/heem/ - Locks Edition

He's getting a lifetime ban when the hammer finally drops

Dream on cormierfag

I don't like DC

Is predictions bro kill?

is there a more flushed former champ within such a short period of time?

UFC London tickets dispatched.

He should fight Johnny Hendricks to decide the winner of that.

hot
HOT

Hard to think one

/heem/ predicts UFC 235

Jones
Woodley
Askren
Gardbrant
Stephens

Is it really you? Please respond.

cringe tbqh

maybe

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He banned one of our major ISPs from many boards and just left it like that, he truly is a butthurt faggot.

Who is you're favourite non-male combatant?

Yeah I was there when that happened.
People were all mad, same with Russia.

Miesha "DAT ASS" Tate

youtube.com/watch?v=Y9nE3XHh57s

Honda housey

>Pops again

twitter.com/MMAjunkieJohn/status/1101198573864050688

Lmao.

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Heeminder that Master Edmond is cornering an Armenian tomato can this weekend, we could be in for a vintage meltdown

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>twitter.com/MMAjunkieJohn/status/1101198573864050688
old news dirk novitzky already said it means nothing

Jones, Woodley, Cody, Zabit by Finish,Walker, Askren Outright

>Means nothing
>Novitzky

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for sure

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>b-but muh picos!
Beast of an opinion my guy

val loureda

*braps*

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anthony smith
decision
50-43
mark my words

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I said Usman would be champion years ago, cool it's finally going to happen.

wait wtf? TYRON IS RETIRING?

>Smif wins by decision
>Jones goes bitching to Uncle Dana
>immediate rematch
Or maybe Dana will bank on smith being a new cashcow so he'll sweep Jones aside for later.

smif wins the rematch 50-40

He won't retire he'll do a Stipe and beg for a rematch that he's never going to get.

>*fail tests*
>Have legion of microcephalous niggers defend you for free online
Big yikes!

Gonna run to calss, remember: I'm inside your collective domes RENT FREE.

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you are a big silly mug you know that

McMann is a fucking unit

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If he failed the test he would have been suspended. He was just pulsing picograms.

Wait and see.

Conveniently giving a one fight license, so they can come up with more excuses to keep him fighting.

What did Jade mean by this?

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hey Tj wipe yourself, you're bleeding.

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Those fucking shoulders.. bigger than mine. I don't lift very much though.

Nooooooooooooooo

waste of good digits, hang your head in shame my man

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hell yea what's his name?

she is proper blacked, isn't she?

N-Nani?

Hahahahaha

Edmen Shahbazyan

Just assume every white girl is at this point

> white
t. seething spic
Jade and Dern are brown spics. All spics fuck negroes.

>get called a retard for spazzing
>"ahh rent free lmao, let me make multiple images and shit post for days about people calling me a retard"
I hope Usman ends the Tyron meme.

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natty for sure

I don't even know who that girl is, skin looked white in that 14 pixel photo. I'm anglo and obviously Dern is into the huezilians. Speakiung of which, Dernposter has been quiet lately, wonder if he heemed himself.

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post good street heems
youtu.be/h3H83vUhgcc

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Wake up, Robbie.

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>Shylock nosed manlet who ducked me flexing
*yawn* Lmao, sit down before you get hurt again, coward.

You shitposting n-word.

How do you think BEN ASKREN will fare against ROBBIE LAWLER tomorrow when they partake in an MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) FIGHT?

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You can pinpoint the moment UFC started working with USADA.

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youtu.be/bo060P10li8

Carla: Me after a long day at work
Taty's Brappy: Friends blasting Death Grips and telling me it's really good

twitter.com/30SecFight/status/1101280435265568768

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fucking clean shot

When is Suarez's next fight btw?

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The captions mocking the men for not doing anything but would anyone actually do anything? You'd just let the crackheads beat each other up

I wish a cute girl would heem me

Wake up Tyròn

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He looks like every black person ever.

She'll fight Cynthia
#1 contender fight

youtu.be/ESlDW4Bitq0

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youtube.com/watch?v=qvtF-z51ZHI

these people are scum

Cody-tier in his pattern recognition Joe

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Conor's leaked training footage?

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after she rejects me

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Who is the best fighter in /heem/?

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Into the trash it goes

How the fuck they get cellulite legs being so young?

reddit.com/r/StreetFights/comments/auv3jq/nearly_beat_to_death_on_bus_after_starting_the/

imagine spreading those asscheeks, burying face in and taking a good sniff

Imagine me heeming you

fuck that was nasty

*imagines it*

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I really really tried. Nothing there, sorry.

