/hoc/

based. my ringtone is can i play with madness start

ps. stop bullying grease

I know it's a meme to not post in my threads, but I don't understand why. Why is it fun to hurt people?
My thread was here all along and it was on time when I originally made it, you just didn't chose to post in it.

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>Why is it fun to hurt people?

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>grease considers himself people
lmao

THIS TIME BABY I'LL BEEEE BULLET PROOF

youtube.com/watch?v=Ds3rzsn353o

tell me about maine. what happens there?

lobster

das it maine

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why shouldn't I? Am I not human?

twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1101906584270135298?s=20

Norm MacDonald knows the truth.

For me it's the redditmonton pantsoilers

No, you are not.

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For me it's the NFL combine and playing with kitty

This "game" will be not fun to watch at all, I can feel it

ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE ENCE

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>atkinson is goo-
oh no no no

>niggercolide
Die

draisaitl has outplayed mcdavid this season.

What does this mean?

>losing to soilers
What did teds mean by this?

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It's still just in the first period.

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torts will be fired today if they lose this game.

>fire torts
He literally brought a hockey renaissance to Ohio

He’s got more good als than you

Shall be watching FC Cincinnati's inaugural MLS game tonight

>fagball
Get out and stay out.
This general is only for discussion of god's chosen sport.

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You're not the boss of /hoc/

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Nor am I some sort of divegrass-shilling pariah, you faggot.
Now get the fuck out.

Make me bitch tits

THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN

>matt "I want to play playoff hockey" duchene will miss the post season yet again
imagine actually having an existence that grim

why is she so perfect lads

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Karma's a bitch

>she

Not so fast, you know this is the real UMass' year

Ohio's never had a renessaiance of any sort, theyre store brand rust belt. All the depression and none of the reason why. No gangs like Michigan. No drugs like West Virginia. Not a place to raise a family like Wisconsin. No sporting relevancy like Penn. Ohio is a void. That's why CSNY Ohio is so funny to me. Neil Young, Winnipeg. Absolutely Absolute devoid of character, night life, celebrities, athletic success. Mirror image. Writes a song only made possible after police went in and killed some college students at a "basketball school" thats made it to the round of 32 TWICE since the NCAA let that many teams in in 1975.
And when those kids died, 4 literal who's filled the void. Ohio chugs along and will continue to this evening even after a loss one of the worst run franchises we've seen this millenia.
Fuck Ohio

Base Black Bears
You guys had a pretty good football team this year

good post

>mad at Ohio
Lmao at your obsession

Oils rallying despite the tragic loss of their young superstar.

Drugs, booze and deer huntin

based

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Imagine being btfo by OHIO

t. try hard faggot

Ohio is centered over some kind of white people leyline.

samefag

If you live below the 40th parallel don't ever reply to one of my posts

I don’t consider what I do to be living so I guess I’m in the clear.

>everybody that dislikes ohio is a tryhard faggot
>you should just get high on your dad's porch or dad's bathroom and jerk your chub into a 4 year old plastic cup you got at a browns game
Not in the mood for Ted this afternoon

>mad
>at ted

Unironically being MAD at a stupid kid

Canada winter games : womens hockey

Quebec v.s Alberta

Danielle Serdachy v.s Alexie Guay

RIGHT NOW on TSN 5

N

Any of you lads miss the hawks/red wings rivalry =(

What do they get paid for the womens winter whateverthefuck? Hot dog and a free bus ticket home? I don't watch bingo hall hockey

Niggers

Oh no please don't say the Oilers win when I put money on on the Jackets

>Ovechkin has become the first player in NHL history to record ten seasons of 45 or more goals
Extremely based

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>teds

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Wow what happened to the oilers.

BASED NORM

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how did gretzky get 894 not doing that

Based

They dont. It's a tournament that goes only ever 4 years so I guess they are proud to show up and compete.

Mark Kozelek is from there and that's why I like them.
youtube.com/watch?v=2bFCNJx-BpM

oh god, columbus is going to miss the playoffs.

