Official UFC 235 Thread

Main card (PPV at 10 p.m. ET)

Jon Jones vs. Anthony Smith
Tyron Woodley vs. Kamaru Usman
Robbie Lawler vs. Ben Askren
Tecia Torres vs. Weili Zhang
Cody Garbrandt vs. Pedro Munhoz

Undercard (ESPN at 8 p.m. ET)

Jeremy Stephens vs. Zabit Magomedsharipov
Misha Cirkunov vs. Johnny Walker
Cody Stamann vs. Alejandro Perez
Diego Sanchez vs. Mickey Gall

Undercard (UFC Fight Pass now)

Edmen Shahbazyan vs. Charles Byrd
Macy Chiasson def Gina Mazany via rd 1 SHEEM
Hannah Cifers def. Polyana Viana via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)

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BASED T-Dog

It's His turn.

>post yfw smith wins

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how would she do in WMMA?

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I came from the future, Smith is currently in the clinch with jones

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I want your streams all over me

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>major social anxiety
>speech impediment
>cage fighting waifu
is there a more KINO combination?

Sauce

>Big tits
>Big ass
>Doesn't annoy me

damn that was cute

admit it, Hannah Cifers is kind of sweet and hot even though she doesn't know what to say and is super quiet

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Getting comfy with a bottle of onions. :3

I HAVE ONE QUESTION DANA
IM ANTHONY SMITH
AND I WANT
A TITLE SHOT

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Let's not remember that not everybody can be as good on the mic as Colby

alright I'm up, let the banging commence

smith is going to get fucked up isn't he

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uhhhhh my goal is to motivate and inspirate the youth

>UFC 235 predicitions
strawpoll.me/17534529

Does this film holds up? I wanna watch it again but I'm afraid to find it unfunny now.

its amazing

Is it me or does that black card girl look like Wallace

>BLEACHED

noice

Can't find any neet/links, just let me die anons I'm missing everything

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OHHHH NO NO NO THE STATE OF BLACK """""MEN"""""

Strong European Kang demolishes bl*ck savanna ape.

>complete nobody wants to be on the podcast

how new are you?

ur american bro just turn on the tv lmao

>A joke?!

lol Flustered Olivi.

>He is certainly a bresh

LOL

Anyone have a WebM of the last fight? I made myself a drink and by the time I sat down it was already over.

You. Just. Know.

vipleague.lc/1-ufc-235-exclusive-fight-pass-prelims-live-streaming

Actually I just checked and it's on the official UFC twitter. Just FYI if anyone else is looking for it or wants to watch it again.

Anyone know if its rude to tip in quarters? Just ordered some food to watch 235 and I have some extra change I'd like to use as a tip

Bailey Bae hermano

Tell them they have to take it, it's legal tender. Then slam the door closed.

My boy Edmen coming in hot. Good thing the middle weight division sucks right now and he'll definitely be champ by the time he's 30. Mousasi didn't get to be the first Armenian champion but Edmen can definitely be the one

I like to leave shitty fights on mute and listen to an album while watching the fight, does anyone does this too?

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WTF is joe thinking with those slick silk button ups with the 70s collars.

Must be the italian mutt in him.

never mind lol just remembered that I payed the tip online

>You practice that in the hotel room?

Kek

>paying tips
>main events @ 10pm
Jeez, you must hate yourself

THIS IS AN AFRICAN GENERAL!

No but now I'm going to since you gave me the idea. Don't feel like hearing Joe and Jon Anik talk about random shit. If Cruz was the only guy there I'd listen to his commentary.

Just some taco bell bro, nothing big. I'll cook some hash brown with eggs during the women's fight in the main event

Zabit heems Holloway

Can we just start the fights already? Getting VERY bored over here

yeah, they can be entertaining, but listening to them trying to find something to talk about in boring fights is painful hahah

>find ends with a finish in the first round
>25 minutes of nothing follow
Every time.

almost time lads. prep your crevice because johnny is coming

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Pls win Cirkunov. I don't want to watch you get BTFO'd in the 1st again.

y'all mirin?

