/heem/ - Africa Edition

instagram.com/p/Buea6F4hZdH/
Mr stealyogirl

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>retires with 2 lineal championships in your path

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We're all in here

Thoughts on Colby approaching Dana at the blackjack table?

jon jones is a cheating nigger

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Ya see fighting is like stock market it fluctuate

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You can get the next one

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>multiple punches to the back of the head
>referee doesn't say or do anything
i hope this junkie gets KO'd

you are the biggest loser on 4channel

Everyone made weight, yeah?

hahahaha go back to pillowtap you pathetic woman

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Jon actually has the lineal welterweight title and GSP has the lineal lightweight title, i think

STOP FILMING

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There's exactly zero punches to the back of the head in that webm.

What do you think of Kron Gracie?

do you think cindy dandois could beat robbie lawler? no? then why ben askren?

*Paid escort leaves*

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Sorry B, that thread just isn't a drawl.

Furthermore, GADOOOOOOOSH

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Just filtered Italy. Move to another proxy fatty.

*gets finished in one round*

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There is an actual Italian poster though, you know what i'm just gonna filter Britain.

>There is an actual Italian poster
Don't care
> i'm just gonna filter Britain.
Do it fatty

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Brandon Schaub

I see Smith's toughness getting him through the first couple rounds, but probably not past the 3rd tbqh famalam.

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Smif going to be kicked to death after 2 rounds

Just realized that we haven't seen the autistic Dern poster in a while. Wonder if he Sudoku'd himself after she got pregnant

Revved

Smif

that was one of spammys alter egos. dont get played

Reminder that Lawler is on a 3 fights losing streak since everyone knows he lost to Cerrone.

He beat on Cerrone tho

why is scatty pretending he actually has the capacity (legs) to leave the house, let alone go to concerts

anyway i think askren vs lawler really comes down to how well askren's chin holds up, which we havent seen a whole lot of in his previous fights

Prime Danaher heems DC

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Cerrone easily won

>*pulsing picograms*
Don't you dare to accuse me of cheating!

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you definitely are more educated than professional scientists, my guy

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Upvoted!

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He's going to do the same to Lawler

Hello plebbit

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Professional scientists say there is no evidence that long term metabolites pulse in turinabol

Damn what a chin on Askren, Hobbie doesn’t have a chance.

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Hello my friends of color

anthony smith and jon jones are as coloured as each other

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Shook

BREAKING NEWS:
Last night in Downtown Las Vegas, UFC Fighter Kamaru Usman, was assaulted by two men in a possible hate crime. Usman went out for a late-night meal at 2am when he was confronted by the two men wearing Make America Great Again hats. They shouted "Hey! That's Marty from Nebraska!", "This is MAGA country!" and "#Nerdbash2019". They put Usman in a chokehold and poured Bodyarmor sport beverage on his head. Usman reports that the nicknames the alleged attackers used were "Funky" and "Chaos".

More details to come as this story progresses.

Who is the Chris Weidman of MMA?

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surely there must be CCTV of this attack?

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And you just revealed your skin color

Boxers die more than cage fighter

Cringe

>professional scientists

As opposed to amateur scientists?

You know that getting paid makes you less credible, right?

Sup reddit

Lmao

Not that guy, but you're clearly blind. The hits to the back of the head didn't matter since he was going to get the stoppage regardless but at the very beginning of that webm Jones very clearly punches Gus in the back of the head multiple times. A better question though is why are eye pokes and punches to the back of the head so rarely penalized

this is America

Ben and Chael kino
youtu.be/daTZwOV3FjQ
youtu.be/daTZwOV3FjQ

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Hello my thin skinned 4channer

He doesn't land a single back of the head punch

Link us to an article that actually explains the fucking picograms and names the scientists the UFC claims they are using. All I have heard is this reference to scientists but never a name of one of them and Novitsky didn't clear a god damn thing up since his entirely argument is unable to be verified. He says that jones isn't taking steroids because that's what he scientists say. The scientists he never names as well as not being able to explain the science behind it in any way. It's all one giant shit show to let Jones continue to microdose since UFC is so starved for a draw they are willing to let a cheat remain in the sport just for money. Dana needs to let USADA walk whenever their contract is up and just go back to having a semi-clean sport as opposed to this shit show.

Brendan's decapitation motion is so cringy considering we now know what pussy he really is.

i studied chemistry for 6 years and i´m 100% sure that this bullshit in his system will give him a clear advantage over our boy smif

i actually posted my analysis a few threads ago and i might find it again and post it later

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Stop with the cringe posts

Keep with the cringe posts

Which one are you?

