/mls/ general - 2019 SEASON KICK-OFF edition (w/ ayy + wog friends)

>Saturday, March 2
Philadelphia Union vs Toronto FC, 1pm EST
Orlando City vs NYCFC, 2:30pm
Columbus Crew vs NY Red Bulls, 4:30pm
FC Dallas vs New England Revolution, 4:30pm
Colorado Rapids vs Portland Timbers, 6pm
Vancouver Whitecaps vs Minnesota United, 6pm
Houston Dynamo vs Real Salt Lake, 6pm
LA Galaxy vs Chicago Fire, 8pm
Seattle Sounders vs FC Cincinnati, 10pm
San Jose Earthquakes vs Montreal Impact, 10pm

>Sunday, March 3
DC United vs Atlanta United, 6pm
LAFC vs Sporting KC, 8:30pm


>USL (sched and news)
uslsoccer.com
>NWSL
nwslsoccer.com
>A-League
a-league.com.au

>Previous

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youtube.com/watch?v=PW1HhpERJKw
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexico
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iowa
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebraska
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puerto_Rico
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

FIRST for /canpl/

how does a german ends up making a MLS thread?

>telegraph a studs-up launch to make it seem like you're doing something
>Bradlel

Without Seba and VV, TFC's offense is complete shit.

And we still have to wait for Pozuelo, and maybe longer for few more TAMs.

this game is mls zero

lol wtf is ciman doing?

>the 300 iq defensive bicycle kick

streams

old.reddit.com/r/footballconnection/comments/awjor3/1800_gmt_philadelphia_union_vs_toronto_fc/

Ninth for /getinthetruck/

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>fatlanta
Absolutely disgusting

>Without Seba and VV, TFC's offense is complete shit.
and that's a good thing

Fabián+Ilsinho is intriguing. Bedoya doesn't know how to play on the left, though, so they're going to have to adjust this somehow.

Vasquez was (maybe not so) low-key their most important player

PENULTY?

Andre Blake, you fucking animal

benuldy
(its gonna get missed)

no era

No era

shit op, we should have nuked germany instead of japan

>TEE EFF CEE

That shitty penalty call deserved that shitty penalty kick

>implying a penalty is a good thing for TFC

BALL DON'T LIE
>BALL DON'T LIE
BALL DON'T LIE
>BALL DON'T LIE
BALL DON'T LIE
>BALL DON'T LIE

revarted league

AHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED LEAFS

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AGAIN!?

TFC is cursed. The Deal with the Devil is due I guess.

Get fucked, VAR

>that pk
Mls is back

nao era penal porra

>that flag
>that language

>Badley

Espere um segundo, aquele lingua...

>ciman
>in position
pick one

You're telling me.

Can't wait to watch the dumpster fire i know and love

who /nycfc/ here

Nick DeLeon has never been a good MLS player, but everyone seems to still think he can be. I don't understand.

>5

?????????

they're over in /pol/

A couple head injuries, and VAR

who /nazi/ here?

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lol tfc

>poomilton

kekled

it's odd though isn't it, you'd think they'd be with Kansas or something

I think NYC supporters just make a bigger deal out of shit

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>+5

wtf happened

CMON DOOP

/mls/ BTFO

I knew >we would concede the first goal in this game. No surprise at all.

wtf does "banned but present" mean

GOODLEY

>cosplaying the losing side
as embarrassing as a civil war actors desu

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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whats really funny is reading the article and doing a silly faggy voice in your head when you read quotes from the nyc fans

>“Every time I see [the official NYCFC account] retweet that supporters club, it just sends a chill down my spine,” he said.

lol

Union #9 STOMPING ON THESE SAWFT LADS

Also bs penalty lol

I think their supporters groups get in trouble for throwing flares at the ottawa fury

they jumped the fence like any good CHI

>we burned down a stadium like drunk bitches but we traveled to philly lol

B A S E D, fuck MLS' sterilized no-fun-allowed bullshit

Based Inebriatti. They are crazy but what they are doing are just better than most if not all supporters in this league.

