/fpl/ - brenda strikes back edition

Hudds and Fulham are nailed on. Cardiff have a horrible run in.

shut up bitch

rude

:3

are the blades comin up

I am unironically a Blades fan so hopefully yes :3

imagine telling someone 5 years ago the blades, foxes, and cherries would all be in the prem with one having been in the champions league lmao

Going for a punt lads, anything you'd change (lineup, no FT)?

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Don't vice aguero just in case higuain doesn't play

Thanks man, viced Robbo, is there any indication Higuain might miss out? Don't see a better option for Sarri desu

No but who knows at the moment with Chelsea and it's only Fulham.

R8 or H8 M8s
When Brooks is back and fully fit I might drop Zaha down to Barnes or some other 5something striker and play five across the midfield.

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>Doherty

LESS THAN ONE HOUR

Captain choice lads? Bit stuck

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I have very little reason to sell him desu. Bought him cheap. Plays every week. Gets a cheeky assist every now and again.

Going to be a lot of rotation in the minor teams this GW

didn't know who to captain out of aguero, sterl, salah, pog. went with pog

He's getting benched la

>no obama wew

Fug :D
Bet Diop gets a CS too.

How many of the Bring. It. Crowd is towelheads hoping Mohumbo Salad is gonna save their GW?

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>tfw captained Sterling
>Also own Salah and Aguero
Big brain or about to get cucked?

neither

Glad I kept lacazette for this week :)

laca assist lol

wtf Auba benched again why have I persisted with this overpriced meme?

Don't worry, he will come on and score.

Obama to Aguero smartest move of my life

Auba on

>laca off before 60
im gonna count this as a win for me

Glad to hear you're happy with your 4 point haul :)

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When's that Son goal coming?

>still having son

Based Aguero

Doherty owners btfo

Wan Bissaka is back

Brooks is BACK

Son out for who? Hazard, Sterling?

Leave him in for southampton

If you can afford Sterling, get him. Blank gameweeks suck but he has amazing doubles to compensate.

I'm gonna keep him. City and Liverpool away his only tough fixtures and every other game in Spuds run in is against a shitter.

FUCK OBAMA

FUCK OBUNGA

>aubama

brb suicide

-1 for Auba, missed pen

Fuck off Obama. Taking him out for Kane or Vardy tomorrow

lelelelelelelelelel

fucking moron

>me

I AM A GENIUS

>tfw did Obama to Aguero
>tfw budgeted correctly the week before to make the switch with price rises included
Based

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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transfers looking good so far then laddos

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wait C can fuck you this way holy shit didnt know that,now imagine missing a pen and getting red FUUCK

That’s literally not a smart move, just common sense

seething

Alri la

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Rashford limping off
KEK

jimi assist already

Schlupp is elite

>Palace goal
>Zaha involved but doesn't get anything from it on fpl because it's an OG from Schlupp's strike
Fuck's sake

JIMI HIMI HIMI

Literally everyone has Jimenez, why celebrate it's a net nothing.

This really. All four of my m8s in our mini league have him. Doesn't make a difference.

80% ownership in the top 10k. It's definitely a net nothing. Only Salah or Pogba is more cookie cutter at this point.

Was looking at getting him but nervous he's only playing because of injuries elsewhere.

seething

Damn, I wanted to get rid of Jimenez after recent wolves performances but now I'm too scared...

that's why you captain him

>he doesn't captain Jimenez after Cardiff concede 8 goals in 2 matches

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>MAN U

>tfw man city have a fulham+cardiff double gameweek soon

brooks ded again based

>sold jota this week after run out of patient
Feel bad man.

I captained Stershit because Bournemouth concede 5+ goals every time they play a top 6 side. Let's see who is the bigger brain here.

why didnt i just stick with jimenez, I just had to captain Pogdab

>Shaw CS gone to a 4.0m shitter like valery
This is going to be a shit week

he will get booked too

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Jota you scumbag

aguero ded

>selling le pacey low priced mid playing up front against cardiff after deulofeu's performance

pogba plays so fucking deep without matic and herrera

Come on Raheem rack up some fackin assists

Bennett booked

bennett 2 match suspension confirmed, just got booked

>0 shots on target for City
it's over

Why are United playing like this? Fuck out of here Sanchez

hello where are the gols?

