>All the goals and highlights from the midweek Premier League fixtures, which included a huge game between London rivals and title hopefuls Chelsea and Tottenham. All 20 clubs are in action so expect plenty of twists and turns in both the race for the title and the battle to avoid the drop.
Top strikers Alan Shearer and Ian Wright are your """expert pundits""".
Peak pundit Shearer was when Newcastle were getting relegated and he was ripping into Newcastle on the weekly
Jordan Gonzalez
Then he became the manager just for bants
Connor Long
Oh great can't wait for the pundits to wank themselves silly over le scouse mutt kid
Samuel Kelly
I liked Shearer so much as a player and kinda disappointed that I hate him now as his punditry has showed him up to be a boring af cunt
Brandon Martin
Okay that was epic
Kevin Lopez
Was there any need for that racism?
Eli Baker
Watford's trips to Anfield since they got promoted:
>2-0 >6-1 >5-0 >5-0
Hudson Ramirez
That stupid pen makes this a good week for citeh, play like shot and still keep up the pace. Too early to check the run-in but got to hope they slip up
Isaiah Wilson
I've noticed this as well. Probably the BBC up their arse about appearing progressive, they ignore all the young white players
Samuel Barnes
Mark of champions that m8
John Hughes
any need for you to fiddle that kiddie?
Cooper Martinez
This Trent kid has all the identity bonuses for the BBC to fawn over >young >mixed race black >double barrel surname >plays for liverpool >is from liverpool
Ryder Green
Where is Alex ‘The Ox’ Oxlade- Chambermaid???
Miss him
Hunter Hernandez
Dead
Sebastian Clark
Surely Robertson does too, being Scottish and everything
Nothing wrong with gambling. Anybody stupid enough to get addicted to it deserves to neck themselves.
Hunter Bailey
40p/50p is a lot to some people lad
Dylan Sanchez
If you're scouse, yeah
Ian Robinson
Correct. But such obnoxious ads should not be on continual repeat
Blake Kelly
BBC doesn't exactly promote personal responsibilty though does it
Carson Russell
It’s these sort of negative energy posts that convinced me to quit Yea Forums for a while
Andrew Cook
>putting a shitty 1-0 win with a penalty for a team with no fans playing against Wet Spam ahead of a London derby
Isaiah Jenkins
Wow a joke about poverty and working class people
Fuck off Tarquin
Jace Edwards
>a trip decides to quit Yea Forums
Wew what a fucking big deal
Henry Lee
London ‘Derbies’ aren’t actually derbies in my eyes, far too many of them to take note of.
Jonathan Clark
>The only game threads that constantly hit post limits and have multiple threads are Liverpools (90% of other teams don't even bother starting one at all) >There are constantly 3+ Liverpool threads on Yea Forums 24/7 >"hUuR fuck off Lolverpel dUuR!"
This board would be dead if it wasn't for Liverpool. Fact! Now get your SEETHE on bruh lmfao
He scores no points at all for FPL though because he never makes the very final assist even if he creates the chances, also never scores.
Aaron Parker
Best player in the PL at the moment for me.
Aaron Morgan
Based mong who thinks it's still the 70s when he wasn't even born, using his dad's stale banter, and that Liverpool isn't easily one of the best Cities in Europe today
Jayden Foster
He's probably been their best player after a shaky start. Feel bad for mahrez he's my fav player (/lifelong/)
Henry Mitchell
What the fuck Lloris
Ian Mitchell
Spurs need a new manager. You'll win nothing with a manager who unironically says when you lose you win
Zachary James
Pep rates him though, was dominant against liverpool in the 2-1 and could be city's best player this season. Some players' stats don't reflect how good they are
Sebastian Howard
Why all the fireworks prematch? Can everything not be yankeefied?
Robert Sanchez
>He scores no points at all for FPL Oh no, bet he cries himself to sleep at night.
Ayden Bennett
>Liverpool isn't easily one of the best Cities in Europe today It's not even one of the best cities in England, you rat-eating sack of shit.
Nolan Thompson
>manlet who never does anything >best player in the league
>kane comes back >spurs start losing again Explain
Luis Morris
De Gea or Van Dijk
Aiden Smith
Absolute fucking brainlet post
Oliver Ward
>never does anything Being this much of a SEETHING bin dipper.
