/hoc/

gay

frens?

I also sometimes like florida panthers hockey because I'm tsundere for the sun
I might have to go away for a while

This is the thread.

Interesting hypotheses especially considering the Jets, which I assume are F18s can be piloted, by NHL players. Rendering also since unlike the disrespectful Vegas Knight discney on ice, can't be cut in half

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I HATE PAUL MAURICE

This is another handsome Winnipeg Jets fan. Just like me
You're not allowed here, thank you for coming but you have to leave. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here

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too bad

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>yfwswtc

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Amen brotha shout out Jets fan He's a pretty bad coach imo. Looks good next to what Noel did with the team, but Noel also inherited a steaming pile of sunbelt hockey so take it with a grain of salt (and a shot of tequila)
We joke around in this /hoc/ we have fun this is a hockey looker room atmosphere

I think lose for Hughes is a fundamentally flawed idea on two levels. One, Edmonton fucked up the tank process for the rest of the league. And two, hes really not great. Imo the real top two is should be does Kakko go #1 or Dach

edmonton drafts hughes
he busts
thoughts?

Good question. I think they need defense, not really a hot take. But I think they're pretty bad at prospect management. Not really a hot take either.
What really seperate me from the crowd? Not ina million years do I hope they're ever not shit. So fuck them. I hope they take Hughes

Now, I'll oviously have to flip the text the right way. But I think if and when I start discuss ing hockey on a more personal level, this will be our logo. It's pretty cool to me imo

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When I said Liiga was my fourth favorite hockey league, it's because I've always loved Finnish hockey players. Next great winnipeg jet to be from Finland is Kristian Vesalainen. He's pretty good. He plays forwards

This is a nother handsome winnipe Jets fan, just like me. This one is a girl (unlike me). Her name is Hana. I've never asked but I assueme she likes hockey and specifically the Jets because she's BASED

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I use CCM hockey gloves and a CCM hockey stick. It's funny because I'm was never really a brand loyalty guy. I just like to have gear that works. I don't know what CCM stand for but they make a stick you can really crank

Ya autistic or something?

Absolutely. Shoutout brotha fo sure. Go Enstrom. Hope he's doing good in Modo.
I missed you buddy. I like to clown on the sunbelt hockey but I really like Heiskabull and Hintz. I think stars got something going on. Shouldve traded for pekka or KOSKI.
Thanks for havein ya brotha

You're mistaking my passion for autism. Not cool dog. We're just here to talk about the greatest game on ice. (Good ice, fuck the sun)

back from the ducks game lol that shit was whack
go knights!!

Alright brothas it's been a long 3 periods I'm tappin out. I'll update the hockey world on hockey at 4 am, 7 am, 830 am, 12 pm, 5 pm. In between those please keep the hockey going keep the shots on net keep the pucks deep keep up the effort and as Always;
GO JETS GO
GOODNIGHT JETS FANS IM SIGNING OFF YOURE GOING ON CO PILOT GOOD NIGHT LOVE YA GUYS
:)

go knights!

...

Going to bed for real this time haha GO JETS GO

i'm having some thoughts about hockey this morning, my brain is positively swimming with thoughts, more specifically about how to stick to our game, quickly transition through the neutral zone, and also the formation called ``the trap''

what if patty received salary based performance bonuses for every victory royale achieved?

>Ottawa not getting a new arena
RELOCATION IMMENENT

hello, is finlan

eh, this deadline is meaningless
"I invite you to speak directly to the NCC, but this is an absolute priority for them (and) for us also as a government because it's a priority for the region."
the land wont be re-purposed, they will wait for melnyks court case to end and continue with the original proposal

Huomenta time for kahvi

reminder that the leafs are going to win the cup and there's nothing you can do about it

>laffs
>beating anyone with depth on their team

clagary flames
thoughts?

Oh fuck dimes matchup tonight in nassau

which team has depth in the east?
certainly not boston

bUt tHe LiGhTnInG wILl bEaT tHeM

>implying tampa isn’t pulling the 2006 red wings

Columbus

>rags

looking forward to the teds/laffs ECF

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you forgot the pineapple

is it a pizza, cake or lasagna

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leafs are going to get at least a few by 2025

>Canada
>winning a single cup

That implys that they get a better defensive pairing

you're not funny

Team rankings (on paper) in the east
Lightning
Blue jackets
Bruins
Islanders
Capitals
Penguins
>laffs
canadiens

The damn jerks and zoomers are taking over our sport.

leafs will sweep the lightning in the ecf and beat the flames 4-2 in the finals.

>laffs getting out of the Atlantic
CRINGE

>since 1994
what an arbitrary threshold

the last canadian team in the SCF had to slay a few demons to make it

>jackets and wild are the only teams to never make a Stanley cup appearance

what about the jets or coyotes?

that was about the time canadian players started branching out more into the us. if players were forced to play on teams of their own nationality then canadian teams would crush the americans 15-0 every game

How hard is Canada going to get screwed in Trump's new NATO?