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What is this pose called?

What is this creature?

Finna bouta watch Diego get tapped.

Reddit.com/r/mmastreams always has a ton of great streams up.

Fat fuck

That's a big yikes from me taco bell is instant shits

I made home made nachos bell grande

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Symmetry like a beast.

So this is the power of ESPN

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You're a piece of shit.

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Ran 2.5 miles today boyo and gonna do the same tomorrow.
Bulked a little this winter but now I'm back to normal weight.
Stay mad nerd.

I hope Mickey KO's him with a galloping CM Punk punch in the opening seconds.

i would pay good money to see Luke rockhold have a go at that.. mmmmmmmm

You can't polish a turd but you tried.

i use this pic as tranny bait

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the mantis rapist

kek

>college basketball

I had a couple rattlesnake fries burrito's for lunch today. Delectable.

Let's go Diego

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fuck espn, jesus

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it's actually a joke, just suggests they really don't give a shit about UFC

Smith is going to get murdered.

How much does the Croatian government pay him to post black girls all over Yea Forums?

Wow fuck Directv I had to call them to order the ppv like it's fucking 1995.

The age of Bones is over. The time of the Smif has come.

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Looking good boyo. Like the presentation and the chopped scallions on top. Would look even better if the plate was smaller or the portion was bigger

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To the user asking to see my tv

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I mean, she can’t be much worse than actual fighters...

>actual 3rd world children

>based Czech user

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She would accidentally brush his chin at some point and heem him.

You see the beer cups, a lot of venues put the UFC poster onto the cups, but a lot don't bother and just get the clear plastic cups. It really annoys me.

>hope to start
lmao

Hannah Cifers GOAT

Nice doggo. Is that a rugby ball?

I love UNC and I want this shit to wrap up...

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wtf, diego is canadian now?

>heems Jones
>Dies during the riot that ensues

The first CM Punk fight was so bad that they don't even use it as highlight footage for Gall. lel

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Basketball doesnt seem very fun to watch

>Basketball

Rooting for him but don't know if I should because apparently he's a scumbag.

No. It’s a real mans football. Signed by the eagles roster of 2004 when they went to the Super Bowl. I’m from philly

Is that a 70"?

nowhere near as kino

What the fuck is going on

where the fuck are you watching it

FUCK BASKETBALL

name?

I wanna scratch his beard like a big cat :3

WMMA > niggerball

this game's gonna go into ot and run for another 40 fuckin minutes
I HATE YOU ESPN!!!

Living in an Amish paradise

This is truly the worst sport

>those two caveman manlets behind him
What the fuggg...

it is still kino

>2023
just end my life, we will be cucked like this for a long time

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>it was 39 seconds left 5 minutes ago

it's not even a sport desu

He looks like he just woke up, put on a jacket, walked down his mountain, and showed up at the arena.

reminder that the fans of the dagestanis are redditors who migrated to /pol/ in 2016

Cool. Now that I look at it closely I can see that its more pointy. The colour made me think it was a rugby ball

I WANT TO WATCH HEEMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aren't there at least 5 different versions of ESPN they could be playing them on?

lol I hope this game goes to OT. Lets go Clemson!

>no sound system

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wake me up when Gall is fighting

Is there live coverage of UFC ANYWHERE right now?

>rogan sucking black fighter cock as usual

He's fighting next

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lol yes, ESN has skateboarding, ESPN2 and ESPNU have college bball.

looking badass without doing anything

HOLY SHIT IS MIKE GOLDBERG BACK?

I LOVE APEHOOP

What’s the best dog breed to give lickies?

more doggo pics please

Basketball is a terrible sport

holy fuck I'm hyped bros, I'm gunna fucking NUTTTTT

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Let's see your TV, slavshit

It’s an autograph ball that’s why it’s white. Thanks for subscribing

He married a woman who he knew had fucked a nigger and raised the daughter as his own..

He's a well known cuck in the LA comedy scene.

