Edmen edition
>Next
Jon Jones vs. Anthony Smith
Tyron Woodley vs. Kamaru Usman
Robbie Lawler vs. Ben Askren
Tecia Torres vs. Weili Zhang
Cody Garbrandt vs. Pedro Munhoz
Jeremy Stephens vs. Zabit Magomedsharipov
Misha Cirkunov vs. Johnny Walker
Cody Stamann vs. Alejandro Perez
Diego Sanchez vs. Mickey Gall
>Now
Edmen Shahbazyan vs. Charles Byrd
>Previously
Macy Chiasson def. Gina Mazany via first-round TKO (1:49)
Hannah Cifers def. Polyana Viana via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
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big win for Zane Simon
Fuck joe rogan
Hello :^)
gay
God so sloppy, it's so hard to make it into the UFC as a man and then to make it in as a woman you just need to like fanny
Why Are White Muslims more powerful than White Christians?
Khabib > Mcgregor
Zabit > stephens
Based Smif
dead thread
first for pico jones getting HEEMED in the 4th round
>3 weeks
>Marty Usman
Post your face when usman heems tyrone
>10-5
>Won 4 of his last 5 fights
that's quite the turnaround
I stand by my proclamation that Askren won't make it out of the first round.
Yessssssss almost time for Master Edmond
Literally looks like an Anthony Smith barrage
It's because their religion teaches them to murder, and that's not a good thing!
>White Muslims
City of UK
well, you sir, are a retard
I wish I could
He looks Albanian
Wait I thought this shit didn't start for another 40 minutes?
some nice QTs there
Early prelims, cazzie
>White Muslims
surely Kyrgyzstan has quite a few of those?
WEILI "GOAT" ZHANG
Does being coach give you sex privileges?
WHY CANT I MAKE FIGHT PASS FILL HALF MY SCREEN YOU STUPID FUCKING APP
Lost his pro debut via DQ, whoops.
>UFC 235 predicitions
strawpoll.me
I'm not even kidding when I say I think I could fuck up Woodley pretty hard if we ever fought.
wouldn't mind swallowing any of megan olivi's bodily fluids haha
They cute
Natural ability, great build for fighting, plus she trained jiu-jitsu before anybody else and figured out how to work it into her style
>yes ma'am
hannah is /ourgirl/
CIFFERS IS AN AUTISTIC QUEEN
poor megan forcing hannah to do an interview
stipe > rest of the world
its actually slavs
only strong muslims are the ones that have slavic blood in them
Dis bitch speaking in sim language?
This is awful lol
Quite enjoying the Shy Hannah gimmick desu
like your ass, its already filled to capacity
cringeeeeeeeeeeeeee
It's like interviewing a literal child. Waiting for her to say "I like turtles".
Jesus christ I haven't cringed so hard in a long time, had to mute the interview and switch tabs
Chiasson could heem literally everyone ITT.
Diego time already?
i thought my audio was cutting out every time ciffers is speaking
Truly our girl
This the type of girl i go for.. Easily manipulated into fulfilling my sexual desires.
DON'T EVER FUCKING TALK ABOUT THE QUEEN OF AUTISM LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN
No doubt she's a freak in bed
did anybody bet on the old lady Ciffers?
Olivis pourin outta of that top
How many hours until the Zabit fight lads?
>what do you think you could improve, off the top of your head
[longest stretch of silence the history of any ufc broadcast]
Just shoved a pico up my ass
>stream died
>missed cifers interview
fuck
>no rogan cage interview
>gets interviewed by a female backstage instead
what did they mean by this
Watching this shit card only for Zabit and Gall's fights.
Reminder that Rogan and Anik are unabashed cucks.
oh shut up not everyones good in interviews
Jon deserves a 17th chance you guys
Smith has a classic case of mud baby syndrome
squeeks when she cums
>be the interviewer
>see that the girl is autistic af
>keep asking stupid questions pushing the cringe even further
Jesus, someone fire that normie roastie
2 more hours
if smiff wins, heem will self-destruct.
anthony smith has only fought 1 decent fighter
Anthony smith is how the average american will look like by 2050
You guys are so fucked.
