MOTD starts in 20 minutes on BBC One.
Running order: ManU/Sou, Bou/ManC, Tot/Ars, Bur/CP, BHA/Hud, Wol/Car, WHU/New.
>Gary Lineker introduces highlights of today’s seven Premier League matches, including the eagerly-anticipated north London derby between Tottenham and Arsenal at Wembley Stadium.
Alan Shearer & Ian Wright are your """expert pundits""".
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Anyone watching this womens football? They want to have themselves taken seriously then instead just let the girls wear names of their 'heros' on the back of the shirts instead
What a fucking stupid idea.
Could you imagine them letting them do this in a youth tournament? And every single person has Messi or Ronaldo on their backs
kek, JK Rowling just got injured
>Cardi B
Imagine being inspired by Cardi B, la
These are some pretty shit inspirations desu
There are a few on there that are a bit acceptable but pretty much every film or music option is trash
>Not starting Stanway
Neville's a fraud
>new Louis
Does he still have it?
>Literally not a single worthwhile achievement among them
>Inspiration
Jonathan Pearce just called Hope Solo "a bit of a nutter", kek
Fuck off OP Shearer is the greatest stricker of all time and Ian is full of bantz
Era
Blootah
Absolute blooter
Should be 4 - 1 at least at this point
They use """expert pundits""" all the time
Surely you must be baiting
>conceding to a fucking kiwi singer
Another blooter.
Another blootah
hahahah fucking hell. no one will take women's football seriously
>ded motd thred
why is this the case and why don't zoomers watch motd?
Zoomers watch highlight clips on Twitter
I hope you're trolling
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TOP CLASS
Yea Forums has died. Also because streaming.
young prospect
23
first ever goal for united
You're expecting these women to actually have any understanding of public figures beyond contemporary YT stars, and whomever is in the latest Marvel film.
They playing blooters only or something?
And another blooter.
Mad game.
Yes another blootah.
This is #SHEBELIVES #INSPIRATION #YESREALLYTHISISNTAJOKE thread
You can get highlights on demand moments after the match without the awful punditry sections
BBC needs to learn no one wants to watch ex-players recite the same tired cliches. They need to start hiring some of the podcast talent to give actual analysis or at least decent bants
This united side are so plucky
USA BTFO
Lukaku's scored like his last 3 goals with his right foot. Impressive considering he's left footed.
This is why the BBC cannot justifiably continue paying +£80m per year (and the salaries of Lineker, Shearer, Jenas and co.) for PL highlights.
>Nogba
*whips the shirt off*
okay.
How do we fix match of the day?
You can make 3 major changes
Didn't they have the rights for about 30-odd live matches 10-15 years ago and that fell through or did I just imagine that?
For me it's Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
sadly MOTD is still a very popular programme viewing figures wise
They had Football League games.
gary alan and a comedian
i know this really is a good idea
wait that supreme court judge
1) Make the pundits wear shirts with their inspiration on the back of them
I definitely remember them having rights to some EFL matches
Can't fix what's not broken. MotD is fine, comfy sports tv as it is.
That was awkward
they had russell brand on years ago
it was fucking weird
The Jewish one?
they treat motd more seriously than question time
>what happens when you cross solskjaer & michael sheen
Hire journos instead of ex-players
Faster pace/less forced banter
Put it on earlier
1. Get a tarted up slag to interview the players
2. Jimmy Bullard
3. More in depth analysis of tactics
hahahahahahah
am i right lads?
I remembered they had Noel Gallagher on as well one time. Won't lie he knows what he's talking about
I think you just imagined that. Don't think the BBC have had any rights to any PL games since its inception.
hahahahahahah, yeah
That also reminds me of when Radio 5 Live had Chris Moyles doing 'alt' commentary on an England game on Radio 1. It had it's funny moments but it was easy to see why it isn't a thing.
