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Abbie Eaton +4.203 seconds off the pace in the first Super2 session. Be interesting to see how much she improves over the weekend.

Just needs to keep the thing off the walls.

Tbh lad that formatting is a bitch to read.
You really should format it as:

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Didn’t even think. Sorry mates.

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Really says a lot about the >fucking state of muh car dealership relevant diesel 4 door high ground clearance so called "ute" racing.

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but it says world's best technology on the side

4 door is clearly a pickup truck by US standards at least, distinct from the red car which is obviously an Ute.

why doesn't ferrari have mcdonald's livery?

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they look so slow

webbum of the carrera cup crash??

Because they are

>That's when Shane pulled in right beside me – leaving absolutely no room to get out. I was annoyed because it was uncalled for; it was a rubbish act of sportsmanship.

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>4 months later
>still seething

Wow, SVG mentally destroyed him good.

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Leg-End cheers.

Petition to change Classic Muscle to Boomer Racing?

Nah, that was >pic related

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Best non f1 car race event of the year.

F

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How can Hamilton lose? He's the fastest driver.
He'll be a 12 time world champion

>another thread filled with off topic posts

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what do you guys think of Conor Daly?

oh god they still have one of the old shitty hot rod bodied cars on the grid

>reposting for new thread

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>Charlotte up to 14th after starting 25th

APOLOGISE

>not knowing ozcar is a treasured part of /f1/

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for me, it's Adrián Puente

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>these nasty digital billboards

also can't believe that 27 is still there

who is this autist that keeps sperging over the v8 cars? they look like works of art compared to todays aero covered limousines. the only redeeming factor is their corset esque rear
jej nice one

wow her armpits must be so sweaty and gross after that haha right guys that would be so gross haha

>Charlotte starts 25th due to car problems during qualy
>finishes 13th

BASED

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>tfw mclaren has the fastest car this year and lelonso is eternally BTFO

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Friendly reminder that Ferrari, as an official partner of Shell, is the 2018 Nascar Champion

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>If we want, we drive 1.16er times
>At some point you have to drive around with 30 kilos of fuel to see what your car feels like when it's lighter. It happens that the driving behavior changes completely. You do not want to be surprised in Melbourne.
>We hope that with our concept we have a greater development latitude than our competitors
t. Vasseur and Beat
auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/sauber-alfa-romeo-platz-4-2019/

>its not rocket science
>literally aerodynamics
reeeee

First Supercars practice session of the year is go!

Stream:

>McLaren show up to Melbourne with the fastest car
>Sainz puts it on pole and gets a podium in the race
>Suddenly Norris "voluntarily steps down" and Alonso is driving his car in China
>Alonso wins 10 races and the championship
>"I theenk ehhh this ees possiblee derr eehhhh greatest comebag in Fomel Juan Heestory"
>Retires once more

James Golding first crash of the season. TAB would have given very short odds on that haha.

Goddamn the wing on Mustang is fucking huge. American ricer tier.

>practice
>3 cars binned already
noice

adelaide ALIVE, innit

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>Replying to a gimmickposter

McLel is ready to shaft Sainz for Alonslow

>Anton De Paskal :D

As someone who isn't a fucking retarded zoomer kid, most 2009-2013 cars look like absolute liquid spewing ass. The only things even in the league of this ugly are the immediate post ground effects cars with teeny tiny sidepods and ginormous rear wings and a few 70s "how to put wing!?" monstrousities.

The only aero appendages they relegalized in the '17 rules were bargeboards and those have been shrunk down again, even in '09 they had the goofy shit at the front of the sidepods happening.

>paskal wehrlein :D

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oh fug D:

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If the opportunity comes to bake bread I'll included it in the OP

Mix in step noses and camera pod cheating and you have something truly transcendently awful. There was some bad '14 cars but nothing since 2015 has been even close to this kind of atrocity.

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>ferrari not out

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God I hate those fucking tall and slim rear wings. What the fuck were they thinking when they introduced the regs for those. Truly awful, horrifying, vomit inducing and disgusting

>What the fuck were they thinking
We want better racing.

ALFA
F
L
A

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I don't even pay attention to how cars look anymore; it's a lost cause. Just focus on the racing.
To me cars haven't looked or sounded right since the days of Keke Rosberg.

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>ferrari out

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Honestly, I could live with these cars. I'd much prefer this over the halo, at least when they didn't have the step noses.

>ferrari in again

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You have no taste if you can even tolerate pencildick rear wings

:DDDD

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Any news from my favourite team?

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It's quite funny that those regs were intended to improve the racing, but they actually made it significantly worse. Because the front wing extending past the wheels meant they had the opportunity to sculpt the air around the front wheels. In other words, the teams explored stupidly complex solutions to a problem that shouldn't have existed.