I still say Anik and Cruz just standing there doing nothing is worse.
it's probably top 3 of the year
If the mic in the back couldn't pick her up, what do you expect we'd have heard from her in the octagon?
Funny coming from you.
I wonder how likely it is that anthony is going to win this one
We're full of asian muzzies.
Event may not start on espn? I hate those fucks
wth I thought Usman was fighting Askren?!
Im literally pulsing right now
TYRON WOODLEY > GSP
FIGHT ME
>literally no cleavage
>pourin out
fucking idiot
BASED ORC PEOPLE
>Zabit and Gall
Those are the fights you pick on this card?
key to never loose betting on women's mma - bet on the one that looks more like a guy
Lads save the upset hope for Santos.
butthurt that the goat is french lmao
Eat your bugs and shut up.
Edmen time (in 6 minutes)
Whiter than you Muhammad
post rare danas
kek
and hes going to become the champ, crazy right?
based retard
>british
>literally diet Pakistan
? Uk is 90% white including Europeans. 85% white British.
USA has hundreds of thousands of mexicans flooding into their country each year.
I think she's super cute.
don't be mad cause youre gay
>Implying it was her choice to interview
Kill yourself retarded shortsighted dumbfuck
Usman is the #3 ranked welterweight why the fuck would he fight Askren?
hehe
Did anyone do picks yet??
Good post
true and redpilled
also fuck serbia
lel I wish I'd saved it but do you remember the webm of Hardy standing there like Charlie Brown without a mic
Autistic and cute
She looked so scared and out of place at weigh-ins. I'm a fan now.
Is that Edmund on the mural?
u sure
I'm new to cuck porn, could you recommend some videos?
>5'11
anyone who bet on gina is a fucking retard, she had no chance against this freak.
Press F to pay respects
Jewjew is cute desu
THE Edmund Targaryan, yes.
regards, le toilet repair country
styles make fights
alright lads, i miss anything good? just tuning in
>doesn't even know when nude breast looks like
>calls others gay
Yes, he's so full of himself he put himself on the wall next to Ali.
Tony Ferguson just filed for a divorce.
adorable as fuck tbqh
kek
serious (kinda) question:
do the commission or USADA do the chromosome test or simply check for balls at all?
F
>Probably can't even make an 'F' sound anymore
balls
ko's you
the second wmma fight was good
Agreed, but there's no way his management takes that fight unless he was coming off an injury or something. It'd be a step back.
thanks for the water reminder buddeh
Wait is that Usman, looks so different?
F
>chael has picked smiff to win
kek
>twitter.com
holy KEK poor creature
that is fucking cute and adorable tbph
If you think about it, everyone on /heem/ is literally unbeaten in the ufc
isn't he always wrong about everything
must be a fuckin bummer to fight in front of a crowd so small
Absolutely based
>is literally seething i brought up megan olivis tight shirt
lmao its ok to be a faggot
I haven't the foggiest idea, but let me offer you this...
We're all gonna make it
F
*heems you*
Not everyone
Yeah she is in my parlay
Smith just needs to close the distsnce Cst Zongano and make it sn ugly brawl, he's not tonna win a jab fight and we already hes positive so he can't win a battle of attrition
wtf is that shot
>Pay for tickets
>Don't show up for half the card
Never understood it
>can't speak English
>can't even remember his comment from 5 minutes ago
>reassures himself that it's not wrong to be a homosexual for some reason
why is the arena so dead
kino
compliments, le sticking a $30 small sausage into a dogs asshole while jerking off, all legally in your fairy leader having cuck nation
ccute i wanna give her a hugg
>fight pass fights
Hannah Cifers is the future GOAT
devilish
someone is trying to build a showreel. KEK
>>can't speak English
>>doesn't even know when nude breast looks like
literally stupid and gay
the only way wmma will be watchable
The mural was a gift from his friend. Edmond didn't design it.
so many fucking cazzies here for this card, jesus christ
i was at the chicago card and the arena was literally half empty until the main event
F
For real she got more exposure than the guys coming out lmao
UFC experimental kino
Crocop, is that you?
only people who go to the events are rich fucks who don't give a fuck and are probably getting fucked up and gambling right now. they will show up during next prelims
>sees a woman wearing a turtleneck sweater
>"woah guys those tits are SPILLING out ahah am I right guys?"
