/cric/

bit racist m8

Any good stream?

Reckon if Australia take 6 more wickets they will win the game

execute Dhoni

been a lot of kino cricket recently.

last few years have been really good for test cricket
loads of kino matches

hotstar

Bulgarian clothes shops are awful

learning more than i ever wanted to know about bulgaria lads

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

fuck off

Unironically heard my parents having sex while I was at the fridge
profoundly disturbing

so glad I've gone through my life without ever experiencing that

glad that i had asexual parents

lucky man. Mean that in a totally non perverted sense

how so?

you have two in love parents having sex

>switched to Hindi
Hmmmmmm.....

stop tracking what i am doing!

the weak should fear the strong

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what happened here?

da fuk is happening here

What happened to Patrick?

smegma is getting really mad at people reporting his spamming/flooding

>cheateroinis

no way he caught that. Catch of the century if so

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>mullets can still be found in australia

>cheatpoolians

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The 'spirit of the game' is not a phrase used in Ausgaylia

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how about a frikken wicket

scuse the language lads

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interesting game developing here

umm...may be if ind lose a wicket here but otherwise ezpz for ind to just putz here and win it tbqh

SAVED

CHECKED

wew
finally made it to Yea Forums history
x

tabla
x

what movie should I watch after this?

total recall

what a wase of a get
end it homie

this or escape from ny
x
no, you
x

does it still hold up?

umm ya
quite well bla
x

yeah both do, Total Recall is my favourite of the two

yeh, even the remake isnt half bad
original is best though

Leon (the professional)

Not really. Quite a lot of bad special effects, lots of casual sexism, wooden acting from Arnold in particular.

requesting the /cric/ duet with my rant and the backing

'notha one that just popped in my head bla
youtube.com/watch?v=Rml5ehAl7SM
x

>bad special effects

its was 1990 lad

will be there for you xx

Police Academy 4

And? They are bad.
>b-but it was good for the time!
It's shit now. Does not hold up at all.

youtube.com/watch?v=LS7k3G_6IjE
youtube.com/watch?v=f1JYDmo19to
John Carpenter was based

Good movie. Started watching the Naked Gun movies again this morning too, timeless.

disagree mate

Loved 'The Thing' too

High IQ posts.

any visually asthetic films? like children of men, zodiac? with great colour filters.

Watching a DW documentary on prostitution in Spain right now lads.

Super 8 is pretty based

Burning

youtube.com/watch?v=9lzSoKOs1fc

American honey

Old man Dhoni will find a way to fuck this up.
>tfw IPL starts in a few and he’ll go into full helicopter mode

POO'D

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This screams series draw. Stupid fucking rain

>mixie ad
>patli patli galiyan hain na
don't get it bla
x

This is Blabla

you are a GENIUS bla
x

Really hard to tell nowadays because blubbo steals your gimmick

this is blacunt/sebbo-like but not sebbo

Gonna watch Godzilla and then Kong. Monster time

Aussies gonna have the best pace attack this WC. Kedhar Jadav looks good at least

Test cricket is good.

no worries bla
x

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now das ist die POST

There’s been some good recs but you go for this shit

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>after all that back and forth
>chooses godzilla
ffs

Imagine thinking confusing Blabla with the BASED S-E-B.

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seen most of them desu

never mind it wasn’t

Andrei Rublev.

>alex fails
INDIA ZINBABAD

gg

Anyone got a pic of Australian qt who was in Indian team jersey? She was sitting near a dravidian nigger, if that helps.

this

for you are a lazy

yeah this
or any Tarkovsky really

The Duellists is a good one I recently watched

Australians are fucking useless moving back to England I think

Bit rude, Adam.

Should have preferred a Ind vs NZ test series rather than playing with Aussies AGAIN.

based. Plan to spend the rest of my life on bongland after this east Europe excursion

PING
x

shan't be falling for the memes again

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Watch In The Mood For Love. There's honestly nothing like it.