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>based blind man
this is why your parents shouldn't be brother and sister.

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>being this stupid
Behind the ear is not the back of the head

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stfu you retards

is this the Askren family reunion?

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Colby has a based and redpilled

What are you gonna do about it?

based post my man

>heems you with a jab to the solar plexus
nothing personal, kiddo.

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Hey come on n*gga I'm not against your race.

>all the fat roasties pull their tits out
>the 3 attractive women don't

well that's fuckin gay

I've already fed you enough, keep being dumb if you want but I'm done.

Christ, only decent looking people there are the LBFMs on the left

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>i'm a fuckin turtle

Lawler wins
Stephens wins

Stephens yes
Lawler gets mounted and pounded out

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>muh scientists
Watch the NSAC hearing in January you fucking cazzie

Is there any chance Woodley/Usman isn't a decision?

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This. I'm going to drop a cheeky 50 on a Lawler Stephens parlay, will post slip when I get home.

Yeah Woodley by R2 KO is easy money

Hit me up with a (you) if you think Jones isn't roiding

@91183855
this is the spammer

Define "roiding" exactly

Want to bet on that?

^ this is the spammer

Everybody is on at least something. Look at the women. Enlarged clits, voices getting deeper, and unnaturally big. If women are doing it, then men are

What's more likely to happen first for Colby after his recent antics. Get a title shot or released? Would be surprised if Dana cut him out right, but I could see him dropping him to 5th ranked or so and then making him do the slow crawl up the rankings from there like he did with Maia when he was headed for his shot against woodley.

News just in!Cro cop had a stroke!Its

Taking stuff that is not allowed

wrong and wrong

CroCop's brain heemed itself.

excess levels of caffiene are not allowed, but thats not roiding. Ephedrine isnt a roid and isnt allowed

literal brainlet

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no it didn't

You know what I mean, n*ggers

My condolences to you and the rest of Croatia

They should have every future card on a reservation with zero testing and an honor system weigh in

Rest in Peace

F

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He should stop fighting, if he dies i blame schaub

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wait did he died?

I think more substances should be allowed. Would make weight cuts safer and more efficient, and aid recovery time between fights. In the end I think guys would be better off, heal from injuries faster etc. then again I literal dont know about the far reaching implications of that and I dont think anyone does

Anyone see that video of Colby confronting Dana in Vegas? Does the ufc release this guy or what?

mobile.twitter.com/MrMWellsArt/status/1101390312520458241

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;_;

Can't release him just for feuding with Dana but the donk isn't doing himself any favors. Pretty funny watching Colby sperg out and burn his own house down trying to get attention

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Let everyone roid or not, I agree. Can't detect every doper anyways.

They will feed him to ASSgrin and then release him.

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Moron

anthony looks soft
he's going to get ko'd in one round

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Still stuck at 60k followers lol

W I L D

B O Y S

A L W A Y S

S H I N E

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>That difference in reach
L O L

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F

I watched him back in middle school when he was still in K-1.

At the end of the day, someone with a superior diet is going to have an advantage on someone who doesnt understand diet. someone taking vitamins etc may have the advantage over someone who doesnt, someone who drank a cup of coffee might be sharper than one who didnt . Where is the line drawn?

Stop responding to the dumb fin

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Fuck

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This will never not happen.

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He just had an anuerysm and retired immediately after, end of a legend. He was like the only flushed old man fighter i still enjoyed watching.

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>gets pounded into a living death by Anthony Johnson
>choked out by Phil Davis
>humiliated and finished by Jon Jones
this is the power of Sweden

HEY MEERKO, YYYY BLOCKBUSSA

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Holy shit he was barely holding the tears and the interviewer was like "great win against nelson, 10 win fight streak, whats nex?"
Mirko: retirement. I will never step.into a ring again
Interviewer: b but fedor.... Frank mir...

Leveled playing field. It's not hard.

Hey britfag, you mad when I brought up race?

Cro Cop was always serious when he said training & fighting was his life, wonder what he will do now, maybe politics full time

Cro Cop went out on his shield in the ring and out, No fucking stupid press conference 2nd retirement because you want more money like GAYsp.

Rothwell is fighting the guy Reem flushed next week

He said he got out of the hospital today and wanted to do an i terview b4 the hospital leaks the info
Schaub got out in time

power of Scandinavia*

how do the bookies feel about me?