>"And I am not gay!"
Oh for sure.
DYKED
>tfw want this guy to lose just because he trains under edmond
>doesn't even know when nude breast looks like
try again pedro
>glendale fight club
OH NO NO NO NO NO
THE ELITES ARE ALL ABOUT GLOBAL TRANSCENDENCE
>white guy walking out to mumble rap
hope he gets destroyed
>Another blacksplosive fighter
say goodbye to that zero whiteboy.
beautiful champ
>thinks i said tits
>reading comprehension of a downy 5 year old
did you get raped by your special ed teacher or something? maybe thats why youre a literal faggot retard
This witeboi beat my Countryman last fight???? ohhhhhhh hell no.. This darkie better KO him.
kek
I get Colby but why N8?
>UFC 235 predicitions
strawpoll.me
You have good taste, Satan
Our UFC 235 Fight Pass Prelims headliner is here
they're turning the frickin female fighters gay!
>being new AND stupid
follow the thread you seething retard
What kind of name is Shahbazyan? Armenian?
why nate ?
both of you go fuck yourselves
that's one hell of a fucked up physique
>ill pay a million dollars to hire a boat so you can go to the edge of the Earth as a representative of flat earth
>nah man, ill just get someone else to go
Edgy Brah is such a troll
>that choreography
BRAVO DANA
BRAVO
one-sided as af, wouldnt have it any other way
I wish someone made a "silence of the lambs" jail scene tribute right there
These guys should be fighting at 170, no way they can make it against the elite 185'ers who know how to cut.
id pay good money for a pair of Olivia's dirty sweaty underwear
YES EDUMUND YES BEAUTIFUL
HEEM SLEEEEEEEPY
Who's taking picks
B-BEAST
Me drinking some water to stay hydrated
holy absolute fuck
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kino
HEEEM SLEEPPYYY
BEAST
lmao
I think I just witnessed a hate crime
h-heem
H E E M
E
E
M
NIGGER
BLEACHED
ARMENIA IS WHITE
H E E M
E
E
M
HELL BOWS
CRACK HIS FUCKING SKULL
>12-6 elbows you
CRINGE
HELLBOWS
HEEEEEM hahaha
How the fuck is wrestling real
Thats right black "men". Black women belong to us.
Yeaaah...I'm thinking Edmund is back
We did it baby! What part of Armenia are you from?
It’s the Whities nigh
>black bois
take this L
>russians in charge of knowing clocks
Lukas of Hamburg Germany was, but he quit on Thursday. Go back to the thursday thread he made and take over.
>Multiple elbows to the back of the head
>no DQ
starting off good
EDMEN EASY MONEY
missed the first two, webms anyone?
how long before famous thots find out about the huge potential market made out of creeps like you
>wrestling
What a faggot dicipline
Whats being touched by a woman like?
EDMUND TAUGHT THOSE ELBOWS TO TRAVIS AND EDMEN
those were not 12-6
back of the head, they dont give a fuck anymore
reffing nowadays is rly bad
Those were 9-3
How talented is guy? Hes training under Edmond and hes undefeated the fuck
Those are legal? How are they not considered as hits to the back of the head?
That first elbow looked a little illegal.
lads i went for a piss did i just miss the whole fight?
back?
he's never lost a fight
shut the FUCK up
Brootal
that already happens
Couple of those were close to being to the back of the head
Negro is definitely not fighting in the UFC again
>illegal elbows
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT REF DOING?
nagorno-karabahksyaka
>white guy not pussified by western """culture"""
>reks blacks
really makes you think
Are you too drunk to tell time?
Does anyone else think it's super cringe how few people are in the crowd at the fight pass prelims? these fighters hop up on the cage for a 25 person audience? and get interviewed by joe? criiiinge
HOW IS WRESTLING EVEN REAL
>defending niggers
I guess a jungle is a jungle, huh?