Huh

already did 7 year ago

why are Indian posters here so reddit. Nothing hating on them as such but they are extremely reddit. Always posting about entry level neckbeard stuff like this and smoking weed

Seb Esquire is the name
I'm ahead of my game
Still
Draftin' my briefs, still fuck with the leafs
Still lovin jannies (Uh huh)
Still rock my three-piece with a tie and a crease (fo sho)

Still got love for Yea Forums
Reppin old /c-r-i-c/ (fo life)
Still,
The bats bang, still doin' my thang

Since I left,
ain't too much changed,
Still

>England
>59/3 (13/50 ov)
looking grim for england

How's In The Mood For Love neckbeard tier?

>Watch In The Mood For Love. There's honestly nothing like it.

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good day today lads
beginning to feel like my old self lads
things going in the right direction lads

For me it's 2046.

oh come on

Keep smiling bud

very good to hear bla
LUFF hearing positive things happening on cric
x

grim time to awaken with a sore tummy lads

sending you positive energy mate

No seriously, I want to know.

[2]
x

I look into your eyes
Imagine life without ya

*stomach gurgles*

'ave a ginger ale bla x

i dunno it just kind of is. Actually getting defensive over such playful musings such as these definitely is reddit, that’s for sure

peppermint tea lad

chuck us a blubbo vocaroo lad

clyp.it/nbd13hi4

nah has to be spontaneous, can’t be requested

They call you spontaneouslad.

fair enough
wouldn't want a subpar product

>need to be a contrarian
Hurr das reddit mate
>can't back up your claim
Hurr ur reddit mate

You might be a little autistic mate, I don't know, just an observation.

I like in the mood for love

Den brysomme mannen (2006)
nobody listens to me though,

me? love the steve summers 'n the mood for love song'
youtube.com/watch?v=GxBzJi0qAew

nothing wrong with a little bit of autism

honestly can’t make sense of this post

England on the ropes

i shall watch this bla
x

>getting bounced out by a trundler

dropped

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>the drunk guys in the pool in crusader costumes
kek

Ohh nononono hahahahahahanah

not a fan of country music honestly

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Brathwaite is bowling a blinder today

>pissland

>engLEL

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO

YIKES

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GOLLABSE

*airhorn*

>113 all out
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KEK

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RRR 2.26 to win

England won't get out their group in their own WC

DON'T
BLUSH
BABY

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FOUR DUCKS

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I've got a bigger rack than her

@91203024
>group
why must you expose yourself every single time?

*THREE

I don't know, I just like people looking at it

>group
LMFAO at this cazzie

>first pitch with a bit in it instead of all the literal roads in the series
>englel 113 all out
this is why these meme 400 totals mean nothing and are there just to inflate averages.

any streams? i dont know what im doing

I don't understand, there is a fucking group

Just ignore them, they only know how individual matches work, and don't understand the depth of cricket knowledge necessary to appreciate tournament or series play.

Also this is not the thread.

Imagine living in England lmfao

At least the match will be over before your bed time LOL

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*dabs*

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>already 14% of the way there after one over

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>98 runs from 300 balls

>RR 16.00
It's over

>thunderous first over
>campbell can't fucking rotate the strike in the second over
ah yes

a hard over from wood

I just feel that only my posts have any sort of cricketing intuition and all other posters here have ZERO acumen. Why is that lads?

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The Gayle Gale

SHOT
H
O
T

The antiPOOdean brain is too small to understand the sport and engshitters literally can’t into cricket

England vs Bangladesh. Who wins?

L A D S I T S J U S T E N G L E L

Whoever wins such a match, cricket loses.

HOLY FUCKING KEK

>go away
>come back
>eng ao
>gayle slogging
At least barca is on later

Haha posting this on Facebook too lad

>too high
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHA

Good cameo

WHAT THE FUCK WOAKES

>no ball
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Reckon 113 looks par

>no ball
Kek, see if Gayle can end this on 5 overs

>35% after 3 overs
Ah yes, playing this innings like a T10

>no ball
LMOA
love seeing filthy CHEATanglos getting the taste of their own medicine
hahaahahAKJekjekekekekeEKekekaAHAhahahaaaaa

If the fuckers could rotate the strike, he absolutely could.

