Danish player

Morgan Gibbs-White
Cameron Borthwick-Jackson
Kyle Walker-Peters
Ainsley Maitland-Niles
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
Callum Hudson-Odoi
Malakai Hinckson-Mars
Trent Alexander-Arnold
Tashan Oakley-Boothe
Aaron Wan-Bissaka
Rushian Hepburn-Murphy
Shaun Wright-Phillips
Bradley Wright-Phillips
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
Ruben Loftus-Cheek
Nathaniel Mendez-Laing
Isaac Buckley-Ricketts
Benny Ashley-Seal
Courtney Baker-Richardson
Ashley Smith-Brown
Miles Welch-Hayes
Paris Cowan-Hall
Tareiq Holmes-Dennis
Nathaniel Knight-Percival
Ethan Ebanks-Landell
Troy Archibald-Henville
Jake Clarke-Salter
Corey Blackett-Taylor
Josh Dacres-Cogley
Viv Solomon-Otabor
Sylvan Ebanks-Blake
Reice Charles-Cook
Jonson Clarke-Harris
Devon Kelly-Evans
Dion Kelly-Evans

>Russian player
>Last name ends with ov

> American player
> last name ends with Jackson

>Knight-Percival
Tell me this one is white, with a name like that it must be

>French player
>last name ends in ba or le

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>Croatian/Serbian player
>last name ends with -ić

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As white as it gets

>Swedish player
>last name end in sson
>or last name begins with Al-

>south american player
>first name is jackson

What the fuck

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As white as it gets in England tbqhwum8

>Brazilian player
>Gets murdered for drugs

-inho is a diminutive and we usually use our first name or nickname in football.
Some surnames end in it like "mourinho", "moutinho", "coutinho"..

>hear danish name
>reminds me of sen's fortress

>Troy Archibald-Henville

What the fuck

Aaron Wan-Bissaka

>greek player
>undisputed goat

The absolute fucking state of england

>german player
>it's some complete meme shit you've never heard of

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>Liverpool player
>Denies Scouse war crimes

Double-barreled last names used to be a sign of nobility and class. Now they're a sign that a mutt's mum got BLACKED by some fresh off the boat African.

Progress.

>Bergkamp
>Cruyff
>Robben
Funny how all th best Dutch players don’t have van last names

van basten won three ballon d'ors and an Euro

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van Persie
van Basten
van Nistelrooy
van der Sar
van der Vaart
van Bronckhorst
van Bommel

zoomer

>Nathaniel Lawrence Knight-Percival is an English professional footballer who plays as a defender for League One club Bradford City.

Holy fuck, it's real

>Icelandic player
>last name ends with -son

Do Icelandic people even have different last names other than Son and Dottir?

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So many of my wife's sons

Sounds like nobleman, same with Alexander Oxlade-Chamberlain

Do Icelandic trannies switch from -son to -dottir and vice versa? Has this happened yet?

Is this bait? Icelanders don't have surnames at all, they keep the old norse tradition and just use their father's given name+son/dottir as their surnames

Yes

That's a good question

Well Danish have -Sen but they also have -Gaard and such, so i was wondering if Iceland had that too

>French player
>Doesn't have a last name

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>Danish player
>there's a better Portuguese player with his name as a nickname

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>american player
>name starts with La Le Li Lo or Ja

>Makaay
>Sneijder
>Stam
checks out

Like said Icelandic people use traditional naming pattern. They also have to use traditional names (Gylfi, Kolbeinn, Ragnar, etc) off a website or have new names approved by the government based on whether they align with the Icelandic language/traditions.

So it's literally illegal to name a kid Jamal or whatever, which also means you're not getting any Jamalsons either.

What if you are like, an immigrant?

>Russian woman
>add an A to the end of the last name ended in ov

means they are jew

wtf, im jew now

>Chinese player
>name has x and y in it

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>Italian player
>name ends in a vowel

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based

Kek

>argentinian islands
>name ends with -lands

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good post

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I wonder if his parents are aristocrats.

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>portuguese name
>it's a combination of the first and any other name but the surname
Always found it odd

based
cringe
>fagflag
>ignorant
checks out desu

>Greek player
>last name ends in -poulos

based, redpilled and checked

No one asked you, macaco.

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name one?

>german player
>last name ends with -oğlu

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>English player
>first name is Mohammed

Why the hate? :(

wew

>brian laudrup
>peter schmeichel
>michael laudrup
>kasper schmeichel
Literally false

>scottish player
>name doesn't matter, he's shit at football

peta jensen

>brazilian player
>uses a retarded nickname instead of his real name

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Obsessed

>american player has a stupid nickname as his first name
>"it's what his brother called him as a kid!"

I HOPE YOU DIE IN YER SLEEP BRENDAN RODGERS

>Korean player
>first name is Kim or Lee

youtube.com/watch?v=rmqxRcnkf_E

>not knowing gooks put their surnames before given names

>American last name
>has a European origin

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For me it's Soton's brave James Ward-Prowse

No it doesn't

based and Solarpilled

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>Austrian player
>last name is so long to make it fit on his shirt it had to be shrinked

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>Finnish F1 driver
>last name ends with -nen

appreciate the insight on your naming traditions, huefriend

Is he the only wh*Teoid in that list of BLACK BVLLS

>brazilian player
>hailed as the new pele
>peaks at early 20s
>no longer fit for european football when he reaches his late 20s
>fucks off to brazil to play on the riquelme role for the rest of his career

only whites and some ex-slaves descendents have Euro names

>J.J. Lehto
>Mika Salo

>american /pol/tard
>last name ends with -ez

Speak of the devil, read my mind. Guess the quads beat me in style.

>american poster
>has a low iq

>best player of his generation
>last name ends with Ronaldo
Why does this keep happening?

>speedy french black winger
>last name is dembele

Yeah only 80% of the population

>Colombian player
>His first name is in english