>darkies making excuses
what's worse
niggers or armenians
Ah man I like this goofy dude, too bad he's with a fag camp
not at a Olivi level though. But I think we may be just few years away. Someone needs to make an app.
T H E P O D C A S T
WAAAAH WHY ARE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO STOP ME FROM WRESTLEFUCKING THEM
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BLACKS
is batista in the crowd?
>tall
>pale
>light brown hair
Looks nothing like an Armenian.
Fuckin sick of every faggot fighter asking Joe to let them on his podcast
20 minutes until next fight.
Try using your brain for a minute. Do you want to sit in an arena for 7 hours straight?
Based zoomer fighters
not white
Apologize
UFC Saturday nights are top tier comfy
need some serious clarity regarding anthony smiths head and face. that bloke is not white
He constantly posts anti-Trump shit on Twitter. Hes your typical post modern cuck.
Seriously, it's the new asking Dana for the bonus.
>Managed by Ronda Rousey
>2-0 in the UFC and asking to be on JRE
The NERVE of this guy
This. Absolute state of leg humpers.
Picks were posted here:
his grandparents escaped the rape-genocide
Yossarian?
APOLOGIZE
Proably not for another hour and half at least
GOD DAMN those elbows behind the ear
my nigga got CTE for sure from that
i always forget big cards attract this type of subhuman looking for attention
have only one (you)
Y I K E S
im a real fite fan so...yea
B A S E D B E N
they want the clout, fuck em
Edmund makes shit fighters good and good fighters shit
I unironically want to fight a flyweight just to see how I’d do. Not the studs like Cejudo or Benavidez but maybe a ranked 14 or 15 guy.
6’0 185 lbs
>
Shades of Browne-Barnett, really activates the almonds
>All those picks picking the Asian fighter
Im more bothered that half the interesting ones dont show up.
Ben is jewish right?
Based and edmondpillrf
>"das rite" in whitespeak
>Askren's Chin
LADS
yeah, there isnt a single problem with hitting someone on the back of the head, which is illegal, dumb mutt
he meant edmond tarverdyan ya goof
if i was there to watch ufc.. uhhh yeah?? fuck you mean? I paid money to go to the event so if there's fights going on I'm watching them. the fuck
Should I order the ppv on ESPN, ufc.tv, or youtube?
did olivi change her clothes?
pussy. you could honestly beat up weidman
Honestly maybe 1 illegal elbow
Ariel Helwani is unironically cooler then Joe
Rulecucks hang on the day of the rope.
please don't post this
I want to reach out and knock it
It's 11-5 so it's absolutely different strike thus allowed
Looks like she put on a different blouse, yes
What a fucking cunt, picks only matter after weighins stupid cocksucker.
>man living in a jungle offended at jungle reference
hitler ww2 faggot
>bresh of fresh air
kek
>A breash of freth air
*elbows you to the temple six times*
nothing personnel kid
it twitched
Askren's interview is from yesterday
But Robbie will win.
askren looks and sounds like a retard
>a bresh of fresh air
fuck you anik
This. Try bitching about the angle of your opponent's elbows in a real fight
Anyone else here not find Black women attractive in the slightest?
why? it's culturally important
Not to sound like a homosexual but Megan's hair is GORGEOUS.
Why is cruz dressed for a funeral?
lads i put on the wrong stream and sat there waiting for the fight to start but i missed it all
heem me inside.
that's not how you eat a banana
rogans hand on cruzs butt
What, you think you can throw that out like chinese banphrases?
bisking on ariel and the bad guy
youtube.com
Waow, I'm fixing to whitesplode all over her
Rogan is fucking toasted, Christ
>a joke?!
>breash of fresh air
UFC is on point tonight
Maybe the second to last elbow was illegal, but that's the only one. And these things happen.
I really need a link to this now...
Diego Sanchez is fighting tonight
it shimmers
rogan looks like shit
>tfw soros' goons has roughed him up after the alex jones podcast
wasn't even trying and you gave me a free (you) very nice
you sound like a homosexual
>everyone simultaneously sucking Askren's dick
I hope he loses in the most humiliating possible way
Am I the only one who looks at Ben Askren and says to himself, "this guy is an elite fighter?". Looks like he should be managing a Hardees.
