5:30pm kick-off with coverage on Sky Sports PL.
WHU: Fabianski; Fredericks, Ogbonna, Diop, Cresswell; Rice, Noble (c); Lanzini, Snodgrass, Anderson; Hernandez.
>Subs: Adrian, Masuaku, Obiang, Nasri, Antonio, Perez, Arnautovic.
NEW: Dubravka; Manquillo, Schar, Lascelles (c), Lejeune; Ritchie, Hayden, Longstaff; Almiron, Perez, Rondon.
>Subs: Darlow, Yedlin, Dummett, Ki, Diame, Atsu, Muto.
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>tfw Longstaff dabs on Rice
Will Chicarito score another goal with his hand?
will this be worth watching?
I forgot this is the "delusion over academy products" derby.
no
Can someone tell me what happened to Jonjo Shelvey?
Can't get a game because of Longstaff.
>Atsu not playing
Shan't be watching this game, then
COME ON YOU IRONS!
P.S. You have no idea what I would give to fuck Karren Brady.
died from cancer
How do I streams when >plebbit keeps banning them?
>England 113-9
Guess I'm watching this then
dead
was playing in the u-23s match to try and regain fitness, not joking
that means 113 runs after 9 wickets right? isnt that really bad
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Won an £85 acca today lads. What should I do with my winnings?
i want to feel ur balls
1 penny sweets from the paki shop
put it all on a West Ham 1-0
Yes, plus it's a One Day International so it's unusual to be bowled out so early. Also you only get one innings in an ODI.
buy 85 lottery tickets
Cricket's fucking gay mate.
Buy something nice for your gf
Not as gay as rolling around on the floor pretending to be injured
>late, telveised kick off
Look forward to plastic top 4 supporters calling us entitled retards boys
>Billy Bonds stand
>Bonds won nothing, got relegated with them once
How small time can you get honestly
he won their last trophy
anyone got an acestream link that's not in Russian?
>Trying to watch the game
>Ads are turning me on
Fug lads
you got me interested. i'm watching the game now.
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DECLAND ‘LION HEART’ RICE
ITS JUST TOO EASY ITS JUST TOO EASY ITS JUST TOO EASY ITS JUST TOO EASY ITS JUST TOO EASY ITS JUST TOO EASY ITS JUST TOO EASY ITS JUST TOO EASY ITS JUST TOO EASY ITS JUST TOO EASY ITS JUST TOO EASY ITS JUST TOO EASY ITS JUST TOO EASY ITS JUST TOO EASY ITS JUST TOO EASY ITS JUST TOO EASY ITS JUST TOO EASY
>England's brave Declan Rice
Wet Spam goal webum.
DECCY RICE IS BRINGING IT HOME
Englands future star midfelder 1
newcastle getting relegated 0
I literally had no idea we had an England assistant manager
based mystic meg poster
Why is West Ham's "distance from the pitch" an issue when it's not an issue for the hundreds of other clubs that have the same arrangement throughout the world?
>west ham fans think mark noble 2.0 will ever get an england call-up
stay delusional
because their old ground was nothing like it and it's shite
It's not a traditional British stadium design.
because english fans are used to sitting right next to the pitch and being involved in games more
if you're sitting 100 yards away from the pitch you don't feel as involved
THEYRE FUCKING DEAD
F
Are they supposed to be allowed to show blood pre watershed on TV?
like in wrestling and shit they aren't allowed to show blood
Southgate couldn't attend because he died, in a helicopter crash, in October.
RIP, gone too soon x
rice will move to man city in a year or two and be a guaranteed starter
was that manquillo?
soccer is a real sport
wrestling is entertainment that is controlled
>Ouch!
F
Yeah, for the U23s, and then a loan move to Sunderland
I think it's just America that's weird over blood censorship
Ah yes, shame they never found the body.
What happened to the MJ statue when West Ham changed stadium?
Based Mexibro
West Ham are renaming the stands? Hey don’t actually own this ground do they? Shouldn’t be allowed if so.
>Fulham
The MJ statue was Fulham. They removed it once they changed owners IIRC.
It's at the National Football Museum in Manchester
Declan Rice
Salmon Rondon
Ruben Almondiron
Lukasz FabIceLollyianski
Angelo Obanana
Angelo Ogbono
Angelo Onigger
would West Ham fans take Dimitri Payet back
Not even a West Ham but I'm certain the answer is 'No'
no they are very much like liverpool fans as in when their best players leave them for a better team they call them a traitor and hold a permanent grudge
Would he eat a worm
He's French so most likely
yeah hes hated here, arnie is even hated for that china business
wouldn't put it past being a delicacy in France
them and arse
where is nasri, did he get injured already?
should be a red to Noble there
Get fucked Magshits
DESU it's not that he left but the way that he left. No West Ham fan hates Joe Cole or Micheal Carrick but Payet, Defoe and Ince can all die in a fire
The funeral was on Thursday, did you miss it?
>noble
session at the drip doctor
>did a west ham player get injured
They're not wanted back at Arsenal because they inevitably become fucking shite after leaving
See Sanchez, Hleb, Nasri, Clichy, Toure, Adebayor, Song etc etc
Even RVP, Henry and Vieira only had 1 or 2 good seasons before becoming shite
How can you have a stand in what is essentially one big bowl?
