REAL MADRID vs BARCELONA - Official CLASICO Match Thread #3

cringe
cringazoooo

>#4 all time in champions league scoring

whats with the fag commentator?

Because he's Florentino Perez's surrogate son

>karim "ronaldo was holding me back" benzema

Wow messi has been so great in this game amirite bros? hahahaha

KARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM

pecho frio

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

RAMOS I KILL U I KILL UR SISTER FUK YOUR MOTHER - Sweden

>BENZEMA

It's difficult to give a shit about this game when Real Madrid are never in contention for winning the league

Even if Real Madrid won 6-0 - what do they get?
To boast?

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>BENZEMA
Messi no pechearia tanto si jugara para cataluña

Messi injured groin

>replay showing messi fondle his dick
ok?

cristiaaano

cristiaaano

cristiaaano

cristiaaano

Messi is out.

>dembelel
wew, how much did this guy cost again?

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because you villeros negros putos de mierda pecho frios always put him with trash like maxi meza and lazini and expect him to play with that fucking absolute garbage trash "support" Stop deluding yourself thinking your league is any better than Belgiums league at this point you fucking shit

*grabs dick*

Messi got his balls stuck in a uncomfortable position and the camera focuses on him JUST

Look before you pass ffs

he's been great this season and was really good in the last classico

why is real so shit lads? did TSUUUUU leaving end the galactico meme?

about 88 blings

One whole Vinicius Jr.

Busquets booked already so can't "tactical foul" any counters

t. zoomers that never watched Sabella's Argentina

how can barca and real, 2 of the richest teams in the world, have strikers who are this bad?

I can't believe I defended Messi and called the romanian and the new zealander retards when they were right all along.

PORTO 1 - 0 BENFICA
In case any of you wants to know

>suarez

better than Vinicius

come the fuck on RATKING

>FLY BETTER
what did they mean by this?

>Carvalel

Ship the rat fucker off, get icardi or something.

Dubs and ramos hat trick

STREAM?

No we don't

why is donaldo not playing

>bayol
>passes to goalkeeper

Tsu and zizzou

dembelel is easily the best player on the pitch
can't believe memesters compare him to fraudicius

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>dumbelé

Ploy to sign Salah

>Carvajal
At least Dumbele is fucking shit but holy fuck Carvajal.

>MESSI IS MAD NOW :D HE'LL TOTALLY REKT THEM IN THE SECOND HALF
You guys are fucking retarded

Who is better at passing, Rakictic or Fabregas?

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>sideline reporter
>female

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What the fuck is this shit with this womyn speaking?

Thanks, but i will decline your offer

damn gabby that commentary had me horny

Bale to any goalkeeper

>Magaysia

>gabrielle amado
YIKES

I ain't clicking that shit nigga

Do gays like, jack off while getting pounded? Do they get even more pleasure than girls when secs?

>Dumbele

i wouldn't run neither if the guy next to me is pavón or meza desu ne

>Dembele

He’s sooooo fucking dumb

Thiago

gay

Post ramos vs messi and the fault
help a nigga ou t

You now remember that Isco exists.

>peenicius

Chile

Lmao that commentator cuck wants fraudicius to do something relevant so badly

>Fede Valverde in

Barcelona is done, GG
now those useless shits Kroos Casemiro and Modric will learn how to play the midfield

Check last thread

break ramos's leg ffs

>being threatened by females
SAD

>Literally stopped it with one hand
My fucking sides fraudicius

Vinicius is the true successor of Donaldo with that shot conversion rate

>flag
I'd rather not

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Mourinho: Sergio Ramos "knows the game has to change, and probably he does it with intention of creating a little different temperature for the second half. Because the game, until now, was really soft in my opinion.”
>Mourinho: Sergio Ramos "knows the game has to change, and probably he does it with intention of creating a little different temperature for the second half. Because the game, until now, was really soft in my opinion.”

Some of those webms are hot

>chigay

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the media thrives off a rivalry which is why Cristiano was created, it's boring having barcelona stomp real madrid for years

Isco? more like Wasco amirite?

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how many shots does that make? 80?

VINICIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

quite based
he is probably the only good madrid player on the pitch right now

Damn that first touch
But championship Tier Finish

>12(twelve) points gap

I cant stand watching this shit Barca squeak in grinded wins against Real and other shit teams, Valverde out

Ramos confirmed for >120 IQ

aww

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Would you rather have vinicius or dembele in your team?

