*OFFICIAL* UFC 235 Live Thread #3

Diego Sanchez edition

>Later
Jon Jones vs. Anthony Smith
Tyron Woodley vs. Kamaru Usman
Robbie Lawler vs. Ben Askren
Tecia Torres vs. Weili Zhang
Cody Garbrandt vs. Pedro Munhoz
Jeremy Stephens vs. Zabit Magomedsharipov
Misha Cirkunov vs. Johnny Walker

>Up next
Cody Stamann vs. Alejandro Perez

>Previously
Diego Sanchez def. Mickey Gall via second-round TKO
Edmen Shahbazyan def. Charles Byrd via first-round TKO (0:38)
Macy Chiasson def. Gina Mazany via first-round TKO (1:49)
Hannah Cifers def. Polyana Viana via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)

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Mickey Gall is still my boy

Just how bad is CM Punk?

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meme ended

WTF BROS YOU TOLD ME GALL WAS ELITE WTF WTF WTF

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH

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CTE Sanchez

GAY LITTLE SLUT

>cm punk lost to this

just had some Carl's Jr lads

>I'll just go out there and swang
>Diego is shot, I can KO him with a jab lmao
>easy money

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You're retarded but at least you're loyal

BAN ANTI-AGING

how do i get a gf?

Aging BTFO
Atheists BTFO
Zoomers BTFO

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That's why they call him The Nightmare

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BASED JOHNNY WALKER

>meme gall

LET'S GO BABY

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Diego just beat a future triple weight champion

Im finna thinking he's back

Woodley is running scared

Good lad

how would she do in WMMA?

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Post your eternal boy

Here's mine

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how the fuck do you get tko'd by the can diego sanchez? by being a bigger can?

christ almighty lad

God damn, that slo-mo elbow was nasy

he looked decent until he gassed

DIEGO SANCHEZ IN ONE PICTURE

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the absolute state of the “””””””ultimate fighter””””””” championship

NTH FOR STEVIA AND DAN QUINN

Based boomers

y tho

I thought you said this kind of bet doesn't exist

>"When I was 20 years old i got into anti-ageing"

Isn't anti-ageing just a euphemism for doing roids?

wake up Mr. Bone, it's all over

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/heem/inder that Mickey Gall's best wins in his entire life are against a bodybuilder karate guy and a literal pro wrestler with no athletic experience. He was never a top 100 WW.

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UFC conditioning isn't up to par with other pro-sports. These dudes need to hit the treadmill.

APOLOGISE TO BOOMERS RIGHT NOW


These are REAL fighters

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was literally about to ask the same thing

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Webm of that slow motion elbow to the face please.

poorly

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poorly - not enough testosterone

smart picks.

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hope you win lad

>he looked decent
threw wild shit for 2 minutes and only landed 1 decent shot

GET FUCKED MICKEY

PRAISE BE TO THE LORD

JUST BLEED

Cat zingano in the BUILDING

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I copied your slip when you posted it earlier

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Are we still posting our doggos? Meet Sacha. Shes pretty.

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Mickey looked like CM Punk in there

THE
SURGING
MEXICAN

Who vs Why

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pleb

Worst game plan I've ever seen

nah Gall just isnt UFC caliber, should be obvious, his only win of note is CM Punk

cause he went on my favorite podcast and reminds me of my brother

Steven Van Zandt is your boy?

Gotta get Diego on the pod to discuss his passion of anti aging for 3 hours

>promoting degeneracy

Did anyone else just hear someone crying into the mic?

Looked worse than Greg Hardy. If you're Dana do you cut Gall after a performance like that?

WMMA fighters are such trashy hoes lmao, Carano and Holm are the only cool ones

me with the large head

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Will the boomers win tonight?

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Ben Asskren is guaranteed to meme you dude...Stephens always has /heem/ potential though.

Sanchez at +250 means I can lose all my other bets and still profit now.

how much does it cost for good seats to see a big event like this?