Hulk is P5 with 17 laps

I like these posts

>Merc does 1.18.0 on hards
How will Sky team, Buxton and Autosport pundits spin this as ze underdogz?

>1:18:097 on C2s
Pack it up boys it's another year of MWL

>yes yes ze team haz been working really haard to bring deze updates on teim

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If Blessed is half a second ahead in Australia I will lynch Toto.

Not bad, let's hope Mercedes gets DSQ and we can have actual races this season.

>DSQ
>Mercedes

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nyoom

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Hi I just read the news, can we doompost about the 2019 season now?

I still like the classic HIDF better

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no, because it's our year

>HAMILTON OVERDRIVES HIS CAR TO TOP TESTING TIMETABLE EVEN THOUGH MERC IS 0,5S BEHIND
>MERCEDES STILL BEHIND, HAMILTON STILL GETTING BETTER?
>FIRST MERCEDES UPDATES CAR IN ONE WEEK, NOW HAMILTON TOPS TIMES IN WORSE MACHINERY

We never stopped doomposting user

brb throwing mercs into my badger team

>1:18:097

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I fucking despise this man and everything he stands for. He is a typical soulless corporate psychopath.

>"After thorough checks, we found that Seb’s off yesterday was due to a wheel rim issue. The rim had been damaged a few seconds before by an impact with a foreign object,"

>people think Mercedes was pushing it with the 1:18 time
Wait until they activate ze turbo, made from all underdog metal

*tips balaclava*

amus yesterday
>"We're hearing more and more in the paddock that the Merc is slower than previously assumed. Fuel-adjusted they've been slower than Sauber, Haas and Renault in the first week of testing. We're already hearing about a gap of 1 second. By how much the new aero package is faster cannot be properly judged yet."
yes yes, merc are unterhunds

The only medias that don't run retarded WE ARE ZE UNTERHUNDEN narrative are Finnish and Italian

>be mercuck
>cry wolf for 6 years straight
>on the 7st year car is actually shit
>hamilcuck still wins
The day will cometh when the big bad Wolff will cry wolf for real and nobody will believe them

Anglo media will believe Mercedes unconditionally as long as Sutil's queen drives for Merc.

How can mer-"cock up the ass"-cedes be exposed then

When someone from /f1/ gets a journalist job at one of the Anglo propaganda outlets and start to undermine the narrative from within.

I'll volunteer, I'm sick of my current job anyway

Is this years Merc the greatest underdog story ever. Miracle on tarmac.

>Hamilton just did a 1:17:403 with C2
What new hobby would you recommend for this year /f1/?

sharpshooting

Brap sniffind is the new hip hobby.

Hamiltonposting

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Birdwatching

Masturbating

i like his accent tho

>damaged a few seconds before by an impact with a foreign object

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Finnish F1 news
>Check out this new adorable photo about Robin and Kimi

Kimi just posted a 1:14.888 on C2!!!

HULKMANIA

Implying Alfa haven't been sandbagging this whole time

For me, it's death.

>Whilst we continue to learn more about the FW42 on track, off track our friends at @PKN_ORLEN have been teaching us about a tradition observed in Poland called Fat Thursday!
twitter.com/WilliamsRacing/status/1101041543467671552

based orlen

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Told you so, and even that isn't really pushing it Running WILD

Why does she not look human

Based Kreppel

Updated list:
1. Mercedes
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2. McLaren
3. Red Bull
4. Ferrari
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5. Renault
6. AR
7. STR
8. Racing Point
9: Haas
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10. Williams

Since when did McLaren start doing well?

NASCAR

>Believing McLel times
Wake me up when they can do 1:18s on a C3

If Goblando shits the bed and Sainz will get regular podiums will Alonso get back? Surely he'd race for wins if Sainz would get podiums.

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Agreed

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>Strulovich 1:18:000
You guys better expect Merc to be 2-3 secs ahead from now on

do you really believe what you just said? mclaren will be fighting hard to score points, podiums = L O L

>Hallo? Ja ist zis Sky F1? Ve need Sie to run ze unterhunden narrative härter und schneller, ok? Ze fans are getting ze scent of our Lügen

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>What's happening?
>I don't have power.

>Mercedes is entering the new season as the clear favorite and reigning champion of several years Lewis Hamilton is expected to have no trouble keeping his title
>Mercedes has produced undisputably the superior machine, which makes Hamilton's practice pace seem oddly lackluster compared to his main rivals
>Stress is clearly beginning to show on the world champion, as an uncharacteristic slip up denies him pole despite having the fastest car

>Is Hamilton beginning to lose his nerve?

>sources inside the paddock question his motivation

>rumors tell about a replacement waiting in the wings

Oh, the possibilities.