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Try harder

Yup, I hate black people
Surprised they're alive though

That nig belongs in prison for attempted murder

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youtube.com/watch?v=18u5dOUUIVs

This is the worst one I've ever seen, i'm 99.9999999% sure he's dead

I just watched that too from the comments.

It was a nice comeback but jesus christ, can't believe the guy was still conscious after all that.

What went wrong?

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liveleak.com/view?i=239_1423475538

Skip to 10:00

the goat

sore winners are the worst

pretty pathetic desu

He was in a decent position not to take a lot of force from the skinny fat beaner with big sneaks, also his head never hit the hard pavement.

Isn't there a video where some polish bydlo loses it, knocks a drunk guy out and just doesn't stop trampling on his head for two minutes? Anyways, shit like this is ugly and low skill and hardly belongs on heem. It's just people killing themselves.

reminder that tecia is getting brutally heemed on saturday

I would never get in a street fight, I was a pussy in school and I'm a pussy now. Way too dangerous, you can die from landing wrong, get picked up and slammed and have your neck snapped, fight someone whose going to head stomp you if you go unconscious. And all girls expect you to do it, all I see is women mocking men for not wanting to fight.

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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>that blood splattering on the wall

yikes m8

this bitch looks spanish indian philipina black and all the middle east wrapped into one delicious pineapple

It's fun to watch the lower classes do it though

kek, how come nobody mentions the kike

pro tip: you wouldn't want to be with a woman like that in the long run anyway

>come in 48 seconds*

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Honestly, all woman feel that way. It's a biological thing about being protected.

Every time I've rooted for a fighter, EVER, in the UFC, they have lost. The more I root for them they harder they lose. This is why I stopped watching UFC.

But for betting purposes, it has worked in my favour. I'm rooting for Smith and Lawler so I'm betting the house of Jones and Askren.

Women should be gaoled

It depends on the environment, but now adult street fighting usually occurs between inbred people and mentally unstable, people who don't have the capacity to think about any moral standing or safety. Just pack a knife and a good dash, maybe those very strong laser pointers that fuck up people's eyes from p good distance. Eye pokes, headbutting from clinch, shit becomes easy when you are smart and have that killer efficiency if you stop having nonsense notions that streetfighting is just about connecting your fists.

Mario showed this to us at his seminar

This exercise always seems dangerous as fuck despite everyone suddenly doing it because it's the latest meme. What the hell is the point of it?

Why the fuck do niggers always stomp on heads and shit when the other dude is already knocked out. Fucking hell man.

men dont do it only women, its for a bigger arse

im not memeing

Idk but it's a win win for us. One nigger dead, the other in prison for life.

t. never been in a fight

adrenaline pussy

UFC should mix it up a bit and put concrete in the octagon.

ruthless, but true

Go back to Africa blackie.

This but only when it's two black fighters

Wouldn't they get more PPV buys if they had the event earlier in the night like 9pm EST?

Bruce buffers "iiiitsss tiiiimeeeee"
replaced with
"woooooooorrrrlllddd staaaaaaaarrrrrrrr"

Also he's in blackface (but tastefully done)

Get Dana on the phone

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>you now remember that early UFC announcer that always softly repeated his last word to create that cringy echo effect in real time

ufc is westcoast based. espn is pushing them east a tad, but i prefer if they go farther west. east coasters wine when they have to stay up to 11, but west coasters literally miss shit because prelims and main card openers are so damn early

Bunda Schaub

I literally have to stay awake until 4-6 in the morning to catch most cards, so it could be worse.

comfy mid day sunday live streams for me. I love living in the future.

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yeah. but if it was 2 hours later, you could wake up at 6 with coffee then watch the prelims later at lunch, on a sunday, rather then saturday, which is a working day for alot of the world

Good point.

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cringe

>doesn’t get ET master race 10:00 PM cards every single time
HAHAHAHAHHAHA JUST

we have it best by far

feels good

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this. even a trained ufc fighter should avoid street fights. a fluke punch can result in permanent damage if you land terribly on concrete or are attacked after unconscious.

Sunday stream master race. Jesus loves heems.

Is bjj a meme now?

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Lol he actually gets caught with the same right hook 3 times in a row

inter-dimensional space jiu jitzu is the most dominant discipline for sure

Damn, why did she have to be a martial artists and not a pornstar?

Has to be awkward going outside after a fight looking lime that and having to explain to everyone that you really don't have a black boyfriend.