>outplaying the opponent
>losing
Ah, there's the Union I know and love

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why was this a problem

>"artisan style" factory made sliced bread

why do advertisers just throw random words with no definitions everywhere?

>act like dumbasses and burn stuff
>get upset when they get banned
Epic

because idiots believe it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-truth_politics

ottawa fury's logo has a flame so it should be legal imo

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>Union interviewing the CEO of the "Official Waste Provider of the Union" during halftime

Come on, this is a parody, right?

lmao what

first of all, "waste provider"?

Who is the next MLS kid /bundes/ should buy?

In-Beom Hwang got cockblocked out of signing in Germany during the offseason so he's probably going to jump there at his soonest available opportunity

See

>Let the memes begin.
2019 isn’t disappointing so far.

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Sounds like a Canadian?

>tfwrevsfan

;_;

Can someone give me $164? This ball is beautiful and I wannit

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We're a Chinese colony sauerkraut-kun, not a Korean one

the CHIs from LA Galaxy are a good group. Alex Mendez already signed for Freiburg. Efrain Alvarez probably has the most potential but he's fat already so who knows. The other two are Uly Llanez and Julian Araujo

Micheal Bradley is currently the MLS goal scoring leader

Mihailovic
Pomykal
Mark McKenzie
Busio
Jaylin Lindsey
Some red bulls homegrown player

Why? Would you kick it?

>$165
Shit, you can't play with a ball that expensive. That has to go in a display case or something.

>bagel?

>Michael Bradley is the current leading goal scorer in MLS
APOLOGIZE

Is that what a 'doop' is?

Jeezus, put the doop in the onion bag already

IS HE THE GOAT?

based, i bought one as i need a replacement for my basketball and i can always use another soccer ball

Would anyone like a wallpaper of their favorite MLS team?

they are all free

1 Atlanta please.

Bradley might get DisCo'd for that

>osorio

Hi Fernando. Are you excited for the MLS season?

Gianluca Busio from Sporting could be bretty gud

This is Philly.

old.reddit.com/r/footballconnection/comments/awkoq0/1930_gmt_orlando_city_sc_vs_new_york_city/

stream

Don't catch you slippin' now

>B R A D L E Y

NYC pls

Should be a second yellow for Bradley. Wtf Nima.

Bradley going for first red card of the season

based barrel roll

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fabian out here winning trump more votes

Wouldn't mind having a >Casp wp

Thanks but it's not really good.

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>you now remember Tesho Akindele

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make one for DCU!

you're welcome

Terrible

this irish guy is getting salty lol

Fabian is a shitter. He never worked hard and was overweight at the beginning of every season at Frankfurt.

thanks gonna post them on /wg/

>Badley

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

/mls/ BTFO
>/mls/ BTFO
/mls/ BTFO
>/mls/ BTFO

CAPTAIN BRADLEY

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BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY BRADLEY

Curtin OUT already

bald fraud

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I hope Berhalter is not calling up this fraud anymore.

>my front line can't score for shit
>I'd rather do that myself

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1 LOONS pls

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wtf i'm #vanneyin now

PAXTON POMYKAL

Make a sub already, Curtin. Should have changed something at least 10 mins ago.

Is there anything that man can't do?

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at this rate michael bradley is gonna smash the mls goalscoring record

>Lewis starting
And just like that, Matt Doyle just jizzed in his pants

DC please

this is better than anything DC FO can come up with

>DOOP OR DIE

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Streams where?

Sub Bryce Harper in

>Gaddis out for a forward
I guess they might as well go for it

PLEASE buy our kids

This is rightfully Sporting's trophy. Coastfags need not apply :^D

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...

>another union year

Why live

I see DOOP is in fine DOOPing form

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Does Harper DOOP?

>Wondo close to record
>It's sub 150 goals
Tapnaldo gonna smash that in 3 seasons.

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ERA

P E N U L T Y

>Lose 5-1 to a Panamanian team
>Beat Doop 2-0
What was meant by this?