We're gettign to the point where we might just start posting these in German altogether

Did Williams get last year's engine or something?
Even a shitter like Stroll can do a 1:18 on C2s

>implying its the engine

Williams is just a shit team top to bottom lad.

*gets fired for not using the approved opinions and talking points reference list of the publication*

I know Williams are dogshit but why are they still going for Merc engines when they can't even use its full potential

you might be the best and funniest poster in this general

Philippines, I know your country is a bit deluded, but seriously if you had the best engine in the field by fucking miles, plus had the prestigious options of either going Honda or staying where you were, what the fuck would you choose?

How can one man be so based lads

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based samefag

Discounts due to Toto formerly being part of Williams and hiring Mercedes junior drivers like Russell.

You had a point there lad
Hope Willy delivers 107% memes

HEY HEY TOTO
HEY TOTO HEY

BASIERTER LÜGENMANN

HEY HEY TOTO
DER UNTERHUND

VISIERT DEN TITEL AN

NANANANA NANANANANANANA TOTO

>Toto Vicky
>Thick Toto

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JEV seething at electric Charlie

lad, is there a mega link of kubica's fp1 at the red bull ring or yas marina do you know?

>electric Charlie

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Meanwhile Leclerc does a 1.17.3 on C2 and nobody cares

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>video when

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Ladies and gentlemen, your 2021 F1 WDC

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I wonder how much time he spends grooming himself per day

Sky's got you, famalamalam

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Leclerc fastest

The fuck is a Dev 3 anyway?

I wonder if FIA will be a stupid fucking buzzkill and shorten all DRS zones because of
>durrf it only assist car bhind to da braken zone!!!!!

Where are you getting those meme numbers from Hans?

wait, you want to see drive-bys when car in front has 0 chance of defending its position? that's beyond disguisting, but i guess you'll be satisfied this year. wow gimi pressed a button and drove by ricciardo despite being 0.8s behind entering the straight, it's as exciting as watching cars passing each other on a highway, such a buzz

>Hey guise our tracks are complete shit for overtaking except for a few so let's make DRS 25% more powerful
>Let's just remember that we need to also shorten every DRS zone on every track by 25% because who wants to see flybys lmao :^)
>*DRS overhaul ends up helping shitall*

Reminder that DRS was suppose to be a temporary solution

Should DRS be allowed to be used by a driver in any area of the track & in any conditions?

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>catch someone on the track
>fly past them with DRS
>continue driving faster
What is the problem with this? The passed driver can take back the position on the next DRS zone if they're fast enough to keep up.

Lap record is within reach, Vettee might go bananas and do 1:15's tomorrow.

no
too much of a disadvantage in case it breaks

They need to stop having DRS checkpoints and instead have a more fluid system

IMAGINE being a glory-hunting, bandwagoning Ferrari customer (MUH SUCCESS) when you can support the sympathetic underdogs of Mercedes, the humble Silver Arrows who have been in the sport since 1954 and not managing to win more than 5 WCCs in all that time.

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1

Mick Schumacher

PREMA Racing

1:24.028

34

2

Jack Aitken

Campos Racing

1:24.240

43

3

Louis Delétraz

Carlin

1:24.247

41

4

Nicholas Latifi

DAMS

1:24.294

43

5

Nyck de Vries

ART Grand Prix

1:24.357

39

If you are serious then pls kill yourself as swift as possible.
As a Finn you should not find that difficult.

Well isn't that just the same if someone has a gearbox or engine issue during a race?

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good point actually
engine and gearbox should only be allowed to be used at two points on the track as well

When fans said they wanted more overtaking, they didn't mean cruising past on a straight.

Let us take your idea a little further

But yeah if a series uses a gimmick such as DRS there should be the option for it to be activated whenever the drivers chooses regardless of gap to the car in front

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Big wing

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7 seconds max DRS per lap but you can deploy it anywhere you want.

G
O
O
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C
A
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I am ready.

I don't think that when fans said they want more overtaking they wanted FIA to change DRS to be more effective but also reduce DRS zone length so that nothing changes

have you rubbed your dick on it yet? or the russian queer's dick for that matter?

and at the same time you are REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing when hamilton slices through the field because no one is defending and even isn't able to youtube.com/watch?v=IFWLOMoBQoA youtube.com/watch?v=XEacd_XaOdc REEEEEEE why is it so easy for him, eff un is so boring, hamilton what a nibber REEEEEE

what said

An easy fix would be to keep DRS but have it be always open and you can only close it during corners to increase downforce.

Thoughts?

What about a Drag Increase System (DIS) for better downforce through corners, so that overtaking happens in the turns rather than the straights?

What about just scrapping that crutch all together and re-introduce F-ducts?

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need stickier tyres or road for that.

