POLLOS (3-0) AND PONIES (1-2) 8PM EST
GO MORMINS
POLLOS (3-0) AND PONIES (1-2) 8PM EST
GO MORMINS
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>snow
>snowb owl
>comfy snow game
BASED. 'Pollos finna soar
Reminder that in the unlikely event of an Orlando...L*** (I can't even say it) the game will get an asterisk for the weather conditions
>snow game
Oh baby
Apollos finna abouta get booty blasted.
>puts every team in the south to avoid the winter cold
>it doesn’t work
Wow
Max comfy game
>Not having a dome when you live in shitty climate weather
Why is this allowed?
>SLC
>the south
>-2 yard drive
So this is the power of the #1 offense
Iron fan here
Gotta say playing in SLC in a snowbowl will lead to the stallions to actually win this game. Screencap this post
>running on 3rd and 20.
Pollos can't fly in the snow!
BOOTY.
BLASTED.
that's the power of mormons in the snow
>my Mormon gf is going to this shit school instead of the based Utes.
Wat do?
>empty stadium
Damn, I love watching snow games but it looks like it's a real crowd killer
Imagine losing to Memephis
>boat
that after play bump would've been a flag in the NFL
Is this the AAF's first snow game?
continue to give Oliver the balliver
They have celestial marriages for a reason, user.
The express would bootyblast both of these joke teams
Thought Applos were good.
yes
>He's never seen the kino that is snow sports
I pity you caribbean user
Brandon Oliver is the snowy stallion.
.500 is the most cerebral record to be at. Truly the thinking mans results.
A
Big
Gaping
Hole
C'mon, Apollos!
Yep, I'm gonna go play Fire Red. Enjoy your tainted win* cousinfuckers
Watch Kung Fu Panda again.
>Buttmad this early
>literally shittier emerald in kanto
fits, given your taste in teams
This is awesome but drawing like 200 fans to these games ain't gonna cut it
SNOWB OWL
Pokémon is a shit tier RPG regardless of generation.
He was STUFFED
>pollos confirmed for literal fairweather fan
I'm gonna relish seeing your semen slurping team getting BTFO by honest huwhite people
That was a good spot but fuck Orlando.
true chads go for it on every 4th down
>Pollos
>Built for the snow
Pick one
Destiny is a better RPG than any shitstain made by N*hon
Rule change: no punting within opponents territory
Lord Xeno can't save you from the mighty righteous bow of Apollo
It's snowing and night time.
looks chilly yet comfy
>go to sky cam
>ball is caught under the ticker
I HATE THIS SHIT SO MUCH WHY MUST THE PATRIOTS RUIN EVERYTHING
>all 30 fans
Y I K E S cant wait for the XFL to shit all over this amateur league
>Mpw the Stallchads hand the Pollos their first loss
Mad?
Go Apollos!
>XFlel
>t. Rogershill
Nice run.
Seems like it's a decent crowd considering the conditions. They're louder than Memepiss was.
Trump and XFL will shit all over this candyass league.
This game is way too comfy for it's own good.
Kinda pathetic they’re putting a mic next to the 50 fans to make it sound like there’s a crowd.
POINTS
yup
>xfl
With what players, ya simps.
These guys are locked up for 3 years. Please, I'm begging ya. Tell me I'm wrong
The sexpress will bootyblast both of these teams
wrong
gimmie a steam please
XFL is going to be scripted anyway so the talent won't matter.
what does trump have to do with the xfl?
These players are not locked into the contract if they want to leave but the AAF does provide job security for 3 years while the XFL only provides 1 year contracts which basically make it so you could be cut from any team.
just tuned in
why the fuck is it snowing?
Trump supports the NFL you retard.
Let me guess, you’re not gonna reply to this post because you just got absolutely BTFO. And if you do reply, it won’t be with a counterargument (since this point cannot be refuted), it’s gonna be some shitty meme that only serves to admit defeat. What you should do is reply with this statement:
>I am sorry, user. You are right, and I am wrong. I’ll try not to be so stupid next time.
Go on, i’m waiting
noice
Well it's raining but it's colder then 32 degrees so...
come on stallions this is your element
Because it’s below freezing and precipitating.