Its ok, hes allowed to

twitter.com/MrMWellsArt/status/1101390312520458241

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Pretty sure there should be a globlina in the biz that looks like her

kamarudeen's got a piece on him

Cassidy Banks

>not so fast roleplaying zoomers
I'm out of the loop or there's 0 hype for this event? More Smif posting couple of months ago than now. Janni gonna get exposed as not a drawl on shit date card. Snoozley too. Nu-mma fucking sucks, lesbians and wraslers and decision machines. No bangers to add to collection.

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I refuse to believe this thing was born a woman

twitter.com/MrMWellsArt/status/1101390312520458241

>STOP FILMING
who was that broad sitting next to daner?

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Colby is literally autistic

Did Mr. Bone pull out yet?

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Tim Kennedy is the living embodiment of cringe.

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That's a funny way to spell Luke Rockhold

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

No way Smith is 6'4''

Is that some weird language meaning Tony Sperguson

/OurGuy/

I'm spending weekend with friend in Amsterdam, is there some sport bar to watch ufc?

You notice how Joe always likes to move the 10 inch black microphone around with his chin while keeping his lips pressed against it?

>now
It's been a meme since Whittaker decked Jacare

stoners love MMA, surely it'll be on in a shit ton of coffeeshops?

Tecia and Raquel are still together. She was on UFC unfiltered on Thursday.

Those guys are also fucking awful.

I rewatched the Usman vs RDA fight. Usman got tagged loads. If RDA can tag him, Woodley will smash him viciously. Woodley has better tdd, speed and power

Also Usman is boring af and I hope he gets heemed

> tfw I got a 3 day ban for off-topic that ends on Sunday

I'll have to phone post during the card. This sucks.

this amateur with a static ip

What should I get for lunch /heem/? I'm kind of thinking Thai, but I'm open to suggestions.
>mfw Andrade wins in May

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Kek Colby just got cucked

What if this gets Dana stripped of half his shit

I thought he was banned from the Palms.

i wonder if this is the worst shit a fighter has done to dana or theres other shit we dont know about

King Colby

can you give a quick rundown on Colby situation lads?

Bump for this

>stop filming
>stop filming

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>Colby livestreams confronting Dana at the Palms
>obvious hooker next to Dana looks ashamed and quickly leaves frame
>"stop filming"
Dana "Bezos" White

Didn't Goober open a Mexican restaurant or something?

Bought out by the Fertittas im pretty sure

he didn't even do the usual "Dana laugh it off" tactic
This is good for attention for Colby but literally retarded in every other sense.

Did you know he won a gold medal in the Olympics? He is an Olympic gold medalist. He won gold. At the Olympics. Gold. Did ya know that?

Thanks. Uncle Dana can't be happy.

vimeo.com/58226569
Colby right now.

Le protruding ribs man

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He's getting shut out to protect the uppity one and consequently the amerinog market

Hot Asian too haha

trans tim kennedy

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>new
shes flushed, b

>It's 2025
>Colby still running around with his boo boo belt asking for a title shot on twitter (has been cut from the ufc in 2019)

Dana literally got Joe to struggle session Schaub.

>21 years old
>one loss in the first three fights of her career
>flushed

He looks very white.

Hot desu

Your mom and Brendan Schaub switch bodies. The only way to reverse it is to have sex with one of them. Which one do you have sex with?

Brendan Schaub

Implying Brendan wouldn't immediately hop in his Slingshot and head over to Joe's

>STOP FILMING
>STOP FILMING!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ahead of UFC 235's main event you might be asking: what does Anthony Smith have that Andre Gusmao, Stephan Bonnar, Jake O'Brien, Matt Hamill, Brandon Vera, Vladimir Matyushenko, Ryan Bader, Mauricio Rua, Rampage Jackson, Lyoto Machida, Rashad Evans, Vitor Belfort, Chael Sonnen, Alexander Gustafsson, Glover Teixeira, Daniel Cormier and Ovince St. Preux don't?
Does he have incredible athleticism? Explosiveness? Speed? Is he outstandingly technical? Boxing? BJJ? Maybe it's his fight IQ? Or is it his cardio? His pace? The answer to all if this is "no".
What Anthony Smith does have is the heart of lion. And come Saturday, that very thing alone will lead him to the gold.

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Beautiful

I mean, if Jones tries to eat it and chokes on it.

You didn’t mentioned DC

He has 0 chance. The real LHW fight that night is Cirkunov/Walker, because if Walker dominates, he is either next in line for a title shot or 1 more win away.

Smith to beat JBJ? My shit has a better chance of not stinking.

don't pick cans, kid

Tyron would literally rape Chinnaker just FYI. He's basically a faster and more technical version of Yoel.

Find me um picture wim more talum .
Canlm be done man.

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Whittaker would rape Tyquil - a slower, smaller, less powerful version of Yoel.