Yo I think Stamann might be gay lads

Who has better conditioning? Her or Gall?

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Since when was 27 zoomer?

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I'm just glad Mickey didn't lose to CM Punk. MMA's credibility would have died forever.

Based

ufc needs to stop pushing their young prospects too fast
build them up slowly

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Nice try boomer. Askren is going to gently wrestlefuck the money right out of your pocket.

The Ultimate Fighter 1? *sips* Yep, now THAT was a mighty fine season.

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Comfy link

WHERE YOU AT

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T O Y O T I R E S

2019 is the Year of the Boomer Redemption

pretty, and good Chinaman impression

You have clearly never been hit in the face a bunch of times while wrestling at the same time, if you think MMA is same as running around with a ball for 90 minutes

sry bro u fucked up on the lawler one

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Diego's family realizing he's going to take another run at the belt because of this win.

>Tfw cat leg logs you face first into her sweaty muff during training

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Decent seats start at ~$400

ah a beautiful american female

based thats what I picked for the game as well

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT HURT HIM

I think I want to go buy some Toyo Tires now guys

LMAO DO IT COWARD

Wind could have blown Gall over. what a can.

it hurts to have this much hope

double double says yes

>getting matched with the eternal can that is Diego Sanchez
>"pushing"

someone post a gif of Mickey just trying to shoulder tackle Diego from a seated position looool holy fuck

Friendly reminder that there are gamblers in this thread RIGHT NOW that think this type of bet does not exist

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OH FUCK I WAS IN THAT THREAD

GOOD MEMORY user

seriously, probably what boxfags felt during Mayweather/McGregor but 100x worse

Likely already heem'd himself in shame

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If ya get worked and finished by Diego Sanchez in 2019 then you can't beat anyone else my GUY

Roids and HGH and CBD and (((adaptogens))) with no proven health benefits. There's no such thing as real anti-aging in current year other than exercise, sleep, and proper diet.

Robbie is going to get rag dolled and wrestle fucked all fight.

dear god I hope so

Lawler vs Askren is the very definition of heem boomer vs reddit zoomer

Who do you use for bets lad?

Imagine the SMEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL

SNORF SNIFF

>he says this while watching prize fighters fight in a caged octagon

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corrrr

hoping the johnny walker meme doesn't end tonight
misha could sleep him easily if he comes overconfident into the fight

>betting on lawler
dumb

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front row tickets available right now for under 1k, under 100 to sit upper deck

I lied retard. Also, I didn't even remember I said that until now. Also, I'm 5 inches but thick.

I like Diego. I thought Gall wouldn't be a retard.

>Fedor loses
>Silva loses
>redemption

was literally about to say I was literally about to ask the same thing

crazy, we are already on basically 5 threads. well 4 since we will flow back to the other loser live thread after this one which will probably be at 50 ish post when this one dies

also all hail deigo, he is such a great guy, glad he didn't lose

nice, did he shot that from a bow?

that’s no fun at all, sink or swim

Heeminder that Gall was handpicked as someone who could potentially lose to CM Punk

>> 91188392

We know you’re here faggot!

That hypetrain is getting derailed by based Misha

PLEASE GOD. LET IT BE SO

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Bovada

source

If on you knew how bad things really are

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>Comparing a sport to an industry created to subvert the moral foundations western civilization was founded upon.

>Being a porn addicted fiend is the same as watching fights

kek he ran

Based

Mickey Gall is absolute trash so that ranks CM Punk somewhere around Ganges River Indian shit.

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I agree, I just wanted to take a screenshot for the dingbat

>OH FUCK I WAS IN THAT THREAD
really? it was a whole 4 hours ago, that's crazy man

>tfw you think the aliens are coming mid-fight

oh you again

Stipe tapped

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CM Punk wins the rematch.

walker is a retarded roidhue but he's heeming this pollack in the first round

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Well you said it so I don’t have to brother

Not my doggo but a majestic pic of a doggo.

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I almost included Mickey on my Draft Kings team but took that Chinese girl instead. Am I still fucked???