>Celebrating Campbell wicket

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wood thrusting balls through Campbell's defences

OOF

BOWLED HIM

Maybe England have a chance here! KEK

i want to get into cricket should i just watch a lot of it until it makes sense

wood's really pounding it in short

Still unbeaten in our last 10 odi series

#thebest

Reckon Gayle fucks Wood's wife after this one

Yeah. It's not hard to understand. When the commentators say something you don't understand just google it.

>elite umpires
>can't figure out that there's extra bounce on this track

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nothing is going englel's way
cricket really should have a give up/concede option for the losers to avoid abject humiliation

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Reckon Windies might make a semi this year lads.

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SHOT

do people give much of a shit about the domestic leagues or is it mostly just international that people care about

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wood's taking a pounding from gayle lads

Hope they win desu

The Aussie and Indian domestic leagues are huge. The others not as much, but they're still popular. Domestic T20 tournaments are becoming very profitable so just about every country is running one.

The domestic one-day and first class tournaments tend to be pretty unpopular. Even in Australia I don't think they're all televised.

UNIVERSE BOSS

ODIs are so boring, but my girlfriend is loving this! On on the edge of her seat, keeps on grinning and needs to leave the room all the time

>fastiest fifty
ah yes, high cultured English from an Englishman

>Wood to Gayle, 1 run, slower ball, tapped to cover, and Gayle has a 19-ball fifty! The fastest in ODI history by a West Indian batsman. He's got something left in the tank for the World Cup, it would seem...

Based cuck poster

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thx for the info lad. i'm having fun watching so far

Yeah man, I love it. It's got the same feel as baseball even if the game is pretty different. I like to have it on in the background like I would a ballgame during baseball season.

>39 years old
>Still in form

just saw a knockoff Supreme shirt that says Savage instead in the Windies crowd

yeah that's what i generally do with baseball while i'm doing something else. the international aspect of cricket is what appeals to me i think.

Damn. That's savage.

poor little white man

Absolutely humiliated

I WOODN'T WANT TO BE MARK RIGHT NOW

WHOOPS

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>a terrible silence falls over the thread

BASED Gayle

What do Holly's braps smell like?

Umm what's happening lads???

No clue lad

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>3 WICKETS
>3 BOWLED
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

wonder if we'll start seeing bongposts in this thread again

desiccated coconut and clean linen

like strawberries I should imagine

Freshly baked muffins

Ellyse on the other hand? Old pies and boiled cabbage.

Expect England will be thinking about a wicket here.

im assuming the chances of england winning this are close to 0% right

"Close" in the sense that 0.99999999... is "close" to 1.

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do you know the name of the song that cmc keeps using for this series?

mmm... her mouth opens nice and big

dem thighs, pls I just want

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What the fuck they aren't breaking for lunch?

HMMMMM

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Z E R O
E
R
O

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holy fucking shit
wonder where cricket originated..hmmmmm...

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>invent sport
>be bad at it

>Gayle: I picked the wrong bat today
LMAO

she is perfect

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>forget cricket playing today
>remember
>quickly check scorecard
>it's already over
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Oh NONONONONONO

>love pajeets
>hate the english
simple

>love a full english
>hate a full indian

What about part Indians? There's lots of them in the ganges

They call you leafkiwi

LMAO

my advisor at uni used to say 'he issa geeeeeeeniuuusssssss'
heard he has cancer now
;_;
x

WAIT ON
ind was supposed to tour the windies
WHEN exactly is that going to happen bla
x

pure fucking cancer that

Got a new match lads

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is this what they call weird but flex?
wew

*weird flex but ok

ne1 else sensing a cheeky d from the banglas

>England
World cup favourites btw

Can't stand this fat cunts posts

He's ben literally talking to himself in his own thread. Mental illness. Anyway, rules 1,2,3 and 4.

What's 4?

septic threads will automatically be superseded by any subsequent commonwealth thread.