ERA

Julie Ertz's husband brought a bunch of his Eagles teammates to the qtnt game the other day.

> that purple tie

DOOPING MENTAL

D O O P

D O O P
O
O
P

Anticlimactic way for Fabián to get his first, but I'll take it

What game is worth watching?

doop doop doop

Is Fabian the new Kaka?

jesus the orlando streams are awful, is it just me

the most dangerous lead

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nvm noticed they didnt start at the same time

Philly/Tor is almost over but Orlando are a complete tire fire

>yfw 3-2

KEKED

Crew v. Red Bulls or Dynamo v. Real Salt Lake. Every other game will either be a 0-0 semen slurper or a 4-0 dabbing.

Wtf just happened

LOL WAT

Damn first game of the season best game of the season

Ciman redeemed

Major League Soccer

A P O L O G I S E

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I see green between the ball and the line

kek wtf

>liverpooop laughing ball.jpg

MEME LEAGUE MEME GAME

the same-color shorts on nyc look awful, like a romper

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Nima Saghafi and Allen Kelly can suck my doopin dick t.b.h.

Philly ultras pitch invasion when?

>Sponsored by a bimbo

based af

>goalkick
>opposing goalie clears
>goalkick

wew

Tough angle

based manbun

It even went an inch farther. Not sure if you can catch that frame still.

This game tho

The day the MLS has to put up 10 foot tall fencing around supporters sections I'll know we finally made it.

I'm happy because the MLS came back.

Atlanta bandwagon is international. Or a good Georgia boy is stationed there. Either works.

Kek this shit is hilarious pls tell me its like this every game

Over/under 10 minutes of stoppage time?

10 minutes extra time incoming

Doops cursed

It's either this, or it's a fucking soozefest

jesus christ, orlando's keeper doesn't even know how to kick a ball

My uncle in Frankfurt unironically watches MLS casually after I took him to a Sporting match years ago. Obviously he watched /Bundes/ more but I'll take it.

AHAHAHAHAHA

WEW

jesus christ that goal

BASED

It's a fatlanta bandwagoner that unironically posts >we and >us. It's pathetic.

Union are famous for it. This one union var refball was tremendous but for some reason the MLS youtube clip is 8 minutes of mostly zoomer pundits

youtube.com/watch?v=PW1HhpERJKw

Can we dissolve Orlando and move up Phoenix or Sacramento instead?

What was it? I'm still watching doop

They couldn't let DOOP outplay fatlanta and beat them in their shiny new stadium, now could they?

>doing a silly faggy voice
So just your normal voice then lisa? Got your ass.

NYC takes this year's MLS cup in a last minute 3-2 victory against Atlanta, Tajouri-Shradi scores the final goal

dubs confirm

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or we can also give an MLS franchise to new mexico, nebraska, alaska, hawaii, virginia, kentucky, iowa, or puerto rico

fucking sniping screamer from near mid field, off the left post inches from keeper's fingers

Honest to God thought the keeper actually stopped it with his fingertips and was shocked when I saw the scorecard go up

That's an impossible outcome They would play eachother on the way to the Cup.

I hope orlando wins the cup one day

Have the Earthquakes improved in off-season? At least Orlando has Nani now.

you're right, i meant seattle

fucking check em

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New Mexico United is in their inaugural season. The University of New Mexico, which was one of the better soccer programs in the country, is binning the program due to budget problems. Hard to say whether a team would be sustainable there.

FUCK NIMA SAGHAFI

Good to see rowe again. He should be a 2nd choice but really liked him when he was with the lags.

ive never heard of any of those places

New manager but not really

>steaz stoppage time

>doops in charge of controlling the ball

>this ref
lmao

They got a real manager, but he's going to go back to LigaMX probably kek.