Absolutely fucking detestable. Address, face, or dick pick one now.

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He's here.

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Wtf is wrong with that lanklet

>admitting bodog accepts your action
yikes

That faggotass Moron Lame tattoo

Gods work user!

It was yesterday. I was a little drunk when I said it.

That Mexican looks like bochniak

How fucking dare you, Poland.

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DELET

>tfw small dick britbro gives inspires me to one day satisfy snacks and hoes

>dana white's rigged steroid mandrama
>sport

>Gall's major wins are from a guy who is 0-2 professionally
>and a guy that was let go/traded to another company outside of the US

what is this

It was yesterday, stupid. He was replying to my parlay. What now, worthless nigger?

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/91188040/#91188392

bat boy!?

>fights out of a city named sparta
>nicknames himself the spartan
hopefully this retard gets HEEMED and CTED

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Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

no he was a fighter with little to no record, who offered to be the guy, to fight punk, who had been training for a very very long time

unfortunately, all the training in the world can't help the fact punk is a D- athlete.

mickey gall was an average green fighter to compare with a highly trained green fighter in gall, turns out punk is just a dud. he could train for another decade and still lose to any other 'mickey gall'

Is the cage shorter than usual? full grown men can lean against it usually with room above their head, and yet these midgets heads almost go over the top.

Hey Mickey, ya cardio is blockbustler

patricians choice

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Jon Jones is 31
Anthony Smith is 30
Jon is the boomer

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the same guy that got knocked out by a baby tap from volkan?

imagine what Jonny will do to him

when do the non-manlets fight?

>mfw i bet the house on mickey

i'm literally about to cry

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i agree with you about pr0*n my guy

but if you think western civilization was ever a bastion for morals then you are bluepilled

just kddin, here is my cute af doggo

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Wait, I'm now realizing someone copied my post word for word, except it wasn't about Diego. I posted 24+ hours ago, the same comment but not Diego. I know it sounds like I'm lying but I'm not.

Fucking weird. I think it was about Smiff.

Is she pregnant?

A FUCKING OOMPA LOOMPA

the date is clearly 3/2 in the post my retarded friend

Can I request one with sushi my man?

5 minutes

of all things johnny walker seems, roided is the last of them. retarded l dont doubt

prob 2 hours, more even

the young lion is about to feast on this black gazelle

nevermind, it was forced perspective from the camera

Would love Stamann to rap his thick legs around me and give me a tight, loving yet menacing squeeze (no homo)

why spend all this time pumping someone if they just wilt under pressure. got to find out what they are made of.

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yo s&h, hit me with that doner bro

this one might be even better
hes a tough opponent
micky wasnt ready and obviously doesn't have enough experience
dude gassed in te first
also its not the first time ufc pushes a young guy way too fast

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Misha is underrated

Get lost, idiot. You got BTFO.

v cute dog

That guy got a boner or a giant cup?

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This fight is like an optical illusion. How are they that small...

My parlay started with Mickey.

If ever you see a British flag getting way too worked up during a fight, it's probably me because my guy is losing.

You don't believe that and neither does Smith

Is 5 inches girth thick enough?

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Fuck me lads the next fight is WMMA

Getting fed Diego isn't being rushed, it's being babied. Mickey's gameplan was dumb, anyone who tries to fight like that deserves to lose.

Truth, nice observation

thats the average cock size of non-fat ppl

If only you knew...

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> How are they that small.
onions

How long has Gall been training compettitvely for tho? he beat northcutt didnt he?

hell chinamen is so backwards because of the demography changes in china since then, most chinamen were people trying to get away from the old empire, and then that old empire got murderized by mao's death squad, some still chill in taiwan

hell the chinese who escaped to indochina/polynesia might be the closest to the old chinamen referenced in the turn of the century or late 1800s

Remember Tan Dan? This is him now. Feel USADA'd yet?

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HOLY SHIT

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Individualism, stoicism, respect for law, the presumption of innocence..