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youtube.com/watch?v=JwhKwOSoun0

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SWEDEN YES

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He'll get the next crack after Usman (assuming Woodley doesn't choke). Who else is there? Wonderboy x3? Ponz needs to fight a top 5 guy, RDA just lost to both Colby and Usman, Till got embarrassed. No way Khabib moves up.

They love you

Im watching the interview right now, the guy is talking like youd talk to a friend.
He is not allowed to do anything more than a walk for the next 3 months.
Says he got dizzy a few times and lost concioussnes

>ben askren
bookies LOVE you, other than that the parlay is literally free money

Derek you taking the picks bro?

>Heem

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i hate ben askren with a passion, he is reddit embodied

Who should I bet my 600 Euros neetbux on?

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Your woman fighter of choice?

Tim won the war (literally)

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I think we've all agreed that DC is the most reddit fighter

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Amanda Nunes

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Roger federer + woodley for an easy double up.

lol
fuck that shit lukas

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What the fuck is wrong with this guy? No self-awareness, it's honestly pretty based and refreshing.

>Career highlight is getting knocked out by Yoel

fave XX Chromosome fighter is Rose

Lose fight, get belt, poke eyes, duck opponent.
The goat formula

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Ben is aspergers incarnate mixed with skill, its pretty funny.

He is also a Sandy Hook truther as he revealed on the Joe rogan experience so he is most certainly based

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>tfw co cop is gonna die within 10 years
i just know this is schaubs fault

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Jon Jones vs. Anthony Smith
Tyron Woodley vs. Kamaru Usman
Robbie Lawler vs. Ben Askren
Tecia Torres vs. Weili Zhang
Cody Garbrandt vs. Pedro Munhoz

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Reddt fighters are as follows:
Felder
Theodorou
KhabibTonyConor
Robert
DJ
DC
Cain
Francis
Zabit
And many more

Anyone else a huge fan of POST MALONE? Went to see them live earlier this week:

youtube.com/watch?v=eTCCNbwfdB0

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So easy to rev this loser.

Who is your favorite fighter ranked 10-15 in the MW division? For me, it's shoeface.

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Askren was vocally pro-Trump on his podcast beginning in 2015. Like him or love him, he makes plebbitors seethe.

Lmfao

Askren is like Chael's step-son, who he loves more than his real son (Colby).

Hopefully Lawler puts an end to this meme before it even starts

lol
peace and blood brother

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Jones
Woodley
Askren
Zhang
Garbrandt

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You faggots have me shook on ben askren. Hendricks wasn't number 1 in div 1 wrestling like askren is but he got robbie down.

>Giving picks to a mental patient

did you save up another 600€ since ufc 229? Id suggest you spent them again on retarded ufc parlays

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Sorry my guy but tony is our guy

Don't forget to submit your UFC 235 picks at www.heemcord.net. Picks submitted after the prelims begin are NOT valid.

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Putting like 500 on gastelum

Why are you so fat?

Tony falls in the middle of the Venn diagram between Reddit and 4channel

This sperg literally refuses to post the bet he had on Ortega over Holloway, you just know he lost his entire livelihood

Who /KiwiFarms/ here?

twitter.com/punisher_bass
DEREK SCHOTT
NOT A FISH.

MINI KHABIB BLESS
KYLIE MEADE
SAN DIEGO CALIFORNIA
UFC 235
JADE RIVERA
JACKSON LIBERTY 19
WORKING THE SEETHING MARKS INTO AN UNENDING SHOOT
ROMAN REIGNS IS BACK BABY

I was sent this from the future, you guys think its legit?

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please post the slip on here.
if he actually wins you can btfo at all the h8ers.

There's more to MMA grappling than pure wrestling accumen. Thus why Yoel and DC got outgrappled by Whittaker and Jones respectively. You have to be able to set up your takedowns with combos, feints, etc to be a successful grappler at a high level. Askren is unable to do this because is striking is virtually zero. I'm not saying he has kinda bad striking like Maia or something. His striking is absolutely fucking horrendous. He practically just shoots for takedowns the entire fight and literally nothing else. Go watch his fight with Luis Santos if you can find it. It's easy to look good against nobody bums (Gaethje for example), but Askren can hardly even do that.

Lol favorite post malone song and female fighter?

WWE is for losers.

Reminder: Lukas runs this fucking place you gender fluid zilches.

>Thus why Yoel and DC got outgrappled by Whittaker and Jones respectively. You have to be able to PULSE

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Redpill me on JADE RIVERA

I could 1v1 anyone here

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lol hamburg bless

I don't think Gaethje is a bad fighter if he gets his fight IQ together and actually starts to gameplan against opponents instead of getting into bar fights all the time

Are those the swedish tourists who went to morocco check your inbox

They're UPS drivers who went to Sweden no go zone

Can I suck your dick instead?

