/heem/

First for having a 5 inch penis but finally overcoming my self-conscious thoughts after getting laid a few times.

Anyone else know this feel?

>10 posts late

ummmm why the fuck do we even pay you?

First for houston

why has twitchy forsaken us

Jones
Woodley
Askren
Zhang
Garbrandt

free money. you're welcome

last digit is my penis size

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Based stripchad

Join the /heem/ Whatsappgroup. Only guys with small penises aren't in it

chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

>chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

>chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

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Oh don't worry about that lad, White muslims are more powerful than White christians.

REAL THREAD!!!

wow she pretty af
i just wanna see zabit fighting tougher opponents

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Who is your favorite fighter on the card tonight? For me, it's "The Nebraskan Nightmare" Marty Usman.

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You gunna be at the strip club for all the fights? That's like 6 hours

You are inspiring to dicklets everywhere, should write a book

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whatsapp/discord is reddit

hope "that fucking guy" derailes the meme fighter hypetrain gadoosh style

>the guy bragging about smoking weed is the one always calling people obese losers

Smif
Askren
Cody
Stephens
Cirkunov

me on the left

Cool and you are tumblr

Just for the main card and ESPN prelims. That's only 5 hours.

>Only guys with small penises aren't in it
ok then im not gonna join

chiesa looks like a bum

/heem/inder that Johnny Reddit is overrated and Cirkunov is going to destroy him.

Just here to remind the dicklets that not only are there men out there who could kill you in front of your girlfriend, but they'd also fuck her better than you could ever wish to.

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>I dont r8 Jones

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WHEN DOES THIS SHIT START

The only thing that can make this more embarrassing is if you're by yourself

Based Big Dick Bandit

The guy who drank all the onions

PICKS:

>Munhoz
>Torres
>Askren
>Woodley
>Jones

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Replace Zhang with Walker and you're right. Also Jones has no value, only value from the jones fight is over 1.5 rounds.

6 min nigga relax

Michael Bisping is the champion for dicklets everywhere, begone

*does the worm next to your limp, lifeless corpse*

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What if the strip club is the closest place to him that airs UFC and has liquor?

>Being to beta to hit a strip club by yourself

Looks like we found the real embarrassment

Tfw i just share my experience about overcoming my small penis (something i couldn't help) and people make fun of me :(

yeah and you're one of em

lol look at Luke in that pic he knows he's packing a pocket howitzer - and knows how to use it with many women he's dated
does he have the biggest genitals in the ufc?

Oh shit you right. I'm bout to go rn

Lukas take the picks. Don't make me come down to Hamburg.

I still can't believe they put Smiff against Jon

>Johnny Reddit
He's been a heem boy since he debuted

you dumbfucks putting your picks in aren't accomplishing anything, you have to respond to the picks post that hasn't been posted, dumbfucks

i enjoyed your story

Holy shit it’s that for real?

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Don't worry the fellow 4/5inch dicklets think you're based, even if they don't reply.

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Smif will move up to HW next and fight Stipe for the Vacant belt

When is Gender Wars holding another event

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plz post rare jazzmas based croat bro

someone should put the JUST hair on colby

have you looked into surgery

Have fun!

Who is your FAVORITE female FIGHTER?

going to a nightclub alone is weird. going to a titty bar by yourself is a little scuzzy, but understandable

nobody's dick is 4/5th's of an inch

which fight are you most looking forward to, /heem/?

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Jessica Andrade. Great wrestling and punching power.

the ones that drop the fight so i dont have to watch wmma

Come on m8 its 5 inches, not a fuckin micro-penis deformity. you're not doing me any favours with my self-confidence.

kek almost as good as platinum doing the spinarooni next to ellenburger's corpse
thought i had the webm but i dont

4 inches/5inches i meant.

im a big dick bandit

My grandma

HOW MANY FUCKING BONGS FFS. I SWEAR THE EARLY PRELIMS TEND TO START AT 23:00

crowdshotwebmausbro you in here m8? ready to do the damn thing?

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Yea just got here and people clapped when I walked in

There's nothing weird about hitting nightclubs by yourself.