He got 4 seasons in a row with 70+ goals, if I'm not mistaken. After the trade he scored less, but still like 40 a season, lol

how fucking good is draisaitl

>trading away all your draft picks for this
LOL

This is how
Managed to get 92 in one season too, 71 and 87 as well, quickly adds up
Had 9 seasons of 45+ goals

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>Go all in to get a playoff spot
>Won't even make the playoffs
>The Absolute STATE of Ted from Akron

Go Caps

Also if you want a comparable player that each reminds me of I would say for Serdachny, she is a faster, more skilled version of Hilary Knight who is a center not a singer and Alexie Guay is basically female 'Raymond Bourque, she doesnt have a weakness and can do everything well and really stocky (5'6" 160 pounds) so hard to get around

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK EDMONTON

Wew lad, I can see the resemblance in the face.
I'm guessing she has a BF she met while out spending her brother's money.

>singer

*Winger*

>Columbus

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>teds
wtf it should be blues teds scf

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>mfw Panthers has very good offense but defense/goaltending is pathetic

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Who wants to tag team Sam's mom with me tonight?

>poolumbus
Duchene is cursed

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Bluejackets will go to the playoffs mark my words

Playing Axis and Allies in a bit

>having sex with an obese chug
Beyond grim, user, don't you have standards?

Shut the fuck up Ted

they just need time to click REEEEEEEEE

buddy even with the two of us it'd be like fucking a living room

lmaoing at 'lumbus
>buyers at deadline
>miss playoffs

I will literally kill you

ahaha fuck you and your stupid cannon

>it’d be like fucking a living room
lol wat

I actually just got off the phone with my mother. You are all just mad she is handsome, and you are all just sons of dogs

>Ted selling their future for a chance to make the playoffs

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This McDavid kid from the Oilers is pretty decent desu

Has there ever been a team who took on more big contracts at deadline only to miss the ploffs?

hahaha fuck you columbust

/hoc/ is filled with assholes. Dont let it get to you, they are mostly lashing out because deep down they hate themselves

No I do not

Stop crying you baby

Do you think me? Is scared about the bluejackets
They will still make the playoffs over the pongos

how long until the dicks lads

Shall be none
I have been banned

I was trying to warn you yesterday, friend.

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How the fuck did the Sedins and prime Lu never win a cup? Don't respond with >Hongcouver or >lol riots. I want a legitimate answer.

injuries and tim thomas

Can’t wait for the blues jackets Stanley cup so I can post my cock without getting banned

we're gonna win tonight
hell yeah we did, too bad coach H had to bolt

>deep down they hate themselves
only about puddle deep

What if Edmonton blows this lead like they did in game 3 of the 2006 Stanley cup final

The real issue is there's more shit people than good and the good still want to talk so they just follow the crowd

Karoliinan hurrikaanit

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8 seasons together, one cup appearance. How?

Still waiting, laffs

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I'd bust in her desu.

well they were 1 game away

Or game 5 of the 2017 western semifinals

what a devilish notion

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thanks for speaking truth to power norm

>Hongkouver
>lol riots

I very specifically said, DONT

Shut the FUCK up

kozelek makes me believe ohio is a calm cozy place. the kind of state where you feel real atttachment to your hometown.
i don't hate it at all desu

pls no bully we can all be frens

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Buddy the Canucks can't win because Gary hates Canada

Very cool thread

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>8 seasons together, one cup appearance. How?
A league full of good competition?
The playoffs are a lot like a battle royale game. You don't expect to win every time, or even make it to the final two competitors every time, because you know that you have a ton of other people all trying to win and only one of them ultimately can.

Together we can end bullying.

Everyone does

>the absolute STATE of the teds

>L40N Draisaitl

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hockey is fortnite?

are the oilers based?

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shut up evil american

>The playoffs are a lot like a battle royale
Ooh boy, I think you misspoke

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I'd rather think of it as Blackout 2bqhwy.