Es war so toll!!!! I am screaming!!!

Weili will win tomorrow, right? She can beat Tecia, right?

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>Luis Santos
I just watched it he won in the first round.

My all time fantasy is to see Miesha Tate gang raped in the ass, vagina and mouth. By Ngannou, JBJ and Derrick Lewis. Afterwards they all bukkake her and her boyfriend kicks it off

If you dont shut the fuck up or I'm going edge out the muddiest spit decision of your life

Cody
(Who fucking cares)zhang
Askren
Woodley
Jones

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lol asians beating blacks in a fight come on
zane simon confirmed that tecia beat rose TWICE

This is the mental illness prevalent in white men these days

puts the CTE in CUTE

Favourite muslim UFC fighter?

>(Who fucking cares)zhang

zhang actually finishes fights, which makes this interesting
also reminder that little girls put up brutal fights sometimes, rewind and see rose vs pvz

>Askren mode

How do I achieve this

retire for a year, then come back on short notice

Is this whatshername from mmafighting.com?

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pvz is fucking flushed

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Okey I will watch it be
Daniel cormier

Askren lost to 11th ranked Jay Hieron

Askren lost to 57th ranked Luis Santos

Askren ???? to 9th ranked Robbie Lawler

Hey Derek, can I tell you something?

B ceти пoявилocь видeo зaдepжaния бoйцa MMA Aлeкcaндpa Eмeльянeнкo
prime schaub wins

rt.com/sport/452782-khabib-play-criticism-half-naked-sadalsky/
cucks on suicide watch

>Askren won to 9th ranked Robbie Lawler

why is jon so thin skinned? his emotional problems are pulsing lately

i know you're an admin and calendar

>Hey Derek, can I tell you something?
The amount of estrogen flowing in this post. What a loser.

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instagram.com/mini_khabib

Check your inbox quick

The german? He's been filtered for months my man.

Luke, you spend your life moderating a discord server for free. Boom roasted.

lol that was not even me.

Derek, dont reply to the imposter

I need to do that now.

Lol you're a zilch

Fake

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Favorite heem poster? For me it's undoubtedly the bong.

Cheers for posting in MY thread.

Lawler finna get humped to death

I really really don't give a shit where I shitpost, but just make clear where the place is

literally heem yourself my guy

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Smith
Snoozeman
Asskren
Zhang
Garbrandt

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Jones
Woodley
Askren
Zhang
Munhoz

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Honestly, Askren is such a beast. You have to be a beast if you're 18-0, doesn't matter that all those wins are against >#100 ranked guys in the world.

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The second one is me, Derek.
Check your goddamn inbox

(You)

It was an accident

This is false

Askren has never lost. Ever

Why did they meet up at a storage unit?

No problem kid
Who do you think Anderson should fight in his retirement?

Every smart person is picking
>Jones
>Woodley
>Zhang
>Cody
>Askren
Only askren fight is risky, and ofcourse wmma because it's pure retarded.

Lol what are you trying to achieve with this

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Name 1 (one) thing wrong with participating in a circle jerk

Protip: you cant

Smif
Woodley
Askren
Torres
Garbrandt

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Only a retard is betting on Askren when he's a favorite.

>cody

Nope. His jaw is gone. He is going to become a literal who

>Cody
No chin
No fight IQ

>Lol what are you trying to achieve with this
This questions comes from a guy who spams /heem/ for years with scat and gay porn.
Fucking rofling over here Derek

Too dumb to even realize who i am god you're retarded who is your favorite female fighter?

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Cro Cop had a stroke, he's retiring

sad day

Those women would beat you up and I would bet money on it

>pulsing with sadness

lol I know every time you post Derek. who is your favorite brapper in mma?

Jones is innocent

What the hell is that nigger wearing?

>pulsing with innocence

trips of deceit

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No surprise satan is on the side of cheating Jon Jones

we dont talk like here at /heem/. Please get out of this thread you racist.

Lol Derek, how do you like my trolling?

God damn, ok then satan

Cody has Mensa fight IQ as long as he isn't facing TJ

Who's the greatest Jew fighter?

was this the gayest stare down of all time?

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Ben "The Bear Jew" Rothwellberg

>barely beats #137 ranked guy in the world
>hell yeah, let's put him against #7 in the world

If you're putting your money on Askren, you're unironically retarded.