Rate my nickname: "Spunky"

Walker is nowhere near the belt dude. Even if he does manage to beat Cirkunov (which he won't), he still hasn't beaten a legitimate contender. Cirkunov is barely even ranked. Reyes, Santos, Anderson, and even Volkan are all ahead of him in terms of title contention.

"Tyron is slower than Yoel" - A literal mongoloid

Can't I just have sex with my mum?

Volkan got a title shot after Cirkunov and Manuwa.

high test

You really can't think logically here. UFC doesn't make logical matchups. I don't know what will happen but it's a clusterfuck anyways.

Reminder that this low-IQ faggot thinks Usman will beat Woodley. Laugh at him.

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>this is the brit flag im talking to in /heem/

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Go back faggot

It's over Robbie

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Based and Smifpilled

this card is going to suck!

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Zabit went from another mountainnigger hypetrain to lowkey boy after watching anatomy of a fighter.

This one is the fucking worst. Genuinely my least favorite heemcord personality. Literally doesn't know shit about MMA and he's kisses up to Luke because he doesn't want to get banned again. Fuck off and die, you waste of space.
>Inb4 look guise he's talking about muh sekrit klub lmaoo rent free :DDD

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he's a discount Yoel

reem bless is the worst fuck that faggot

This seems like a place I don't want to be part of. /heem/ bless

Fuck the Discord Beckys and Fuck Elias Theodoroux

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He tried to wrestle?

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Redpill me on Tecia she get divorced yet?

can i get invite for that discord please?

No, she was on ufc unfiltered this week and she and Raquel are still Together. The break up was speculation by memers

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Thoughts on Deron Winn who will have his debut in the Middleweight division of the UFC soon?

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Daily reminder that the entire UFC is on steroids, Jon Jones is just terrible at cycling.

Wtf is that thing

>smith out
Why is mma like this? Cant we enjoy any card.

Winn is a beast unironically

delete

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Redpill me on Robbie
He might be flushed already, but...
Should I bet on him? Do bookies hate him?

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Name your sources

He doesn't look motivated in the embeddeds.

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Heem shitposts are a primary source

Would love to see Ngannou give her a hook to the temple. Utter destruction. One of the shots he caught Blaydes with. A "boop" to the side of the head. It'd be beautiful.
But not only that. At the same time as she is getting caught with the hook, Jon Jones is oblique kicking one of her knees. The fucker gives way totally and she never walks again.

Did I mention that as she falls to the floor from the combined Ngannou Ford Escort and Jon's knee kicks, she falls right into Khabib, who mounts her back and applies a rear-naked choke. She's already knocked out but Khabib holds it for a good minute.

The fighters leave the Octagon, Khabib pointing to the sky, saying "Alhumdahillah" as PVZ's purple face slowly leaks blood from the shot she took from Magumba.

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I would bet against him
Chael said Robbie has had fight where his low motivation led to his fast defeat. I'v seen him during press conference and he looked like he didn't give a fuck

Poirier/Holloway has to be one of the most retarded "title fights" in recent memory

How many weigh ins until Colby starts randomly touching his dick during one?

Name of this simian?

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Very interesting. If Robbie gets knocked out I will think of your post

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Blame Khabib for chimping out and getting suspended and blame Tony for being a retard

Philips Sport Vereniging

Dana is acting like that "brain damage from weight cut" meme is actually true, and is trying his best to push Holloway to an upper division.

FW would be better off without him. He's basically cleaned out the division, and Volkanovski is his only tough matchup. I want Jose to get the belt again.

Volkanovski vs Aldo for the vacant FW belt would be legid

I understand Tony. Two interim belts are too much even for him. Al is calling him out so let's hope he won't be without a fight for a year

>FW would be better off without him.
With Chad Mendes retiring, and with Jose Aldo saying he will retire soon as well, not sure the division needs more cleansing.
LW is much more stacked anyways, it needs more regular fights, not more fighters.

5th Amendment

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>Featherweight is better off without its best fighter ever because i want to see a flushed old man win the belt then retire

>old man
Aldo is like 30 years old.

when was the last time the main and co main were all bl*ck guys?

Prove that you have a fight IQ over 200

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So he says

Aldo is 32. If he wins the belt he probably won't retire. And he wins the trilogy at LW.

Looks lke it's early prelims from now on for our boy Colb

25

Literally said he was retiring in two fights and would immediately retire after winning the belt. You also miss the point his fight age is much older

70

>Believing a fighter when they say they're going to retire
Oh honey...

