Hockey time
Canucks @ Avs
boomer bo finally might have somebody to play with
Pearson's first game as a Canuck
nucks will cup this year and loose out on huges and kaka.
LOCK HIM UP
Hi where are Kippers
Here
Put Pettersson back on the injury list
Can't remember the last time I saw an Avs game thread
Is all the old crew here?
a straight loss tonight and >we should be picking in the top 10 this year
>/hoc/ is obsessing about onion rings and bacon wrapped onion rings again
Shall stay here
wish we had more 6:30 games
Love 630 starts to desu.
awful
Why does sportsnet broadcast the anthems so much now. Weekend games sure but seriously enough for mid week games.
>hol up lemme just add my own pitch and timing to the anthems i'm sure people will love it
who is getting locked up?
boeser?
I have 25 eu bucks on Skele scoring 3 ponts. Wish me luck.
Maybe he does mean lock up Boeser for 7x8
the absolute state of mack's stick
If you aren't baked rn you aren't a real fan of either of these teams
>desu
fuck marry kill
1 fuck 2 kill 3 marry
Fuck 3
Marry 1
Kill 2
>Petersson probably has no idea who Zepplin is
Feels old man
Can't i just kill myself?
>dub sevens
spooky
Would drop a rock on all of them, desu.
he wasnt even 2 years old when linkin park released hybrid theory
Wow
I'd be baked right now if I didn't have shit to do after the game
>rantanen in charge of following through
Why couldn't POOliot get injured there
Holy FUCK that hit
Shame bro I'll burn one for you
The Avs PP is as dead as my grandpa
why the fuck don't they ever shoot
is that a brick wall in net?
Vancouver should have sold Markström at TDL. He could fetch them a 2nd with this season behind him. Full on Demnko and that other guy.
BIG MACK SKAAAAAR
damn he was wide open
I fucking DESPISE these weird filtered cameras lads. Especially the one that makes the blue on the canucks jerseys super bright.
I'd rather just watch the whole game from one of the corner board cameras than this shit
HOLY FUCK WHAT A RIP
OH HO HO
oh it's gonna be one of those games
bing bing
BIEGA SKKKAAAARRRR
If this turns out as the first game i'm happy as a clam. 6-5 or 5-6 let's go!
>7-6
Not really a surprise desu
getting rid of gudbranson allowed biega to scar there
>went to the kitchen for 3 mins
>come back
>its 1 - 1
wtf
Skelettersson is elite!
>outshot 10-3
>it's only 1-1
wew
wtf stream quality just went to shit, now its all blurry
nice interview you fucking niggers
>Yea Forumsvs a shit
t. avs fig
I wish I had some fig newtons right now
based benning righting wrongs hes done
this avs commentators is shit
>not listening to john and john
>cities other than Vancouver
>non-Nucks teams
there's already talk of getting moeser off the tv side
I just have the video feed with the radio on, their radio guy is much better
avs really don't want to win this
>pooperplay
The Johns sound like they are just sitting in the crowd. So fucking terrible.
>canucks are worse with a man advantage
>PP still absolute dogshit
>lmao I'll just make a slow pass across the entire ice with a defender right in the middle of it
Why can't >we try some north-south movement ffs
neither of these teams can score on the PP
unironically this
I don't mind hearing the crying Avs fans all game.
I don't understand how a team can be worse with a man advantage
>POOPERPLAY
team seriously needs someone who can shoot from the line. bowem byram come on down
lol beagle, that was so retarded. why even bother?
there is just no creativity to it at all. they just keep trying to force the cross ice one timer even tho every team knows its coming and is basically standing in a vertical line taking away the middle of the ice.