The only significant addition is Almeyda the coach who apparently is trying to leave

Been a lifelong NYC fan since they bought Mitrita

is that 1 of my wishes (dreams) is that there is a state of the United States, where his only professional sports franchise is a soccer team of MLS (Major League Soccer)

>do literally anything
>get whistled

LOOOOOOL

these refs are godawful lol

>no DOOP
>just DIE

BANG BANG BANG...CAMW ON YA DOOPS...BANG BANG BANG

> lifelong
> they've only been around 4 years

user

DOOP's season's already over

It is fine this time since TFC wins

almost like he was making a joke

Good. Fuck the bimbos

>the absolute hamlet of Philadelphia

it's not because Toronto can go fuck itself tho

>these two commentators

no...

>subbing in a man deep in stoppage time up 2

Please tell me Union is not depending on Fabian. He's a shitter.

Lol at the doop player punching the ball

Now watching Orlando

homosports.xyz/fzony-5.php

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexico

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iowa

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nebraska

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puerto_Rico

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaii

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska

Well what do you want me to tell you then?
Cuz it's true

not likely, he's fucking romanian

>still no michigan team

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*BOOM BOOM BOOM*

CAWM ON YOU LIONS, SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

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>fucking ref gets injured

league is a joke

Hey, I think we need a state in the USA, where their only professional team is in Major League Soccer.

nothing of NFL, nothing of MLB, nothing of NBA and Nothing of NHL, only MLS

hawaii?

Connecticut would be the best candidate by those standards because there is fucking literally nothing here

the fans of this league are insane

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Are there any sports teams in North/South Dakota?

phillys season lasts 30 minutes LMAO submit to your father dc united

Sporting KC is technically located in Kansas. Kansas does not have a professional sports team, but the club represents the Kansas City metropolitan area which straddles two states, Kansas and Missouri, and the more well known "big urban city" side of the KC metro area is the Missouri side.

well most of the states you listed have big college sports teams

no one would go, plus where would you even put the stadium... bridgeport?

they only like hockey

just want to die lads

who /ckm/ here?

Wait how did the ref get injured? This is madness.

think of the end of year highlight reels, bruce

>no one would go, plus where would you even put the stadium... bridgeport?

exactly lol, those are stupid standards and connecticut isn't well suited for anything except carpet bombing

apparently there's some stadium up near hartford that was meant to attract an MLS expansion team but it's just sitting empty now

then, we could move to the Revolution to Connecticut.

it would not be a bad idea

>attacks
>instantly loses the ball

You would need to find a relatively medium sized city like OKC. Omaha perhaps? Maybe Des Moines, Iowa but that's way smaller than Omaha by like 200,000+ thousand at least. Albuquerque, New Mexico maybe?

muh boston market, muh kraft

connecticut is the best state

you would get even fewer attending each game

Columbus v Cincinnati will be a comfy derby right?

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SUBHUMAN SPERGLORD FAGGOT

Maybe that's why Sporting Kansas City does not convince me

nah, why would you ever give up the built-in fanbase that comes with the boston metro area? lots of foreigners and young college students who are down to watch some divegrass

did you know Hell is real?

It's not that easy famalam. You need to find corporate sponsors willing to buy up box suites and buy product placement advertisements and shit. It's not like England where in the middle of nowhere, a tiny town of 50,0000 people have a /comfy/ 20,000 seat stadium and a hundred year old football club.

you and the german guy gotta relax

*taps it right into the wall*

>Orlando did not score a free kick last year
JUST

PUT IT IN THE NET

Is Orlando cursed?

>that diving missed header

Is there a club that is more JUST than Orlando?

>connecticut is the best state

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is there a discord to keep up with the football stream alt subs?

ogre

i have cancer now

Orlando DED

I do not care about college sports.

I honestly do not lose hope that one day, there will be a state of the United States, where their only professional sports franchise will be a soccer team of Major League Soccer

footballconnection

if the losing doesnt stop orlando will become AAF territory

strawpoll.me/17523302
strawpoll.me/17523302
strawpoll.me/17523302
strawpoll.me/17523302

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could louisville beat Orlando

Alaska

i m a g i n e being from florida

>no USL teams

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Nope. The fans deserve better.