>Line 1
30/3= cookie is 10
>Line 2
14- cookie (10) = 4. 4/2 = banana is 2
>Line 3
8- banana (2) = 6. 6/2 = blob is 3
>Line 4
10x2 (because of order of operations) = 20.
20+ 2+ 3 = 25
Answer is 25 according to my drop out math

*misses weight and eye pokes you until warned

>believe a sperg on Yea Forums
Based and bluepilled

What is next for Ortega then?

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8.5

the way things are going it will be Ortega vs Khabib for the undisputed LW belt

15 is the right answer

it's tough b

How do we delete shitcord?

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>Cookie is 10
It's not about the cookie, it's about the amount of chocolate chips. Each chip = 1. Each Banana = 1. The clock changing times is a trick, it's value is 4 no matter what the time is. So 9 is the correct answer.

Meant 14

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Who is your favorite Jewish fighter

10
Y’welcome

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Looks like you're right

travelweekly.com/North-America-Travel/The-Palms-to-have-a-new-owner

Terrible fight for Ortega. If he can't get Khabib down (which he obviy can't) then he just gets outclassed on the feet.

bad ideas general

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>Khabib a better striker than Ortega
>Ortega needing the takedown
Yikes take my guy

12

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Khabib

Friendly reminder that Whittaker has never beat a champ or defended his belt.

why does he have to get his lips on everything

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Well his wife’s lips are busy with other family members

The kids got a set of lips on him for sure y’ve gotta work with what ygot

>two propped up hacks with a penchant for black dicks

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instagram.com/p/Bt3j6xNgI7S/?hl=en

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Ortega has yuge beastly striking for sure my man

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35

oh fer shurrrrr khabib sweet pea whittaker is just like max my guy

i feel sick whenever ali pops up in these behind the scenes videos
endless stream of diarrhea from his mouth

Anyone else worried max gave him a one way ticket to CTE city? I think he is flushed

i would be just fine if he was executed with no trial for being a terrorist

It was a pretty substantive beating. I hope he took a break from sparring.

he is the one who gives the Anatomy of a Fighter guy all the access, thats why all the guys he films are Ali fighters

Was he a genuine terrorist or a CIA plant?

he was a genuine who who got flipped and turned rat

This punch would flush CTE City

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Ortega would sub Goob easily

for sure my guy khabib is a MUNSTER striker

hard to tell, guy is such a liar and psychopath

I'd say he's both

I wish I could fly a plane into that bum's inbred skull

Cookie = 10
Banana = 2
Clock = 3
3 + 2 + 2*10 = 25

bout tree fitty

>American education-tier
>Doesn't understand how basic math work
>No idea how you can fuck up so badly

You're all a bunch of early prelim-tier fighter
>Upcoming HW right here
>Main event champion fighter-tier

Correct answer was 10

Cookie has 10 chocolate stips in the first line but 7 in the last one. Only single banana's no double and the clock went from 3 to 2.

2+1+(1x7)=10

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He was a part of a terrorist suspected group and was friends with a lot of terrorist/terrorist recruiters. He then became an informant fo the NYPD and FBI but they kicked him out because he was shit and suspected feeding them false info. Should be no surprise he’s all buddy with the Dagestani and Chechen warlords

You’re wrong

I’ve got two degrees and that athlete work ethnic

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>being this stupid
that just means the cookie was cooked with less chocolate chips and the bananas bushel was eaten, they still symbolize the same number

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>tfw one out of the first seven got it right
bruhs

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Thank Sch*ub

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wow so his kids werent even raped? what an attention whore

>sending you daughters to gymnastics class with a sleepy eyed coach IN BROWARD FUCKING COUNTY

>cookie problem makes me hungry for cookies
>go get my girl scout cookies
>theyre stale

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>guy is accused of being a pedo
>his picture is spread on social media
>unemployable, life threats everywhere

Imagine if he is innocent lmao.

Was Dana sitting with a hooker or an escort? She immediately dips when she notices the camera and is saying "pleaseee" in a bitchy tone.

>STOP FILMING
>STOP FILMING

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It's okay Jon, don't cry. You win some you lose some, that's life my man.

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>he got gassed in round 2 against volkan

Kyle Wgaf was walking Zabit down, Stephens finna hours gonna heem him stiff

this bum is getting finished in the 1st

He quits on the stool

That's Jon you're thinking about, he quit on the stool in the Chael fight.

JUST: The Career

BBC lover from sweden got to second. Smif will continue to pressure Jones up until twelve

It's crazy that he's only 32.

Rate my victory speech:

"I'd like to thank Satan, for giving me the power to defeat all the pathetic Christians. No offense intended to either Muslims or Jews."