Henry Foster
Spurs are shit
Tyler Long
>passes sideways to better players >OMG SO GOOD
Julian Young
Why are Scousers dumb as shit, lads?
Camden Clark
>that Emirates crowd Wew lad
Josiah Rivera
Genetics from cross breeding
Aaron Hill
A long history of chronic poorness leads to a congregation of shit genes and then isolation just leads to inbreeding which kills the genepool even further.
Julian Bennett
>6 changes >still merk the lower table team
2006-07 feels 2bh lads
Dylan Ortiz
Because so many of them are of bog trotter stock.
Charles Martin
Do people still say merk nowadays?
Chase Wilson
Ozil on form is class af. Literally liquid footabll
Wyatt Baker
Shut up battyman don’t give a dash yeah
man comes from bare ends and knows how sad the road is
yutes like you sit behind your computer and be verbalists
Why is it still not poasible to filter flags? The gypsy and kiwi are wearing very thin. At least the fat brit uses a trip
Nathaniel Miller
Name a comfier team than Newcastle, you literally can't
Landon Anderson
Lesta easily
Jacob Lewis
Newcastle are the least comfy team I can think of
Henry Roberts
Everton
Nathan Walker
I hate Tottenham with all my heart. The second we hear the word ‘trophy’ or ‘win’ we shit the bed. Lloris is shit, should’ve saved the first one and shouldn’t have been sprinting at Trippier even if that goal wasn’t his fault. Trippier is shit, he didn’t even look up to see Lloris running at him and doesn’t know how to defend for shit. Davies is only good enough to be a backup and we need to go in for a new left back because Danny Rose isn’t getting any younger. Lamela is shit, he does all these fancy little tricks and then gets easily dispossessed or wastes the move with his awful final ball. Eriksen...is shit, he can no longer put in a good ball, he wastes oppurtunities left, right, and center, and yet he’s still heralded as one of the best in the world. Honestly? Real can have him if they pay up! Bin him off. He should’ve scored but instead he decided to take a bunch of unnecessary touches and get dispossessed by Pedro. Sonny looks back to the Sonny we saw at the beginning of the season now that Kane’s back and Kane doesn’t look capable of doing much either. Llorente is too old and not good enough to play for this team, let him go at the end of his contract. We need to see a HUGE squad overhaul in the summer because we’re currently not good enough to challenge for anything. We need a new goalie (Lafont), new fullbacks (Wan-Bissaka and Tierney), one or two new center mids (Kessie and Diawara) with Wanyama and maybe even Dier going the other way, two new attacking midfielders (Kai Havertz and Suso) with Eriksen and Lamela leaving, and a new backup striker (Che Addams) with Llorente going the other way. Sorry for the rant and the hate, but I’m sick and tired of some of the shitty performances and players! I take back what I said at the beginning, I love this club, but I also want to see us win! We can’t win anything with some of the players I talked about
Evan Ortiz
What is comfy about them?
Sebastian Price
How are these comfy. all they cause is pain to their fans and depression. comfy would be a team that wins everything, real madrid would be comfy
or if not that then one that is just consistantly mediocre with no expectations of better. maybe bournemouth. or a team thats eternally in the championship but is fine with that
Logan Rogers
Lads, /vp/ is making fun of us again.
Grayson Bailey
>newcastle/everton comfy >their fans are seething and on suicide watch most seasons.
Parker White
Why the fuck are /vp/ making fun of us?
Dominic Thompson
>/vp/ kys
Alexander Jackson
The new game got revealed and it's based on ingerland >>/vp/37708475
Jackson Collins
...
Jason Morales
History, Kit, Fanbase, stadium, manager, city, it's just a likeable club
Camden Parker
based pocket monsters
Colton Reyes
Grow up, you spastic
Cameron Davis
No, mate. Just no.
James Jackson
quite a funny thread to be fair la
Henry Brooks
t.no fun allowed NPC boomer
William Brown
>yet no even talks about him Sick of this tired old meme. Heard that exact phrase every weekend since 2014 at least now.