These were distinctly Western ideals which we exported to the rest of the world.

Where ever western people settled became a success, so either you accept these ideals are productive for society and humanity as a whole.. Or you must believe those from the west (europeans) are biologically superior.

Stamann has a head like an ayy.

No it isn't incel

Staman doesn't look natty

Maybe he's just short or t rex arms but his body looks off

i know numbers are hard

i had 3 parlays, gall was in one, stephens is in the other 2, i dunno bout life now

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kek well meme'd m8

Perez is gunna KO this literal faggot

Reminder: every single person on the planet named Cody is an asshole.

wtf i wrote onions
onions

*sniffs*

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He's a manlet. The proportions are normal

If you've ever gone through the trouble of measuring your girth you should probably just kill yourself.

He's 100% natty

AAAUUUDDRRAAAA

lads i'm bored

>20 cents have been deposited in your account

What do you guys think about a cheeky 10 on Jeremy stephens? Hes an underdog and I think if he connects with zabit hes gonna be rip

big tan gran(dad)

mexicant got dabbed on why are spics so bad at fighting great round

Two-fight win streak against his wife and nephew, I'd say his career is on the right track

Staman 10-9?
Inactive round

forever

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CAREFUL BEANER, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HIT WRESTLERS YOU KNOW

They look normal sized until the ref gets into the frame and gives you a scale to compare them to.

What has this man seen?

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SOON

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Don't be.

He's like a mini mini Mendes

Side note: these quintuple fucking captchas are absolute bullshit

What a shit card so far

if perez wins, gringos will be on suicide watch

At least this time judge reminded about elbows

that is some outrages subversion attempt
S_O_Y

Now you're imagining women oppressing you when they aren't lol

stream?

theres a filter on onions because pol used basedboy as an insult and it ruffled the baseded janny feathers

>having women in your corner
How to get heemed in one easy step.

Cody Lane was a pretty decent pornstar.

Hate these referees who tell fighters to watch the elbows

ubermensch genetics

Stamann (two n's)

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piss off it's been great

yes. wasnt a good round but stamann was in control

This is from Johny Hendricks' instagram.

poop in the toilet
someone didn't double flush, and there was poop

the mexican is getting countered so hard

looks like two torsos fighting

so how much daily care is there for a dog? Is it worth it? I like to run in the morning I would take him with me

>a woman giving advice in the corner
he is fucked

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a burger

reddit.com/r/mmastreams

this dude will be exposed hard when he fights jones, bet his grappling is trash

Great choice
>win via cartwheel kick KO
>commission makes it an NC because they don't believe it was real

me too, perez second guessed himself and lost position

*gives*

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>5'2
>ubernencsch
he's just a midget its easy for midgets to get ripped

Anyone else getting dabbed on tonight?

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who cares, he is fun to watch

Pretty sure she was a crazy bitch, though.

Look at the hog on Stamann. WOW.

so you can write nigger and kike, but can't mention the estrogen level boosting bean?
this fucking timeline, I swear to God

based

UFC has fucking sucked dick like 4 or 5 cards in a row.

I think theyre done lads.

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Fucking howler monkeys in the audience

those traps and delts dont look natty at all lads

these guys need to start engaging a bit more

still feeling each other out

who /Funky/ here?

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He is like 5'1 tho

Who here /comfy/?

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>when you have to fight the Mexican version of yourself

exept doggos named Cody

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Enjoy your stay

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With a guy that short, totally achievable natty. He's not very broad either.

No that is my dog Mr Potato

I'm only staying up because I know for 100% sure that Smith heems Jones in R1 (but don't tell anyone!)