I don't think so. Apart from gassing against Bocniak, we haven#t really seen Zabit tested at all. I think he paces himself better and beats Stephens, although the fight will look similar to Zabit/Bocniak.

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You should only say "I'd like to thank Satan" and then continue the speech.

Mountain scum getting starched

Absolutely based trips of /heem/ destruction

>Buying a clock at a different time changes the price
For sure my guy, y'gawlt a munster of an IQ b

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Holy shit you are right this was a trick based on the fact that you wouldn't notice these details since the image quality is garbage

Which is your favorite local mma company

for me it’s jfl

Why does everyone forget Stephens is a complete can? Is it because he heemed some bigger cans?

>Marlon Vera vs Frankie Saenz cancelled

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. may as well just scrap the whole card.

Liver shot KO's don't feel like real defeats. He was definitely striking better than Aldo was in that fight. Sometimes dudes get better with experience and Zabit is still a bit fresh

Clock=3
Banana=1
Cookie=10

10x1,1+3=14

Ya'll suppose to work out how much the clock costs given the hourly rate of inflation. And you state your answer either in 2pm prices or 3pm prices.

>They haven't bet the house on Smith
Form an orderly line, gay bags. These hands have enough heems for the lot of you.

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Look at this Marxist Common Core bullshit, this ain't Obama school this is /herm/

>Liver shot KO's don't feel like real defeats
Why not? That's so fucking dumb. There's no real difference between getting put out by a shot to the chin and a shot to the liver. It's Stephen's job to defend his body, same as he needs to protect his chin. A liver KO is just as valid as any.

>you now realise Askren looks like hes right out of 300 BC Olympics
>you realise his thick, thicc curly hair is a dead giveaway of his power level

>you now realise robbie lawler is bald

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>Hourly rate of inflation on a fucking clock
For shure my man

*gives you a white feather*

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He looked like some kind of a proto homo sapiens as a kid

fuck Kamaru looks like a real KANG beautiful BLACK body

hope you idiots haven't forgot to put your house, your parents house, your neighbours house and your friends house on Smith

Jones was staring right at smif in the square off, very uncharacteristic

Jones confirmed shook

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I had a dream that Smith KOs Jon.

I almost never ever dream about MMA but this was the realest dream I ever had in a while.

As in Jon just gets flat lined towards the end of round 1.

Bunch of losers stalking a high school girl . You're the biggest losers in all of Yea Forums.

Reminder that Jon got wobbled by Lyoto and lit up by DC in the clinch. Due to these two tidbits of evidence, I predict Smif round 1 KO via elbow in the clinch.

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I had a dream where Jones/Smith went exactly as everyone knows it will.

I never have dreams about MMA so this must mean something

Jones clowned on Smith for 2 and half rounds before finding the opening for the finish.

Are you 12

When's ryan hall fighting next? I want to see more memejistu

This

>/Herm/

twitter.com/MrMWellsArt/status/1101390312520458241

>Dana's hooker immediately leaves the frame
That's a good, discreet, professional lady of the night. You know Dana buys the top shelf.

whenever i read about smith its people shitting about him but every time I've seen him he looks pretty good

When's Ngannou fighting next? I want to see a fast KO

HE SUCKS DUDE LOL HECTOR LOMBARD WAS BEATING HIM UP AT WILL

*sois your path*

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I could see Dana being a top tier VIP at an escort service.

holy fuck Askren looks 100 percent dyel does he even work out? lawler is gonna fak him up

he'll wrestle fuck lawler for 3 rounds

"Ay Dana, why the fck ain't I fighting for that belt, bitch?"
"Sorry Colby. I'm so sorry. Please! Please forgive me!"
"Aight bitch, Im'a stop filmin cos I feel so sorry for your weak ass!"

Damn that was savage

Lawler is shot and that makes me sad to say, but it's true.

He stopped when security/the dealer walked up to him and told him to stop.

What a pussy.

>Askren looks like a bust of Alexander the Great
>Robbie looks like the weird Asians who beat Alexander
Bet the house on Robbie “Nanda Empire” Lawler

*rolls toward your post

soon

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He was getting lit up on the feet by Luis Santos sp Askren him in the eyes. Then ONE deleted the footage from their archive and refused to make the rematch. Look into it.

Hall vs. Kron when

No need to bury Kron so soon

Losing Kron is worth it if they give my boy Ryan the respect he deserves

Why not expose the hypejob that is Gracie anyone..

Just got it lads has anyone weighed in yet?

