>Saturday, March 2 Philadelphia Union vs Toronto FC, 1pm EST Orlando City vs NYCFC, 2:30pm Columbus Crew vs NY Red Bulls, 4:30pm FC Dallas vs New England Revolution, 4:30pm Colorado Rapids vs Portland Timbers, 6pm Vancouver Whitecaps vs Minnesota United, 6pm Houston Dynamo vs Real Salt Lake, 6pm LA Galaxy vs Chicago Fire, 8pm Seattle Sounders vs FC Cincinnati, 10pm San Jose Earthquakes vs Montreal Impact, 10pm
>Sunday, March 3 DC United vs Atlanta United, 6pm LAFC vs Sporting KC, 8:30pm
>USL (sched and news) uslsoccer.com >NWSL nwslsoccer.com >A-League a-league.com.au
We're a Chinese colony sauerkraut-kun, not a Korean one
Chase Clark
the CHIs from LA Galaxy are a good group. Alex Mendez already signed for Freiburg. Efrain Alvarez probably has the most potential but he's fat already so who knows. The other two are Uly Llanez and Julian Araujo
Logan Allen
Micheal Bradley is currently the MLS goal scoring leader
Christopher Watson
Mihailovic Pomykal Mark McKenzie Busio Jaylin Lindsey Some red bulls homegrown player
Michael King
Why? Would you kick it?
Matthew Walker
>$165 Shit, you can't play with a ball that expensive. That has to go in a display case or something.
Austin Rogers
>bagel?
Juan Hall
>Michael Bradley is the current leading goal scorer in MLS APOLOGIZE
Thomas Powell
Is that what a 'doop' is?
Mason Harris
Jeezus, put the doop in the onion bag already
Oliver Davis
IS HE THE GOAT?
Jaxson Martinez
based, i bought one as i need a replacement for my basketball and i can always use another soccer ball
Henry Morales
Would anyone like a wallpaper of their favorite MLS team?
Nima Saghafi and Allen Kelly can suck my doopin dick t.b.h.
Jaxson Watson
Philly ultras pitch invasion when?
Camden Barnes
>Sponsored by a bimbo
based af
Hudson Parker
>goalkick >opposing goalie clears >goalkick
wew
Jayden Anderson
Tough angle
Nathaniel Bell
based manbun
Parker Miller
It even went an inch farther. Not sure if you can catch that frame still.
Jose Martinez
This game tho
Josiah Wood
The day the MLS has to put up 10 foot tall fencing around supporters sections I'll know we finally made it.
Luis Bailey
I'm happy because the MLS came back.
Logan Lee
Atlanta bandwagon is international. Or a good Georgia boy is stationed there. Either works.
Alexander Rivera
Kek this shit is hilarious pls tell me its like this every game
Dominic Allen
Over/under 10 minutes of stoppage time?
Julian Young
10 minutes extra time incoming
Jayden Lewis
Doops cursed
Alexander Hall
It's either this, or it's a fucking soozefest
Nathaniel Barnes
jesus christ, orlando's keeper doesn't even know how to kick a ball
Tyler Wood
My uncle in Frankfurt unironically watches MLS casually after I took him to a Sporting match years ago. Obviously he watched /Bundes/ more but I'll take it.
Eli Adams
AHAHAHAHAHA
Caleb Diaz
WEW
Eli Gutierrez
jesus christ that goal
BASED
Nicholas Cook
It's a fatlanta bandwagoner that unironically posts >we and >us. It's pathetic.
Hunter Torres
Union are famous for it. This one union var refball was tremendous but for some reason the MLS youtube clip is 8 minutes of mostly zoomer pundits
New Mexico United is in their inaugural season. The University of New Mexico, which was one of the better soccer programs in the country, is binning the program due to budget problems. Hard to say whether a team would be sustainable there.
Ryder Clark
FUCK NIMA SAGHAFI
Luis Bailey
Good to see rowe again. He should be a 2nd choice but really liked him when he was with the lags.
Nolan Sullivan
ive never heard of any of those places
Thomas Edwards
New manager but not really
Jonathan Brown
>steaz stoppage time
Noah Davis
>doops in charge of controlling the ball
Liam Thompson
>this ref lmao
Nolan Thomas
They got a real manager, but he's going to go back to LigaMX probably kek.
