When did sports become so boring?

who's the girl on the left?

me with the sprite recording goblinas to wank one out later

I-Is this really how grown ups kiss?

I have kissed nine girls in my lifetime (that I can remember, but I think it's accurate). That is all.

> ITT people pretend to be attracted to goblins

For Christ sake how do you burn toast that badly? It’s boring and a waste of time desu.

>that burnt fucking bread
Everytime

Those two are ew.

Why do girls even like guys? Is a dick going throough their pussies really that good? Isn't another woman's touch much better?

bretty good, but it can get boring and you may run out of breath occasionally.

Wanna find out?

Is it possible to ejaculate from kissing only?

>ew
Could you BE any more of a faggot?

Too many blacks, decline in cultural/local pride over the last few decades.

Wanna find out?

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>ew
Faggot

Wanna find out?

Gayest post on all of half-chan. Congrats.

Sure.

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Sorry I have standards

s-sure

bag of sand

It's saying "ew" that makes you a bum bandit, lad

how do i become a good kisser. i hooked up with a girl and she told me "i wasn't great but she's had worse" and i take that to mean i was absolutely godawful

Train on your sister.

Practice with your cousin desu

>a scouser calling anyone a fanny bandit

Tell her if she wants you to get better, you'll need to practice on her friends. And her mum.

>americans writing like brits

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no brit would say fanny bandit

>americans attempting to write like brits

wanna find out?

gross

Germans? More like germs

>scouser
I'm extremely fucking offended, you cunt

came here to post this

That's ok I love you too

Should have just kys

>girls kissing
miss me with that gay shit

>lad
This was your big clue that he wasn't a scouse you thick bastard.

mid to late 00s, when the money became outrageous

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How you gonna eat that Toast? It's all burned up

basketball-reference.com/players/b/biyombi01.html#all_contracts_cho

this man makes $17m a year, with those stats.
why should he put forth any effort at all? theres no reason.
this is why sports are boring now, money killed them.
the effort level is dropping in any league with guaranteed money contracts.

when it became all about money and pandering to diva athletes

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more sports girls kissing

Me in the back

Anyone got that webm of the two Arab women kissing each other in the Elevator?

>tfw you've never kissed a girl
>tfw 24 yr old KHHV NEET

Being a neet is kino as fuck. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

Taylor Swift is not straight

that toast is perfect. spread some butter and its good to go. fucking onions bois

Politics
Same sports since 100 years that have already been solved
Steroids banned
Technology not being integrated at full capacity

You only like it because it's black

if your toast isnt BLACKED what is the point

Top lel

my grandpa used to prefer his toast burnt, i never understood it

>tfw no gf

when twitter boom

is an dyke a athlete

Take sedatives and lick the inside of your mouth. There ya go

cool and moist

Mexican chick is drunk of her tits or she truly doesn't know how to kiss

They didn't. You are just becoming more jaded and depressed

>gyppos

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what is this?

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See

do you think that we will live to see a final solution to the cigany problem?

Salty sand and milky coins

Those girls are looking a little young Hanz

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>tf
>tp
Ayy, what a fucking puritanical hellhole

Ah the beady eyed anglo loves molesting kids. Who knew