I don't trust a fighter who gets hit with the same shot three times in a row

(you)

Your mum's dress

Post slip

Stephens Lawler parlay is paying out at +950
Great odds considering both Askren and Zabit are completely untested against any serious competition

Derek why didnt you answer my previous post?
I also wrote you something. Check your inbox

(you).
Somebody ban this retarded fake german

Whatever amount youre planning to put on that just take it out and go flush it down the toilet

>cazzies picking Cody "No Belt" Garbage

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www.bloodyelbow.com

Early stoppage by Herb

Derek you will never beleive what happened today!

We're all in here:

instagram.com/p/BuchiLIF5tZ/

ffs lads I want Lawler to win but with Switzerland backing him it doesn't look good

Capping this post for when I post my victorious slip

Is he also aware of the fact that jews are the greatest threat to the existence of human (i.e. white) life on this planet?

Literally all of you should fuck off

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...

Just filtered Germany

Askren is a beast my guy, just watch his highlights.

Ive already told you stop posting here you racist scumbag.

Lol Derek, this guy probably thinks this is some sjw general. Hope he gives me a juicy (you). I'll keep you updated on my trolling, Derek.

Wow, Dave never left Africa, he just sent a clone back

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are you Greece by the way? That guy liked Luke Rockhold, but seemed to just stop posting here around the time you popped up

any /heem/busters on this? where's Greece? Which fighters do you like?

JONES
USMAN
ASKREN
ZHANG
CODY

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Is Derek that frowning fat neckbeard that for some reason became the spammer's arch nemesis?

Guys

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Luke is shit, but he would knock Bisping out in a rematch. Never getting anywhere near a belt now though.

>Hughes' wife/ex-wife claiming she was physically abused by him
how the fuck do you get physically abused by a dude who can barely walk on his own

twitter.com/MrMWellsArt/status/1101390312520458241

Who was in the wrong here?

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Woodley is embarrassed by Askren.

is that firassa habbi?

Woodley looks so relaxed going into this fight compared to all the other title fights. It's like he knows he's just going to be in there for 30 seconds tops.

favorite female fighter?

lmao Derek, now I totally ignored this guys question and memed on him by asking him about his favorite female fighter. This guy is probably seething.

>dana employs a hooker to sit down next to him while playing blackjack
hes really lonely huh

Ben Askren

Doesnt Dana have a wife and family? Why is he being a degenerate and gambling?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6758261/Artist-Damien-Hirst-unveils-expensive-hotel-suite-200-000-TWO-nights.html

'I love what Frank and Lorenzo Fertitta have done with the Palms. It's amazing being able to work with them because they are great collectors and totally understand art,' said Hirst. 'They have allowed me to create a suite in the hotel and design everything and completely fill it with my art'

High end usually require you to "treat" them to dinner/date if its over 3 hours booked

Not even kidding this is my fave woman fiter

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He's been married for 20 years, it's hard to give a shit about your family at that point.

>favorite female fighter?
Are you one of those sexually frustrated guys who like to claim female fighters as "waifus"?

blackjack has the best odds. he wins so much casinos ban him. he's providing for his family.

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I pray Zabit gets KO'd and then flying elbowed for good measure, inshallah

Dana pls

I just properly watched Askren's last 5 fights, and I have to agree with you guys, he's a total beast, he's gonna run through the WW division.

Reminder that Jones is the white man in this fight.

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Askren was tested against UFC reject Jay Hieron and he lost

Jon Jones
Tyron Woodley
Ben Askren
Weili Zhang
Cody Garbrandt

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Swaziland you absolutely suck.

I'll make a deal with you. Lawler wins I leave /heem/ forever but if Askren wins YOU leave /heem/ forever.

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>pathetic loser incel sees a woman
>"durr she must a be hooker!"
How come so stupid and worthless?

>modern art is legit and totally not a jew money laundering scheme

Do you think that an active or former UFC fighter has ever made a post on /heem/? Please answer unironically

based

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lol you know how I can tell youre a broke little bitch? Little twerps like you need to stay on reddit, ok little bitch?

Yeah, women in general hate being filmed near billionaires.

what happened to twitchy? Why did he quit?

ugly as sin
too much money, what a waste

>money laundering scheme
It's a tax-evasion scheme you idiot.

So many little losers on my /heem/ today.

Wow, I thought people were memeing that Dana is on /heem/

lol

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You're morbidly obese. You smell bad. You don't know anything about women, loser.

Twitchy hangs out with JOANNA?

You're such a goof

Brush your teeth, take a shower, put on some cologne and go on a date.