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hockey

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too bad the goal got waved off because he was in the crease

Uhhhh

Hoc makes a tv show
Episode 1
>rags
Summary
After the Stanley cup loss to the kings, lundpads is inconsolable and everyone jokes about the >rags

What are your ideas

how can the kings win the cup when the leafs are destined to win it this year

>he doesn’t remember

Episode 2: International /hoc/ Tournament
>Countries put their friendship on ice during this heated international beer league hockey tournament. Rivals Sweden and Finlan eliminate each other while Denmark watches (Norway didn't show up). Grease loses 21-0 to Latvia. Sunbelt cantskate. Lots of overpriced beer and listerine to be had.
>The final game is a fierce battle between -- you guessed it -- Canada and America. But who will win?! Stay tuned to find out.

>The 2019 NHL Poll: Best player? Most overrated? Players weigh in on the best (and worst) in the game
>Over the past six weeks, The Athletic’s hockey reporters polled players around the league to get answers to our most pressing NHL questions. When all was said and done, we spoke to nearly 200 players — 198, to be exact, split almost exactly 50/50 among players on Eastern and Western Conference teams (100 to 98; sorry about the East Coast bias).
theathletic.com/840226/2019/02/28/the-2019-nhl-poll-best-player-most-overrated-players-weigh-in-on-the-best-and-worst-in-the-game/

does anyone have an athletic sub? these results have groundbreaking potential

>leafs
>even winning a playoff series

This is the real hockey thread by the way

>Who is the best all-around player in the NHL?
Crosby - 48%
McDavid - 25%
Bergeron - 11%
Barkov and Kucherov - 4%

>Game 7 of the Stanley Cup final — who do you want starting in goal?
Price - 28%
Fleury - 16%
Vasilevsky - 15%
Quick - 7%
Holtby - 6%

>Who is the most underrated player in the NHL?
Barkov - 26%
Backstrom and Point - 8%
Spurgeon - 6%
Giordano - 5%

>Who is the most overrated player in the NHL?
PK Subban - 23%
Laine - 9%
Ekbad - 6%
Phaneuf and Erik Karlsson - 4%

>Which coach, aside from your own, would you most want to play for?
Cooper and Gallant - 23%
Trotz - 11%
Maurice and Tortorella - 6%

>Which coach, aside from your own, would you not want to play for?
Tortorella - 30%
Hitchcock - 28%
Babcock - 15%
Carlyle - 11%
Boucher - 3%

>What is the most fun city to visit on the road?
Las Vegas - 26%
Nasville - 19%
Chicago - 13%
Vancouver - 12%
New York - 10%

>What is the worst city to visit on the road?
Winnipeg - 38%
Buffalo - 15%
Ottawa - 12%
Edmonton - 8%
Raleigh - 5%

>Which team has the best fans?
Golden Knights - 28%
Habs - 18%
Preds - 11%
Jets - 8%
Hawks - 7%

>Which team has the worst fans?
Panthers - 48%
Coyotes - 18%
Canes - 12%
Flyers - 6%
Isles - 3%

>Should the NHL’s current playoff format be changed?
Yes - 60%
No - 40%

>Should NHL players play in the Olympics?
Yes - 99%
No - 1%

>It's OK if none of you use this one, I will use this one. I don't like having the schedule and I will make 500 posts about hockey alone. My feelings are valid and I will express them with people that want to talk about hockey and Dont need sunbelt anime casual redditor schedule faggot Vegas >58 Humboldt Sonofabitch

Tampa gay

>Which coach, aside from your own, would you not want to play for?
>Tortorella - 30%
FREE TORTS

>not wanting to play for a cock
Based

>Which team has the best fans?
>Golden Knights - 28%
seems dedication means nothing to players

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if the sens won a cup, vancouver has won a cup

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what about ice questions, preferably in percentages?

MAWWWWWMMMMM
JOEY JUST HIT ME WITH A SLAP SHOT

too based for this earth

>there have been teams that have won a Stanley cup and have gone defunct since the last time Ottawa won a cup

>subban is voted most overrated
isn't he supposed to be elite?

I donn't even know what Fortnite really is, other than it's a popular video game

>Imo the real top two is should be does

nice list

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>teams that have won a Stanley cup and have gone defunct since

like?

>snes

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>mad
>at coaches

Pics of Granlund in Preds jersey when?

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Friendly reminder this was less than 2 years ago

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>86
>31

shall.
where's that based Aussie btw
what time is it in Australia right now

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Reminder that Nashville traded for literal brainlets

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shut up faggot
Nashville won the trade deadline among teams who's goal is "win now"

armenian lifelong kongs fan

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The Montreal maroons

and people think 15 year old cups are relevant

Is getting a handjob in a massage parlor illegal? Asking for a class

>this thread

Yes

They do look a bit like brainlet wojaks, especially Boyle.