#goodtimes
CBBC once did alt commentary for the Euro 2012 final. It was surreal as fuck: theguardian.com
>Put it on earlier
Change that to better quality streaming. It's fucking awful when watching live on the website/TV app
Alan never won a fa cup XD
fake club
I remembered them.
The thing about Chris Moyles is that he tries so hard to be edgy but it's so forced it's cringey more than anything. His Radio X show shows that to a tee.
should i kill self
3 billion spent
but noone cares
Nah
RAHEEM STERLING
HES TOP OF THE LEAGUE
mid table league 1 side
No, you are loved user
...
Why is there no footage of this?
#goodtimes
Kill someone else instead
Please don't. There is a light that never goes out.
Errrrrrr... no don’t actually
NOONE CARES
YOU RUINED THE LEAGUE
Yes, but do it in an imaginative and creative way.
Smiths. Nice. Proper band.
Don't think anyone had the thought to do so.
It reminds me when Josh Homme did a Cbeebies bedtime story
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Nah mate United are good again there's no need.
Mahrez is nowhere near the levels of the other Man City attackers.
>If repeating you kys by old age
...
>Bournemouth
>0 shots in a home game
Jesus
Probably one of the only saving grace bands from the shitty 80s pop scene
No, wait for Everton to beat Liverpool tomorrow.
Has there ever been such a dominant team in the PL than Man City
Fucking Christ them statistics are embarrassing for Bournemouth
Fuck this is the only genuinely good advice so far.
Fucking kill yourself you boomer shithouse
Please stop putting expectation on us, my heart can't handle it
>Is there a more dominant team than a team which is barely winning the league having played an extra game
yes
Citeh's whole run-in is teams with nothing left to play for. It's already sewn up imo and i assure you i'd like to see Liverpool remove the curse but it isn't happening this year
>Anyone expecting them to win for the first time in 20 years
*zoomer
Fuck it, trips la
You would go down in legend like the slip and crystanbul. No pressure.
At least travel the world first or do something ambitiously stupid
If you're going to anhero might ask well do it being the first person attempting to climb Everest in Speedos
>Spurs
>Man United
>Nothing to play for
Plus they might be the most dangerous ones, nothing to play for so nothing to lose, can be more attacking
I'll take a frustrating 0-0 desu
Well the commentator went absolutely mental for that Ramsey goal didn't he
Sounded fucked off that Ramsey scored
9 years. Cahill and Arteta scored in a 2-0 win.
Why the fuck were Man United shown first? Are we still pretending that they're a relevant club?
At the rate they're accumulating injuries United will be playing the women's team against City
>cacazette
They undeniably still draw viewers more than anyone else. Gary will always refuse this is the reason teams get put on first but it so obviously is.
Cause 3 goal of the season candidates in one match
>Liverpool second in the league
>halfway through the season
>acting like they’re more dominant
go back to your bin dipping you perm haired mug
>Good goals
>Underdogs not giving up
>Controversial decisions
>Last minute winner
>Also last minute missed penalty
>Everton aren't shit
>Liverpool won't do these gypsy mugs 5-0
It was a really exciting game with at least 3 superb goals and a last minute winner. Why wouldn't it be on first?
Townsend has that sone up
>sone
Croydon education, everyone.
>it was an exciting game
We often see those buried.
Just admit it - it's because it's United, no deeper than that.
Ughhh I hate phones and cameras and there’s literally no going back.
>it goes to a fan vote and it's a tie between some shit Arsenal goal and a Salah tap in
>Why the fuck was the best match shown first?
Bored of football 2bh. I don't understand why anyone would watch West Ham v Newcastle for example if you weren't a fan of either. It just doesn't make sense to me and I don't understand how anyone derives pleasure from a meaningless game. Justify it
Ha ha .. Arsenal and online votes .. it's 2015 after all .. Lmao ..
>SEETHING over the opinion of a band
off to Yea Forums if you wanna sperg your musical autism otherwise fuck off please
It's fucking sickening that Liverpool aren't first having only lost a single game all season.
Is the NLD the worst derby in world football? It's impossible to want either team to win because they're both so easily hateable.