Get rid of Jota
SOB starts playing good again
IM TIRED WOOOBY

Can, you know, one of my differentiasl please score?

I watched him playing against Huddersfield.

huddersfield are wolves bogey team. Beat them in the last 5 games and wolves haven't scored a single goal against them in any of those 5

>KDB dead
>Mahrez coming on
Pep going right for the jugular

>captained Pogba

Salah captainers probably feeling very smug right now

>captain anyone other than Jimenez

>He didn't captain Valery

WHY DID I FUCKING CAPTAIN POGDAB FUCKS SAKE PLEASE SAVE ME POG

4.0 differential??

I have made a big mistake...

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Memes aside he's someone I've considered in the past but never pulled the trigger because Southampton are shite and I couldn't find anything too worthwhile for the extra 0.3m he saves me over having Issa Diop on my bench.

Who cares about KDB he's a fucking flop and FPL FRAUD, he will cost 6.5 next season.

lmao Bennett is suspended for 2 games now

been exposed as a replaceable system babby, bernardo silva comes in and he's just as good lmao

He'll be 8.5m and essential.
Frauds next season will include Jimenez, Wilson and Rashford when they are all 9.0m.

Given he's playing at RM in a 3-6-1 or 3-5-2 he's cracking value, but minimal returns and no clean sheets is a pain.

BATSHUAYI SQUAD

If he's still 4.0m next season and Southampton are still in the league I'll probs utilise him.
>Palace goal
>Not Zaha
Fuck OFF

>AWB second sub
Damn it

>premier league starters from last season
>4.0 the next
He'll be 4.5m.

Doherty on

Fuck. Can he get CS points?

Have to wait and see. Wan-Bissaka was 4.5 last season and started the last nine games. Went down to 4.0 this season.

No, pray for a goal

no

Mahrez from Silva
open the floodgates

BORING

>Mahrez from Silva
All these literally whos returning today ffs

Another meme week lads

LITERALLY FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sterling goal aaaaaaaaaaaany second now r-right?

goddammit

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Hey

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he's also gonna stay on my bench fucked it

Good to not be the only one

time to sell pogba

Redpill me on Zaha. Does he do anything?

no reason to get him instead of batman if you want a palace striker

Leads the league for most times dispossessed, most failed dribbles, and is second only to Richarlison for most first touch errors.

Trashford out Cacazette in?

>Zaha just scored
FUCKING BASED LADS

oh wow nice goal

wew lad mahrez is shite

>Sterlel misses one on one
Ah, yes.
Every time I fucking captain him.

it was just a great save by bolock

>"""big""" brained anti salah cult complaining about their differential picks
keep slurping up those 2 pointers

Pukki (c)

howling if you have been captaining salah all along

BARNES

post your rank buddy

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BARNES

fucking barnes

>5 goals
>5 assists
>all literal whos

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>the barnes meme was over they said

>Lukaku has over 100 points now
Banter

PENAL

time to bring in trollkaku for aguero

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AHAHAHAHHA POGBA

>POOGBA CAPTAINERS

missed penalty, great captain there retards

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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FUCK OFFFFF

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

goddammit I fucking lose

why is my team so shit

>pooba
>mo bamba

Fucking meme players

ahahahahahahah casual pogba captainers on LIFE SUPPORT NOW OH NO NO NONONO

People who captained Salah must be feeling astronomically smug right now.

Yep, that's virtually the end of any chances I had of ending the season with a good rank. Time to just go full differential and most likely fail miserably.

POGBA BOOKED NOW AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

JUST

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Honestly this man is impossible to captain. Why did I sign him.