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boyle is a good lad. eh kills cancer and doesn't afraid of anything.

I LIKE HOCKEY YES I DO I LIKE HOCKEY __ ____ _________

We can’t play this game anymore but
Can we still be friends
Things just can’t go on like before but
Can we still be friends

I don’t trust that nigville will be able to differentiate between their two african players

went to timmies and got a hot chocolate with whip cream. was bretty good

>Boyle
I meant McLeod

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they missed their window in 2017, only thing nashville has to look forward to is subban’s upcoming ego trip as they get progressively worse. hope simmonds heems him into a shallow grave

I don't understand how anyone could be better all around than Crosby considering he is the best all around

holy fuck they really do look dumb

Trashville missed its chance. They wont make it out of the second round this year.

I was thinking of pre-original 6 teams but wondered if there where post-expansion teams included that eluded me.

let me know when "looks" have anything to do with winning hockey games

WOODEN SHIPS ON THE WATER VERY FREE AND EASY
EASY YOU KNOW THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE
SILVER PEOPLE ON THE SHORELINE LET US FREE
TALKIN BOUT VERY FREE AND EASY

youtube.com/watch?v=vq2T10hSpLU

those numerals make it hard to argue

Does it matter? The generals wont let trump stand by and watch a russian invasion of canada. You dont let the enemy set up outside your doorstep. Theyd take drumpfs head off if he let that happen

Cody McLeod has a few extra chromosomes

/hoc/ snatching all them motherfucker dubleronies

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what's your point exactly

um sweaty russia is the allie and canada the enemy now

well then good, >my team got a good player in Fiala by trading away Granlund, who had gotten stale as fuck.

>traded away on your birthday, as your girlfriend is in labor with your first child
Paul Fenton is a cold ass motherfucker

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Nashville as a whole doesn't have that many black people relatively speaking

>that goal he scored by heading the ball out the keepers hand!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=gEFj3AV0hCw

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Jackie’s will Win the cup

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>ohio

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What is the most ethnic city in the nhl? LA, Chicago? probably Vancouver

blues teds scf
believe me lads

hello good morning i have a very important message for finalnd

TELL GREECE TO STOP REPLYING TO ME

What’s he doing in my dad’s room?

Unironically this
I was playing nhl 17 Be a pro and was drafted by the sharks, in my first pro season I led them to a Stanley cup and set the NHL record for goals at 93 only playing 57 games
Won every award that I could and the next season I had 76 goals and 159 points but we couldn’t get out of the first round
My third season I simmed the entirety of it until the playoffs and had 63 goals and 130 points and we lost in the second round
It’s almost impossible to go back to back even in video games

Go on

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I like boats

FUCK sweden

I KNOW THE ONE WHO WAITS
SATAN IS HIS NAME
ACROSS THE BRIDGE OF DEATH
THERE HE STANDS IN FLAME

Unironically miami, LA, or New York

Would be the best scf since 2011 desu

Been watching a lot of Chinese movies on Amazon this week. How do we trick China into hockey?

Do those women have anoerexia?

>Which team has the worst fans?
>Panthers - 48%
>Coyotes - 18%
>Canes - 12%
>Flyers - 6%
>Isles - 3%

kek the top 3 has no fans, at least the flyers on there makes sense

cringe

I literally win the Stanley cup every year maybe you're just a bitch

Something about eating dog

>NWHL doesn't have a Chinese team

He’s about to rape him
Your father is a pedophile

fat ass

>Here's forty shillings on the drum
>For those who'll volunteer to come
>To 'list and fight the foe today.
>Over the hills and far away.
>O'er the hills and o'er the main.
>Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain.
>King George commands and we obey.
>Over the hills and far away.

cigarettes and dog meat

You can see their ribs
If they were healthy they would be thin but not so thin that you can see ribs they can’t weigh more than 90lbs

Andy Lau hockey flick WHEN?

cope fatso

Pro tip for NHL EA games: draft a shit load of goalies and then trade them for whatever you want

I call it Dubas ing. I am a wonderboy

I mean I literally carried a devils team that won 20 games the year before to a Stanley cup all on my own by scoring 300 points

This is a normal female

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In a fantasy draft?

No offense but you're fat and I don't value your opinion

Anyone wanna learn about statics

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No franchise mode every year then trade them within the two years you get to offer a rookie contract they always have high value

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So I’m guessing you weigh less than 165lb and are taller than 6’3”

Do you think he’s actually retarted?

In olden times that was considered thicc
Now that everyone grazes like fucking cattle this looks extremely fit
Imagine how much better the dating pool would be for both sexes if all the unfuckable fatasses were thin

That’s objectively false
If you had money in the “olden days” then you were fat

>How do we trick China into hockey?
Every been to China? They are a small people, they'll never be able to compete in hockey, just as Samoans or the Danish will never be horse jockeys.