*nudges*

Gracias hermano

THIS FUCKING BASKETBALL GAME IS GOING AS LONG AS POSSIBLE ON FUCKING PURPOSE

FUCK

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Do people honestly watch college basketball? Seeing it mentioned in a UFC event isn't gonna convince me to watch it

>high fight IQ

Bet on Diego Sanchez

hnnng do it right on Spain’s face

Anyone else hating the new espn music?

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that's really hot

I bet he's a good boy (or girl)

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I thought both daughters were his?

This is why you need dark prelims

Come on man, it's America. Of course young niggers throwing a ball through a hoop 100 times is more important than people fighting

Meet Yogi Bear
Rottie German Shepard mut
Le 56% American dog LmFaO

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what the hell is ESPN doing right now

lamborghini doors on the escalade

We don't talk like this on /heem/

he has 2 white daughters, and a half black step daughter.

(his wife was previously with a nigger who died)

Just got here.
So what#s happening? UFC is delayed because apehoop went to overtime?

Is there any source to this? I know that Joe is pretty beta but is this story true? Yesterday i watch 1 minute of his podcast and he's talking about black dudes having bigger dicks so I just turned it off

its literally the first thing you learn here
enjoy the event

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LET'S GO DIEGO

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oof

>No time to waste
>Already wasted 10 minutes

damn this mf is photogenic af, he knows he's a handsome boy.

hes a piece of shit, dagestani lincoln has to win

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>Rottie German Shepard
gross

Diego time

here we go

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I knew this shit was gonna happen, the moment they announced the espn contract I knew we were gonna be watching apehoop wondering if the fights are on

JUST BLEEEEEEED

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>nigger who died
every cloud has a silver lining

worked

really cute doggo

fuuuuuuuuuck

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OH MICKEY YOU SO FINE OH MICKEY YOU SO FINE OH MICKEY YOU SO FINE OH MICKEY YOU SO FINE OH MICKEY YOU SO FINE OH MICKEY YOU SO FINE OH MICKEY YOU SO FINE

Nobody watches aside from groids and zoomers until they learn it's fake. It's atrocious the amount of coverage it gets, but its only competitor right now is hockey which is still pretty niche

Google search jessica rogan, that's his step-daughter

meme walkout

Mickey is the ultimate Chad.

cm punk had more chance to beat gall than gall has to beat diego sanchez

Absolutely cringe

>tfw its 8pm and i still have a massive hangover

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HEY MICKEY

>two walkout songs
Should only be for main eventers

HEY MICKEY

looks like roids are back on the menu boys.

OH MICKEY YOU SO FINE

mickey gall was always cool

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Lets go Mickey!

HERE WE GO BOYS

literally looks like a monkey-man

post ur bets

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>pls don't do this to me

I worry for Diego

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Yeah, but you know what, he’s 12 with hip dysplacia and is in his last days. And he’s the best boy I could ever ask for.
Just took my steaks off the grill

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Cm Punk is reportedly in the building right now

bookies absolutely ADORE him

I'm the ultimate Mickey though

based gaul

Widow pussy is prime pussy. Only high Testiq men know this.

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diego getting heemed in the first

The ko double is great odds britfags

Magomedsharipov will win inshallah.

Congrats but where’s the imitation beef

>Wooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaa
>ooooooooooooooooaaaaaaooooooooooooooooo

Yes.

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>they changed it because of Dana

What a faggot.

>TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

BASED DIEGO

LETS GO

YES

YES

YES

OH MICKEY YOU"RE SO PRETTY

More water buddeh

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

Goodnight Diego. Should've retired with the Marcin Held fight. Truly astounding that people have money on Diego.

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diego coming out to turn down for what kek

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>going hard the night before a big PPV

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Might as well have a drink. Just don't make it too much of a habit user, we don't want you to lose yourself.

Is it qeer I don't want to watch Diego Sanchez die?

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meh
im only mirin the doggo
cute pupper

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DIEGO'S THEME IS GOAT

diego is so based

Checked. I sure hope so

Diego was heemed 10 years ago
He just hasn't realized it yet

Diego might get heem'd in 10 secs or win a decision

Ya just never know with this guy

is this the most kino walkout entrance of all time?