>My little retard can't be this mad!
Hamilton fought back in Hockenheim and Britain because Mercedes 2018 is/was 2-3 secs faster than the rest of the field in race trim. DRS helps sure but when you're that much faster in race trim who cares about DRS.

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It would be impossible to provide the same downforce increase for all cars due to inherently different aero philosophies. A DRS is easier because the rear wing flap is very easy to regulate to provide the same drag reduction for everyone.

Was it silverstone 2017 or 2018 when both mercs and ferraris were running nose to tail late in the race? I remember that shot of them all snaking through faggots and mecketts was utter kino

What happened to Mick, mid last year he was like maybe occasional podium level, and he suddenly went GOAT mode?

This bong knows whats up

get in we're going to change f1

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Just set it so that you can open the other guy's DRS just before corner.
What could go wrong?

2018

Liberty should address the growing problem that is Chu-Chu-Cabrillas at race venues

I have a feeling Bernie is involved but I have no proof to back this one up desu

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Slayed Floersch and activated Beast Mode

Is Flörsch carrying the next one in Schumacher lineage?

I have not

Why even bother with DRS and DIS? We need to go further and allow active aero

EVERYONE is going faster today, I don’t think Mercedes time on stiffy tires is a big deal

Williams were good once, then Paddy happened.

Apparently he was shit at qualifying and got it sorted out

>t. oto

yet 90% of advantage comes from cornering, not on straights where all this ridiculously easy overtaking takes place thanks to stupid drs. they may show blue flags instead, doesn't make any difference

Lost his virginity and unlocked his true powers.

>smallest engines ever
>longest cars ever

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Bring back refuelling, no one even died

1. Leclerc (Ferrari) 1’16”231
2. Albon (Toro Rosso) 1’16”882
3. Norris (McLaren) 1’17”084
4. Gasly (Red Bull) 1’17”091
5. Hulkenberg (Renault) 1’17”496
6. Stroll (Racing Point) 1’17”556
7. Giovinazzi (Alfa Romeo) 1’17”639
8. Hamilton (Mercedes) 1’18”097
9. Russell (Williams) 1’18”130
10. Magnussen (Haas) 1’18”199
Pole 2018: Hamilton (Mercedes) 1’16”173

we need smol cars back
overtaking did die every time they made overcut

>yet 90% of advantage comes from cornering, not on straights
Did I deny that, you retard? No. Fucking idiot. Even with DRS last year was a fucking snorefest overtake wise. The point I am making (which you with your slavic IQ of 80 are unable to comprehend) is that making DRS more effective DOES NOT HELP IF DRS ZONES ARE SHORTENED

Imagine it
>free engine layout
>overall fuel limit with refueling allowed
>DRS scrapped
>F-ducts
>rain-medium-soft compounds
>halo not mandatory

She looks like a flat Victoria, should I name her Stikky?

F-duct is literally the same as DRS, just achieved differently.

It's less binary

>halo not mandatory
Ok, we need to talk now, why do you want to kill racing drivers? Is this some sick fetish of yours?

jews

We could also re-introduce fiddle brakes

I say, let it be up to the individual driver.
or maybe even [spoiler]the team[/spoiler]

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this guy has got the right idea. make DRS the F1 version of push-to-pass in Indycar.

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>tfw you will never fugg Sophia prone bone in the hotel knowing dickbum is forced to listen next door

How does push-to-press work in Indy?

i love you (no homo).

what else is /f1/ supposed to be filled with between seasons?

motorsport.com/f1/news/mercedes-needs-more-compete-ferrari/4345276/
Wewuzzing continues :D

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is ferrari back to one driver a day or is vettee completly out for testing ?

Just Leclerc getting a full day today, because he lost yesterdays running after Vettel binned the car.

*activates DRS in parabolica*
heh, nothin personnel, kid

[Unterhunds in German]

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>vettee bullied to a status of number 2 driver even before season starts
based Charles, based ferrari team orders, based briatore

no comment

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I would feel shame if I turned back at F1, let Carlos win you fucker

Refueling killed Massa's WDC dreams

Vettel gets the full day tomorrow so yes they stopped swapping mid day.

No that was glock

kekekekekekek

>Forgetting Singapore

Michael actually woke up from his coma years ago, but he's being kept imprisoned by Mick to harvest his racing powers.

>“Obviously I think as [with] everything we are not flat-out,” Leclerc told RaceFans and other media after his benchmark run. “There’s still some margin, a bit obviously in myself I still have to learn and get more comfortable with the car.”
Fucking based The Clerk
racefans.net/2019/02/28/leclerc-says-he-was-not-flat-out-on-quickest-lap/

>Forgetting fucking Silverstone

So it looks like cars are quite a bit faster than last year. Who said they would be slower?