For maximum comfy
because it's march in utah
Why isn't the guy name Adonis on the Apollos?
Fly on little plane fly on
he's bros with vince
its utah
Ice/snow melts at 32° user
It should be raining
>"Well, shit"
He doesn’t suport the kneelers and he and Vince are bros
>At home patches on pony jerseys
At least the league is finding new sponsors. Though I was expecting to see Zions Bank patches.
>its snowing. you like that?
>yeah bro
Nah.
Who dis
Except before the superbowl he publicly said that he supports the patriots (NFL) and that he was going to watch the superbowl (NFL) and invite the winners (NFL) to dinner.
Me: 2
Retards: 0
I’m still waiting on that apology
>this flight attendant made 1 million on the side last year whoring her body out
The sexpress are gonna run the league one day
I am sorry, user. You are right, and I am wrong. I’ll try not to be so stupid next time.
MISS
THIS
KICK
>Woodbum
Just a joke, bud. His friends with Vince.
all tied
woo hoo tie game
Do you know what wet snow is?
Seahawks would bootyblast both these shit teams
>the city of you
I fucked up, guys. I accidentally gave my eevee a firestone and now I have to grind 4000 coins at the game corner for the flamethrower TM
I wanted a vaporeon ;_;
Can one not support multiple leagues?
Pokémon is a game for children.
>flamethrower on flareon
That’s a big yikes
Good luck bro
Literally no other viable fire moves
>Fleet have fleet girls
>Express have flight attendants
>Ponies have horse girls
>Pollos have greek girls
>Kangs and hood rats
What does Iron even have?
Why would players leave for the same money but no benefits or direct routes to the nfl. By all known reports, 75,000 seems like it will be standard for the xfl sans quarterbacks
For me, its THE Orlando Apollos
Not sure some chick on the aeroflot calendar I think it's Russian
Challenge that shit, nigga.
Not competing leagues
F
I'd fly her if you know what i mean
Kangz have queens, you fucking retard
WRPG > JRPG
Based Second effort
That’s why flareon is a shitmon. Play games after the physical/special split faggot.
Seething Atlanta fag.
Just breed another Eevee you dummy.
Good God
I'm digging all these 4th down attempts
why are my ponies blowing it in the snow?
I don’t.
Next year imagine the aaf chads vs the xfl virgins
>not having a ditto for infinite eevees.
Go to the safari zone already, ya simp
Sounds like he’s playing gen 1
This snow...
Pollos moving the ball. Give the God squad your power
Fire red is after the split
It's fire red, I can't breed until postgame
Snow isn't doing shit to Orlando.
He said he was playing Fire Red earlier.
What if the turbine started guys?
>not leaf green
That's what you get for playing the shit version, retard.
winning
She should probably get down from there
Fucking refball
Isn't it obvious? Their cousins.
FIELD GOAL BOWL
Vulcan
Check out all those Easter eggs on the app
I love defensive battles
Based snow field goal owl
The XFL won't have all these Easter Eggs.
>flag thrown 10 seconds after the play
The check has been cashed, bog
user could I get some roasted nuts please?
metal
Realistically how long will it take for the NFL to remove kickoffs and XPs?
What does she taste like?
6 years
Ahaha it hit him in the head.
2 years
BLACK FAMILY GOOD
WHITE MAN BAD
use the run game in the snow utah...
Don't you wish you could still go to airport terminals with out a ticket, and pick up flight attendants
Do you think she goes to the locker rooms after the game and gives the MVP a congratulatory handy haha
THICC
>tfw you like kickoff returns but rule changes made them irrelevant
>fire red is after the split
It literally isn’t. Split was D/P
That's what tinder is for
>Have weather advantage against Florida team
>Still losing
GG Ponies
>feminazis got upset over THIS advertisement
I thought it was gen 3
>horsefuckers finally getting called for their dirty hits
Booked
If you go to the summary and check moves you won’t see the ripple or explosion denoting special/physical on each move.
>moist and hard
guys I think my ponies need to get johnny football to save the season
get STUFFED you wankers
san antonio will get first dibs on him
>passengers of the Memphis Express we're expecting a rough landing and urge passengers to grab ahold of their nearest floatation device
>DONT GIVE A FUCK
AAF players STILL can't catch a punt.
