/hoc/

shall be watching the premier game of the night at 9pm

ha ha, hockey!

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WTF WHEN DO THE GAMES BEGIN? THERE ARE NO TIMES IN THE OP SCHEDULE WTF?!

>only one (1) later game on tonight

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wtf I love john tortellini now

Based Amerifriend!
Based Brazil!
Would unironically like this

Penalty shots is a much of a hockey play as 3v3

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Business idea full period of 3v3 in the 3rd period

I think snes going to get a cheeky win today

EDM 4-0 CBJ, final
CHI 3-5 LAK, ongoing (~5 minutes left in the 3rd)
>later tonight
NJ @ BOS, 7 pm
BUF @ TOR, 7 pm
PIT @ MTL, 7 pm
OTT @ TBL, 7 pm
CAR @ FLA, 7 pm
DET @ ARZ, 8 pm (6 pm Mountain)
DAL @ STL, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
MIN @ CGY, 10 pm (8 pm Mountain)

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based
get ready for some old time hockey

>Copying the penalty shootout from soccer is more "hockey" than 3v3

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this but 3v3 in the third with 3:33 left to play

trips confirm MIN @ CGY best game of the night

don't know a single person who likes the shootout tbqhwy

Coilers need to keep winning so we get a better draft spot, after all it is our year.

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>penalty=ot

checked

Ready for leaf fans to boo John Tavares.

leafs will shit the bed for the next 15 games and miss the playoffs.

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How do I make a bet that the Coyotes will make the playoffs?

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go up to your toilet and flush money down it

through william hill, of course! (must be physically present in new jersey.)

this

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We are ALL Maple Leafs

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This year's Laffs elimination day is going to go down in the history books

Have you seen a football penalty shot?
The NHl should do shootouts like in Sweden. The winner counts to the statistics and as the winning goal. Not counting the final shootout goal as a goal is retarded.

ha, what a pathetic cheer for tavares.

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Lumbus should be fucking disgusted with themselves.

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just cooked some onion rings, lads

MAX DOMI WITH HATRICK TONIGHT

HNIC still sucking Huawei's tiny chink cock.

just took a stinky pregame moronto. had to flush twice.

this is the habs/pens game thread

i'm calling drouin

'Canes @ Kitties starts soon

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how do i get a bf /hoc/?

just bee yourself

can't decide between canes/cats and habs/penis, what do

you should be looking for a gf.

be yourself. aka gay

Someone light up a confessions discussion, i have a confession to make

Gudbranson will have a hattrick. You can take that to the bank
You will never be a real girl you stupid tranny

it's ok we accept you

ehhh too high maintenance. Been down that road, one tried to ruin my life years ago

but I'm a boy silly

confess your sins

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Confess, my son

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I'm a Chicago Blackhawks fan

I love eatin ass and i love smokin grass, father

but doctor i am pagliacci

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I FUCKED BULLOCK HORSE

>but I'm a boy silly
Then you shouldn't worry about getting a bf, but how you're going to spend an eternity of agony and pain in hell.

wew

You don't have time to shitpost Mr. Bolsonaro

I have an enormous dingdong
Help me father

go to a whole foods store. lots of gays there, you're sure to find a bf

It's okay to change allegiance to the Hurricanes now my son. Teräväinen doesn't play for the Blackhawks anymore

you should hit up Sam, hes been kinda lonely lately

But...I don't plan on moving to Malmö

Can I switch teams from Preds to Blackhawks

I don't even live in Tennessee anymore and I travel around that I can't be bound by a single city

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that sounds pretty gay

gay confirmed RIP lad

How big, my son?
calcsd . netlify . com

Don't worry everyone, I played NHL earlier and beat the pongs 5-2

bolts sens

based

Spending your life as a gay man makes sure you'll spend your afterlife in Malmö

hi hello is this the sadomasochism forum?