>Who said they would be slower?
Da expurts on Sky and Autosport

When they push the button, they get an additional 60hp. I guess it works by increasing the fuel flow.

I unironically think they would be quite slower, I mean, what tyres used to qualify last year?
>t.brainlet question

I think it worked by giving the car more RPMs. Must also be something in the Engine ECU. Only Champ Car used it I think, I don't think Indycar or IRL used it.

But one problem with that was the driver you're trying to pass can easily use "press to pass" to defend an overtake as well.

Pirellis.

Indycar still uses it

Pretty much this. Why do you think they scrapped the V10?

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>Disqualified

ah well

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Just KERS with a different name

>But one problem with that was the driver you're trying to pass can easily use "press to pass" to defend an overtake as well.
That's the good thing. It becomes more of a strategy deciding when to use it or not. That's better than DRS with its "driver behind just cruises by lol"

Yep, they gonna be slower this year, just wait to australia.
>Only they gonna be faster on baku

it is a fucking snorefest, because overtakes are too easy precisely due to drs existence. you don't remember shit from races because it's all the same press go faster button in designated overtake zone

this is their goal, you mong
>The main advantage for us is that we’ll be able to make the DRS effective on shorter straights. We look at how effective the DRS is at each circuit and then we try to tune it in order that you have to be within four-tenths of the car in front to make it work.
not like it's going to work, because they're as clueless as you, but having more powerful drs in the same zone as before at, let's say hungaroring and spa, is quite a bit different. does your 200iq brain comprehend the end result and that maybe, maybe they should shorten zeroskillovertakingzones at some circuits?

>KERS
>Kinetic Energy Recovery System
except there is no energy recovery going on at all. So it's nothing like KERS, only if you think of it as "vroom vroom, it makes the car go faster"

>Who said they would be slower?
that was the objective of the changes.
PSYCH!

First day of testing
>Over 120 posters
Off season and last days of testing
>65-90 posters

What did they mean about this?

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Yeah, it's just a boost button which is all KERS ever was

Lads, I don't think I'll resist to another HWL year.

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MWL 2014-2021

>car not ready for practice
>car not ready for qualy
>get 1 lap in qualy in an ill handling piece of shit
>start race in 28th, finish 13th, despite car still being an ill handling piece of shit
>get DQ'd for being slightly underweight

Didn't know she was driving for McLaren...

HWL is ok if he is fighting for it and coming from behind like this season.

at least she has the best handling chassis on the grid

>gasly

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>gassy crashed again
Blyat gonna take back the Redbull seat baby

Oh shit ded

*Albon

>it is a fucking snorefest, because overtakes are too easy precisely due to drs existence. you don't remember shit from races because it's all the same press go faster button in designated overtake zone
No, you fucking Russian rapebaby. If DRS didn't exist, everyone would finish in the order they qualified if there were no mechanical problems or strategy blunders. Are you so dumb you think we can have a new 2003-2008 era if we didn't have DRS?
>does your 200iq brain comprehend the end result and that maybe, maybe they should shorten zeroskillovertakingzones at some circuits?
Yes, my Ancient Finngolic brain s quite able to understand what happens with powerful DRS and a nice straight. You seem to think in that microcephalitic head of yours that chasing the lead car down is somehow easy and then having to fight for position again in the next DRS zone because the guy you overtook now has DRS.

>GASTLY

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>HWL is ok if he is fighting for it and coming from behind like this season
>this season
Where did you find the script for 2019?

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>It's okay if it plays into ze unterhund narrative

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I'm not a jap you fucking retard

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Fat fuck

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> coming from behind like this season
t.oto

Yeah, you're a weeb nonce school teacher.

What good is your flag here if you aren't telling us about nipples or posting frown face cat emojis

haha epic xD. I love your blacked webm btw

Me in the 2000 Minardi shirt

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absolute state of frech drivers lmao

>I'm not a jap, I'm just an uber weeb who LARPs as a jap

Yikes.

Fun fact, that Lego kit has only a little less plastic than Niki Lauda’s face

criminally underrated, have a (You)

ETERNAL HAPPYNESS TO RUTH

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But nowhere near this level

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huge keke

Ruth needs to become a true milf

>HAPPYNESS TO RUTH
>Leclerc's accent

Hmm....
youtube.com/watch?v=N9JOUcd_GFk

>LEGO
Fuck off straya

I'd tell you to fuck off too, but I can't be bothered to mouse over your irrelevant flag.

So you didn't tell me to fuck off?
Great

I'm sure someone will do it for me.

She could really handle my strategy

We'll see

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w e w

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Fuck off idiot

Would the halo have saved him?