So /hoc/ what round do >we get swept in?

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what makes you say that

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Cope.

>In olden times that was considered thicc
Art History major reporting in to tell you that you are wrong.

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not swept but it'll be in the WCF

By post “cope” you are automatically admitting that you are wrong
Me-1
You-0

no

>history major
cringe

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>art history major
Would expect nothing less from a fucking leaf

By teds in game 7
I'm telling you, this will happen lads

>art history
>Canadian

Gonna be a hard Y I K E S

Stop not discussing hockey

Finally found someone with more useless degree than mine. Thanks, lad.

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>amerifats

youtu.be/8pyW6w5B7Aw

>posts overweight royalty
I’m talking about the general population, enjoy your worthless degree though

>art history
soccer generals are that way

>admitting to be an art history major
>telling prospective qts you browse this place

gentlemen, whats with these mistakes lately?

cope
and hit the gym fatass

Further proof art history is for brainlets and fatasses

>art history major

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i'm going to close this thread now
when i come back you better be talking hockey

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they already participate in the KHL, no?

>art history
>looking at pictures all day
>paying money for it
>thinking you’re going to make a career out of an idle hobby
>admitting you produce nothing worthwhile of your own, you just look at pictures all day
cope

t.

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really makes you think

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>attempting to cope THIS hard

lmaoing at the concept of you existing individuality

No mate I learned that in engineering mechanics 111 when I was in uni. I'm a structural engineer now.

>leafs going to lose to the islanders again tonight
FUCK THIS SCHEDULE AND INJURIES

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Better best bester it's logic
t. Art History minor

>dissing on education

it's easy to do when you have daddy paying for your bills because he owns a 7-11 which will also provide you with a job.

Imagine not being a BASED tradie lads

to everyone that grease gave an "@" to, the decon showers are this way >>>>>

Greece are you actually retarded? Just be honest. Didn't you say your friend mentioned your intelligence recently?

What is the scret of your power?

My art history degree

Kill yourself

you know it's true that people who disregard higher education are usually spawns of the petite-bourgeoisie, who have a job at daddy's business waiting for them.

Stay scared FAGGOT.

>draft fifth round elite or franchise potential goaler
>trade value is almost full bar
>trade for whoever was taken first overall
>repeat

The easiest way to go from working class to upper class? Become an engineer

no you see I graduated with a useful degree

any degree is useful

>not being a philosophy major with a minor in classical studies

Call me autistic but cheating the system doesn't make it very fun

some are less so than others

Jokes on you, grease, while studying I had shitty job at call center, where I was communicating with swedes. The day I resigned was one of the best days of my life.

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Is this why you're so poor, Greece? Because you think these stupid thoughts?

Won't you take me far away from all the mucky muck?

>draft endless goalers
>team at cap basement
>sign shitty free agent contracts
>bundle shitty contract with goalers if they don't produce

>86
Get the fuck off my /hoc/ you greasy wop shistos pesevengi gamouri greek bastard

Oh you're quoting jack black who is a known transsexual. Great thanks. Bye now.

based dubs

everything is useful, no knowledge is wasted

glad for you

He's not actually wrong, employers are on average more likely to hire someone with a worthless degree than someone without a degree.
The reason those degrees are worthless is because a majority of them don't turn into jobs related to what you studied and pay significantly less than say if you majored in Engineering or Mathematics.

/hoc/ is THE place for gays and trannies

Boston going to get its shit pushed in tonight
youtube.com/watch?v=To4T8hLE0ow

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Stop replying to me please I hate transsexuals

b&rp

Imagine sens not hitting 50 even once

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it's not that tampa are that great, rest of the league is garbage

But I'm a real grill oWo

Contemplating hockey

Imagine replying to a 31 year old greasy neet with an IQ of 86.

youtube.com/watch?v=75AWtXaStsg
>mild

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B

Act like a fucking adult, /hoc/

lel, the Snes acquired a member of ZZ Top

>R

>A

>S

N
I
G
G

>G

>P

/hoc/

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Anyone wanna have gay sex here?

Fuck off, Ted.

18 naked /hoc/boys at >rags ranch

>ska

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Phoneposters should get gassed desu.

Thoughts?

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looks like deep fried nails

I'm a ring purist so it's a shant from me

Too greasy but overall a C+. The sauce really knocks it up another notch

>BULJU OUT FOR THE SEASON
F

wow his one assist will surely be missed in the remaining games

>Puljujarvi will undergo surgery on his hip and will miss the remainder of the 2018-19 campaign

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HIP OR MISS HUH?

>boomin' onion
An apt description of your anal prolapse the day after consumption.

And to make matters even worse, Ottawa doesn't even have their 1st round pick for this upcoming draft.

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It's as good an excuse as any.