Awkwardly quiet, the crowd at knows that they're just watching two midgets dance harmless

i smell funky

>still have a 'zen 'za I'll bake before lawler askren

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Neither does the hog 2bqh

His feet are disgusting.

why do they keep saying there's been 0 takedowns?
Didn't Stamann literally land one at the end of the 1st?

its probably because some of the mods/jannies use that meal replacement s0ilent and got all tranny butt hurt

manletweight fucking sucks

Hate those type of dogs

mikechandlermma
Tonight is an interesting night for me. I love all four men that are going to step into the cage in a few hours.
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Two I have known and considered brothers for over a decade. Two that I have become very close with and shed blood with over the last 5 years as teammates.
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Whatever happens tonight, I am proud of the men, leaders and shining light that they are in this sport.
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Godspeed gentlemen.
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>who cares
then go for street fights, they are even funnier, my man

Completely crazy ratchet ho who went full ghetto on the people filming her(who are scumbags to be fair)several times.

Why do they announce the height of manlet division fighters? Like they don't suffer enough.

boring

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I got some bad news, that's actually an old webm

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hnng this makes want a doggy

not getting dabbed on, but I'm high as fuck right now and Dom is actively trying to put me to sleep

hopefully some Resident Evil 2 will help

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you know they wear cups right?

still waiting for confirmation that this is not a jewfro and I'm on the hype train

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Blondes and cheeseburgers my dude

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

steaks you people wouldnt believe

this is one of the fights I wasn't really looking forward to but hoped it would surprise me

nope

Woodley's mom

NU-UFC SUCKS

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UFC really want Stamann to win this fight for some reason.

Perez was on his hands

You don't get to whine about anything on Yea Forums if you didn't know about a 2 year old word filter.

Not me, you mother fucker

No, it was denied.
20-18 perez

Based ref telling the guy who doesn't speak a lick of English that he can't grab the cage

You can slander those fat fucks all you won't, just don't offend their precious food. Makes sense

Please he looks like a Macedonian bust. Literal blonde Greek olympian god minus the excitement. Less lightning bolts of Zeus and more annoying squeeze of Scylla and Charybdis

Strongest head to arms ratio I've ever seen. Guy definitely trains at the library.

this fight should have been scrapped, Chito Vera's fight should have stayed on the card

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not every fighter can be the champ, dude
we dont need a dude to be a future champ to enjoy his fights

Poor Dan, doesn't even know where he is anymore ._.

They're 5'6" the eye test doesn't work with midgets. I was expecting more from Perez in this fight. Well done you can avoid bull rush takedowns shot with zero technique. Now fucking throw you coward.

/heem/inder to put all your money on Cirkunov by TKO. EZ money.

>UFC 235 predicitions
strawpoll.me/17534529

you're a basedboy desu senpai

You named your dog Mr Potato?

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kek

Big hog equals big cup, no?

fucking manlets and their pillow-strikes

>when old man Sanchez can still put on a better fight than these schmucks

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>staman has a record of 17-2
another can crusher exposed

Don't grab the cage.

RIGHT ON HIS FUCKING HEAD

Canadians are the cheeto stuffed crunchwraps from Taco Bell any good?

mexicans are the fattest on the planet

>spend 10 minutes trying to get a takedown
>get dumped on your head by a guy you said you were going to run through

lel.

If you looked at your phone or computer during this fight it means you're not allowed to complain about the closure of the flyweight division.

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING THIS
Tickets are expensive as fuck and this keeps happening

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>cheddar twisty jalapenos tacos
Fuck America is based,

annoying geometry on that burger

DIRECTLY

Are you gay

On closer inspection yeah Stamann is roided. Core not possible.

I’m gonna keep posting my doggo until someone gets mad

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Like two butterflies fluttering around the octagon

Why is I that I get the fucking check mark for solving the bullshit captcha but then it denies me?

>DECIDES TO START FIGHTING IN THE 3RD ROUND


LITERALLY WHAT DO YOU EXPECT DOING THIS YOU'LL ONLY WIN 1 ROUND AND LOSE THE FIGHT.
REEE PEREZ

>strawpoll.me/17534529
You misspelled "Smif"

It's a fro, but not a jewfro. Have you ever heard of a jew named Askren?

lmfao this. Literally a replay of lawler hendricks 1 where robbie is sitting against the fence all bummed out.

i think youre not understanding my posts, but ok, gn

fuck manlets, just jumping around like retards for 3 rounds.