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HOLY BASED

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

Forgot pic

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No. It's racist and problematic

Diego Sanchez is a fake crazy guy.

serbs are not slavs, they are turk mutts

lanklet mickey gall unironically thinks he can overpower energizer beast diego sanchez on the ground

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

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If you look up "savage" in the dictionary there's a picture of Jake Paul

Diego “death before arms down” Sanchez

DIEGOO

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gall lost to a journeyman

LISTEN UP YOU FAGGOTS. I've been watching mma for the better part of 10 years and using 4chins for an equal amount of time. I have NEVER been to this board in my fucking life. I have one question for you all
>what the fuck does heem mean?

Mickey Gall is a brown belt, but he's better at jiu jitsu than most jiu jitsu black belts in the UFC. This sport must be confusing to trainlets.

good walkout songs

TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS TURN DOWN FOR ADS

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

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Based jake paulers in /heem/

Worst episodes ever

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Anyone else feel shitty UFC are blatantly feeding diego to prospects now?


Giving him brain damage to launch other fighters careers.. At least journeymen in boxing fold after the first few decent punches they get hit with and stay down for the 10 count.

In mma journeymen get fucking BTFO.

He's got that look in his eyes

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>stream cuts to ad as fight is about to start


Fuck off

2 legends

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blow me froglet

>Back in 30 seconds...

Thanks he’s a great companion

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Sanchez has love handles mayne

It says its his wife. I found this article though. Is this the chick you're talking about? She's pretty hot. I would only raise her if I got to fuck her
sportsgossip.com/mma/meet-joe-rogans-black-step-daughter-kayja-rose

>guy does picks a week before the event

not ready to watch mickey kill diego desu

Le mma fighter lad look, muh just bleed

It's time for this breed of fighter to die out. Mickey will finish this goof.

fuck this shit, i live in a small town in germany. no store is delivering food at this time. when will i ever enjoy fights with proper warm food :(

Most fighters get their black belts from mcdojos. Like Conor Mcgregor.

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shades of tarkovsky

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how do i get a gf?

15 WHOLE MINUTES BEFORE WE SEE A FECKIN FIGHT

THIS HAS TO STOP

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Lmao imagine tipping fast food workers

you might be surprised

Why do they always have around giganigs as bouncers and cutmen to mog the fighters before the fight

Hug Everyone, Especially Me

matechecked

so what? marrying a widow is a good deed.

HOLY FUCKING BASED

Last time he fought a top 10 guy he got brutally heem'd

Nice dog, user

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Kek

In a show full of weird things, it was strangely soap opera normal. Like an oasis of TV "sanity."

>diego powering up off of Buffer's energy

B A S E D

yeah that's her, im sure if you search joe rogan stepdaughter or some shit you'll find more.


He keeps it well hidden.

do you not have an oven or stove

post the interior so we can see how overcooked they are

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>Advertisements between the walkout and the fight

REEEEE ESPN

get a gf and have her cook for you

Can niggas with fast streams stop spoiling shit? Thanks

gall is getting flushed just watch

for me its sanchez vs guida

ANOTHER 30 SECOND FIGHT

gosh I miss this show so much

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>YES!
>YES!
>YES!
>YES!

Only having the one beer tonight lads, some of us need limitations. Might have to open it already though lads, pray for Diego.

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his last fight was Matt Brown

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JESUS FIRST JESUS FIRST JESUS FIRST JESUS FIRST JESUS FIRST JESUS FIRST

for a cuckold

Marc goddard is the best referee in MMA right now, and it's not up for debate.

Diego's punches look so slow

goddamn diego is autistic.

I think Diego might be too much high energy and experience for mickey. The longer the fight goes I favor diego actually.

The damn gall of this kid

He looks sweet. I miss having doggos. Always had them growing up, but my building doesn’t allow pets, so they stayed with me mum. Dogs are the best.

Gall will gas

I thought Gall could make 155 when he fought Sage.