Preds are boring as fuck to watch, their only redeeming quality is Arvidsson and Saros whereas the Blackhawks have GOATrick Kane an all american hero

>giving money to the EA jew

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>our flag was still there

this singer at boston, yikes

is the shield hero animu good

bring back Rene desu

lemieux is the goat by the way

>SN dabbing on ottawa
based

Don't even look, lad. It'll be bad enough without having to wade through your average Tampa gamethread.
Just pick some other completely random team to watch.

Redpill me on Sam Montembeault

what happened latvianon?
I'm trying to watch the french transmission of the Habs vs Pongs game

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Forsberg, Josi and PK are fun to watch 2nh

heard a rumour he retired because he wanted a ridiculous amount of money to sing the anthems and they kinda didnt want to give it to him

Don't worry. Based Oscar ''go suck your brothers cock'' Lindberg will shut the sunbelters up
youtube.com/watch?v=iGUGZ6xt1lg

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>tvas
>ever

CE BUT EST CERTIFIÉ

MIKE

BOSSSSSSYYYY

Here you go Homo

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but he was doing it for years FOR FREE

Talked about key players trade, new arena failure and Guy being fired. Hope Don will dab harder during intermission.

okay but I'm not going to move in with you, no matter how much you beg

absolute madman

>switching to the blackcucks
begone

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>Quebecois goaltending

just for the lold user
I've studied french for sometime and I like to see if I'm still able to understand something

burkie and maclean went off on melnyk the other day. they were saying he makes harold ballard look like a rational person.
harold ballard allowed a massive pedoring to operate under his nose for years and never did anything about it.

10 minutes of 3vs3 should be enough desu.

>et gooooooaaaaaalllll
like nails on a chalkboard, based pierre cries everytim

where did guy boucher get the scar from?

snes will dab on the lightnigs

SCAARR

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From eating pussy

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>cantnadians

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all I remember him saying about it is it wasn't from anything hockey related

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>glass already broken
THEY WILL DO ANYTHING TO NOT DROP THE PUCK ON TIME

> We do need you
> noclassnyifans

Lol, these Laffs fans still feel assblasted from thursday don't they?

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>habs

>benn
You stupid fuck

>playing sandstorm while they change the glass

Sandstorm should only be played late in the 3rd home team down by one with an offensive zone faceoff

Reminder to #EndBullying, brought to you by Telus.

>toronto in charge of puck drops

Why even?
It's not like Tavares has been the missing piece for the Leafs.

i already got banned once for saying it, so i will not
but we all know what happend

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I’m more upset with the leafs shitty performance that I am with the behaviour of the New York fans

If you are jumping from a good team onto a bad team, it's ok imo.

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Toronto get your shit together pls

my dad fought him

Laffs fans thought it was the end of the world that Taveras got chirped and shit thrown at him during warmups. But they forget how many times they boo their own fucking players, or throw jerseys on the ice, or fucking waffles on the ice during games. Or even booing Stamkos because he didn't sign with them

Word around /hoc/ you've got a fat cock. I've got a fat cock too. Maybe we should rub our fat cocks together sometime?
Maybe a little oil? Two fat cocks, together, oil?

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Shan't

meanwhile they boo'd the fuck out of gardiner just a few weeks ago lmao

laffs fans booed kessel years after he was traded too

Why would you be upset at all with Islanders fans? Fucking faggot.

>yfw you realise Ottawa's GM is playing the long con

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>Look how much classier we are than NYI fans
lmao did they forget about the Gardiner incident a couple weeks ago?

What does this translate from frog to super power?

flipping through games while I wait for MIN @ CGY... is it just me or is the camera angle super low on the CAR @ FLA game?

The key word here is traded. Laffs fans are fucked in the head.

the rat gets a penalty shot

>sid scores
>malkin scores
kek

>booing Stamkos because he didn't sign with them
Jesus Christ, please tell me this actually happend

why would I be watching that game?

>One day I dream of the Toronto Maple Leafs winning the Stanely Cup

I literally just said that I’m not

youtube.com/watch?v=u8lElccKlrU

>habs
>again

thought this would be a good game lads

sharks booed tavares at the all-star game because he didn't sign with them

Maybe after a few more beers

the lowerbowl doesnt seem very steep or something.

