MAN UNITED vs SOUTHAMPTON - Official Match Thread #2

cringe to the max

tired of reddit

BLOOTERS ONLY

Why is Southampton so based?

12 year olds get out

Mate, I'm really sorry, but that image is just cringe.

Shaw is a fat useless cunt

Bednarek is there
Saving this shithole again like Polish pilots in the 40s

Hmmm

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>One chance at life
>Vietnamese

Oh i am laffin

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how are you still in uk jose

>somehow the derby ends in the best possible way
>fail to capitalise against shithampton

>fred
Ole's 2nd biggest challenge

>fred

So this is the power of Hasenhüttl

>Shithampton

Jokes on you i believe in reincarnation

Bodes well for a title run next year!

nash got BLACKED in 92

Young is STILL fucking on what the fuck

>2222
NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

as was expected

THIS ONES GOING IN

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Shawn and Hunter?

Well, they say that victims often go on to be abusers, which explains why he raped WCW's storylines so badly.

ERA

I'LL FUCK YOUR HAMPTON SPOUSE
CAME ON HER HAMPTON BLOUSE
AND IN HER HAMPTON MOUTH

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forget your proxy?

dude you'll bring wolfie here

right

holy fuck kys man u

how the fuck is this dogshit team even losing to shitampton

>LukaCULO

Daughter is in school in london

shut the fuck up you gayass retarded faggot

United need Herrera, matic, martial and lingard back badly

UNLOCK ME OLE

NO SHIT GOALS ALLOWED

They aren't.

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GOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

PERROKAKU

Dubs and United finish 6th

LUKAKAKAKKAAAKAAUAKAUAUAKAUAKU

HOLY FUCKING UNLOCKED

kill yourself faggot

absolutely robbed

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SWEATY FIFA GOAL

FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY COULDN'T THEY HOLD ON FOR A FEW MORE MINUTES

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LUKAKA

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>2 right-footed curlers from Lukaku
truly unlocked

BASED BIG NEGRO

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U N L O C K M E O L E
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UNLOCKED

Yes Pakiii brossssss

UNLOCKED

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Based FRED with the assist.

WE LIT

kill yourself you dumbass faggot

>Have a shit first touch
>shoot without taking a first touch
Has Ole solved Lukaku?

Bittersweet because lukaku is never going to be dropped now

This post did not age well.

Robbed.

>ABUS

embarrassing

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FRED
ASSIST

WTF! I LOVE BBC NOW

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>Fred assist
Bases Ole unlocking in less than 10 minutes

FRED UNLOCKED

GOOD FINISHES ONLY

>B-BUT FRED IS A FM MEME
OH NO NO NO

Great goal even though he's shit

THE UNLOCKABLES

kill yourself you dumbass faggot

ABUS IN A CRISIS AND DEPRESSION

UNLOCK ME OLE

OLE IN

guys
i channeled his energy for the goal
mouthfucking

Don’t worry, it’s injury season. He’ll have his ACL blown out by April

how deep does his calculations go?

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>stream shits the bed right before the goal and only sorts itself out after the celebrations

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UNLOCK ME OLE

Is he the man pulling the stings behind Ole?

UNLOCK ME OLE

what type of fucking pornstar name is Angus Gunn

UNLOCK ME OLE

UNLOCKAKU

you dumbass shitskin faggot

UNLOCK ME OLE

UNLOCK ME OLÉ

1 level
>Shoot more

UNLOCK ME OLE

UNLOCK ME OLE

Is Ole the greatest manager, or even the greatest man, to ever live? It's hard to say but yes

>fookin shooot

Every time.

UNLOCK ME OLE

PENAULTY

UNLOCKED
EVERYONE IS BEING UNLOCKED

NO ERA

A FUCKING PEN MATE

E R A
R
A

>poobag

>another penalty for wogba to pad his stats
oh fuck off

>ngubu

weak

ERA

UNLOCK ME OLE

Potential not unlocked ;^)

Diveford

>Not letting Pookaku get his hattrick

>Poobag

>pogdab

kek stop the stupid run up you cock

POOGBA

FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUSFUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUSFUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUSFUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUSFUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS FUCK ABUS

UNLOCK ME OLE

POOPBAG

>pogshit

30 SECONDS OF CHONG

OH NONONONOONOONONONONON AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH

kill yourself dumbass shitskin faggot

>£89 million for a nigger who hits it down the middle

Pathetic

BALL DONT LIE

Nice hair

Ole would have scored that

Why the fuck wont they give pookaku a hat trick

>Chong
Ole you memester

Oh no no no no no lol

THAT CUT FROM POGBA TO WHOEVER THE FUCK THIS IS HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

IS THAT FUCKING ROLF FROM THE MUPPETS?

Why didn't he let Lukaku take it?

No instagram post tonight then

Ching Chang Chong

fuck off pogdab
lukaku should have a hat trick

Chongers needs to cut that hair. He’ll gain an inch to his vertical jump

>pogba blanco

Who TF is this lmao

>pogba picks up the ball demanding to take penalties

BOSS

HOW ABOUT THAT GOAL BONUS

DAT ebony instathot hair

I have never seen anyone do one of these shit runs and then succeed at the penalty.

ABU's ON ICE YET AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Pogba voluntarily locking himself, baka.
missed pen, then a yellow.

>not knowing CHONG
state

>puts on Chong and not Gomes

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Absolutely sweaty

The Premier league banned United from hattricks after Fergie retired

>pogba albino

F U N

game

safe to say pogz left his stamp on the game

>people thought Pogba wasn't the problem
lol

Lmao, it really beez like that

Ego, probably.

>liverpool slips again
oh nononoon lol

my ancestor :)

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>homo gay ass penalty miss when lukaku was on a hat trick
>pointless yellow
blonde pogba worst pogba

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Does he have a qt blasian sister?

APOLOGISE

Just need everton to not shit the bed and it's a perfect weekend

you're so fucking stupid you're just repeating every post word for word because you're such a low IQ faggot

You arrive in Manchester

As soon as he dyes his hair again he turned into a cunt once again. At least he tracked back this match

you're not even remotely funny you gayass redditfaggot

Every goal today was really good

United signed Rick James?

youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M

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you're so fucking stupid you're just falling for bait over and over again gayass redditfaggot

>hurrdurr bait le baitposting
dumbass redditfaggot

dumbass redditfaggot

kill yourself

Smells like ABUs getting BTFO in here. Smells like victory

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>canadian /his/fag
lol

Yeah, a great match in general.

It's his kid with that very long haired asian dance

only redditfaggots like you find 'bait posts' funny because faggots like you have a juvenile sense of humor just like the retarded post you made there . fuck off back to r/eddit you dumbfuck

bump

Meme shitposting aside Lukaku seems like a decent lad. He always seems humble and happy to be given a chance. This new formation seems to be doing him a huge amount of good.

the fuck are you talking about you retard

yep, shame about the touch though

True but that's unlikely to ever go away. His goalscoring record is still pretty damn good despite that.

He had a pretty tough upbringing as I take it, and is pretty much just thankful that he's able to play footie for a living.

>automuting the thread
lel tards