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Eat my ass cuckboy
Fuck off

>sketch-1551555313166.png
Have you really made 1.5 trillion different sketch files???

last digit is the number of fights in Minnesota @ Calgary
repeating digits = bench clearing brawl

He's made 1.5 trillion stinky smelly beaner shitposts

Do you have the Laine webm where he gets out of his autist car looking like an school shooter and hugs some underage slag?

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I really like this picture. Can I save it on my computer?

In my hand I hold Gary’s list
Teams I hate
Yours
Teams i literally can’t get enough of
Pittsburgh
Edmonton
New York rangers

No u
Nah it's just what the program does if I dont put a name
Impossible, I'm not even 1% mexican

>5
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEE

>Teams I hate
>Canada

>bobshit vs. chadfinn

Should've just started Korpisalo.

So did Columbus destroy their own team chemistry with all of these deadline trades?

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No they just need to find new chemistry with what they have
Still a break in period

duchene is cancer. dont be surprised if a new uber video shows up with him shit talking tortellini with his teammates.

>dont be surprised if a new uber video shows up with him shit talking tortellini with his teammates.
Torts would come after Duchene with a fucking hammer if that happened.

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Fuck forechannel

>also Nigger

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I see now when Oilers are practically out of the playoffs that McMuhSpeed has awakened.

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true on both counts

No. And now I'm angry I've never seen it.
Absolutely friend, it's all yours

1. They were never Stan Lee contenders
2. They traded for >snes sloppy seconds
3. Their state was named after "ohayou" (Japanese for "good morning") and, as we all know, all manner of weebery is always doomed for failure

say my name

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wouldn't be surprised to see him statpad his way into the hart, lindsey, and ross again

Meat and Potatoes

Draisaitl Baby

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see Edmonton next season with a fully heal Bulju and whatever else we turn up between here and now
>this team is doing something.. I dunno if it's Going Places, but whatever

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Only Winning When Season Is Lost

NEIDERMAYER FUCKING SHITS

Me on left

marky mark got his name tattooed on his right shoulder so he wouldn't forget it

Hi Mark, love your music

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/hoc/ is a thot-free zone
Leafs are b& from making threads for one month

Pulju is s bust you stoned faggot

I'm a weeb and successful and my dad is proud of me

>it's such a good vibration
>sweet
>sensation

draisaitl = gretzky
mcgoon = mcsorley

You fucking take that back.

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youtube.com/watch?v=AO9909uexu8

based

>a fully healed bust next season

yo mom is bust mah dick AYOOOO

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>4-0

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>

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they have the technology to rebuild buljubot into the perfect player

Why don't more fans who have seats near one of the nets try to smuggle in really loud whistles and blow them early to try to fool some of the players into stopping at times that'll benefit >their team?

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pulju sucks for real

McBambi

because I would kick their ass, and they Know This

McRegularSeason

>he's really good at it, Ewe Guise
put a little maple syrup on there

>laffs

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It's pretty funny that someone (most like Mark Wahlberg himself) took down the full version of this video from youtube.

WHERE'S YOUR JAMMIES
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

McLastFourthOfTheRegularSeason

In Finland usually the most rabid fans are behind the nets, you'd get ur ass kicked

>teds

McFaggot

PAST YOUR BED-TIME
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

It's called a quarter.

>the state of Ted
I need some quick Ps of Ohio, Poolumbus and some Ted graffiti, make me proud /hoc/

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finnish goaltending with the double shutout
russian 4 ga

>Poolumbus
>Poochene
>Poonarin

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Imagine mortgaging your future to load up on players at the trade deadline, only to then back your way out of the playoffs by getting shut out at home, and having to listen to your own fans boo you as the game ends.

A quintessentially Ohioan tale.

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looking forward to tortorella's press conference

>teds
embarrassing

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Why can't both the Teds and Pongs miss....