It might be kinda weird to get bottle service by yourself, but just clubbing is alone is fine.

Yim Wing-chun

i didnt refresh my black angel folder in a long time
dont have much from jazzma afaik

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I want to heem(sexually)a Kardashian

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Prelims just started dude

stop posting her

5bings

Stephens vs fdsgnfdiusgnsdfiov

They just started

Based upskirt

>actually watching mma

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wouldn't mind a go on any of them except the fat one

I've fucked hotter

JON HAS HOLES
AND I'M GOING TO EXPOSE THEM

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Can stephens jump high enough to land this on zabit?

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bfst.to/watch/mma.php
IT'S TIME LADS.

coalburners with ass injections.

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We're live
Get your Fight Pass Prelim snacks ready

Lads, how long is it normally inbetween prelims and main event usually?

I'm gonna try sprint over to a mates house in between pre's and main to have some mates to watch it with. I've never paid enough attention to realise how long of a gap there is

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How old are you?

OUR GIRL POLYANA

Bruh, chinks and gooks have 3 inch dicks and they are still breeding like rabbits, you'll be fine

>no new grounded opponent rule
shit
>replay at any time
based

my pizza better not come during this snoozer

idk why but i was expecting a screamer..

what happened to the irish retard who'd always post fake links with a screamer?

this one was better

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Depends on how fast the last fight of the prelims finishes. Each fight is allocated a 30 minute block, roughly speaking.

why

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Main card starts in 3.5 bongs

I want to pole Polyana if you know what I mean

Is it legal to expose your opponent's holes?

>its wmma

holy fuck Hannah cifers looks like she should be doing the dishes right now, this is a massive mismatch lmao white bitch about to get SHEEEMEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>wimmin

Wmma right off the bat huh?

I'M GOING TO EXPOSE JON'S HOLES

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>the opener is a cuntfight
Wow, great job UFC, way to get me hyped up.

BIG fan of WMMA here.

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>fuck yeah fights are on today
>fire up stream
>check card
>2 womens fights to start

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HEEEEEEEEM

>you will never have a whitewashed qt mulatto girlfriend

fucking kill me bros ;_;

Based rapist smif

Hannah is cute!

BURN THE COAL PAY THE TOLL

Dont be a pussy dude

23

Have Fight Pass prelims started? My screen is just a big grey box

>2 bitch fights in a row to start
I dunno about this semen-slurping "sport" now

Girls have awful taste in music

on fight pass where they belong desu.

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look on the bright side, at least it might end in 1st round....hopefully.....

How long before they mention the mugging?

Oh too late.

I can't watch today, can you frens enjoy it extra much for me?

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Andrade is one of the only true just bleed female fighters

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where is Joe? did Dominick butt fuck him and now hes quiet?

true across the board

>cruz on commentary
Fucking lame. Whose dick did he suck?

Jon's next defenses
1. Smif
2. Santos
3. Walker
4. Rockhold

strawpoll.me/17534529
UFC 235 predicitions

cruz jerking it under the table

how'd it go?

Oh polyanna is the one that beat the shit out of that thief? damn rip hannah

>10/10 face aesthetics
>professional fighter
>tall and ripped
>has a horsecock

Life is not fucking fair.

>female on male violence is hilarious
real nice joe

Am i racist if the only people i will have kids with are those that will produce children who look white?

(middle east girls)
(light skin hispanic girls)
(half asian girls)

Our first fight of the night!

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I want dominick cruz to get terminal cancer

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who is it

hannah looks like shes being forced to fight at gun point

ITS OVER, JON

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none of those children would look white

I told you guys I was going to be in flight for almost the entire card. I even posted a rare me.

its almost a wonder hes not any more of a douche than he already is

ciphers going to get taken down and choked quick. shame, she seems nice.

please be a finish
>please be a finish
please be a finish
>please be a finish
please be a finish
>please be a finish
please be a finish
>please be a finish

yes

About to start right now - fighters are in the ring and buffer is introducing them

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jesus what a faggot

based mark smith in the house

When will they learn?

