANIMEPOSTERS BTFO AGAIN

i rate the salute -> flop combo

HEEM
EVERYONE
EVEN
MYSELF

>Hurts himself

jon jones is shook
>d-dc please fight me
>n-no it has to be at lhw
>d-dana please don't let johnny heem me

>Get more damaged celebrating than the actual fight

Also meme train aside, that knee was legit beautiful. Fantastic timing and placement.

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NATTY AS FUCK X 2

you were saying, whiteboi?

HEEM Every body even yourself

>destroys his knee and arm during post fight celebration
WHAT THE FUCK RETARD

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HOW THE FUCK CAN ONE MAN BE SO FUCKING BASED

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Someone needs to be the best /heem/ster ever and webm the arm break

wake up jon

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>heem every there even himself

HEEM
EVERYONE
EVEN
MYSELF

WALKER IS HEEM PERSONIFIED

HOLY FUCK I DONT EVEN CARE THAT GUY WAS FROM CANADA, TOO SICK

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walker kills jones

Anime website

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>reddit

Johnny is /heem/ incarnate

Heem
Everything
Even
Myarm

I love Vegas

Damn, I thought ciruknov could get that done. Nice win for walker.

>white people

is it true lads? if I'm having a heart attack, do I slip a cheeky coupla asparins?

>career-ending celebration
Literally a UFC first....

this monkey is hilarious
OBRIGADO BRASIL

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>wins fight
>heems self

Probably tore his bicep the ape lol

>Heem everyone even myself

Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

Walker confirmed for /ourguy/

>gets heem'd by the mat

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lmao get fucked

Heem every, even myself.

t. Johnny

Truly /ourguy/.

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Jesus christ, rogan calling him for real didn't even take 1 minute to curse him

Let him fight again in a month lmfao

Beats Jon Jones by May

>his career is over from this
LMAO

cheeky

I really like this Walker fella, been awhile since LHW had some one with charisma and heem power.

>let's take a look

my sides!

GIVE HIM A TITLE SHOT NOW

REMOVE SMITH FROM THE MAIN EVENT. WALKER IN. HE TOOK NO DAMAGE.

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y garlic give me acid reflux?

LMAO he tried to do a worm but couldn't because he fucked up his left arm

impressive

Is Jonny "Bones" Walker the future lads?

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

she looks like she is addicted to white cock

Based Walker laughing about heeming himself

What a fucking lad

THE CHAMPION OF THE LHW IS ALREADY WALKER, JONES IS ALREADY SEARCHING FOR A PREG WOMAN TO HIT AND RUN

>celebration replay

Sauce!!

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LOL WHAT KIND OF MEMERY IS THIS

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get down!

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lmfao

HEEM
EVERYONE
EVEN
MYSELF

NEVER FORGET
quintessential /heem/

LOL THIS MONG HAHAHAHA

Inferior, inbred genes.

>

BASED

Oh for sure, that celebration is a beast.

based projectionbro

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very true

youtube.com/watch?v=XIGkDiRZKMQ

MY GOOD FRIEND
JOHNY WALKER
KEEPS ME WARM
LIKE A CUNT

>that replay

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>Rogan's """"""""joke"""""""""" falls flat

got to be a first

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>blew out his shoulder doing the worm
>his celebration hurt him more than the fight

HOLY KEK
im dying boys

BASED MICKEY MOUSE SHOUTOUT

Johnny Walker is white

>career ending celebration

HEEEM INCARNATE

SPONSOR PLS MICKEY MOUSE LUV UUUU

kek

>Highlight is him heeming himself

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FOLLOW THIS MAN

based walker

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MICKEY MOUSE I LOVE YOU

MICKEY MOOOOOOOOUSEEEEEE

all good beeeee

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the first mma fighter to not have autism in a while

god damn this is a good card

Confirmed /ourboy/

WE DID IT REDDIT

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wtf walker is our literal guy now?

ok, johnny is based. i didnt want to admit it but he is

mickey mouse?