For me its poptarts

no bad, but toaster strudels are superior

because then God doesn't get a laugh, and you know that's not happening
>

Give your energy to the Flyers, lad.

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Rank these finns
Aho
Barkov
Kapanen
Laine
Rantanen

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Fuck off with your fancy pancy words, faggot lmao

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just came lads.

Swap Rantanen and Laine's spots, and you already have them in order from best to worst.

Someone find out which hospital does Pulju's surgery. I want to send him a get well soon card.

seems to be missing a player but cant put my finger on it

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>Imagine mortgaging your future
They didn't. They shipped scrubs to Ottawa.
Barkov>Rantanen>Aho>Kapanen>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Laine

>it's the beginning of March and the Carolina Hurricanes are already pretty much a playoff lock
ha ha ha what the fuck happened to this timeline

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U of A Hospital

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What an incredibly disrespectful group of fans. This is how you’re gonna treat a guy who invested 9 years of his career to your team? Embarrassing..

>"WE DON'T NEED YOU"
>clap clap clapclapclap
>"WE DON'T NEED YOU"
>clap clap clapclapclap
>"WE DON'T NEED YOU"
>clap clap clapclapclap
>"WE DON'T NEED YOU"
>clap clap clapclapclap

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lets see how tavares rebounds tonight

The absolute state of Ohio when they lose Panarin and Bob this summer and go into the draft with a 4th and 7th round pick

eyyy madlad, maybe there's a reason why.
They have snakes in sweden?

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Yeah, I'm with the Isle fans on this one, pussy can't handle the bantz.

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Like missing out on some draft picks one season will make any fucking difference lol

fat

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I’ve never been an Isles fan, but this is just disrespectful to one of their greatest players of the modern era. Especially when you hear them start chanting “We don’t need you”

you forgot to update the soilers points.

Barkov
Aho
Rantanen
Kapanen
Laine

Congratulations, Islanders fans. You are now lower than Philadelphia sports fans in my book.

She's got nothing on that fish-cleaner-upper from Nashville.

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>(you)

*Anders Lee scores on the Leafs*
>"THAT's OUR CAPTAIN"
>clap clap clapclapclap
>"THAT's OUR CAPTAIN"
>clap clap clapclapclap

He had it coming, it's as simple as.

>arena was dead last night
Amazing "fans" of hockey in Long Island
People were probably there for Tavares who have never seen a game before for "ebin memes"

Just trying to be helpful.

>N-1 Starfighter
>Maple Laffs

the absolute state of rebel scum

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fat & happy

would scotiabank corporate seats ever be able to make a noise like that?

Lmao so did the app so I thought I did it already they also jump Vancouver

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Ass mad Toronto Punjabi.

>carolina
>columbus
>pittsburgh
>montreal

who u got /hoc/?

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I really really really hope that Matthews leaves the Leafs for Arizona in free agency when his contract is up. I want to see all the pakis and poos burn the city to the ground

columbus
pittsburgh
montreal

Canes is currently sitting in 3rd place in Metro
Habs and BJs to take the WCs

That particular demographic doesn't like hockey, you dunce. They only care about the raptors and jays
The poo mayor of Calgary is the reason they aren't getting a new arena

cant wait unil that chris johnston faggot starts turning on bustthews and marner and starts making up garbage stories to get clicks.

>Phoenix leaves for Kansas City
>with Matthews
you have my Vote

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>my cat is destroying my room while chasing a moth
go kill it, lass

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>The @NHLAlumni is partnering with Canopy Growth and NEEKA Health Canada on a clinical research partnership that will investigate the use of cannabinoids to treat post-concussion neurological diseases in former players.

DUDE

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>no webms of it
Lad... don't leave >us hanging.

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WEED

Yeah?

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>That particular demographic doesn't like hockey, you dunce. They only care about the raptors and jays
Is that why the arena in Toronto is full of brown people? Every fucknig ttime the camera pans to the fans after a Toronto goal there are a bunch of brownies on the screen

me on the left

I bet my team is really fired up after that btfo from the Bruins. Our next victim better be fucking ready for a thrashing.