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Basically, i was self conscious about my cock being 5 inches so would never try to push things with girls, but when i started getting drunk that feeling would lessen and i got laid/ started getting laid and having relationships with girls when i thought it would be impossible.

I guess my mind was fucked on porn.

Is this who the violence queen was supposed to be?

>in flight
what kind of fight fan are you

someone said stop posting but i'd rather not watch wmma

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Cifers looks like an atomweight that had to move up

why on god's green earth did you make this a webm?

can i borrow your fightpass details for the night, bee?

>all those brainlets not understanding Dom's commentary

imagine getting the shit beat out of you by a female ufc can

>Matched with a Colombian qt
Help

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Cifers looks like she's sucked a couple cocks in her life for fentanyl

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THE OCTAGON'S GONNA BREAK

u seen neymars kids bro? his kids look pure white.

If u fuck a hispanic girl the kids come out looking white since they're already like 70% white.

Cifers is way undersized and scared, I hope she wins

"looks like Jon Jones is back on the menu boys" - Smif

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My 15 year old sister has had 84 tabs of blacked pornhub videos in here history since Friday, what to do lads :(

nigga there are like 20 streams u can find easily

>that bouncing dwarf in white
The absolute state of vaginal jew MMA...

call her a mal parido

a man need a name

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Fight so exciting Joe started talking about the sound of the canvas

you couldn't handle her lad

this is a great fight

vintage saffer

Listen here Seamus, the Irish are hung like mice so you will not be able to satisfy her

BEN ROTHWELL-LIKE IN HER HEAD MOVEMENT IS HANNAH CIFERS, JOE

Yeah, aight, bust down, Thotiana
Yeah, aight, I wanna see you bust down
Bust down, Thotiana (bust down, Thotiana)
I wanna see you bust down (over)
Pick it up, now break that shit down (break it down)

Imagine what a tragedy it would be. The event might have to be cancelled, I doubt they have a backup octagon.

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>trying to find your range 20 feet away
yikes

>fight is so boring Joe talks about the floor

BJJ IS A MEME
I REPEAT
BJJ IS A MEME

>germany
ooof tell her she burns the coal she'll pay the toll which is single mother and beaten

oh for sure friend, come here a second

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Just get a girlfriend and join our WhatsApp group that is meant for people with big pp's
chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

>chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

>chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

why do we tolerate joes' stoner insight?

Give her one from me son

>22 years old

this is a boomer thread

Rude
I should try at least

middle eastern looking delivery girl for dominos always looks depressed. how sohuld i cheer her up next time? i was thinking of saying:

>it's a pizza-leasure to eat your pizzas!

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Oh shit

blimey those kicks looked powerful!

why don' people believe Usman can beat Woodley

(You)'re a nigger so why u mad?

Fights soon boys

No way. I got +1 hour of UK time. I want to hop in when Johnny walker fights. So that is in 3 hours and 15 in or something right,m

she's from r9k and has alot of orbiters giving her money

Joe's TRT and edibles are bout to kick in

let her up you dumb bitch

Why does nobody give Rogan shit for getting gifted a black belt because he lets Eddie smoke with him?

shut the fuck up kiwi. Joe is awesome.

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give her the tip

phwoooar lad

I've really grown to dislike Joe the last couple of years. I'd rather have Hardy.

yes

hannah looks like she had a rough childhood

This bitch trying to box with her eyes closed

You think I'm not fucking livid, bee? I'm the fucking proto Smif poster and I'm gonna miss my boy.

Say "You're a real pizza-ass"

a friend asked me to go and watch with him at a bar

i'm being social today frens wish me luck

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They actually watch his fights

because woodley is pretty much better in everything

Joe is a faggot much like u

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S HURT

Nice

Women don't care. Everyone knows Irish have small cocks, but that accent will still get them top level pussy in the US or Canada.

Wait are you crowdwebmbro? if so you cant go you have to stay home with us

>eeyy hannah!
>eyy hannah!
>eyy!!

durham is a nigger hell hole so she was probably assaulted

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nice.

was it just getting laid or did any of them turn into relationships?