Jonathan Bonathan Jones
T-Wood
Askren
Zhang
Garbrandt

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instagram.com/p/BuXI3QxgAYE/

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Couldnt pay me to stay there

Favourite christian fighter?
It's jones, right?

What does he say at the end? "you too dreadlock dude"? Thats what I am hearing at least.

I'm gonna watch 235 at my coworkers house and he told me to bring beer. Really excited bc I have no friends

Where have you stayed in Vegas? Post proof or don't reply at all.

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That's awesome, dude. I hope you guys have a good time.

Have fun lad. Try not to “educate” him on too much shit.

I heard the same.

For me, it's Benson "Our God is an Awesome God" Henderson

Nice to hear my man

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me on the left, actually ran into dana while staying in vegas

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good post, have a nice weekend and next week both of you

>200,000 a night

KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING

Herb is horrible at stoppages. If it's two white guys it's a toss up on when he will stop it. If it's a black guy beating a white guy he will wait until the white guy is out and eaten 2 or 3 punches while unconscious before ending it. If it's a white guy beating on a black guy he will stop it at the exact time when it should be.

Remember, people love to discuss politics and anime.

not sure whether to wake up late tomorrow so as to stay up for the card or wake up early and try and have a nap before the card

have fun duddeh
dont mention heem
this

based herb

I will never forgive him for his stoppage in Conor vs Chad

Jones
Woodley
Askren
Zhang
Cody

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>Kimbo
>Dada
>Crocop

Bellator confirmed most lethal organization

Def shoulda let that go into the next round

just take a stimulant

FFF? NT.

never

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that I would never follow this """"""""sport"""""""" if it meant watching fights at 3am.

>Middleweight Edmen Shahbazyan vs. Charles Byrd

>Women's Bantamweight Gina Mazany vs. Macy Chiasson

>Women's Strawweight Polyana Viana vs. Hannah Cifers

Should I skip the early prelims tomorrow? unironically

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Smith
Woodley
Lawler
Torres
Munhoz

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That Gina chick is a saucy qt. I'm gonna watch her fight

Imagine not looking forward to watching to watching the Golden Boy Edmen and Hannah Cifers

>rankings

Cause you're a weak beta with no self motivation or commitment

Wake up Jon. It is all over.

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>could heem every in here

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Wake up Connor

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Smith
Woodley
Lawler
Zhang
Garbrandt

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kek

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early prelims start at 1:30 AM EET

*INHALES*

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SMITH
WOODLEY
ASKREN
ZHANG
CODY

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mini khabib is live

instagram.com/p/BuchiLIF5tZ/

Mental illness is a beast

>that trip
holy shit it was you all along

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who is that girl btw

>filename

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Memes aside, actually feel sad for the lad

Put him vs a Fedor who will get executed if he loses and we will have a True Death Match to see the ultimate warrior.

>girl

>Roy Nelson gave him a stroke.
Roy was right, Roy won that fight. Roy is eh pretty good fighter and doesn't afraid of anything

No, just make it a fight to the death. Cage stays locked until one of them isn't breathing anymore

Ustaše pa sedoše xaxaxaxxaxa.

FUCK

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Honestly, I agree. Roy is based and his hair is cool. They should make Roy vs Bader for the Bellatitle since he technically beat Cro Cop now. I see Roy winning.

Garbrandt
Zhang
Lawler
Woodley
Smith

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HEEM STROKEY

F

I hope the invite was a joke, they take your beer and kick you out lol

Is Colby trying to get cut from the UFC? twitter.com/jedigoodman/status/1101462647231283200
twitter.com/MMAonSiriusXM/status/1101597099752341507

Anthony Smith
Tyron Woodley
Ben Askren
Tecia Torres
Cody Garbrandt

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You're making a big mistake, man. Autists like us weren't meant to have friends.

Wish she kept her long hair, or at least grows it out to be shoulder length.

based

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He's pulling a Conor and "getting his name out there right before the fight".

Also
>video of a podcast
>clicking on another tab mutes the video
FUCK TWITTER

Nice, have a good time lad

BREAKING: Matt Serra eats shit as Jones keeps his strap via submission in the second round!

this

This except he lacks the balls to commit a felony on 20 people. But Conor also had backing from the UFC so...

Jones is actually shook, he'll lose tomorrow, you won't even see it coming.

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Of course a dumb waifutist would pick Anthony Smith

Colby because casinos are very aggressive about filming in gambling areas.

You can get away with a lot when you bring 1000 Irish with you everywhere

Remember when Colby cried to the police cause Werdum hit him with a boomerang and then filmed himself running away?

Fun times!