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Reminder that John Tavares is overrated shit

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Friendly reminder that fags and weebs burn in hell

To recap:

>Hey, I love it here. I'm staying.

Great. We're working on building around you. Sign a extension? Whoops there goes the deadline to get 8 years from us.

>No I wanna test FA. Just want to see my worth. I'm toally staying and I love it here. Two lefts and a right.

Fair enough. Here's our offer. You sure you're staying?

>Yes I'm staying I love it here.

Because if you're going to go to FA, we should trade you to a contender for some assets just in case you don't resign.

>No don't trade me, if you trade me I won't resign. I love it here and I wan't to stay.

Okay we love you and we're putting our future on the line for you just to make you feel better. Our fans are getting nervous because they know they lucked into you in 2009, and they've suffered longer than you've been alive. They know how much you mean to this fanbase. They have to live with Rags fans talking nonstop shit, and many of them are Jets/Mets/Knicks fans. There's only so much heartbreak a soul can take. We are taking a leap of faith, all for you. Because you asked. We trust you. We love you.

>Cool. I love it here and I'm staying. Thanks for not setting yourselves up for a rebuild because there's no need to, since i'm staying and I love it here.

Okay, FA time. We bought in Lou and Trotz. We have a deal to return to Long Island full time in a brand new purpose built hockey arena. We have young talent and a deep prospect pool. Here's a max contract and keys to the franchise.

>Just kidding. I'm taking my talents to laffs and I specifically asked you not to trade me so they didn't have to give up talent to get me. I did this while under contract with you. Fuck your franchise and your long suffering fans. Loyalty and dedication means not a fucking thing to me hisssss here's a picture of me drooling on my bedsheets we cool?

...

>plain animeposting, not even a fucking team edit
>doesn't even have the humility or the decency to use ">my" or ">our"
grim grim grim grim grim grim grimmmmmmmmmmmm

>headcanon

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I’ll that this as a request to add a Lightning jersey to that macro

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Don't you dare use >my team's reaction images to try to defend overrated shit.

The government gives them free tickets when they immigrate here. Along with better healthcare than the average citizen, free housing for 3 years, and guaranteed work

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>guaranteed work
really? what do they do?

All my comments were taken from the youtube video of Islanders showing the tribute video. I'm an Islanders fan and I fucking hate Tavares.

Oh no no, it just gets even more pathetic.

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the camera pans to them during the game and it gives rogers/scotiabank free PR

The fucking jew will terminate a team before letting one move to Quebec

Sorry, forgot to capture that. But she killed and have eaten it, and now stole my laptop mouse wire. I'm scared to take it away tbqhwy

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God bless Gary Bettman.

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and the Canadian taxpayer foots the bill for that? Seeing brown people makes me way less likely to pay for an event, t b h.

find a better use of your time

cute kitty

patient, stays square, doesn't overcommit, clears rebounds, ready for secondaries, he's got potential

I want to pet that cat.

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mmmmm.....yes.....good kitty....

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Don't be a pussy

are we talking about the pnc attendance

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based and TedLindseypilled

>laffs

Better than Centre Vidéotron's NHL attendance (which is zero, if that wasn't clear).

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wow the relocanes have such cool post game celebrations, and their team is right in the wildcard chase. they must be selling out games by now right??

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No thanks, I have enough claw marks on my hands

grim

dreary

nope
brevity is the soul of wit

isn't it usually even worse than that

>it's another "seething Quebec City posters lash out at everyone else because of how unfair they think Gary is" episode
Top grim.

If I had to guess this is more than the canes and they probably charge more too lol!

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>wit
>laffs

More than 15k would imply that their avg attendance is increasing; which would naturally be a good thing?