HOOF HANDS
probably
two minute drill pls
Those stallion light jackets are sick
Oh, hey AAF! You didn't think you could forget about me, did you?
What's she gonna do with that horse, Yea Forums?
Halftime Faptime
You know what to do.
>no POC
ummm problematic much?
now if only they didn't play like they were sick
I like the black one the pollos coach is wearing
Manziel went to TA&M, so San Antonio has first dibs to sing him.
I would rather not have that wreck of a person blight yet another team I support.
horse girl things I suppose
HORSES HORSES HORSES
I dunno
WE GONNA COME BACK AND WIN
w-what is she drinking?
based
protein
Some kind of protein drink, I guess.
jamal's cum
RIDE STALLIONS, RIDE
You are very wrong. Horse girls are notoriously racist.
>high football IQ
APOLLOS QB GILBERT AFTER THE GAME
He's already superman, though
SO WAS CHRISTOPHER REEVE
Reminder there's no way he can wipe properly.
>cleaning the field at halftime
Salt Lake is bitch made
This. Absolutely pathetic. If you're a northern team then snow should be to your advantage.
Imagine losing to memepiss lads
Imagine being a floater and losing to the piss
Just imagine. The. Smell.
its a real bummer
Thanks to the snow I actually forgot that they had the Utes branding on their field. I wouldn't have wanted to clear it.
Based Mettenmemer molested the fleet like he did that girl back at Jawja
at least they had fun making wavy lines
>these wavy lines
Story?
MMM SEAWEED SNACKS
S E A W E E D
N
A
C
K
S
>it's a good thing to constantly relocate your children, ensuring they will never develop any friends, while you fight and die at israel's whim
DOINK
t. faggot leftist
I'm a literal Nazi though.
>durr flamethrower on flareon no is gud
>literally just swept Erika's entire gym using nothing but flamethrower
>and took 0 (zero) damage
cringe
>nazi
>national socialist
One and the same and both deserve the rope
imagine acting like it was actually Memphis as a whole that was bad
spoiler: it was always Hackenturd.
SO FUCKING CLOSE
>nadsees were left wing
>Nort korea is a democratic republic, too
phew. thx refs.
Press D to dab on Salt Lake
TOUCHDOWN! Go Apollos!
Im glad Singletary got a win finally. Kinda felt bad for that likable nigger, being held down by the white man 'berger and his terrible arm and all
I wonder if he dropped his pants as halftime to get the team to turn it around (he literally did this in the nfl as a head coach if you didnt know)
BASED FUCKING GARRETT GILBERT
>BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS MLADY
Also go aPollos!
FUCK
Which NFL team should get him?
Weak flag
Still don't understand why the HB Pass play went out of style in the NFL
Damn and to think he could of save his college career just by writing a reminder on his hand
Gnats
Browns
Fuck the Asspollos
The Nazis had literally the modern progressive platform.
>ban smoking
>ban animal "cruelty"
>for abortion on demand
>against gun ownership
>politics and party membership in literally every facet of life
>beating political opponents in the streets
But yeah, if that isn't you today you are the Nazi.
Ponies woke the fuck up. Pollos are done.
>things that were never said
K.
Don't infest this thread with /pol/shit
>mass genocide of 6,000,000+ is a good thing
>this is progressive
Dolphins, Giants, Jests and Buccs have first dibs on any Apollos player.
Either of those teams. Most likely Dolphins.
Redskins will get him
sounds pretty based. (((conservatves))) get the rope, too
I legitimately think this league is going to develop some good players that wouldn't have developed otherwise.
He ended up playing at LSU which was better than riding the bench behind Murray.
Rights are only one way, user.
You are greentexting me like that isn't something progressives think.
God I can't wait for the XFL to shit all over this """""""league"""""""
Have fun with your scripted games with 3rd tier talent.
They both ways lad what type of one sided Alliance is that?
Go pwnies
>picked up Rex Grossman several years ago
>they'll pick up his reincarnated version
nice
No it isn’t.