>ufc career killed by destroying his shoulder
>unrepairable
>all because he's a retarded hue

I heemed myself today, to see if I still feel~

BRAZILLIAN CONOR

Follow him on insta lads

Did we accidently meme magic Johnny Walker into existance? He's like /heem/ incarnate. All he needs to do is shout out bunda and post a picture of a woman and some food .

Jonny has made it onto my boy list

I sure hope you all consider him too

Johnny Walker is funnier than Joe Rogan (an alleged comedian)

>mickey mouse i love you

fucking based

whitebois btfo by brazil

Legit heemed himself celebrating

my sides
they also replayed the self heem before him heeming Cirkunov kek

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we got lots of blowouts and lots of snoozers. Shit card so far.

How much pussy do you think Johnny is gonna be getting tonight? also how does it feel knowing that you are not johnny walker?

kek

janoy's long lost father

jones is a fucking dead man

ben rothwell is still alive?

>someone posted NOFX on Yea Forums
what a magical place

That was actually really slick. Looked like a leg kick and Cirkunov got stuck in place when he tried to check, almost like an axe kick

>Tfw that shoulder injury impacts him for the rest of his career

Based Johnny putting over my boy Mickey.

nah- Johnny isn't a douche

What porn / pornstar should i jerk off too while i wait for next fight?

is his name really Johnny Walker or is it a brazilian thing?

Lawler and Askren will be really interesting

>Chinlet
Dropped never gonna make it

wtf is up with those armpits?

thanks for the webms

something tells me he thinks girls are yucky

The cringe of Walker's post-fight interview hurt me deeply

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>please follow me on instagram I need sponsors

lmao

It's over, Jones

Can anyone identify the chick sitting next to the baldcel who jumps from her seat at 0:12

tina hot

Walker vs. Santos for the next title fight

Santos vs Walker mbby? idk

>being so good you flush youself

>took more damage in his post fight celebration than his past 3 fights combined

THE CHAMP IS HERE! LOVE THIS GUY!

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Who is this Again??

THERE IT COMES THE FIRST BIG MEME TO END TONIGT LDAS WHO DO YOU GOT

>you live on teh same planet as Johnny Walker

Based Earth

what's happened to meggy weggys voice? ;_;

Bailey Jay

Now that we've all boyed Walker, red label or blue label lads?

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remy lacroix

oh my fucking god chael has the most annoying fucking voice ive ever heard FUCK

>child sized faggot
>man

pick one. cucknor isnt even a bitch level

The shame of having to ask this question should be enough

gb2 reddit bitchboi

kylie maria

I'm rooting for johnny walker just because he's got an English name.

Nekane

got to pornhub and search japanese lesbian kissing

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well my shoulder hasn't been recently dislocated so there's that

It's probably some macao shit, but he went full "American" to get that Burger King sponsorship

Megan wouldn't last 2 seconds with my guy Johnny Walker.

more like killing someone but that should do for now, i guess...

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Gina Carano fights

WHOS DRUNK AS FUCK HERE

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Larkin Love of course

I know right. There was an user on here that liked Metric too. Are you him? I'm seeing them saturday night in Anaheim.

Why did he give Mickey Mouse a shoutout? Is that some meme I'm not aware of? Also, anyone here has experience with a dislocated shoulder? How serious is that injury? I know the shoulder joint is very difficult to repair surgically.

Walker is just LHW Ngannou

Hasn't fought a real wrestler

Funny-ness is a natural talent and can't be learned desu

ron jeremy solo work

Why is chaels voice pitched so high

Walker hasn't even fought a whole round worth of time in his 3 fights.

Olivi looks so good in that white shirt

Joe doesn't like when the fighters are funny and outstage him as a "comedian"

Bailey jay

im getting there

Dana should announce Jones vs Walker right after the main event desu

Tigerr Benson

Damn Samuel l Jackson looks good for 70.
Black dont crack

>red label

Jesus fucking christ go back to those brampton slums you broke ass curry muncher. BLACK OR DOUBLE BLACK YIKESSSS

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*sucks helium*

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>chael and bisping together again
BASED

why doesnt johnny walker seem like a hue

where are you watching?