Did the experience affirm that your anxieties were actually in your head? Because at 5" you're pretty close to what "average" is anyway dude

Yeah porn is insidious bro. on nofap

HEAD MOVEMENT RONDA

> 2:00 a.m.
Fuck my life.

Good luck bud. Where'd you find MMA bros?
Never met anyone who's into it, only time I've watched a fight outside of my room was for Khabib-McGregor, and I was the only one rooting for Khabib.

Offer to give her the ol’ lickaroo.

HEAD MOOMENT
HEAD MOOMENT
HEAD MOOMENT

Do you think Dominick Cruz is still a virgin?

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but muh ali abdel

Reyes happens way before Rockhold ever would. Luke couldn’t beat a top five guy at lhw.

eat a dick beta

wmma fucking sucks and people that enjoy it are perma virgins

was joe ever good at commentary?

agreed. i'll be the first to say it i think luke should just go into gay porn

100%

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I guess Twitchy isn't streaming?

jelq your dick to six inches, idiot.

why do people like cruz?

Pay a bunch of niggers to gang rape her

>MMA
>Real sport

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*pulls guard and does nothing but score control time for your opponent*
heh nothin personel

fuck this fight

Stroking it to wmma while enjoying some nice longjing lads. Glad to spend another comfy Sunday morning with heem

Why not you know. Get a white wife

No but he was paired with Mike most of his career

God this sucks

Just give her a generous tip.

1:50 AM EET here

fuck everyone who watches wmma
im serious, if you watch wmma you should kill yourself

ask if she wants just the tip

imagine dc goldie commentary duo bros

>2 cunts laying on top of each other doing absolutely nothing for minutes at a time
>"I hope the referee lets them work"
No wonder he has a half-nigger stepdaughter.

Cifers 20-18 going in to round 3

>All the big cards on Sunday morning
Sounds comfy as fuck

Usman can’t wrestlefuck him and he has no chance in hell on the feet.

friendly reminder that literally anyone on this board would HEEM any woman on the UFC roster with the exception of Nunes, Cyborg and maybe Holly Holm

god damn women can't fight

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When will they learn

TITTY PUNCH

Viana won this round from the bottom

I’m in my underwear, laying in bed, watching the fights alone. Wish me luck boys.

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kek

Polyana bout to ruin my $20 parlay

this but also anyone who watches any mma as well

It was obviously left with him after a relationship went sour.

female black belts are not black belts

1-1. How do bjj people completely neglect how to take down people

>Holm
Replace her with Rose. Holm is a meme

Based chinaman

>Dominick Cruz
>again

oh for fucks sake
When is the color commentary king DC going to return?

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What really broke me out of my thought process was that i got drunk and fucked this girl that i'd liked for a couple of years and then dated for like a year. even after we broke up we'd use each other for sex.

It was completely all in my own head..

Wrestling > BJJ

I parlayed Cifers and Mazany for shits and giggles

If you've put women in your parlay then you are the one who ruined it.

Cifers just needs to loosen up. She is so stiff and blocky with her movements.

I WANNA SEE YOU BUST DOWN

DC is probably too butthurt to watch Jon fight

5 or less now when I am fat as fuck
5.5 maybe more back when I was skinny at like 15
5 is usually fine, I fucked a girl recently that felt loose as fuck and didnt even need to get wet because of it for me to get in, but because this bitch was really attracted to me, and I can actually multitask and use my hips and keep a consistent rhythm when fucking she enjoyed it, was moaning and shit.

Just work angles, consistent motions n shit. do OTHER shit besides just penetrate, kissing, scratching, biting ears, choke a little, all that extra stuff that isnt dink size related and you're fine
if a girl has an emotional connection with you and you are at-tentative during sex youll get them off.