I know it's dumb but you can have a strong chin, but not a strong liver. There's multiple ways to get rocked, but actually hitting a liver shot usually happens out of pure luck. 98% of the time you get hit in the body hard, you can take the shot. Then when you get hit in the liver, your body shuts down and there is absolutely nothing you can do. Not that it's not a loss and a win for the other fighter, but that losing by Liver KO doesn't feel like a genuine evaluation of talent

Ryan Hall via round 1 Hook Kick KO.

So there is no ceremonial weigh-ins for 235?

UFC needs draws, lets by honest, and Kron could be a big star just based on the name and looks

>Luis Santos
mma-core.com/videos/Luis_Santos_vs_Ben_Askren_Full_Fight_One_Championship_26_Part_1/10101076

holy fuck, this is pathetic!!! bet the house, the car, the kid's souls on lawler!!!!

With this logic getting KO'd by a shot to the head doesn't count cause it's just the brain shutting down involuntarily

He looks good against cans and old men

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Exactly, UFC needs draws and they will do their best to make it happen. And that leads to fucked up matchups.

I know my logic is retarded but I still feel that a win by liver KO is kinda flukey

>and looks
looking like a bum is a draw now?

I disagree but I also disagree my man

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"I'm not taking Anthony Smith lightly. I'm gonna give this fight and this camp everything I've got, every last picogram."
- Jon "Turanibones" Jones

Epic youtube comment bro i wish i could upvote you

Most of the fat overweight larpers itt have never been hit in the liver. A perfectly placed liver shot is the worst

What makes you think that?

There's no logic to it but I agree somewhat. I feel the same about 45 second KO's, the only exceptions being Nunes vs Rousey/Cyborg and Rose vs JJ 1.

He has no Turinabol in his system and hasn't for over a year tho

You've never taken a liver shot.
>inb4 yes I have!
No you haven't.
Or this wouldnt be your opinion.

It really is. ONE also unironically tried to delete the fight off the internet lol

"Jon Jones doesn't get any performance benefit from the metabolites in his system"

Yeah no shit he gets the performance benefit from the shit that got metabolised.

Because they are doing the proper weigh-ins today, and the fights are tomorrow, aren#t they?

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Volkov vs Korean Zombie is the fight to make

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Askren has the same body type as khabib, except with no muscle

I lost my kid's souls last week betting on Prazeres.

If she didnt get up and leave I would have never noticed her desu

Rate my nickname: "Adolf"

GOAT sleeping posture. Inspirational.

Smif needs to weigh in still anybody nervous here?

What will the UFC do if Usman decides to show up at 70%?

Askren outwrestles Woodley everyday in sparring

>the brainlet doesn't think that the vast majority of top 20 UFC fighters are on steroids or some kind f performance enhancing drug
holy fuck lmao retard, every regional scene on the planet is steroided up to hell and back

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Bet on Lawler lads, having askren as a huge favourite is the biggest mistake the bookies are ever going to make. He's a literal meme.

I like it

>Walking around with your belt
Is there a more cringe a fighter could do? It's not that you've not fully convinced others you're the champ, you haven't even fully convinced yourself

Correct. I've taken lots of shots to the body but never a liver shot. Basically I think that the design of the human body is bullshit

Post your bet slip

>moving the goalposts

Yeah and Cain outstrikes DC.

He had no entourage either. Kelsi was probably too expensive

Since when are picograms allowed? You think oter guys will start doing it?

>Dana is a degenerate gambler

ONE OF US

>Is there a more cringe a fighter could do?
That's his whole thing. He's intentionally cringy and a loser.

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Hes going to do the same thing to Lawler.
Bet the house on Ben

He probably places single bets larger than your wage.

Joe said he is a top tier blackjack player and he was banned from several casinos for winning too much

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BUY HIGH SELL LOW

Based Joe letting every casino on Earth know not to let Dana in.

It's our own fault.
The human liver used to be small enough to be completely protected by the ribs.
Humans discover alcohol
Fast forward to when human livers are so massive a chunk of it pokes out exposed from the ribs.

A+ lordosis, Askren has thot syndrome sticking out his ass like that

ceremonial weigh in should be tonight like 8 eastern or so no?

You think Dana owns bitcoin?

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I miss Chaelsips poster

Maybe. I thought they normally do them the day after the proper weigh-in, though.

Wrong!

Actually now I'm surprised that I hadn't taken a liver shot because I'd guess that my liver is huge since it does such a good job

u must be into some manly fuggin traps bro

Who do you think he bets on? I bet he had a 5 figure bet on TJ

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holy fuck Robbie looks to be in A+ shape, bet on him

Aleksander had so much potential.

Wonder if certain groups of people have superior tiny liver genetics.

Do Dagestani muslims drink vodka?