Pierre Dorion
Eu me lembro todos os dias dos jogos de hockey em Garneau
Espero, um dia, ver o Toronto Maple Leafs vencer a Stanley Cup
Eu sonho, eu sonho...

>first nations goaltending

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who the fuck is this panthers goalie?

Petan will score the GWG

is being the GM of the habs and snes the only teams you have to be fluent in frog to get the job?

Wait 5 or 6 more years if they don't win a cup and JT is out of prime getting paid 11 million

manlet bust

AHL call-up

dont worry guys this is exactly how my NHL game went, all I gotta do is fight someone in the 3rd and we can turn this around

An absolute literal who

iles did the same thing tbqh

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You literally said you're MORE upset with laffs shitty performance than isles fans

>finnish centering

>if
more like when

kek, this game

SON OF A COCK

is there anything more annoying than the end piece of your headphones tearing which causes it to lose sound so you have to constantly wiggle it around to get the sound to come back?

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we boo'd him when he played here as well.

WHAT I WANT

Which is true because being a little upset is MORE upset than not at all

i wanted the pens to win tonight but i didn't want them to blow the fucking habs out...

Sharks and Islanders both got screwed by that compulsive liar m8.

The former went out of their way to clear up enough space for a record-breaking salary, while the latter were told not to trade him and that he would consider staying if front office changes were made. Seems that Tr91tor was stringing them along, so I'm not surprised why they're pissed.

I'd love to see Tampa win one or two, the Islanders win one, and then the habs win one before his contract ends

lol Luongo and definitely Reimer BTFO

i thought price is elite
he looks like jones now, lol

Imagine being from Quebec lol

Panthers too

all black jerseys are cringe

In five or six years 11 million will be the equivalent of 7 million today

what the fuck
>letting pysyk score

>leafs having to pamper a millionaire

jaysus I've never seen a more coddled fan base

>allow 3 goals already
>manlet trying to start shit with Gudbranson
Habs looking absolutely silly

what game should I watch now that this habs pens game is over

bought a pair of wireless headphones and haven't looked back desu

>laffs

>laffs

>laffs

>Athletic poll had him #1 as goalie starter

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>laffs

>it was 1-0
>laffs

>Muh Tavares!!!
>Lets in an equalizing goal

Never change Laffs

can we take a min to laugh at the teds

May as well stick around Bruce I think all the memes are gonna be in this game

>SSM8

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Only watching the scores, was overrated shit on the ice for that one?

buf/tor

ITT: not so scared people

uh oh, if Freddie starts giving up softies like that, >laffs are on the golf course after game 82

Minnesota @ Calgary in like 2 and a half hours

/Hoc/ is just a circle jerk for you guys isn't it

Laffs over work Andersen, this is just the beginning.

ya seethe?

He scored it actually

stay scared

why havent you faggots called up liljegren yet? you were hyping him up as the next karlsson.

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GO BOLTS

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OH IM LAFFIN NOW

>laffs
>SSM8

OH NO NO HAHAHAHAHA
>laffs

>SSM8

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Hello is Finland here. All /caniac/s report in

>>laffs

there is no need to be upset user

also
>Habs
lmao

> Laffs on the golf course after game 82

Nah m8, they'd be the wild card facing (and getting swept by) the Isles at this rate.

Speaking of which...

> 2 goals in 3 minute span
> Laffs

Paul Andersen NOW

Sounds like there are a few buffalo fans in toronto

sidney crosby is elite

Sharks

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based of the comments did the Laffs just let in two quick goals? Watching bolts v sens game

thinking I got a fetish for anime tummies lads

You should've wrote that you are a little upset with how shitty laffs is then. Your entire sentence structure stank.
If so, Canada will have 4 teams by that time.

yes

yeah, it's too bad, I like memeing the >laffs but I hate goaltending misuse that hurts a team's chances

Sharkies desu

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scheduled for tomorrow, lad

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The ghost of phaneuf lives on in Zautsev and Gardnier.

you’re watching the wrong game

>pooperplay

Saturday nightly reminder that Jim hughson/Craig Simpson is the cringiest duo in broadcasting

MAN OF CULTURE

that's normal

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>STAY SCARED M8

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Absolutely based

Rogers please give us back Hughson. Simpson can stay in Toronto

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PEDOS OUT

>liljegren
>born 1 hour from Malmö
>played almost his entire Swedish career 1 hour from Malmö
He's a bust.