Why was the second thread deleted last night?

questionable

Josh was posting dick picks

and yet sebbesity's dead thread survived.
hmmm

In the second one? How's that warrant a thread deletion? I made it and I wasn't posting the dicks.

making a BOLD prediction that Smith will be a different player upon his return..kinda like KL -- outta form, listless, and pathetic

shall be doing my part to ensure the other unnecessary thread is looked at my the moderating staff

>utter silence
oopps
should i wait until you asswipes finish your gossip sesh before i post actual cricket discussions?

reported for impersonating Yea Forums staff

don't bother to give me the "announcing report" shit ether, get the hint and fuck off you 0 friends dog

>ACTUAL CRICKET DISCUSSIONS
JANNNY!!!!!

Anyway lads, 1-2-3-4

better suggestion.
look inwards la, and see how YOU are behaving
*mwah*

>122kg
>5'5

That rules 1-3 are rescinded effective immediately. is apparently unaware that the motion to recommit passed and amended the Rule 4 bill just as it was enacted by the Board.

umm..kinda understand it now

mentalhealthamerica.net/contact-us use this

Foxtel isn't showing the test today but is showing the Woman's ODI. Fuck this shit

Are you kidding? Fuck

>casual sexism in /cric/
that is not on mates

seriosuly. Showing an hour highlight reel at 4 or 5

anybody got any good pics on holly's bum?

must say lads
banglas are playing the actual brainy test cricket here
the ENTIRE poopee innings was FAKE, PLEBBY 'test cricket'

need to break this partnership lads

Yea Forums post quality control inspector here lads
will pick COMPLETELY RANDOM posts from each country represented for inspection and we have

please vote for the rating here

strawpoll.me/17534102
strawpoll.me/17534102
strawpoll.me/17534102

soundcloud.com/user-135662994/seb

who won the odi cunts? fell asleep

Clearly fatguts voted for himself twice, while
>Can't stand this fat cunts posts
was the clear favourite
smeggo BTFO yet again.

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Watching the cricket

Watching the footy.

Seems off-topic but OK

why are you all such liars
how do you live with your conscience?

/nrl/ is what would happen to /cric/ if it was only australians posting. would just like to thank my commonwealth brothers for pulling us in line

Kek nice fake image.

Why is there a woman talking about the cricket

Seething kiwis BTFO

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could use a wicket here

Americans rigging a vote, what else is new?

Rules 1-4

Sebbo is packing some serious heat

get stuck into him zachy

>"UR RIGGING DA VOTE"
>proceeds to rig vote himself
seething peewee on exposed watch

lost a kilo lads. r8 bfast
>2 poached eggs, grilled mushrooms, teaspoon of goats cheese, all on some toasted rye with cracked pepper
>orange juice
>long black
broke and had a kitkat last night but still stoked to see i lost a kg. what weight should i am for? (im 188cm)

90kg long term target lad

Realistically 95-100kg. Weight doesn't really matter if your body composition is right. If you're hitting the gym and building muscle the scale won't move fast.

time for exercise /cric/

youtube.com/watch?v=cZnsLVArIt8

Your target should be a 90cm waist. Doesn't matter too much how heavy you are.

why was cricket not mentioned in 2050 the paradigm shift?

Need a wicket lads

I'm done here.

about time

This is the post.

we get it joseph you're trying to make quirky unique posts. sorry m8 but all i see when i see your tip is PEDOPHILE

Before anyone else accuses me of any more pedo shit, just know that it was a false flag to sully my good name and reputation in this community. I have never posted CP, never defended it, and I will continue to be based as fuck.

Richo out.

seb > richo

>Richo out.
If only he actually meant it.

now this is based

Starting to think 700 wasn't enough

PEDO

More like Richo in... A little kids ass

draw confirmed

Has there ever been a worse Aussie Yea Forums trip than Bicho?