I'm feeling the energy. Smif will knock him out within 1.

I'm only picking him for the 1 percent chance at memes. Jones is legally roiding for this fight and Anthony beat old men to get here. I know the score.

youtu.be/ICRAY3qGXM0
youtu.be/ICRAY3qGXM0
What the YIKES is this CRINGE?

suicidal again lads

walk it off, son

Just think about all the quality heems you'll miss out on if you off yourself mate.

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go train

The promise of another spicy card on the horizon is all that keeps me going.

same
>going to off myself after jones takes dc's belt

Going to a sports bar tomorrow to watch the fight with a friend. I'd prefer to sit at home and shitpost on /heem/ alongside a piping hot pizza but I guess it's gonna be pub burgers, PBR, and phoneposting for me.

heem urself

based immortal user

same for me, i'd prefer the full /heem/ experience

>tfw foodstamps came in early
>getting drunk and gorging on premium frozen pizza during UFC

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i'll be dead by august

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You will be fine lad, find Jesus.

guys mirko had a stroke after the nelson fight, happened on a training, he is ok now but he will never fight again
this time its for real
im sad for him, but glad he didnt die
god bless you all and take care

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Who cares?

People that support 165 pound division are fucking idiots, are you one /heem/?

I feel like with a good training camp behind me I could heem Jon Jones

w-w-what the fuck

So, Roy Nelson DID win that fight. I knew it.

Jones
Usman
Lawler
Zhang
Munhoz

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Based Big Country

dont do it user
do it step by step towards something nice
try to avoid self destructive behaviour and try to realize what actions and thoughts make you feel that way and replace it with something productive

I Could Heem Everyone In This Thread Right Now

go to Perth

he had issues with his neck before the fight
that fatso didn't touch him
its because he never ate vegetables
eat your broccoli kids

Roy won. Roy deserves a shot at Bader. Roy is based. I love Roy and everyone loves Roy.

what disability do you have?

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236 meme conference in 3 bings

Bruna Butterfly. The female version of claudia gadelha

Huh?

236 PRESS CONFERENCE IN A BIT

2 bings
youtu.be/3xB3cvBKowE
youtu.be/3xB3cvBKowE
youtu.be/3xB3cvBKowE

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Be nice

Cro Cop was on of the last true legends still fighting

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only overweight hillbillies like roy
loose weight fatty

for me, its a proper Clan MacGregor

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Thanks. I guess searching "UFC Press Conference Live" doesn't FUCKING FIND ME THE RIGHT LINK

FUCK YOUTUBE

>foodstamps came in early
thought you meant you got government disability on the 1st of the month

So youd be triggered like a little bitch if i said Cro Cop was an average faggot?

Yeah, have to go to their channel page and go to upcoming events fto the stream hasn’t started yet. Schaub bless

I think you're jealous of Roy. Roy is an all-time HW top 5. Dana had a vendetta against Roy. I would have been UFC champ if Dana didn't hate Roy.

Jones
Woodley
Askren
Zhang
Garbrandt

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this is right before she sacrifices and eats it

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thank you based american cro cop poster
i love you

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Amen.

HOLY SHIT THEY'RE ACTUALLY PRETTY ON TIME ABSOLUTE WEEW

Kelvin would be MW champ right now if Whittaker didn't fake a hernia.

shut up roy
nobody cares about you, and you didn't accomplish anything remarkabkle except being fat you sore loose,
give credit where its due, you chimped out like a kid, threatened with a gun and claimed mirko had smeared vazeline over himself
you're a brainless twat and dana was right about you, once in his lifetime he was right

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THIS GUY IS ALWAYS THE FIRST QUESTION

mr bone
twood
lawler
wgaf torres
no chin

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dustin submits max again

only way dustin beats max is on a beauty pageant

>Cro Cop
>retires after one little stroke
>Max Holloway
>has massive stroke and is still fighting and winning left and right

tiswa tis yufc hi wee makket happan dana

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>Jon Jones
>Tyrone Woodley
>Ben Askren
>Tecia Torres
>Cody Garbrandt

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ill give you another stroke with my 9mm cro cop you little bitch

I WON THE FIGHT

The people's main event

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when does one of them put their penis in the other's ass?

What would heem be like without MMA?

dude he was on VACATION
holy shit he came back from that how did he do it lads

the same

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Homos engaging en masse

Kelvin thinks he is getting the belt in 6 more years?