Nolan Collins
The only significant addition is Almeyda the coach who apparently is trying to leave
Josiah Perry
Been a lifelong NYC fan since they bought Mitrita
Kayden Turner
is that 1 of my wishes (dreams) is that there is a state of the United States, where his only professional sports franchise is a soccer team of MLS (Major League Soccer)
Sebastian Allen
>do literally anything >get whistled
Evan Carter
LOOOOOOL
Mason White
these refs are godawful lol
Dylan Gray
>no DOOP >just DIE
Jacob Adams
BANG BANG BANG...CAMW ON YA DOOPS...BANG BANG BANG
Evan Butler
> lifelong > they've only been around 4 years
user
Juan Kelly
DOOP's season's already over
Jordan Walker
It is fine this time since TFC wins
Aaron Clark
almost like he was making a joke
Nolan Brooks
Good. Fuck the bimbos
Levi Thomas
>the absolute hamlet of Philadelphia
Elijah Nguyen
it's not because Toronto can go fuck itself tho
Bentley Roberts
>these two commentators
no...
James Mitchell
>subbing in a man deep in stoppage time up 2
Caleb Adams
Please tell me Union is not depending on Fabian. He's a shitter.
phillys season lasts 30 minutes LMAO submit to your father dc united
Aiden Thomas
Sporting KC is technically located in Kansas. Kansas does not have a professional sports team, but the club represents the Kansas City metropolitan area which straddles two states, Kansas and Missouri, and the more well known "big urban city" side of the KC metro area is the Missouri side.
Kevin Barnes
well most of the states you listed have big college sports teams
Benjamin Sanders
no one would go, plus where would you even put the stadium... bridgeport?
they only like hockey
Christian Flores
just want to die lads
Elijah Morgan
who /ckm/ here?
Parker Perez
Wait how did the ref get injured? This is madness.
Chase Collins
think of the end of year highlight reels, bruce
Alexander Clark
>no one would go, plus where would you even put the stadium... bridgeport?
exactly lol, those are stupid standards and connecticut isn't well suited for anything except carpet bombing
apparently there's some stadium up near hartford that was meant to attract an MLS expansion team but it's just sitting empty now
Camden Perry
then, we could move to the Revolution to Connecticut.
it would not be a bad idea
Gavin Ward
>attacks >instantly loses the ball
Levi Morris
You would need to find a relatively medium sized city like OKC. Omaha perhaps? Maybe Des Moines, Iowa but that's way smaller than Omaha by like 200,000+ thousand at least. Albuquerque, New Mexico maybe?
Dylan Jenkins
muh boston market, muh kraft
Jonathan Adams
connecticut is the best state
you would get even fewer attending each game
Jason White
Columbus v Cincinnati will be a comfy derby right?
Isaiah Sullivan
GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SUBHUMAN SPERGLORD FAGGOT
Jaxson Morales
Maybe that's why Sporting Kansas City does not convince me
Isaiah Hill
nah, why would you ever give up the built-in fanbase that comes with the boston metro area? lots of foreigners and young college students who are down to watch some divegrass
Bentley Flores
did you know Hell is real?
Brayden Martin
It's not that easy famalam. You need to find corporate sponsors willing to buy up box suites and buy product placement advertisements and shit. It's not like England where in the middle of nowhere, a tiny town of 50,0000 people have a /comfy/ 20,000 seat stadium and a hundred year old football club.
is there a discord to keep up with the football stream alt subs?
Nathaniel Cook
ogre
Joshua Brooks
i have cancer now
Zachary Bell
Orlando DED
Nathan Hill
I do not care about college sports.
I honestly do not lose hope that one day, there will be a state of the United States, where their only professional sports franchise will be a soccer team of Major League Soccer
Austin Price
footballconnection
Ryan James
if the losing doesnt stop orlando will become AAF territory
Omaha would make perfect sense tbqh. People care more about college football there than NFL so the NFL is no threat. College sports are king with Creighton basketball, Nebraska Cornhusker football, and the College World Series, but soccer is big in the city. Both Creighton University and University of Nebraska of Omaha have popular men's soccer programs. A /comfy/ stadium of 19,500 would easily sell out. The only fly in the ointment is Kansas City is only 2 hours away. Possibly the MLS would shoot down the idea of having two clubs that close to each other because unlike New York or LA, Kansas City isn't a huge city. It only has 2.5 million so putting a team in Omaha may threaten Sporting KC. Even though ever Sporting KC game is a sell out, and the team has been very competitive for a decade, the club has still not met it's goal of season ticket holders. Sporting has verbatim said they will not expand their stadium until a certain number of people commit to buying season tickets. Anyway, pic related is Creighton's stadium.