>laffs

would be classic canes to collapse in the next few weeks and miss the playoffs

all four, >laffs miss

licking his lips lookin at houston

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Wtf is chadathan toews doing with two 4/10s

dont worry gary will meme off the 2nd and 3rd overall picks to borderline teams like that.

imagine

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Carey price is a fag

>"You know, it's a shame that a good Tronna boi has to put up with this low class stuff from those rude Islanders fans, why can't they be polite like my >ruins fans who threw whiskey bottles at the refs when I lost every ploff series and the Islanders went on a dynasty run and shamed me in front of the hockey world as a charlatan stop interrupting me let's go"

How is that old boomer still clinging to life?

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feeds off of zoomershit tears

Surely, such a talented player is bound for the playoffs, right?

true I wouldn't trade my cliff pu and a 2nd for connor mcdavid either

>Skinner and McDavid in the same sentence
You've gotten carried away here.

Looking forward to his take on the events of the week tonight desu

wait that isn't a pic of connor?

>"You know Bobby Orr... *sip* NOW that was a good player let's go roll the tape"

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I believe the NHL would be better off with pro/rel and no salary cap

Not a fan of Reddit's team?

Having a salary cap is probably one of my most favorite things about NA sports leagues

Lads why is ice time so fucking expensive? The rink near me is $450 an hour, charged out to the lads at 25 per for a pickup game. What’s it like for you?

I too, enjoy communism

>25$ for 3 hours

Good opinion.

Shit opinion.

Oh, the dumbass who doesn't understand business is back

t. seething bugman Chink Rochmond resident/brown dole bludger Torontonian

if the salary cap is so communist how didn't big market toronto win any c u p's?

Yeh lets drag an ideology arguement into how a pro sports league works
It always ends up being a great and humble discussion once political ideologies gets dragged in

pro/rel doesnt change or benefit shit. the logistics would be impossible to implement. most ahl/echl teams are in smalltowns or suburbs of larger cities and dont have the economy to support a top tier pro team.

Worse, $25 a person for 1 (one) hour

Please, it's Sports Broadcasting Hall of Famer Gary Bettman for you.
sportsvideo.org/2018/11/16/sports-broadcasting-hall-of-fame-2018-gary-bettman-father-of-the-modern-nhl/
Jesus Christ, get some tapestry Latvia. Looks like you live in soe commie block for god's sake

“Please” don’t disrespect Donny

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I'd say $250-400 an hour is pretty normal price wise. If you get enough people to play and split the cost its not too bad. Goalers play for free

It's super cheap despite it being open ice. It's a nice combo to have

y i k e s

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How to spot a sunbelt hockey fan
>stupid
>never played hockey
>opinions derived from rollerblading
>thinks they're unique
>fat
>incapable of learning (stupid)
>gay
>shades of brown
>oblivious to their own idiocy
>don't know shit about hockey
>never run out of stupid shit to say

t. yankee fan

Oh no pro rel poster is back

Excuse me, faggot. I thought that I already told you to stop using >my team's reaction images.

>How to spot a snowbelt hockey fan
>>stupid
>>never played hockey
>>opinions derived from rollerblading
>>thinks they're unique
>>fat
>>incapable of learning (stupid)
>>gay
>>shades of brown
>>oblivious to their own idiocy
>>don't know shit about hockey
>>never run out of stupid shit to say

Why don't just go to an outside rink lmao?

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a communist league would break apart the championship winning team and redistribute their players after each season, not have a lottery for a chance to get better.

5400 DKK ~822 USD
1 hour at the rink, all equipment included, they provide a ref too

ha ha fucking got 'em

People pay me to play hockey and be their ringer so I honestly have no idea

>free ODR up the road
Feels good to be a snowbelter

erm...I live in Florida...

calm down padre

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A pro/rel league wouldn't let McDavid suffer and waste away in Dedmonton

...

Stupid gay brown sunbelt hockey fan that doesn't know shit about hockey spotted

how? he signed a 12 year contract with them. it doesnt end just because they get relegated.

>imagine having to pay to pay hockey
Move

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>gay

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McMeme stinks. He only has himself to blame for signing a 12 year deal. If he was so unhappy in Edmonton he would've said to his agent that he would only accept a shorter deal.