>day 4
>4 wickets down
>Minimum Ov. Rem
>63.0
>draw confirmed
poopeee cricketing intelligentsia, everyone

>second best team in the world
>score 700 runs in an innings
>still can't win against Bangladesh

nz turning into a batsmans paradise now lads

grim

Should have batted to a 1000 and gotten something out of the match.

starting to need a few wickets lads

sorry brah
t.provocateur

*stops producing greentops*
*pitch becomes easier to bat on days 4 and 5*

Your English is disgraceful.
Fly in or dumb cunt?

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thought Bangladesh has a chance to win this, then I remembered New Zealand has only batted once haha

Keep grinding richo

Yeah the teams have two innings each in cricket mate

I only like Richo because he makes the fat seething poof fly into an uncontrollable rage whenever he’s mentioned

Reckon he needs to stop grinding on children.

sounds like a setup t b h

RICHO UH
PEDO YUH

I really am sorry. you're one of the only decent trips and seb kinda took over after you left

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>tripcunt posts
>thread derailed

every fucking time. why don't you guys just filter

>shy hopeless
>bull
pick 1

trip on

got a bit impatient explaining the purpose of double pointers to my colleague

Just finished work
113 all out. Pathetic.

you should aim to drop 2 pants sizes. I'm 188cm too and 95kg. Am 90 when really fit.

he's not a pedo lad. you'll have to find another bear

All this Bicho defending is going to make a certain overweight someone a bit cranky.

Might want a wicket or something after lunch lads.

please (you) my seb track

soundcloud.com/user-135662994/seb

you'll sell more albums than daniel lad

It was
call me Sebbo
mate

So yeah redo it please. And add Zachy samples.

catchy!

soundcloud.com/xsnake_plisskenx

but yeah don't get me wrong, good stuff

>you're all getting b&
lmoa

>2019
>using soundcloud

Found the fucking boomer

All bosses down lads

Just dropped Gael.

What do I do now

isn't exactly on-beat is it?

I imagine the artist was wearing a cap sidewards whilst recording that woeful attempt at banter

INVADE

Thinking about replying to this post lads

Good idea mate, ripper stuff.

Gaels GS is fucking sick

Need a wee little lads

I figure he owns a SUPREME hoodie but doesn't wear it out because his mom would kill him if it got dirty.

proxy off Richo

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fucking kek

x

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the way he samefags so frequently and so without shame may be the most pathetic thing about him

Honestly...need a wicket

reckon a wicket on the cards here

Honestly hope "we" bat again, just to show how useless bane is as a captain.

Hey lads, what did i miss?

espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/26121031/shashank-manohar-turns-bcci-request-terrorism
Possible India boycott on the cards lads.

Miniblog update: they said I wouldn't have to come into work today but then called me in any way. Shall not be impressed to miss the end of today's play.

I’ve drank 7 bottles of Chang and have just got in, feeling a bit peckish. What shall I eat

ZACHY SAMPLE PACK
speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/qth2ro4j3cxh86q1
speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/wyl8gx9gjyw3jnwq
speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/87gynuy2o5f1ysta

Reckon zachy shouldn't throw stones while living in bald houses

youtu.be/6d7XVF1CnZw

>anti thesis

GONE

GOTTEM

DO TRY IT BACK IN THE SHEDS YOU CUNT

Can a person get tourettes if they have never been exposed to swearing? What bad words would they say?

>Can a person get tourettes if they have never been exposed to swearing? What bad words would they say?

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i dont think spearing tourettes is that common, i think its more twitching and shit

swearing

>can a person use swear words when he's never heard a swear word before?

I work in an Asian kitchen and a customer asked to remove msg from all their food. We don’t use msg. It’s this sort of racism that is holding the world back.

nz just going through the motions here
NO innovation or imagination

think this pitch might favour the batsmen lads

Whats the advantages of a new ball?

leave it to the kiwis to turn a certain win into a drab draw

Bangladesh’s slow, excruciating, agonising climb towards test cricket competitiveness is literally killing me

FAT FUCK DOG RAPIST

UGLY FAT CUNT

Whew sorry lads my tourettes is acting up today

OBESE DOG FUCKER

overheard a whiteoid dad explain to his family at a chipotle that msg "affects the brain chemistry permanently", and how they don't use it. dumbcunt

would fuck

Bangladesh’s slow, excruciating, agonising climb towards test cricket greatness is literally killing me

Can a deaf psychotic person hear voices?