>that flag
>aintclickingthatshitm8.dll

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

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Can someone inform Dembele that it’s his job to pass to Messi.

I'd rather not have a colored on my team

Should've been a goal

still better than last year with fraudiano

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c u t e

Based kitty poster

Dembele is levels above

If you can't see that vinicius is talented then just give up from football

Dembele's play redpilled me on Race and IQ.
He is so fucking stupid, I dont know how he made it to the Barca starting 11.

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dembele and it's not even a contest

Me and my Steam library

you're a funny clown

your arrested

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V I N I C I U S

P A

C U A N D O

>Messhit

>Vinishit
This is getting hilarious

messi is a cuck

the sad part is that nothing is going to change because they keep winning

>SHITICIUS
>PIKEK
>LENGKEK

Haram, you will be punished wollah

BENNNNN ZEEEEEEEEEEE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

messi being shit again

Don't stop

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wow, the barça coach is playing for madrid now.

me trying to pick a game to play

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Vinicius is like me, he can't finish

Lenglet needs NFL armor

>vinicius
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAAH

>fraudicius

lenguelet broken ribs incoming

Not for everyone

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>caralho
Kek

This. Vinicio looks like it works a lot. Dembele is our guy.

get out jew

Ramos is going to kill the ref

vinicius needs to be shot and killed at this point
he couldn't finish his fucking dinner
brazilian monkeys were a mstake

lmao @ how toothless Real are

lol

>BAYOL OUT
hopefully forever

shut up vinicius senior

that black dude would be a king at dodgeball. he always seems to hit a barcelona player when he tries to score.

That's not an option in the question you stupid fucking gipsy. Dont reply if you won't choose one. Low iq scum, kill yourself.

this guy can't finish for shit

How was that yellow card?

It won't be for the next 8 years while he continues to be shit and brainlets everywhere insist that he's not.

>Halal unironically spent 100 million on two pace nigmutts
The state of Vinishitus

>vinishit
chelsea are actually fucked this summer
JUST

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You have a low IQ. You can't tell when it's the fault of the player or when it's a achievement from the defense. It's ridiculous. This thread is full of clueless peopel

lmao ramos is so bad, he can't defend without fouling

Just let Vinicious run around with the ball he wont score anyways

>asensio
now this is a meme straight from 2016

someone fucking shoot ramos

>EEVEE Tier defending

>messhit
>le "run into the defender when you lose the ball" man

>vishitus

BAYOL BOOED AND WHISTLED

Ramos looks like on drugs

stop following me around Breivik

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Still time for Bayol to get a round in at the pitch 'n' putt

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

Why did Real Madrid give up?

Lmao

do you even need to defend against vinicius?

I hate players becoming old. They become too rational.

Do Spanish TV Programs dickride Vinicius Jr really hard like they do here?

obstruction during a counter

Madrid fans are such cunts

FUCK RAMOS

14 touches for bale
EXPOSED

This pls

Based Lenglet

This shows to me that Yea Forums has literally no idea what they're watching. You guys simply have a shallow vision of everything. You can't evaluate players to save your lives

Stop taking shitposts seriously you fucking retard

Messi was falling before he could even touch Ramos.

fucking hate courtois lads

THE CHAD LENGLET VERSUS THE VIRGIN RAMOS

based smack

shut up monkey

Why do the Madrid fans hate Bale so much when he contributed heavily to Real winning the CL multiple times?

fuck, I just realised now that Bale was playing.

Checked

BOOOOOOO BALE BOOOOOOOOOO

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Lenglet doing God's work

(You)

Under par, so pretty good round

Watch el Chiringuito and see retards like Edu Aguirre and Roncerdo dickride him

Based Lenglet

>Ramos tries to bully Messi
>gets elbow'd by Lenglet

Kek

ok bartomeu

Imagine being Bale and being a second option to a useless 18 year old

>penisius
Jesus christ lmao

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Thank god vinicius is shit

ok if you want to lie...typical madridista. delusion

>can't passicius or shooticius

whens the last time Barcelona won both clasicos in the league?