I missed it too , but at least we have based aussie webm bro, doing gods work
dude is clearly defending the side of his head, he was hammering the back of his head, it isnt even possible to hit the side because of his hands, so yes, everyone who tries to take you down now, just elbow the fuck out of people, ref wont give a shit anymore
cause Bones finna get KILLED
Trump boys are much more cucks than Anti-Trump cucks.
>be a wealthy good looking manlet
>hang out with harambe's daughter
GSP is a man of taste, I see.
kek
smith's funeral
Cute
Maybe Conor told the UFC that he plans on attending?
Am I insecure if will only eat a banana by ripping a piece off and then eating it piece by piece?
seriously becoming a fan, shes like the literal polar opposite of Colby Covington
What is Ben Askren's signature win? Give me a fight I can watch that will show me what this guy is about (no cans, please).
Askren gonna get heem'd so hard his wig falls off and he shits himself
someone webm the face joe just made
Askern is a town in England, so I assume he's Anglo.
is anybody actually watching these shitlims? for what purpose?
>diego is a REAL fighter
-Joe Rogan
messi levels of autism
>delaying the fights for apehoop
the state
Why the fuck are black girls so fucking good at sucking dick and riding? Watching ebony porn has ruined white girls for me
i hope diego heems this faggot and retires on the win
Post yfw you realize diego sanchez has a better record than Anthony smith
you're posting here? for what?
the prelims tonight are pretty decent. you're just a caz
Jesus Joe, get it together.
and that taste is diarrhea
I personally love them but I totally understand and recognize why some people do not.
Jon Anik's daughters
If any of those elbows were illegal, Joe and Dom would've called it out.
>canadian
>into bestiality
color me surprised
look how short Rogan's torso is. he is adorable.
Funny because she is so muscular too
After the white man won the tv executives have to remind Americans who's boss.
Sanchez is free money
Diego ding-dong diddly go to sleep
same reason black men are better at sports and music, a latent genetic superiority
can you imagine if black schools actually had funding? we would be the ones at the back of the bus
you're blind, nothing illegal.
Based
since when do girls watch ufc?
>UFC 235 predicitions
strawpoll.me
Not bad, he must have a hot wife. He's probably a chad secretly.
Let's go Diego
>Ctrl+F: "White"
>18 results
>Ctrl+F: "Black"
>8 results
fucking hell you cunts are obsessed
If Jones gets beat by this shitty middleweight I will post my dick with a timestamp. Screen cap this.
Cage Warriors had waaay better pacing today
yikes
>black men are better at music
lmfao
Really looking forward to this card lads
Early prelims were meh and I accidentally missed them all, but they didn't seem that great and I caught the highlights so it's all good
yeah fuck all those other fake fighters on the roster.
Tfw I miss all UFC being on Spike TV
guys I'm scared about anthony dying in the cage
you have no chance to win, simian
>black schools
blatant white culture appropriation
Alex himself probably fucked him up after the show. Joe looked like his brain was melting the whole podcast. Alex decalsified his pineal gland
gsp is based tho
I'm so hungry bros, just wanna get some KFC to eat while watchin some heems. Fuck a diet.
if he dies, he dies
Will this man get another win?
Why'd they had to go and ruin the card with torres vs asian in 4th slot?
just dont let the baits get in your head, only elbows, lmao
the average poofc fan is illiterate, so nothing is possible to help these subhumans
>making them come for the fight pass prelims
he's not going to be popular in the household tonight
I miss the facebook prelims
no thanks
Obviously raped as a child beaten and abused by her father, poor girl, textbook example
Mate it's bad but 26 results in 412 posts really isn't the best example of that
yes!
It's all I have going for me
Robbie Lawler is getting paid to throw the fight and it will be apparent
Based female autist is becoming my girl.