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-1 now

dabbing on pogba captainers right now so hard imagine me

FUCK MY SHIT UP

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>awb cs gone
>doherty benched
>captain pogdab misses pen
>obama -1
>aguero and son blank
wew i love fpl

>Jimenez my only player to return
>still have a green arrow
Based retard week

>35 from seven
Yikes

Chad Higuain captainers aka players who has actual balls vs virgin pogdab captainers hmmmmm

>average is under 20
Yikes

4 from 5
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MOMS GONNA FREAK
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm dying of laughter, my moneyleague opponent (the only one) is having both Auba and Pogdab, tee hee!

4 (FOUR) from 6 (SIX)

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>people laughed when I brought Batshuayi and Lukaku few weeks ago

learn from the expert l2p

Jesus.
pls post teams

>didn't captain Poorgba but he still cost me 5 points from not scoring the penalty, 2 points for missing the penalty and 3 points from the assist Rashford would have given him = 10 points for that fuckup

JUST

>Sell Son for Pogba guys!

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based serbian differential guy

>few weeks ago
>they've done nothing till this week

oh teach me, senpai

NEED Brenny to make Harvey Barnes clinical in front of goal lads.

BASED

Need Brenny to make Pereira score goals.

27 from 8 with pogba captain, awb and bennett on bench. going to be a shitty week but could've been worse

I still have all my chips, so I'm going full degen gambler mode with differentials and chips to try to finish in the top 1k (currently ranked 2724 with a live rank of 4963).

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*dab*

dont do it senpai

>quitting in the best part of the season with all of the doubles and blanks

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

what is the point in playing a game where a player who plays for a team i don't even like missing a penalty in a game i don't care about makes me this angry? It's not healthy to be this invested in what's supposed to be a game for a bit of fun

Just end me

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HAHAHA GOOD THING I STOPPED CARING ABOUT FPL AFTER THE FIRST WEEK LMAO

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you're a fucking pussy bitch who lets this shit excuse of a game dictate your weekends, get some hobbies or mates to go out with instead of sitting on the computer thinking about what DIFFERENTIAL you should choose

>caring this much because i'm gonna stop playing a game

lmao

quit if you want to, but don't flaunt about it in the thread

You've quite succinctly explained why caring about the sport itself is retarded lmao

and declan rice too, who just scored

Chelsea Livershite, it's down to you

Based
Based retard

Luiz or Alonso for the BGWs?

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Check who is going to play europa league then pick the benched el one.

Best wham defender to get?

Alonso is utter garbage

Diop to be honest. Glad he finally scored a week ago, he used to score 5+ goals in France last year and year before. Other ones have 0 goal threat.

>rice

My only hobby is playing FPL with mates. It gets stressfull because of the 250 euro prize & even more because I am the best football expert and I can not fail to lose to my friends who are copypasting twitter/ffscout picks and never actually watching the games.

>250 euro prize
Nice, how much is the chip in? I never played for cash but I'd love to put my sexy swag team into the money race.
Also
>tfw no felipe anderson points

10 euros experts, 5 euros noobs

>haven't have a succesful captain choice in nearly 10 gw
>captained pogba

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I've had 11 blank captains this season including a blank triple captain. Not good.

>tfw played Doherty and Shaw

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Saving this thread

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>dear oh dear
>gets booked
top jej

>redmond

who brought in rice this week? big brains unite

Celtic and rangers should just fucking join already
Jesus fuck the Scottish league

Tried to be cute by bringing in Izquierdo and was rightfully punished. Any midfielders that have to get into form to come close to their totals last year.

bump

who /needsHazardtoscoreahattyandSalahtoblank/ here?

Here

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Who would be the best player out of those two to have in a fantasy team if they joined the prem?

V pleased looking at that average

Liverpool clean sheet pls desu

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>33 points
>Top 500k and green arrows everywhere
kek
Wish I'd captained Salah though

The only one that comes close would be Morelos, only problem is all the yellows/reds he gets

most of the fpl scout people captained pogba too, Joe very unsmug today

14 FUCKING points Pogba cost me

>Barnes starting in Brenny's first IX
This is so based. Come on lad, deliver that haul.

based

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bennetcucks btfo again

Woah, Brenny playing 3-4-3. So much potentials.