Leafs playing half heartedly again. What went wrong?

i like you

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Tits and ass < hips and thighs < tummies and collarbones

>he dips his pizza in ranch dressing

Hes still a teenager
Teenagers make shitty defence

>Tits and ass < hips and thighs < tummies and collarbones

hughes is good. simpson sucks

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who should i support?

a swedish nhl franchise will win the stan lee before a canadian one digits confirm

91215003
absolute fucking pleb
also
>not rating armpits

Muzzin is shit

4u

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Yes

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This but the opposite

imagine eating cat shit for this team

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for me? its anime feet

3D

oomoo

your wife's boyfriend's son

Holy fuck panthers is so entertaining

Like they put all sliders to zero except offense to 100

henri jokiharju was drafted after him and is already playing a solid role in the nhl. your deluded fanbase just hypes up busts as usual.

Tits and hips > thighs and ass > tummies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feet and armpits

>ragdolling overrated shit
based

Tavares BTFO HAHAHA

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kek overrated shit just got body slammed

Yah nobody is watching that sunbelt trash

it was snorting, lad
AND I'M STILL WAITING

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>can't score against his former team
>only against a bubble team
>also gets body slammed

Reminder Tavares is overrated shit

Nylander skating his typical spiritless shift, accomplishing nothing

eating cool ranch doritos and watching hokkei lads

>cool ranch doritos

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still think Barkov deserves better

watch out user, some laffer may condemn you for bigotry

wouldn’t care if messier died lpainfully

People like you don't know when to enjoy the progression of taste and when to pump the brakes and the next thing you know you're a filthy degenerate brap poster

This m8. He didn't even win a Calder in his first year for fucks sakes, and will be in Mathew's shadow for as long as he's with the Laffs. Hope he's enjoying his money since he'll need it for golf after R1 every year desu.

are the sabers the niggers of the nhl?

sweet chilli heat are the better choice of doritos

>being scared of laffs fans
i mean, nobody is even scared of their team AYOOOO

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why cant he just padstat against the soilers more often??

I'd rather watch Barkov play than Habs getting their face smashed in because it's "just one of those days" for Price

>GP: 38
>G: 0
>A: 12
>+/-: -7
>solid role
Ok lol

>is x the nigger of the NHL

the laffs are incredibly shitty

tried doing the bulju tongue move once and almost got into a habit of doing

what kinda fag pronounces his name “Yessy”

I’ll watch barkov when he gets moved to the wild

STANK PUSSY SMELL LIKE COOL RANCH DORITOS

>0.32 ppg
>known for his defensive game rather than offensive
>only -7 in the last place team(chicago at that time)
>playing 20 minutes against top lines
yeah i'm thinking Jokiharju is based.

you don't need money, don't take fame
don't need no credit card to ride this train

>still think Barkov deserves better
>six-year
>$35.4 million
Fuck off coffeenigger

Jessie Smolletarvi.
Was attacked by two fans who ran away yelling this is oil country.

Congrats on surviving another week friends of /hoc/
Specials tonight
>$1 domestic drafts
>$3 shots (2 for $5)
>$7 bacon bbq 1/2 pound burger

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he deserves better than the panthshits

terrible post

>91215324
not even worth a (You)

howd that go in?

Laff at that h8ers
Tie game

SCAAARRRRRRR

No hockey player who signs a contract deserves shit, other than what they have, fuck off.

Morgan CHADlly

i'll have two shots of onion rings

>sadres

why are you so angry

do I have to tip, not really a fan of that behaviour

yell when you need a refill

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is it american beer?