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED BOULT

FUCK OFF BACK TO SHIT LANKA

NO DRAW FOR YOU TODAY BROWN CUNT

>getting bowled by a straight ball on 149
YIKES

If the kid in The Sixth Sense were blind, would he still see dead people?

If a mute signs dirty words, would you wash his hands out with soap?

if Wikipedia didn't exist would slobbo be able to post?

Liton sounds like a rejected Pokemon name

rumour has it, sebbo is barred from every Taco Bell in the state of Arizona

Why isn't Wagner taking more wickets

am going bald lads

one trick pony's one trick doesn't always work

Just woke up

Looks like the age of the white man is over

Vaffanculo

FAGGOT JANNY DOG FUCKER LOSER OBESE NEET

woops sorry lads.

world is better off this way.

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But the age of the short white woman has come.

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Your sons would be shorter than zachery though

Rumour has it, Taco Bell in Arizona no longer exists because sebbo literally ate it

making poopees bat again would be a victory for bangladesh in this match and a mental defeat for the poopees
simple as

le soo quirky

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KEK

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What do you think of my new gf, lads?

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The only thing fatguts is faster to is an open buffet

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sebbo is fat

What got deleted this time?

Still cute even with acne.

nice dsl

breaking some rules or cric lads, dissapointing to see

literally cannot remember one fatto cricket related post

I reckon I'm the fattest person ITT

>Boult to Mahmudullah, 1 run, over the wicket, short of a length on the pads, whipped to deep square leg and he gives Jayed two balls
KEK congrats to Jayed.

Abu Jayed has a test batting average of 0.8. Surely, one of the great bowlers.

Aby Jayed exceeding himself again by hitting a new high score of 3*.

fat Australian lawyer who lives in Tucson Arizona

>there are T W O batters worse than this guy

Stop pushing this Australian lawyer narrative. His dad is from Lebanon and the fat cunt was born in a desert shithole.

Abu Jayed has now successfully dealt with more deliveries then number 3 & 4 batsmen combined.

Last one left in /cric/ please switch the lights off, cheers.

>he doesn't know the difference between then and than

Citation needed

bang mite make a cheeky d here soon i reckon

I found this post funny and got a good laugh from it. Thanks

Here you go freshie
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/89063268/#q89081066

speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/wyl8gx9gjyw3jnwq

>your just so fat!

everytime

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do try it

SOUTH GOAT

Based NZ
What a team
What a nation

>he still hasn't found my dedicated sebbo post hidden somewhere on this board

inept janitor

all true
just wish we had a representation of NZ befitting of her greatness. unfortunately /cric/ has to deal with the absolute dregs of poopeelandia

lets try again

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TWO SAWN UH
AIRY ZONE UH

Sunday is funday

So true

cleaning the car interior
going to play a round of golf after then make lunches for the week

working tomorrow even though it's a public holiday but what can you do

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surely Yea Forums moderation staff aren't allowed to abuse their power in Thai fashin

This is the life of a 36 year old American

You would think so but I'm pretty sure this has been posted more than three whole times

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just checked the score for last night's game lads

suffice to say I am very glad that my ancestors were subhuman criminals

All me haha.

getting ready for DMC 5 lads

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let's us know your thoughts

on MGR?

it's alright, not too complex but definitely a good time

for me? doa 6

Is this the PS3 emulator?

SEB IS FAT LOL

steam mate

Are you a sonybro?

/cric/ is a based sony aligned general

>press any key
Oh yeah. Fug.

Everyone post pics of your PS4

SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY

All I’m tryna say is..................come on now

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Gay niggas

the Chad Warden
the virgin wii? c'mon now

for what purpose

BIG STRONG THREAD

bit early

Can't have fatguts getting ideas.

thread for septics here

nope

PCbro?

good morning strong bros