HAHAHA
>pp unit actually scored
bros what the fuck
>granshit
OH LAWDY
absolutely picked his pocket
I kind of figured >we would get blown the fuck out tonight. top 10 pick here we come
This. God almighty, they never try anything different
>getting scored on by the avs' flaccid PP
lmao
blame brown
Based fucking LandesGOD asserting his chadness
quick re-cap on the history here?
landeskog is a pretty bad fighter but perhaps he could beat roussel up
nah rousell is an angry frenchman he'll beat anyone up
But he used to be a frigging genius
I wanna impregnate the left qt
you mean the sedins were
Love hot takes from boomer Brukie
Marry 2
Fuck 1
Kill 3
don't wanna grow old and bitter lads
if you're on Yea Forums and you're not already bitter as fuck get out
You just learn to roll with it after a while. Hockey also helps.
nah i grew out of it. maybe 3 years ago
Just embrace it
wish I could
hating everything is starting to get old
you either get worse or better with age. guess you'll find out
wow this 2nd is ass
ALL THE
SMALL THINGS
Let's see a foight
I want to see Zadorov heem the fuck out of Roussel
Canucks clearly needs Gudbranson here.
DO SOMETHING
SCAR SOME FOOKIN GOALLLSSS
He really smoked that guy in the face
are canucks tanking or?
Somehow, despite having so far lasted 95 hours, this game is somehow only half over
There is no use of tanking anymore, or at least not this season when Avs have Ottawas first.
no they are trying hard. they just suck.
>You are to me
When you get friendzoned so hard you enter a whole new level.
yes, unintentionally
who is to blame for >you guys, the coach?
Just want the good times to come back again lads
jim bonning
I dont actually know anymore. This team is playing as best as they can but they just arent good so maybe?
who's the qt? looks like the new chick playing buffy
the drafting during the gillies era was pretty abysmal. its no wonder this team doesnt have many decent 22-27 year old players.
Coach is great, our GM is a good scout I guess but he hasn't done much else. I blame the owners not 100% committing to a rebuild 2-3 years ago, kept forcing management to make playoff pushes. I also blame all our shit contracts that include NMC/NTC's. Our old GM didn't really leave us with much.
dogshit blueline that can't clear the puck if their lives depended on it
Can anyone tell me why the fuck Goldy is on the 3rd line and not playing with Pettey and Brock. He is looking like one of our best wingers and more than deserves the spot on the top wing
zac macewans sister or gf
or both
>its actually his mom
Nobody beats the all-time champ
not really friendzoned but still
with the draft lottery rules as they are now, losing for 1st overall is a meme
Every day I disagree with the terrorists just a little less
c'mon fight already
As seen by Bo, Boeser and Pettey we don't even need a lottery pick
lmao he mad
oh cool we get a pp where we won't score again
just fucking fight pussy
>soft pp.jpg
lol why are they so upset by an obvious boarding call wtf
>all of these asv fans seething
fuck this gay earth
I know for a fact that the pepsi center a/v team makes it always look like it's not really a penalty
We actually didn't play to bad there though. Got a couple shots and at least we didn't just cough the puck up instantly.
yeah, the team needs time to develop
lots of prospects and cap space
Very grim.
While this makes me slightly mad, i always find out that it could be worse.
>Mario sound effects
>Crowd gets louder
Fuck that linesman.
>cheering that somebody got injured
almost philthy tier
I think we need 5 years and we could be a team as good as some of the top teams (excluding Tampa Bay because jesus christ they're insane). We should aim to be competitive within 3 and top 3 in the pacific in 4 years
gonna watch the 3rd at the gym tbhqh
ME LINESMAN
based
it's pretty retarded, but it's not the most retarded thing they do
Varly looking good.
The internet was better before the masses took it over
I like Varly. What ever happened to him beating the shit out of his model girlfriend?
>....... and with the 5th selection in the 2019 nhl draft
JACK HUGHES!
If we evolved on tropical beaches, then why do we have such a hard time walking on sand?
turns out he was framed for it and they settled out of court
check your privilege thin scum! No seriously, read this shit right here.
en.wikipedia.org
I mean, when you think about Samoans and Fijians and the like, it kinda makes sense. The Midwest and the Northeast are cold as fuck and filled with fat people. But yeah, fuck that landwhale.