Give your team then

> first of all, the only thing orlando "deserves" is nuclear holocaust,

SOON FC

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REMEMBER WHEN ORLANDO FANS SAID THEIR USL TEAM WOULD SWEEP MLS
THEIR HUBRIS KNOWS NO BOUNDS

Well, I think it's my turn to wait.

but I know that the wait will be worth it

because I know that one day there will be a state in the USA, where his only professional sports franchise, is a team of Major League Soccer

user are you feeling okay?

fuck the least coast

>Soon
More like Never FC

West Coast Best Coast

>full rotation and 7 wingers playing

rip drinks

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take that back

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I think your best bet is USL my guy

Omaha would make perfect sense tbqh. People care more about college football there than NFL so the NFL is no threat. College sports are king with Creighton basketball, Nebraska Cornhusker football, and the College World Series, but soccer is big in the city. Both Creighton University and University of Nebraska of Omaha have popular men's soccer programs. A /comfy/ stadium of 19,500 would easily sell out. The only fly in the ointment is Kansas City is only 2 hours away. Possibly the MLS would shoot down the idea of having two clubs that close to each other because unlike New York or LA, Kansas City isn't a huge city. It only has 2.5 million so putting a team in Omaha may threaten Sporting KC. Even though ever Sporting KC game is a sell out, and the team has been very competitive for a decade, the club has still not met it's goal of season ticket holders. Sporting has verbatim said they will not expand their stadium until a certain number of people commit to buying season tickets. Anyway, pic related is Creighton's stadium.

What's with this gay ass lineup graphic?

Oh wait

Shit. Forgot the pic.

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if I feel well.

I just think, that I'll have to wait to see a US state, have the honor that their only professional sports franchise is a MLS Soccer team

Look at this
Tells the names, gives faces and lineup, and doesn't look retarded

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Omaha should at least prove itself in the USL first before making the big jump

we have a SYSTEM

I hear they have money

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I agree wholeheartedly. Kind of puzzling that they haven't tried attracting a USL club yet. I am from Kansas City but went to school at Nebraska-Lincoln and college sports are the only thing anybody talks about in Nebraska. What goes on in the NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB is completely off their radar.

And what team of the United Soccer League (USL) will be the perfect one for me?

It's so weird I was gone for a year and everything now feels so foreign

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Of course New England's is even gayer
Who the fuck likes the video lineups?

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>trash birds

nani !?!?!?!?

LETS FUCKING GO!

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>the city of jew york

It always feels like it's miserably hot and humid whenever a game in Florida is played

>new york shitty

...

MOST DANGEORUS LEAD

great, so it's gonna be another one of THOSE seasons for NYC

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>pulls something on a goal
watch it be a season ending injury

R O C H A
O
C
H
A

ERA, desu

>Toledo trolling Orlando.
How does he do it!

>Dee Haslem
>Tim Bezbatchenko
>Wil Trapp
>Pete Edwards popping champagne at literal daybreak in the parking lot
We don't deserve them. I look forward to a disappointing and depressing season.

>Orlando shitty
oh no no no

>poo york cant even beat orlando

>kljestan

Orlando will win the championship this year.
Anotenlo, putos.

They should have started Mines

Are you inplying that those shitters are good?

.>You don't deserve a team at all

I miss Epps :(

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>2019
>crew

What did we do to deserve this?

>Ivan
literally who?

Nice cross there from Valot

>zach steffshit

Ready to get dabbed on Xheattle?

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>my little sawker
lel remember to give money to your capos guys do not play at the edge
stay safe

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why is the keeper wearing camo?

BARRIOS GOAL
FIRST GOAL OF THE SEASON

ok thanks

TFW there's finally a neo nazi MLS club

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Reminder it has been 518 days since the Quakes have won an MLS match against a team not named Dallas or Minnesota

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>tfw

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is IbrahimoGOD playing today?

>unimas
no wonder the game wasn't on espn+

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What does this guy do?

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closes his eyes, runs around the pitch and shouts "marco"

i legitimately had to look if that was marvell wynne or someone else

??????????????????