You don't mention the rest of the fixtures. And by the time they play Spurs and Man Utd they'll have CL spots likely assured. Whereas liverpool have games vs teams fighting for something. Greentext replies are just cheap
Liverpool: that night in Istanbul
Man Utd: that night in Moscow
Chelsea: that night in Munich
Swansea: that day in Wembley
Arsenal: that twitter vote on sky sports
Still can't forgive FIFA for allowing Salah to get a fucking Puskas award for dribbling past the mighty Cuco Martina and the rapid Ashley Williams.
That Irish post's not even worth acknowledging.
Fucking don’t then. Wtf is this comment.
Who did they lose to?
Your mum
No one cares about Swansea m8
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>Liverpool wins it 10 times since 2015
>Arse 3
Tired meme
Trips of truth
Didn't Liverpool fans get found out far worse for this
>Greentext replies are just cheap
Proper scary to think you might be having banter with a Welsh person or even worse a jock and not even know it.
Fuck off and steal something
You win the league by winning, not by not losing
The meme is because the arsenal ones were dog shit
Literally a meaningless award at this point. Why the fuck is it a fan vote.
This.
>Man Utd: that night in Munich
Fixed
>all 10 Liverpool goals were great!! #JFT96
Pathetic it really is.
I don't know the list of fixtures off by heart, just remember they have both of them to play. Who do Liverpool have that are still fighting?
I've been away from football for a while, but I'm watching this week and it's awful. It's just watching the teams that win every week, win again. I hate them all. There's no excitement; it's just a victory lap for the unbearably entitled Manchester twat brigades. No surprises; I might as well have fucked it off this week too. I'll be back if Liverpool manage to banter Yea Forums by becoming champions, but if it's Man City there's just nothing to say.
Because the player pundits were also being twats and choosing players that played for teams they played with as well
At least 8 of those Liverpool wins are fucking criminal.
>half of the teams in that image aren't in the PL any more
>That day in Sheffield
>THE WOMEN OF USA
>Aston Villa
What the fuck happened to them
Get the NFL Show lads to present it.
Rig the matches.
Leeds in the Premier League.
Southampton (A) Chelsea (H), Newcastle (A), Spurs (H), Fulham (A). They'll likely win all these but still.
ENG-ER-LUND
ENG-ER-LUND
ENG-ER-LUND
Liverpool will bottle it simple as and all of their scummy fans will be chased off Yea Forums and seek refuge in RAWK.
Chelsea (H)
>licking my lips
A good few years of just avoiding relegation by the skin of their teeth then eventually their luck running out. That Villa team that was relegated was so fucking shit.
They've done it a few times; Scott Mills has done it too. It's awful because they have no idea what they're talking about and run out of things to say after about 15 minutes. It sounds like a good idea, but I don't think it has ever actually worked.
selling benteke
appointing sherwood
Their season was completely overshadowed by LESTAH. Good thing too, because they were absolute shit: en.wikipedia.org
We can only dream
He’s just to good for you
Thought they were a big club. Found out they were tinpot. Same old same old.
wan-bissaka for england
Sherwood is unironically a good manager
Juan Bissaka for Spain
If Spurs and United will have CL spots sown up then Chelsea have nothing to play for, Fulham will be relegated, newcastle are stuck in midtable so literally only team there needing points is southampton
Unlucky you lanky prick
lads, I'm gonna miss Sarri when he will most likely leaves at the end of the season. He's such a funny punching bag for Chelsea
Based Phil Neville solving women's football
>Peter Crouch nearly scoring
How can you let this happen.
>That also reminds me of when Radio 5 Live had Chris Moyles doing 'alt' commentary on an England game on Radio 1
I remember that, with ''Comedy' Dave'.
There's a new TV show which basically is the same thing called Comedians Watching Football with Friends (obviously a copy of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee) which starts soon on Sky One, but the matches are condensed way down to a Gogglebox-type format. It looks complete and utter fucking dogshit.