Crosby is undeniably a better "all-around player" than McDavid but every GM in the league would take McDavid given the choice. A weapon like McDavid, what he gives you, is more valuable and harder to find. Crosby is more responsible defensively, as is Jonathan Toews, but who cares?

And I love Patrice Bergeron but Prime Bergeron was a 70-point player (and that was more than a decade ago). That anyone not named Jack Edwards believes he's the league's best player is silly.

It's clear most players haven't paid much attention to Carey Price or his play since the Sochi Olympics. As good as Fleury was in three playoff series last year - and he was absolutely amazing - several goalies are a safer bet than Fleury, which is why Pittsburgh let Vegas have him.

I appreciate the players hating Subban as much as I do.

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Reminder Cassie is the only acceptable female commentator

did bulju get poop in his hip too?

Why is Babcock so overrated lads?

actually based

easily the worst appetizer you can ever get. Onion rings are patrician.

WINNIPEG BTFO

congratulations to the toronto maple leafs for winning the 2019 stanley cup finals!

>which coast would you least likely play for
>not east or west

cope

... in your head

Onion rings are patrician but fuck you blooming onions are delicious

congratulations to the markham thunder for winning the 2019 clarkson cup finals!

I BET HE DOESN'T KISS YA

So this means that this is the last time /hoc/ will have to hear about dykepuck for a very long while, right?

>blocks your path

youtube.com/watch?v=6L-2IQMDwcA

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its called /hoc/ not /nhl/. we should start talking about finnish bear leagues.

World championships in April m8

Explain to me how Nylander is clearly better than Kapanen or Johnsson, ill wait.

Did pro/rel user finally fuck off? Sunbelt teams, regardless of ownership troubles aren't going anywhere.

>blots
>Not choking in the playoffs
Extremely cringe and probably also a yikes too.

If God in heaven decided to have a laugh and had the Coyotes and Leafs as the Cup Final, who would ultimately take it?

Ottawa has way worse "ownership troubles" than any sunbelt team anyway.

hockey is shit

I absoultey hate "yikes" posters.

Gary

Gary

yikes

Gary

I would put my absolute heart and soul behind supporting Arizona in such a scenario.
t. east coaster

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*snap*

>le meme pp shot finn dabbed on by his peers
Ebin

I'm sensing a connection here.

dogs look like kangaroos when they poop

the leafs are way too strong offensively. sure they might give up 5 goals a game but if they score 10 it doesnt matter. to be honest i think they should get rid of 1 defense and put in a roamer instead. they'd probably average 12-15 goals a game. matthews and tavares are the greyzky/lemiuez of this generation.

Yeah he seems to pick on them too. Why can't he realize that teams deserve a fair shake

not sure about that one. I don't see it.

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>sure they might give up 5 goals a game but if they score 10 it doesnt matter
I cannot wait for this retarded ethos to fall apart in the playoffs this year.

haha perro kaka

LEAKED VIDEO OF /hoc/ DISCUSSING HOCKEY

youtube.com/watch?v=RMJsqXzz5zs

Can't beat Crosby's contract relative to his value

>matthews and tavares are the greyzky/lemiuez of this generation
>greyzky
>lemiuez
Please, god, tell me that we're just being fucked with here.

also the leafs are very likely to trade for mcdavid this off season. the 20's will be era of the leafs dynasty. at least 3 cups.

Will Granlund play tomorrow?

Having a sauna right now lads

Playoff chokers only get one chance at the cup. Tampa had theirs in 2015. Shorks had theirs in 2016. Trashville in 2017. Washington last year, only they managed to win it. Those teams will now return to being constant playoff chokers

b-b-bulju is alive, r-right lad-ds?

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I'm sorry Latvia
F

>91167974
Lads, how do we stop TronnaSam.

Based

sorry im just really excited about the prospects of my team going forward. its been a rough few years but the cup is coming back to toronto this spring. btw for you haters, this will be our 14th cup. how many does your team have?

muh gold medals

if Joe Pavelski had scored in OT Mike Babcock would have needed a police escort out of Vancouver. but Pavelski didn't score so let's give Mike Babcock fifty million dollars.

>trade for mcdavid this off season
giving up what?

who?

Washington were perennial chokers, until last year.

>leafs are going to lose in the 1st round again

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Cups before 1995 don’t matter

Zaitsev

McDavid might be the most overrated hockey player in the NHL. He's not even as good as Kane a 30 year old boomer

a prospect or two and a couple draft picks. mdavid wants out and like tavares he wants to come home.

Mcdavid for subban straight up

>1995
cheeky and >ragspilled

That's my point, perennial chokers only get given one shot then go back to choking. Washington was the only one to actually convert their chance and will now go back to choking

Speaking of Joe Pavelski, why does he like to deflect pucks so much? He has a good shot but chooses to park in front of the net.