Based Toothpaste

He sure showed me with that free >(You)

this fucking meme again, it's as true as saying pole position guarantees you a win on sunday, ie bollocks. all drs results in is complacency, no impetus for change and racing for intellectually challenged, "look mom, hamilton passed vetlel like you passed that van on a highway yesterday, share, like, retweet :OOOO". idiot

>following cars is not easy
>let's give them even better ZOOM ZOOM button
>let's leave ZOOM ZOOM zones as they were
>no actual fight for position
>if (((overtake))) happens it's meaningless
>there is no "then", that's it, dirty air yo, see ya
hopefully you will fuck off together with gimi and bottas soon

Almost as good as this.

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Entire rear assembly looks detached.
Possible monocoque failure.
AMX better hope their is another chassis.

ricciardo bless

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Or it is just the transaxle, and the engine mountings are still fine to the chassis.

based. death to finland.

@91164902
How do you like that you cunt?

this is a blue board

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>ChassisAbuse.com

Beautiful.
Now kiss.

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Sure, after 3 laps of overtaking one another, both drivers have tires which are worth about half a shit.
You will also lose more time per lap with overtaking, because drivers will be forced off the ideal line after every DRS zone, not just occasionally.
Right now the driver who is in front barely loses time defending, the one behind is losing much more.If the one if front loses more time, it makes the pair easier targets for the drivers behind them. Bunches the field up.
But, that's just my guess on what will happen with overtaking this year.

Oh and wider front wings means more contact between drivers, hopefully.

who is the rbr reserve ?

love ruth

Buemi.

probably Buemi for the next 10 years

They could bump kvyat up again so they can demote him later in the season

Me

shut up bitch

>this fucking meme again, it's as true as saying pole position guarantees you a win on sunday, ie bollocks.
Would you prefer F1 be a nice little display of sponsors while the cars circle the track without doing any moves because tyres overheat in the aero wake of another car so your autistic brain doesn't get overloaded with stimuli? Or if they do a move it's a Verstappen divebomb/divecrash because doing anything else is impossible.
>look mom, hamilton passed vetlel like you passed that van
What prevents Vettel from attacking Hamilton? What prevents this duel becoming better with powerful DRS?
>no actual fight for position
Yeah like it fucking works with today's driving standards. People like Verstappen and Ocon just close the doors on a corner and hope the other one yields because MUH CORNER rule. Without DRS someone like Verstappen can just keep blocking and blocking for 50-70 laps until win. What an exciting battle for position.
>hopefully you will fuck off together with gimi and bottas soon
Kinda ironic seeing that you rate a literal boomer cripple.

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what's ricciardo doing back at red bull?

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not even saying they looked that good, but better thna today. continue to sperg with your leddit tier memes
>some bad cars in 2014
you mean penis noses, the worst looking cars in the history of f1? now we are steeped in fuckhuge limousine hell. they all look the same with weird proportions, halos, and ugly aero disguised in black.

Wings falling off are Ric's business nowadays it seems

GIMI

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kek

where is this from?

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His IG instagram.com/kimimatiasraikkonen/

I bet none of the other drivers prepare their own seats; buncha primadonnas

based gimi

Do you think drivers ever struggle coping with the fuck a simple crash like this probably costs millions? I would be pretty bummed to know that I just caused such massive cost to my team. In a fucking test of all places. Imagine how much shit Grosjean has broken. Does he ever think about it?

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>coping with the fuck
coping with the fact*

Do I swear too much?

>kimimatiasraikkonen: I didnt go to school for nothing.

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I don't think Grosjean gives a shit. The drivers in a top team don't give a shit, cause it will get covered.

>sanding carbon without face mask

>Mercedes race sims faster than Ferrari

game over

GATO

>Charles Leclerc 1:16.231
that's better than Vettel's Q3 time and only 0.04 behind Hamilton's poll time from Barcelona last year. fucking Albon's time is 0.7 behind poll while STR's best time last year at Spanish GP qualy was 2+ sec. behind poll

why is everyone legitimately pushing except for Mercedes?

I've wondered if the teams that hire shitty drivers for sponsorship money even break even compared to a better driver who doesn't bring in anything. The shittier driver crashes millions worth of equipment during a season and gets much less constructors point costing more millions to the team.

>Paddy Lowe assures he won't leave Williams
Welp, I'm sorry for the polish boy and specially Russell, he seemed to be a nice guy in person
But Willi is fucked as fuck

>giving money to YouTubers

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>Stroll

>Strulovichenbergenstein

First, it's pole, not poll.
Then, these time were set on tyres that Pirelli did not even bring to the Spanish GP last year.

2 crashes for the past 10 days! Helmut is going to KILL Gasly!