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>20 favela discount coupons has been added to your account

Because they're fickle children

This thread actually explains why England only have a bunch of donkeys in their team

wow angry messi has totally dominated this second half lol

Indeed. Can you believe that Yea Forums actually believes Barcelona are winning this match when Real are clearly winning 3-0, including Messi's own goal?

WHERE THE FUCK IS TSUU

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marca does

>the state of wh*te ''people''

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Stop defending this clown
He should play beach football or something

Who here /Dep. Santini/?

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>playing bayol in a non cl final
They are asking for that

>be vinicius
>can't pass
>can't shoot
>can't cross

Madrid's attack is laughable

Every young madrid player is hyped as fuck by the likes of Marca and AS. Regardless if he's actually good or not.

Messi is too slow now and he is injured today I think.

t. vinicius's brother

I'm Welsh la

>Nobody is praising Pique in this thread
Niggas y'all dumb af.

>can run

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That's all you guys can evaluate the guy who shot inside the net. Nothing else.

no one remembers the past in this society of media overload . we've made a mistake somewhere on the timeline

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2009-2010

What does he do

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how the fuck do you see chiringuito when even spaniards avoid watching it?

unironically based

so i've been eating olives sardines and drinking wine while watching this game

will this make me as beautiful as asensio

If Messi scores Ray Hudson is going to need to change his underwear, pants and possibly even socks.

Was Messi as shit as Vinicius when he was 18?

Why only a small portion in the crowd is wearing the Real shirt? Weird shit.

I want to fuck Misuzu so bad.

>the absolute state of New Zealand and Brazil ITT

>shoots
>misses
FUCKING NIGGERICIUS
KILL THIS FUCKING MONKEY ALREADY

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We usually ignore shots from inside the net, mate.

I praise his wife's bunda

it's been non stop shilling since he got in the team

Arthur is the best brazuca player nowadays anyway

heres your (you)

>*runs*
>"Magic!"
>*fucks up a pass/shot/cross*
>"so unlucky..."

people are just here to meme and shitpost la

it's either THIS SECOND or nothing. what happened yesterday? oh idk, but TODAY at 3:14 EST this is happening

No.

Always excuses with you niggers

Spain has a problem with resellers.

Royston Drenthe > Vinishitus Jr.

Based

this

been quite a tame game lads

moin moin

Delusional hue. I'm pretty sure everyone itt agrees that Arthur has been absolutely elite despite not scoring or even shooting.

Just accept that Vinishit is a fraud and there are far better Brazilian players

oh wow, thank you

he's seen rollin

Dunno why but Vinicius made me remember Robinho

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Messi at 18 was like Mbappe now

Pique x Shaqiri

O.M.G

You just reminded me

>day 1 on Yea Forums

All the good strikers play for Atleti and hate Madrid.

Ok, want an honest opinion? I don't think Vinicius should be playing at this level right now. He'll definitely improve a lot in the future but I don't think he's good enough as of now, Madrid need someone who can actually finish.

Mbappe is better than Messi at the same age

World cup winner?

>"i don't rate vinicius jr, he lacks that which is found in the elite players: decision-making and composure"

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Where is the excuse? Everybody knows that Messi isn't that decisive anymore. He is not so fast as in the past. He now is like a Xavi with more goal. He is there to make the passes for Dumbelel and Luisito.

the guy waving the peruvian flag
fucking lol

Robinho was good until he left to Shitty

Arthur doesn't even look forward, fuck this trash

Daily reminder that Pique had sex with Ibrahimovic

>trying to argue with flamenguistas

even Robinho was better

>dunno who
because you're a rapist

lolno
maybe mbappe in 2 years

this but unironically

Just took a big fat smelly Vinicius lads

>Dumbélé

>He now is like a Xavi
He's too selfish for that. Plus his vision isn't half as good

>Vidal on
Rip vinicius' legs

?

NDOMBELE WTF

So basically Iniesta

gross, "she" went fat so fast

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So fucking weird to see this game at night and not in the middle day

Mbappe is better than Messi was 18, but I agree you with your point

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Kek

He was only good at Santos, our NT and >milan

So what is your point?

Based & this

>Vidal
Damn, I forgot he was at Barcelona

look guys it's vinicius

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That you're delusional

>Messi gives it to Dumbele on a silver platter
>Dembele still finds a way not to know whether to shoot or cross, ends up being some weird attempt with Suarez pointing at the ground for the 4th time

I only watch it for el Clasico meltdowns

Dembelel has been so selfish today kek

>Dumbele

>Dumbelè

Good taste desu.