Fuck off Twain

He wouldn't have gotten a chance to win those medals if he wasn't overrated to begin with though

id argue cups after 1995 dont matter. the game has been turned into figure skating. you earned the cup based on how many teeth you lost and bones you broke. now its whoever flops the most gets it.

Enjoy continuing to toil in the basement, devilcuck

Hall will leave after his contract is up

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What laffs need is another 10+ million center

Just listened to a book

>mdavid wants out

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>now its whoever flops the most gets it.
If that were true, Tampa would be in the middle of a decade-long dynasty.

nah what they need to do is drop down to 1 defense and have a floating player. mcdavid would be perfect for it. as long as you score more goals than the other team you still win.

big brained post

McDavid for Matthews, Marner and two 1sts

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>audiobook babby
brainlet detected

Just look at his face.

>you earned the cup based on how many teeth you lost and bones you broke
>now its whoever actually plays the best hockey

Mcdavid is stuck in Edmonton for 7 years. He’ll never be worth what the oilers would want back for him.
It’s sad really

APBP

more of an alpha male thing. pre-1995 was alpha male hockey where the better team won. now its whoever pretends to get more black round things into the goal hole.

>counting the Devils cup wins with Scott "The Murderer" Stevens as flophockey

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Based Aland destroying SEETHING leafs once again.

oilers should just blow it up and move the franchise to little rock or okc

>whoever pretends to get more black round things into the goal hole

>Subban slides into the net nuts-first
>gets credited with two goals
>we /multipuck/ now

the oilers are contractually binded to Edmonton until 2049 because of the arena deal

multipuck is hokkeis future.

pre-95 cups when goalies were 5’6 twink dorks
real tough competition you have there

So the franchise's entrapment and eternal torture is just like McDavid's on a macro level.

there's always ways out of it. i could see a city like little rock buying it out. would have to change the name.. not sure what arkhannas has alot of? rocks?

>subban and simmonds
>x4
Oh shit, we in trouble now.

>not wanting to fuck the twink goalie mid game 7 of the stan lee finals while your team scores but the crowd is cheering more for you and less for the score

absolute state of 2019 /hoc/

>old goalies were smaller and more agile making the game overall more difficult
yeah just park some 6'4" 250lb giant out there because they stopped developing real goalies in the 80s

>mdavid wants out
Well he shouldn't have signed with Edmonton then.

No, there's no way out of it. The taxpayers got bent over a table to foot most of the bill for Rogers Place, and in turn Katz signed an agreement with city council to keep the team in the city for another 35 years. Whether or not the oilers are successful, they're a form of income to the city, and they wouldn't sell the rights to another city

But then Toronto would be shit and McD would be in the same situation as in Edmonton with only one good player besides him

Exactly faggot. It's not going to happen either way

>dissolve the franchise
>create new franchise
problem solved.

Didn't stop that jew from blowing up the twin towers for the insurance

>tfw too good to be on a good team

>jealous oilers fan
there's plenty of room on the leafs bandwagon bro. we are canadas team.

>Calgary vs Toronto SCF
>game 7
>Calgary signs Iggy to a one game contract
>fights and kills Matthews
>scores Stanley Cup winning clapper
>lifts the cup in front of the crying Toronto fans who can't hate him because it's Iggy

>Which team has the worst fans?
Panthers - 48%
Coyotes - 18%
Canes - 12%
Flyers - 6%
Isles - 3%

>Calgary signs Iggy to a one game contract
Wouldn't they have had to sign him to something before the trade deadline in order for him to be able to play in the playoffs?

>being gay
absolute state of 2019 /hoc/

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as a punished oilels fan I would unironically cheer for Calgary in this scenario

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Ken Dryden
Martin Brodeur
Jacques Plante
Vladislav Tretiak
Bill Durnan
Clint Benedict

all over 6 feet tall

>least fans
panthers (not including finns)

>worst fans
flyers

tbf

>Gary fucking over Calgary in the finals again

>not even the best team in canada

Careful Aland, you're going to upset Cherry

>finnish bear leagues
tell me more sensei

Just as much as the Cowboys are Americas team

Literally everyone outside the core fanbase hates them

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Fuck off we’re full

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

are we going to hear about the "heated tavares case" every time the isles and leafs face each other?

when all of your superstars are home town toronto boys then yeah you're canadas team

This is bait

its all blown out of proportion. tavares did analysis with his agent and found that toronto had the best odds of winning the cup in the next 5-10 years. simple choice -- go with the WINNER!

All things are possible through the Lord Jesus Christ

No you fucking retard, then you're Toronto's team, or at the best Ontario's team

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Detoilet and Bombston is pretty much a tie.

go on...

>tavares did analysis with his agent and found that toronto had the best odds of winning the cup in the next 5-10 years
I would really, REALLY like to check his math.

Why dont we see players thanking God when they score like we do in MLB or NFL?