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Leclerc's race simulation:
>C2-C2-C2
>Average lap time: 01:22.278
0.3 faster than Bottas even with no C3 tyre

>It'll be another year of MWL

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>the (((fia))) say williams' mirrors are illegal

Sandbagging

>fire the wife of your #1 sugardaddy (Toto)
>he sets all his FIAmg contacts in motion and makes life hell for you
Such is life in modern F1

But I thought they were the underperros

I have insider knowledge

I bet he didn't realize that going to a smaller team with less resources would lead to that.

>Red Bull packing up everything

Good job Pierre

a driver is gonna die this year

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Missouri?

Lotus in 2012 wasn't exactly drowning in money. There might have been few in the team who were just slightly pissed off.

>this year
>with the halo
Probably not kiddo

That would be Albon, i don't even know how his face is, maybe in baku city

It will be Bottas.

Gonna be the worst crash in f1 history. Just watch, this is all planned.

Oh, so the car is gonna completely explode in the middle of the race disintegrading the body of the driver?

i think he meant die on track, not suicide out of shame and embarrassment in his hotel room

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*push*

Congratulations, you managed to post her bad side

Yes, BB-63.

I know, I can read.
I was just not sure whether the Missouri was 62 or 63

rude
why the h*ck?

I wanna put my head down on this bust, make a great meat sandwich with it and then proceed to BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR following Ruth's giggles
>I would do this all day

you shouldnt call someone's face their bad side, no matter how ugly they are

Alonso was long overdue.

She reminds me of a squirrel

It will be AMD AMX

Well she can store my nuts in her mouth anytime

Kek

You should be careful, these fuckers have the bad habit to rip the nuts off the bush, run away with them and bury them

I really really like these posts

just to be clear

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And that's how finland works

I'd bury them in her bush if you happen to catch my dorifto

Few know that there aren't actually any Finnish posters on /f1/ ; they're actually all German proxy users.

Based retards

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sshhhh

I am perplexed, what did he mean by this guys???

twitter.com/PKN_ORLEN/status/1101165072779538432
based ;_;

omg. That might be the most based and heartwarming thing ever ;___;

bogan trans-driver in f1 when?

y u no rate milkies

How nice of that girl to show the disabled man some of the technical things.

you mean in fromula WAG right ?

Yikes
this guy might actually sneak into a lucky win within the next season or two

>so she could feel emotion and atmosphere inside the team
Kubica turns autistic kids suicidal now.

Eastern Euro alphabets are so fucked up. e.g., like how did anyone look at cyrillic letters and think that's a good idea?

post yfw max cannot drive tomorrow

It's gonna be like Massa in Hungary 2009. But the spring bounces onto the Chest from the Halo

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>And it isn't because of the car

At least hulk never acted on his desires

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A car gets lodged in to the river in Montreal and halo traps the driver in the cockpit.

spending quality time with Thiccy tomorow?

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Pic related will happen at Monaco

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that video made me so sad

Important lesson: never trust a cheesehead

there's the arm but where's the rest of him?

lads why does gasly keep breaking the car

psychological midget

Should really rewatch some more Scrapheap Challenge

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>Alonso
He already survived tho
Plottweest: the character is actually named Fernando.

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Can we retroactively fill the bingo board?

This would get us a few I think.

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just looking 5 races ahead, what's the problem?

>amd amx/torpedo teammate battle
it's what the universe wants

hope vettlel loses out in the end

After Kvyat pulls off a meme race win.

Yes we can
I'm not arsed though :D

that lass was so hot to me when I was 14

Needs to be 0.5s faster to save us from Lewis

Noice

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Scrapheap Challenge was the shit. I miss Discovery when it was good.

I'm about to watch the Mortal Kombat movie.

Which driver would fulfil which role?

>Fleetbros posting in /f1/
Nice.

Amx as Reptile
Ricciardo as Baraka
Toto is Shao Khan

So lads, how do you say ZE UNDERDOGS in your language?

For me, it's I SOTTOCANI

Why are there even condoms with flavour? like nigga if u gon get ur dick sucked you dont put a condom first

There's girls who won't suck on a dick, but a dick wrapped with chemistry is fine.

ME OLTIIN ALTAVASTAAJIA JA PASKAA

Ze Underdogs.

patrician

vettel crash
streamable.com/3d83z

Why the fuck does Raiden look like a cheap Gandalf?

I'm a little bitch I couldn't take him

Someone shot at the wheelrim?

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lower left-front wishbone failure?

Die Unterhunds

Rim failure

If you pause it you can see the wheel comes off the rim

Reminds mi of TINSI

>wheel
*tyre

Ut was reported by Rari that the lefthand wheel rim failed due to being hit by a foreign object.

if F1 had this footage why didn't they show it in their Test 2 Day 2 highlight video on YouTube?