I love Zaha but he sounds so retarded lel
I’m not saying I’m right or it’s true but in that interview, Zaha looked like he was on drugs
Has Crouch and Nacho Monreal ever been seen in a room together?
Literally just the Afro-Cockney accent
Saw the advert for that. They basically got the BBC Vault of comedians in who are mostly unfunny shits. That will be a trainwreck
>There's a new TV show which basically is the same thing called Comedians Watching Football with Friends (obviously a copy of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee) which starts soon on Sky One, but the matches are condensed way down to a Gogglebox-type format. It looks complete and utter fucking dogshit.
I need to watch this to see how fucking wank it is. Starts Thursday apparently.
Wolves final day too might even be in the race for Europe
(((Comedians)))
Fuck I miss Fantasy Football League.
'ate Mgubu
'ate Hudson-Nkongo
Love Smith
Love Jones
Shit result
Simple as
You're on to something there
Best RB in the league la
Yeah that could be a big one.
Its going to be tight. Can't see either of them dropping more than a couple of points before the end of the season.
Is Burnley as glum as its name and badge suggest, a Stoke-esque area, or is it surprisingly nice?
>Fuck I miss Fantasy Football League.
youtube.com
I miss Lovejoy and Chamberlain early 00s soccer am the most. It was that so tacked together it's was great
STATTO! STATTO! STATTO!
I used to like it too but couldn't watch it now as I know David Badiel is doesn't shut up about how Jews are victims.
Guess.
Fucking united were so licky to play palace last week when he was injured.
>I miss Fantasy Football League
Yeah I think that was really the only show to properly mix comedy and football. Also it was genuinely informative - it's where I learnt the name of the stanchion.
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>Lovejoy
Utter prick desu
Looks surprisingly nice :3
He looks an absolute fucking moron.
What the fuck is with those three dreads?
Handbags and Gladrags just played in my head looking at that image
Thanks lad that's cheered me right up.
>Tim Livejoy
OBLIGATORY: wsc.co.uk
The greatest review of a football book ever.
Only ever saw Fantasy Football when they brought it back during the 2004 euros. Wish I had seen it as a regular thing
jock's are easy, their inferiority complex outs them eventually. The perfidious cymru can hide amongst any group, truly a wily beast
Look like most urban areas in this grim fucking country.
Thread is boring me now lol
>Fucking Jewish comedians; I miss David Baddiel
I have some terrible news for you user
Ohh yhh that is true, he was just a good 'just there' guy
Quick everyone ask 190 about all the drugs he does!
David Baddiel is really the weakest link desu and there's only two of them.
Got ya welshy
tbf Frank is based
Lol next game is Scumdiff getting their cunt kicked in
Hahahahahaha fuck off Cardiff you dirty bin dipping rat eating bastards
S W A N S E A
That was kind of the joke but to be fair it wasn't much of one.
Go easy on them Lisicki they lost a striker in a horrific accident
>tfw Cardiff stay up and dab on Swanshit in the cup next season because Shitsea will still be playing above their level in the Championshit while Warnock's mighty Bluebirds MARCH ON!
TURN THE PAGE
Be nice Toby
You'll be playing them next season
that Bergkamp goal was good and all but best ever?
For me the best goal ever was that Salah one, won the Puskas and I voted for it
>in the cup
>third round: scumdiff gets their cunt kicked in by Gillingham
>fourth round: Swansea destroys Gillingham 4-1
Never seen owt like it since. Blooters and dribbles are ten and penny
Are any of the England women's team qts? Millie Bright isn't playing
Typical bindipper.
If _a_ goal has to be then I wouldn't be too upset if that's the one they pick out
Ultimately meaningless a plaudit though isn't it
Apples and bowling balls. Next season, once Cardiff are stabilized, it'll be a different story.
Based Wolves mauling the Welsh Sheep
abertawe am byth
At least he never did that yelling-in-a-fake-Scottish-accent thing that everyone else on Soccer AM seems to think is hilarious. But that review is fantastic.