Gina Carano weigh ins

Steroids

STOP YELLING CHAEL FFs

Lads Walker's run is actually insane atm

3 first round heems and each of them were fantastic in their own right.
Elbows in the clinch, spinning back fist and now a flying knee

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He does

You just pop it back into place nothing serious

Thats gonna be a based from me batman

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During WW2, the Japs would shout, "Fuck Mickey Mouse! Fuck Babe Ruth!"

Walker just wants to end the hate and embrace the "/heem/ is love" memes.

Damn sonnen use your inside voice

where’s the picks guy at

based ufc jews who dont care about rankings FINALLY have a good fighter to jump from #15 to #1 contender with walker and jones

poor tony though his unpopular autism meant we never get to see one of the best fights ever against khabib

SHOUT OUT TO MICKEY MOUSE!

ur dog is fat, stop feeding him steaks

LMAO what is wrong with chael's voice?

you mean Smith v Walker

>doing the worm in 2019
he's extremely Brazilian

He is this pic incarnated

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truly man's best friend

absolutely brutal

Shut the fuck up you sudanese cunt

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Shaels voice is killing me

NOW IS THE LAST TIME TO HOP ON THE ZABIT MARMISHAENDEOV TRAIN
GET ON NOW

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Ye

Hues live naming their kids after famous things, John Lineker is named after Gary Lineker.

Where the fuck has Universe B Joe Rogan been?

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was this recent;y?

he definitely does though. there's been many brazilian goofs in MMA, werdum and silva come to mind

Holy fuck megan is so hot.
The ultimate human fuck toy.

based bisking saying he hopes they dont rush walker

could not be more right, jbj would eat him alive still

You're late, you pompous faggot.

If Jones easily beats Anthony Smith, can we get a second title fight against Walker tonight?
It's fair because Walker is slightly hurt.

is this is aus?

>heems himself

He was making fun of Mickey Gall getting his boi pussy smashed in

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Who is fighting Zabit next

He gave up 8 fucking hours ago for some reason.

This ape is 6'6" so fighting him has to be incredibly intimidating even if you're 6'3"

he is kill

he's literally yelling lol he can't help himself

i'm 8 beers deep, got four more. gonna need a delivery soon enough at this rate.

I’m workin on a steel reserve

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Choo choo

Holly Michaels you dumb cunt

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Shael is drunk

he literally does
he looks like those favela dwellers, lanky brown monkeys doing the monkey dance

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It's only a problem if you're stupid and dislocate it again by not letting it heal, then it goes down like a dominoes and THEN you need surgery, if he lets it heal for enough time he'll be fine

jesus
this could be the end of zabit

didnt resign thank fuck

after this i will create a instagram just to follow ourboy

would not be surprised to see Zabit heemed. Don't sleep on Stephens, he's got a habit of beating prospects

Ortega? Frankie?

lmfao somebody shoop this onto johnny walker

based Pablo Escobar

>americlap humor

He got heem'd out the ufc

Why does chael sound so weird? His voice is higher than normal

Imagine being put on the same professional playing field as Chael P and Mikey B just because you shag the non champion spic manlet

Chael talking like a used car salesman.

This is the UFC m8, not lellator, you don't need to sound like a snakeoil salesman

Olivi and Joey are each others beards

yeah when you see a really tall guy with big arms its fucking horrifying cause theyre meant to be beanpoles

Took the JUST pill.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z6v4Ysuw2t0

>megan made it to ESPN
>karyn is doing dog show interviews on Fox Sports

can someone tell me what HEEM means exactly? Still can't figure it out. assuming it refers to getting fucked up but what's the origin?