IF F1 HAD THIS FOOTAGE AND CAMERAS THERE WHY THE FUCK DIDNT THEY BROADCAST IT

doesn't look like official video, probably just bought the footage from some photographer that filmed it

Wanna buy a giuletta on the future, Am I doing it right guys?

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youtube.com/watch?v=3zpdP0GfNxY

alolso wants back in.
landone is done.

Фaк јy фeт мypикaн бacтapд

Enjoy you're Italian reliability

>not afla

but yes gimi check this

They fucked up the front with those buy eyes on the Giuletta desu, but the Giulia...now that's a beauty

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death to kimi and especially sainz.

alakoirat

from

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make that

It's still funnier if it's just Alfa Memeo because I still think the Spurdo needs to be sad for it to be funny if it was Afla

undoubtedly the best looking sedan on the market

yeah no please don't post that opinion a third time

>undoubtedly the best looking car* on the market
fux'd

It's funnier as Alfa Memeo, that's the end of it.

true actually

Yeah maybe on the future, future I can afford it, but now It's pretty realistic to aim at Giuletta first
>That's a based alfa car, so bautiful
>t. poorfag

Age is not being kind to Thiccy

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Bought an alfa romeo phone case lads

what does afla mean

uncanny

agla

All fags like anal

Autistic Faggots Laugh Aloud.

Cute Vicky

this is michael bay ninja turtles territory

A FUCKING LEAF AGAIN

oh for fucks sake the fat slag has had her lips done. all she needed to do was stay at chubby weight and she'd be fuckable deep into her 40s. now she's going to look like a used up slag at 28.

Americans Fuck Like Alphas

Maybe those big lips came from a punch from Jos

>lip injections
D R O P P E D

cringe

I'd hit my daughter if she went and got collagen injections like a fucking retard too.

>funny
Don't tell me you brain-dead boomers actually laugh at this shit

Jos doesn't discriminate he hits all women

He's definitely beaten his frogspawn too don't forget.

how do you know she has lip injections
t. unknower in women's plastic kirurgy operation spotting

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Of course. And his own father too with help from max

I do laugh at memes that are funny, but funny doesn't have to mean you LOL out loud. But Alfa Memeo with happy Spurdo is funnier than Afla Memeo with a happy Spurdo because the point of Afla is lost if you slap it on everywhere like a retarded zoomer you are.

Unmmmmm.... Sweaty.... Like, that's harassment, okay?

How did this dude get another ride in F1? Did he leave and actually do good in another series, or is he connected to the mob, or does he just kiss the right ass or what? He went from the tier 1 team, to the tier 2 team, to being fired, and now he's back behind the wheel?

Seems odd these days, yes?

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He is the only driver RBR has a connection to that can drive F1

>REEEEEE I hate muh country's driver

Fuck off contrarian.

bogpill soon

Marko ran out of small boys, kvyat was the only person left who was around and had a superlicence

Is that a contract deal, or are they just shit out of drivers?

>the mob

Fuck a certain Japanese animation show got my mind captured so much lately I had to read that word twice to understand the right context. But pretty much this I would love to see him kick out Gasly to make the cycle complete

The one guy they had in the pipeline missed out on super loicence due to slipping F3 championship to Schumacher and who then signed up to a gentlemen driver's winter series thinking it'd be easy 5 SL points but got schooled by Schumacher and a Japanese gentleman there after which he got told by FIA he won't get SL points anyway :D

Tldr please, this isn't your blog old gramps

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So he'll probably get the boot again as soon as they can find somebody to replace him then, unless he somehow miraculously can start getting wins....which I doubt.

Thanks.

Alfa Memeo is funnier than Afla Memeo if both images use same spurdo face.

Anime + fist + lube + anus

Make a new one with spurdo that fits afla then because I like it better

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>SPOONFEED ME!!!!!
Fucking newfags.

I've been on the internet longer than you can hold an erection my friend

Euros are such shitposters.
They're ruining the thread.

fuck seth

t. Newfag

>t. feeling left out, again

If it helps your ego mister boomer

stop seething mate

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Formula Ox > WRC > WEC > F1 > Supercars > Kabaddi > halfwheel

soon

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>implying I have a handbag

Alfa REEEEEE is the best

Imagine being such a helpless newbabby that you can't even make a simplistic edit of a picture

Imagine thinking I don't have better things to do with my life

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hate this webm for stopping before showing who's 3rd

Imagine claiming that you have better things to do while getting gridlocked into a pointless argument with anonymous person online

and yet you are here...

NEEEEEEEW

If he shows he is good (he is and he crashed less than Max has yet he was the torpedo somehow) it will be the young lad they have piled pressure on to be good that goes not him

Inb4 Hartley back and a Finn and Aussie neck themselves

That just doesn’t stop being funny