Genuinely believe the current Swansea team is better than the Scumdiff team
That must objectively be the worst transfer of all time (for obvious reasons).
What made it worse was Colin then using the crash as an excuse for not signing another striker on deadline day.
I put Soccer AM on earlier and it really was just abysmal. I swear it used to be good but maybe I'm mistaken.
>Next season, once Cardiff are stabilized
In the Championship.
You were just younger
Reminder that 190 said Swansea would be straight back up into the Premier League next season
Some of it was funny. Once Lovejoy and his gang left, it slowly deteriorated before becoming the shit you see today with insufferable cunt Jimmy Bullard constantly trying to be relevant.
It's one of those things that I think I might have just been at that age when I watched it where it was funny but in hindsight it was shite.
A long time ago it was genuinely alright
It just seems like a high budget youtube football show nowadays. Which are mostly shit on it's own.
Etheridge will move to another PL club I reckon
Archive it or fuck off you mug
I've never understood who it's mean to be aimed at. It used to have that "whaaay lads lads lads Carling Carling Carling #ladsontour" vibe, and now it has the black urban peng mandem zoomer vibe, but the comedy scenes have never been the sort of thing that would appeal to anyone over eight. Do #lads watch it and cringe, or do toddlers watch it and have no clue what's happening?
course he did the deluded twat
meanwhile Swansea have had an awful season
Swansea have played brilliantly this season you samefagging maggot
Back in the day it used to aim at, basically, Oasis fans
It hasn't really moved on and they still get on those bands who tried to be Oasis but failed, alongside grime artists and the like
>Naming a stand in your stadium after a man who cheated at baseball
No they haven't they've been fucking dire LOL
>Swansea have played brilliantly this season
Back to the PL they'll go
>needing 2 (two) red cards before you can score at a bankrupt club
>played brilliantly
>thirteenth
Come on, Tobe.
t. Plastic Liverpool fans merely looking at the table
Swansea have played some brilliant football with our youth players.
The first season hasn't even finished and Swansea have already blended in with the other shit championship teams.
Does anyone dislike Mark Noble?
Actually try watching a Swansea game before commenting your clueless twat
Yeah his evil twin, Dark Noble
Doesn't everyone?
Me
So what happened to that rise to Greatness after beating Burnley and Huddersfield?
Newcastle should just go down for being this deluded alone. Please make it this season.
I love stupid jokes like this. Your alright user.
Why?
Graham Potter's been nowhere near as incredible as everyone made him out to be.
Airline food? What’s ‘up’ with that?
I hear Juan Mata's evil twin has the same first name.
He's basically Roy Keane for the snowflake generation
Johnny Kills IS the evil twin.
You fucking wish you stupid faggot
That I do, thanks for clarifying my point
>Police are investigating alleged death threats by Willie McKay towards senior Cardiff City officials, The Sunday Telegraph can reveal
This story just isn't going away.
The whole thing is shady as fuck.
>Manchester United coach Michael Carrick is the top contender for the Newcastle manager's job if Rafael Benitez leaves in the summer. (Teamtalk)
What the fuck I know he's a Geordie and everything but what.
USA BTFO
ENGLAND WINS 2-2
Why did he think he'd get away with doing that
Just gotta beat Japan and our girls will be biggest believers
oh man I wanted some shady bodyswapping shenanigans, please be crazy
Fav player unironically. He doesn't get rated enough
he's a football agent
they're all crooked bastards
>get the nfl lads
Lol wat?
Those presenters are cringe personified
He's right Jason and Osi are based.
The whole NFL Show format is spot on. Blows MOTD out of the water.
so what do you lads think of /myboy/ jimenez?
he's a good lad
Are women not allowed to be inspired by men? Imagine having inferiority so ingrained in your DNA that you can't even relate to the greatest achievements of humankind.
Not these days.
And men MUST have a woman that inspired them too.
Who takes women seriously am I right guy?