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how hasn't this been deleted yet
holy shit ducks are so dirty
>framed for it
I could get away with so much shit if I were a millionaire backed by a billion-dollar company
Also she was trying to extort him so she could stay in the States and not have to go back to Russia.
so i watched the chl game last saturday on laffsnet and they did this little segment on peyton krebs. dude looks pretty solid. hes a real health/fitness nut off the ice and it seems like its really helping his game physically. 5 might be a bit high for him, but closer to 10 he might be interesting.
Jesus christ what a shitshow. Fucking women trying to get a bunch of money and make a scene.
even if he did actually do it, they settled out of court so it wouldn't matter
Roy got away with much worse anyway
the Colorado Avalanche select literally who
Because it is helmed by health at every size. I'll just give you this.
Varly should've beat in a closet door like Roy did near his wife to get some respect and put her in her place.
this whole "no fat shaming" movement makes me mad
I wouldn't mind people being fatasses, but when you start telling me it's healthy to be 700lbs I call bullshit.
At the gym lads
Squat for us
>Roy got away with much worse anyway
lel that's true. Varly was just buying into the system
Chest shoulders day lad
oh boy another "P"P
yikes I know vancouver's pp has been soft but right now they're just asking for it
>not squatting every day
Please just end us. We only have 2 or 3 players who should even be out on the PP
Pettey really needs to shoot more from than angle instead of waiting for the perfect pass. How is it these guys have played hockey for 20+ years and still don't know you just need to get it on the fucking net and eventually you'll get a lucky bounce
Christ I thought the Avs PP was bad
FIRE BROWN
Why are avs fans (in the stadium) so insufferable.
Cause half of them are from either: California, Texas, or Chicago. I hate to bitch about transplants but the last 10 years the crowds are less inclined to root for the Avs.
Goldobin has unironically looked like one of our best forwards all game
Better bench him again
Makes sense. It seems like a bunch of yuppie fags cheering for the dumbest shit and shooting onions from their nose every time the dumb fucking mario sounds play. Sorry you lost your city user
Some day Denver will stop being a target destination for transplants, I can't fucking wait.
Green will literally do this but unironically
Switch up the lines ffs
I'm just sad I can't get tickets for 10 bucks, when they were really bad over the last few years I got to go to a bunch of games. Only been to a few this season.
I got a ticket to Avs Tampa for $15, complete nosebleed seat but I snuck down to the 100 level halfway through the first.
Damn that's cheap. Can't even remember the last time I could get WHL tickets for that cheap
Is Horvat stoned
I blame the altitude
Fucker better win for marky
Lousy high-altitude weed
Denver's a big winter vacation destination, there's a fuckload to do here in the winter other than watch a floundering hockey team.
Lower bowl tickets still costed like $100 during the 60 point year, so it still isn't as bad as some of the southern teams.
Denver "muh altitude" Colorado
Holy fuck that was top memeing
Nigga you have no idea how good the chron here is
I did something similar, friend has season tickets in the 3 rd level attacking zone twice, we snuck down in 1st intermission to sit like 3 rows from the glass, I think Rantanen might have got a hat trick that game .
Pearson is garbage get him out
t. never been to colorado
weed hits harder here too because of the thin air
Doubt it
Everything in your faggy chink colony costs a billion times more than it should
This, jesus christ put fucking Goldobin on that line. Pearson needs to build some chemistry and get a couple practices in before we start throwing him on our top line
If this goes to OT then Vancouver will get 2 points.
Do something
It's been legal for 5 years and even before that we got shit from the California coast which is the best in the world.
Eh it's really not bad besides housing. I also live a few hours from Vancouver so it's even cheaper. When you convert the house prices and rent here to USD it's the same as any major city and in most cases much cheaper. Like I pay just under 900 USD in the downtown where I live and the average 1br rent in Vancouver is about 1200-1500 USD and that's living super central and close to transit.