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youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI&t=438s

This. Build him up pls, don't want him to get destroyed

LOOKS LIKE MISHA HAD TOO MANY SHOTS OF JOHNNY WALKER

Get it lads?

/ourguy/ Stephens will now end the Zabit meme and continue this amazing night

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That's just his default tone methinks

Can you imagine walker bulking up and going to hw?

Embarrassing post

Rude

Unfortunately Stephens will get heemed by the terrorist

youtu.be/_2ICQC5i7L0
bfst.to/watch/mma-2.php

He just heemed a submission specialist.

The best fight for Johnny would be Anthony Smith once he gets gadooshed by Jones. Otherwise the could set up a fight with that polish guy that heemed Villante with a bodyshot in Prague.

IMAGINE

Not him, but interesting to know.

He had a 1 year deal with UFC and they didn't renew. Chose to use fighters as commentators instead.

she got to do some NFL shit too which is a huge step up in terms of prestige

It's true though I may have forgotten the exact phrasing:

spokelore.wordpress.com/2011/05/29/to-hell-with-babe-ruth/

I'm waiting for the main card to crack open some cheap lager cans

>says increasingly nervous man

zabits gonna pitter patter this guy easily

the zabit meme ends now lads

the absolute heem

Megan Olivi is a very pretty lady
I'm going to have to fight her husband, wish him luck, boys
I'm a goddamn animal

He looks intimidating and not even human, unlike someone like Struve who is almost 7 foot tall

>tfw gone so far down the BBW rabbit hole that you don't find Megan attractive

Lads, stay away from the big girls. Or it'll be too late for you, too.

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who /brit/ here

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How's
Everyone
Enjoying
MMA?

who wants to go buy some toyo tires with me?

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You sure about that? I watch a shitload of NFL and never saw her

It's the Cejudo's gold medal of heem jokes

Maserati

was just thinking that, did she not move over or are they phasing her out?

Went for a poo in the old thread and when I got back the new one is nearly finished

>3 fights until lawler askren
i feel like i'm about to have a stroke

Stephens won't be able to close the distance. This is going to be a masterclass from Zabz. Screencap away and tell me I'm wrong.

I know he got hired by UFC and did a few events / intermission commentary but haven't seen him in months.

BASED
A
S
E
D

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aw man you're about to be disappointed :/

Christ who wrote this ad? Forest griffin?

Here Everyone Exercises Meticulously

why would that give her any credibility?

fucking based

Why

wh*toids trying to claim Walker LOL

something to do with this I think

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based and knowingpilled

holy shit... if her skin were white she'd be a solid 10

>Dana kicks Chael out of UFC
>Chael gets job at ESPN
>ESPN buys UFC deal
>Dana is forced to let Chael commentate on UFC

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come on ZABIT!!!! PLEASE DON'T GET HEEMED!

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this fuckin Toyo Tires ad is terrible. Dom reads his lines with zero conviction.

any of these, or kimmy granger

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Zabit by submission, 2nd round. Book it.

>Anthony Smith
Nah let him fight Dominique Reyes next, if he's able to beat that guy then I'll get on the hype-train.

>wearing your leather jacket to your study

inshallah zabit will win. alhamdullilah

i really want to try green label

i'm actually a leaf don't tell anyone

Chinks/Pajeets not being to clame anyone, yikes!

It's better than Stephen A Smith taking that spot desu

This is just sad

"Smith is a piece of shit. DC is a piece of shit. Jones, I want you, motherfucker."
- Johnny Walker

bloody hell lads Jones is going to smash Smith so bad

god damn it guys

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I want her to literally shit in my mouth

oh i think you'll be surprised, my guy
Jeremy Stephens hits fucking hard

handsome eastern european men

Makes sense I guess. I just think he is better than Cruz.
I like Cormier but you can literally hear the CTE in his speech.

fuck off brett yokokno

>this bret okamoto """"""segment""""""
holy cringe

Alexis Texas of course

Morena Baccarin sucks these [spoiler]in my head[/spoiler].

Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

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Johnny Walker vs. Ngannou

weve got a jones killer on our hands boys

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JON
HAS
HOLES
AND I'M GOING TO EXPOSE THEM

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>the moment jones gets brutally heemed by based walker, you finally become an "old school" fan and get another stripe on your heem belt

I'm pretty sure it was Fox that booted him after he pissed hot

Is it OK if I save this image?
I like this image very much

positive, she got to interview some players on the field through the connections with Fox

even on her instagram as NFL Sideline Reporter

mmajunkie.com/2018/09/karyn-bryant-megan-olivi-nfl-on-fox-reporters-ufc

pretty sure karyn came over to espn

Bokamoto confirmed for UFC shill

Good one

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WHO IS THIS FAGGOT

BRETT IN THE OCTAGON ON TV WTF IS THIS ESPN WEW

>this report with Brett

I don't like it, fuck off

for sure 100%, but I disagree

Lmao this Brett o walk & talk is MAJOR cringe

Japanese Pride commentators used to pronounce Overeem as Over-Heem

look at the mass on his biceps/triceps and his forearm

its thick as fuck for a lanklet. he'd hit so hard it's scary. harder than jones for sure who is maximum beanpole

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Hot exciting ethnic men

bruh i am
yuck

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>This cringe segment

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brett is handsome wtf

hnnngh

close-up webm when

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Glory to god my brothers. Zabit will finish this infidel if god wills it.

last december 31st
Same night Tenshin Nasukawa became infamous
nobody seemed to see she was tapping
even commentators
Awful stoppage

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botching his lines lol

after he heems jones, he has to go up, he's 6'6

zabit finna get slept schaub just text me

i hope this goatfucking weirdo gets heemed

This. Is that just from shaving or what?

Johnny Walker vs the new champ Anthony Smith when?

Sunny Lane, the only one listed who never fucked a black.

Why the fuck did he go into the octagon?

Okay so I've figured that it originated from a street fight video in which someone says "HEEM SLEEPY" in response to a dude getting knocked out

That’s pretty gay

based and understands fighting

stephens is gonna charge forward like a frustrated bull and end up getting a huge elbow to the head

predictable brainlet fighter who cant handle getting jabbed and teeped and leg kicked out of range

wow this guy really explained this fight to me on a level we can all appreciate *clap emoji*

whose idea was to give this fag screentime?

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Olivi vs Okamoto who wins

He has that almost Yoel-tier nattyness.

Is this a JoJo reference?

Eh I like that they are experimenting with these shots

For sure this guy has more KO power but he's still untested just like Ngannou was for 2 years cause he kept melting people in 30 seconds.

I'd love to see him dragged into deep waters.

Give your best underdog picks

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Okamoto easily

I think we're going to seem some shane tier height cutting soon. he's probably more around 6'5

This

June

Zabit about to get exposed as an absolute cutbabby can crusher

New thread faggots

I have a feeling the Zabit meme might end soon

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wait this is true, no way he's 6'5, he wouldn't be able to make 205 if he was

ESPN is so soulless

My dog is 12 and is in his last year. I’ll keep feeding him steak bones it makes him happy

stephens was unironically winning until he lost against aldo

gotta love how even some pornstars won't even fuck niggers when they get paid extra for it..

imagine even whores not wanting to fuck you.

SMOOTH COOL CALM LIKE A BOMB

IM GUNNA EXPLODE AND HELL BE IN PIECES

It's a bresh of fresh air

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is Zabit related to Borat?

>"Brett. You should get off the Octagon. The fighters are coming."
>2 more montage tapes are show
I see what you did there, Anik.

>calm like a bomb

I HAVE SKILLS TO PAY THE BILLS

Enjoy the colombian pussy brah

Inshallah brother, death to infidels

absolutely hue natty

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Retarded Jap refs
Hope Shinju comes over to UFC she's so pretty

Lol Zabit looks like a goat farmer. So weird seeing these mountain muslims in athletics.