1 night tournaments are back
twitter.com/shanknapp/status/1102022925090197504

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Ok, then I'm waiting for confirmation that greeks weren't ethnically jews, which is likely considering all the degeneracy and pedophilia going on at the time.
Then I'm totally on the funky train.

>What's next for you, Mickey?
>I WANT BJ PENN TO PUT ON 20LBS AND COME GET SOME
>TRIPLE CHAMP BY 2020 BABY WOOO

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Very Fedor-esque landing on the head,.

perez won

>womyn voice in korner

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No I was calling you... nvm
His name is yogi bear

My bad, thought he dropped him to his knees
he's winning the fight lad

lol fuck no, didn't know females posted on heem tbqh

Cody has an awful corner. They're all shouting different things.

>more people believe in Smith than in Lawler
I knew you all were retarded but I didn't know it was this severe

how could you get mad at this handsome boi?

>Finish with the high 2

Stop bringing height into it!

Im so mad that one faggot keeps posting his dog !!1

Do fighters even listen to that shit

>female corner.
Dropped desu

>MATT HUGHES, YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK

>zoomer fights

Good riddance to boring manlets

>paying to get yelled at by a woman in your corner

should've gone to eat something during this fight

imagine having a woman in your corner team

Not sure why people are acting like Stamann did anything in round 1, the only moment of the round was the big body punch by Perez.

At least it's distinct enough you can easily know which one to ignore.
Imagine Cyborg in your corner though.

Imagine calling out a decrepit veteran and then getting obliterated anyways. BJ Penn is probably the only fighter Gall could even beat.

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The ones with good corners do.

Fun fact:
There are two Cody's fighting on the card tonight

Cody Stamann and Cody Fagface Gartwat

>manlets
>woman coach

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If they really want the women's division to prosper they should unleash Hughes on them.

With the money he makes off his pod why does Joe even bother sitting through these whole cards?

HEEMED

As a former wrestler it's really hard to pay much actual attention to your corner when you're in the midst of things

I imagine it's even harder in MMA

They both have girls in their corner but the one in Stamann's isn't chunky like the one in Perez

>not having women in your corner

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You tell me!

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Fuck point fighting.

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Commentators literally ignored anything Perez did, Stamann confirmed for handpicked UFC hype.

Rogan's obviously bored

what a strange breakup

meh fight, Stamann won

Matt "The Pain Train" Hughes

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He enjoys the sport

you don't want to embarrass yourself in front of a woman
works in theory

Cause he enjoys watching fights???

Stamann is shit

It gives him a non-gay excuse to watch sweaty half naked muscle men hug each other

>not having your weeaboo wife in your corner

29-28 stamann

>based panty man

29-28 Steroidmann

well, he's an eagle's fan

Perez wins

Snooze fest

Reminder that Dan Hardy stayed retired with a heart condition so he didn’t have to face Mickey

He's said he just loves martial arts.

The virgin win-chaser
The chad defeat-accepter

*bald

>gets heemed by Lil Nog

Kek

LEGENDS FROM 1999 KILLING TOUR

Perez won rounds 1 and 3. Considering how bad Rogan and Cruz were hanging on Stamann's nuts he's Dana's guy for whatever reason. Didn't see anything from Stamann that shows me he can beat real competition.

wait, he's an Eagles fan?
Fuck that son of a bitch

that takedown would have stalemated 30 seconds earlier in a wrestling match, dom and rogan are absolute fucking morons

We all took the L on that one, lads.

now pillowfight

Is it just me or does he look kinda goofy?

He actually wants to get the fuck out on his recent podcast he talks about he almost quit last year but stayed cause the tomato convinced him (he never said that part) but I think we know who

29-28 pedro

anyone else think he looks like Kurt Angle?

His fighting style is idiotic. He evades a lot but never punish

Yeah... definitely some bias. Perez had the better strikes.