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>coworker overheard me making jokes about how jews have big ass noses and are cheap as fuck
>get in trouble with HR and labeled an anti-semite
I fucking hate office politics

Got in an argument with my only work friend
Now I'm sad and have nobody to talk to

To people unronically pay three times more for 1 ounce of alcoholic liquid then a full pint of alcoholic liquid

cheers lad

I'll have a surf & turf, medium rare, hold the guppy.

>dont be an asshole
yea its just a terrible policy

not necessary, but appreciated

we're a basic establishment, if you're looking for a special craft beer, I'm sorry friend

>not combining onion rings and mozz sticks to form the perfect side or snack

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shoo shoo
No one here is interested that youre mad at your dad and you can’t lose your virginity

you're men, a small argument shouldn't separate you for long

don is a senile fuck

if people want something bad enough, they'll pay almost anything. Most don't stop in the moment to break down the math (luckily for me)

just put the order in now, 10 mins

Absolute shameless samefag

>boy you're stupid
fuck don

It's a grill
I work with like 8 grills and one guy

die don

>pens miss playoffs
>Magically somehow wins the first pick

How butt blasted would you be?

>Larry Murphy in line for hot dogs

Never change.

mention the men with tiny hats as much as possible. You are doing good work

then you're fucked lel

so he wasnt even upset about the islanders fans

>implying someone would be surprised by this

what is icing?

the only Don I recognise is Don Cheadle

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a surgery mix that is put on cakes

>satsoff

based

Damn Cherry's age is really starting to show.

>zaitsev is garbage

based.

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>surgery mix
i'll pass

He’s right
twitter.com/hockeywebcast/status/1101914487727292417?s=21

Not a fan of craft, but I've heard that american beer is pretty bad. Pour me 2 shots of vodka and some dubbel or dark lager if you have any.

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BASED don cherry BTFOing zaitshit

Because you ''player x doesn't deserve this, even though he signed a multimillion contract for 56 years'' faggots are so fucking retarded.

most hockey players are just emotionless husks

your affinity for sucking cock is showing.

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A side of onion rings at my rink is $4. Am I getting gypped here? Decent portion I wouldn’t say above average in that regard.

>Gary, you know what to do

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Using my stuff

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in canada a side of onion rings cost $30.

Cherry summary
>shits on Zaitsev
>loves McQuaid
>wants gauntlet gloves back

support your local rink cheap fuck

>Im glad those curryniggers from Terana got embarrassed in Long Island

holy shit i cant believe Don said that before they cut his mic

Why would I disparage my own post and then delete it

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>actually enjoying on*on rings
pretty estrogen in here

based grapes telling it like it is

hyped up a hardworking grinder too

He was pretty rational about it. But he mixed to the old Coliseum capacity with the new one not realizing both the Toronto and Capitals game were sellouts with 13,900

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Another random lone wolf attack by an incel right before an elimination game? Done

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/hoc/ is meming onion rings so hard, that I think when I'll try one my disappointment will be immeasurable and I'll just ruin my day

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hand-made ones are very tasty lad

they're pretty good, far better than fries

just make sure you eat them while they are still warm

Actually just made that a couple of weeks ago, so apparently I unknowingly recreated something just like what you'd already made.
Only so many logos and colors to work with, so I guess it's not that odd.

But alot like fries they get bad cold

im goin crazy out there by the lake, /hoc/

there are shitty ones out there, but when you get a good beer battered one or any one you like, you'll be glad you did

lmao marner

There's a diner near me that uses fry bread (like native American donuts) batter for their fries and cheese curds

Say hi to the best player in the National Hockey League

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i don't think so. they're kinda gross if they're too greasy though

Evan Rodrigues aka Kungawoobeyduggarigues

Price ded

I made alot of those simple matchups with the diagonal and now i just like that you also chose gold instead of red or blue for the kitties like I did
Then I guess I know who to give my cold onion rings too also sweet trips.

do latvian's not eat onions?