>scrum
OH NO NO NO NO
holy fuck she is so based
lol that fucking pic
you are based!
imagine this card but it didn't have shit pacing but was one fight after another
would lose my shit completely
>black person in space shoes
ironic
Where's that fella who bet actual money Diego Sanchez?
you can tell they hate this shit
Zabit? More like terrorist Abraham Lincoln
shut up
mirin zabits aura and presence
Friendly reminder the deadliest men in the world aren't the people you see fighting in the UFC.
They're in the SAS/SEALS/JTF2/GROM.
lets gooooo
FUCK THIS PACING
>person
they're as dumb as birds
Thats a big cup
Can’t wait to watch the prelims on my 72 inch apple smart tv with my directv haha poor fags btfo per usual
lmao
Yeah like Tim Kennedy
Can't wait to watch Askren throw Lawler around.
Lawler hasn't been shit since USADA came around.
based fellow black angel indulger
can you please leave our thread alone mr croat
please mr croat, /box/ requires your contributions
>rollercoaster of love
BASED
Who remembers when Chris Leben walked out to this?
Top tier waifu
not me, i have 1 loss in the UFC
this happens every time there's an early finish, relaaaaaaax
Fuck off you cocksucking recruiter kike
Friendly reminder the deadliest men in the world aren't the people in the SAS/SEALS/JTF2/GROM.
They’re the people in suits who tell them what to do.
GET THIS FUCKING APEHOOP OUT OF MY FACE
You wanted ESPN remember
If Dana dies who becomes UFC President?
Really annoys me when they don't put the poster on the cup, make more effort. o2 doesn't either.
>Unaffected by waterboarding
>Hunts Hitler
Yeah, like Tim Kennedy.
Lukas...
its 2 now , punk
mike goldberg
post a pic, i wanna see what im missing
>our thread
?
not a big box fan, i enjoyed the wilder fury fight tho
Did you not see him at the ceremonial weigh ins? He is back on the juice.
>getting cucked by this
pls, gibe back fox
I FUCKING HATE YOU ESPN!!!
>people said that about glover teixeira
>jon rape murdered him with elbows from glover teixeiras range
Ali
>being this intimidated by real sports
I get that they scared you in high school but chill
I'm seeing apehoop
>Apple
You got swindled grampa, finessed by the nerd at RadioShack
Soros
Like when those guys killed Marcus Luttrell's dog.
Scott Coker
based chael making retard picks in the name of hype again
DID MICKEY GET HEEMED?! FUCKIN MISSED IT LADS
Diego going to win me some money again.
Mick Maynard could beat every fighter 135 and under.
Michael Bisping is an incredibly handsome fellow.
Full homo.
t 229
Someone explain to me what the fuck is going on? WHY IS APEHOOP BEING STREAMED INSTEAD OF THE NEXT FIGHT? FUCKING ESPN
That's english and yet I don't understand you
old new, now new new
anyone still taking picks ?
Inb4 overtime
Glover didn't go berserker tho
Hello everyone, this is "Running On Empty - Food Review"!
BASED
>HE STILL DOESN'T KNOW
my stream is 50% about stevia 30 % about jon son
and 20% actual fights
Friendly reminder that fans of the dagestanis are from reddit
F
Don't get between Americans and their bulls.
It's not happened yet chill bro
okay, this is epic
Chael P. Sonnen
no, we take picks on monday now because that's normal
I love her bros. Ciffers is our autistic fightfu
They must be wet over Hanna Cifers victory and that other dyke. Based Father Anik given sweet passes front row.
W-who dis caramel qt 3.14
Just stream tonight Twitchy. Stop being butthurt about people talking about your wife. What did you think was going to happen when you showed her on stream?
she's p ugly dude. get help
The Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi
Looks fade, user. Personality is forever (until the brain trauma takes hold)
you know it joanna poster
i like you Josip
>tfw you made a ruddy belter of post but everyone is busy talking about premartial fornication
Lmao so butthurt
who are these cute bois?
guys lets all give big respects to those of us that bother making WEBM's for us
F
f
are those elbows kosher?
dont judge - im not deep into ufc
>some nig on roids vs a real natural guy
why is this allowed?
at least he won lmao