>which is the best in the world.
Uhh no sweetie
>shit from the California coast which is the best in the world.
lmao
This is the equivalent of Americans thinking Burger King is excellent food
California hasn't shit on BC.
no shit, avs have been beyond abysmal in ot this year
you know it's special if you're 1-12 in extra time
>900USD to live downtown
jesus that's cheap compared to denver.
my first apartment in the city was in five points, the worst neighborhood in denver, and it cost 900 a month on rent alone no utilities
>When you convert the house prices and rent here to USD it's the same as any major city and in most cases much cheaper
Most Canadians do not get paid in USD. When you factor wages/salaries to housing costs, Vancouver is one of the most expensive cities in the world. Definitely is worth it though imo. Yea Forums just has an affinity for flyover shitholes.
dem quads
>those united digits shitting on California shwag
what does it mean
california is shit, it's not exactly a secret
A couple of years back my friend grew 4 plants in his backyard. The plants could visibly been seen growing over his fence so his neighbors just reached over the fence and grabbed 2 plants leaving a trail to their house. I won't say their race but he lives just off of Martin Luther King Blvd. So he grabs a knife and sticks it in his belt and goes to his neighbor and gets his weed back. The other 2 plants they didn't grab we broke down, took us 5 or 6 hours after he dried them. Fun times.
lol Vancouver doesn't have shit on real expensive cities like New York, San Fran, LA, Hong Kong, Sydney, Boston or pretty much anywhere else. The problem with Vancouver is it's filled with a bunch of retarded millennial's trying to be baristas or think they should be able to work at Winners and get by living in downtown Vancouver because commuting from Loughheed is to much.
>jesus that's cheap compared to denver.
He doesn't mean vancouver. "a few hours" from Vancouver is far far away from the suburbs and far away from the next major city, "calgary" at most. He probably means Kelowna which is like an old person summer home place.
Hey Kelowna has 200k people now. But yes it's Kelowna. Calgary is just as cheap as Kelowna too. Kelowna is pretty much the bastard child of Calgary and Vancouver taking literally the worst from both but a bit of the best from both too.
even then it's pretty cheap
I used to live in Greeley which is an hour or two drive and a one bedroom with utilities included costed around $650
Can the Ducks win at least so they are closer to passing >us
True
businessinsider.com
The barista is not the median wage earner either. And lougheed is expensive as well user... Pretty much everything from Van to Langley is.
okay
SCAAAAAAARS
>tied with 3 minutes left
yikes
I used to live in 5 points at 22nd and Ogden with 1 roommate. Rent was super cheap their 10 years ago.
Kelowna is a 4-5 hour drive...
Yeah Cause calgary is even more shit, it just has more jobs.
Leivo SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
its easy to blame lazy millennials but it was greedy boomers who shipped all the jobs across seas so they could get better dividends on their investments.
THANK YOU BASED LAFFS
THANK YOU BASED OILERS
LEIVO FROM SPOONIE G
BIEGA WITH TWO POINTS
AVS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BETTMAN BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
OUR YEAR
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Josh Elitevo
Average rent in Burnaby is literally 1500 cad a month or 1100 USD and you dont even need a car living there.
>Canucks tie it up late again
Say what you want, but this season ha sbeen entertaining as fuck.
Also I just sharted.
>THE CITY OF WILSON
I'd rather lose
Holy fucking shit what a save
STOP GETTING THESE LOSER POINTS WTF
Vancouver is expensive as fuck, 800 without utilities is considered dirt cheap and it will be in a shit neighbourhood. The only benefit is Vancouver is so dense you can get pretty much anywhere with transit
I just want a loser point in OT
north denver is super expensive now, even in evergreen it's expensive
Score?