Should be a section if anything.
>the Billy Bonds access turnstiles
Why do they call him ‘Longstaff’?
Moyesy would have this West Ham side in 7th place Tbh
big nob
because thats his name
>liverpool
Sterling, Torres, Coutinho...Yes
Suarez, Alonso...No
descendant of a cousin to the old english king, edward longshanks
moysey would have bought drinkwater instead of anderson if he was incharge
Sounds more like United fans and Di Maria.
Snodgrass ded
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kekkkkk both Scotland and Ireland both tried to get Longstaff to play for them cos he looks like a typical ugly celtic mong.
Di Maria is shit unless he's playing for a good team against nobodies though.
ERA
>Dive Ham
pls stop injuring our players newcastle
Poocastle
>Manquillo literally bandaged up
right back at you
Good penalty, 2-0
fucks sake lads
>The Mark Nobel 100 meter track
how many years would Mark Noble have played for West Ham if his name was Mamadou Ndumbu
why can't omabayang do this?
Not sure but if that were his name he would have been an England regular since he was 17.
noble hattrick inbound
how can you literally be the captained of the youth team and never get a cap in the senior side
Being good at a youth level does not guarantee you to become world class
>West ham direct free kicks
i guess managers of England back in the day never rated him because he doesn't score all that often
huddersfield
Cardiff
Fulham
Confirmed?
hopefully
none of them are relevant enough to be in the PL
because he's shite
I'm hoping Soufampton go down too
yeah cardiff have a lot of hard games coming up, hud and ful are confirmed for sure
Disgusting
Need a draw or Nukeasshole win to win money lads.
Fuck off. Looking forward to seeing what based Hasenhüttl can do with this team during a proper season (preseason/transfer window).
>butterface Bianca
Post Pixies' butt cheeks from the other year instead.
Reckon he can get you to the play offs?
>souf fc vs norf fc
CAM ON YOU SOUF
Why do you hate Southampton? Pompey man?
Absolutely based.
Like a fucking ironing board
You're a Yank bandwagoner ffs.
Are a lot of nu west 'am fans like this?
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what has this got to do with west ham?
no ass
Weird that Jewish Will Ferrell does the Coral adverts
Me in the back
They live in east london
West 'am is a propa brexcit club
>You're a Yank bandwagoner ffs.
True. Though I'm a West Ham wagon bander. I was genuinely curious why Southampton would be hated. Maybe their fans are pricks when you travel to St. Mary's. I don't fucking know.
>Buying the thicc meme
Plebs.
Perez is complete shit
Almiron has really shown up how little Perez does
west ham's fans all live in essex now
oh
I thought you were the Southampton Yank
Hipsters surport Dulwich or Wimbledon. West Ham is to mainstream. They also buy random football scarfs from country’s around Europe - ‘oh ya me and Harvey went to Berlin last year, we got tickets to the game but Harvey was on a cum down. I managed to get this vintage scarf though that I wear to pubs in Brixton for no reason’ ughhh
who will be the next payet for WHUFC
Mario Balotelli.
lappa kotte
Hernandez is having one of those games
Black Frenchman holding midfielder
Hahaha, nice one.
But in all seriousness, I really think that Balo will go to West Ham in the summer of 2019.
AY YOU MAN
WHATS DAT GOLD TING ON DA WEST ‘AN PLAYERS ARMS INIT
>Rondon injured
Saved to my ‘bases George’ folder
Say thank you
Is Chicharito doing anything?
quite a few of us in north kent too
>*breaks the club transfer record*
>"durr he not spend money"
what the fuck more do entitled gordies want?
got a penno
what would you do with your very own tony adams sex dwarf?
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You are aware he took out a loan to sign Almiron?
I'm in awe.
yeah because he was breaking the record, it was a huge deal for a club the size of newcastle they couldnt finance it without a loan
stream lads? i need O 9.5 corners
90s advertising is so weird
why does Lucas Perez never start? I swear every time he's been subbed on he puts work in
No, it's because he's a miserly bastard who won't spend his own money.
Taking out a loan to sign players is unheard of these days.
There's been 7. I'll keep you updated.
thanks lad
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>footybite.com
thanks lad
i fell asleep lads, how we doing
ur mum and i shagged a bit had some tea and nandos
>american patter
>At the match
>concussed from playing rugby on Wednesday
>been out 3 nights in a row
>falling asleep at the match
> paranoid I’ll be on camera and Yea Forums will meme me
Anyone here ever played professional football for a premier league team?
just use the gif next time
Jesus that must've been a heavy hit, the world's upside down now mate
New Castle has a big following in Sallas TX it seems
This is a dream lad. Wake up.
if they did, they wouldn't be posting on Yea Forums
Mate, I got sent to the shadow realm. Some fuck booted me in the head because i dislocated his teammate’s shoulder
i play in the 2nd division of the margate 6-a-side wednesday league
I am Eden Hazard
Buzz Killington, how are you?
Pls, no. I don’t need to be made aware of the brain damage.
ref's a little bookhappy tonight
>lanzini
just went I thought blowing bubbles couldn’t get any gayer
but it's not gay
in not that far from there (maybe 15 min drive) there is an irish pub where the west ham fans gather
its mainly a bunch of retired drunk men from london its so much fun