I agree wholeheartedly. Kind of puzzling that they haven't tried attracting a USL club yet. I am from Kansas City but went to school at Nebraska-Lincoln and college sports are the only thing anybody talks about in Nebraska. What goes on in the NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB is completely off their radar.
Ayden Cook
And what team of the United Soccer League (USL) will be the perfect one for me?
Luke Ward
It's so weird I was gone for a year and everything now feels so foreign
>pulls something on a goal watch it be a season ending injury
Jason Edwards
R O C H A O C H A
Cameron Ramirez
ERA, desu
Wyatt Baker
>Toledo trolling Orlando. How does he do it!
Jason Thompson
>Dee Haslem >Tim Bezbatchenko >Wil Trapp >Pete Edwards popping champagne at literal daybreak in the parking lot We don't deserve them. I look forward to a disappointing and depressing season.
Ryan Davis
>Orlando shitty oh no no no
Colton Parker
>poo york cant even beat orlando
Logan Butler
>kljestan
Jeremiah Bennett
Orlando will win the championship this year. Anotenlo, putos.
Bush is basically keeper for life at Montreal because of his history. No one will ever get a chance there until he retires.
Isaiah Richardson
yeah but he could be recovering from injury or something. idk, nice to give a young canadian guy a chance, but I've seen crepeau play for the NT and while he was decent he really didn't inspire confidence
Austin Myers
>MacMath starter at Philly before being DOOP'd by M'Bolhi >MacMath starter at Colorado before getting Howard'd >Now starting on the bench at Vancouver He's never gonna catch a break
Jason Green
crawling out of my off-season den like a bear, starving for fresh new Doyles
Minn are the ones that have an open fag on their team though
Ian Adams
He doesn't even play
Joshua Long
>loon
Eli Wright
>Be low-tier player on MLS meme team >Play every season wondering if you're going to be waived or cut >""""Come out of the closet"""" >Suddenly you're the face of team advertising >Team can't can you without "footy" libs crying foul play >Never even have to actually do any work
Based Minnehomo
Jackson Sanchez
W H I T E I S T H E C O L O U R
Bentley Lewis
Activate it, Loonbros
Robert Davis
With my cable package I can watch reruns of today’s Bundesliga matches on cable but not live MLS matches. Eso es una problema, compas.
Van have a butter-soft start to their schedule. They lack general top-end talent and have some depth issues in certain positions plus they've only just gotten their entire gameday team together a week ago, I see them being 9th or so in the west.
Tyler Hill
>USA women to wear shirts with names of women who inspired them umm ok >Tina Fey >Jennifer Lawerence >Carrie Underwood >Cardi B >J.K. Rowling >Beyonce >Mother Teresa that's gotta be a yikes from me
Anthony Miller
>vanpoover
Sebastian Jenkins
ERA :DDd
Julian Cox
aaaaaaaaaaand they cocked it up
Easton Stewart
What names would Yea Forums put on the back of their shirts?
Juan Price
my own
Nathan Evans
A. Pinochet
Thomas Parker
Punchy McFisty
Easton Ross
Should I just go full CHI on this meme league and become an LAFC lifelong?
"Mother" Teresa literally put women back 50 years in India, so that has to be the absolute worst
the RBG is a meme, but acceptable
Activists, astronauts, other women athletes are all good, if boring, choices
Picking some idiot celeb because they did the epic face or whatever is cancer. Cardi B is the most acceptable of these, since she's at least real. Beyonce is some spoiled rich kid, Jennifer Lawrence fucked a bunch of old men to get a career then whined about it, JK Rowling lmao, how are any of those inspiring
Jace Carter
thx user
Zachary Turner
it's ok he doesn't need that kneecap to dive
Zachary Wright
she is queen
Eli Stewart
usually meme teams rise and fall (like does anyone care either way about either of the PNW teams anymore) but I think they have long-term meme team equity
Now I want to see them actually make these women play. Picturing Ruth Bader Ginsburg's skeleton body trying a bicycle kick and breaking her neck on the way down.
Carson Thomas
>Cardi B is the most acceptable of these, since she's at least real
What a great story for Shinyashiki. Gotta love it.
Jackson Jenkins
oh fuck I missed the goal, piece of shit stream
Anthony James
No surprise that they looked unorganized and awkward, they're playing a whole new system. They have the talent, they just need to figure out who can play the left shuttler so Bedoya can move back to the right, and they need to swap Medunjanin out of the starting lineup for Derrick Jones. Fabián will get more comfortable and confident.