RIIIIIIDE POOOOOOOOONIES RIIIIIIIIIDE
E L B A N O
L
B
A
N
O
Bros why dont the stallions play on boise state's blue field?
STALLIONS ON STAMPEDE
PONIES
>PONIES
PONIES
>PONIES
PONIES
>PONIES
PONIES
>PONIES
PONIES
>PONIES
TIME TO TOPPLE THESE WARM WEATHER BASTARDS
Because Idaho isn’t in salt lake
You better score again next drive you fucks
GO TOILET
Prove it.
Ah shit, moved to the big leagues, boys.
>idahoe
>utaw
One and the same
We need to consolidate some states, tbqh.
North Dakota + South Dakota
West Virginia + Virginia
Idaho + Montana + Wyoming
wake up ponies
Fuck off, retard.
No
>remove like 8 red senators
I’m for it.
Spergier will be hobbling up the score in no time
I'd be cool with new mexico/oklahoma/lousiana all joining texas and becoming it's own country once the big government socialists take over again.
We'll call it New Texlohoma
Christ that interview attempt
Louisiana is kind of a liability tbqh. Our 30% black population wouldn’t take kindly to losing them benefits.
Nice demographics you got in that new country of yours.
>implying Texas wouldn't try to get rid of East Texas, let alone picking up Louisiana
THEYRE BANISHED FROM THE LAND
WE'LL LEAD US TO KIIIIIIIIINGSS-ZAH
(we'll lead us to kangs)
>mormons in charge of playing defense
Ponies are choking. Everyone is wide fucking open.
THAT'S HOW WE DO
MY APOLLOS
T O U C H D O W N
G O D
S Q U A D
We got a ballgame boys
our defense is terrible
JUST GIVE US THE TROPHY ALREADY
Just give Apollos the championship already.
NO NO NO! WE CANT LET THEM GO UNDEFEATED!
Let’s go boys
Yup, Spergier hobbling up the score. Second half team.
off to the glue factory
really need a td here
POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS POLLOS
Awful OL play
>Leave the Apollos to me
THE APOLLO AND IRON GAME IS GOING TO BE ON TNT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Apollos vs Browns, who would win?????
>ALLLLL BYYYYYY MYYYYYYSEELLLLFF
Feel kinda bad for the guy who has to keep repainting the orange line over all this snow
What am I looking at here?
XFL on Suicide Watch
The Browns won 7 games. Now, Apollos versus the Bengals? That's a better question.
I'm sure he gets paid well
Ok this is epic
>that leg
She looks like she fucks black dudes.
make the stop
I agree, she does looks like a white woman.
Anybody else /comfy/ as fuck
>cold outside
>warm inside
>football (snow) game on
>nba on
>golf highlighs on
>homemade chicken soup on stove
>house smells like chicken sex
>playing breath of the wild on my switch in a big comfy recliner
here
have the ponies noticed that this is a two possession game yet?
>chicken sex
Yeah, drinking some beers and playing some Madden while streaming the game. Not cold out though.
>nba
Nah
gotta go deep
Pollos vs Iron next week should be really good
I mean "onside kicks" are easy as fuck. Just get a play over 13 yards.
They can kick a FG here, onside it and then try for a TD.
Dude, just get 13 yards.
S A C K E D . C O M
Literally just throw the ball it’s not hard
I always forget that Atlanta's team is called the Legends and not the Kangz.
Pones are the most overrated team in the league. They're on the same tier as Memepiss.
>smoker
Cringe and cancerpilled
>playing Fuck You
How can you be this salty over minor league football?
Gilbert is legit going to end up starting in the NFL isn't he?
damn pony bros we suck
hopefully for my dolphins
>hes never made homemade chicken broth into homemade chicken soup and topped it with a fried egg and then stuck his dick in it
4-0! Undefeated Shitposting!
Redskins need him
i'd rather we sign tyrod so we can tank while pretending we're not tanking
I already root for the Lions. I don't want to root for the Lions of the AAF. Do I jump ship from the Stallions or stay and continue to suffer.
>Spurrier coaching at Legion Field next week
man I never thought I'd see that again
Irons vs Apollos next week, it may as well be the Championship Game
Imagine not being undefeated LOL
If you jump ship, you're a bigger loser than you already are.