*tricks you*

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>Vidal

Time to end this game

Dembele being the best Madrid player today

If Dumbele had half a brain Barca would be 3-0 up by now

>vidal
wew la

>brazilians defending Negueba Jr.
Guaranteed flamenguistas

Remember Asensio?

Delusional in what way?

Every time Vidal does a slide tackle a kitten dies

BRING ON BOATENG

he's right not to pass to Suarez

i missed my grandmother's funeral for this
score sam facking goals

Vinicius looks like a Sevilla type player not real madrid

You just said Messi is like Xavi. Who the fuck thinks that?

This. Vinicius knows what he wants to do but doesn’t have the skill

>Dembelel vs Fraudicius
clash of the brainlets

why cant vinicius hit the goal?

>Barca players literally let Vinishit shoot because they know he'll fuck up

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Vinicious has one of the worst shots ever. Zero composure.

>vinshit

>responding to a new zealand flag in a barca / real thread

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Reminder that at age 19 Messi was voted 2nd best player in the world by fellow players and managers

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>Vinicius shoots and.........

chebs

Based and redpilled, always buy fron paulistas and gauchos, cariocas are memes

god can these commentators stop sucking of vinny

Chile

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kek

Madrid bought the wrong kid. Milan had it right with Paquetá

how many chances does he need :)

Paquetá is elite

Mbappe is literally a meme football nigga. They all start good because of their pace. Just like dembele. After that they are shit. Messi and Ronaldo are
world class

Raul was

Valdano said that Raul had the same problem and they worked on it and fixed it.

>"When Raul was at the same age as Vinicius, we spent days correcting his finishing," Valdano admitted in an interview with El Transistor.

marca.com/en/football/real-madrid/2019/02/28/5c77dfe2468aebf9318b45ab.html

if these 2 teams didnt fall for the pacenigger meme with vinicius and dembele they would have scored 5 goals each already

this

Lmao I fell for the Vinicius hype

Why did your dad leave the family?

is fraudicius right footed or left footed?

Vinicius >>>> Dembele

2 years ago, barcelona was getting spanked by real madrid
after the super cup, barcelona looked to where they needed to strengthen and when there.

madrid sold their best player and bought a fucking worse goalkeeper and some bench players....

You're delusional in the sense that you see the world differently from a lunatic slum-dweller.

>dumbele
>fraudicius

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anyone reasonable
unsurprisingly, you're sperging out because no one is allowed to praise Messi near you

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/messi/country/nz/type/op/

Because Messi was actually good, while Vinicius and Mbappe are zoomer tier marketing creations desperate for a new player

imagine that, two young studs. Large men, muscular and tall yet very lower body fat. Both above 6'4(193cm) , just playboys. driving fast cars wearing sweet clothes and banging at least every other night

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What the fuck happened to Madrid?
Two seasons ago they were raping Barca

>Barca letting Vinicius just run and shoot because they know he'll miss

Not footed

>peenicius

>anyone reasonable
Xavi never took 9 shots in a game and missed 8 of them. Like I said Messi is far too selfish to be like Xavi

He is doing the same as Xavi did. Don't you see that he is the one that is in hte middle making the passes? But he sometimes makes some attack because he is better than Xavi but he is not so fast as in the past. He is not that decisisive. The Messi of the past would have fucked Madrid many times today.

do not reply to kiwi posters
he needs medication not (you's)

>busquets trolling casemiro
based

Me too

benzema looks like the kind of guy who would fight for the ISIS in syria if he wouldnt be good at football

Barcelona are literally letting Vinicious have the ball.

Mbappe is the only good nigga
He actually scores

found a goal even vinicius would actually score eventually

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he doesn't have a good foot

200 IQ defending

A certain greatest of all times left them

how do i legacy captcha on firefox tired of clicking on buses until there are none left

this looks like a 1-1, they are giving Madrid so many chances

mbrappe is the only le fast black young guy who can score. madrid should have sign him

>DISCO IN
lmaooooo

mid footed

>dembele
This is what football manager and fortinite does to your brain

And Messi needs to score so you can keep up your facade

ISCO ISCO ISCO ISCO ISCO ISCO

Holy shit he's so bad
Brazilian frauds, never ever.