Mickey already gassed out

Gall was literally just swinging wildly that whole time wtf

Sanchez KOs him after Gall gasses himself

Deigo looks like a midget out there

Gall is gonna gas so fast.

If you look closely you'll see Gall has a good few inches height advantage.

Mickey Gall unironically said he could be a 3 division champ this week.

What substance is Diego fighting in? Gelatin?

Oh god the woo-ing

That fight was at 170

>he will let guys beat him up to wear them out
lmao

what is her legacy in mma?

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Nah m8 once a coal burner always a coal burner. You can't marry a woman who makes such unscrupulous decisions. Maybe take them on as a concubine at most.

>implying i can cook
user this is /heem/, not /lgbt/

shes asleep

why do americans woo?

Gall slightly better than White.

lol diego's just gonna wrestle this fag

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Rick Flair in the audience

*knees ur asshole*
nothin personnel, micky

Yeah I think so too

Cruz has called diego daniel twice now

He is fighting through the sins of the non believers

She traded being known for being unknown.

RIC FLAIR MOTHER FUCKER

sanchez is a fucking wizard on the ground. no chance retard gall can sub him,

Gaul looks nervous

Mommy MILKIES

>those elbows to the body
fuckin nasty!

reminder gall's a gracie black belt and a serious SERIOUS jits player.

Gall is bad.

Being the undisputed GOAT fightfu.

White slightly better than dogshit

Diego feeding Gall his cock, this is over.

gall gassed in 60 seconds hahahahaha people here actually bet on him

DIEEEGOOOO

Does he have any BJJ tournament experience?

this looks too homosexual for comfort

Is Gall capable of following the rules?

punk wins the rematch

Funny how this fight is literally a role reversal from when Mickey fought CM Punk

>this guy beat cm punk

NACHA BOY RANDY SAVAGING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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12 to 6 elbows HAVE to be legal, its so stupid to see fighters limited..

look how relaxed diego was getting up and going to his corner

do it once, as loud as you can, feels good man, especially when you're somewhere where you'll hear the echo

Gall friends BTFO

The woman who got destroyed by Roidborg

Diego with a pure brapp attack at the end of that round

Based Diego getting him in the mating press

>Do people honestly watch college basketball?
closeted shut in

Gall looks pretty good but sanchez is too sticky for him to handle

/our guy/

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BASED SANCHEZ


Also who do you guys give that round to? Sanchez wrestlefucked him hard but he didn't manage to land a lot. I want to give him the round but think Mickey did more damage

10-9 Sanchez, possible 10-8

Lmao Gall is flushed

>MICKEY GALL
U BETTER PRAY HE WINS OR HE'S GETTING DECISION'D BY DIEGO KEK.

Based on what I'm seeing here CM Punk wins the rematch

Stamina is such a huge factor in any# of rounds bout its crazy, if I was a fighter I'd be jogging every day.

joe rogan has more biological children than either of you ever will. you're not even cucks, you are sexless worms who will never reproduce.

Who the fuck keeps uncovered sandwiches in a fridge?

Diego should have just gone donkey kong on his face a few times there. Control doesn't mean shit if you don't do any damage.

American adverts are so lame.

CM Phil was literally a guy who got off his couch and wanted to do MMA.

Are you implying that Punk could have won?

yea Gall is fucked

>he doesn't know

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Now that's a BOLD statement

just imagine how bad cm punk is

45 year old house mom next to me at the bar is yelling
> OH LOOK AT HIM GETTING TALL YEAH
> CHANGING THE LEVEL HES CHANGING THE LEGEL

Husband looks lost

lol shut up

Whoa, an American commercial with actual white people in it, unbelieva-
>the very next shot is full of niggers
Oh.

>guarantees first rd finish
>gets assraped instead
kek

I was literally seconds away from putting 10 on Diego by decision at +1400. I realize now that was God's voice and I have forsaken him :(

It's air escaping from the folds of their fat

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Gall gassed out 1 minute in

Why you gotta be a faggot?