Some rotation for Houston but no Cabezas
Not a good sign with Tigres on the horizon

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>feilhaber as the base of the diamond
memes

>all these spic names
Is this the /ligamex/ thread?

Don’t lump ass of us together with those soja eating coastfags mi compa.

WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU HEEM JACORI WTFFFFF

>No Cabezas
He should be fine for Tigres. I hope he will.

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absolutely disgusting

I totally forgot about Beckerman still being in the league

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The Dos Santos era starts in Vancouver

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Lo on

nice possession

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I only recognize 5 of those players

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F

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they're basically a expansion team this year

I'm glad >we haven't signed a bunch of 35 year olds to rebuild the team. We might not be good this year but at least there's room to grow.

>max crap
>wang in bum
>"lass"

Is this the meme team of 2019?

Don't forget >muh PC culture

I was under the illusion that macmath was going to be first choice and that crépeau was firmly on the bench
is he injured or something?

Anyone got me some streams for this shit, the reddit is down and none of the other stream agregators have mls games

old.reddit.com/r/footballconnection/

Reddit being useful

He's on the bench so I guess not

Who knows, he might actually be good.

Bush is basically keeper for life at Montreal because of his history. No one will ever get a chance there until he retires.

yeah but he could be recovering from injury or something. idk, nice to give a young canadian guy a chance, but I've seen crepeau play for the NT and while he was decent he really didn't inspire confidence

>MacMath starter at Philly before being DOOP'd by M'Bolhi
>MacMath starter at Colorado before getting Howard'd
>Now starting on the bench at Vancouver
He's never gonna catch a break

crawling out of my off-season den like a bear, starving for fresh new Doyles

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Always seemed like a complete tossup desu

>clear cloudless day
>closed roof

bravo Whitecaps

Minn are the ones that have an open fag on their team though

He doesn't even play

>loon

>Be low-tier player on MLS meme team
>Play every season wondering if you're going to be waived or cut
>""""Come out of the closet""""
>Suddenly you're the face of team advertising
>Team can't can you without "footy" libs crying foul play
>Never even have to actually do any work

Based Minnehomo

W H I T E I S T H E C O L O U R

Activate it, Loonbros

With my cable package I can watch reruns of today’s Bundesliga matches on cable but not live MLS matches. Eso es una problema, compas.

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>Southsiders got rid of that cringe-as-fuck Hypnotoad banner

already an improvement

Nah he's probably going to the USL next year

glad >our lagshomo was pretty decent considering it is just mls, but that was up until he got that career ending injury.

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Based vancouver korean who got tricked into joining the team or whatever it was

I hope the Sudacas openly make fun of him for taking dicks in his ass

>thinking the sudacas aren't the gayest soccer players

fuck England and fuck jannies

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Dallas and NE have just been fouling each other for 10 minutes, nothing else, is this a prank

SUM GAAANNNNGGGGGGGG

based CONCACAF

They're probably tapping that

might get one of these hoop shirts to be quite honest familia

>memels

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hate white away jerseys hate adidas love zulily

>cable
found the boomer frogposter

>love zulily

I see the estrogen supplements are working

Fuck draws, but at least we aren't >doop

simple as

>pooland

>found the boomer frogposter
Everything you said was unspeakably newfag and tryhard.

shut the fuck up and kys yourself already frogposter

does mls live not exist anymore?

what do?

Are the whitecaps..... good?

They moved it to ESPN+. Technically cheaper but you can't get TSN and Unimas stuff anymore, they count that as "national broadcast"

what the fuck was that free kick

I'd wait until you played a team that wasn't Minisoda

>nico gaitan now plays for chicago fire

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Calvooo

It's not worth giving ESPN any shekels.

Van have a butter-soft start to their schedule. They lack general top-end talent and have some depth issues in certain positions plus they've only just gotten their entire gameday team together a week ago, I see them being 9th or so in the west.