Toronto is not Canada
Toronto is Toronto

>kadri, matthews, tavares, marner
anything else?

thinking oilers should tank

>the bombston ruins

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look at your flag. whats on it? a fucking maple leaf. buckle up buddy the leafs are about to make canada relevant again in the nhl.

a quick google search will prove that you are spreading misleading information, stop watching the bee movie 2 times a day you mongoloid autismo

They're way ahead of you, m8.

If it's not NHL can you really call it hockey?

>Kill yourself for Kakko

cant imagine what its like being the most talented hockey player of your generation and having to miss the rest of the season due to fucking HIP SURGERY like some old fart in a retirement home

FE-LLOW HOC-STERS
*clap.clap,clapclapclap*

john tavares is a traitorous snake
furthermore he is overrated shit
end of discussion

I stand corrected, leafs fans are more akin to yankees fans than cowboys fans

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>STAY SCARED M8

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He gonna dab during his tribute video tonight

here in Greece it's TsiknoPempti, meat odours Thursday if roughly translated, the actual day of the farewell to meat (carne vale in Latin) which initiates the 40-day period of fasting, as passed on to us from an ancient middle-eastern tradition, which Jews call Pascha and Muslims Ramadan.

>angry oilers fan finally being woke to the leafs dynasty thats about to hit
at least you had gretzky for a few years

Leaf fans are more akin to your special nephew.

Onions rings are a shit tier appetizer for poorfags. You kids really need to fuck off with this nonmeme

Yeah that’s done them a lot of good the last 10 years

>john tavares is a traitorous snake
returning to your home town makes you a traitor?
why didnt the islanders offer him then if they wanted him so badly

>mad
>at food
kekking intensely at this uncultured swine

when the leafs win the cup im gonna celebrate with poutine and an ice cold molson

>can't name a better side

They already are. Both the mens team but especially the womens team, have seen a sharp incline in attendance and interest among general public. China it seems is dead serious about competing for a medal in 2022 (probably the womens team). Also all the North Americans who have chinese ancestry dont count as imports so they could ice the exact same team they use now + a few more asian American players who are in NCAA/U-Sport

>he doesn't enjoy greasy fried meat with lots of salt

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they're way down the list for sure
even below mozzarella sticks and friend portobello mushrooms

For me, it’s a Labatt’s

You are in the bar and this guy suddenly slaps your gf's ass
What do you do?

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your mom's ass is a great side dish

Pull his pants down

in my home country of india hockey is getting more popular. my cousins watch the leafs games whenever the timezones work out.

i’m only three inches shorter than him I could prolly take him

Knock him out with the stool.

Charge him 1000$ because I know he can pay it easily or sue for sexual assault and ruin his entire life

Reminder that in Peter Pocklington's book, he almost swapped entire teams with Toronto ahead of the 1981-82 season, but leafs owner Harold Ballard backed out last minute, killing any chance of Toronto getting the greatest player ever to play hockey

you posted that at like 4am or some shit.

we're back in the 1st wild card spot. zzzz

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To my dads giant cock as your main course

how unpatriotic of you user

Put a stone in my sling and start winding up.

Awesome.

Can you do the west and yourself a favor and start losing?

I respect the Leafs hatred of most Canadian hockey fans. If the Yankees hadn't won a championship in fifty years they would not be nearly as hated as they are, and certainly not as hated as the Maple Leafs are.

To pay money for a jersey like this, spend money just to remind Leafs fan passersby McDavid is better than Matthews and he's in Edmonton and not Toronto, is really something.

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its possibly prehistoric from what is modern day germany

Panthers and Coyotes have fans?

Oh I this is my time to shine. Over the past few years I've slowly molded my teeth into razor sharp edges. From the front you can't tell a difference but if you look at the back from a mirror you quickly realize that they have been molded down to be as sharp as diamonds. With one quick lunge and bite I would be able to rend at least a few pounds of flesh from his upper shoulder, rendering him incapable of fighting and allowing myself time to escape back into the wilderness.

for me, its Ass Eatin Szn with the number 69

Are NYI goalies actually good or did they improve so much due to coaching?

How and when did bulju get injund?

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As he leans back in his recliner chair during the playoffs to watch the Leafs play he will feel confident in his $150 purchase.

--->

Quality post

Lehner is a very good tendie who was discarded by his last team because of mental illness and substance abuse problems. But he didn't stop being good at his job.
Greiss is a pretty good tendie who just had zero defensive help last year, and now has nothing but defensive help this year, which is mostly due to coaching.

>molded
They have a brush for that.

>to watch the leafs lose to Boston in the 1st round again

Yes, and when Matthews is invisible again, his purchase will be a quality one

>"You're old enough to remember the days when Gretzky used to come out at Maple Leaf Gardens and play the best game of the year and bury the Leafs on a Saturday night..."

>Hitchcock: "Yeah the same thing McDavid is gonna do tonight."