SANCHEZ IS USED TO PAIN. HE LIKES IT

GALL CAN'T HANDLE IT

Gall is so gassed

For some reason it makes me think of a T-Rex. Johnny will heem Jones in 2020

That was the devil trying to tempt you into sin.

what the fuck gall is awful

Nice knee

clean fight

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Jogging ruins your legs, you need to bike

Gall is shit kek

obsessed

Props to Diego, gr8 fight

HES GOTTEM BACK IN THE BRAP

this guy is a CAN lmao

DIEGO IS A BUM

Wait wtf.... how can u be this gassed 6 mins into the fight??????

Helped put WMMA on the map

Gall gassed himself out in the first minute of teh fight

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heem sleepy

HEEEEEEEEM

Holy shot this is like an snl parody of mma

White is like the best British fighter not in the UFC. Our country...

I've never seen a guy so gassed he opted to just keep laying on the mat as his opponent was in a vulnerbale position

based and scripturepilled

gassed Gall, he's Gallsed

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU GALL YOU GOOFY ASS FAGGOT

lmao

>dies from exhaustion

bike ruins your balls, better to just roll at like 90% for a few hours if you want cardio

Diego is smashing this kid

Let me just punch myself out trying to knock out Diego Sanchez of all people.

>gall

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>+140
I got him at +175

Imagine being welterweights and both being gassed within 1 round wtf

How is gall so dead lmao, why does he run forward with his punches like that lolo

Make that connection, stud

This kid is GASSED

WMMA TECHNIQUE WITH HEAVYWEIGHT STAMINA

NO GAS AND DIEGO STILL CANT FINISH THE FIGHT LOL

HEEM GASSY

>sanchez with the oil check

YES now the crowd is feeding Diego more power!!!

WHAT is Gall doing? WHAT is he EVEN doing?

those guys are worse than wmma lmao

Ask Shane Carwin

Lmao this dude Gall can't even go 2 rounds

He has 2 so I'm already halfway there. Nice try tho sweaty ;)

CMON DIEGO!!!

it was by decision specifically

Cut these faggots.

months of training to gas in the first fuckin minute of the fight LMAO

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Props to ref for not stopping the fight

>tfw no soccer kick finish

Love seeing anyone to do with Joe Schilling get destroyed.

Gall is in zombie mode

Sanchez has an excuse for being tired, he's fucking 37. Gall is a bum.

diego with the autism karate chops
>WAH WAH WAH

GALL VS DADA 5000

BOOK IT DANA

the only reason gall's even allowed in the UFC is because he's one of dana's boytoys.

is this a 10-7 round?

ZOOMERS BTFO

APOLOGISE TO BOOMERS. DIEGO SANCHEZ, NOW THIS IS A FIGHTER

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THE NIGHTMARE IS BACK FOLKS WHOS NEXT FOR GOATCHEZ BRING IT BITCHES

BASED
BASED

>nearing 3 minutes of Diego mauling on Gall

LMFAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Lmao Diego can’t even land a power shot on a gassed dude from full mount

Mickey Gass

Gonna turn off my heart and talk to some interdenominational elves.

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heem

I bet Diego thinks he look phenomenal right not

HOLY FUCK! DIEGO JUST TKO’D THREE-DIVISION CHAMP, MICKEY GALL!!!

NO
DIEGO WILL THINK HE CAN STILL GO ON NOW

Diego sanchez has cotton elbows.

Fucking based Diego

>BJJ

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Lol Mickey Gall's gameplan was to go in there and go for a quick KO and gassed himself out

TOLD YALL

What a legend.

Fuck yeah, nightmare

HAHAHAHAHAHA
>THAT MONG WHO BET 100 EUROS WITH A GALL PARLAY
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF YOU,AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Cardio kills gainz bro

Imagine heeming CM Punk and thinking you could take on crazy christcuck Diego

Gall wasn't even hurt he's was just very tired KEK

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L M A O
M
A
O

holy FUCK that was so satisfying, based Diego

Imagine being a Gall fan

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kek

That doesnt make sense, lying worthless loser.