2-2 going to OT
Pls no garyout
>Average rent in Burnaby is literally 1500 cad a month
Mean or median...? ALso have you seen the shit holes near metrotown..? thats to live in a shoebox that doubles as a crackshack.
>1100 USD
It is very difficult to live in Burnaby but work in the USA user.
>you dont even need a car living there.
Is this still the Kelowna guy? I haven't read something so retarded in my life. Unless you live DT you need a car in the lowermainland. The skytrain is not exactly the fucking JR line.
Well enjoy the win, Vancouver. The Avalanche literally cannot play in OT to save their lives this season.
Just get rid of your car and you'll save any extra money it costs to live here. Or move the fuck out to idk Coquitlam I guess
>The Avalanche literally cannot play in OT to save their lives this season.
lmao
We will show you the true meaning of OT incompetence
STOP GETTING THESE LOSER POINTS JUST LOSE IN REGULATION FUCK OFFF
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It's the mean. Just comparing it to USD because that's relatively not a lot of money.
I sold my car when I moved here, it was a good call too because for some reason even insurance here is twice as expensive as on the island
Aaaw shiet
God damn that post off
>bing bing no wahoo
Avs are 1-12 in overtime, with the 1 being an extremely lucky bounce.
Just blame Richmond
Someone redpill me on where bing bing wahoo actually started
For everything
We're going to the coin toss and there's nothing you can do about it
/hoc/ started it after the avs were looking hot in the start of the season because they play the mario power up sound when they kill off a penalty
the avs proceeded to collapse and it stuck around
What the fuck ref that wasn't even covered you fucking cunt.
what fucking rule is that supposed to be dumb ref
sound effects from mario 64
Holy YIKES
Wait what the fuck does that even mean
>player was pushed into the net with the puck so that's not a goal
That doesn't make any fucking sense
Refs are the guys who were too dumb to play in the minors
Thats a goal
>Just comparing it to USD because that's relatively not a lot of money.
The problem with this assertion user, is you are obtusely stating it like the shitty Canadian dollar makes it more affordable for Canadians making Canadian salaries. If the Canadian dollar dropped 30% it would mean nothing for my rent because my Salary in USD would also drop 30%. $1500 for a middle 1 bedroom small apartment to RENT, is pretty pricey for the area. especially when you look at what that type of apartment would look like. My sister bought a one bedroom prebuild for like $550,000 and she had about 10 minutes to decide.
Come on Refs give the Avs some refpuck here, we can use the points better then the Nucks can.
Refs don’t even make it to junior
holy shit refpuck.
>expecting video reviews to go the avs way
may I remind you how the game against Nashville went this season
Load of fucking pissshit
I get that it's just kind of dumb to tell an american you're paying 1500 a month in rent because to an american that's a shitload of money but when you hear 1100 it starts to sound not quite as bad.
That's what I meant ;_;
I blame this terrible pajeet Scotch I'm making myself finish
wew, that was some refpuck alright
lel
That's okay I didn't want to win anyways. I rather have a better draft pick
Stick forces goalies legs open plus a blatant kick goal. Deal with it.
Okay, so in 2013, the rent was $1500. Then we all gut a 30% cut to our wages in exchange for a 30% discount on rent. Fair?
I think the Avs are 0-2 in shootout opportunities this year.
Oh boy more of Gary's minigame
>butthawks
oh no kek lol
god I hate OT/SO
I'd rather just have the record say we tied and move on
0-1, most OT games ended in the first minute
I'm not disagreeing i'm just showing it in relative terms in 2019 USD
How about a studio apartment for something reasonable like 500 bucks? Anyone who is looking for a place like that likely doesn’t have a lot of income anyway.
>taking a 30% reduction in income in exchange for a 30% reduction on one expense that makes up a fraction of your expenditures
user that's a horrible deal
WTF I like Pearson now
1 goal and 5 misses incoming
Years past Varly was awesome in shoot outs, I have a feeling Avs win this one tonight, their due.