>USA women to wear shirts with names of women who inspired them
umm ok
>Tina Fey
>Jennifer Lawerence
>Carrie Underwood
>Cardi B
>J.K. Rowling
>Beyonce
>Mother Teresa
that's gotta be a yikes from me

>vanpoover

ERA :DDd

aaaaaaaaaaand they cocked it up

What names would Yea Forums put on the back of their shirts?

my own

A. Pinochet

Punchy McFisty

Should I just go full CHI on this meme league and become an LAFC lifelong?

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MOOT

They should make all MLS games take place in inclement weather.
This COL v POR game is very entertaining.

Doyle

If Montreal was smart they'd be taking maximum advantage of it

alright, lets rate these choices

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women need to be stopped

>no hillary clinton
Wow

>Ginsberg

baaaaaaaarf

RIP that spic's legs

excuse me, we are a pro-Rowling and pro-Notorious RBG general sweetie.

>Cardi B

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"Mother" Teresa literally put women back 50 years in India, so that has to be the absolute worst

the RBG is a meme, but acceptable

Activists, astronauts, other women athletes are all good, if boring, choices

Picking some idiot celeb because they did the epic face or whatever is cancer. Cardi B is the most acceptable of these, since she's at least real. Beyonce is some spoiled rich kid, Jennifer Lawrence fucked a bunch of old men to get a career then whined about it, JK Rowling lmao, how are any of those inspiring

thx user

it's ok he doesn't need that kneecap to dive

she is queen

usually meme teams rise and fall (like does anyone care either way about either of the PNW teams anymore) but I think they have long-term meme team equity

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>montero
;_;
I fucking hate my club, lads

2019 Most Underrated Player© so far?

For me, it's Diego Valeri
no one has talked about him, he's out there leading the goal scoring and minutes played charts, smdh

>Pugh (Beyonce) and Rose (JK Rowling) might not be the brightest bulbs on the tree
woah, breaking news

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Why?

Now I want to see them actually make these women play. Picturing Ruth Bader Ginsburg's skeleton body trying a bicycle kick and breaking her neck on the way down.

>Cardi B is the most acceptable of these, since she's at least real

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Oh fuck, how's Vito doing, wish him well, extremely likable character at Sunderland

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>no more gio
we've made it to the end of the tunnel lids

Feels good lad

Do you have think Cincinnati is dumb enough to pick up his contract?

Gio to Cincinnati would clearly own, just for my own dumb ass as a fan of Narratives

Absolutely not

i have no clue what that team is doing besides playing their first mls game today.
would be funny if they do it though.

>poortland

American women need to unironically be culled

Great finish by Wynne there

LOON
O
O
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>flophaber

da loons

ffs crepeau

L oon

>(You)

>craps

>Doyle

Based Loons

>PC

Yeah I'm thinking we're back.

>(You)

Remind me, what irrelevant team are you bandwagoning?

>bandwagoning
I'm a lifelong (2 years) doop and loons fan.

>and
at least those two are in different conferences.

doops look decent actually

It's time

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What a great story for Shinyashiki. Gotta love it.

oh fuck I missed the goal, piece of shit stream

No surprise that they looked unorganized and awkward, they're playing a whole new system. They have the talent, they just need to figure out who can play the left shuttler so Bedoya can move back to the right, and they need to swap Medunjanin out of the starting lineup for Derrick Jones. Fabián will get more comfortable and confident.

Also, Curtin OUT.

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We did it, loonbros

Woooo road win

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>alvarez on the bench

For me, it's Aztlan Ibrahimovic

polish man fast

LOONS
O
O
N
S

name a more irrelevant team than chicago

Crapids

drini no

Resv

>Game featuring teams from Chicago and LA
>Ded

No one cares about your ugly goblinas or dykegrass

It's okay lads we lost to give the east a head start to make things more interesting

big yikes

What the fuck was that

>sapong

>lags

>sell dabong
>he scores on his debut

New

oh fuck, the kid is in

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The Fire are literal who status in chicago

>le angry danish man

HISTORIC FIRST KICK