Where my 229ers at?

how does a yolked out boy like Cody not instantly gas out?

28-27

the only ones who lost was us

just realized havent heard trevor whitman or olivi's annoying asses butting in so far, hopefuly ESPN took the fucking hint that they offer nothing during the fights
noticed this as well

He's gonna beat Wonderboy

>i read all my philosophy from pOL

I keep seeing people pick Askren. It makes me think I'm one of only two people that have seen Askren/Santos and how shit Ben looked.

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>30-27

Nice fix you faggots.

le close decision faggot

In many ways bantamweights are slightly larger flyweights.

BULLSHIT

>30-27

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Judges got dumped on their heads too

>tfw we're the true losers

Amen

Tbh im not a hardcore fan by any means and i thought this was a featherweight fight cuz Stamann looks big

Perez got robbed

234er here

*sighs*

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Are we really going to act like bantamweight fighters are really as skilled as light heavyweights? They make so many mistakes in fights and get caught a lot more, but because they’re smaller the consequences are as well. I conclude therefore, that a decision at a higher weight class is worth more than a decision at lower weight class.

>30-27

fucking dogshit boring ass fight 2bh lads

>no interview
?

I could see either winning it but Perez had that last round , for sure

>Implying he won't get injured a week before the fight

Nice

cody won the 3rd round 1000% b

Not sure how that Cody soy_boy did anything remotely close to deserving of a unanimous win

No he didn't. However that 30-27 score is suspect.

TJ - Cejudo rematch at 135 will answer a lot of questions

They even said Stamann had a huge advantage in the significant strikes and then didn't show a single number for the whole fight, Perez was fucked from the moment he got into the cage if he couldn't finish him.

229er and proud. I love that Khabib guy, when's he fighting again?
>smesh

Wow, I thought they couldn't get those sanctioned

That's fucking awesome

>eagles fan
Might as well put him down

misha dies soon boisssss

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This. Obvious racism on display there.

Heavier fighters are less skilled.

good point actually
it seemed like a decent idea but that shit didn't work and was the same thing every card
people think Lawler is sort of past his prime now and won't really work hard to stuff the takedowns constantly, the pressure will be too much.

they both sucked tbfh

The only people posting shit in the thread during the actual fight are absolute retards, that's why thread goes to shit every time.

>actually supporting a spic sub-human

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Walker meme ends soon lads.

>OBVIOUS FIX FOR DANA'S BOY
i told you guys earlier this "17-2" fighter was a meme and surprise surprise, he gets a UD even though he lost 29-28.

fuck fed ex

>30-27
lol
this was pure racism

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Imagine if that also gets stopped early Tj but neck

When your fights suck so bad you apologise to everyone at home

only finishes get an interview, 234er

I dislike the midget weights because the fights are usually shit with the exception of top 5 bantambabies

quick someone post the pic of that retard flexing

I actually watched the fight while you mongs kept complaining and there's no way Perez won more than 1 round. He only won the last round and got outstruck in every other round.

damn...

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Are you ready?

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*objects*

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lmao imagine thinking those philosophies are somehow consistent or uniquely western hahahaha

The right man won, but that “fight” was pure manlet cancer

manlets need to go back to their pit
fuck wmma and fuck manlets

>entitled rich socialite with an mma hobby beats up and convicts a poor downtrodden man desperate to provide for his family

LAST CALL FOR THE JOHNNY WALKER TRAIN TO MR. BONE'S ASSHOLE

>Johnny Walker came out with his own whiskey

what a fag lol. copying Conor. Jones heems him

I fucking hate the ESPN banner

>meme cirkunov

hey it's that brazilan
um whats his name again?

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If Johnny Walker wins vis first round ko he gets a tittle shot

How does a hue end up with a name like Johnny Walker, sounds like a texan

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TIME FOR MEMES BOYS

I'm sticking with my boy Robbie still, however the RDA and Cowboy fights haven't filled me with confidence. Like Kamaru said the other day, I think people like Ben because he looks somewhat similar to them. Grandma body, I believe, was the quote.

requesting ace stream without ads

I really like this doggo.