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Dustin Porier is a bitch

scat&schaub

unexpected shots at Alvarez there

Also Dana keeps saying he offered Tony a fight, but doesn't actually say what the fight was. Maybe he didn't offer him a title fight? Also this guy just called Kelvin Calvin kek

you kiss your mother with that mouth? geez oh pete

you know you can express your feelings without resorting to gutter talk

The fight was almost certainly Holloway

He didn't say Kelvin or Calvin, he said Cowboy. "We're looking for other options for Cowboy".

He is absolutely bullshitting about Tony though.

Max is so based

STOP CALLING HIM GASTELUM CALVIN REEEE

be sure to bring a whole army fatty

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I wasn't talking about Dana saying Calvin, the reporter did

Yeah, I misunderstood. I'm sorry. One free eye poke.

>MMA reporters don't understand how belts work

Crocop juiced so much, I don't understand how you people can support him.

Whats that thing on the top of his head

>WME understands how belts work

never
no proof you dumb canacuck
its the same as saying that gsp roided because he said so

There was literally nothing wrong with juicing pre-USADA. It's all about an even playing field. Pride allowed roids.

>20 minutes of questions

literally all they could muster? kek that was basically nothing. To be fair there's not much to say though

got eem

Jon Jones
Tyron Woodley
Robbie Lawler
Weili Zhang
Cody Garbrandt

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youtube.com/watch?v=8Cx9wQ_ChtQ

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Gastelum is TINY compared to Adesanya, wtf
After seeing that I question how he'll fare with the reach discrepancy

max won the staredown

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Jones just popped for what, the 14th time now? I'd rather see testing scrapped since everybody's on the horse meat

Conferences have been shit for a while now. Conor was the one keeping them lively.

Jones
Woodley
Askren
Torres
Garbrandt

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cro cop never failed a drug test

Max Holloway
Kelvin Gastelum

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Jon
Woodley
Lawler
Torres
Garbrandt

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force fighters to take coke before, and well have a shitshow

Speaking of Conor, one of Dustin or Max is going to suspiciously pull out "injured" and he will fill in on "short notice" for the Interim belt fight

oh fer sure hunnerd percent natty bro

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It'll be Dustin to pull out. Max still tools Conor on short notice though.

This is a good theory. Conor needs trickery to win any fight in the Top 5.

Imagine if Jones got the Lesnar fight instead of DC

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Lmaooooo jones gonna heem smith into another dimension tommorow night

Kelvin unironically starches Israel

wat

Dustin easily beats Memeoway

hunnert per cent bee

your favorite woman fighter?

Mod, post with your nametag and explain why this spammer is literally never banned:

You have 10 seconds or your mother will die in her sleep tonight lol.

Matt Hughes

Good1

Jones
Woodley
Askren
Torres
Cody

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Very excited for the new thread and the OP

NEW:::

NEW

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Just snap out of it

reported for off topic

How long until the weigh ins?

>tony Ferguson retired from mma fighting to start a career at baseball

I just don't see how Jon can pull it off.

11 bings

good post

he might get a fluke KO, punchers chance is all he has.

bless you

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He will. Why would Lesnar fight DC when Jones is about 10x the dimes?

Nah, Conor still tools Holloway up pretty good, Holloway gets hit in every fight he has. Same story as the ppl who thought a "more mature and improved" Kevin Lee was going to beat Old Al. It doesnt work that way.

I swear he's the jewiest jew to ever shine a shekel.

If your going to suicide, do it the same way zyzz did and take a fuck ton of steroids and have alot of unprotected sex, if you are unwilling to do this because it seems like alot of effort, then you arnt really suicidal youre just lazy and need to find a goal to work towards.

this
as if anyone cares about cuckmier
he got booed in his last fight against derrick lewis and all the crowd left the arena as soon as derrick tapped. literally nobody stayed to celebrate the moment. he is an anti-draw despite the UFC's attempts to make him into a star.

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I took the askrenpill but I'm getting nervous.

thats not true suicide is almost entirely genetics based you're an unread zoomer

This is my thread
This is MY thread
This is my thread

jones
woodley
askren
zhang
pedro

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look how max is punching at full extension in that close range. ortega's arms would be half past max's head if he tried the same strikes right there. max really makes his t-rex arms work for him.

*heems you

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One more day and Stephens finally goes home and pulls the trigger after round 1 sub by zabit

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

it's a bony ridge used to help him break out of his shell when he molts

Coke-n-poke
Tyron
Hobbie
Torres
No dad

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Smith
Wodley
Askren
Zhang
Munhoz

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What the fuck is wrong with you nigs unironically picking smif, it's a fucking meme.

Jones
Woodley
Lawler
Torres
Garbrandt

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