Absolutely baffling how there are so many empty seats right before a very entertaining fight. I used to think that people who bought tickets were hardcore fans but from the events I've gone to it seems to draw both ends of the fan spectrum.

...

hope Zabit heems Jeremy, want to see Zabit v Aldo before I heem myself

Heem
Everyone
Especially
Manlets

I thought he said calm like a mom kek

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This! Fucking cutbabby faggot should be fighting at 170, not 145.

yeah hes brazilian so jones will just wrestle fuck him if he doesnt get KOd coming inside

but this cunt can actually land the early KO at a high percentage so its closer than conor v khabib cause conor only has 1 meme KO while this guy does it more consistently

>calm like a bomb
>skills that pay the bills
just stop

its status to go they dont give a fuck mate, like girls sitting courtside at nba

theyre all savages in dagestan/chechnya
many good fighters in that region

to bad Muslims know their way around bombs prety fucking well

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I bet he gets a lot of ingrown hairs, some of those look like holes

>IM GUNNA EXPLODE AND HELL BE IN PIECES

Good thing it was Stephens saying this and not Zabit.

You already missed the Diego dog train. Better luck next time!

it's vegas, the hardcore fans arent gonna be anywhere near cage side or lower level

M8 you are ON FIRE tonight

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>like Zabit, don't like the redditors that love him, don't love the dagestani invasion
>dislike stephens
Don't know who's my boy in this.

looks like he got waxed and had a reaction

dumb hue waxing freaks

Kek fuck islam

From the T shirt he wore to the xage , we call them Wooleys in ireland

fair enough lad

Yes his style is really weird

HEEMINDER that even american wrestlers train bjj

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based abraham lincoln FREE THESE SLAVES

Oh 100% b, they deserve to be there and are fun to watch, it's just weird because it feels like they're stepping out of the 9th century and into the octagon.

He just heemed a bjj black belt tho

Always remember guys never bet against a Muslim god always backs them up

If Chad Mendes is a gatekeeper for the Featherweight division, does that make Stephens a gatekeeper to the gatekeeper?

he had it on his back during his walkout too, probably hair removal cream that he never washed off properly

it's fabulous actually. these sluts fuck like the world is coming to an end. i suggest the last of the real men from leafland defect to latin america to seed beautiful bootylicious latinas.

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Mendes retired breh

They're brainwashed from years of shit boxing's card that offer nothing outside of main events. Most of the people there don't even properly understand the rules, it's all about paying admission for that Snapchat story

zabt is the greatest jewish fighter

It's a big Vegas card. Mostly cazzies. Regional cards are usually more full of hardcores.

Witness this dude from a South American fight night. He was this hyped for a prelim fight. We should all aspire to be him.

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braaaaap

Are you in medillan?

bogota now was there last month

Zabit confirmed stinker. Run away for 3 minutes and then attack the nuts

That kick had intent

nice ball strike - eye poke combo

le right hand manlets stay mad

Cost for hookers, food and hotel?

absolutely redpilled

I've heard great things about modern day Columbia.
great things.

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WAT?! Holy shit

Zabit's so hot right now

Telegraphed failure, as we expected. Stephens is getting nothing here and Zabz hasn't even really started yet.

Fuck espn and their ads, what an absolute pisstake. If I get one more fucking Taco Bell ad I’m going to reeeeee

cheap cheap. if you go to the whore house you can negotiate if you speak a bit of spanish. you can get a nice looking young puta for around $17 CDN. the expensive ones that come to your place and look like 10/10 models are around $65-90 CDN usually. or you can get a venezuelan desperate refugee to suck your dick for $5 or maybe less.

worth the trip you should consider it

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And the food?

Wait Jon is 1.93m and Walker is 1.98m who is lying here?

>Wait Jon is 1.93m and Walker is 1.98m who is lying here?
you just found out about fighters lying about their height?