LEMME TELL YA SUMTHIN

Imo Robbie is a toss at this point. Wouldn't bet on it

Robbie looking sharp and dangerous

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He only bets on fights he fixes, like Conor-Eddie, Adesanya-Brunson, Omalley-Soccer mom

did you just see him at the weigh in? dude is lookin as lean n mean as u can get

How many times has Dana bet against Woodley, you know he hates that guy

Robbie is so JUSTed.
Knocked out by a lead hook while moving backwards from Nick pillow fist Diaz way back in the day.
Then he gets in a few retarded "wars" that knock his brain loose and Woodly finally puts the final crack in his chin.
Askren is going to drop Lawler with some pitter patter jab and then capitalize.

*sip*

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what's up with the torn bicep tho

236 meme conference in 5 bongs
youtu.be/3xB3cvBKowE
Max, Dunstin, Adesanay, and Kelvin

Aksren is literally free money

Jones-Askren-Zabit is the parlay of the weekend

Is Robbie on his third or fourth wind by this point?

>referring to a fight from almost 20 years ago
Yikes

That was the fucking seed you momo

Is smith going to miss weigh?

don't think so he's just a bit sleepy

I didn't see it but if he seemed cut as fuck, it's not a good thing.

He's probably down 6 figures betting against Woodley

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cringe

Cope

bookies HATE him

Like if you think Jones wins. Comment if you think Smith wins

>betting against people you hate
absolute brainlet shit, you bet huge on the cunts you hate so either way you're happy

come on, the police are just targetting him at this point, he clearly did nothing wrong

If Smith was fighting someone like Dominique Reyes no one would even entertain the thought of him winning.

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>betting against your boys for any reason
soulless

johnny walker would HEEM smith, at the very least Santos has knockout power and is always dangerous

youtu.be/q0r4jNhG9Z4?t=277

>me after Stipe goes 5 rounds with Magumba without getting heemed

Didn’t he rape a child?

i'm not a pussy, I don't need some emotional hedge

You have to be absolutely retarded if you think Askren has even a semblance of a chance to win this fight.

Did anyone even watch his past fights, or are they just amazed by the unbeaten record? He's jut not elite-level, not ready for UFC by a long stretch.

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Yeah or even Johnny Walker. Santos already KO'd him.

>Flag
Welp put the house on Askren

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gonna be laughing sunday morning after your boys smif and lawler get heem'd swissfag

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If you aren’t excited to see aging, angry Robbie you are a caz

>smith is officially going to die

this.
She made it very obvious that she is an escort.

Don’t underestimate Askren, if he survives for long enough he can definitely win a decision. I still hope Lawler wins but you’re being stupid about it.

Is garbrandt shot or is he going to heem pedro? seems like good money

>Is a guy who got KO'd in his last two fights shot
For sure lock of the century bee

Yea Forums should be anonymized completely. I literally cringe every time I see posts that have no merit of discussion outside the flag

I don't know, Im leaning towards Cody is shot

Dude has been fighting for like 15 years

Garbrandt wins but he’s still a cunt

Thanks for the take, reddit

I made a lot of money on Stipe vs Ngannou, Ortega vs Holloway, DC vs Volkan, Woodley vs Till, etc, which is the same kind of fight as this. A bum who thinks he's good because he beat some literallywhos vs an experienced elite-level fighter.

MY NEW THREAD:

no you didnt
yo

But he literally can't, he's mediocre even at wrestefucking.

And then you lost it all betting on Cannis Blaydes and Gustaffson hahahahaha

instagram.com/p/Buea6F4hZdH/

Feel like this kid is the ultimate chad in the making

i think if you get 4chanx you can force everyone to appear anonymous
it also takes like 2 clicks to filter a trip and you can hide all replies to the post as well

New

Put a lot of money on Blaydes, I ain't finna lie :( Still in black numbers though.

based

Does Jones seem like he's been high as fuck this whole fight week or is it just me?

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Tiger getting seizures again?

More co-ordination and balance than Brendan ever showed in his entire fighting career

He's high on Lord Jesus Christ.

LA MIGRA:

Reminder that Lawler is on a 3 fights losing streak since everyone knows he lost to Cerrone.

You are a wise man BUT still I'd recommend you to stay in shape and if possible learn to defend yourself by boxing or something of your preference, better having and not needing than needing and not having

Mexmob bro, I recently got this "Faros" rashguard from them

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I'd like to know this as well

I’d love to see a three way black bull train on her where Ngannou is killing her asshole, Jon jones Is destroy her pussy. And Derrick Lewis is face fucking the life out of her

Hey guys, I've made an MMA betting Discord if anyone wants to join and share insights.

Here's the link:

discord.gg/hW5dTef