Must suck having to be a twerp that has to pretend to place bets lol. kill yourself.

THANK YOU DIEGO!!!!

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AHAHAHAHA ZOOMER FAGGOTS CANT FIGHT

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how embarrassing

I missed the first round, what happened that Gall got so gassed?

Shout out to the dude who told me to bet on cody instead of gal. You are a hero bro.

WAR DIEGO

adrenaline dump, after a long lay off forgot to breath at the start of his fight

PEOPLE ACTUALLY PUT MONEY ON GASSY GALL LMAOOOO

>choke him out
>fuck that

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>heemed by sanchez

GAS TANK GALL

EARLY STOPPAGE FROM THE REF

well there goes one of my parlays lol

Sanchez is 45

CUT THOSE FUCKERS LMAO

dude some of those elbows were brutal

Goddamit Mickey, wheres your conditioning

YES YES YES YES YES

WAR SANCHEZ

Had a chance to choke him out but went for vicious ground and pound like the true masochist he is

This is gonna be the best card of the tear, mark my words.

Galls head looks like a tomato

biking ruins your balls, you need to jazzercise

>losing to 2019 Diego by stoppage
Gall's gonna have a peach of an MMA career.

lol thats not how prop bets work, stupid.
why did you try to lie?

imagine losing to a chubby diego sanchez in 2019 lmao

S M A S H E D

Those Hisaki Kato kos are some of the most kino

based.
thank you dana for not killing diego tonight

war sanchez

Can someone explain to me wtf happened to Mickey?

>t. a nigger loving cuckold living vicariously thru Toe Rogan

Sad! I'm sure you can lick some black semen out of you future pig wifes gash when she settles with you.

>getting finished by Diego Sanchez in 2019

Lmao... i posted this pre-fight.


Roast me.

>Johnny Walker came out with his own whiskey like Conor

lol what a copycat fag. Jones heems him

gall was winning that shit !

The fucking ufc has to do something with their 1 round cardio fighters.

>betting against Diego
lmoa

>heem me up
>heem me up inside
AAARRRGGGHHHHHHH

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Just looking at her IG since she's pretty hot. She has pics of her dad but no pics of Rogan LOL. Honestly the only way I'd raise a chick like that is if I was fucking her.

Gall is such a can

He went all out and tried to get an early KO. After the first minute he was completely gassed out

>losing to Diego Sanchez in 2019

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please dont disrespect my waifu

He got real enthused about his striking. Didn't strike much, just got really excited about it.

you do realize that sites provide different odds if you specify KO/Sub/Decision, right?

its literally swimming, full body workout and insane cardio

BASED

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Pathetic performance

He tried to knock out sanchez in the first minute

Literally nothing lmao

ZOOMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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That was a wmma tier fight

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Diego applied some solid pressure on the ground but a well conditioned fighter should have been fine. Gall is a cardiolet.

diego took him down and all of the strikes were to gall's body

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overwhelming yes. he used to be all over naga back in the day. and the arnold's too.

Came out to hot and was to eager for ko.

Attempted big bombs, some landed, some didn't

seething gallfag detected and btfo

Good fight. Literally what did Gall expect swinging wildly for a full 2 minutes?

Gassed himself so hard and got absolutely mangled. Sanchez's first finish in 11 years

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i share ur enthusiasm hahah

why do they retard stack cards like this... i dunno if i can handle it

make the ring smaller

the rest of this card could suck and i'd still be happy

Kid got B O D I E D

>bjj

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How did Gall do nothing and still gas?

jazzercising ruins your hymen, you need pilates

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He got the shit beat out of him and gassed out in literally 1 min

A winner

reminder joe schilling smokes cigarettes between rounds in his fights. that kind of coaching paid off for mickey.

came out swinging hard, got tired early.

interesting where your mind goes lol

>27
>zoomer

Do u know how many people tell him to retire :)
Shutting mouths desu

Who /zhang squad/ here?