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On the real, all yall crab niggers know the deal when we start the revolution all they
d prolly do is squeel

serious question now:
Tavares aka overrated shit looks kinda slow while skating/carrying the puck
It is just an impression because the way he skates or he really is a bit slower?

no bully pls

Does Ullmark always have such shit rebound control? Guy doesn't seem like he knows where he is half the time

Maybe I'll make them someday. Don't remember seeing them anywhere but in one pub and one pizza place, but probably didn't payed attention or cared.

He's never been a fast skater.

> replying to a tripfag
> even once

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I’m not discussing hockey analysis with a country that doesn’t even have clean water let alone frozen water

>swedish tending

i'll reply to whomever i want to you damn commie

You think those parasitc brain worms would make BRs good forwards?

He's not a fast skater desu

hi 2bh

And I'd murder for his right to do it

potatoes, onions and all sorts of porridges are main fuel for a latvian

Just not deep fried

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>MoDo tending

i could heem tavares

God, that sound horrible
here, have a taco

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With all due respect Taveres would kick your ass

yeah, but things feel a little bit slow motion when he is playing

>91216149
ok

>4 points

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>a leaf being able to heem anyone

Who do you give a guy more respect for /heem/ing? Chara or Reaves?

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I could heem you with one swing of my flaccid cock

Fuck em both

Big Z. his reach is a huge advantage, not to mention his overall size

Reminder all leafs are gay

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Yes but Reaves is black

>Seattle Curiosities

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Just tell what happened with uncle Dave. Let it out and blaming yourself.

Thanks, but I'll better have bacon cakes with kvas

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DONT TOUCH MY TWINKS FACE

>tf
>tp

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BASED Kapanen

Well you see it's like this

youtube.com/watch?v=8nvzEqsZIGo

when I worked at a restaurant (Culver's) I used to make "homemade" onion rings even though normal ass fried onion rings were a menu item. would get raw rings of onion and coat them in flour, batter them and fry them. would season the rings with grill seasoning (4:1 salt to pepper). fucking kino. much better than the frozen shit

>tf
>tp

nigs are only strong in numbers user, they need the pack mentality to do anything

Time flies when you're a faggot

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is this a must win for the leafs?

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how do I into kbac? I'm russian and hate that shit

I saw Tavares and Muzzin on the Yonge subway around 930pm on Tuesday. Got on the southbound as soon as I walk in the train they're right fucking there! I sat a few seats down scared to talk to them but smiling and shit. Muzzy knew they were spotted. They got off at Eglinton. They seemed like really cool guys I regret not talking to them. 20M a year right there on the train!!

You need to go back, Ahmed.

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I got a plastic coin (for a free concrete i think) from the culvers in eau claire cuz they dropped my food right after making it and took like half an hour to make it over lol

>wearing Pittsburgh jersey to the leafs/sabres game

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Thanks, lad, note taken

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Petan! Not a non-trade afterall
Well I think he's slow, not sure about slow motion though; he does get things done though

he clearly missed the train to Mtl

Holy shit

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business idea: Each team submits one enforcer into the league wide pool. Draft order decided by /heem/ order in a free-for-all enforcer fight

Petan hat trick incoming

was it busy and/or did you have more than a regular meal? because that's retarded
not sure if this is pasta but I used to see Jody Shelley at Culver's on occasion. he'd get an oreo concrete mixer in drive thru. got food inside with his daughters one day too. saw AJ Hawk (NFL) one time too

O Captain! My Captain!

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Fuck off gary

Dunno, been into KBAC since i was little lad. But beware, there are some donkey piss selling as kvas, you should find knowledgeable slav so he can help you find tasty on. I presume it can be difficult task outside eastern Europe.

>St. Louis Poo's

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>leaf humor

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Business idea: An all stand-up defensemen game (no goalies)

Dahlin caught thinking about post fame fortnite

Holy shit Muzzin has been absolutely fucking awful the last five games

IT WAS 2-1

>wtf why can't the addition of a single player fix a team's overall structural problems???