>chanting Isco

lel

Tsu

keked

whom

Vinicius was playing in the Real B team and then they called him to main team

The only reason he is being criticized to much is because he was hyped by others so much and thought to be the one to replace Ronaldo
The one to replace ronaldo should be benzema
Vinicius is a talented 18 winger . He is still developed

I don't understand why all the responsibility is on him

so is isco suddenly going to do something?

This Bein Sports commentary is shambolic. I like it.

>they are giving Madrid so many chances
as long as it's vinicius finishing them barca have no worries

based

Hiro killed it

SHITSCO

Vidal comes in for Arthur and theres an avalanche of Real Madrid attacks

No, there are a lot of meme players, but Mbappe is the real deal, he is an amazing player. Obviously he is not as good as Messi or Ronaldo, but definitely one of the best in the world.

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"settings", abajo a la derecha

>benzema

You are unironically the only one OBSESSED with Messi

Haven't you heard? They enabled legacy captcha on 4chanX a couple of weeks ago.

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>asco

Why is Benzema even in real? What does he do there..

*18 yo
*developing

>le shoot blooters nigger
Oh no no no, who even rates him?

>enigma
LEL the 5'5 bow-legged, slow as meme mallet

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>Scores vs Sevilla
>Oh my goodness !! Oh my lordy!
>Jogs vs Real
>H...he didnt need to score he controled the middlefield

You're obsessed with defending him. He's done nothing to earn it

Fuck off he's shit

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G U Y S

>Gordisco
Pack it up, its over. Barcelona already won

Florentino thinks he's good enough without Ronaldo near him

>Asensio dive
Disgusting

kek wtf is he doing

ray cumson

that DIVE ROFL

Vidal looks fat

Isco is too slow and his legs are too short

>isco stolen by dembele
SHEEEEEEEIT

>Nonsensio

isco is fucking shit

benzema is shit and has always been shit

vinicius is just the kid who got thrown under a bus when madrid decided that he was supposed to replace ronaldo

>5 shots
>1 on target
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

can he beat willian and get an 8-1 ?

>Asensio

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Not defending him and never have. You also have no reading comprehension it seems.

(You)

CoutiGOAT in

The only games that real raped barca in were in the spanish supercup a season ago

fucking low IQ dumbele

>NO U
lmao, gr8 argument, and you just killed your own argument here

>whaaaa, why cant i play eibar every game
>whaaaa, ref book him, hes defending too hard

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Fuck jannies, niggers and Donald Trump

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>N-no you're o-obssesed
And you call other people delusional...

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Why does he look like a midget if he is normal height?

>coutinho
based

is messi still playing or was he subbed off? legit question

asensio is half dutch but looks arab
lmao

Is this coutinho guy any good?

he runs with his stomach out like the boomers in a rec league

>blatant dives on VARdrid 3 meters from the ref
>no yellows

bow legged

Unironically true you mong

Are you being serious Mr anime poster?

Does anyone here actually like Madrid?

Barca are based

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Just explain to me why he's allowed to play like shit against every good team he plays but is still considered the best player in the world and I promise I'll never post again

std::cout

He's a mentally ill gyppo who needs meds

He is resting for Champions.

Literally haha, like old guys in 5 a side

It's that moorish blood

he does nothing, did he even have a shot at goal in this match?

> Still no Mesi-Ramos webm

Arabs and gypsies

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idk lol

RAMOS SHOOK

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Of course not!

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Not an argument

all the real 'fans' have started to purchase from Juve now

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>Coutinho

GET FUCKED RAMOS

>keeper punches ramos

good, fucking cunt

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post niamh

That Asensio dive was a baroque masterpiece

TER CANNON DAT NIGGA RAMOS

Because Messi playing like shit is still better than all but a handful of players in the world. Have fun shitposting on Reddit.

>w-why don't americans watch soccer

Great match from Piqué tbf desu

Now you remember Coutinho

This is the first time I've ever watched Divegrass, I guess that name isn't anywhere near an exaggeration, holy fuck these people are like a bunch of fucking babies, how do you people watch this shit

>they let kovacic go and kept isco

kek

that should be 2 penalties in a row

>Solari game plan
>dive in the box and shoot from 25 yards

coutinho is so fucking useless it's not even funny

ronaldo will save madri-

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Ramos getting TEAR Steggen
based

Based Ter Stegen

His dutch mother was part Indonesian.

le rare long range blooters man is in

WTF WHY IS HIS RIGHT ARM SO SMALL?