Stay and persist
can't aaf players only sign with an nfl affiliate of the aaf team they play for?
I believe the affiliated NFL team gets first pick, but if they don't need/want them they are open to join any other NFL team they can.
I thought the affiliation aspect only applied to player entering the AAF, not leaving.
My understanding is that it's a two-way street, this way the affiliated NFL teams stand to benefit as well.
>I believe the affiliated NFL team gets first pick
how do they do that tho bc each aaf team has 4 affiliates? is it just who shows interest in the player first is the one he signs with?
Apollos!
I'm not sure how it's arbitrated if multiple affiliates show interest in the same player, I'd imagine it would be up to the player at that point. I guess someone could ask on twitter.
Memphis is good.
How is one man so amazing?
This league needs a 3 point conversion. Could have seen SLC do a nut play to send it into overtime, but instead, the game was already over and just waiting for the clock to strike zero.
D A G O D Z
Fuck off with your rule autism, you literally never stop.
What was score? Just woke up.
Apollos won 20-11
It made the game out of hand. I predicted having the PAT being only a 2pt attempt would eventually lead to a game like this. The XFL had this problem in 2001. It's why they added a 2 and 3 point attempt. Should have had an exciting finish to this game, but we didn't.
I think you missed the point on why the XFL has issues.
Also I think that we wouldn't of had a game like the Memphis comeback agianst San Diego yesterday.
Also Salt lake was the only one who let the game get out of hand, they were 11-14 but they let the Apollos score anyway.
Also we already have a 3 point attempt, it's called a Field Goal.
I’m talking about having a second option for PAT. The 2001 XFL had the same problem until the playoffs. They required a two yard conversion worth one point and had no recoarse if you missed it. A 6-7 game could turn into a 13-14 game and it could keep going up. It made games defensive dominated. A three point conversion was implemented in the playoffs because the regular season had only two great games (san Francisco vs LA) and (Chicago vs LA in overtime)
The AAF needs a 3 point attemp to make games like Orlando vs Salt Lake more interesting. Having any amount of time left in the fourth Quarter should have made it possible to score and tie, but we didn’t get to see that. Spring football will only last if the games are good and close.
But it was a good game when it was 14-11 but SLC blew it. The Apollos are simply a better team and they played better with the elements as well.
Teams are really shakey now and there's obviously going to be some teams which are simply better then others and what makes a good game a good game isn't if there's 2 or 3 point conversions but the competition is fierce till the clock hits 0 in the 4th QT. IDK how basically adding a 3 point extra points after the fact would of made the game more interesting? I think what would of been more interesting would of been SLC scoring when it was 14-11 and going 14-17(19) and having the undefeated Apollos fighting back to defend their status of undefeated.
Again IDK why those rule changes would make the game any better when it's onpart of the teams themselves to make the games good. I mean if we had 3 point conversions, then we would be looking at a 23-14 game which is... well it's still looks like an average game. Nothing too special behind that.
Plus Salt lake could of... you know, scored a FG and made it 14-14 but they COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT! Blame Salt Lake Stallions for the quality of the game, not the game itself becuase it's not like the game stopped them from going up the field and scoring a TD/FG and making the game closer till the end.
Why are you arguing with a trip?
They could add a 4 point fg as well, nfl Europe had it. The problem ultimately is the 8 point scoring makes OT difficult to achieve. It hurts the possibility of great finishes. Which I think are needed for spring football to be popular enough to survive. Yes, Salt Lake list the game fair and square, the 9 point lead at the end is what is concerning. The scoring rules make the league susceptible to games that get timed out as this one did. Not a good fit for the small home crowd to see and leave early. Having a three point PAT.or four point field goal could mitigate the risk to the league.
But also, what hurts them was repeating a lesson learned from 2001’s XFL:
Having teams in small metro areas will not be well attended because the population of those locations isn’t sufficient enough for fans to attend that event consistently. This is why their best attendance is in San Antonio, it’s in a state that loves football. But San Antonio’s metro area isn’t large enough to produce a sell out, and this is also ignoring how big of a pain in the ass that the Alamodome is to attend.