>cowswords

>being twelve

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>canadian defending

YOU MAKE MY DREEEEEEAMS COOOOOOOME TRUUUUUE

Beautiful!
Eichel is terrible defensively, isn't he? Tried focusing on him during that play, he spent the majority of the time not moving at all inbetween the circles

well fuck...

I had a good kvas in Belarus at a restaurant
bought some in Russia (supermarket) and it wasn't that great

He was great the first few games though
THEREs a nice hit from him finally

Leafs claiming the cup this year. Stay mad

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I used to go to a russian club for language lessons on tuesday evenings in this hole in the wall place. the owner had an international store too and I tried kbac one time and idk it was very bitter though if I tried it today I might acquire the taste. don't think my parents ever drink it so I know I'm not missing out

It seems like all bad guys will win today

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Did (You) hit the gym today?

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you won't get past Boston (again)

>working out on Saturday

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>scared status revoked; now at full mad, m8
STAT
>god damn hating the laffs is hard work

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i blame gary

hate hate hate

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I did some aerobic exercises in my apt and went for a walk

Digits say otherwise. This year they go down.

did some push ups

Nah every time I go to any Culvers it's mostly new people
Don't eat fast food too often tbqh

RUN SILENT
RUN DEEP

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It shouldn't be bitter, more like you are drinking sweet dark bread, it's really hard to explain tbqh

Usually there is like 5-10 different brands on a shelf, so it's 50/50 shot if you don't know anything about them.

Iginla is a bald nigger boomer

>Leafs playing the worst Hall and Oates song instead of this youtube.com/watch?v=jGnlP8EogV0 when Tavares and Marner scores

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>Alfie digits
I THINK NOT

youtube.com/watch?v=JfOZ93tlGV4

>Sid has to go into ploff mode 15 games early because the rest of his team is shit

Imagine being this wrong

>his team plays in an arena shaped like the thing cowboy’s asses sit upon

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in shannons latest video he really goes off on the calgary flames for honoring a nigger playing the whitemans game

>Calgary stampede used to be a wholesome western canadian event
>now its dude bro frat party and thot central

>the PringleDome

>sit upon
Goodness, Mother, has the bidet been sanitized???

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yo don't diss the kessel

Sounds fun

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Why do the Sabres have this French frog faggot analyzing their game

for me its the chevrolet™ good deeds cup

>imagine being a P*k* scum
If he only was that based

bill hasn't scored in like 14 games

dammit my good deeds cup bracket is ruined!

Sid is a Guentzelbabby

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>tf
>tp

lol
>needless hostility meme

Hall and Oates is probably the whitest music imaginable

>hasn't scored a goal since Feb 1
>only 5 goals in 2019

>yfw you find out that "tf tp" originated from redd*t

>he thinks the best Finnish center is NOT Henrik Borgstrom
are there really such plebs?

>31G 29A
Jake relies on Crosby, while Crosby scores despite Jake

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just calm down borgen

>Joel Armia
>Finnish

what I've never seen a finn with a proper name like Joel

Has there ever been a more insecure fanbase than that of the pooronto maple >laffs?

Any other star or fandom in the league takes gets booed in stride, whereas the entire city of tranna feels the need to literally come together as a city to make their big special boy feel better about himself after a single regulation loss. It's fucking embarrasing.

No one thinks about Finnish centers at all.

it's quite popular

>he said while thinking about Finnish centers

*sets fire to their own city*

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Fucking Lionel Richie is whiter than this dude.

Plus they are from Philadelphia. What self respecting franchise have a band from a city that have a team in the same league as their goal song?
This I know several ''Finns'' named Joel

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The more ya know

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Literally don't think I could if I tried. I've already forgotten the name of the one you mentioned earlier.

The SC final loss was just a covert to try to burn all chinks to death.

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

SKINNNERRRR!!!

i got the next thread

hope its not the same guy posting this in all the threads

new one somebody?

Of course it is

never forget

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alright lad i trust you

You make it

Don't fuck this up

...

5 new threads incoming

there is no worse pbp guy than randorf.

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YEAYUH BAYBEY

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