FASTER

>no penalty kick
I guess keepers are just allowed to punch players in the face

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stop being fat

They play like shit now, but I've been a customer since 97

how is this not a yellow
fuck la liga refs

>asenshit

Coutinho's confidence is the lowest in all of high level football right now

:(

No he isn't. He wasn't even a top 3 Barcelona player today. Nor was he the last time they played Madrid, or against Lyon when he had 1 shot on target in 9 attempts. All he does is pad his stats against shit teams. Anyone can do that with Barcelona

that Madrid dna

>shoot 1 goal
>semen slurp for the rest of the match because you're fine even with a 1-1
Nice plastico

>Piqué
what the fuck

is he ok?

Based texan amerishart has entered the thread

>Allowed to play like shit
He does play shit sometimes and he has done so more recently. But even at shit who can literally say they do more than messi at current era football? Ronaldo is the only choice

Based Ter.

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>Pikek

>PIKEK

>pikek

Ter Stegen > Neuer

Ramos and Pique is the reason you lose to Netherlands and Russia

ref is fucking awful

What the fuck is a "watch party" ?

based piqué

Kek Pique taking the absolute piss

Pique pass the fucking ball to Ter Stegeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.

pique balls of steel

Messi does seem a bit off today 2bh

Also Twain don't reply you sad cunt

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>PIKEK
yikes

>Pique

KEK

>pikekmind

>soccer is only for smart people

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the fuck was he doing

Vidal is playing really well m8

Just explain to me why you’re obsessed?

WHAT THE HELL IS PIQUE DOING REEEEEE

I don't know the name of the team but I love their fans

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He’s just toying with halal

Who are the top three according to you

wtf pikek

You promised you'd stop posting. Why are you such a fraud?

Pique is gay 100 percent

The weird thing is that he is a really good player, just seems to be unable to do much in Barcelona which is strange.

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why pique

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>150 billion dollarydoos for pootinho

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lmao
You could make one with just moments with Portugal

>Euro 2004
>2006 World Cup
>Euro 2008
>2010 World Cup
>Euro 2012
>2014 World Cup
>Portugal winning without him in 2016
>2018 World Cup

>bostinha

>"I rate Pique"

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>missi

It's Flamierda

Because you didn't have an explanation
Roberto, Pique, Rakitic and Lenglet were better than him

pretty based for bullying viniger and >benzema

Very satisfying to watch

Noice

What happened to asensio? Ronaldo put him in the same list of future best players as mbappe, neymar

Lads, have you noticed that both twain and the kiwi are not replying at the same time? Does the confirm the proxy fag theorie?

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S-sure hehehehe of course he is right lads?

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The name is not important, they're just a rede globo meme

Kek based

vidal is eating madrid alive

Oh wow. So those players were better than him in this game? I mean consistently throughout all season. Anywhere in the world kiwi

It was an explanation, you just didn't agree with it. You promised you would stop posting if you got an explanation. Why should anyone take anything you write seriously after you broke that promise?

he sucked lots of dicks

It was already confirmed when he forgot to switch to his Argentina proxy and posted with his Romanian flag that one time.

Because you needed to provide an explanation that was actually correct, not a lie

what's a "beard"?

The whole defense has been better than him this season. They've been bailing Messi out the whole season

this is mental illness
get help please

dude seek help, seriously

He got figured out a bit

Seriously man. I can't even take you seriously anymore.

You didn't request a correct explanation. You promised you would stop posting if you got an explanation, which you received. You broke that promise. Nothing you say can be taken seriously now.

>being this obsessed with defending a shitty player
At least put it towards someone that has earned it

Zidane system babby, same as Isco

Someday i'll fucking kill albania and new zeland

Fuck man. I feel sorry for you. Even me as an americunt know more about "soccer" than you. Seriously be sad

Gods Work right here

m8 you are absolutely desperate to have someone to agree on you bashing some player its fucking sad

imagine getting upset by some retards farming yous

Understandable, they don't really play outside of Brazil.

they haven't won against Barca in almost 3 years m8

i think he's talking about the super cup matches