Dom is DC

is Dominick Cruz single? he only seems to hang around with his dog. Is he a virgin?

this girl could literally knock out the tall girl in 2 hits and yet she just wont feint and let her hands go

Nope, he bought it for himself and called it "baby".

colored commentary? cool it with the racial remarks

They should allow soccer kicks for women.

you're fucking retarded. woody allen could heem rose

twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/1101994133403557888

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rose weighs 125 pounds unless she gets a sneaky rnc on you you can just toss her around like a child

woah wtf is this?! please tell me about it

they should allow guns and knives for women

Heem bet. Will Bruce Buffer introduce Jon as Reigning DEFENDING?

i know this now, i was just a porn addicted idiot

DC is white

Reminder that Johnny Walker is overrated and the meme ends tonight.

the should let fans pay lil extra to stand outside the cage with spears and poke at them like the gladiator days

Man, ive been awol all week, just getting up to date with how packed this card. I could have sworn Askren would be in a seperate main event.
Even the prelims are spicy

Technique-wise, Rose is miles above ISH ISH ISH!

I'm absolutely certain Nunes would fuck me up.

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cringe

based

I'm rooting for the broad

hes mgtow

Can people please stop talking about their undersized little peckers in the /heem/ thread please. We have a discord and a whatsapp for those kind of things.

> cruz and rogan
good commentators but bad pairing

ciphers seems to be up this round

hes rated just fine thanks

Post #312 for Jon Jones is a cheating NIGGER

yeah when she's fighting a middle aged atomweight thai nail salon worker

I thought it was called Dojo?

30-27 Cifers

Nobody will care as it will come after he does a 1080 to introduce Smith

I prefer the American odds, hate the . odds don't mind the fractions.

I love when the tv prelims are legid

Nah. I don't think he's a virgin

it seems like if you were good at bjj you would compliment it with being able to get people on the ground... noggin boggler

Yes because jon never lost the belt and DC is permacucked

I'd let michelle triangle me desu

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Askren will heem everyone in the ufc.

first fight over

thoughts?

the fact that Poly is supposed to be a good stand up fighter when she just stands up stiff as fuck and throws slow straights just shows you how retarded women are

Here Everyone Examines Members

Heems a male but not a female

any links up for the early prelims?

yawn.

just to sniff it

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i'm glad you're in a better place

Id edge this one to ciphers.

My thumb is probably wider than Rose's wrist, no way could she choke me.

based and picopilled

I'd rather watch a Heavyweight fight go to decision than this.

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How int he world did poly have more significant strikes in the 3rd? seemed like hannah threw more

Not to be a Khabib but don't you think wMMA is kind of denying reality?

Women weren't constructed to fight - it's literally the most masculine thing you can do.

It just seems wrong.

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Because theres no takedown points like in wrestling, so people just jump guard

Women suck

Polyana Viana and Arianne Lipski
literally the same fighter

Cheers mate, feel a lot more confident in pursuing relationships now.

sniff everything

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WMMA was a mistake

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Good for her.

called it

Not mad at that decision

his step mom?

Reminder to not post or ask for streams

youtube.com/watch?v=kEdsTRrXrt4

FRANCIS SMAASH

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where are you watching the event? what site?

>wmma

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Girls can be pretty good at BJJ, however they weren't made for striking or wrestling.

>the jewish ghetto of cumskins

Takedown 2pts, as much as passing or sweeping

hannah is autistic

quiet Hannah coming for that STRAP

I knew nothing about the blonde, but I'm glad she won. I always hate when the UFC sets up these prelim fights where the up and comer is supposed to beat the shit out of some can.

at fighting

as punishment for your sexism we're going to have another wMMA fight next

Hannah was a +350 dog lmao

Do retards actually think that fight was a robbery? What the fuck is wrong with Twitter faggots

>humans are horribly built for swimming
>why are there swimming competitions, it's so unnatural

askren looks like he doesnt exercise woodley looks like he main lines bull sperm

remember when she flushed paige vanzant in literally 1 minute

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in terms of wmma this was a great fight

Heem I have some inside information but pay attention to twitter during the co main event. You could say Colby is going out with a bang. ;)

ANOTHER ONE?

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it's shopped retards
it was made by the bisping hating autist who's still salty

Heeminder that Chiasson won TUF at WFW and is already fighting at WBW

>two wmma fights in a row

what the fuck are they doing?

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id fuck that dyke

They moved prelims and main event later an hour and my brainlet mind can't adjust to it. I rushed home from the store thinking that the prelims were going to start.