>memeout
Can we get some Skele magic at least
But that number is meaningless and misleading unless you are an American looking to buy a secondary property in BC, whilst earning income in the US. Which is probably a very small minority of burnaby RENTERS, that has no impact on the market.
That is why the median multiple approach which ranks Vancouver like 2nd or third is more reliable.
If digits, avs become 2-12 in ot
fuck I hate garyouts. welp gg avs it was a good thread
that was before his groin exploded 2 years in a row
well guess >we lose tonight
petey is tanking. Fuck this team.
Also Markstrom is better at shootouts than peak Luongo. By a wide margin.
Petterson is such a child.
starting to like biega more recently
he's literally a rookie
BASED BOESER BOMB
Markstrom is just all around amazing. If we dump him for Demko we will regret it. I would trade Demko before we realize his value is Nil and just work on DiPietro
1-13
>
goalies spend years playing in minors and then as backups, you're a little kneejerky
He's a great 7th dman. He's not the most skilled or the fastest but he works hard every time he's on the ice.
Nah, I think the last few weeks showed if anything we need MORE good goalies. As amazing as Markstrom is we need a healthy Demko to take some of the load off.
>Garyout extended
Fuck off
Markstrom was one of the worst starters in the league until Ian Clark finally got some time with him. Give Demko the same experience and he’ll improve drastically. Canucks have the best goalie coach in the world so you want to just give your prospects time with him
I just feel we could get a good return for Demko right now. I just don't want a situation where his agent makes a big fuss and demands a trade for not getting enough play time.
GET BIEGA IN THERE
This. Markstrom was what? 27 before he went from complete shit to an elite goaltender?
how can you even rate dipietro when he hasnt even played against men yet
fuck shootouts
Woooo! GG Nuck fans.
Project performance based off of other similar goaltenders
FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK, THERE GOES THE FUCKING SEASON FUCK.
>San Jose Shaks arent men.
why did >we have to get that fucking loser point
don't count your chickens before they hatch or whatever the saying is. you have no idea what demko or dipietro will turn into yet
Lolorado Diarrhealanche
GG 'nucks
This was a comfy thread
Damn I feel bad for Markstrom there, he looks crushed.
gg avs
>THERE GOES THE FUCKING SEASON FUCK.
lmao the season was over in December
We're just along for the ride
GG Avs
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL!
Remember the days when the Nucks and Avs were bitter rivals ?
He looked good, shootouts are just a coinflip
nah 4 points behind would have kept us in the chase.
lol poor marky
At least the team didn't give up
yeah and then >we changed divisions and both sucked to the bottom of the league
even the wings rivalry died off for the same reason
Heh I remember when the Sedins would beat the Avs most of the time. Wasn't it mostly lopsided in favor of the Nucks?
like who? you think hes going to follow a career path similar to carter hart or something? hes still so young and undeveloped i dont think you can really trust him to be your future. at least demko has put in a few years.
Fuckin can't wait for my Soderberg jersey coming in next week.
northwest division was comfy
Early 2000s was Avs always winning, later days of the NW division was Nucks always winning
No the rivalry started with the west coast express days of Naslund and Bertuzzi and culminated with the Steve Moore incident
he's having a great season, hope he keeps it up avs still need a proper second line c
It was, honestly.
I'd rather play the Soilers and Vancouver 4 times a year than fucking Nashville
Ah yeah, I forgot Bertuzzi was on Van when he did that cheap shot.
This. Maybe I was too young at the time to notice a rivalry? Even though >we got rid of Todd released Todd that same season.
To Vancouver the Avs were the 2000 equivalent of the Blackhawks
Fuck him and his son.
he kinda looks like a skinnier vigneault
Hahahaahha ok now I understand
Frick the >cocks tbqh. The fact that >we robbed them of a 2011 repeat and a potential dynasty brings me great pleasure.
>ynr Alec Martinez preventing a blackhawks threepeat
WTF is going on