I am swapping him for Diop/Rice, huddersfield/cardiff are nice fixtures with the GW31

>only playing nine players
All that fake tan must have seeped into his brain

love seeing pereira cookie cutters seething

>not even 20% ownership
>cookie cutter

Much more than that in top 10k, very much cookie cutter.

>still only 1 in 3 ownership
I guess.

Leicester look fucking atrocious. Don't bother.

ok

Imagine

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>Chelsea XI: Arrizabalaga, Azpilicueta (C), Rudiger, Christensen, Emerson, Kante, Jorginho, Barkley, Willian, Higuain, Hazard

BASED

Well I hope David Luiz stays on the bench as I have Bennett 5 points if so.

ehehehehehehehe

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Looks like a 4 month old template team that quit

And then Im gonna use benchboost with -3 points on bench. Im a cuck without balls

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Lester are SHITE, Watford cutting through their defence like they are Barcelona.

Fuck Leicester
Fuck Brendan Rodgers
Fuck Harvey Barnes

Barnes off what an asset he is

JUST F.C.

Back to Brooks I go

Smug Joe has Barnes and has brought in David Luiz this week.

i think you might be a little obsessed with smug joe

VARDY

Only a little bit.

Tielemans returns again

>pereira yellow
lmao

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>Mendy

Aspi assist based

Ahahahah

Please don't sub in Luiz.

>HIGUAIN
BASED GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

Remember when Richarlison was essential?

I don't even know who's essential anymore. Please someone give me a template :(

Vardy la

TAA

I remember when I could reach 50 points pretty much every week.

Here's the template by ownership in the top 10k

Jimenez (75.37%), Aguero(62.59%), Rashford(50.03%)

Pogba (91.61%), Salah(85.93%), Son(47.42%), Anderson(34.25%)

Robertson(74.21%), Doherty(61.11%), Wan-Bissaka(55.9%)

Fabianski(44.35%)

The template has been busted in recent weeks. The final run-in will be a free for all.

>Top 10k fags STILL have Anderson

at least luiz can't come on now

I only have 3 of those

Would LOVE Salah to snap his leg to mix it up even more

>tfw could've taken 3 hits with the pogba wasted points

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Would just make Mane and Origi essential desu.

thank fuck for wolves because every other decision i make seems to be sh*t

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Lads who should I support if I like pic related

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GET OUT THIS IS FOR FPL AUTISM ONLY

Sam Smith pubs tend to be in central and West London so got to be fakkin Chelsea

A nice 0-0 with some Alison save points would suit me nicely.

is sam smith a 5th midfield enabler? not heard of him before

need a jota replacement who plays in weeks 31 and 33

maximum budget is £6.5m, who should i get?

Their brewery is about halfway between York and Lelds though...

Brooks, Fraser, H Barnes, Tielemans, Almiron all probs your best bets.

Bacuna

thanks friend

Salah is ded

>tfw the best liverpool triple up is now robertson, van dijk and trent

>tfw this is EXACTLY my team and I've been really shit

i really want richarligod back but i know im gonna get burned

ROBERTSON FAGS = BTFO

>47 points

Happy considering I captained pogba

Might aswell just captain Trent than Salah at this point

I would get rid of him now if I didn't want to sort my team for 31.

Wew

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Honestly feel like i'm so addicted to this """""game""""" that it negatively affects my life even when i do well

I felt muderous rage when pogba missed his penalty yesterday, feel better now though that salah blanked.

How do I look? 1 FT.

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Like you are going to have to FH for 31

That's the plan. Didn't want to transfer out all my big hitters for shitters. Just have to take the second blank on the chin.

>Got Salah
>Got auba
>Captained pogba
anyone beat that for failure?

Doherty, Son, Rashford to TAA, Maddison, Higuain look like good moves?