>TWO cunt fights in a row
JUST MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Wait nevermind I'm wrong, Gina is the +350 dog

>rewatched that 2 hours ago
fap kino

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MORE CHICK FIGHTS?
wtf man

Zabit
and Askren

Those are the fighters that have questions needing answers

Stephes, although literally 50/50 in his wins and losses, is his toughest fight yet

Askren, as elite a wrestler as he is and as undefeated in Bellator and One as he is, is facing a MUCH tougher, skillfull fighter than he has ever fought before

would anyone get more excited if wmma incorporated staffs and clubs perhaps rolling pins

i want to fuck megan olivi

MOVE ALL OF THE BITCHES TO INVICTA ITS A FUCKING CONTAINMENT ORGANIZATION

>working as late night delivery driver for dominos
i'd be depressed too lad.

Get them out of the way early. I like it.

>forgot to buy sips

not gonna make it bros

Chiasson time

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BASED UFC getting most of the WMMA out of the way early.

Lawler lost all of his power when USADA showed up.

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where do people get dressers like that?
Im no advocate for ikea, but what an interior design tragedy

Getting them out of the way you retard.

we have a lot of impressive water related accomplishments: distance swimming, holding our breath for about 20 minutes, submarines we're pretty much better than fish

Stephens is a perfect measuring stick for a hot prospect

these chicks looks like dudes

>more wmma

heem me and wake me up when its ogre

itchy bollocks

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why the fuck would u be in a rush to watch WMMA

What did you say about my wife, punk?

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sometimes I think /heem/ is the most alpha general on the chon but then their true incelness comes out whenever it's women's time to fight

who the fuck even wants to watch this shit, what a borefest

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Zabit ain't gonna put himself in that position though.
He's technically a more elite striker, and has more ways of getting him to the ground if he wamts, than an easily predicted double leg against the cage
>Bosniack
he had a broken right hand and still clowned him, Zabit is gonna look great tonight if totally healthy

i hope that purple haired chick knocks that dude out

Anyone else feel as if any woman that does MMA has to be really fucked up in the head?

biggest underdog gina mazany is gonna make an upset.

Bet I could take you down

I'd fuck her like you fucked those boys in high school

Friendly reminder Women are naturally feminine so WMMA is inherently flawed. 14-16 year old boys could beat these women..

My brother is fucking 13, has been boxing since he was 9. Had his first Amateur bout few months ago and looks like a world champion compared to these whores.

Honestly.. People in this thread who go to a boxing/mma gym.. Tell me you dont see kids who could beat these "elite womans mma fighters" asses.

what's wrong with her nose?

She only dates small Mexicans.

I am already upset

yard sales, goodwill, dead grandmothers

Is there a stream link for this trash?
I don't want to pay the jew cunts that run this fucking event.

Stream @@@@@@@@@@@

basedstream.com
basedstream.com
basedstream.com

WMMA is missing the final round if you get what I'm saying

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i'd heem you twice today and three times on Sunday

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terrible nose job

i like her jaw structure. name?

Holy fuck, macy chiasson is 5'11, gina has no chance, the lanklet bitch is gonna sub her.

What was Mazany’s walkout song? Really familiar

both of these girls are cute honestly

>5'11
Holy fug.

Whoa men could beat women? Woweee no way you shattered my worldview!!!!

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fucking newb

Macy Chiasson the female ufc version of Kelly Pavlik with the height to weight ratio being so ridiculous that you have a huge advantage over everyone you fight...

People mock wMMA but tennis players aside - isn't Rose the biggest active women's sportsperson on earth right now?

the lanklet moves like CM Punk kek.

But dude, Ronda Rousey is a once in a lifetime athlete and could for sure beat half the mens top ten bantamweight division

Johnny Cash - The man comes around

When the Man Comes Around - Johnny Cash

why is joe lauzon fighting a girl

based

gas them both

Mazany is so fucked

jonny cash when the man comes around

BAH
BAH
BAH
HIYAH

Diego by GnP

That short haired monstrosity in blue has some of the weirdest ears I've ever seen.