Y I K E S

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february 15th when he played against the hurricanes
its unknown the exact time the injury occurred
but between you and i, my theory is that bulju decline seb's invitation to join and roster and dealt with the consequences of the offer himself

car parts desu
most dominant season in decades

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Honestly we only need one superstar to show up.. It's nice having three of them to rely on.

let's unite /hoc/ in remembering one of the greatest moments of hockey history, the muthafucking golden goal, which happened on this day 9 years ago
>youtube.com/watch?v=TuGG9hV1tos

Can't wait for deluded Laffs fans to finally get BTFO

>Tavares
>show up
>in the playoffs

pick a maximum of 2

Based.

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THE GOLDEN GOAAALLLLL

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>because of mental illness and substance abuse problems.

>the rogue goalie...he operates on the fringe of rule...almost on his own morality...but he gets the job done....Bobrovsky, you'll be working with him on this one...and no bitching.

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CaNaDa HaSnT WoN SiNcE NiNeTeEn NiNeTy ThReE

ahh i miss the vancouver olympics

Crosby is my age and he has played with almost all the legends. How lucky.

lol but they haven't

Lads, LADS

Can we all stop shitflinging for a second and remember that we can all agree on one thing:

FUCK the Habs

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look at this leafs fan thinking his team is relevant and bragging about 13 cup they won back when they only competed with 5 other teams

listen here you cocky little shit. the leafs are garbage and they haven't won shit since 1967 and they aren't going to win another cup ever again. period.

>matthews and marner shows up
>beat the bruins in 3 games
next

hopefully. just put stalock in and every young new player. good for the team and good for the tank.

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t. fangay of a team that still brags about cups won in the 80s

honestly I sometimes forget miller still plays in the League, he had a great Olympic performance that year

>angry jets fan
how much antifreeze have you drank today?

>Matthews
>show up
>in the playoffs

Pick a maximum of 2

You should know this with how invisible he was the last 2 years

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hey yo what the fuck

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Hockey started in 2005

Labatt’s is very canadian, tastes better than molson and doesn’t have a ridiculous markup

lel thought it was Nylander in the thumbnail not Laine

But reminder Nylander and Lucic both have 5 goals

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hockey started in 2013

They should force them to rename the team to the croissants or eiffel towers. The Leafs are the one true Canadian team.

still remember where i was watching this game

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Interesting start to this thread to say the very least but I am excited for a new edition of /hoc/ and of course very excited to see what you will all post :)

>tastes better

Just say you enjoy the taste of piss and get on with it. You probably think Kokanee is a good alternative too

based and redpilled. imagine how deluded you would have to be to consider them "Canada's Team". what a fucking joke. Leafs fans are cancer

>Labatt’s is very canadian
its the least canadian of all the major breweries left in canada as anheuser-busch inbev has complete control of all decisions regarding the canadian market
>tastes better than molson
subjectively
>and doesn’t have a ridiculous markup
this depends on where you purchase

No
Kokanee is miller-tier

leafs fans aren't even human. they are closer to insects or robots

>Nylander
is he the biggest candian bust in recent years?

You know the Leafs are Canadas team when the jealous fans of other franchises based in Canada can't help but try and keep them down.

You mean
>rags

>anheuser-busch inbev has complete control of all decisions regarding the canadian market
But the recipe remains the same
Moosehead is the only brewery in Canada without any American intereference

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

that proves that they aren't Canadas team because everybody in Canada outside of Toronto hates them

New thread

hard shant

early shan't

REAL ON TIME NEW

Team Canada is Canada’s team

>Moosehead is the only brewery in Canada without any American intereference
eh, perhaps at the largest level and the purest sense
the molson coors merger left molsons with completel control over the canadian market and 50% voting power in the company

there are other labels available nationally that was 100% canadian owned like steamwhistle or muskoka brewing

>early
fuck off

Absolutely shall not
Absolutely shall

>"we're [country]'s team because everyone outside of [local area] hates us"

This is some next level autism

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>there was only 5 teams! That means it's easier!

Talent was concentrated. Not like today where 70% of the players are actually AHL caliber.
Most of what you're watching on tv is watered down talent and really minor league hockey being sold at professional prices. Not to mention the easy, shit divisions that allow shit teams to make the playoffs and have an easy path. Like Vegas last year. It's a joke, and it's Bettman's rigging.

The more teams, the easier it is to rig. Great players get placed in a handful of teams, the rest of the league is minor league players. Easy wins, easy playoff paths, guaranteed success for the chosen ones.

Keep doing those mental gymnastics to ignore the truth, lafflet. It doesn't make you any less retarded

As much as I hate Toronto and Mutthews in particular it's not right to say he was "invisible" in that series. He led the Leafs in shots on goal and was among their best performers in lots of metrics. He was on a line that got shut down, the Bruins made a point of stopping him but several Leafs were more disappointing in that series

I was there. Pretty crazy

Today I will remind them that the sunbelt owes it's cup to the snowbelt

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boomer