I UNIRONICALLY took a -8 to get in kepa, aguero and mane and captained pogba

Leicester are shit and Higuain is inconsistent. No.

but what about brenny

Higuain is not inconsistent he is just finding his feat.

best 2 mids and striker for 31/33 then

no liverpool allowed

Is Maddison nailed? Rodgers is still experimenting with systems, played a wingback system today so has 2 of Barnes, grey and Maddison to fit in if so

Maddison won't get dropped. He's one of Leicester only consistent performers with great underlying stats.

He's not nearly as good out wide. Maybe he won't but I don't think it's out of the question he gets dropped if Brenda continues with 3-4-3

It was a 3-4-2-1 today. Barnes and Maddison were drifting a little wide but it was the wingbacks stretching the pitch.

How nailed is Matip? Will he start if Lovren and Gomez are fit?

>captain piguain
>climb to 50k from 90k
Today was a good day

>this week's dream team

what a joke

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What the hell am I supposed to do? Managed 31 with this pile of steaming shit this gw

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>TFW Only had Salah for GW 23 (as C) and 24 (not C) and shipped him out.

Only BIG BRAIN BOYS whomst'd knew he was a FRAUD can post bellow this line.

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Wilcard in wk33 lad. That way you can get 4 bench shitters +2 others who will play in BGW33 and also bring in players who dont blank and have a DGW in 35 (Arsenal, Tottenham most likely). Then use your 2 FTs from BGW33 to DGW35 to replace 2 non-DGW players. that way you're fielding 8-9 players in BGW33 and by the time DGW35 roles around you'll have around 8-9 DGW players, even more if you want to take some hits

For us FH31 this looks the best strategy

Anderson OUT

I wish they did a team a week that performed worst point wise per million.

How am I looking? 0FT

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Diop or Rice ???!?

8 players for 31, 9 if you use your next FT properly

Missing the ITK info on Doherty, based casual

the lads saving my gw

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>being proud of stalking 'insiders' for FPL info

strategy 1 or strategy 2 lads?

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easily 1.

does it make a difference that i would lose a lot of money in pogdab and may want him back? selling price is £8.5m and his actual price is £9m but maybe that's valuing money too highly

Anyone have a clue as to why Arnautovic is so shit? Is there a reason he is getting benched since he's fit? I'm debating whether to bench him this GW for Eriksen who also is pretty shit since he isn't trying at all.

he got ill or some other bullshit, he's literally always flagged

Interesting, I'll bench him for now and I'll see what happens before the deadline. Last question my (C) choices are:

>Aguero at home (pretty safe, but everyone and their mother will have him/(C) him.
>Mane/Robbo at home vs Burnley, medium risk but potentially shit reward if they don't turn up
>Higuain as a differential pick vs a solid Wolves lineup, very risky but might make a big difference

Hig is finding his footing but Chelsea are shaky in offense, should I bet on him keeping up his form?

just go for aguero lad

the flipside of not gaining an advantage by everyone and his mum having it is that when he pops off everyone and his mum will already have a massive advantage over you if you don't captain him

Ye I've thought about it but I wanna get to No.1 In my national league tbqh lad. I'm 3rd rn and I need a 28+ over first to top the league.

so if you don't captain aguero this week and he does then you will be even further behind, just captain whoever you think will get the most points

How's my team lads?

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>default vice captain on goalkeeper still there

did you just start this week lad?

Yeah it's my first time, should I move vice captain?

Probably, also Wolves are in form and Chelsea happen to be finicky but putting all your eggs in one basket like that is asking for it, if Chelsea score you lose Doherty CS. It is not likely that Doherty will deliver assists considering his form, Gibbs-White might not even play and if he does you'll be lucky to get 2 points out of him, leaving you waiting for Jimenez to deliver big against Chelsea at home.

With no transfers I'd put GW on the bench and put Silva on.

Aight thanks lad, also do I get to play by just creating a team or should I join a league or something?

Just creating a team puts you in overall league, national league (mexico for you), and the team you support league. So that's enough and you don't need to make other leagues. IF you have friends you want to compete with you can make a league but otherwise you're good.

Aight thanks amigo

2 if Matic isn't back yet

God I'm shit, any advice lads?

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get mitroglicerin and king