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>be younger, taller, larger, stronger
>get finished as the only guy in the last 11 years
the absolute state of zoomers

cte

His passion is anti aging? What in the fuck does that mean? Joe ask about that

No I dont know anything about betting even though I just posted my winning slip.

A moron like you will never amount to anything lol. Feels good knowing I'm better than you. Lick the bottom of my shoe, bitch.

seriously how the fuck do you get tko'd by diego sanchez?

Need at least 1 good card per quarter to boost financial statements

early stoppage

AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I do nothing and pass gas all the time

>Cody Stamann vs. Alejandro PĂ©rez

who?

Started punching himself out then got manhandled on the ground the last half

He autismally ran straight forward at Gall throwing 10000% power kicks and gassed in 90 seconds. That's why you don't guarantee a fucking KO against a veteran.

anti aging? what

>Mr. Bone

hehehe

Anyone working on a new thread??

Diego is literally punchy.

Here, lad.

pilates causes hernia, you need to row

y nuevo

STEVIA IS BACK BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>Anti aging
wat

NEXT:

smoking conditions your lungs and improves your stamina dumbass

Dude's face was jello holy shit.

Gall literally gassed himself.

Even the technique was poor. Just wild haymakers. Sanchez then worked in the wrestling and it just messed him even worse.
Boomers IN.

he follows aubrey de grey

>dat slo-mo elbow to the face

Mickey's training from now on should only be cardio. Hop on a stationary bike, B.

Diego should fuck Hannah Cifers now

Here senpai

lol get fucked

bouta smash that anti-aging game

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>i love you universe!

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it means stevia you cazzy newfag cuck piece of shit

just how bad is sage northcutt?

>I love the universe
Alzheimers will get him in 10 years

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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in season 1 of ultimate fighter he was always doing yoga, taking ice baths, sauna, etc. taking care of his skin and stress and shit.

just be happy for him kek don't think anyone knows what that was about

they shouldnt have fed mickey to diego
ufc needs to nurture their younglings a bit more and not push them right away

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LADS I HAVEN'T KEK'D THIS HARD IN A LONG TIME.
>ZOOMERS BTFO
>GALL BETTERS BTFO
I literally bet a parlay with diego 2 minutes before the fight started, after i saw who diego was fighting.

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hes also carrying more weight as well

then getting wrestled and stacked on for 3 minutes is exhausting

diego gameplanned him and it was GG

He is average. Mickey Gall should have won, but he gassed himself and his wrestling was not that great.

do boomers actually think this way

good googly moogly

just normal quackery, some of the hrt shit is legit but most of it's a str8 scam

>tfw no tribal black gf to breed with and populate the tribe

jesus christ these ads. "come join the military", "come get surgery for being fat as fatass". Like real life starship troopers

this. Hard to watch elbows man. Couldn't stop the fight any earlier, because he was rotating around and moving his head, but in all honest the fun was over a good 20 seconds before the stop. Dude ate mean elbows yo ujust don't come back from.

y-you too

why do i have the urge to colonise now?

Unlucky mate, next time choose one of the picks in heem.

>Good fight. Literally what did Gall expect swinging wildly for a full 2 minutes?
Diego got dropped in pretty much every exchange in his last fight, so it wouldn't have been such a bad gameplan... for someone who actually knows how to strike.

spic finna get BTFO

Thats true actually, didnt think of that

Betting on Gall is an IQ test.

pretty comfy picks senpai. The only different one I have is cirkunov winning. I think cirkunov can get the TD and sub.

that's the only one i'm worried about but this parlay isn't my main bet anyways, walker said he wanted to go the distance to test himself but he might get tired and submitted. This one i put on just for the sake of it, don't care much for it since i know garbrandt is heem'd and no longer the same fighter he was before tj fights.

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yep considering how diego doest move his head it wasnt a bad gamble to make

If Gall had ko'd him off a lighter punch, no one would have been surprised. I'm honestly wating for Gall to say he had some sort of sickness. He wanted to get Diego out of there quick.

HEEMINDER that even wrestlers train BJJ

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>everyone is learning Chinese!
China will grow larger!