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me with you're mum

Ahh yes, the brainlet's riposte

THEY DIDN'T DENY IT!

What's the best "top 10 X" youtube channel in your opinion?

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rate this truthnuke

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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just woke up looks like didn't miss much

Hlw

you missed to see king kohli my bro

good afternoon

pavement

hlw boro
he's still there ;)
good evening lad

sebboo you are on the ropes mm you don't talk about test cricket mmk

You lads missed quite a rugby event

Zachy b u here m8

based BUMGOD

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Finch for Australia since October:

7 ODIs: 83 runs @ 11.86 (S/R of 54.6)
10 T20Is: 75 runs @ 7.5 (S/R of 89.29)

remove the ] at the end

Want that lad to read me bedtime stories

Reckon there was more Indians at the Australian and NZ stadiums than there are here

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hey blubbo you absolute unit

KEK

Absolutely REKT

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you should write first and the speak lad

Why would this image not be in the archive? Can someone please explain?

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sebbo is a fat fucking malignant tumor

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"you're very hard to embrace" is one of the best insults I've ever heard.

It's Zachy mate

based fucking Zachy

>yfw khawla get out in fist kuldeep over

love the pure loathing and contempt you can hear in his voice

lol i couldn't really tell diff b/w brit and aus accent

Australia still has no idea how to play ODIs

khawajar has still no idea how to play spin

They're quite distinct lad

that's ok, you all smell the same to us.

cause it's hot off the presses lad

Mum made bolognese and gave it to me with like 2 minute noodles or something.

How do I confront her about this?

Honestly can't tell the difference between pakis, indians, sri lankans and bangladeshis.

Thought we've been playing the same team for months but they changed uniforms.

maybe cook your own food you complete manchild

Sri Lankans: the darkest
pakis: the angriest
Indians: the smelliest
Bangledeshis: all of the above combined

Cooking is boring, would much rather spend my time doing other things.

Eat it all and thank her kindly by washing the dishes and cleaning the kitchen.

like breaking your poor mother's heart

so true

Mum’s heart broke in 2015 lad

Your mum sad widow lad?

Imagine making the tragic loss of my mother the punchline of your shitty joke

If I thank her she might think she did a good job and make it again.

She died m8

sorry about that - it wasn't her, it was you. I hope she knows that

bit of a truthie this

who makes dinner then?

No it was Luke Heemia

Asian gf

HEEM'D

post pics

can't wait for tomorrow

Maybe shes hinting that she fucking hates your lazy fat guts and you should start doing things for yourself.

*yawn*

this is the post

She took my phone away after I was caught taking creepshots at a beach

I'm not fat.

based richo

you'd be surprised

the lives people on here lead aha

How does India manage to suck all of the joy out of cricket?

They call you stolengimmickbro

Not him. I am a 32 year old Aucklander

How was mission Bay lad

lmao true

based lawncreep

I will be going there without the missus this time. Dumb bitch watches Korean drama all day

They call you righttobeupsetbro

...

You're a big guy

Lad whose missus from 2011 contacted him you here mate?

is that max retraction?
if so - phimosis lad
go get corrective surgery, its worth it. trust me

that's flaccid lad

Why are Indians the most powerful race?

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so what are you doing in Australia then? besides stealing gimmicks

WTF?

Stealing gimmicks is literally my gimmick and this cunt just stole it from me

>more than jews

wut

I am in Auckland m8

>phimosis

Kinda cute tbth

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i wanted to see the penis

...

wait till you read up about the unreachable build up of smegma
so fucking hot

>pooinis

gagged

often its a lifetime's worth, because until the surgery it is simply inaccessible

Mine's built up for 26 years now and I'm scared to check, sometimes when I ejaculate nothing comes out and I thought something was wrong but I guess it just gets stuck in there.

thread just took a horrible turn

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>Logan Paul: "I am new to the amazing sport of cricket and i just want to say what a wonderful sport it is with players playing with their full heart and commentators with extremely entertaining usage of words, keep it up and #GOINDIA" --- I can already think of some inspiring words of welcome. For the moment, just hum the tune of Hotel California, and remember the last line :)

i used to pinch my forsekin when i came, and heaps would get pushed back to unreachable areas
bad idea

yeah not a fan of the talk about smeggo

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imagine the smell

HenryS: "Still think Jadhav has an extremely dubious action. Not sure how he gets away with it."

The Indians should just beat up Khawaja.

yikes cya in court yadav

there's not much there actually, dunno where it goes but I never saw it when I finally stretched mine down

you the real smeggo

KEK

>poowajar