That's only because you're not curious and full blown gay

lmao @ mississippi & alabama
totally not gay btw

Based mississippi

>Canada completely in the Gay-Zone

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I thought it was a 12.5 at 8 years, not a 8 million at 12.5 years

>there's some user in or around Quebec City who has diligently saved every single 'Canes picture over the last few years in hopes of getting to use them for a team of >his own one day
>he probably has the same sort of collection going for Florida, too
>maybe even Arizona as well
holy yikes

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>can't read
Why would you laugh at the least gay states
Tfw it turns out canada was the gayest all along

Your post reads like you're retarded buddy

bad /hoc/ today lads

or I'm just a canes fan living in canada who is getting a laugh out of how big of a bitch you are lmao

was a goalie, extremely rare that I had to pay
>mfw

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You're not curious because you're gay

>North Carolina is mostly green
>yellow at the major cities
>dark orange at Asheville
We need a Final Solution to the mountain commie question.

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however long it is the contract wouldnt end just because they got relegated.
also which ahl/echl team could even beat the soilers? in a pro/rel situation they would be independent teams, not farm teams anymore. so they wouldnt have another teams prospects anymore. mcmeme would absolutely demolish any of those teams.

It was actually a lifetime signing. He will never leave Deadmonton

Red is gay m8. Stay mad you raging faggot

>Florida
>goalie
Let me guess, you're one of those fat sunbelt retards that "played" goalie because you can't skate and sucked at it

>or I'm just a canes fan living in canada
Seems legit.

EZ4ENCE

Malkin and Thornton are so tall it doesn't look like they're doing anything special or moving quickly. Why do tall players look like that?

if a mississipian(?) crosses into texas does he instantly become more gay?

Red isn't sure, blue knows it's gay you retarded faggot

>i-it's because YOU are the gay ones
t. Closeted cock sucker

Imagine willingly playing goalie

Post the non photoshopped pic now

It usually is these days.

Because you're a firmly gay sunbelt retard that doesn't know shit about hockey

it's an esports reference

Fact of the matter is that teams like panthers and coyotes do not deserve to still be in the NHL. You can be a sunbelt fan (of a team with an actual fanbase and a good owner) and realize that those two teams don't belong.

Asheville is comfy though
t. Vacay home in Sapphire Valley

Florida?? I live in the NE

Blue is straight and doesn't even consider gay an option. Stay mad gayboi
Sorry I dont take requests from full blown faggots

alright just believe your little fantasy where all the canadian flags are against you then

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For me, it's the fact that Honda Center used to be called the Arrowhead Pond during the mighty ducks era

Blue detected

Imagine being too much of a brainlet to be able to comprehend the position of goalie, and then telling yourself that you didn't want to play it anyways.

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But you still have paid money to play hockey in your free time. Just go to the municipality owned rink whenever you want for free lol lmao

>usa is seperated by counties
>canada isn’t separated by municipality
nice trying to skew the data to make you look less queer

I love being a sunbelter with hockey knowledge

I would’ve been a chel goaler if it were not for the accident reeeeeee

Same, friend.

Had a dream I was the backup goalie for the Habs and Isles fans kept throwing empty plastic bottles at me

For me it was playing stay at home defenseman

Fuck Nebraska you sunbelt faggot

...you got to pay for ice time? For pick-up hockey? There's 5 indoor arena where I live and there's free free skating and pick-up hockey when organized leagues (QJMHL, peewee, beer leagues) aren't playing

Murrica has more people Canada is just more gay per capita. Map shows exactly what it should. You're just angry because you live in Gay-nada

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>being an unemployed defenseman
Why would you admit this

Tfw would have been a golden glove above .350 batting average baseball player if not for the accident ;-;

All leagues have fees, equipment costs money, traveling costs money, rinks have fees. I'm not sure what you're driving at really.
>yes playing hockey costs money

For me, it's the fact that Canada has three Rogers-branded and two Scotiabank-branded sporting facilities

same. i can go there during the daytime and skate around for free. beanerbelt will NEVER know this feeling.