PHÄ

Chiasson is a bum

SHEEM'D

reminder that the first two girls were better fighter than cm punk will ever be

JOE LAUZON WITH THE KO

BASED

SHEEEEEEEM

darude - when the sandstorm comes around

women are a fucking mistake

Post the real one then.

SHEEM SLEEPY

HEEEEMING WITH THE BOOOOOYYYYS

based macy

SHEEEM

HEEM

now how can you not like that?

SHEEEEEEEM

SHEEM SLEEPY

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It wouldn't change your point about teenage boys being able to beat them, but WMMA is new, most of these women are horrendously bad athletes by female athlete standards

>lanklet
>spams kicks
>makes retarded sounds when she throws

Yikes, cut babbies are cancer.

based lauzon ending this charade

WOOOOO

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Nice sheem, completely outclassed her

Who cares about this ugly bitch

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this bitch has a dick

>0-0 fighting in a shitty organisation
>1-0 gets invited to fight in Invicta
>2-0 gets invited to take part in TUF
>3-0 and a TUF winner and now 4-0

is this living life on easy mode?

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Bantamweight is objectively based though. Prime bulldyke warfare.

based lanklet lesbo

>we're better than fish
We literally have to learn how to survive in water or we die in it. That's not what I would call impressive. All those accomplishments took years of training and research because we are not naturally good at living in the water. More to my point, if a woman trains long and hard enough, she can be a good fighter. The problem is that not enough women are interested in fighting, which is why overall level of wmma is low

LADS I DONT THINK THIS FIGHT IS FAIR. 5'11 LANKLET MOGS ALL THE OTHER FEMALE FIGHTERS.

Sheem sleepy

Thats exactly how Anthony Smith is gonna put Jon Jones away

>crying
Why even fight

sparked the fuck OUT

HOW CAN WOMANLETS EVER RECOVER

ROBBIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT

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Really liking this gender-fluid division

APOLOGIZE TO WMMA

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>but WMMA is new

Still being trained at the same gyms as the men.

u srs lil nigga?

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>humiliated after meeting Jones

thats right hang your head in shame

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wow Mazany is terrible

Mazany looked sad

I really hope so man.

how mucht time left to start?

must decide if i stay up or goto bed and watch tommorow.

THIS BITCH HAS NO ASS, NO TITS, LOOKS LIKE A 15 YEAR OLD BOY IN THE FACE. CUT BABBY IN WOMENS DIVISION, THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF HER

Women cry about everything

DC should never have stepped in the octagon

kino card how much more wmma? xir did ight

The fact that there are people on this site that don't know who this is makes me feel old as fuck and I'm not even that old

Joe's lucky he wore his heels today

WMMA HAS ARRIVED

APOLOGISE.

the thing she can do with that ass....

SPOOKY RIB INCOMING

y nuevo

Gina is crying
I need to hug her and tell her it's okay to all be okay and suckle on her toes

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patrician taste

Main event starts at 4 AM for us.

prelims start in 45 mins

look at this jew. disgusting.

cringe

Dude just got paid to heem a thot, while you muzzies literally do it for free

one more on the main card i think.

That isn't from tonight, is it? He didn't have a beard at weigh-ins

Why is she so good?

LETS GO

I mean, it's not really much different than too many other females in UFC. You also aren't counting her Ammy career. In a way, she had a harder path because she had to win TUF in order to get in to UFC. Other women have come in with less.

Lost hard. Don't even know what the pic is from either.

He said female

Robbie ain't no bitch.
He'll have a full on hobo beard come fight time.

ask her if she's shia innit and proclaim that shia are kuffar

wow this girl is basically autistic...

worst onscreen personality ever lol

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i felt bad for her, poor girl

you still there pussy? I can hear you chewing fried chicken

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>Women are naturally feminine

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vipleague.lc/1-ufc-235-exclusive-fight-pass-prelims-live-streaming

Nunes would KO the biggest and most skilled guys in heem

LMAO DUMB NIGGER

REIGNING
DEFENDING
UNDISPUTED
JUICING
NIGGERING

Honestly a few of these bitches would probably tap me

> implying I wouldn't let paige and dern sub me

Jones
Woodley
Askren
Zhang
Garbrandt

i want cody to get heemed though

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