Old New

Cirkunov looks legit retarded in that promo

NOW THE MAIN EVENT

LET'S FUCKING GO LADS

Nah bee

>over a decade younger
>gasses 90 seconds into the fight

cm punk just needed to get him in deep water

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Sanchez and Chiasson tko webm anyone? Pretty please i missed both fights due to my drunk cocaine addicted sister in law

Dude has a hog on him.

:3

Walker wins this, perhaps early

what ethnicity is this?

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Migrate

>get to see Johnny Walker fight twice in one month

What a time to be alive

If you win you’re going to cry yourself to sleep wishing you had bet a bit more than $5

Why even bother with that boringass fight.

this is johnnies 6th fight in a year
this dude is crazy

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Why not? Nearly the same thing happened with Jones, but he was sub in for rashad I think.

Your alright Australia

Cant wait for Walker vs Santos in a battle of meaty heem hues.

don't get worked he is stuffing

shut your mouth nigger, that's never how it's been

Latina with her hair put up.
I’m white though

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johnny walker is handsome

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Sapo is a legit scary 2 minute man There's a reason he faked being injured and quit after that and refused the rematch though. He knew Ben weathered the storm and it was over.

If Ben hasn't lost a step due to age he beats old man Robbie EASILY. Ben takes zero PEDs so at 35 maybe he has lost a step and Robbie can catch him. I hope we see Ben in trouble whatever happens. I don't want a 3 round wrestlefucking with robbieshakinghead.gif again.

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This card is awesome dough

>empty arena for based johnny walker

shame

his eyes are looking in different directions

jebote led, svrsit cu

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>latina
kek

HAHAAHAHAH

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>Johnny Walker
>Hue

HOPE WALKER DECISION'S THIS POLAK

If Ben gets to wrestle fuck position he’s actually pretty good at ending it quick

good lord, that ass!

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ummmm wat

it's Vegas, ppl will roll in for main card

that's a good thing, he sees both overhands coming at all times

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/funky since I can remember around collegiate

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Who is this? I think I've seen him on a wheaties box

>polak
what?

Wild

my dance when Ben win

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Imagine screenshotting and cutting a picture to post it without a comment while watching sports all alone, delusioned to think he's being connected with anonymous virgins and thinking he's contributing something to a discussion which isn't even really taking place.
Pathetic.

HEEEEEEEEEEM

WTF

astral

HEEEEEM

AAAANNNND it's over

Number 1 boy for life!

Oh shit I'm all aboard the Johnny Walker hype train

murdered

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

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We may be looking at a GOAT guys. I hope he doesnt screw it up with drugs and partying

Holy shit I looked away for 10 seconds and bam

>heem yourself during celebration chimpout

He doesnt even drink he said yesterday

chill out

Can Walker tag out for Smith in the title fight Smiths garbage.

I think he already did lmao

butt is a bit too big for her frame

new anderson

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Walker vs Gus next

>dislocated shoulder from celebrating
you'll learn today

ikr

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if john walker learns to dig his fingers into his opponents' eyes we could have a new champ

HEEM EVERYBODY EVEN MYSELF

*solves wrestling*

Jones calls him out after Smith

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how long until Jones - Corbin fight?

The LHW special lol Jones, DC and Gus all the eyepoke kings

30 minutes

solid 2 bongs i'd bet

>if I can survive myself..
Shit got too real within seconds..

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>I LOVE YOU MICKEY MOUSE
I know he's got momentum behind him, but you're a little desperate, aren't you Disney?

Chael, Bisping, and Megan, what a based panel

prophetic user

>guy beats you then hurts himself worse than you hurt him

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Our star studded panel team, consisting of 2 weight title contender, former middleweight champion and that bird that shags the non champion spic manlet

Walker vs Reyes would be a BANGER senpai

they want them both to grow but they might let them do it for a nice card