>not just gather a bunch of friends and drive to the nearest outdoor rink and play pick-up hockey
the absolute state of you

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Only if you suck

@91210538
>first florida
>now nebraska??
I don't know what you're huffing today, but its probably not good for you

rogers owns a pro team in every league but still offers 3rd world internet speeds and cellphone data coverage. its a terrible company.

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Cocaine isn't even a decent drug.

Unironically Oilers look decent with return of Sekera and Klefbom. No playoffs this year, but next year is possible. Although I think that every year.

Don't have any dynamite posts ready for the next thread. Sorry lads.

this LA broadcast what the fuck

It's LA. There's nothing they can do correctly anymore.

Seriously what the fuck is going on in the favela of LA?

>fat black woman guest hosting
yeah it's lame

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had to turn it off and watch boreball with two teams i don't give a fuck about

I did not have this on my new phone yet. Thanks user

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you just know

yikeseroni

>it was 3-0

BLEACHD

>It was 3-0

wtf Diane Abbot likes hockey???

think I might take a nap rather than watch this trainwreck of a game

How the FUCK do I become an NHL GM???????????

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gotta take a nice long wiff of Gary's rotten foreskin and then pay him.

networking

based bongwatcher

Is that my pig?

how did that cow get into that tire

tried to hula

Cows are retarded.
t. Wisconsin

>phone

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Suters were chasing them down in Alberta and it was hiding

LAUGHING SO HARD at the teds

offsides

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OH NO NO!!!! PANARIN IS DEFINITELY LEAVING NOW

knew he was on the next truck to the abattoir, had to take desperate measures.

Is his career over?

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there is literally nothing wrong with phoneposting, user

>there is literally nothing wrong with phoneposting, user

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he will awaken in vegas

wow! what a terrific wojak! what subreddit did you get it from?

yes

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>he doesn’t exclusively phonepost

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Is FBI aware of this guy?
sub-what?

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It should have been after the first concussion

He’s probably only got a couple of pipe bombs.
Not really anything to be worried about.

Should i masturbate?

I haven't skated in 2 years and there's absolutely nothing you queers can do to stop me from shitposting here

Who has the better bum, Sid or his sister?

Only if I can masturbate with you.

how many concussions have you had /hoc/?

4 years and counting. Suck it, nerds.

for me, it's not fapping for all of march because i'm developing a callus on my dick and need it to heal

What a stupid drawing, it's fucking annoying and uncomfortable af to have hair between headphones and ears. Had very long hair in highschool. Animefags truly are retards that have 0 life experience.

white people are more likely to be domestic terrorists in america

FACT

based autismbro

sid desu

Last time was 2010 or 2011. Not sure if I can skate anymore

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Only because all the terrorists lives on your tax dollars on the north side of the border.

its like riding a bike again. once you start it will come back.

It's like riding a bike, you never forget
t. skated for the first time in 4 years a month ago

sice high school desu

one. Played CTEball in middle school and got blasted right in the head.

0
Never broken a bone either

And I used to play D-man up until high school

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Thinking about escape velocity

at least two from niggercollide and hitting my head on cement. pretty sure i've had a few others but went undiagnosed

t. Kerbal Space Program gamer

Yah I’ve been playing all morning cuz I got a hankering after reading 2001 space odyssey

MB just defeat SK 7-6 in round 1 action at the brier.

leafs will miss playoffs.

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KHL?

green room wasnt a dive bar it was trendy af for a bit

PLEASE give me this timeline just Gary.

heh shitcongo

KONGS WILL WILD CARD

based kings getting chicago one step closer to elimination

>It was 3-3

Where are the white people?

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For me, it's the GODyotes

wtf should I eat for dinner?

new

one, when a skier clipped me and sent me spiraling onto some black ice